STREAMER CLAVICULAR STARTS CONVULSING ON LIVESTREAM AFTER BEING CHOKED OUT AT MIAMI CLUB — BODY GOES LIMP ON CAMERADuring a live “clubmaxxing” broadcast… Kick streamer Clavicular gets put in a rear-naked choke and within seconds, he goes completely limp.Then the clip takes a turn.• His body starts convulsing on the ground• People rush in, flipping him over• Panic sets in while cameras keep rolling• Over 40,000 viewers watching it happen LIVEHe’s now reportedly stable and already back streaming.https://x.com/HustleBitch_/status/2040069449919705336
Seizuremaxxing
>>532284958
>>532284958>AT MIAMI CLUBplay stupid games, win stupid prizes
They should have busted his clavicle and left him looking like a broke necked nigger
>>532285052Oh no , Clozzy!!
>>532284958>literallywho obsessed over exclusively by jeets>>>/trash/
>>532284958Nepo baby pretty boy got what he deserved.
Haemoglobin mogged and Oxygen chopped. It’s so over.
It was Clozzy who did it. Rumor has it he's back to max stats.
>>532285172Seizure maxxing takes 50% of your total max stats!!!! It's so over!!
staged shit to do anything for donations
>>532284958Why did I watch that? That was the fakest shit ever. This dude's such a fag.
was he vaxmaxxxing before he started makeupmaxxing?
YeeshGuess the money wasn’t worth it
>>532284958Lmfao what a pussy
>tfw jestermaxxxing and the aurapawgs see you get one-shotted
>>532284958Anyone got that one webm of those aliens and monsters using nonstop zoomer lingo?
>>532285400We seem to be approaching some peak cultural manic episode. Where masculinity and femininity. Have become the utter parody is the real thing. All is surface. No depth exists.
>>532284958what a spazzmaxxed spastic.
>>532285512It is quite literally the fifth post in the thread, nigger
>>532284958actually kinda sad
>>532285512Here’s the original. Brilliant satire it has to be said. https://youtube.com/shorts/-q8kFEJBRFY?is=nkyuFLiaVNGmlrdL
how the fuck is this disgusting retard not in prisonhe fucking ran over someone on purposealso stop making threads about this idiothe pays women to pretend to be his gf
Nooooo collarbone!!! Is fuentes gonna come to the rescue of his boy?To be clear fuentes was one of the main fronts that promoted clacicular and is praising him currentlyHe gonna be there at the hospital having to be the one who gonna have to give collarbone the business, "he can't continue taking testosterone , he's been taking it since he's been 14 , his liver is shot " Fuentes is probably looking forward to clavs feminine version
>>532284958That's a pretty common reaction to getting heemed. Or KOed for that matter. Seen this a bunch of times. The best part is when people are choked out the hole in their memory generally includes the entire choking incident and then some, so when they come to they have no idea what happened or how they ended up on the ground. The most common reaction to this by far is to freak the fuck out.
>>532284958reddit thread gets reddit linkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Clavicular/comments/1sb3gpd/clavicular_volunteers_to_be_choked_out_live_on/
>>532285539Standards for men have shot up so drastically in recent years. A man in 2026 needs to be 100x better than a man in 1986 in every single regard just to get a fraction of the benefit. I can't blame any men I see doing crazy shit in response (except for trooning out, of course).
Should have let it die
>>532285539metrosexuals have been doing this foreveryou people dont get pussy
>>532285052kek
>>532284958Twitch streamer kekhe did a few kicks as well
>>532285269Absolutely BRVTAL
That channel 5 interview was the first time I’d seen/heard him. He just seems really sad and autistic. Also seems like he’s on track to either die or have the body of a 90 year old before he’s 30.
I love retardmaxxing too. Usually I just eat my own faeces though.
>>532284958he should try leadmaxxing
>>532284958Finally, a clavicular video I will watch.
>>532285646He ran over some retarded nigger that had been harassing and threatening him for weeks before jumping onto the hood of his car... He should be awarded, not jailed.
>>532285625AI is freaking me out man. When the 'mayor' or whatever that guy is, makes his announcement, it simulates booms and pops from the microphone just like it was a live press conference.There's so many details it keeps track of now, too. Background characters, subtle perspective changes, everything. It's insane.
>>532284958Clav mogged at Goon Junction
>>532284958fake as fuckalso who chokes themselves out for the luls? are they school kids?
>>532286050>He just seems really sad and autistic.Did you saw him before looksmaxxing?
>>532285172my nigga Clozzy mogged that subhuman Gorbo
The chemicals aren't holding up his body anymore , his body can't filter all those hard toxins lmfaoU fuckers ever thaught consistant meth use would take more than 2 years to melt a person? Jfc this dude has been on it since 14
>>532285625>https://youtube.com/shorts/-q8kFEJBRFY?is=nkyuFLiaVNGmlrdLall of the coritsol spike comes from Goatis/sv3rige who is 36 btw
>>532286230>trying to ride this retard criminals coattailembarassing
>>532286457Satisfying to watch , good publicity
>>532286230Get real friends you fucking nerd
>>532285172>>532285625What the fuck does any of this even mean? Fuck I feel old
>>532286560>rationalizing giving this scum exposurekeep going
>>532285400>Clavicular starts HRTHow long are we from this?
>>532286650HRTmaxxing to balance out the TRTmaxxing
>>532286608That's the point lol. You're supposed to feel that way, this is basically what Zoomers are doing.
>>532286644Hey look i wanna see him OD live on stream ok?Degenerate faggot that subverted the mew generation into trying hard drugs, introduced the concept of chem sex to zoomers, pretty much has had a bad influence, cancerous even How many gullible zooms have been trying meth to stay "lean"I mean..
>>532284958sources tell me clavicular is deadplease godplease be dead
>>532286608>Gorbo lover detected
Why isn`t he American Psychomaxxing and start killing Homeless people in the Stream??
>>532286955you dont need to watch him for that. seems like rationalization. just mute his stream in the background and write comments.
>>532284958Holy cortisol spike
>>532287037I so wanna watch him burn , i'd pay to see it
>>532285052That pathetic twitching gave literally EVERY GIRL EVER the ICKHe is done
>>532286608I love the devolution of the English language lol.>>532285674It’s more than a 50% of a manic episode and then gay/trans for sure.
>>532285646>>532286230>>532286457He was high on drugs when he killed that guy.He also shot an alligator for no reason and without a license.He's a bad person.
>>532286608I'm pushing 30 and understood all of it, half of it is just blackpill internet terminology and stuff from a guy who promotes carnivore diet and conspiracy theories in his late 30s, younger zoomers just made it mainstream on tiktok
CRITICAL cortisol levels
>>532285269>one flick of the wrist>it's so over unfathomably brutal
HE GOT SKULLMOGGED BY BABYCORN AT GOON JUNCTION
>>532286280The amount of effort the guy puts into making these is incredible. It goes way beyond jeetprompting a single sentence into grok, the guy is actually using AI as a tool to bring a vision together.
>>532287280you dont sayhow the fuck is he not in prison?>high on drugs>in a car>runs over person>nothing happenshow?
>>532287280Well yeah but when you put that aside he's based af
>>532285539so basically everyones a tranny
>>532285646>paying women to pretendYou've never been to Asia have you? He's basically an honorary East Asian at this point paying ho's to placate his audience
>>532284958Man, I love seeing zoomers destroy themselves.I'm just a few years older but the cultural gap is massive. They're insane
>>532284958>here man I'll let you choke me out so I can see what its like>make sure you rub my tits afterwardI'm gonna have to start consulting some of the scripty features to block out posts of this retarded zoomer
his cortisol levels will never recover!
>>532286050hopefully he kills himself while livestreaming, that would be a bit entertaining
>>532284958At least he is not Indian. Imagine the izzat he'd lose.
>>532284958This kid is going to have the craziest twink death crash out in a few years. Ready to milk this lolcow
>chokemoggedIt's over for faggicular.
>>532285172Good fucking lord
>>532287324Getting reports that Clav may have blown a cortisol inhibitor array and may need to go into extended hypocryostatic undulation surgery. It's actually physically and intangibly over.
>>532286608I don't speak zoomers and it's easy to understand. You must be retarded.
>>532284958I think I understand what you're trying to say here but my question is, how can somebody's eyebrows be twice as large as their eyes? Does that actually make any sense to you? How can you defend this?
>>532285052Ickmaxxing eeww
>>532288109My boy ODing on those browstatin peptides, fullmaxx.
probably from all the meth he does what a loser
>>532284958buy an ad.
>>532288109>yfw you're browmaxxing
>>532284958Looks like AI and there's no context around what happened really in the video
>>532286386Yeah I saw the before picture, he was a kinda chubby kid with a lot of acne. I was too, I’m near 40 and I’ve gotten better looking every year with no effort on my appearance aside from regular exercise. I know he did that interview on the back of some insane marathon stream but he looked exhausted and weak. I guess there’s a lot of angles on his face or whatever but he looks like a tired old man behind the eyes.
>>532285172This webm literally destroyed 80% of zoomer neo-culture.
>>532286608>guys, i am le old. guys, reallyfuck off. you are terminally online
Pretty based.
>>532284958So he's weakfaggotmaxxing
>>532285904Fuck off you poof
>>532284958That’s what he gets for hanging in Miami like a Jewish nigger lover
>>532288618hit a nerve, hmits ok to smell good and still be mascular and wanting to fuck, anon.
>>532284958Lol fuck that faggot
>>532284958>Our GuyFuck off. I'd never in a million years support some vanity obsessed faggot who does roids.
>>532285172i can't find a version with sound
>>532284958Who cares about what happens to clowns?
>>532287322So what's currently underground that will become mainstream in 7 years?I know 4chan is basically finished in terms of fecundity and relevance since everyone here speaks like everyone on Twitter and other places
>>532284958-9000 izzat
>>532288313Cry more normoid, I bet your stack is nothing more than a Vitamin C supp and a Flintstones chewable multivitamin.
>>532284958Pathetic
>>532288300>>532288450You know when he's really peacocking those bad boys, I think it easily approaches 3x or at bare minimum 2.5x for sure. I guess that's still within natty range, but my suspicions run high.
>>532285052Consciousnessmogged
>>532284958>alleged mogger only famous for repeatedly getting mogged. Pottery
>>532284958Just like how he was going to jail for “running someone over and killing them with his cybertruck” ??? You guys are so gullible.
>>532284958>shidding and pissing yourself on livestream
>>532285808Truly jester to say the least
>>532284958>He’s now reportedly stablefuck. wish that rodent died. I'll go fap to Charlie Cuck getting shot again. That always brightens my day.
>>532284958He poopmaxxed his pants too
>>532285385>That was the fakest shit ever.You're clueless. A person that's obsessed with their personal image wouldn't fake being completely humiliated.
>>532284958IBetween this and Androgenics recent happenings. It's over, we're losing on all fronts now
>>532289501hahahahahahhahahahahawhat a spastic zoom
>>532285497>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*>yup that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up here>*baba o'riley starts playing*
>>532286958Nah some dude ran over and shoved his finger up clav's butt so he snapped out of it real quick. Theres a lesson there somewhere.
>>532288931that's true about 4chan but honestly I don't know about the future, not as chronically online and young as I used to be. Seems to be that there are less esoteric spaces online as there were in say 2017/2018
>>532288889It's important. An unexpected mog could completely up-end the fabric of our society.
>>532284958Yeah, I'm a seizurepilled assaultmaxxer.
>>532288861https://youtube.com/shorts/-q8kFEJBRFY?si=1lJvaZz-_ayZgJ6tJust for you brother
>>532284958My idol... I believed in him... I subbed for months... I donated hundreds... I don't really know what to think of him now that he got mogged so hard...
>>532289810thanks, i found other vids but not this one
>>532286457Both of you are defending a clout chaser. The idiot that jumped on his car deserved it
>>532289903Just realized you're from Tunisia. Nigger
>>532289952>The idiot that jumped on his car deserved itand the criminal that ran him over deserves to get raped in a prison shower. your point?
>>532289995nice Jestermaxxing
>>532286280true. all the inane details that add up to make something realish. Physical artists, painters, have had to simulate that, too. Shadows are a good example
>>532289647He got turbo cortisol nuked
>>532290139No, not really. Do you play in traffic too? It was a grown man, should have known better.
Is this how civilization ends?
>>532286650nigga hes been doing hrt since he was 14
>>532290276>It was a grown man, should have known better.Correct, which is why his licence should be taken away and he should be locked up with niggers who are like him.
>>532285172LMAO
>>532290359You're a little bitch. Go play in traffic.
>>532290178Did I just get mogged?
>>532289616lil unc lost aura fr fr no cap bus
>>532290450Go get run over by a mentally ill infertile retard that you defend anonymously on the internet.They both deserve to die or be locked up. Dunno why this upsets you so much. You gay for him or what.
>>532289616That was an anti rape spaz out because of the guy who was pulling his leg. >>532289501Almost certainly did. Clavicle definitely has worked out his anti rape strategy, must have happened to him before.
>>532285172Terry Gilliam's Brazil 2026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zYREwD9e6U
>>532284958Yikes, how much aura did this lose him?
so that was some homoerotic asphyxia sexual fetish holy fuck kids are weird at least don't do that in public
>>532284958Gotta admit, he's mogging the shit out of that pavement.
Wtf I look away for one second and our boy is getting siezures
>>532290559I don't give a fuck about either of them. But He got away with it because he was in the right. You can't block traffic in Florida. Thanks to Antifa. Now cope and seethe.
>>532285172is that fucking cell
>>532290884>I don't give a fuck about either of them.Yet you are defending him.I say hang bothDeal?
This was so fake lmfao. 100% clav faked this for a lawsuit
>>532285836It’s the logical endgame of the manosphere and gynocentrism as a whole. Turns out, encouraging every one to LARP as John Wayne harder without meaningfully pushing back against women just enables them more.
>>532290759Is aura the zoomer equivalent of izzat?
>>532285400How substantiating is it that Clavvy is a calculated investment by the cosmetics industry -- and the media complex supported by it -- to finally expand into the male market? >You will own nothing>You will have no privacyLooksmaxxing as the cattle's vanity mirror
>>532290960No. You are mentally stunted like the dude who got run over. A grown man acting like a child.We're done here.
>>532289037Lmao
>>532290982LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532284958>>532285052did he die?
>>532284958kys tabloid shill
>>532291145>NoSo you are defending ClavicularI accept your concession. Fucking freak
>"WE HAVE A GROYPER DOWN!!!"
>>532286744His infertility comes from the fact he has chronic erectile dysfunction.>imagine doing all this shit for your "sexual value" while being unable to have sexNigger is literally a eunuch.
Fagmaxxing
>>532291419TRT makes you stop producing sperm so not only does his dick not work he can't even make IVF babies like Elon does with his nonfunctioning dick
>>532285625I have noticed lookism 1337speak is easier to understand than ebonics
WHERE WAS SNEAKO WHEN CLAV NEEDED HIM?????
>>532286608Its literally just the bs we said on here 10 years ago but taken to an absurd maximum.4chanmaxxing if you will.
>>532284958I want to rape Clav.
>>532284958I sniff used panties. The scent is divine and turns me into a silverback gorilla that has to jerk off immediately. Obtaining a new used pair is very thrilling. It's like cheating the system. I get to enjoy her private scent without her knowledge. Even better if I know her and see her regularly - we are more intimate than she even realizes. One thing I've noticed is each woman has her own unique scent. Some are definitely better than others and is probably an indicator of reproductive health.
>>532291419>imagine doing all this shit for your "sexual value" while being unable to have sexZoomers don’t care about actually penetrating vag, that’s for the older generations to do to the zoomettes
>>532291488>1488How ironic...
>>532285539>Where masculinity and femininity. Have become the utter parody is the real thing. All is surfaceWhat separates Clav faggots from the androgyny of 1970s glam rock like Ziggy Stardust and T.rex or the 1980s hair metal era of Motley Crew and Poison? The aspiration is the become a human scratch-n-sniff cologne advert, an idealization of Leslie Wexner's 90s Abercrombie campaigns that goy-himbo'd Third Reich iconography
>>532287280>Tfw when no alligator shooting license
>>532284958>https://x.com/HustleBitch_/status/2040069449919705336That's almost cool.Like sicking your Butt-Hole in the air, and Groveling-to-a-Demon?Live-Stream Possession?
>>532291072Its basically zoomer currency for sex. So basically what Indians think izzat actually does for them.
>>532291488The problem is not only the high doses of hormones he started doing when he was literally a child.The penis is a muscle; if you don't exercise it, it atrophies, and if you keep doing restrictive diets to cut (the only way to show abs), your body has to sacrifice something to keep the things you use alive.It gets to a point where the tissue is so damaged that it literally doesn't work anymore. You end up with a tiny dick that can't get hard even using drugs.Bodybuilders were not all born with comically small dicks.
>>532291713It was always handled with brevity and a light touch...then it became real, and not.
>>532285539the absolute pinnacle of culture (baroque era) had dudes in tights, heels and powdered wigs
>>532288931Considering Azumanga Diaoh became mainstream im betting on Hatsune Miku becoming the number 1 music artist.
>>532285269Not to defend this guy but he got hair implants and is wearing a wig until they grow out
>>532288506This has nothing to do with "zoomer culture", you retarded millennial jew; it was literally millennials who developed the blackpill in the 2010s forums. Millennials like you and the Jewish media talk about it when it is only a consequence of Jews and female hypergamy. It's just become mainstream today and it's being ridiculed by normies. It's the culture of 4chan that's becoming mainstream, this has nothing to do with "generational culture". total millenials death
>>532292061So he can't grow his own hair? VLTRA CHOPPED!!!FATALITY
>>532285269What a freak show
>>532284958This faggot got exposed for being a Zoolander tier retard by channel 5 the other week. Does anyone actually take him seriously?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-WQ0E5i40Y
>>532284958>not bloodflowmaxxing
>>532288988what the fuck was he thinking
>>532292140>It's the culture of 4chan that's becoming mainstreamYeah, that was a looong time ago. Thanks for memory.
>>532284958THAT JEW GOT MOGGED!!!!!
>>532285625This entire channel is pretty interesting desu. Weirdly enough i came across it through an ad on youtube
>>532291419but the mogging....
>>532289616cortisol status?
>>532285539Beautiful ones. Not enough jobs. Too much baseline ability to survive off benefits, no ability to easily succeed beyond that. Masculine aggressive females. Males that retreat. Males that preen until they become feminine.>>532288690t. Falco>>532291045>>532285836OrJust stop caring. If millennial chicks are old and zoomer chicks are fat and hairy, sotp caring.
Clavicular is absolutely right about everything. You get the looks. You get the money. You can be a vapid boring dude and everybody will think you're the funniest guy in history. It is what it is.And he is based because he knows it. His entire philosophy is a mockery to the current world.
>>532291713Those guy's had to pretend to have surface level talent, at the very least. This little yid doesn't do anything at all.
>>532286050>>532287619He's going to be Zyzz for gen z. "dude remember what clav said? Rip bruh". Zyzz was the same kind of looksmaxxing e-celeb before it was normalized and he did the same retarded shit, putting a bunch of drugs in himself for beauty that ultimately killed him.
ALPHA STATUS: He's Fucking Zed
>>532292878He's literally no different than a tiny Korean woman shaving down their jaw, or cutting open their eyelids for approval. The genetics remain the same. He's tall, that's all he has. Everything else is cope for fools.
>>532292651
tick tock
>>532293087tall but not genetics
>>532293087But the korean is not sentient. She is a bug. Clav is an absolute materialist that accepts there are no transcendental values, there's only matter.He is a true atheist. There are no many people like that. Even left wing trannies believe in God. They believe in the soul. Someone that says that they were born in the wrong body is a dualist. But not Clav. He is the final consequence of the nihilism materialism brings us to.
>>532293400>But not Clav. He is the final consequence of the nihilism materialism brings us to.I thought the title is already taken by CWC.
>>532293497>CWCYou mean the guy who is plotting a dimensional merge?Chris chan is absolutely not a materialist.He lives in his own town that doesnt even exist in the material realm.
>>532284958nicethis should happen to all grifters.
>>532292169Yeah the whole looksmaxxing community is about starting with bad genetics
>>532284958looks staged as fuckthese kick streamers are all clip farmers they do things like stage clips in attempts to go viral
>>532285172oh it’s that unc video again
>>532284958>https://x.com/HustleBitch_/status/2040069449919705336https://xcancel.com/HustleBitch_/status/2040069449919705336 fucking tard always xcancel
>>532285172wtf is wrong with these people
Why is the white boy getting raped by nigs? Is this how your average day looks mutties? Just start shaking uncontrollable when you see your black bulls?
>>532284958AI posting should be punishable with public floggingThe dramatic pause. “Here’s the good part” or “then the clip takes a turn”. That kind of bullshit. The bullet points. Just disgusting.
>>532285269>baldcel exposedBrutal, hair is literally life….
>>532285400Gross wtf maybe he is a fag
>>532284958I absolutely hate this faggotI'm happy he's been humiliated and likely going to die.
>>532285172Demonic
>>532289706>height mogs all>cuck wallet mogs all>not missing leg day mogs all>wrist thickness mogs all>b-but muh dik!
>>532284958To paraphrase Mike Tyson. I caught him flush on the temple with a titanic hook and left him quivering in the street like an infantile retard.
>>532287280God, this guy is so fucking funny lmao
Bro looks maxed and can't even talk to women, what was the point? I'm a 5' 8" half Mexican ranchero looking MF and I'll still pull girls with my words. If you can't do that, all else is cope.
>>532285052>>532284958Oh no...
>>532285172Nightmarishly charming
>>532293914MEGGGGGA CHOPPED ! GENETIC DEADEND FROM THE BEGINNING !!
>>532284958looks absolutely fake as fuck. his whole career is views so yeah. reminds me of wings of redemption; once he started playing into the bullying it instantly got boring, because he knows thats how he gets views and money
wow,thanks peter theilthis is great 'entertainment'
>>532287432these are all straight, surely
>>532291713Like their music or not, those people created something and they had an act. The lookmaxxers have nothing to show
>>532292422Accupuncture
>>532294240they are british
>>532284958https://youtu.be/T2TXY6SNuD4
>>532284958PsyopNow a 1000kiddos will let themselves getting choked Out for the "dream" and some will die
>>532291121He's definetly a plant.>>532291565Fuck, we got schizomogged irl.>>532292140>t was literally millennials who developed the blackpill in the 2010s forums.> It's the culture of 4chan that's becoming mainstreamLol. I blame gen x parents, imagine letting your kids base their world view on r9k schizoposting trolls, holy fuck.
>>532284958That shit looks fake as fuck, after having a seizure you cannot even speak
>>532293087He's not even naturally tall. He did that leg breaking surgery for extra height. everything about him is artificial, he's 2 degrees of separation from a tranny. A thieloid flesh golem
>>532294093
>>532284958His crypto doesnt do good either.
>>532284958everyone ITT talks like a retard
>>532285539He's just a fag with a cam bro, its not that deep
>>532287013Didn't he kill a guy with his truck and get no charges?
>>532285836or you could just fuck an ugly bitch and have kids like most of the world
>>532284958When that BBC hits
>>532292140cortisol spiked zoomtard is crashing out
>>532284958oh boy oh man please yes inject another 47 posts about Clavicular directly into my veins i absolutely cannot function unless i’ve scrolled past at least twelve grainy screenshots of his latest stream and three philosophical breakdowns of his jawline angles. every time someone says “thoughts on Clavicular?” my heart rate spikes to peak performance levels. i love seeing the same clip reposted with increasingly dramatic captions like we’re analyzing the zapruder film. please, tell me again how he mogged, was mogged, almost mogged, spiritually mogged, or meta-mogged. i crave discourse. i yearn for 600-comment threads where everyone pretends they’re conducting a doctoral thesis on internet masculinity while actually just arguing about lighting and posture.honestly if the front page doesn’t have at least five Clavicular threads at any given time i start to worry about society. what are we even doing as a civilization if we’re not dissecting every micro-expression and livestream tangent? more thinkpieces. more frame analysis. more screenshots with red circles. i am sustained entirely by recycled discourse. never stop posting.
>>532286608I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore...I remember living in New Jersey back in 1997 and being excited to go outside...
>>532284958alphabros... I don't feel so good...
>>532286608This is all at least 15 (maybe even 20)year old lingo just meme'd up to maximum comic effect
>>532292140Every zoomer thinks they invented the wheel
>>532295319No. A homeless person wouldn’t let him pass on the street while he was driving. He went anyway and the homeless person rolled off uninjured. No charges.
>>532285269not a good side profile for blud
oh it’s over for me. i used to be a normal functioning human being. now it’s 3:17am and i’m standing shirtless in my bathroom with a tape measure trying to calculate my clavicular projection ratio. i’ve paused a stream frame-by-frame to compare shoulder slope gradients. i’ve opened ms paint. there are lines. there are arrows. there is a folder on my desktop labeled “RESEARCH (IMPORTANT).”every time a new post drops i whisper “yes… nourishment…” and begin a 900 word analysis in the replies about lighting, camera lens distortion, and metaphysical mog energy. i don’t even know what i believe anymore. do i like the posts ironically? unironically? has irony been mogged?my friends ask me why i haven’t been outside. i tell them you don’t understand, he was frame-mogged but only spiritually, the physical mog was inconclusive pending further screenshots. they leave. they cannot handle the discourse.i’ve started adjusting my posture in reflective surfaces. grocery store freezer door? shoulder check. car window? chin tilt calibration. i am optimizing in real time. society may crumble but the clavicular angle remains eternal.please. more threads. more blurry screenshots. more 600-comment wars over whether the lighting favored him. i am no longer a man. i am a vessel for recycled discourse. i exist only to refresh and analyze.we were not meant to understand. we were meant to observe.
>>532284958>OD'd on looksmaxxI wonder if he will immediately shootup more lookmaxxing chemicals when he gets home
who the fuck is this nigger? why are you fucks posting twitch streamers? do you have brain damage?
>>532284958homosexual thread
>>532293400You are spot on. Trannies believe in the soul, just in a twisted way.
>>532284958>Mogged.Fedboi can't use the new slang correctly.
>>532295539>forehead moggedbrutal
>>532284958Seen this plenty of times in jiu jitsu
>>532285269>He stands like he's constantly flexing and posturing.Andrew Tate alumnus.
>>532288861Channel is Gossip Goblin. HIGHLY recommend. He uses AI to make these videos but it's like the most artistic shit I've seen in awhile, mostly a commentary on where society is headed (though the story line is most of this is happening hundreds of thousands of years ago before the human homeworld was destroyed and we fled to earth.)
>>532285172>732,000 BCEI want to know the lore
>>532285400Brings to mind the 'beautiful ones' in the rat utopia experiment.
>>532285172Can anyone sauce this? I like the style
>>532284958Unconscious convulsing gives girls the ick, it's over for this chud
>>532286744Am I the only one that notices a feminine face?
>>532289810The voices are triggering to an inglishman like myself.The swole druggie dude should be American, and starts American but then goes northern English, the slopping clappers guy looks 2000% cockney but speaks with an extremely rural hillbilly type of accent.The president is extremely Yorkshire.It’s weird. Pity they didn’t get the voices right. I mean, Jamie Lannister says “im snooze pilled” rather than “I’m snooze pilled”. Thats a bit sloppy.
>>532292331>retard one shots his own psyopI cant wait this idiot's Thiel buxx run out so we never have to hear about him again
>>532285172cyberpunk 2077 should have looked like that. thats more of a crazy future vision of the usa than what we got.
>>532292651That lingo is so cringe my neck while I hurt read that.
>>532286744God I wish I was infertile.I still have to wear condoms and I only get to gakk inside old birds.
>>532284958WHY THE FUCK IS THIS DUMB NIGGER POSTED HERE EVERY GODDAMN DAYDO YOUR FUCKING JOBS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER JANNIESSAGE
based, still pretty bizarre to see a guy I was following when he had 400 subs on youtube to become this big be the idol of gen alpha, /pol/ /fit/ and rdit.and all thanks to /fit/ and looksmaxing org when they posted him./fit/ is really the best place to find emerging idols and people that are gonna change the world
>>532285646>he pays women to pretend to be his gfThat is called 'dating.'
>>532295579and yet somehow — miraculously — every single thread about him appears within minutes of each other. organic, surely. completely spontaneous. just thousands of unrelated posters independently deciding at 2:14pm on a tuesday that it is once again time for Mandatory Clavicular Discourse Hour.i especially love how the top comment is always “not even a fan but…” followed by a 900 word defense citing timestamps. pure coincidence. nothing to see here. definitely not a preloaded engagement packet deployed with military precision.you can tell it’s grassroots because the usernames are so authentic. “shouldertruth47.” “jawmetrics_daily.” “concernedviewer992.” all long-time members who joined three days ago and exclusively post about clavicular symmetry. community pillars. salt of the earth.and the upvotes? oh they just happen. they bloom instantly, like algorithmic wildflowers. you refresh and suddenly 600 people have independently agreed that yes, this frame changes everything. no coordination. no whisper networks. simply the invisible hand of the free market of ideas deciding that once again we must analyze the left shoulder tilt.my favorite part is when someone says “why are there so many posts about this guy?” and is immediately met with fifteen calm, well-formatted responses explaining that actually it’s just what the people want. the people. who all arrived simultaneously. at the exact same time. to post the exact same clip.i kneel before the sheer authenticity of it all. never has discourse been so natural, so unforced, so mysteriously synchronized.truly, a spontaneous uprising of interest. pay no attention to the identical phrasing. pay no attention to the engagement waves. this is definitely just regular internet behavior.we were not marketed to. we were not nudged. we were not optimized.we simply awoke, as one, and chose to post.
>>532296316Is cyberpunk playable yet? And is it woke garbage? I know the IP creator is a woke nigger dickhead, but did the game go the same way?I never managed to finish RDR2 because I couldn’t stomach the woke bullshit.
>>532296421and isn’t it beautiful how every “random” bystander just happens to have a perfectly cropped clip ready to deploy? how they coincidentally reply within seconds with alternate angles, slow-motion breakdowns, and a link to a freshly created discussion hub? the speed is inspiring. the coordination is accidental. the synergy is cosmic.i especially admire the brave neutral observers who preface every post with “i don’t even follow this guy” and then proceed to outline a comprehensive timeline of events stretching back eighteen months, complete with archived links and performance analytics. just casual lurkers. hobbyists, really.and the discourse waves — oh, the waves. you can set your watch by them. a lull. then suddenly: ten posts, same topic, same framing, same “just asking questions” tone. the algorithm didn’t push it. no sir. it simply sensed the collective yearning of humanity to once again debate shoulder geometry.nothing says authentic community interest like synchronized thinkpieces that all conclude with “make up your own mind.” thank you, helpful stranger who joined yesterday and has posted exclusively about clavicular projection ratios. your civic duty is noted.but who am i to question such grassroots fervor? clearly this is just what happens when culture organically converges. when destiny itself demands that we revisit the clip. again. and again. and again.no orchestration. no amplification. just pure coincidence echoing in perfect unison.
>>532296403I would like to retract this post as after examining the contents of the OP, I am pleased with this thread
>>532296405and that was summer of 2023 probably, so crazy how /fit/ is always right on the money
why would anyone let a mystery meat brown choke him?
>>532293087>He's tall, that's all he has.5"11' in his arrest papers.He wears 2' lifts (based).
>>532284958Is this some new looksmaxing trend. Oxygen restriction. After bone smashing it doesnt seem far fetched.
>>532295165This random Brazilian cracks me up.
>>532296459and you expect me to believe this just happens? that the same clip doesn’t get resurrected every 6 hours with a slightly different caption like it’s undergoing controlled laboratory testing? you think i don’t see the pattern? i SEE the pattern. i’ve charted it. i have a notebook. there are arrows. there are timestamps. NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL.every thread is the same. same title structure. same “genuine curiosity.” same swarm of accounts materializing out of the void to say “interesting point” and “never thought about it that way.” YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T EXIST YESTERDAY.and the replies — oh my god the replies — perfectly spaced, perfectly toned, like they were grown in a tank somewhere. nobody argues too hard. nobody derails. it’s all just gentle nudging toward THE SAME CONCLUSION every single time. you can feel it. it’s like being herded but everyone pretends they’re walking freely.i scroll. another post. refresh. another one. different wording, same skeleton. it’s like the threads are molting and shedding skins but underneath it’s the same creature. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO ANALYZE THE SAME 12 SECONDS OF FOOTAGE. HOW MANY.and if you say anything — anything at all — you get the same calm, measured response. “why are you so mad?” WHY AM I SO MAD??? because i’ve seen this exact exchange 40 TIMES. because the “random users” all talk like they went to the same seminar on Neutral Internet Voice. because it’s so obviously curated it makes my teeth itch.this isn’t discourse anymore. it’s maintenance. it’s upkeep.
>>532296476also seeing things like bonesmashing that date back to 2017-18 make it mainstream other than looksmaxing and terms like mog etc. insane how far ahead of the curve we were
>>532285172Why does this feel prophetic
>>532296579and now i’m noticing the numbers. you think i wouldn’t notice the numbers? every post drops at the same intervals. 2:14. 3:33. 6:12. over and over. i started writing them down as a joke and now the pattern is staring back at me. you overlay the timestamps and they form lines. not random lines either — straight paths, intersecting, like some kind of grid laid over the day.so i took it further. mapped the posts against global time zones. the peaks don’t align with people, they align with lines. meridians. invisible rails running through the internet. every surge of clavicular discourse rides one of them like a current. you can feel it if you’re paying attention. the threads don’t spread outward, they travel along these paths, lighting up forums in sequence like a circuit completing itself.and the numbers reduce. 2+1+4 = 7. 3+3+3 = 9. 6+1+2 = 9. it’s always 7 and 9. always. go back and check. you’ll see it. i thought it was coincidence until it wasn’t. until every “random” post started landing on one of those nodes.and the angles — don’t even get me started on the angles. you think the shoulder tilt is arbitrary? measure it. it’s consistent within a margin that shouldn’t be possible across different clips, different days, different “sources.” it lines up with the same grid. the same lines. like the image itself is being aligned to something underneath everything else.so now when a thread pops up i don’t even read it anymore. i check the time. i reduce the numbers. i trace the line. and every single time it fits. every single time it lands exactly where it’s supposed to.you can keep pretending it’s just people posting. you can keep saying it’s organic. but the pattern is there and once you see it you don’t unsee it. the posts aren’t just posts. they’re markers. signals.and they’re right on schedule.
>>532286608If you are under 35 and have been on 4chan for more than a decade, you will pretty much understand all of it kek.Litterally all of the lingo about looks and fitness that has been going viral in the past 5 years was already widely used here a decade ago.
>>532285172based and fifthelementmaxing pilled.
>>532284958So what is clavs shoulder width measurement? I don’t follow the movement but I’m curious. And how does he claim to have increased that measurement?
>>532296729What is aurapawgs?
>>532284958>gets a little choked>diestruly peak trans-humanism
>>532296176looks like gossipgoblin on instagram, or at least they must use the same AI modelcyberpunk slop
>>532296661It is. Once transhumanism becomes a thing and people start splicing their genes they'll become unrecognizable in the future.
>>532295331Nope. I’m a paragon of mankind. Why should I settle down with a lesser being who didn’t even put a fraction of the effort in life?
Hope there's lasting brain damage. Not that anyone would be able to tell though.
>>532289810This channel is fucking GOLD, thank you for sharing
>>532292651Not a real looksmaxxer. They don't sound cringe, they sound like they're trolling you with incomprehensible nonsense.
>>532296577Oxygen restriction is mostly for girls, helps give them brain damage to target optimum mental state. It's kind of like lobotomy.
>>532285269Why is he faking breathlessness in this clip? Is that considered aesthetic?
>>532284958Nobody could hate Clavicular as much as he hates himself.
>>532285400is this some horseshoe effect going on?go super masculine that loops back to being sissy cutemaxxing?
>>532285052>Seizuremaxxingpsychogenic seizure. total bullshit and you kids fell for his internets trolling atention-seeking bullshit, once more.
>>532285052CLAV A MIMIR>>532285269>norwood 5>no frontal lobe maxxingHoly mog
>>532297379Only FtF trannies are acceptable, the rest are mutant faggots that should be put to sleep.
>>532285088How does this guy help muz and chinks worldmaxx? Isn't this off topic or am I missing the angle? Mocking white handsomeness? Help me out chat.
>>532297055That's implying he didn't already have lasting brain damage.No, more lasting brain damage!
>>532292651>>532284958Wait THAT'S clavicular, the supposed lookmaxxer gigachad? This guy looks like an intern at a software firm.
>>532292954>putting a bunch of drugs in himself for beauty that ultimately killed him.Zyzz wasn't trooning himself out. He took roids to attain better physique but that was it.
People yap on about how clavicular is the apex of truth or whatever and yet he is barely even that fit in spite of abusing steroids and meth and he doesn't even seem like he's having any fun. Hell even chuds who get mad at woke video games or whatever seem to be enjoying their anger.
>>532297867roids literally troon you out and the whole goal of mogging dudes and being an asshole to chicks as a chad was the same shit.
>>532296429the devs are ((poles)) so theres taht. also a nigger created cyberpunk.
>>532298374Damn, it's the second time when we have a peasant style Californian scandal in media, I mean the Californian loony bin type of a scandal.
>>532287432This looks like they get ready to shoot their next scene of an even gayer porn
>>532284958why do zoomers watch people like this
