https://archive.md/oVfbH>Fuel, fear and the 197 seconds that defined Albanese’s changing crisis responsehttps://www.watoday.com.au/business/markets/australia-scoured-the-world-for-fuel-supplies-it-s-working-20260403-p5zl5h.htmlhttps://archive.md/tQcsu>Middle East war triggers economic warning for Australia
>>532311843https://archive.md/OMnxN>Outrage over Albo's glaring omission in Easter message to Aussies: 'Just a letter to the people you hate'https://archive.md/h5VZM>Aussie shoppers warned to brace for 20 per cent supermarket price surgehttps://archive.md/N0Eox>How a billion-dollar childcare industry is profiting from vulnerable children
Gonna be empty on the roads this weekend with no poor cunts driving around.
>Former sovereign citizen reveals life inside the ‘insane’ extremist movement>"Brodie grew up surrounded by drugs, gangs and violence. By age 22, he’d begun a dark and chaotic descent that is becoming all too common."https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/former-sovereign-citizen-reveals-life-inside-the-insane-extremist-movement/news-story/00ae5652b3d7e2c15a8c467ec8cb209e>TV bitch with crabs gets crabbed on live TVhttps://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/let-me-go-today-weather-reporter-hospitalised-after-painful-onair-gaffe-with-crab/news-story/828bd2ffe0c1d0e9f2a688e7b437715d>Aussies’ desperate attempts to afford Easter travelhttps://www.news.com.au/travel/aussies-desperate-attempts-to-afford-easter-travel/news-story/851ecbf5a89895c94c10c05f9a537e29>Get boosted: FluMist nasal spray vaccine is available for use in Australiahttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-04/nasal-spray-vaccine-approved-tga/106518564
>>532313470>Former sovereign citizen reveals life inside the ‘insane’ extremist movementhttps://archive.md/YE4sd>TV bitch with crabs gets crabbed on live TVhttps://archive.md/a7tEl>Aussies’ desperate attempts to afford Easter travelhttps://archive.md/EjZXL>Get boosted: FluMist nasal spray vaccine is available for use in Australiahttps://archive.md/BkuJj
Hey Aussies, g’day.Is it true that your society is about to stop functioning due to disruptions in oil imports?
so op made two aus/pol/ as the same time to try stop the real aus/pol/ kek samefagging tryhard faggot.real thread >>532313878>>532313878>>532313878
>>532313992meth less
>>532313992This thread( >>532311843 ) was posterd earlier than >>532313878 .So, this thread is the real thread, isn't it?
>>532313470>>532313565Thanks anon.
>samefagging intensifieskek
needs less cowbel
I'm voting Steph Hunter
>>532314558>>532315098
>>532315485Sooty and Sweep, that takes me back.
>>532311843Is reporting the number of servos without petty each day the new daily covid cases report?
>>532313843Murdoch media says yes. Fairfax media says no. The 2nd link in the op has a comments section full of opinions from rich inner suburb/city living Labor voters
>>532312799Had the second excise drop happened yet, It went unnoticed and never got passed on if it has. Fuel around here is now higher than it was before the first excise drop. Diesel is 3.60. I think after Easter the tone of the messaging is going to change.
>>532315994kek i guess so. What's today's tally?For me, its checking how many days of fuel left>diesel 13 days.
>>532316600Nice gif but sadly not perfectly looped...
Happy Easter cunts!
>>532317829Happy Easter He's repulsive
>>532315813Sooty, van life, cash collecting. Sweep steals van and burns expensive petrol driving through the streets doing a runner from old bill.https://youtu.be/mQZE2TzWjFw?si=6suN9QIUg2qq-vqI&t=850
The day of the flush is finally here.https://archive.is/XFmVh
>>532317829Christ died for him.
>>532318007>>532318548>Roast lamb for dinnies lads! We can afford it!
>>532318201Classic. Feel like we need a nostalgia thread tonight.. I will grab snacks.
>>532318377Kek, no jobs for streetshitter truckwits when there's no jooce.Shitcunts can start running over Scalies instead of stopping. Blame it on the witches and DickPussy's fakepussy.
>>532318201>>532319017Do you guys remember that show, t bag?
>>532315994Kek when Pigcunts and Pollys get no speed camera buxx when nocunt is hoonin.Parkingarseholes write fuckall tickets.Real kek when fatcunt Pigcunts have to pedal faster to chase methcunts on stolen BMXs.
>>532318687Yeh, might have Lamb tomorrow for lunch. Seems like the thing to do.
>>532319429For sure
Wasn't sooty and sweep pommy?& who /benitacollingsonplayschoolgavemeachub/?Fairly certain her and John were rooting.
>>532315994would be good if there was self reporting. sure was fun registering things like parliament house as having RATs kek. all the vaxxies were desperate for those tests.
>>532318201>Sooty & Sweepnamed our family cat and dog this when i was coming up
>>532320432>>532319017>>532320001based memoriespoor zoomers only know jewish nickelodeon slopinb4 spp owns a lighthouse
>>532320432>Wasn't sooty and sweep pommy?Yes. As was Young Ones (Rik Mayall/Bottom), Goodies, Doctor Who.Pugwall was Aussie.
The gov is spending 10 billion dollars on domestic defence in the next decade it's signed and guaranteed. 3.4 billion of that is specifically for drone weapons. The ADF has FPV drone operators and they are developing these systems as they go.There has never been a better time to start a defence company. If you can produce a working prototype and document the process of creation because they will demand to see that you can easily grab a defence contract or grant. I need 20k for a used weather station radar system in the S band so I can detect shahed sized drones, switchblades and so on.
>>532320001>>532322952I feel like this show has been memoryholed
>>532323049Just making the comment - not a huge amount of Aussie kids tv content from the 80's. None of the pommy tv you mentioned was bad but for kids there wasn't much stuff until the 90's.t. watched Agros cartoon connection and then later cheeztv after aerobic oz style.I wasn't watching for agro, the cartoons or Jay and Ryan.
>>532323367it did run for a long time, probably just got pushed to the back. most dont even remember The Goodies, just the theme song at best.we started getting hardcore jewish propaganda enter in the early 1990'se.g Captain Faggotthe old man hated that shit. also hate The Simpsons.But the Carry On series was just fine in his books.It was always the jewish element he had issue with. Not that he would say as much, it was instinctual.tfw cant find my Captain Faggot memes
>>532313843april 20
>>532323969Uncle addys birthday
With the shops open today what are you cunts stocking up on in preparation for the great recession and fuel crisis. Normalfags are gonna strip the shelves bare any day after Easter.
>>532320432>Fairly certain her and John were rooting.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3683283/Play-School-documentary-reveals-racy-moments-including-John-Hamblin-s-sexual-innuendo-braless-Benita-Collings.html
That's a cool picture OP>>532311843
>>532323342bet you are a zoomer.the propaganda worked perfectly, and you think you are cut out for TSCM. kek
https://files.catbox.moe/f8sfm8.mp3>Palintir - Better Offed By Drone
>>532311843Went to Sydney Zoo today with the kiddo. Felt like I was in a different country. We were the only Whites there today. Everyone babbling arabic or hindi. Absolute disgrace. A decade or so ago there would be a token asian.
I want to root Lady Illusion.
>>532323667I bet if they remade captain planet Ma-Ti would be a tranny.>>532324247Ive already got a few months worth of dried and canned stuff. I try to add one or two things each time I do a shop. Also keeping my freezer stocked with meat, i wait until the afternoon so I can grab the discounted stuff. Im still getting plenty of tomatoes and jalapenos from the garden. My lemon tree is finally producing again. Spring onion is doing well. Potato patch is coming along. How about you?
>>532324377Cosmic horror hell. It seemed fitting.
black market baccy
>>532325024>A decade or so ago there would be a token asian.Maybe two decades ago. Last time I went to the zoo in the mid 2000's it was hard to see anything though the chink hordes.
>>532312640>>Outrage over Albo's glaring omission in Easter message to Aussies: 'Just a letter to the people you hate'Albo is a cunt but I actually respect that he honoured the faith and religious aspect of Easter rather than babble on about the petrol crisis that was caused by the orange clown and kikes.
>>532325490>I bet if they remade captain planet Ma-Ti would be a tranny.kek. don't you know it.>>532325918>Albo is a cunt but I actually respect that he honoured the faith and religious aspect of Easterit was convenient, nothing more. he would happily shit all over Jesus in a heartbeat and partake in the draining of blood from gentile children for passover with his (((mates)))dont kid yourself
>>532326377Those are the lads that killed jesus. He's chosen his side.
>>532323667>The GoodiesSimpler times. Kids before and after school programming was pretty good late 80's early 90's.
Kinda funny that Christians celebrate Easter - which is about the resurrection of Christ following his murder by jews - while simultaneously fellating jews and going to war for them
>>532324247Going to go for a look after the gym. I need to buy a few bags of sugar, more oats and long life milk. Might buy another tub of whey if I see it on special. No more room in freezer for frozen veg/meat.
so i wake up and start youtube and learn gaminghistorian has quit and nice guy john hancock retro gamer has health problems, and while i sometimes seeks scape goats i cant help thinking if someone else, some other group, other than 4trannies, was right about the vax, then they would be making not this sort of content, so really at the end of the day the 4transters were right but they lacked so much rizz to convince anyone, they were so uncool, that they in fact killed just about everyone with their lack of rizz. And yeah sure i didnt vax because i can read for up to 5 mins at a time but it shouldnt have to he this way, if only you had rizz and were right at the same time but you never were both.>>532324174you can blame jpmorgan for that anti semitic forecast.
>>532326482Was spellbinder the last of the good shows?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15705555/Racist-slur-Chinese-woman-knife-Canberra.html/pol/ did this
>>532325490>>532326602Make sure yaz have water for drinking and cooking too. Not a bad idea to have just in case. Can get 10L casks of drinking water at just about any supermarket or buy the 25L drums from your local hardware store. Consider setting up rain water collection and filtering if you want to go full prepper.
>>532326602Bags of manshake have been on clearance at woolworths.How much long life milk are you storing? Ive got 3 litres and a big tube of condensed milk. I dont use a lot of milk in general but better to have it when i do need or want it.
>>532327144>Bags of manshake have been on clearance at woolworthsI had a few bags of them stocked during covid. Good idea for a meal replacement. Pretty cheap considering. Thanks for the headsup.
>>532327061>buy the 25L drums from your local hardware storeYeah I got one of those and each time I finish a bottle of something ive been filling it with water and leaving it in the bottom of the fridge.
>>532326377The Jewish community hates himThe Muslim community hates himThe Australian people hate himHe's gone next election, his legacy will be that he divided the country more than the liberal government.But he is not at fault for the fuel crisis and people blaming him are brain dead idiots that blame the prime minister instead of the corporations that have taken advantage of the war situation and boosted up the prices, and he has done the best he can really do which is aid free public transportation and make an immediate fuel excise for the next 3 months saving at least 30c p/litre
Hope everyone is doing their part™
>>532327144>How much long life milk are you storing?I only use milk for coffee, I figure I only use a litre a week and have 8, but going to add 4 more. Should be ok without overdoing it. Ill still buy fresh while its available.
>>532325610durrybros, we are SO back
>>532327705I dunno man, you can handball more blame to labor than libs, for championing climate policy harder and for longer. Gillard strengthened offshore drilling regs that made it harder for the bight to be explored. Albo was the leader of the house at the time and a cabinet minister. Coalition did fuck all to slacken the regs when it all went down later, but albo is directly a part of that in the first place. That's only one example too.
>>532327722According to Chris Bowen >Australia currently has 39 days worth of petrol, 29 days diesel and 30 days of jet fuel.According to Fuelsecurity.com.au its>16 days of petrol >13 days of diesel >16 days of jet fuel.According to Murdoch news comment sections the sky is falling. According to Fairfax comment sections there nothing to worry about, besides hoardersWhere do anons think the truth is in all this?>>532327903Yeah, i mostly got it in case I need to switch to instant coffee or do some baking.
>>532327378>>532327903I've got a general idea of what I need to get but has anyone got any Australian centric preppier guides?
Purchase this milk powder. The other stuff is shit and curdles. I only drink powdered milk because I don't drink enough to go through a bottle of fresh before it expires and UHT is too expensive.
>>532328501How many jerry cans of powdered milk should I fill up?
>>532328343I dont have anything like that. I've just been preparing with the premise of not being about to get stuff from the shop for a few months, enough to not be starving while also getting protein and vitamins.
>>532328501Its not that bad is it?
Bosi here to save you from the lies. The fuel crisis is now imagined.
albo.pension payrise>>532328983wtf it's supposed to be $1.60!
>>532329058It'll be more next fortnight. You only got 5 days of the new rate.
>>532328788After the collapse you can lock pregnant women in the garden shed and feed their young the powdered milk while you get the nutritious breast milk. Like a little dairy. Fill up a few 200L drums. >>532328983I don't live near a colesworth. My local shop is run by albos hindu blessings and UHT milk is closer to 4 bucks a litre.
>>532328983That's what I've got in the cupboard.Does anyone else have deb in their stash?
will you do the pig semen eyedrops to fight cancer? https://www.disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/>>532329355dunno me not on pension
Mince is not even cheap anymore, I can't eat like the Germans are flying over head.
>>532329565Who isn't eating their vegies?
>>532328880Similar premise I'm running off. Googles AI has been more helpful than the the cunts on youtube lately with their unnecessarily long videos. It gave me a bunch of different recommendations and options alongside skills that may come in handy in the event things reach Mad Max levels of fucked.
>>532329638No canned creamed rice and pineapple rings for that cunt
>>532329652I have a plug in that filters videos longer than 10 minutes. It removes like 90% of the slop.
>>532328880This is pretty much me too. Also think about things that make life better that you would hate to run out of. Soap, toothpaste, vitamins, deoderants. Things that dont hurt to grab an extra one of next time you are at the shops.
i want to own a big plot of land and have many animals. should i marry a White woman who is a vet but fat? vaccine status unknown, for the moment.
>>532320432>Big Ted bringing Little Ted into "The Family Business"
>carer decides mong should be included in EVERYTHING no matter level of monginess.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-04/adaptive-skateboarding-opens-doors-for-people-with-disability/106515066This is why hortler like eugenics...>>532330461>Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?
>>532330161>still 10% slop even after all that filteringI hate what youtube has become.>>532330310>Things that dont hurt to grab an extra one of next time you are at the shops.I've seen the government and authorities actively discourage this. Can't remember if it was in an ad or what but that means you should double down.
>>532330512Look at him riding with his retard support scaffolding!
>>532319017Lazy sack of shit blackboard, no wonder that nigger was racist.>>532327722PETER, THE ORIGINAL PLATE WIPER, BASTARD!
>>532330691>him>>532330512these scammers must just be incredulous that not only can they scam NDIS for essentially endless free moneybut then the taxpayers pay ABC staff to write a story about how amazing the scammer is and the retard he's shuffling abouti feel like i'm taking crazy pills
>>532330590It got rid of the worst of it which was the incel porn.20+ minutes of some fag reacting to women's rage bait tik toks.
>>532330691>>532330877I had thought it was custom fabricated but looking at it - lazy cunts have just used a dolly, few self tapping ring screws and half a dozen ratchet straps.
>>532330877Dear God you're right.>this is a 43 year old woman according to the ABC>>532331019KEK the absolute state.
Just filled the car up with 98 and didn't give a fuck. The price wasn't unusual, I even bought a meat pie to go with it ($_$ straya)Going by what aus/pol/ told me, I thought there wouldn't be any fuel and Albo is to blame but it turned out to be a big nothingburger. There was plenty of fuel, let's all thank Albo together. Thanks Albo!
>>532331088It gets so much fucking worse.
>>532320432john was married to noni m8. bernita was rooting Ian Parmenter
>>532331145>thinking about women this muchThat's deranged. I bet some fag has a 10 hour compilation somewhere.
>>532329652Check out the survival kitchen 1930 channel on youtube. I haven't tried any of it yet but he seems to know his stuff and the videos ive watched are all fairly succinct.>>532330310Yeah, i have 3 spare bars of soap and 3 cans of deodorant.
>>532330512>become ndis carer>buy brand new troopcarrier>buy a high end air brush setup>deck out the back to be a fold out spray booth>travel around painting warhammer 40k with autistic children>chudpill all of them>get paid by the ndis and write all the expenses off on taxis this actually viable? the system is getting rorted so bad i feel like this isn't even much of a stretch
>>532328289I hate all politicians and hate both labor and liberal. Both parties have objectively ruined Australia in different ways with constant bad policies and agreements that have allowed rampant corruption, corporations to bleed Australia of our natural resources and allow to have a rich upper class bleeding the population dry of financial security, leaving Australia to become a majority working class slave population with a rich upper class that reaps the benefits. However despite all that every now and then our government does do something good to help us out but that's mostly because they need to do something to keep people entertained by the idea that our political leaders actually give a fuck about us enough so we believe in democracy and that our votes actually matter.I just don't think there is anyway to fix the mess Australia has become. It's either I pack my bag and move overseas to a better functioning and safer country or I just simplify my life, stop participating in the rat race and be happy living on a minimal income.
>>532331443Why do nogs/chinks/spics/jeets NEVER move out of the fucking way on the footpath and go 3 side-by-side?I was walking through the CBD yesterday carrying something hard and heavy in my hand & I was loving it! I knew every single person walking into my path was getting hurt from the heavy object smashing against their hands/sides.I'm 6'3 and built, they are fucking children compared to me. It's not smart to expect a unit to move out of your way when you're an inferior subhuman.I literally always see them ahead of time too & watch them approach alongside their friends that are all blocking my path. I suppose their inferiority must impact their external perspectives. Their tiny child sized brains can't comprehend much beyond their tiny little bubbles they live in.Some Indian guy cut me off a few days ago too, walked directly in front of me while I was mid step, so I pushed him aside also and continued my stride without even turning my head to look or acknowledge him as being anything but in my way.I'm not even doing it with the intention of being racist or targeting people specific to their race, it's just always asians or indians who are stupid as fuck and don't know how to walk on foot paths or have any sort of common decency or respect to any other humans.I fucking always see them slowly walking diagonally closer to my path too for some reason, I have no idea why. They are fucking retarded as fuck.I treat people how they treat me & walking in a line with your friends blocking my path is disrespectful and fucking rude and I get great satisfaction smashing through themEven funnier in China town when they're carrying full shopping bags & expecting me to get out of their way, I've smashed into plenty of shopping bags & probably fucked up some of their contents if they have things like eggs in them
>>532330394Vets are pretty smart scamp. Usually OP 1 to even think about becoming a vet because all the horse girls ever want to be is a vet so they can work with their one true love. She broke her hymen riding a horse and has been sexually aroused by horses ever since. You'll be a distant 2nd and your house will basically be a glorified cuck shed while the bull with a 15 inch cock lives in the stables and gobbles down a significant portion of your income. Your weekends will be spending hundreds on fuel towing a horse float around so she can show off at horse events while you feign interest. You may get a few old dogs that she didn't want to put down to share your misery with for a few months at a time before they inevitably die taking what is left of your life spirit with them.
good morning honeypot bros*yawn*another long day posting garbage and pretending to be human to bait the mentally ill into radicalised speech.
>>532331443Interesting but American.Unrelated but what was the deal with Playschool promoting foot fetishism back in 2000?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7QySdu4AEA
>>532331636i always find it weird when i have moments I realise that there are asian people who think they are better than non-asian people, lol.How can those small people with their child-like bodies and ugly faces, tiny dicks, annoying as fuck languages and accents think they're anything but inferior?they seem to be the dumbest fucks i ever encounter both on the road and even walking along foot paths and at work.I pummel through gooks on a daily basis, i see them approaching me from afar standing in a line & thinking i'm going to move out of their way.. or maybe they don't see me & then I just pummel through their tiny bodies. Sometimes I hear them say sorry afterwards, but I don't even give a fuck and continue my superior stride.Fucking peons
>>532331223Aware of some of the PS machinations.>Ian PamenterI always just assumed he was a poof. I mean he cooked like a poof. Unlike PRC who despite his strange fascination with cheggs was a manly cook.I stand by what I said - John was putting his rocket clock in the round window day in, day out...
wow the discussion looks almost organic today, good job team! feels good to get paid to make a positive difference in the world, doesn't it
>>532331145>>532331019Bro, im surprised to see people well adjusted about girls here lol.
>>532331890>>532331890Jewish psyops don't work on us.
>>532331705They're like kangaroos, they're not aware of your trajectory.My Asian wife is terrible for it, I have to drive the baby pram because she's always pathing like a retard and can't convince of an efficient way to navigate the fucking pavement lmao. Every cunt gets out of the way for the pram too, especially when you're jacked. One time I was in the back of an elevator with the pram and when they didn't get out of the way I rammed them with the pram. Didn't even think I'd rammed them with a baby until a minute later LOL I was like "straya af"
>>532329355Pretty much
>>532331819>Interesting but American.Oddly enough we can live off the same food. Especially the ww2 type stuff he does with actual real food.>foot fetishism back in 2000?Everything innocent has been fetishised by degenerates
>>532332697Yeah but I usually find there's the odd ingredient here or there that we don't really have readily accessible in Australia with that sort of prepper content and it triggers my autism. Also converting their measuring units is annoying.
>>532332091>Jewish psyopsAs he posts apu.I dont watch those types of videos. They dont even get recommended but have you ever lived with a woman who you weren't related to?
>>532332861Just steal their ideas and make your own aussie prepper channel you lazy cunt
>>532332697>>532331819what you want is Hoods Woods old food prep videos, the Cave Cooking seriesgood luck finding them now. i have them all somewhere 1st gen VHS rips but just as unlikely for me to find them too in all the mess i have.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTF9VOF50huvruBV66jTfucCS43_s0opb
>>532332924Too lazy and pissed.>>532333044Cool stuff.Forgot this existed but stumbled upon it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMCfIinN3-4Random bullshit kids show with claymation dodos.
>>532332861Im not here to shill for the guy but most of what ive watched is stuff they used during rationing so its nothing fancy. Either way it's another option for you if you're looking for ideas.
>>532331736i plan on having enough land to not need to drive to ride horses. as long as she produces White children and can help our animals, it sounds like i'm on to something.
>>532333044Thanks, anon.>>532333292For me is was the trap door, gumby, pingu and plasmo. I still chuckle about them getting coredor past the censorship cucks
>>532333441Yeah, thanks I appreciate it.>>532333885Fuark.
>>532323667I had the hots for the asian chick in Captain Faggot. Straight black hair on women always gave me a rager
>>532326814First season of Spellbinder was great. You can watch the whole thing on youtube
>>532326814>>532334382Oh shit I binge watched that a year or two ago.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwHT6S3CnpEQeuzbo2pVqDmaIyP9yG9EBAshka was hot.
>>532334382>First season of Spellbinder was great. I was very invested in that show. I read the books too.>>532334564For me it was Riana
>>532334857She reminded me too much of a girl I used to know otherwise I'd have said the same. The past sucked but it was also better.
>>532311843>The Queensland Health Ombudsman has referred a complaint against Dr Jillian Spencer to the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (AHPRA) which could deregister her or severely restrict her ability to practise.>The action by AHPRA comes after Dr Spencer posted a link on X to a media article where she criticised gender-affirming medical treatment, and revealed her concern about the trans culture at Queensland Children's Hospital.>The specialist in child and adolescent psychiatry was suspended by the hospital after she spoke out about its gender ward, which she said was 'oppressive' and 'inappropriate' for children.>The hospital's Queensland Children's Gender Service was decorated with Trans Pride flags, celebrated 'Wear It Purple' day for a week and had children from the mental health ward draw or paint pro-trans posters for its walls, she said.>Dr Spencer told the Daily Mail that, as a medical professional, she believed she could raise her concerns that this health service was harming patients.>She added that 'troubled kids in hospital' were being led along a path to change their bodies with 'irreversible decisions'.>'It's not health care, it's a political movement - and I am being punished for exposing what goes on,' she said.
>>532334945>The past sucked but it was also better.True.Its time for me to go and look for discount protein and stash supplies.
>>532334945Before I go, that babysitter Paul's dad hired was very nice as well
Shut the fuck up jesterkike
>>532335194I'd do the same but I'm too drunk to drive and fuck using uberjeets.
>>532333885Years before>Oh no, Dirick's gun apeshut!or>beached iz bruhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_GS56w9Ey_FF2aM2erhBcMs-RAtx8Fbk
>>532330512make everyone retarded so the shitskins look goodits working a charm
>>532336557Stewth Coredor isn't looking too flash.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iLrCtoVWog
>Today's reported servo stations fuel outagesNSW - 357VIC - 187QLD - 119TAS - 73WA - 15SA - 13ACT - 9NT - 1 774 outages, 10% of servo's in the country.
>>532336557Not what you're refering to howeverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSwMvDnfEYQ
>>532337481Aside from The Frighteners it's still one his best movies.
>>532325024I just got back from France and Italy and it was white. Especially France. Get back to Australia and it’s full of chinks poos and Muslims. pol fucking lied.
>>532338119>I just got back from France and Italy and it was white.Didn't go to Paris or any of the major cities I take it?
>>532336415Its only 15 minutes walk for me. I got chicken breast 40% off and $55 worth of salmon for $27. Im pretty happy with that.
>>532337224They were claiming earlier today that the petrol station situation was better than yesterday.
>>532338643You're believing what some shitstain posted on 4chinz that he got from boomer fb....
>>532338913Its a legit website ya yobhttps://checkpetrol.com.au/
>>532338981>Its a legit websitebelieving what some government API tells you...
>>532338981Then link to it fucknuckle.>legithttps://checkpetrol.com.au/about/You zoomies would buy the deed to the Sydney Harbour Bridge if i told you I had it and wanted to sell. Is there a more gullible age group ever? Even fucking boomers on fb are more discerning.
>>532338913It was on at least one of the news sites i looked at this morning.
stupidmarket report. all good, shelves still stocked, not any more busy than normal
>>532339071>>532339247Oh I guess I should just listen to what some anonymous fuckstain spacker on 4chinz says instead of official data and user reports. Right cunt.
>>532338394I was in Paris only. There were a few niggers at the airport and well dressed African French blacks in suits. A small neighbourhood of poos/muzzies. Even Paris is WHITE COMPARED TO AUSTRALIA. In both italy and France all the service jobs are filled by whites like truck and train drivers and waiters and even manual street sweepers. pol is a bunch of lying fucking copers. Australia is hopelessly racially done. All those jobs here would be filled by poos.
>>532339379Can confirm. Besides some types of yogurt and sardines. All chocolate hot cross buns gone. A mountain of traditional and fruitless remained.
>>532339247There are thousands of daily set datapoints of servo's across the country. The data matches my local servo's. You are just a grumpy fat fuck.
>>532339811>>532339811>You are just a grumpy fat fuck.vaccinated and boosted and wrong all the timehe comes from reddit, what do you expect?>>532339713didnt notice the hot cross buns, was just grabbing a box of coke, bachelors handbag, bread, milk and grabbed a dozen beanz cans on special to keep the happening fags happy
>>532339963>grabbed a dozen beanz cans on special to keep the happening fags happyIf worst comes to worst it will keep you happy to.
>>532338527Same, ended up getting a lift from family that wanted to grab something anyway. Picked up a few groceries, goytreats, and added to my water stock.
>>532340556We've all done well. I even did a load of washing.
Critical niggers where we at?
Have there been any ‘Vicars of Bray’ in Australian politics?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piUDIr97xcYhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vicar_of_Bray_(song)#Notes
>>532340556>added to my water stock.good work anon. water is often overlooked, we take it for granted>>532341122>I even did a load of washing.thanks for the reminder. i need to add more days to my autismo uniform wardrobe so i am not washing 3 uniforms too much so they last daily uniform consists of: black polo shirt, white crewneck undershirt, jox (not nigger boxers) and black tactical pants, woll socks and cadet boots. thats all i wear all year around. i feel like a punk wearing anything else these days
Make sure everyone gets a haircut as well before the happening.
>>532341122Washing my bedding was the first thing I did before even having breakfast. Gonna sleep comfortably tonight.>>532341542Water should be one of the first considerations when prepping in Australia. Water restrictions happen, some places get water contamination which makes tap water unsuitable for consumption. It should seriously be a common sense thing where every household has 3 days worth of drinking water on hand stored in a cool dark place at all times.If you want to go further you can just google ai 'water harvesting options' if you want to become a bit more self sufficient. Even cunts living in apartments and cucksheds have options. Indoor chicken farming is just the beginning. A lot will still be up to trial and era on your behalf.
>>532339713Chocolate are the worst anyway. Suits me, I picked up another couple packs of traditional. They freeze well
>>532342167I did a week ago. I dont want the joker mullet I ended up with when I was banned from everywhere during covid.
>>532342476Need to get one tomorrow, also need to head to Aussie Disposals I reckon.
>>532342167not a silly as it sounds. if you go anywhere but a barber (male) or just covid shave it yourself you are a faggot. fact.>>532342476something to be proud of, anon. you didn't cave to the jewish lies. that takes conviction and balls, big balls.dont let the wa vax pedo cuck tell you otherwise. i would follow you into battle, fren.>>532342334it nags at me all the time, but i know my tin full of water purification tablets will not save me when the tap gets shut off
https://files.catbox.moe/15qj4k.mp3>scooter-vaxx
these all look really fucking shit. i know bunnings boomers bitch about everything, but those reviews look terrible.>Handle breaks>never seals>not heavy duty at alletc etci dont have much more faith in aussie disposals as they have gone really cheap-shit these days too
>>532344559Everything is shit. That's why I prefer the cask water over the drums. We're already fucked and it's a bit difficult to prepare decades in advance when you live in a shithole (Australia) that no longer produces anything really.
>>532344559Like most Australians, you're nothing more than a castrated, self-hating, ALP-voting anti-white cuck who kisses the feet of boongs, spreads his cheeks for immigrants and supported the singing of Welcome to Country on Anzac Day. Go fuck yourself asshole, then go fuck yourself more, you vile kike piece of shit.
>>532344559>>532344688Oh don't worry about the reviews, I got one of those and had it for years without problems. Gotta remember that the peopel using them are double digit IQ in some cases.
fuel restrictions this week or next week? tv news said groceries going to get more expensive very soon and i got scared
>>532344825Oh wow a traitorous rootless cosmopolitan fuckhead who moved to an IQ shredder doesn't like Aussies. Shocker. Or worse a pathetic bug.
>>532344970See>>532341186
>>532344906Reviews aren't a good indicator of anything but the point stands everything is shit quality.>Gotta remember that the peopel using them are double digit IQ in some casesIt's unreal the amount of times I've used a product just fine while absolute retards have whinged about something not working. Especially sad when it's something idiot proof.
>>532345022>Reviews aren't a good indicator of anything but the point stands everything is shit quality.Well its a transparent plastic water tank, what the fuck could go wrong with it really? The tap? I mean fuck me anon, you would have to bash it around on purpose to fuck one of those up.
>>532344970you should have started prepping already bro.
>>532345149Seen some shit ones which leak out the 'seam' in years gone by. Other than that you can't really go wrong unless you're concerned about the chemical makeup of the plastic and microplastics.
>>532325387Fuck cunt, I thought I was the only person to watch that show.
>>532342420>I picked up another couple packs of traditionalSame.>>532343154>They're expensive but they have some good stuff.>>532342334That's good anon.>>532343193Thanks anon. I dont regret not cucking. But life never went back to "normal"
>>532345502I'm rewatching it right now mate. Gonna start episode 5 in a few minutes. Apart from the cgi it holds up surprisingly well.>Blonde blue-eyed English kid migrates to America>Plays vidya in new American home>Ace Lightning Aryan vidya character comes to life and invokes thunder god symbolism>His best mate is some brown kid who still lives in England who he communicates to through an old style personal webpage which is cool in itself>Has a brown American chick very interested in himDunno how they got away with this one. It gets better with each episode.>>532345520Nothing will ever be the same.
>>532317829Made for bullying
>>532325610Love me Manchesters
>>532345975>Nothing will ever be the same.You're right.I found this for you.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q93QLlcKJxk
>>532346210Thanks, appreciate the thought but I've seen dozens of those with similar thumbnails and everything. It's all slop.
>>532345975Shit man, might have to give it a rewatch myself.Ever watch Parallax? I liked that one as a kid, even if looking back on it I can see the jewishness in the Magical Abbo and the environmentalism dicksucking.
>>532346276Yeah the image is cucked mr beast tier click bait faggotry. But if you're looking for practical suggestions for your stash it might help you.
>>532344559get a wheelie bin
>>532346334Here's a youtube playlist for it.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbhFWHR78GmSogP27F_MgHpC8L-6ksd6KSeen it on pirate streaming services but youtubes is higher quality.>Ever watch ParallaxBarely back in the day, think I only really saw the intro/outro on tv at the time. Remember fuck all about it.>looking back on it I can see the jewishness in the Magical Abbo and the environmentalism dicksuckingRewatching these old shows with out current understanding of the world is what makes them even more enjoyable I find.>>532346379Scrubbed through it and checked the comment section. Chia seeds is a new one lmao.
>>532346210>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsM1Ma1FPEUThis guy started popping up in my youtube. Is Aussie, bout all I can tell ya
I got mine ya cunts.
>>532313565>FluMist nasal spray vaccine is available for use in Australiaoy vey anon they're going to gas 6 million of us!
Where's me fuel Albo !?
Slow Saturday night, everyone must be out getting gf's. Good on em.
>>532347727Not me. Got the coof. Or a coof.Whatever it was I felt it in my throat in the morning yesterday and it turned into a proper cold by the evening.Had a mediocre sleep and today's been worse, but I just popped a couple of panadols and some beer and I'm feeling better.In fact I'm gonna go have my third carlton booster shot.
How fucked are Dezi's accomplices?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv9mWs8gbm8
>>532347942>Got the coofHad that two weeks ago. Started with a tickle in the throat, then nose wouldn't stop running and a cough, and then more days of throat clearing and blowing nose, just kind of at the end of it now. 2-3 weeks is a long time for me to get over anything.
>>532348334Pretty cooked I'd say
>>532348369Pretty cooker'd ay
>>532348344I've got pressure around the eyes, a bit of a fever, and a nose like a faucet. Honestly right now I'm sneezing more than I'm coughing though.This is about the time I usually get this shit so I should be fine for the rest of the year.Or I'll die and shit diarrhea everywhere when I do.Oh well, poo and pee no draft for me.
>>532347727dead quiet. this thread started at 5.30am.
>>532311843I propose a ban on all mayonnaise products for having too many chemicals inside them.
>>532332147>My Asian wife
It's a national security issue actually, most of the mayonnaise used in restaurants comes from a Chinese supplier which dumps toxic materials into them, they are just making us sick now but they could kill us in the future.
>>532348983make your own.
Also all restaurants charging more than $20 for a meal while using canola oil should be given a $200,000 fine.
>>532349065I can that doesn't stop the problem.
>you will never live an old cozy house ever again>even if if you somehow acquired the money to buy one today they've all been either knocked down or "renovated"Really wonder how the majority of people cope, especially the elderly.
The moon is a bit bloody orange tonight eh
>>532349065>>532349093Get your own chooks, feed them grains and greens you grow yourself in soil you know was virgin bushland prior to you clearing.Grow your own olive trees in the same soil. Press the olives and use the cackleberries and olive oil to make your own.Piece of piss m8.
>>532349192or just eat goyslop?
Check it out, this Britbong thinks we only let in high-skilled white people before 2008:>>532348882>>532348882>>532348882
>>532345214i have post apoc pantry that will feed me for two months or so i guess and about 1kg of instant coffee across multi jars and a few jars of vegemite
Over here in Sydney things are still peachy keen
https://createfertility.com.au/donors-surrogacy/sperm-donation/>The sperm donation process for known sperm donors:>We’ll do some tests (including blood and semen tests) to check any genetic implications along with semen analysis.>You’ll meet with a fertility specialist who will go through your test results with you.>If you’re a suitable candidate, you’ll meet with our Donor Coordinator to discuss our program and provide further information.>Next, you will need to attend the required counselling appointments, and if you have a partner, they will need to attend also.>A medical appointment will follow. This is where we’ll do a thorough health assessment and discuss your family history and lifestyle.>Now it’s time to donate. You’ll provide up to 8 semen samples over a two-month period.>Once your sample is frozen and in storage, a 1-to-3-month quarantine period will apply. After this time, you will be required to return for a blood and urine test to check for any infectious diseases.>If all is clear, your donated sperm is ready for use.
>>532349969How do they deal with ugly men trying to donate?Do they just say ok buddy you can donate and then throw their sample in the bin or just tell them you that you don't meet the criteria?
Articles already calling high petrol prices the 'new normal' for Australia. No worries, she'll be right ayyye
>>532346334Lady Illusion gets more focus at the start of episode 6 and Lord Fear tells her he loves it when she gets angry.>>532350324Petrol schmetrol I just wanna get drunk and watch shows from fucken decades ago.
>>532350466Tell me when the clown comes into it. I always loved that guy.Same with the cowboy in season two.
>>532350137>>532350137>>532349969there are lots of white lesbian couples raising white kids from donor sperm i see them around from time to time.maybe they will help save the white race if they raise boys non homo
>>532350609Will keep you updated. Atm it's some teen drama bullshit, ginger chick egging on brown chick to go on date with English protagonist. 5 minutes into episode 6 for reference.
>>532349969I have always thought about donating sperm to contribute some white genes to the pool, but that seems like a lot of trouble. Also don't these clinics give couples the wrong semen all the time? Probably giving couples Indian semen without telling.
>>532349517coffee price is going to skyrocket, good that you thought of it
>>532350609>Ace Lightning straight up abducts Lady Illusion 11 minutes into episode 6LMAO he whisks her off into the air and then it cuts to the next scene.
>>532347727Im here. No gf. Not looking for one either. I haven't been "out" for years.>>532348783>04/04/26(Sat)08:24:33>>532349105My dad lives in a very old house. All houses need work done to them at some point. Its always been that way.>>532349141It looks normal here.>>532349436What a retard
>>532351184All houses need work done at some point but I see too many houses that are "renovated" and no restored if you get what I'm saying.
>>532350615I see single white women and white grandparents with nigger and mulatto babies and toddlers.
>>532350846Theres a lot of instant on sale at the moment. Stock up.
>>532351267Yeah I get what you mean.
Do any of you have kids or kids in your life you will be getting a visit from the Easter bunny tomorrow?
>>532351482fuck paying for a $20+ choco bunny at woolies.
>>532351482No, I'm the last of my bloodline but even if I did >>532351693 Prices are fucked.
who here no hips or aris so cant run a /battle belt/?even with suspenders my dacks and bb come downi really dont want all my load on my vest, admin pouch is chockers as it is and i am full chunkerbund mode with my ifak etcshould i attach my vest to my battle belt? i have some of those swivel molee thingos on my gas mask pouchIan? any ideas?
why aren't you watching the footy?
>>532351785You don't need any of that, lets be honest anon, you don't even own a firearm. Your larping equipment won't save you from the roving bands of sudos niggers with machetes out for wypipo.
>>532349436we've been bringing in Vietnamese heroin dealers/importers for decades before that
>>532344906just going to get the 25L ones and hope for the best. get some plumbers tape and tap while i am there and check the threads before i buy>>532346677this fella has the bunnos water drums so fuck it i will give it a go
>>532351994Good plan short man. Make sure you get a sawyer water filter as well.
>>532351693>>532351736You're right, the prices were fucked this year. I gave my sister some money to get her kids something from me. They're growing up in a fucked world and who knows when this shit is going to collapse. Might as well help give them some happy normal childhood memories while its still an option.
>>532351920i have a portable esky on my side filled with frozen ice balls. dont fuck with me>>532352037>Make sure you get a sawyer water filter as well.got one of those. or two. i know i gave one to a friend when i had 3
>>532351994Ive been using this one for over a year with no issues
>>532352068>cadbury mini solid choc eggs>$13.00yeah fuck easter >checks the price now so i don't look dumbpicrelcoles are fucking dogs
>>532352248Colesworth is what feeds us anon, we must show it respect.
>>532311843>Be me>Go back to church the past 10 years and focus on that>36 and think I'm basically going to be a forever alone>Meet a very cool girl there, good looking, 27 years old,>Got to talking about past>She finds out I'm not a virgin>Asks my body count>She starts crying and asks me to write their names downWhat do? Is it over? I havent been with anyone the past 10+ years. And what is she going to do with the 3 names I listed? And is that bad for the ages between 17 and 24.
>>532351792It's so much worse.>>532352068Anyone who didn't come of age before the covid era is completely fucked and it's not even up for debate. The coming generations of adults are going to be completely deranged, worse than zoomers or millennials.
>>532351792>>532352491>It's so much worse.https://www.noticer.news/afl-india-visit-market-expansion/
>>532312799>Gonna be empty>eastermost retarded nigger i have ever seen.
>>532352402>the 3 namesYour Mum, Dad and brother don't count anon
>>532352618chad reply to a chud post
>>532352248Fucking rip-off. I think she got them each a Humpty Dumpty with smarties in it.
>>5323506093 minutes into episode 7. Is that the character you were referring to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQWMZsq3Q0A
>>532352402Nothing good will come of writing the names down. You know she's going to stalk them online.
>>532352248>>532352960The audacity of it all too. Just in that cap alone it says was $13.00 but you apparently save $5.50. Just buy the kid a regular block of chocolate and print off your own easter themed label to slap on it at that point.>cocoa shortage>fuel shortage>what excuse will they use next?
>>532311843>>532312640>>532313470>>532313565what a load of slop
>>532353132>Eating the chocolate jew >>532353167Slow news day, half of the articles are AI generated slop.
>>532353219Chocolate isn't even chocolate. Especially not Cadbury.
>>532353305I eat whittaker's dark ghana so I know my chocolate comes from opressed niggers in africa working the cocoa fields.
>>532353347TOPKEK
>>532353405Whats your go to chocolate brand anon? Let me guess, your a turkish delight man?
>>532353507I have no go to brand, just whatever people buy for me.
>>532353574So you have to settle for scraps like cadbury or god forbid some easter bunny made out of THAT chocolate that tasts like absolute ass.
>>532353132Yeah, you're paying for the novelty of the Easter shape and packaging too. They're only little kids once though.
>>532353305That last channel i sent you has a video all about that too>>532353219>whittaker's dark ghanaAccording to the video Whittaker's is the most real, ethical and value for money of the supermarket chocolate.>>532353507>your a turkish delight manThat's me.
>>532353960>According to the video Whittaker's is the most real, ethical and value for money of the supermarket chocolate.It's from New Zealand thats why. But anyways, have you tried dubai chocolate?
>>532353672I don't eat much chocolate these days. Out of curiosity what is "THAT chocolate"?>>532353730I was once a little kid. Easter was lesser of the Holidays, I don't think kids care that much about a specific brand packaging. That said I held onto a faux belief of Santa well beyond when I caught my parents wrapping presents in the middle of the night... I did want to keep the magic alive. Now I'm a cynical asshole of an adult. Fuck. Ironically that present would probably be illegal for a child to use these days. Nobody has nearly the freedom they used to have regardless of life stage now.>>532353960Which video?
>>532354042I dont think so. I rarely have chocolate im general.
>>532354320Eat an easter bunny from a generic brand, well no brand really. It willl taste like ass.
https://files.catbox.moe/fsjf08.mp4only the finnest larp gear available for the highest quality larps
>>532341421Ashby, Latham, Bernardi, BarnabyBeetrootEverycunt sliding from LibsNats to OneNotionKernot from Greens to Labor.>ratz dont just jump off a sinking ship they jump onto the next oneThere will be a shitload more after the next electoral cycle, and they'll try to make OneNotion into UniParty3.0 because being a polly is a professional career stream nowadays from Uni to Staffer to Seat.Thats why I prefer putting RandoRWcunts [1] then OneNotion then remnant UniParty1&2 last
>>532354320When youre 5 or whatever its not about the brand but "easter eggs" are a novelty. They get more from a block of chocolate but small children dont think like that. Hunting for easter eggs in the backyard is a nice memory.>That said I held onto a faux belief of Santa well beyond when I caught my parents wrapping presents in the middle of the night...I think a lot of kids want to hold on to that magic. Some kids do it for their parents benefit too.
>>532341542>water is often overlookedGet an actual raintank.20-30kL for $3-5kLook at your waterbill and youll realise how many kL you use in a year and get a tank thats at least 1.5x so it covers you into the next year if theres a dry year.Also multiply yorr roof size in m2 by your local rainfall in mm to get your annual intake.
so what's the unexpected item from colesworth that i wish i bought now because it's hard to get in 3 months?>>532350846>thought of caffeine addictionyes...
>>532351994Taps and tap-join are the common fail point.Get a couple of non-tap jerrys for longterm, and you only need one with a tap for usage. You can transfer from the others.That way if the tap shits itself you have the rest.
>>532352987Yeah, that's the cunt.
>>532355555
>>532354440The seasonal chokkys are always their shit tier blend because they know it doesnt matter and cunts will buy it for the shape.
Goodnight anons
>>532355552Episode 8 has a common propaganda trope that has been propagated since at least the 80s.>food derived from animal ickyMarks family serves food at for a house party, Mark is afraid is friends won't like the food, friend ends up liking the food in another scene. The dad says to the friend black pudding is made of pigs blood and the friend wrenches despite clearly enjoying it before being told this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNUbwijCKfwI am tired. Despite halal ritual slaughter being default animal blood is not readily available for purchase, despite food and meat being expensive you need to visit proper butchers to obtain organ meats and even then they aren't cheap. People treat fucking livers as pet food! We live in a special kind of hell. There are pets that eat better than their human masters, wild time to be alive.
>>532349969the only person which deserves my unvaxxed seed is my gf.they don't deserve my unvaxxed seed.fuck 'em.>>If all is clear, your donated sperm is ready for use.um, no payment at the end?like I'd waste my time, energy & money jumping through idiot hoops only to end up with crotch goblins of my DNA I don't know merging with lesbians and some single mother whores DNA.
