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▶Happening Now:
>Trump praises Allah (on Easter, of all days) and "delays" his ultimatum a 5th time, to 7 April, 8 pm EST. (Truth Social)
>Trump on Truth Social: "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards [...] Praise be to Allah." - https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414
>Physical Brent Crude Hits $141, Highest Level Since 2008 Financial Crisis (CNBC)

▶Day 39
>Images show destroyed US aircraft in Iran (Al Jazeera)
>US President Trump says the 2nd American F15E crew member missing since friday is “now safe and sound” and confirms that he's a colonel
>Iran Thwarts US Rescue Mission, Downs Multiple Aircraft near Isfahan (Tasnim News)
>Countries across the Gulf from Iran could face radioactive fallout if the US launches a more intense strike on Iran’s Bushehr nuclear facility, a Middle East expert and former US negotiator warns
>Iran says Iraqi ships exempt from all restrictions in the Strait of Hormuz
>Indonesia receives bodies of three peacekeepers killed in southern Lebanon
>Iran says US-Israeli attacks have killed five people and wounded 170 others at the Mahshahr Petrochemical Zone

▶WARNING:
>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof

▶Oil:
>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/
>WTI $111.54
>Brent Crude $109.03
>Dubai Crude $128.52

▶Kino:
https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4

▶Live-streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4

▶Telegram channels
https://rentry.org/tgnews

▶Israel Rocket Alerts
https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

▶Air Traffic
https://www.flightradar24.com/
https://flightaware.com/live
https://globe.adsbexchange.com
▶Maritime Traffic
https://www.marinetraffic.com/
https://www.vesselfinder.com/
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Massive historic surprise status?
Did Iran cuck out again?
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What is he thinking right now?
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>>532488307
I trust the plan.
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give me a (you) or you will have testicular torsion
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JUST
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>>532488441
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https://x.com/jhonffonseca/status/2040823780898173017?s=46
>Every time a squadron of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard dared to approach the American pilot…
>THEY SHREDDED THEM FROM THE SKY!
lol IRGC sissies btfo!
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>>532488307
>Massive historic surprise status?
two more weeks, trust the plan
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How long before Trump goes Mad King mode?
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>>532488571
>before
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>Iran has informed Qatar and Turkey that their services as mediators are no longer needed and that messages from the U.S. should no longer be relayed to Iran for the forseeable future.

???????????????????????????????????
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>>532488518
It was the local police department, Basij militia, and hired shepards looking for the pilot. Hardly any IRGC. The US Air Force would have lost 10x more planes against the IRGC.
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>>532488704
>cope
lol
https://x.com/nicholaslissack/status/2040593917645594672?s=46
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>>532488679
based
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>>532488679
They are in direct talks now and ceasefire will be confirmed. Happening is over.
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*stands up on stage*
Hello?
*taps the mic*
Is this thing ok? Ok, good
*ting ting ting*
Can I have everyone's attention please? Thank you
Ahem
I HATE AMERICA - AND AMERICANS!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT!
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>>532488832
Why would the IRGC be looking for the WSO? He would have perished from environmental exposure or lack of water anyways. Americans are free to rescue him, as their efforts will mean less US presence in other key areas of Iran.
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>>532488307
>"Tonight" posted by an American at 8pm.
>In Iran that was said early morning of the 5th
It'll happen in the next few hours or not at all
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>>532488518
May we see them?
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>>532488679
Total war.
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>>532488518
That is old footage against the Taliban.
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>>532488832
>the footage: a link in the sky
Lmao
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>>532489109
>hurr why would the IRGC look for an American pilot with critical info of potential targets
you shitskins are so fucking stupid lol
AND even then, capturing the pilot then torturing him would’ve been such a huge propaganda victory for Iran! (not to mention how bad it would’ve made trump look)
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>>532488364
That man eventually got the help he desperately needed.
He unlocked the happy ending.
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>>532488518
What's your picture? Is this Earth? Where are the stars?
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>>532488679
one of my exes also did that once
fucking bitch
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>>532488899
It's fucking over
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IRGC sissies are getting decimated lol
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>>532488377
>Thinking
He masturbates furiously when shit explodes in Iran and starts weeping when Israel gets bombdt. This cycle will continue until he's found dead in his house in a pool of cum and tears.
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>>532489495
Your mutt camera has myopia
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>>532489495
based
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what is the deal status? realistically what happens this week?

more chicken outs? or serious damage?
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>>532488267
>w-we didn't want the pilot anyway!!!!!
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>>532489495
Who cares? Pilots were false flag. It was all a distraction from the US stealing the yellow cake from Iran.
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>>532488307

again?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/digging-rumor-iranian-state-tv-180000540.html
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What's the difference between the Biden Admin and the second Trump Admin?
The Biden Admin didn't actually let the senile 80-year-old in the White House make any decisions.
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>>532488679
No refunds.
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jews are being buried alive in their blown up buildings and everyone on earth wants them to die.
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>>532494545
I hope it is a long gruesume death (I was wishing for swift quick death, oh well, lol)
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>>532488267
They don't send in the most secret and hard core infiltration spec ops team to rescue one pilot
https://x.com/clashreport/status/2040736957018390996
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>>532488679
So they are aware they tried to grab the uranium
Prepare ur anuses boys it's about to get hotter
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Why is the American military so goofy
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>>532494803
The only whites running the show are alzheimers stricken boomers
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>>532488267
“Led armies from the front”
From Alexander, Washington, Wallace, Cesar to kings and princes of old, when will this be the norm again? When did this change occur? Men crave heads of state who lead from the front. We don’t want our leaders to be sitting in bunkers directing armies. Enough is enough. Putin, Zelenskyy and trump (if they actually had a spine) should have been leading their armies into battle, as great men have done from time immemorial. Leaders should have to fight on the front line - It would put an end to cowardice and probably stop a lot of wars from even occurring in the first place.
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Basij status?
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>>532488518
I remember that mission from COD4. Absolute kino.
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>>532494803
Goyslop processed american food
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>>532488267
Happening
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>>532488307
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>>532498066
real?
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>>532498066
Fake but would be funny to see the shitskin seethe resulting from losing the pilot easter egg hunt and their cuckhamenei the same day
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>>532488267
>ZAP-LIKE BURSTS SPARK PATTERNED BLASTS OVER LOW-ALTITUDE IRANIAN MISSILES IN TEL AVIV
>NEW LASER INTERCEPTOR IN PLAY?
https://x.com/RT_com/status/2040961236133691798
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Wait I thought Iran would be the ones choosing when this ends?
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>>532488958
I could take on every eurofag poster here in a 1 on 1.
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>>532498313
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>Uranium
Someone explain, I thought the whole nuke angle was a load of shite.
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https://nitter.net/realgerhardtvdm/status/2040967513471844629#m
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>>532498385
oh fuck I'm glad @c0mmand0_2022 is keeping us updated
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>>532488518
You posted the same video after I told you that it's fake. Why are you shilling so blatantly?
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>>532488832
>Iran will be free
Hopefully very soon they are free of Jewish influence.
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>>532498385
Why does his command center display things in English? Is the shitskin pigdin not good enough for the ruling class?
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>>532498319
And yet, the pool would still be closed and the only one seething would be Trump
But yea, you really got something there with your somalian tier iq
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>>532488377
>Got what he wanted
>Doesn't get to be involved, just watch
>But doesnt take any liability for it either
I guess its like being cucked by your crush but finding out she has aids
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>>532488518
that's afghanistan i think
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>>532488267
>trump
>midwit
I'd say that's generous.
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>>532489495
>iranian army
They were villagers thirsty for mutt blood that they literally rushed towards warthogs
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>>532496544
The source for that rumor is some Saudi fag on twitter, so it's 99% BS.
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>>532498066
I'll believe it when Tasnim announces that he is about to speak
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>>532488377
He went on CNN and all but called this operation an incompetent disaster. Just because he wants to invade Iran doesn't mean he's completely ignorant of military science and logistics.
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hebrew
Iranian report: All of Iran is under attack
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>>532498493
Yeah I guess mucktaba couldn’t seethe if he was dead you got me there
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>>532498471
For the release into western socials and news
You hilariously inept nigger
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>>532498319
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>>532498568
that actually means iran is winning or whatever
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https://x.com/Microinteracti1/status/2040700592155234522
>Retired Lt. Gen. Mark Hertling is not mincing words. The former Commanding General of US Army Europe says these generals were purged because they stood up against Pete Hegseth’s push to turn the US military into a Christian nationalist crusade.
>Retired Army Maj. Gen. Randy Manner says dozens of chaplains who don’t share Hegseth’s views are being marginalized and excluded from staff meetings.  The chaplain corps exists to serve all service members regardless of faith. That apparently made Green’s position untenable.
>The Pope has now weighed in. Hegseth’s prayer for battlefield violence prompted a response from Rome: God does not listen to those who wage war in his name.
>Hertling has seen enough. So have the troops.
there you go. these people are mentally ill religious fanatics...
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>>532494354
Honestly there is no difference
>next time I’ll vote for….
Lmao
Enjoy your new jew puppet
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>>532488377
>it's a shame DRUMPH did such a shit job of convincing everyone we're doing the right thing and winning, because we are doing the right thing and winning DESPITE HIM
attempted charitable paraphrasing from some interview two weeks ago
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>>532498587
Oh so that is a fake and gay propaganda piece? Thanks for clearing that up
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>>532498612
what's wrong with christian nationalism?
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Bill Maher: Somehow anti-Semitism got to be kinda cool, do you think you could fight this?

Josh Shapiro: "Unfortunately, one of the things that has seemingly united the extremes of both parties is a pervasive sense of anti-Semitism and bigotry and hatred towards Jews."

"People are being platformed … we have to speak up about it. I don't care if it's coming from people in your own party, people you agree with, people you need to vote for you, you got to call it out!"
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>>532498660
It doesn't win wars against Muslims. Buddhists have a better track record, for one.
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>>532498574
You can be assblasted all you want and try to upset anons all you want, nothing will change the fact that the pool is closed, American military might is pathetically overhyped, and all our leaders are compromised
Iran is winning by just not disappearing, America is losing by not removing the IRGCC
And you shills are the most obvious you’ve ever been
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>>532498660
well kegseth is the walking avatar of it, a drunk retarded jewslave that manages to be neither christian or nationalist
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>>532494354
As if trump is making any of the decisions. Trump is like GWB, while the real decisions are made by kushner and netanyahu, his presidency's dich cheney et al.
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>>532498721
Nah the strait is mostly open. Look at the traffic yesterday.
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>>532498698
Curious. I wonder why Spain and the Balkans are Christian and the Middle East spent 100 years as a European colony
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>>532498505

>Doesn't get to be involved, just watch

research this guy's history with Plato's Retreat and find out just how prescient your statement was

t. oldfag
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>>532498653
Enjoy the shekels for your effort
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>>532498653
Well yeah that was the point. Does your Jew addled brain not understanding advertising? Do you think there’s a little midget Persian with a boombox providing background music at all times?
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>>532498742
>we don't do that in EUROPE
>>532498721
>>532498791
why are you zoomers so cranky today?
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>>532498660
It’s a cult from the Stone Age that makes people kill and blow up shit because of imaginary sky wizard prophecies or whatever schizo shit they believe
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>>532488267
Nigger
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>>532488518
>>532488832
>>532489495
>falling for propaganda this easily
they were villagers. they were offered a bounty by the iranian govt. or the irgc IIRC.

>>532498660
>what's wrong with christian nationalism?
>asks the mutt
>while his country is fighting for israel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you people couldn't be more brainwashed.
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>>532498777
Lack of Jews and Jews in that order.
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>>532498777
The vast majority of the Crusades were failures until Europe achieved a massive technological advantage. State Buddhism repeatedly booted Islam out of various Asian states, especially in Southeast Asia.
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>>532498774
Fucking zozzle
You absolute clown
Anyone passing through the Strait has Iran’s express seal of approval, they paid them a large fee, and did so in Yuan
Kek again the worst shilling attempt I’ve ever seen, you kikes are pathetic
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>>532498811
you can be some edgy atheist retard, but when you grow up even if you're not religious you'll learn to respect all religions and those who practice them.
>>532498826
I don't support christian nationalism, but I don't see anything wrong with it brownie.
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>>532498721
Go on, tell me more about how Iran is winning kek
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MY
TEHRAN
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>>532498804
Don’t like Iran btfoing a bunch of satanists and literal demon spawn?
You must be a zoomer
lol jews keep losing
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>>532498873
Every ship that passes through brings demand and prices down. Sorry no economic melty for you :)
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>>532498789
kek, I did not know about that. Why are all these people so degenerate..
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>>532498660
It's jewish and protestant
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How bad will the global oil crisis be?
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>>532498884
I have no respect for grown ass adults that still believe in magic
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>>532498798
I thought the point was that Iranians were against the Jews not that they are also kikes themselves. Whatever they clearly captured you and you can no longer see their kikery even when you admit they are doing it
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>>532498925
uh looks like something serious got blown up
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>>532488518
The IRGC today were Taliban killed a decade ago in Afghanistan? Because thats where the video is from. Even Putin showed this vid off in like 2016 claiming it was from a KA-52

>>532488832
Um sweetie? The ones in the air crashing are the US special forces….
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>>532498612
There seems to be a growing belief is Jewish Circles that Trump is the Mosciach

The Mosiach is not a supernatural being that works miracles or does magic. He is actually an ordinary human sent by G-D
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>>532498884
>I don't support christian nationalism, but I don't see anything wrong with it brownie.
you are fucking american. go read a history book, retarded mutt. you are jew-supporting protestants and evangelicals. your "nationalism" and "christian" beliefs are made up bullshit. you were the ones spreading neoliberalism / neoconservatism all over the world. pic related are your "christian" "conservative" political leaders

YOUR COUNTRY IS A MANUFACTURED LIE AND A FUCKING JOKE
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>>532498873
Seems like more and more countries are “allowed” through the strait every day. What does pool closed even mean now it’s smoke and mirrors to assuage the wounded Persian ego
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>>532489495
>IRGC
It was guys in track suits and flip flops with rifles. Not that any of the stuff about downed pilots really matters. But the censorship has been so effective all we're left with are these little bullshit events to obsess over.
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>>532498925
Yikes. Is it normal for your capital to be on fire when you are winning?
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>>532498612
>these generals were purged because they stood up against Pete Hegseth’s push to turn the US military into a Christian nationalist crusade
Honestly, correct move. Its the only demographic that will actually be willing to go fight in this war anyways so they might as well pander to them
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>Victoria base has been hit
>again
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unifil says that they are starting to shoot back :)
more dead jews incoming
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>>532499008
>Oy vey, they’re playing dirty
I’m disappointed there are Jewish hospitals still standing. Well, thr war is still young.
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>>532499155
No heroic rescue for those faggots.
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>>532499175
>unifil says that they are starting to shoot back :)
based if true. finally growing balls
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>>532499155
hasnt it been abandoned already?
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>>532499251
Iraqi militias are still bombing them
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>>532499146
So your plan is to keep murdering a bunch of toddlers in a country that believes death makes you a martyr? Good luck kike
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BENCHOD BLOODY
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>>532499072
>you are jew-supporting protestants and evangelicals.
I forgot to mention:
fucking MORMONS
LMAO
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I agree with the theory the pilot rescue was cover to set up ground operations to launch an invasion.
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Why don't we know the rescued pilot's name yet?
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>>532499214
grunts are a lower level kind of goyim cattle unlike pilot goyim
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>>532499364
I agree that the theory is delusional cope
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>>532499072
Our founders were masons and rosicrucians, and that's why they created the greatest nation in human history brownie.
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>>532499331
>ummm actually muslims WANT to die

LMAO. PIGRAN cope is hilarious!
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>>532499422
It's classified
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>>532498721
>overhyped
imagine saying that today kek
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>>532499364
They sent way too many aircraft and men just for 1 person.
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guys, i dont know everything, but there's one thing I know for sure

the US needs every single pilot it can get, not a single one can be spared. one of them being reclaimed is a big deal because life is valuable or whatever
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>>532499482
>If everyone dies in Iran that’s actually a win for Iran!

Maybe we have common ground with turdies after all
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>>532498995
wow how le edgy so true sister
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>>532499430
>tattoo
Literally unfuckable. I hate tattoos.
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BREAKING: President Trump has not been invited to the 2026 Bilderberg Meeting, which is scheduled to take place in Washington, D.C.
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>>532498066
It's over boys. Iran is going to fall. Ain't no way they are going to survive this.
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>israel still hasn't connected the north and south battlegroups
wtf are they even doing
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>>532499422
Fake false flag, it was a ground invasion staging area that the brave IRGC fended off thus keeping US troops from being able to land 50km from the nearest coast. Iran is winning!
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The President of South Korea expressed his regret to North Korea over the intrusion of a drone into its territory, which he said was carried out by a civilian without government approval. He emphasized Seoul's commitment to preventing future incidents
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>>532499590
They just defeated a major ground invasion via air from US. Iran is winning!
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>>532499659
>wtf are they even doing
Still working on figuring out how to do pincer maneuvers.
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holy shit it really was a failed raid to extract the nuclear material HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>532499547
Do you consider it edgy because you believe in it? Unc let it go. Look around you. If this hocus pocus shit is real, then surely were aleady in hell
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>>532498553
this was actually the funniest fucking thing
seeing this lunatic call this op a fucking disgrace was some twlightzone level shit
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>>532499764
>turkmany
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>>532499545
>4 days
It's 12 hours now, you need to update your shilling sheet. It's clearly day 37 of 12 hour DMO. Don monke operation.
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>>532499422
Sam Hyde was his name, but media won't report it.
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>>532499764
False, it was a full scale ground invasion that the brave IRGC fended off, migger.
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>>532499545
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Warthogs are so cool. What are some other neat looking military vehicles? Not concerned with effectiveness so much as how awesome they look.
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>>532499790
I already implied I didn't, but you'd need to have an IQ above 90 to have caught it.
But virtue signalling about how you're above religion is just as dumb as being a full blown religious nut.
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>>532499764
If you repeat it enough maybe you can make yourself believe
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Did we ever learn the name of the first rescued pilot?
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10pbtid shill on active duty HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no nuclear material for you sorry!
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>>532499845
F117 are fucking cool.
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>>532499569
Will the AI tech guys be there? Or any of his masters?
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>>532499845
and then of course the SR71
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>>532499764
whenever you think the mutts couldn't get any dumber they do some shit like this
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TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON
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>>532499707
who knew South Korea would be the one to start shit in Asia?
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Day 37 of the 0 second Special Combat Operation that was won before it even started because passage through the strait was unopposed on February 28th.
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>>532499951
Looks like this whole thing might wrap up before the market opens.Great news
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>>532499951
whats the point of these retarded fake news when Iran has already told qatar and turkey that it wont engage in any diplomatic talks or negotiations?
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>>532500021
>>532499951
>axios
>mediators
kill yourselves
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>>532499951
IRAN BENDS THE KNEE
45 day ceasefire
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>>532499951
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>>532500053
It's attempted securities fraud.
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>>532500053
Hopium for the markets.
They believe it.
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>>532499659
>Guerilla warfare
>Pincers
>Manuevers

Throw that map out and never look at it again
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>>532499951
The fuck would the terms even be?
>"We will open the straight if you can get Israel to stop bombing us"
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IRAN WON
AMERICA LOST
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>>532500130
Iran gets to live for 45 days if they give us everything we want
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>>532500076
>>532499951
>>532500130
fwiw, here's the sauce

>Iran mediators make last-ditch push for 45-day ceasefire
>The U.S., Iran and a group of regional mediators are discussing the terms for a potential 45-day ceasefire that could lead to a permanent end to the war, according to four U.S., Israeli and regional sources with knowledge of the talks.
>Why it matters: The sources said the chances for reaching a partial deal over the next 48 hours are slim. But this last-ditch effort is the only chance to prevent a dramatic escalation in the war that will include massive strikes on Iranian civilian infrastructure and a retaliation against energy and water facilities in the Gulf states.
>Behind the scenes: Four sources with knowledge of the diplomatic efforts said the negotiations are taking place through Pakistani, Egyptian and Turkish mediators and also through text messages sent between Trump's envoy Steve Witkoff and Iran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi.
More in the pic; it's actually a long article
https://www.axios.com/2026/04/06/iran-war-us-tehran-ceasefire-talks
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>>532500177
More proof ayatollah is gay.
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Yikes

https://xcancel.com/Megatron_ron/status/2040710688411447598
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>>532500130
Didn’t the US immediately bomb Iraq’s resistance leader as soon as they agreed to a ceasefire? Iran wasn’t born yesterday. Kikes and their golem are not to be trusted
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>>532500215
so the "iran mediators" are just americans, got it
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>>532500215
Doesn't matter, they will be no peace, no cease fire. Iran just fended off US ground invasion, why would they negotiate when they are winning?
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>>532500215
>>532500215
>here's the sauce
>axios.com
>literal LLM-written text
>iranians trusting a single word of what trump, netanyahu & friends say
anon...
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>>532500215
Damn Iran must be desperate
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>>532500254
yes, they are bombing even now before the monday and tuesday 48 limit
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>>532500323
Some of you have to be able to discuss things unbiasedly. I didn't say I agree with or believe anything about what was posted.
But I posted it anyway because it's the actual source not some twitter bait account posting a headline. Hope that helps you.
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>>532500233
>Testifying before congress
That's a bad sign for Pete. When Kristi and Pam did it, they got fired days later. Maybe because they were women, but still.
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>>532500233
I'm gonna enjoy warcrime pete's trial and public execution
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>>532500323
Markets disagree with you and reacted immediately
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>>532488267
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>>532500438
and when reality kicks in they will drop even lower again just like they did the last couple of weeks
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>>532500359
Literal villain shit. If it wasn’t clear before who the bad guys were
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>>532500438
I hope everyone trusted Trump and bought the dip. Long term ceasefire incoming.

Well done Trump.
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>>532500382
you already had posted the twitter post. no need to post a "source" where they say "source told us"

>>532500438
"markets" are fake and gay. these headlines help manipulate automatic systems (LLMs). they've been doing it for weeks.
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>>532500408
At most he gets let go and spends the rest of his life hyping maga rallies. Trump will never hold anyone accountable otherwise no one would be willing to follow his insane decrees
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>>532500233
holy shit this larping faggot is unreal
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>>532499845
The A-6 Intruder and the Harrier will always be the coolest ones.
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>>532500522
>the market will NEVER recover from le tariffs take THAT chuds
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>>532500408
I've never seen a government figure in the US who I thought might actually get executed for what they are doing before. Like what he's doing is just so blatantly criminal that if some future president wants to try to salvage the whole global empire project, they're going to have to give that guy the death penalty so they can pretend that it was just a few bad apples or just the Trump administration.
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>>532500557
please follow IDs
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>>532500614
They keep getting raped by Trump over and over
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>>532500561
>Trump won't throw anyone under the bus
>Trump will have the ability to prevent him from being legally raped on various charges when he's out of office
lol
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>>532500532
>it’s villainous to prosecute a war
You are fucking retarded. The deadline is for power plants and it was self imposed and extended there is no obligation to follow it especially as Iran is making no effort to meet its end
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>>532500437
>No point in continuing, as baseline reality is pretty far apart.
You seem fairly intelligent and reasonable, so the issue is mostly just a matter of facts rather than faulty reasoning. I'd suggest reading Scott Horton's book "Provoked". it's extremely detailed and has extensive citations. You can find it on Libgen.
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>>532500689
If anything, Hegseth will be the fall guy for all the war crimes racked up during this presidency. They still haven’t answered for double tapping all those fishermen in the Carribean
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americucks didn't do shit to bush jr. & company for what they did in iraq, yet they come here to tell us they will do anything to trump and the delusional yesmen around him

kek @ "land of the free, home of the brave"
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>>532499659
>still hasn't connected the north and south battlegroups
anon, I
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War then
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>>532494545
Where can we see the kino?
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>>532500689
He will pardon everyone involved in the administration and himself. If future admins ignore the pardon they themselves get raped post office. Like it or not these retards are going to get away with it and the best we can do is take power away and move on
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>>532500838
Old tweet. Latest indications show Iran is asking for a 45 day ceasefire
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looks like crude and brent are equalizing
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>>532500789
I’m talking about Iraq nigger. There was supposed to be a ceasefire. Last I heard you don’t bomb the people you’re in a ceasefire with
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>>532500819
>they're connected outside the contested territory
Retardd fucking nigger
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>>532500838
its been war for over a month
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>>532500881
>source, Axios
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>>532500881
That's bullshit to calm the markets
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>>532500853
He can't pardon state crimes, he can't pardon civil crimes, he can't pardon international crimes, he can't pardon getting a lynch mob.
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guys!

did you hear!?

there's going to be another ceasefire!

for real this time!
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>>532500233
It will be interesting to see how much of the administration ends up in jail in a few years. I really don't think the libreich is going to be particularly merciful, and I don't think after it becomes clear they put us into a lost decade of stagflation that the American people will particularly care.
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>>532500928
>lynch mob
we dont do that IN AMERICA (we dont do anything)
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>>532488307

> Massive historic surprise status?

I unironically trust the plan, they've been delivering in spades so far :)
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why aren't republicucks stopping the orange madman? they do know that they are fucking up their political careers too, right?
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>>532500838
is that even a real tweet?
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>>532500928
Unfortunately no state laws deal with military matters or abuse of federal authority. Would love to see a nice mob go after whisky Pete tho
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>>532501027
go away tranny. people hate you liberals more than they like trump
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>>532501027
>they do know that they are fucking up their political careers too, right?
Vance still thinks he has a chance at winning 2028. They are retarded.
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>>532500215
Its a proposal from the US side? This looks stupid. Iran gets to keep Hormuz closed during the 45 days, so even if you take the Western PR line on this, the total closure time is doubled, assuming all goes well. Why is Witkoff even having his name involved when Iran said they won't speak to him? This is gay and weak.
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>>532500892
is it harder to do logistics inside your own borders?
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>>532501011
Well in the rest of the world does, hopefully none of his regime ever wish to leave the US to dodge getting legally raped and avoid the consequences of their actions because they will not last long.
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https://x.com/History__Speaks/status/2040888599311450167
>The New York Times report on the rescued US airman falsely implies local Iranians aided him.
>I asked Julian Barnes, co-author of the report, what the evidence was for this. His Response: 'Oh, Iranians didn't assist the airman. This was speculation "from our Iran experts."
>(The article never clarifies that this was pure speculation, without any evidence; it has not been edited to indicate that in Barnes's own assessment the airman was not assisted by local Iranians; and it is being used to manufacture consent for this war, based on the conspiracy theory that 'Iranians want this.' Do better, @nytimes. Very disappointing.)

why are americans such shameless liars and cowards?
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>>532488441

Laney looks better
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>>532488832
>Licholas Nutsack
wtf I'm trusting the plan now?
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>>532501027
The overwhelming majority of the party and its base are either part of the cult of personality or are millenarian evangelicals who think this campaign will immanentize the eschaton.
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HOLY CRAP!

IRAN is being POUNDED into oblivion tonight. All indications are that the regime wants a ceasefire but doesn't know how to do it without losing face. It may happen as soon tommorrow according to some top wall street analysts
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>>532500938
lmao this one is the real one
You know because Axios reported it
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>>532501038
Lucky their hubris extends far beyond simple military or federal abuses of power for self enrichment ay? If you think they're dodging every single cunt coming for them backed by judges who've been as fucked over as everyone else you're as delusional as Trump himself.
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>>532501027
They embraced the cult of personality so wholeheartedly they don’t know how to be anything but servile cucks now. Calling them republicans is a misnomer really that implies they have an actual agenda and self interest
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>>532499951
>Barak Ravid
into the trash it goes
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>>532501084
It seems like the implication is the proposal is actually from the "mediators", aka Turkey, Pakistan, etc.
>The sources said the mediators are discussing with the parties the terms for two-phased deal
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>>532501198
You can basically get everyone in this administration for securities fraud and insider trading.
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>>532498351
Wait I thought I was the one posting retarded open ended questions?
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>>532501193
They should just hang all the mullahs. That’s the easy way out
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>>532501027
There's no plan B. This is the endgame of American politics.
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>>532500916
>>532500924
I’m sorry you don’t like it but axios is reputable


Iran is suing for peace
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>>532499659
Is it just me or has the front in Lebanon not moved for over a week now? I've been checking in on it periodically and it's looked practically identical since late March.
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No peace.
Just war.
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what if donnie loose and break the taboo about nukes
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>>532501245
The US sounds so desperate after all the bluster and posturing in Trump’s tweets
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>>532500215
wow more fan-fiction about magic deals on sunday night just before the market opens...kys kike
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>>532501226
Pelosi and co wouldn't allow that as insider trading extends way beyond just the administration.
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>>532501129
We learned it from our kike overlords
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>>532501284
more judeo-mutt lies to justify future and existing war crimes
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>>532498660
If we were cleansing our own country it would be great. Its being used mockingly to further Israel positions.
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>>532501375
The USA is war fatigued already.
The Iranian's are chomping at the bit
This is hilarious
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>America bombs all their power plants
>entire country collapses
>America bombs all their water plants
>humanitarian disaster
>Iran retaliates and goes ape shit on all the infrastructure in the gulf
>oil sky rockets
Then what? Like once you have bombed everything what do you bomb next?
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>>532501314
The best reporting
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>>532501314
Actually if you read it the 3rd party countries are trying to get a deal.
>>532501373
It moved in the north, not south. this is a week ago
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>>532501378
Would eventually lead to a nuclear war between the great powers. Maybe not instantly but within a few years. Would complicate things to such a degree it would be inevitable.
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>>532500660
Or they could have just held through the last dip and made 15%?
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>>532501438
Treat them like Japan. Firebomb one city after another. However that won’t be necessary, they’re asking Trump for a 45 day ceasefire.
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>>532501378
Then Best Korea nukes Worst Korea.
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>>532501502
>they’re asking Trump for a 45 day ceasefire.
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>>532501502
They're not asking for anything, kill yourself.
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>>532501245
>give us everything we want and we stop bombing you for 45 days
Sounds like a pretty shitty deal for Iran. No surprise the mediators think it is DOA.
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>>532500789
i thought they were trying to reach a 45 day ceasefire tranny
now they arent cooperating in the very same thread?! :0

those duplicitous iranians!
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>>532501502
You zogbots are pathetic.
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>>532501467
Ah I see it now. Still pretty paultry tbqh. Hezbollah must be putting up quite the fight.
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The Iranians are so mad I think they would lynch their leadership if they accepted a ceasefire
Comedy gold
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>>532501467
jews dont have nearly that control. you can tell when they are in lebanon cause iran bombs the shit out of the border yet hezbollah and iran both dont focus when they get beaten back. allegedly 2 desalination plants are down as ahdod is complaining aobut massive pressure drops and foamy white liquid in their faucets as is Palmachim. they are clearly struggling now.
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SOON
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>>532501682
there's no more CIA left in iran
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>>532501682
They’re mad at the regime not at the USA lol
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>>532501510
not everyone who vaguely dislikes america is a suicidal shia extemist lmao
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>>532501705
mmmmm not what im seeing from here champ
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>>532501502
>Treat them like Japan. Firebomb one city after another
And what if that doesn't stop them? What happens to the US in relation to the rest of the world if it does that?
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>>532501502
Didn't work in Vietnam, arguably didn't work against Japan, it won't work here.
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>>532488267
AI loves to call alexander the great a psychopath for some reason.
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>>532501786
Jewish psychology trying to do a number on history
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>>532498366
Address
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>>532501706
How did you get that interpretation from my statement? Using a nuke in a war that you startez will just normalize it's use.
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>>532501786
Because he stopped.
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>>532501748
It’ll work when they’re all dead they’ll stop attacking Israel and us
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>>532501378
if iran has them, israel and some gulf states get hit
monke will be pushed into hitting ukraine by hardliners

future wars will go nuclear very quickly
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>>532501786
He was pretty tame as far as massacres go. Biggest ones were after a revolt and a prolonged siege so fully justified by ancient world standards.
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>>532501887
Kill yourself
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Okay no but seriously what kinda glowup did Hezbollah get between 2024 and 2026? They're doing so much better than back then and that's WITHOUT a land border to Iran through Syria.
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haifa under fire
again
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>>532501705
Lol sure bud
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>>532501987
They’re doing horribly. Their towns are bulldozed to dust. Israel won.
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You know, however hard I try, I don't see any coming back for the USA after this.
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>>532501987
They switched to mosaic defense
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>>532501991
From allegedly out of commision missile cities

>The missiles were launched from a base near Kermanshah, Western Iran, which has been struck by U.S.-Israeli airstrikes more than a dozen times since the start of the war and which was believed to be non-operational.
-MES
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>>532501991
2 or 3 meme flags
NO kike flags
cozy
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>>532502060
eh two legislatures later and they'll be involved in the next war and we'll be thinking the same thing.
they are too geographically blessed to become irrelevant
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>>532501987
All the Israeli air force is in Iran, so they're fighting without air support. once it frees up Hezbolards will cave again
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>>532502092
We spend millions on jassms to collapse their tunnel entrances which they dig out with a bulldozer in a short time
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>>532488267
I do prefer Caesar but Alexander is pretty Great too
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>>532501852
you said they would do it not that they'd feel vaguely normal about the concept of doing it
what a stupid argument, fuck you for wasting my time faggot
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>>532498660
Its evangelic jewish whoredom
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>>532501224
It's actually a US offer and in exchange Iran opens the strait, Iran has already rejected it, Axios actually reported this same thing 4 days ago but the headline makes it seem like it's Iran asking for the ceasefire, it's a last ditch effort by the Americans to get a 45 day ceasefire and for the strait to be opened, same offer that was already rejected

Despite all that the headline has moved markets into the green

https://www.axios.com/2026/04/01/trump-iran-ceasefire-president
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>>532501987
One thing from 2024 is that despite the media claiming Hezbollah was wiped, the IDF reports estimated they only took out a third of their capacity to wage war. Hezbollah also claimed to be holding back because fighting for Palestine is something they care about but not what the organization is for, so they were only going to use so much of their resources on the IDF incursion. I thought that was cope at the time, but it certainly seems like it's at least a little true from what we see now.
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>>532502137
i mean if we really screw up relations with you guys in europe (and the gulfies) we might become irrelevant to that side of the world
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>>532502137
No, hear me out. This war ends the US Empire, absolutely no doubt. If you're not sure, look into why a maritime power must never attack Asia. So, empire fails, and with that the US dollar and it will default on it's debt. This will lead to large scale civil unrest in the US homeland which will lead to a massive civil war and the eventual breakup into various mini states.
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>>532498926
>>532498926
>>532498926
Recycle
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>>532501685
kek these updates are like clockwork
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>>532502242
nah, you can afford bad politics because of your geographical advantage. Same as Russia, just better because you literally do not have any realistic threats on your whole continent so you can just retreat, isolate and rebuild pretty much indefinitely is shit goes south.
and as long as you have stuff to sell and can resist against annexation, you will be relevant for trading which is most of what Europe does anyway cause we have basically no natural resources and not enough land for mass-export agriculture.
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>>532502092
unreal humiliation for the USrael forces
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>>532500471
this must be fake cause he didn't praise Allah
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>>532500968
and you know it's not going to be jews taking the blame, so golems like hegseth will be the first to be sacrificed
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>>532502725
>so golems like hegseth will be the first to be sacrificed
no, stop, dont, come back
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>>532502209
I just don't see it happening. Iran has no reason to believe the US. And by that I mean they have no reason to believe that Israel won't immediately break agreements with no pushback from the US.
Keeping a tight hold on Hormuz and not letting the IDF have any breathing time between missile waves is their best option here.
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>>532499845
V22s look really fucking cool but they're broken pieces of shit and have probably killed more US Marines than Iran.
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>>532501887
>It’ll work when they’re all dead
when who's all dead? and picrel was just the last hour, 2 kikes confirmed sent to hell



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