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STRAITS STATUS?
BASED VANCE BTFO THE NEOCON ZIONISTS I hope it works. The one thing Israel does NOT want is a deal.
Unironically think power plant day got cancelled because ayy lmaos weren't cool with it
post your favorite toll booth in history
If Iran agrees to a last-minute ceasefire it's literally suicide and the government will probably collapse by May.
>>532660250So chances of Taco are higher than a massive strike tonight right? Or no? What’s going on
IRSAELS WHOLE REPUTATION IS FOREVER DESTROYED BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT A ORANGE PEDOPHILE WOULD HELP THEM GET GREATER ISRAEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GOT OUTJEWED
OH YEAH HARDER MAN, HARDEEEERRRRR
ANIMA CHRISTI SANCTIFICA MECORPUS CHRISTI SALVA MESANGUIS CHRISTI INEBRIA MEAQUA LATERIS CHRISTI LAVA MEPASSIO CHRISTI CONFORTA MEO BONE IESU EXAUDI MEINTRA TUA VULNERA ABSCONDE MENE PERMITTAS ME SEPARARI A TEAB HOSTE MALIGNO DEFENDE MEIN HORA MORTIS MEAE VOCA MEET IUBE ME VENIRE AD TEUT CUM SANCTIS TUIS LAUDEM TE IN SAECULA SAECULORUMAMEN
>>532660250>Trump Ultimatum: 1h 45minsShould I get tacos for dinner?
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/6/pakistan-offers-two-tier-truce-iran-wont-open-hormuz-under-temporary-one>Under the proposal, a ceasefire would take effect immediately, reopening the Strait of Hormuz, with 15 to 20 days given to finalise a broader settlementlol it's overIran would be retarded to agree to the ceasefire
>>532660250IRANXISTERS?!?! I THOUGHT IRAN WASN'T NEGOTIATING WITH TRUMP AT ALL?!?
digits and we nuke tehran tonight
>>532660467Good post
>>532660392DIRE
KEKThe White House are laundering TACOs through PakistanLink to actual tweet...https://x.com/CMShehbaz/status/2041596151108137363/history
>old thread reaches post limit within 20 minsSo there's a bunch of bots here, like last time there's clearly some fuckery going on. My moneys on an ongoing operation, there is definitely no ceasefire. Possibly a deal that hinges on the success of this operation
Why would IRGC durka durkas who want total war agree to a ceasefire that involves giving up influence on hormuz
NUKES followed by a GROUND INVASION. Tonight will end as a spectacular happening. Trust the plan.
Can peace established by jeet be legit?
DON'T LET UP NOW, IRAN. YOU'RE SO CLOSEFINISHTHEFIGHT
>>532660475Indeed.
>ends the siege of hormussy>tricks Iran into another ceasefire>bombs Iran again
NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAELNUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL NUKE ISRAEL
no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>532660479>lol it's over>Iran would be retarded to agree to the ceasefiredon't beileve the frenzied info ops
Didn't happened yet...
>>532660475Today is the day
>>532660250Trump's new White House decorations in picture? More space for ballroom?
>>532659244>and a lot more hypersonicsbut lil' muttbro, you don't even have a single one, actually you still don't understand the plasmid tech enabling hypersonic lol
>>532660479Why? They dont have to concede any position while not getting bombed. Orange nigger folded
>>532660479Maybe Iran is desperate for peace and they think this is their best shot in achieving a long-term deal.I don't imagine that it feels nice to be bombed relentlessly for 5 weeks.
SirFinishing the Fight#FinishTheFight
>>532660393Pakistan sources say, it's not real until an Iranian official comes out and says so. Otherwise Iran has not changed their position and are not talking
>>532660250>iran declines the deal>brings out the nukes>SKRILLEX - Bangarang starts blasting full volume>trump announces hes muslim>insallah americans>its sharia time>nukes the fuck out of pissrael>the whole world is wondering who hacked the news stations and is airing these shitposts>trump announced as the new religious leader of iranians>palestine gets turned into palestineland >disnelyand proceeds to file bankruptcy
>>532660424>there has never been an instance of a nuclear power being invadedThere has though, Israel in the Yom Kippur war
Bros i dont think Trump is bluffing this time. Attacks might be limited to a certain area but it will definitely going to happen. I'm seeing too much countdowns from Israeli media.
>>532659045>>532658929OFC it is. It's the Straight of Homos.
>>532660393>vance is the one negotiating for some reason>not witkoff, the guy that has been talking to araghchi for yearsyeah miggers are retarded, this story is as fake as it gets
>>532660514The absolute state of this
>>532660621what if the iranian president agrees but the IRGC doesn't?
>>532660408Humans butchered 100 of millions of each other and we lived without oil for thousand of years ayyys don't give a fuck
I don't wanna say--------------Anything is wrongOn another day--------------On another song
SAY IT.
Alright Nothingburgers. What are the options for nothing haplening? Strait of Hormuz is right now closed. It will have a global effect on economy.If it opens it's a happening, and if it stays closed it's a happening.
IRAN DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID. YOU CAN'T THROW ALL LEVERAGE AWAY JUST TO APPEAR KIND AND HEROIC DON'T BE FUCKING RETARDED.MOJTABA, MOJTABA DON'T LET YOUR FATHER'S KEKED GENES TAKE OVER. DON'T SURRENDER. DON'T SNATCH DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY
hahahahahaahAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>532660645Or not, who knows really
>>532660612Fuck Israel
I was unironically already getting some tacos from Bubbakoo’s tonight for taco Tuesday too
>iran declines the deal>brings out the nukes>SKRILLEX - Bangarang starts blasting full volume>trump announces hes muslim>insallah americans>its sharia time>nukes the fuck out of pissrael>the whole world is wondering who hacked the news stations and is airing these shitposts>trump announced as the new religious leader of iranians>palestine gets turned into palestineland>disnelyand proceeds to file for bankruptcy
>>532660665the iranians have preferred vance to kushner or witkoff for weeks you stupid weird little gay kid
If Iran surrenders unconditionally, will all the former miggers who stopped being miga when it was convenient go back to being miga?
>>532660517no one is objective everyone so certain of the narrative they need to pushspot em a mile off
>>532660479Never Iran will agree on this, they just spawned a golden goose, why would they kill it?
>>532660574
>>532660679the IRGC are the ones who rules right now so take a guess
>>532660706Go back to the physiatrist retard. Weak ass faggot.
LAUGH AT THE TACO BITCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532660712Holy fucking shit, this is so bad ahahah
>>532660514Shamefur dispray, zoggers
NOTHINGEVER HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW THE UNITED STATES CAN CORNER CHINA MUHAHAHAHAH
>>532660702If it opens it's a happening cancellation dumbass
>>532660436The entire thing is so retarded>orange retard fell for israel's easy war pitch>israel fell for the orange retard's bravado>both sides managed to fuck each other in comically incompetent way
>>532660690they do when fallout is involved
>>532660750>and nothing ever happeeeeeens >rah
>>532660479Iran hasn't said shit.They ALWAYS said no to a ceasefire. There's no way they'd accept this now.USA is laundering tacos through pakistan as the>>532660514anon said
>>532660586they rejected it back then because they thought they could make trump cave without opening the strait. that wasn't the case, it's either reopen the strait or get their infrastructure bombed. so they're reopening the strait.
>>532660514>https://x.com/CMShehbaz/status/2041596151108137363/history>Something went wrong. Try reloading.mhhm
>>532660250KINO thread image good job OP
>>532660250I'll go to bed. If i don't wake up by my shattered windows due worldwide nuclear war, i will be very disappointed like i always am, because nothing ever happens.Bye niggers, miggers and glowies.
>>532660564>they'll rebuildare they going to spend another $500 Billion on top of their existing $1 Trillion defense budget? if they rebuild shit we are just going to bomb them back to the stoneage even faster and easier next time. The illegitimate terrorist regime in Iran has zero options to survive other than total capitulation.
>>532660250REMINDER:The "negotiations" with Pakistan are made up. there are no negotiations. Iran rejected Pakistan as a mediator days ago.The whole fantasy is to distract the media, manipulate the markets and to gain time to destroy Iran. Their objective is to destroy Iran. Everything else is a distraction. Warplanes are en route to Iran. Let's hope every single one of them gets destroyed.
>>532660712this can't be real
>>532660514HAHAHAHAHHA
TRUMP CONFIRMED HE WON THE WARTRUMP CONFIRMED HE WON THE WARTRUMP CONFIRMED HE WON THE WAR> TRUMP CONFIRMED HE WON THE WARTRUMP CONFIRMED HE WON THE WAR
>>532660712Fuck Trumps team are so pathetic. Literally everything they do is to protect his ego.
>>532660712Literally all we have are narratives. We are a paper tiger
>>532660699NothingEverything
>>532660517>My moneys on an ongoing operationNo shit, half of Centcom's and Israel's air forces are in the air right now.
if you guys haven't noticed but the ptg nigger kike shills who cross post here are pro vance not pro trump shillsso attack vance instead of trump and palantirthat is who the nigger kike shills work forhave been feuding with those faggots for two years now alreadythe spam here is through the roof because this stuff is vance related (massive massive inorganic shill activity)you can test it out, just shit talk the prince of palantir
>>532660514Fucking save this and archive it, and tomorrow we fucking shove it down the throat of every kike media that's pushing these talks happening
>>532660479I can't wait for cope from thirdie trash that thought Iran is going to win a war with the united states lmao
nothing will happen you're all falling for it again award
>>532660393Vance is in Hungary campaigning for Orban. This shit ain't believable.
>>532660845damn this bitch looks tired of Bloumpf taconiggering, just like me
>>532660838>it's either reopen the strait or get their infrastructure bombed. so they're reopening the strait.RIGHT LOL SURE
>>532660479>Iran would be retarded to agree to the ceasefireEasy to say sitting in America.
>>532660844>>532660950https://xcancel.com/CMShehbaz/status/2041596151108137363/history
Fallout 3 thread, heckin' based!
>>532660250Who else watching the news live waiting for the TACO?
Donald here. Just fuck this shit. I am going to bomb the sand niggers to hell and hang Tucker Carlson on the White House lawn and have a dozen dogs eat that piece of shit. Tonight, tonight won`t be just any night. Dead, dead sand niggers everywhere. Donald.
>>532660791> Trump eating tacosPepperidge Farm remembers…Fuck this cursed timeline, man :,(
>>532660712Elon buying Twitter is such a catastrophe for the world holy shit, a playground for all the dumbest world leaders to spew their propaganda
>>532660665>why would the Iranians prefer to talk with Vance rather than with a literal JewReal mystery
man, when nothing ends up happening you’re gonna look so dumb…
>>532660816Not from an Iranian perspective. In such a case they chickened out which is bad for the goverment.
>>532660727You can't grow foreskin back.You can't stop being MIGA.
>>532660906>>532660514>it's realLMAO
US warplane spotted over Baghdadhttps://t.me/rasedal3ado138e/341558They're going to hit early
sources including my uncle's uncle have confirmed that a ceasefire is nearit's over
>>532660952You're thirdie trash to retard
give me that taco I WANT THAT TACO
>>532660984you have a lot of faith in iran not caving, huh?
I bet the orange nigger baited me to stay up for nothing again.
>>532660479This seems like hopium
Iran is sticking to their conditions. No ceasefire.
>>532660514>politicians have staff draft their tweetsNothing burger
>>532661017
MES CRASHING HARD>MES CRASHING HARDMES CRASHING HARD>MES CRASHING HARD
>>532660942Yeah uh whatever glowie nobody fuckin asked kill yourself immediately
>>532660250You are delusional if you think anything happens in two hours.
>>532660996>https://xcancel.com/CMShehbaz/status/2041596151108137363/history>it's realahahahha ohnononono
>>532660479>20 day ceasefire>the kikes get their ammo and missiles restocked>go back to bombing 12 days inI've seen this script before
The bells of the local church are ringingIT'S HAPPENINGAAAAAAA
The "talks" are just market manipulation how many fucking times has there been "talks" and "navy is utterly obliterated" now
Nothing happens. Stop being hysterical faggots.
>>532661063I'm white. speak for yourself.
>>532660987I hope they don't agree so we wipe out their infrastructure, hopefully be bomb Karun Dam 4 (there are 4 more dams downstream of it that would all be taken out if it was destroyed by the ensuing water flow. Also the city of Ahraz near the top of the persian gulf is right on the river and would be destroyed)
>>532660743because having all the gold in the world doesn't make turbines spawn magically
the war will continue and JD Vance lied about the ceasefire again (all JD Vance did a ceasefire things are lies)Tucker will launder JD Vance reputation for 2028 that is their plan.Nice try Tucker Ciason, won't work. Vance and Kent are stuck with this crap too.
>>532660514How is this a Whitehouse header? Could it be a draft from Pakistan government?
>>532660514>>532660950*Draft - Turk Anon's message on /pig/*
>>532661083>you have a lot of faith in iran not caving, huh?Not without something substantial, no.
Nothing ever happens (and that's a good thing)
>>532659244>We can be destroyed simply by us sinking our own credit rating and force-deflating our overconsumption by 90%. There wouldn't even be a lot of riots, because our people would have to walk to get there.
>>532660514Pakistan will lose their tanker access over this probably. Why are they this retarded?
>>532661056Iranian sources are far more reliable when it comes to this stuff, kek
>>532660250What would lemay have to say about all this? He always wanted to bomb someone to the Stone Age.
Gay psyop failedBack to war
Taco just flew over my house
>>532660514The white house taco stand is open for business.
>>532661169Vance doesn't stand a chance in 2028 if all he does is back up Trump's retardation
>>532660720I want to fuck Israel so badly, cum deep in her slimy Jewess pussy
My father owns Iran and he is going to surrender and then fuck your mother.
>>532661057Fake and gay I just checked. Same as always. I hate you faggots so much.
so basically nothing has changed in iran, oil prices will be up for a looong time considering that all the infrastructure will have to be rebuilt AND ships will have to pay 2 million bucks per transit? the art of the deal
>>532660479>>532660514>>532660712
>>532661111Checked.
>>532661128>its already happened>the countdown is just a diversion
>>532661121they can just ban pakistani tankers for their betrayal with the constant fake ceasefire talks
>Iran is seriously considering a ceasefire with these termslol
>>532661256what do you mean?
>>532661256oh shit I'm right
Fighting as the victimAlways wanting more
IRAN has reached 99th missile salvo, 100th will be a NUKE ON ISRAEL, PRAISE BE TO ALLAH>>532660514they are bullshitting the world, iran has already said they ceased ALL TALKS countless times
>>532660712>Side thats supposed an intermediary is part of the opposing sidekino plot
>>532661257There is zero negotiation you all are retards. Taco buying retards.
>>532660393The best case peace scenario for Iran is >US stops all hostilities in return for opening the strait>US agrees to allow Iran to enrich nuclear uranium in return for ceasing support for Shia militants in Iraq>US establishes a drawdown of troops in the Middle East in return for Iran ceasing support of Russia against Ukraine>US ends tariffs on Iranian oil on condition that Iran sells it to Japan and South Korea at a fair price
CRUDE BELOW 100 AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seems like Iran has rejected US conditions. Will the US concede?
>>532661164Pretty simple : dwarfmaxx and rename Iran into Neo Khazad Dum
>>532660706>DON'T SURRENDERGo join them in Tehran and fight
>>532661063>>532661158Also, UAE is not third world. Iran fans are mostly from third world countries like Pakistan and the UK.
>>532661158>I'm white
>>532660996Archive it and include the link in the original image pls, I would but I'm away from my computer
>>532660479Luckily they didn't. These people are absolutely retarded.
>>532661309Pakistan constantly undermining Irans posture with those US fake ceasefire talks is acting hostile to Iran.
>>532661160>I hope they don't agree so we wipe out their infrastructure, hopefully be bomb Karun Dam 4 (there are 4 more dams downstream of it that would all be taken out if it was destroyed by the ensuing water flow. Also the city of Ahraz near the top of the persian gulf is right on the river and would be destroyed)equal destruction would be visited on Israel of course so that's fine
Perfidious Iran strikes again during negotiations
>>532661169The best bet is genuinely to let Trump create a fire so large that it will burn him, Israel and the West too. At least then Iran could come out of this looking like a sympathetic party. If it agrees to a ceasefire now, it will get pummeled in the coming months by more wars and color revolutions. It's absolutely suicidal to give up now when they have the chance to at least be vindicated that America is "The Great Satan" if it creates this global catastrophe
>>532660724
>>532660712Lots of assumptions in this tweet
>>532660665>vance is the one negotiatingJD Vance is in Europe, he was in Hungary earlier today. Where did he go from there? Is he travelling to the sandbox?
what did he mean by this
all this because kamala was a brave woman for the chuds of yankland
>>532661309>muslim extremist pariah state showing more grace than ((((((judeo-christians)))))Satansissies, our response?
>>532661364Wish your fat ass showed up. They are waiting for you still.
>>532661169Vance lied, Americans died
>>5326614002 hours until total TACO!!!!!!!!!
>Israel is severely weak in terms of interceptor systems; a David's Sling missile from the 2026 reserves, which was produced only a few months ago, has been used.>This means that Israel is using the last few dozen defensive missiles in its inventory.Kikes are now butt naked, but missiles can come in
>>532660250Happening bros just imagine if it does actually happen and TACO fails
>>532661309just take a look at this thread, the sotry is developing in a funny way
>>532661439idk can a muslim anon translate?
>>532661361They have the mountains to do that feasibly
>>532661439This is kind of pathetic, not for me to say, of course, but damn...
>>532661309This has been proven directed by the white house in this very thread
>>532660250>>Trump Ultimatum: 1h 45minsstill two weeks
>>532661406ya i'm fine with that..... well in theory Iran has no ability to do that and there are no major dams in Israel like the karun river dams
>>532661350You will never win. You have zero negotiation skill. You do not understand this. It is unreal reading these stupid statements.
>>532661476>the seething nafoids do NOT want a ceasefirethat's how I know you're just larping as anti-zionist
>>532661348>There is zero negotiation you all are retards.TrueBut that won't stop the TACO
we have liftoff and are aiming for the jugular.
>>532661439Nothing ever happens, but this is kinda spook
I ordered chicken tacos for delivery tonight (power of suggestion) and restaurant just rang me up to say they’re out of tortillas :(
>>532661177>>532661113>Pakistan's PM MessageI doubt that came from their own government anon....>>532660712
>>532661439because >>532661057he's bait
>>532660250A whole civilization will die tonight.
IRAN IS WINNING US HEGEMONY IS OVER CHINA #1PETRODOLLAR IS OVER OH NO NO NO THIRDIES YOU LOST AHAHAH
>>532661309see >>532661111
>>532661169Vance has already been made to go through the humiliation of a Trump loyalty test with that bullshit about nuclear suicide vests. He's not doing shit in 2028.
>>532661407>PerfidiousNope, tit-for-tat, and Iran announced them well in advancenot their fault you fell for the meme negotiations like the low IQ migger you are
>>532661309Iran will totally do this, totally believable. Let everything flood through Hormuz while America builds up weapons and troops. Totally real.
>>532661361>dwarfmaxx and rename Iran into Neo Khazad DumIf they did, I would move there and fight kikes in the tunnels with axe and shield.
>>532661439>>532661489Basically it says, "O Allah, you are surely the Most Forgiving, you love forgiveness so have forgiveness on me"
lookner is having a bowl of cereal guys
>>532661309the retarded iranians that would have get this ''deal'' are all dead lmao. irgc will not fall for it. the zog shot themself in the foot
>>532661391I'll do it and go further I'll make it the next OP and bake
>>532661439TALKS FAILEDAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
>>532660970cute
>>532661158With that flag you really have to post passport. There are five states of India with less % of Indians than the UAE.>>532661489>Oh God, you are merciful and love to forgive, therefore, forgive me
>Trump surrendered to Iran without firing a single shot.It's genuinely over for America, isn't it? I need to find a new place to move to before they beging preventing people from leaving. Suggestions?
>>532661553>aiming for the jugular.meaningless kikespeak considering we're 40 days in
>>532661439lol
this war gets the fakest war ever award
>>532661374>UAE is not third world
>>532661618OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>532661351These tacoing niggers.again. it's about to go to the moon at 8.
I'M GONNA FUCKING JUMP IT'S OVER
>>532661609For what though
>>532661361they will rebuild everything military related underground if they have any sense
turks, arabs, persians all looking pretty buck broken right now
>>532660712For anyone still somehow doubting Pakistan is nothing more than a CIAnigger base.
>>532661439yeah it's over, bombing will continue
>>532661648Israel.
Pizza index pumping
I have some info from up to prepare new oil tanker contracts do what you think with that information
hopefully isreal attacks iran anyway and we just have to back them up. this is fucking shameful.
>>532661477It seems the only reason for this ceasefire is to let kike cockroaches restock, Iran would be retarded to take it.
I hate the middle east so much its unrealsend every jew and jew lover back to israel then nuke it all
>>532661648It's not that much better in the other parts of the world. The worse you will have is a Civil War 2.
>>532661529>in theory Iran has no ability to do that and there are no major dams in Israel like the karun river damsI'm sure Israel is going to be just fine since dams are the only way you can hurt a country
>>532661216Iran and Pakistan are not allies. Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are, the saudis bankrolled the pakistani nuclear program on the condition they could get weapons if they needed them. Iran and pakistan have both run proxy conflicts against each other in afghanistan and among the Baloch/ Baluch minorities. Pakistan is also concerned about the Shia militia the IRGC-qf raised in syria from pakistani shia they recruited.
>>532661685Al-'Afoo means Pardoner of Sins, it's a general prayer to say to God
>>532661635Like always. There are no talks this is tacoing of the highest caliber.
>>532661635Permanent Ambassador to Iran said no cease fire.
>>532661309>iran just needs to stop talking to turkey and pakistan ffs, these are zogged countries that are actively working with the usa and israel
>>532661590the play is for tucker and kent to slobber and reputation launder him, the two of them take more principled stances then push vance past rubioso the adelson buttboy is out, vance is still hyper pro israel and he hates europe I think genuinely because he is a sperg
how close were the previous TACOs to their supposed deadlines? How long do we have to wait until it happens again?
how much time until deadline?
>>532661598I was being sarcastic. Wait are you the same nigger who wasn't reading my posts properly last thread as well. We gotta stop doing this bro.
>>532661800go away groyper no one cares that you're mad
>>532661560>I doubt that came from their own government anon....yup, it'd be "PM's message" just as if Pakistan were writing a tweet for Netanyahu to post, it'd say "Israel's PM's message"
>>532661635dont give me hope coconigger im already too depressed to be hurt again
Omg this cuck out is gonna be like Prigo's fucking Moscow march again
Alright bros time to work out a peace treaty, what do YOU think the Middle-East should look like now?
>>532661732What about the gay bar index ?
>A source
>>532661764>Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are, they are not really and saudis don't have cash the second iran destroys their pipelinewhat then pakistan? the saudis can't pay you
>>532661773Pretty amazing innit? Trillions are lost cause of literal fake news. If you didn't want want the stock market to fall, you should not of made war
>>5326618172omre weeks
>>532661732Index is dropping
>>532661309>goodwillIf murdering your entire government unprovoked DURING PEACE TALKS and watching decades of Putins faggot ass "goodwill hunting" doesnt learn them something nothing will. Bomb the kikes with doritos cool ranch.
these two tankers are on standby and circling to refuel the B2's from RAF Fairford.
>>532661817Less than 2 hours
>>532661439Hes asking forgiveness for negotiating a ceasefire dumbasses
>>532661817An hour and 50 minutes
>>532661685Nuking Tel-Aviv Inshallah
>>5326618172 weeks
>>53266181701:50:50https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqIp1Q4CU7s
>>532661732Has a Maryland or DC anon ever gone to these places during happenings to actually confirm the whole glowpizza hypothesis?
Bombers have turned back. Happening over. Just another TACO Tuesday as per usual. Hope yall bought the dip
>>532661742Iran said no cease fire, only the kikes are claiming an agreement was reached. Lies again. Iranians people do not want a cease fire let alone the IRGC or their Ayatollah
IRAN has reached 99th missile salvo, 100th will be a NUKE ON ISRAEL, PRAISE BE TO ALLAHPRAISE BE TO ALLAH PRAISE BE TO ALLAH PRAISE BE TO ALLAH PRAISE BE TO ALLAHNUKE ON ISRAEL NUKE ON ISRAEL
>>532661856Completely open borders
>>532661865Fuck that cunt
>>532661865Should tell Iran that since it's bombing right now.
All the shills from the influx left? We still have our regular
>>532661856a giant craterproblem solved
>>532661758They are the most effective assuming the enemy has something downstream. Like you could fuck up the US pretty hard by hitting a single dam. Sure we'd survive but it'd hurt a lot.
>>532661860Throbbing
So now that the dust has settled and the TACO + nothingburger is all but guaranteed, can somebody explain why are we STILL falling for these back and forth fake ultimatums and fake ceasefires? There's been like a dozen of them and they were all bullshit. /pol/ needs to do better, I don't come here for bullshit sensationalism
1h 50m until TACO time.
>>532661846join the IDF so you get killed by a Hezbollah FPV drone
>>532661856
>>532661672are you some manual laborer who never visited europe and usa in their life? life standards are way lower.Third world doesn't mean unaffiliated with America or Soviet Union anymore. There's no Soviet Union. It just means poor and undeveloped. India, Pakistan, Haiti
>>532661011happy pepe day dohnauld
>>532660712US is pathetic
>>532661709They are opportunists, which is neccesary when you are in a fucked strategic position. Their main allies are Saudi Arabia and China.
>>532661865https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#m>https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#mhttps://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#m>https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#mhttps://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#m>https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#mhttps://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#m>https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#mhttps://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#m>https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#mhttps://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#m>https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2041634797685006411#m
https://x.com/ahmadslmanx/status/2041639211644690921
>>532661709>For anyone still somehow doubting Pakistan is nothing more than a CIAnigger base.I'm an old-school India-Pakistan peacenik and man the one thing our countries have in common is how embarrassing we can be.
Buckle up buckarooesSomething big is about to happen ^_^
>>532661439I want to go to bed don't give me false hope
>>532660831>happenings I seek>but all faked by Jews >not a day for us something new>open mind for a schizo view>but nothing else happens
Theory: US will claim ceasefire, Iran won't play along, US will claim betrayal as an added justification to do their big bombing run. Pakistan can try sell to their unenthusiastic population their own upcoming participation in the war that is demanded by their alliance to KSA for when its vital infrastructure gets hit in retaliation.
>>532661978tsmt
Has any official Iranian comms channel confirmed anything about this “deal”? For some reason I doubt that the thing miraculously achieved mere hours before Trump would have to put up or shut up is actually real
>>532661919They order the pizzas to go
>/pig/ denied the pilot rescue L>now they deny the ceasefireWill they deny the resumption of shipping too?
>>532661865barak ravid is the source
>>532661994Trumo?
>>532662015a real holocaust?
>>532661817>how much time until deadline?
>>532661439>what did he mean by this>done something bad you knew was bad>just ask for forgiveness and all is okayis this the muslim version of chicken swinging?
>>532661994Fake and gay there is no talks. It implies gave something up as Iran told him to fuck off.
>>532661865>trump accepted a two week ceasefirethe US wants the ceasefire, Israel has run out of interceptors and the US is pressed for time to move material into theatera ceasefire is not something the US grants Iran but something the US has to give Iran something for (and they got nothing but more betrayal and sucker punches)mario is suck a mark
>>532661860
>>532661534>you will never winWhat?
>>532661885interdasting
>>532661882Refuelers are still over Jordan, all indexes show happening still imminent. Markets are extremely fearful
>>532661685>For what thoughFor cucking out. Unironically.
>>532661994this faggot is only wrong 99.97% of the time so there is still more of a chance this is real than you are a real woman
B1's B2's and B52's are enroute. It's going down.
>>532661994
New thread up!>>532662043>>532662043
>>532661964this is what american foreign policy has been reduced to, we can only observe
>>532661534>>532662101uh oh you're doing this passive aggressive bitch tirade again
>>532661865A Mario Nafwal confirmation is almost as genuine as a Barak Ravid one
>>532661979>Dubai needs poop truck convey to remove all the shit from Burj Khalifa and other places>developed>not third world
>>532662163
>>532662163It always wasBuckle up
>>532661865False. Iran said no such thing
>>532662015Indeed there are no talks, this has all been bullshit for some weird smokescreen because I'm sure trumps retarded advisors assured him if they just give Israel the green light they can end the war tonight (they cant) They'll hit a bunch of civilian infrastructure and Iran will respond by taking the entire region to hell with them. Tomorrow is gonna be a fucked up day
>>532661732>pizza being delivered >gay bars quieter than usual>something might be happening
Im going to bed. Wake me up if something happens.
>>532662163get ready to be van'ed you dumb nigger
>>532662156They are always there. Do you like not watch? they swap out every 5 hours.
>>532662163They turned around an hour ago
>>532662156I LOVE BEING IN EXTREME FEAR
>>53266181714 days
>>532661489>>532661685It's one of the more "potent" of prayers so to speak. Not necessarily out of desperation, but especially recommended to be said during times of hardship.
NEW THREAD>>532662043 >>532662043 >>532662043
>>532662051This is correct.
>>532662156its probably going down they want the civilians to leave with fake ceasefire reports?
>>532661982literally me>finding a good wife and living in the woodsvs>just vaporise me with a nuke
>>532662197Fake and gay like all your fake and gay posts. Stay mad faggot.
>>532661865so, what will they blame this time when the attacks start in a couple of hours?>>532661964>can somebody explain why are we STILL falling for these back and forth fake ultimatums and fake ceasefires?you are falling for the narrative pushed by american + zionist media + shillbots.it's fake. they are "negotiating" with ghosts. take a look at >>532661553 and >>532661885. wtf do you think that means?
>>532661994>trump agreed toThe only person trump "agreed with" would be him talking to himself.
>>532662205It doesn't, that was a temporary solution in 2008 because the building was finished before the sewer system was finished. This whole place was an almost empty desert in 2000.
>>532662256>>532662256>>532662256>>532662256>>532662256baked and CIA and government approved
>>532661361BORN UNDERGROUNDSUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONERAISED IN THE DARKTHE SAFETY OF OUR MOUNTAIN HOMESKIN MADE OF IRONSTEEL IN OUR BONESTO DIG AND DIG MAKES US FREE,COME ON, BROTHERS-- SING WITH MEhttps://youtu.be/iUAZXZV2wNA?si=8mHIeCJ9RRRdI5B4
India is colonizing Texas, New Jersey and California in solidarity with Iran>>532659138
>>532661994>My mom just confirmed to me that the pizza rolls are ready>I've asked to clarify if they have cooled off yet. Waiting for a reply
>>532662230They're loitering and refueling while waiting orders.
>>532661856Islamism defeatedIslamic revolution in Iran has failed, 0 zero muslim countries help them because they are Persians firstAlso Gazans are Palestinians not muslimsGood riddance
>>532662222Check, and will do.
>>532662122Oh shit. It's happening.
>>532660574Repeat after me /pol/:NOTHINGEVER HAPPENS
I wonder if I’ll hear the nukes or maybe see a flash from all the way down here, that would be cool, more likely that I see nothing and everyone was exaggerating nukes the whole time.
>>532662122>>532662466it's only tuesday
Did they just delete new bread
>>532662051Judaism wins over Islamism. Fact.
>>532662289Nigga what are you talking about, they have been bombing Iran for six weeks, some bombers flying out is literally business as usual
>>532662524Everyone has secretly agreed to just nuke Australia because it wouldn't have any noticeable effect
>>532661964Because sooner or later pissrael is going to fool him into following through on one of them.
>>532661994>TrumoHe makes the same constant spelling mistakes I do fr fr
>>532661973How are they trading with Israel? Equal scores, or a long long way behind?
>>532662632>some bombersare you retarded? have you not been paying attention? it's not just "some bombers". they are moving a ton of planes from the US, Europe and parts of the middle east for the last couple of days.
>>532661113>the pakistani PMs assistant is going to call his draft "Pakistan's PM Message on X"
>>532660250I wish Bethesda wasn't shit
>>532662607>Did they just delete new breadyes
lol only retards think a ceasefire is happening
>>532661439>Major world leader is prayingNothing sisters... I'm losing faith
>>532661994A source very familiar with the way Trump's janitor thinks just confirmed it!
>>532661817Fortnite
>>532662857>>532662607they have been deleting everything good today its fucking annoying. they have also been brigading me in /vg/ and /tg/ and i assume anywhere else I want to post. anyway I still think we should induce a volcanic eruption in mt damavand and then fuck off from iran. Watching 10% of the muslims convert to zorastrianism like the gnostic christian schism i induced 10 years ago would be hilarious, plus it shows off our terraforming skills for when we going to mars.
I'm just not seeing a pre-ceasefire escalation that you usually get as generals try to finish their current op for their memoirs
WELL?!?!?!?!?!WEREALLFUCKINGWAITINGISTHEAPOCALYPSEGONNADROPORISITTWOMOREWEEKS?
