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rollin for no war
NEW TRUTH SOICAL POST
>america has raised the 13-starred banner of the emmanentized eschaton>iran has raised the chartreuse flag of retard culling
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116365796713313030
it's over
>>532664308>>532664299hmmm
Guys... not happening...
TACO ALERT>TACO ALERTTACO ALERT>TACO ALERTTACO ALERT>TACO ALERTTACO ALERT>TACO ALERTTACO ALERT>TACO ALERTTACO ALERT>TACO ALERT
SAY IT /pig/S.
>>53266415390% ceasefire according to the Polymarket>90% ceasefire according to the PolymarketITS OVER
DOMINICA BRO MY TIME IS DONEYOUR TIME HAS COME
>>532664308>>532664299>>532664196 >>532664168 Actual bots
>>532664153HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532664153im sorry for what the jannies did to u komşu (and im going to bed trump will TACO nothing will happen)
>Two weeks
>>532664362KEK
>>532664299>>532664308totally organic
TWO MORE WEEKS
WELL?!?!?!?!?!WEREALLFUCKINGWAITINGISTHEAPOCALYPSEGONNADROPORTWOMOREWEEKS.
HE TACO'D AHAHAHAHAHA
OFFICIAL TACO>OFFICIAL TACOOFFICIAL TACO>OFFICIAL TACOOFFICIAL TACO>OFFICIAL TACOOFFICIAL TACO>OFFICIAL TACO
is this the thread?
TACOACO
Going to repeat this.there are no talks, this has all been bullshit for some weird smokescreen because I'm sure trumps retarded advisors assured him if they just give Israel the green light they can end the war tonight (they cant)They'll hit a bunch of civilian infrastructure and Iran will respond by taking the entire region to hell with them. Tomorrow is gonna be a fucked up dayBot farm is fully active, threads hit post limit in 20 mins or less. An operation is underway and given the traffic here its a complete fuckup
>>532664362TWO MORE WEEKS
nothing ever happens
>>532664418https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116365796713313030
Why is America forced to negotiate with a nation that possesses 1/10 of its power?
FUCKING TACO
Two weeks will allow US to build up troops in the region but will give Iran time to load their enriched uranium onto a missile
I want that ai Trump guy to do his countdown thing. It will be funny to see as the timer goes to 0. Don't tell me he's sleeping right now.
So does Iran accept this ceasefire?
TACO
>>532664484BITCHED
POSTING IN DA TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BREAD AHAHAHAHHAHA
It's joever, Iran has bent the knee
TACO'DLOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trump didn't do it because he doesn't want to get impeached.Sources inside the white house say that JD Vance was ready to call for the 25th amendment if trump went forwards today with the strike.
TWO WEEKS CONFIRMEDTIME TO GO HOME, FOLKS
TWOMOREWEEEEEEEEEEEKS
T W OM O R EW E E K S
TACO TUESDAY
If Trump cucks, Israel takes another salami slice (Petrochem and Aluminum plants, today). If he doesn't, it's a sign air defenses are preparedfor Iran's final chimpout.
>>532664484OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
TACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACO
>>532662917Yeah what gives? Is this confirmed?"YOU'RE FIRED!!!!11!!!1!!!11""no."
>iran declines the deal>brings out the nukes>SKRILLEX - Bangarang starts blasting full volume>trump announces hes muslim>insallah americans>its sharia time>nukes the fuck out of pissrael>the whole world is wondering who hacked the news stations and is airing these shitposts>trump announced as the new religious leader of iranians>palestine gets turned into palestineland>disnelyand proceeds to file bankruptcy
TACO TUESDAY!
>>532664342Actually for tkd>digits
TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL
this is the threadTKDGLASS ISRAEL
>>532664153It's one and a half hours, nigger.
Like clockworkSee you in 2 weeks
FRUCK TRUMPI WANT A FUCKING ESCALATOR
>>532664531doesn't matter trump has TACO so he won't do shit
TACO HAHAH
So is the strait open or what?
THE STRAIT IS OPEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
now what the fuck are we supposed to do bros
BOMBERS STILL LOITERING. AWAITING CEASEFIRE ORDER.
2 MORE WEEKSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKING TACO
>>532664440You lost again! TRUMP DEFEATED IRAN!>RUSSIADEFEATED>UKRAINEBROUGHT TO HEEL>VENEZUELA DEFEATED>IRANDEFEATED>HOUTHISDEFEATED>SYRIADEFEATED>BRICSIN SHAMBLES >EUKEKED FOREVERYOU'RE NEXT CUBA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One week + 7 days TACO
Sorry to make the extra /pig/ greekanon, I can't delete itCarry on
DOES IRAN ACCEPT OR MAKE ANY COMMENT REGARDING THIS CEASEFIRE?
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116365796713313030IT'S OVERIRAN CAPITULATESHORMUSSY OPEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO
>>532664560Iran says no. He is talking to himself.
>>532664560He built the wall as he said he would, The wall of COPE!BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
>>532664484So what are the ten points?
>>532664627Trump has concepts of the strait opening
>>532664362Did they tell Iran that?
>>532664646Make Tacos.
>>532664418Israel is going to attack in two minutes, aren't they?
>>532664531they won trump is fine to go ahead with their original 10 demands
AHAHAHAHAHAHATHAT FUCKING DUMB ORANGE NIGGERAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>still falling for taco Tuesdayyou guys are gay just like this market pumping on hopium. the kikes are bombing iran right now and iran will retaliate. friday dump incoming.
Trump lost to Iran lol the strait is still closed
>>532664642>THE STRAIT IS OPEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUnder Iran's control.HAHAHAHA
This is embarrassing holy shit
>Fake deal so Trump can bitch outMIGA in shambles
TRUMP KEKEDIRAN GETS ITS PEACE DEALMIGGERS IN SHAMBLESQUEUE THE JEW RAT KVETCH AND SEETHE
>>532664665TACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACO
Told you so lmao
>>532664684STRAIT STATUS
ok ngl this is an iranian loss, maybe they're taking more damage than we realized
Miggers on suicide watch
>two more weeks
ALWAYS bet on nothing
>>532664712They've been attacking all day. I don't see them stopping.
STRAITS OPEN IRAN LOST LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532664716Hormuz being open sounds like this gets rejectedscreencap
>The bombers are still flying
>subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuzthey won't, but Trump will say they did because you can pass if you pay them (in yuan of course)
>>532664153Will Trump have his favorite meal for dinner tonight?
>>532664762O P E N
TACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACOTACO TACO
How long until the inevitable Iran post going>"Uh yeah no, that's not what we agreed on. The straight is still closed. Also pay the toll"
>>532664390There ris zero confirmation. Not a single piece of evidence of ceasefire. And when rockets from Iran fire in about an hour you will make excuses.
Did he just... negotiated with himself again? There is no Iranian posts about this, right?
MAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUT>MAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUTMAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUT>MAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUTMAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUT>MAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUTMAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUT>MAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUTMAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUT>MAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUTMAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUT>MAJOR LEAGUE KWABOUT
PAKIS STOPPED ARMAGEDDONPAJEETS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>532664681Their Permanent Ambassador to the UN said NO CEASE FIRE. Trump is talking to himself, then tacoing by himself. As expected
I fucking told you nothing was gonna happen.
>>532664418Iran would be slitting their own throat if they accepted this.
>>532664684>subject toso it’s a hypothetical ceasefire?
>>532664684TOTAL FUCKING VICTORY. MAGA
>mfw
Isn't Iran's 10 point total American withdrawal from ME?
Take it from here lads, new baker needed!
I WANT 100 MILLIONS DEADFUXK THIS
>>532664153digits and trump cucksi hate the antichristi denounce the talmudCHRIST IS KINGAmerica will one day be free.
>>532664153May I see the open strait?
>>532664830i'm giving a 70% chance
>>532664681>DOES IRAN ACCEPT OR MAKE ANY COMMENT REGARDING THIS CEASEFIRE?Not sure, Israel just successfully tookout their commanders again.
>>532664484WALL OF COPE
T A C OACO
Trump WIN
>>532664837lmaooo
>>532664805Flying home you mean lmao
>>532664799Hormussy will remain close no matter the orange migger gesticulations
>>532664763No evidence of Iran agreeing to anything this is just Trump TACOing unilaterally. Remember he said the strait would just open naturally once the fighting stops?
>>532664836yes>I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz
>>532664575>air defenses are preparedWith what exactly?Armata tanks?
Iran caved and is going to collapse now. What a fucking joke of a country
>believing anything trump saysi'll wait for iran to confirm, thank you
>>532664891Yes and control of hormuzTHIS IS A LOAD OF SHITE
>>532664799victory conditions were to achieve pre war settings?Not a cope at all
Is strait actually open or is Drunf just talking to himself again
WHAT IS HE THINKING RIGHT NOW???
Are shills trying to drown /pig/ out so people can't see what's happening?
>Iran is seriously considering a ceasefire with these termslmaoshitskins cucking out as per usual
>>532664153Malaka souvlaki bro. It would be awesome if you post bread with two weeks deadline template
>>532664523Israel nevers obeys ceasefires.
>get supreme leader killed>bombed to dust>accept agreement and opens the straitlmao
alright see /pig/ in 2 weeks these threads not really needed anymore till then
>>532664855Stfu English teacher
inb4 some dumbass IRGC commander fires a couple BMs somewhere
Trump status?
Is the hormussy open
well done mr. president someone give him another peace prize
Iranians are truly fucking retarded. See you all in 2 weeks when Israel starts this shit again.
nothing everhappens
>>532664863HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEETHE SHITSKINIRAN GONNA GET COLOR REVOLUTION'D IN THOSE 2 WEEKS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532664684>we won all military objectives >so here's this hypothetical peace treaty>p-pleaseNNNIIIIGGGAAA PLEEEEASE
HAHAHAHA TRUMP CAPITULATEDIran was going to go after the tech giant's infrastructure in the region, costing Trump and his family's investments BILLIONS.
>>532664153>TACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAYTACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAY>TACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAYTACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAY
>subject to reopening the strait?Uhh
>>532664418Okay so...is the hormussy open or not?
>>532664951Go be a lying cunt somewhere else
lollmaoeverything is fake and gay. bloviation, lies, and perfidy.
>>532664962later>I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz
>>532664153>#777Checked
AM GONNA TACOOOO
>>532664799anon...have you seen the 10 demands that trump mentioned in the truthpost ....
Strait status?Gulf status?China status?Hegemon status,?
LMAO >- Iranian missile launches to central Israel.>- Iranian missile launches to central Israel.>- Iranian missile launches to central Israel.
Welcome to the Pakistani century, boys
>>532664990flip flopping like pancakes
subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz>subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuzsubject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz>subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuzsubject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz>subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuzsubject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz>subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of HormuzThey don't have an agreement.
Trump won AND now NATO is irrelevant hahahahahahahahahahahaha thanks for playing you idiots!
>>532664874Considering Ashura, it would be culture appropriate
It's not really TACO if his threat worked though is it
TACO'd
>>532664996No. It will remain close no matter the words Trump is saying to himself
Do people not realize this is just Trump saying this and Iran in no way, shape or form has agreed to opening the Strait or accepting this ceasefire.....
So Trump just capitulated. Israel ain't gonna be happy.
>>532664970>Pakistan requestsI don't see anything from Iran there.
INTERMITTENT CONNECTION ERRORSGLOWIES AT INTERCEPTION LEVEL 9000SHIT IS ABOUT TO HAPPENDEATH TO BAAL
>>532664966>trump clone golem number 74 activated
>>532664941i mean if its a lie it will be pretty obvious because iran will just continue launching missiles, if they actually settle on this ceasefire this will only allow zog to come back again in the future with a better plan
>>532664060She's getting cuter and cuter.
I want to rape this retard so bad. I want to hurt and humiliate her with my dick and beat the shit out of her and gasp for air.
OIL CONTRACT PRICES TANKING.
Trick Iran into ceasefire........ then boom.Iran falls for it again
Missiles in the aircalm the fuck downapologise to the two real anons itt who said this is a load of shite
So when does the ceasefire start?
>>532665023It's a two way ceasefire.>Iran opens strait>US stops bombing>negotiations for a peace deal on going
>MISSILE LAUNCH FROM IRAN>MISSILE LAUNCH FROM IRAN>MISSILE LAUNCH FROM IRAN>MISSILE LAUNCH FROM IRAN>MISSILE LAUNCH FROM IRANTACO BROS?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w
Miggers are going to treat an 11th hour deal after a self inflicted crisis that's going to still hurt the economy like Covid as a victory, and then be emboldened to do some stupid shit like invade Cuba.
ban taco spam
And the american century of humiliation startedHormussy is still closed
>>532664966>Nice i can get more interceptor missiles and have Ukraninans train more man to down shitty iranian suicide drones.
>>532664684so he made a deal with PAKISTAN
>>532664684>double sidedbut Israel is the one attacking Iran...
>>532665047>Strait status?DILATED>Gulf status?SECURE>China status?BUYING AMERICAN OIL>Hegemon status,?P E R M A N E N T
>>532665048and there's the answer
MISSILES INCOMINGGGGGGG
He fucking Taco we told you miggers now go KYS
I think he declared it without hearing back from Iran...?They would never reopen the strait just because
>>532664153specific legislation is article 28 of the fourth geneva convention, article 51(7) of Additional Protocol I and The Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, (Article 8(2)b (xxiii)) (that's pronounced Article eight, paragraph two, subparagraph b, subparagraph twenty-three.)Iran just lost all their leverage with the international criminal court and any other global authority on warfare, the west as a collective unit now has carte blanche to hunt down members of their government under international law, and make them stand trial for this if they keep pushing their luck. tl;dr they really fucked up, this was not a good idea, they gave trump everything he needs to get what he wants out of Iran now.
Trump announces a 2 week ceasefire + reopening of the Strait. This was mediated by Pakistan. Details soon
WAIT A MINUTEBUZZER BEATER INBOUND
TWOWEEKSTWOWEEKSTWOWEEKSTWOWEEKSTWOWEEKS
>>532665048is this another unilateral agreement that doesn't include Israel?
>>532664944Trump humiliation spree is real ahahah
TRUMP WON AGAINHAHAAHAHA
>HORMUSSY IS OPEN FOR TRUMPS HUGE COCK >HORMUSSY IS OPEN FOR TRUMPS HUGE COCK >HORMUSSY IS OPEN FOR TRUMPS HUGE COCK
iran on suicide watch, trump unironically won
>>532665048I dont think israel is a part of this.I FUCKING TOLD YOU BROS. HOUTHI STYLE CEASEFIRE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532665011The war continues, they know the kikes have no more interceptors. Never believe Trump or the kikes
>>532665025Lying about what you dumbfuck, Trump threatened Iran and they capitulated to him. The Strait is open, America has been given an objective victory in every possible way and now Iran is free to get raped from color revolution and war in the future once again.
>>532664486Is this you?
>>532665147Imagine if the TACO let Iran keep bombarding Israel.
Could be a head fake
uh
>>532665153TACO TACO AHAHAHAHA
IRANIAN MISSILES INBOUND TO TEL AVIV
>>532665055BOMBERS STILL LOITERING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>532665205Whats a dual sided ceasefire or whatever bullshit language they used?
>>532665048KEKKKK BASED IRAN
HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>532665147btw there isn't a single post from iranian officials until now, it's all america and pakistan, for all we know it could be all running on fumes
>>532664966FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG
>>532665048Indeed. Iran is saying war continues.
>>532665229@grok is this true?
>>532665200he didn't. he just restated his ultimatum.>subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks
>they agreed to a ceasefire trump won!>iran immediately bombs israelkek
TRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPENTRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPENTRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPENTRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPENTRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPENTRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPENTRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPENTRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPENTRUMP WON>AYATOLLAH DEADTRUMP WON>STRAIT OPEN
>>532664418>if they weren't there to hold me back it would have been a carnageyeah ok bloumpf everybody believes you, you definitely didn't last minute TACO lol
>>532665147What ceasefire? Israel has been bombing them all day. Trump hallucinates harder the chatGPT bot he uses to make decisions.
>>532664755ceasefire = resupply interceptors = sneak attack
>>532665147By tomorrow prob, now is the usual pre ceasefire 'throw as much shit as you can'
Two more weeks will just be building time for Israel to get more missile defenses and for preparing a ground invasion.
>My guys won>No my guys won
stupid nigger
>>532665153>>532665202a tactical X post just flew over my house. its happening
>>532665307lmfao
>>532664970TWO MORE WEEKS to open the strait
>>532665307Based
>>532665153its mandatory before a ceasfire
>>532665299Bombers can’t and wont do shit against Iran
TRUMP TACOAND NOW FRESH MISSILES TOWARDS ISRAELUH OH LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuzyawn, just more theatre coming out of the cope house
>ceasefire>fire?>FIRE ZE MISSILES
Nothing ever happensNow maybe gas prices will go down? That's a happening I want
>>532665200Trump is really going to put Israel and the Gulf State in the mud just to try to get out of this war and somehow claim victory, kek
nothing ever happens. the truest words ever spoken.
>>532665309bro they just launched a volkey of missiles that is the statement
>>532665331Yeah, Iran is trolling again, this is so retarded, lmao.
>ISRAEL IS APPARENTLY NOT PART OF THE DEALHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can we get the same here
>>532665390That ain't gonna happen.
>>532664484FAT GIMP
>>532665402ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDSA WISE PROVERB
i can't believe how many morons here are still taking trump at his word, some of you truly are retarded
>>532665402they did it last time before the ceasfire went into effect
>>532665441>ISRAEL IS APPARENTLY NOT PART OF THE DEALOH SHIT
haha
Guys read again this is Pakistan talking not Iran...
>>532665402GIGACOPE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID LAST TIME. ONE LAST PATHETIC VOLLEY BEFORE THE CEASEFIRE
>>532665166Iran isn't stopping lmao.
>literally two more weeksnothing ever happens
So who won
White House? More like the TACO house.
>>532665322SEETHE AND COPE
>>532665383Please God
TRUMP KEKED BIBI
>>532665307baest
TACO OF ALL TACOS
>>532665196my lad,USA and Israel have broken practically every single article under the Geneva convention and you're fretting on this one?
>>532665383kek pls be true i beg you
>>532665360>OH MY DAYS, I AM LOSING SUPPORT AND MY GOYEST GOYS ARE TURNING ON ME, I CAN'T LOST THE MIDTERMS>QUICK, LETS MAKE A DEAL WITH IRAN
>>532665153Kek
>>532665329Kek this>i wont bomb you actually but only if you do what I said when I said I was going to bomb you first timeOrange nigger has totally lost the plot.
>>532665441Iran is not part of the deal either. Only bakistan xD
>>532665469haha ye it was 90% inorganic glowspam but still amusing effort with a half life of 1/3 of a thread
>>532665441ITS THE BEEEEST OF BOTH WORLDS
>>532665517Trump
>>532665441Bibi is not gonna like this....
AAAAAAAAAAAA AAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED ZIONISTS GET FUUCKED IN THE ASS
I can't wait for the next Iran AI slop making fun of Trump for negotiating a cease fire with himself again.
>>532665347I don't think meaningful resupply can happen in just two weeks
>>532665494This
>strait open>china buying US LNGYup, we won
>>532665048The ceasefire is with the USA, not the Pedophile Entity.
>>532665518>strait reopenedsure about that?
>>532665517Sentinel Island
>>532665517the game, we should all embrace and sing
>>532665441There is no ceasefire. Pakistan *requested* some stuff, which TrumpGPT hallucinated into "ceasefire and open strait".
>>532665147in two weeks
>>532665517CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>532664484This is dependant on iran opening the whoremuz straight. No way are they gonna do that. Iran won't accept this deal
I love you President Trump you truly are a kind and gentle giant more weaker men would not have your restraint
Can somebody check on Trooner
>>532665307AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF MIGA FUCKING WRECKED
>>532665539shooting at hotels and tankers is fine i guess?
>>532665358If the strait is open this is a huge W
>>532665383amerimutts don't even ask if the strait is open anymore they dream it while tel aviv is getting smoked
>>532665383MISSILES SPEAK LOUDER THAN PSYOPS
>>532665567>israel is not part of the ceasefirekwab
>>532665441Based
>>532665588Iran have said nothingThere is no ceasefire
>>532664684KWAB
>>532665329Kek good catchLmaooooooooo what a clown show. Trump just chickened out. There's no negotiations. Oil prices were getting too high
IRAN GETS 2 WEEKS TO 1v1 WITH ISRAEL HOLY FUCK
Total Iranian capitulation. Color revolution and/or civil war by the summer. Fucking idiots
>>532665517Iran. Trump said he's considering the 10 point proposal which includes lifting of sanctions and giving them control over the strait. If Trump had won he would be dictating the terms to his enemies instead of considering their demands.
>>532665567This is the best news
>>532665517Israel
>>532665540watch live pierre >>532665153
>>532665683holy
>>532665337AWOOOGA
>>532665307BAZ>>532665658A WISE PROVERB
>>532665580That... is a huge win for the US actually. We just won WW3.
>"The agreement is that the straight is open but Iran is still allowed to strike Israel">"Trump is so pissed at being tricked by Israel that the deal is everything is back to normal and China is even buying LNG but now Iran is just allowed to bomb Israel because fuck Israel"LEGENDARY HOLY SHIT
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>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negociateSo, Trump cucked out?
>>532665147The ceasefire doesn't exist, probably depends on empty threats from Pakistan.
>>532665567>Hormuz remains CLOSEDlol lmao even
oh man, this is too fucking funny
>>532665567COMPLETEIRANIAN VICTORY
>>532664486Seems like it. Also thread limit incoming..
Rome status: Lost>(again)
>>532665554>90% inorganic glowspamyou mean 90% real users who expose how /pig/ is continually dominated by shill posting when nothing is happening
>>532665684>Trump publicly agrees to ceasefire>Iran publicly states no ceasefire>America destroys them and looks slightly better for trying to desscalate
>>532665575it can, thats why the US wants itsome sneak shit we know how this worksanother day another scheme another sneak attack
>>532665567Lmao.
so the strait is still closed? fuck me
>>532665307Sorry Persians I wasnt aware of your game
>>532665702>If you get your leaders killed and your country blown up you win
>>532665302>>532665307Well done lads. Give them the ol' "Israeli Ceasefire"
>>532665683zamny
>>532665720damn, saved
>twho Moar weeks LMFAO
>>532665567>Iran is forced to use all missiles and drones on Israel.That's so fucking funny.
>>532665651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVXPv3Z-9SA5:57
>>532665671>Iran have said nothing>There is no ceasefireThis is what people said last time. Then Aragachi said "we don't support a ceasefire but will accept a cease of fire" or some bullshit. That's how you know Iran got spanked, again.
>>532665702ExactlyIt's still a trap of course, because the jew rats are 100% certain to false flag an attack on US gulf allies and pretend Iran violated the ceasefire
>>532665469it is paid astro turf not real anons
>MORE - The 2-week ceasefire is conditional on Iran completely opening the Strait of Hormuz.LMAO IRAN DIDN'T EVEN AGREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
trump says ceasefire confirmed.5 minutes later: missile alerts in israel.lol, every time
>>532664153if this isnt the next op youre dead to me
>>532664153thread soundtrack https://youtu.be/FjeMDvCdrtc?si=19IPHCLW-kzW8VwE
>>532665567Iran Should actually open the straights ..collect there gay roll and keep pounding Israel lolol
>>532665794There's still hope.
>>532665567HAHAHAHAAHAH
>>532665658AHAHAHAHAA
>>532665823>america destroysits been 40 days dudehegseth sucks at thishe fucking botched the infinite money trick
>>532665554>>532665469yeah, i'm leaving for now, it's just bots at this point
>>532665599>Ukraine flagOpinion disregarded.
>>532665567Americucks will use this time to stage troops and equipment in Kuwait and Saudi Arabia to resume the attacks.
Praise to Allah Fuck Israel DJT whopper
>>532665877Big khazari milkers soon, as Allah is my witness
>>532665539you don't get it, do you? the stakeholders of the west, are its capitalists, like your own capitalists, the 2 million or so people that run your only political party.they're tired of the strait being closed, they're tired of 20% less energy available, they're tired of this, they do not care about what happened before, it's not about blame, it's about leverage, nobody is going to leverage the US over warcrimes, mainly because they never signed that charter. I'm living in your walls, xiao.
>>532665567This is all what everyone wants. Let's do it.
>>532665517USA
>>532665925So is this a TACO yet or not? It sounds like a TACO but it also seems to rely on Iran agreeing which i've seen no indication of
>>532665567Iran you have ONE job and 2 weeks to complete it.
10 minutes until we see if he'll still do it
>>532666301This is what walking away from the conflict looks like
>>532666344He won't. It's OVER.
>>532665517The Demiurge
>>532666301Smells like taco, tastes like taco, looks like taco... it's a taco.
>>532665884Awooga
>>5326663441 hour and 10min
Lesson learnt - all you have to do to get Trump to back down is say "no"
>>532666301Yes it's a tacoHe is basically saying fuck this Obama out of here but don't attack us anymore and open the straight.Iran is a huge winner. It can keep striking Israel it seems
>>532665658PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
>A SENIOR WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL TELLS CNN - ISRAEL IS APART OF THE CEASEFIRE
>>532665925so the US is bombing them now or what?they've got an hour to make their minds up before those civies around those power plants and bridges become unfortunate but necessary casualties and then the international criminal court isn't going to ignore that. (they'll go after iran for using human shields, lol, not the US)
>>532666553i always get mixed up on it being an hour before or ahead
>>532666656ya but that relies on the strait being open with no fees.
Donald J TACO Trump
>>532664508Because Israel started the war without asking any of their "allies" if they were ready so now we have all the disadvantages of both attacker and defender.
going to buy more food, much of europe runs out of fuel this week
>>532667095israel and the US started this war for the jewish 5th column who runs bothyou can call this antisemitic, a conspiracy theory or whatever everybody in the world knows that is what it isit got predictive power, anything else does not
