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What is he thinking right now?
THE SHOW GOES ON
Why would Iran trust anything the US says after they killed them twice during negotiations
it's joever
>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON
>"Trump is so pissed at being tricked by Israel that the deal is everything is back to normal and China is even buying LNG but now Iran is just allowed to bomb Israel because fuck Israel">"The agreement is that the straight is open but Iran is still allowed to strike Israel"HOLYFUCKINGLEGENDARYGET FUCKED KIKES
>>532665607TACO
>>532665736they can drop a nuke anytime
TRUMP WON>TRUMP WONTRUMP WON>TRUMP WON
> That Truth SocialSo, that means Trump found these 10 points a good negotiating platform to start with?
Isn't Iran's 10 point total American withdrawal from ME? Absolute Trump failure.
israel lost today
>>532665816>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negociateSo, Trump cucked out?
TRUMP FUCKING BUSSED ISRAEL
>>532665645He's just going to go ahead with his side of the strikes and bomb all the power plants himself.
That ceasefire lasted almost 2mins and 40 secondsNice job. Much entertainment
Tel Aviv status?Strait status?Hegemon status?Petrodollar status?
>>532665607
Israel thrown under the bus, hilarious
>leave Israel with the bag>no regime change>no uranium>absolutely nothing just a huge waste of moneyWhat the fuck am I witnessing
EVEN MORE ALERTSHOLY
Israel is out of interceptors and USA no longer attacks or distracts IranIran has effectively knocked USA out of the war and can now raze Israel unopposed
>>532665830i cant imagine trump likeing the toll unless we establish one too
>kill your pope >kill 40+ leaders >kill your children>bomb your bridges >bomb your oil refineries >40 days later you surrender Im sorry piggers this is a total iranian defeat
>>532665607Why yes, I'd like my TACO to go, please
>>532665816>straits reopened>TACOsaar? come again?https://x.com/WarMonitor3/status/2041647071480979731?s=20
TACOTACOTACOTACO
genuinely how can you remain a migger after this
Everyone but the kikes won?
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED ZIONISTS GET FUUCKED IN THE ASS
BOMBERS STILL IN THE AIR WAITING.
>>532665814based if true
HAPPENING status?
>The statement is announcing a conditional ceasefire, not a confirmed one: it says the U.S. will suspend bombing only if Iran agrees to fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz, but it never clearly states that Iran has actually agreed yet. While the message claims progress in negotiations and suggests a broader deal is close, the key condition—opening the strait—is still framed as something Iran must agree to, not something it already has. Because of that, the ceasefire should be understood as a proposed or pending action rather than something definitively in effect.ChatGPT analysis of the grammar used says the ceasefire ISN'T IN EFFECT yet
Watching the small happening. Nice ceasefirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w
HUGE CLUSTER BOMB STRIKE ON ISRAELMASSIVE ALERTS
TEST
LOL at (You) for thinking something serious was actually going to happen LMFAO
bros.... why did Trump betray his greatest ally?
2 weeks probably allows them to re-supply the iron domes in Israel. Everyone won actually
So Iran agreed to a two-week ceasefire with the US to give them more time to stage and plan offensive actions, while they trade missiles and drones with Israel? 4D chess.
>>532665906let them get excited theyll bury this tomorrow
>>532665856Just buying more time.Nobody agreed to anything.
>>532665645Dallas Depository Special soon
>>532665698>HAHA MUTTS WILL DIE FOR ISR->NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SAVE ISRAEL AMERICA PLEEEEASE
>>532665607HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGREAT PRESIDENT AMERITARDS
>>532665698AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED JEWS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAIRAN LAUNCH THEM ALL, LAUNCH EVERYTHING
>>532665953keep updating plz planeanon
TWO MORE WEEKS
rolling for blaming Israel and TKD
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/07/world/iran-war-trump-news/d35a703b-eaa8-5958-b49a-5af77e9dd178?smid=url-share
>>532665624>There is no ceasefire. Pakistan *requested* some stuff, which TrumpGPT hallucinated into "ceasefire and open strait".
>>532665645Donald... Betrayed me?
>IDF in here trying to do damage control when Trump literally said "fuck Israel, they aren't part of our peace deal"
NICE STRAIT FAG LOL
>>532665645>FUCKING GOY! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I'LL JFK THAT STUPID ORANGE FUCKING GOY! I'M FUCKED! I'M GOING TO PRISON! IRGC WILL PROBABLY PAY SOME SEPHARDIC TRAITOR TO RAPE ME IN PRISON! FUUUCK!!!
>>532665607next op
>>532665960TACO
>>532665906>Im sorry piggers this is a total iranian defeatIran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting HezbollahIran can keep firing said missiles at Israel LOOOOL SURE BUDDY WHAT AN IRANIAN DEFEAT
Absolute city of the orange pedo lol.
>>532665964>>532666036Holy shit TRUMP IS SURRENDERING TO IRAN AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>532665599Read between the lines: he's saying "we agreed on a ceasefire, don't ask iran about it", so now when there is no ceasefire and the strait isn't opened he can pretend like iran broke an agreement, which he will use as an excuse to buy more time based on new events. This way he can pretend like the deadline didn't just expire with him doing absolutely nothing about it. It's the weakest taco yet.
Hysterical faggots in shambles rn. 2 more weeks keknothing EVER happens
>>532665964Stop invoking digital Satan
>>532665976TOTAL IRANIAN DOMINATRIX
Do we even have confirmation from Iran?
>>532665984israel is out of bibi semen
>Trumps shows he is willing to de-escalate agrees with pakistan>Iran says "WE DONT AGREE TO ANY CEASEFIRE, we're winning">Trump post" OK then Iran, DIE"
>>532665698Maybe the IRGC under the mountains didn't have time to read Truth Social
>>532665900I can imagine he'd straight up let them do it if he got a cut somehow or part of it went back to the US as part of some bullshit security guarantee and I can also see them getting permanent relief from sanctions.
GUYS ITS REALOIL IS DOWN 10%WE;RE BACK TO $102
>>532665607still right>the rescue op was boots on the groundyeah and your dick was in your mother as a baby, does that mean you technically fucked?fuck outta here I win.TACO Tuesday.Trump is a baby nigger.
>>532665814Would be funny if a part of Iran's 10 points is for the US to switch side. I mean that's the only probable way to mend it's optic
>>532666143no, see >>532666036
>Israel is NOT part of the ceasefire and Iran will continue targeting it
>>532666036holy shit they've not even agreedtotal surrender by trump
>>532665984Jews will never forget this
>>532665736>Why would Iran trust anything the US saysYou have to negotiate with people who can use nukes on a whim. No choice.
>>532665926It's not open until IRAN says it is, fucking retard
>>532666133ruh roh
>>532665943HAHAHAHAHHHTWO MORE WEEEEEEEEEKSS AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>532666159BUY BUY BUY
Trump did the same thing t o israel with the houthis how is this orange pedophile rapist playing israel so hard, he has created loopholes where both the houthis and iran can bomb israel without america getting involved, AND now the whole world thinks israel control america and wants to defund israel
Just like clockwork lel wake me up when something actually happens
>>532665645he is dead
Meanwhile the IRGC Commanders are probably confused as fuck and will just keep attacking regardless.
>>532666143nope, it's TACOMAXX
>>532665830People will say Trump won even though he is being forced to even consider this deal. A massively stronger nation that was expected to be dictating terms of surrender to their enemies is bowing down to the demands of a poor nation that has been suffering sanctions for decades, and is now trying to save face by faking Pakistani messages. Humiliating.
>>532666091Why isnt it called the bend of Hormuz
>>532666133uhhhh
>>532666159GUYSLOOK AT THE BRENT OILHOLY FUCK TRUMP REALLY SAID "FUCK ISRAEL"IRAN IS ALLOWED TO BOMB ISRAEL AND THE PEACE DEAL IS STILL GOING
>>532666159MARKET MANIPULATEDSTRAIGHT CLOSEDPETRODOLLAR IN THE TOILET
>unilateral ceasefire AGAINLMAO
Say it with me: TWO. MORE. WEEKS.
>>532665998I love how you try to collect wins lmao
Does that mean they can focus their missiles on Tel Aviv now?
OY VEY WHY IS OUR GOY BETRAYING USRELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
Trump really is the most pathetic president in american history.
>Israel is NOT part of the ceasefire and Iran will continue targeting itBwahahahhahahahaha
>>532666143They just bombed everyone in response
>>532665976
How are Gulfies feeling right now?>gas and oil infrastructure wrecked for years, economies fucked, safe reputation in ruins>they now have to pay taxes to transit Hormuz>all so Israel could have a free pop at Iran
>>532666159Below 100 now.
>>532666159What a fucking clown show topkek
>>532665645>maybe trump being my easily manipulated retard bitch wasn't what I needed...
Good morningDeath to AmericaDeath to Israel
HAHAHA
Blumpf fucking lost you retard; the midterms are around the corner, and he can't afford to lose support from the cattle. It was fucking bizarre to hear Alex Jones and Tucker turn on him. He knew the narrative wasn't in his favor, he cucked out.Iran won.
>>532665645'Schlomo, release the vids'.
Two weeks is plenty of time for Trump to find another hot stove to touch
ISRUSSY STATUS?
>>532666300>BREAKING: Israel has also agreed to the temporary ceasefire, a White House official tells CNN.
TWOWEEKSTWOWEEKSTWOWEEKSTWOWEEKSTWOWEEKS
here to tell that dumb bong i told you so
>>532665645>
>>532666119Wanted to post the samw idea earlier but couldnt word it in a way that didnt sound schizo, I agree anon. Seems like common kike bullshit
>>532665607>TACO TUESDAYTACO TUESDAY>TACO TUESDAYTACO TUESDAY>TACO TUESDAYTACO TUESDAY>TACO TUESDAYTACO TUESDAY>TACO TUESDAYit is endlessly amusing that their are still people who think they can stump the trump. how do these people even remember to breath? lmao.
Impressive
>>532666197>>532666201I love this timeline so much it's unreal.
>>532665900Trump will impose a second toll in the Arabian Sea.
>>532666159going to slurp this dip i think
CEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENT>CEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENTCEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENT>CEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENTCEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENT>CEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENTCEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENT>CEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENTCEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENT>CEASE FIRE BROKEN IN 2 MINUTES AFTER ANNOUNCMENT
>two more weeksI'm tired boss
>>532666347prolapsed
>>532666349Iran hasn't
ok but if iran doesn't agree then ????
MIGA TRANNIES ITS OVER
>>532665964So all that writing just for "I pushed back the deadline again"
>>532666159lmao and /piggers/ will say that the straits aren't open, or that iran hasn't agreed to the ceasefirethe absolute state of this board
>>532666349Iran broke it immediately
>>532666140Holy
>two more weeks
Only two more weeks guys, and then...........................!!!!!!!
NYT reports that Iran agreed according to three Iranian officialshttps://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/07/world/iran-war-trump-news/f03dea39-8a2d-5daa-805d-32dfe92f1400?smid=url-share
Say it with me.TKDTKD
>NEW VIDEOMissiles incoming Jerusalem
fucking hell
>>532666119In two weeks he is getting really close to needing congressional approval to continue. All that is needed is one more week (unless my counting is off).
>>532665645Nothing, he's dead.
LMFAO IRAN KEKED OUT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532666036Trumps is looking so pathetic after this is unreal
>>532666402those are the traditional ceasefire celebration rocketsthey don't count
TOTALIRANIANVICTORY
>>532666349>officialTotal bullshit and pathetic attempt to avoid being bombed by Iran all night.
>>532665906The strait is still closedIran can continue to hammer Israel all it wantsTrump is a cuck and it's too afraid to lose the midterms.
>Trump threatens to hit Iran so hard it will create a fire that engulfs America too>Iran caves in and agrees to a ceasefire instead of calling his bluff or letting America commit suicide>The Strait is now open>Global economic crisis is averted>America and Israel now have time to plan for the next war or color revolution Iran just killed itself. What a stupid fucking country, cowering in fear at the last moment even though they claim to stare in the face of death and embrace it. The government isn't going to last by the end of the year, it will get fucked in the ass now that it's back to looking like the aggressor and leaving itself vulnerable
HOT
Trust neither Trump, who'll happily invent a deal out of thin air for his own short-term ends, nor Iran who'll likely deny adhering to any such deal regardless of its existence so they can save face, at least initially. Only thing that will tell you who's bullshitting is tanker traffic. Everything else is worthless and you're a chump if you take any of it reliable.
Seyed Abbas Araghchi@araghchiAs of now, there is NO "agreement" on any ceasefire or cessation of military operations. However, provided that the Israeli regime stops its illegal aggression against the Iranian people no later than 4 am Tehran time, we have no intention to continue our response afterwards.It's real.
>>532666270It's still riding the cope bus don't worry it's not over and strait is still closed.
>>532666197
BIBI STATUS?
>>532665926>some literal who says the strait is re-openedKill yourself faggot.
>>532665809miggers really do take after Trump in anything, even the dementia and schizo fantasies.
>>532666523
>>532666498it was symbolic. Just 1 Emad, easy to intercept
>>532666492CHINA KEK'D OUT THIRD WORLD BROS WHY IS CHINA HELPING THE GREAT SATAN OH NO NO NO
>>532666402pissrael wasnt part of the cheesefire tho so its all gucci to bomb kikes
>>532666380
Trump abandoned Israel, kikes left to fight Iran and Lebanon alone.TOTAL GLOBAL VICTORY
>>532666492AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT HAPPENED SHITSKINS?!?!?I THOUGHT IRAN DIDIN'T AGREE!?!?!?
>>532666498Cinematic AF
NEW BREAKING > Cease-fire approved by new Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei
>>532666238Hes just an incompetnt retard its not 12D chess. Bibi is probably seething right now.
>>532666545TRUMP PUSSIED OUT HE IS A FAGGOT ONIONS BOY BETA KEK AND YOU ARE EVEN WORSE FOR SUPPORTINGEnd yourself you fucking pussy bitch.
>>532666552fake tweet
>>532666293AHAHAHAHA
>>532665943No fucking way this is true. Jesus Christ.
>>532666147>Cease fire agreed to>Iranian human chains leave bridges and power plants and go back home>Trump strikes the bridges and power plantsRolling
>start war>get btfo'd so hard the usa surrenders>get literally nothing out of it and now everyone under 50 wants total kike death Kikes lost BIGLY KEEEEEEEK
>>532666492TOTAL IRANNY HUMILIATION AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532666246Saved lmao
>>532666498Kinokek
>>532666504Am I going back to work yes or no?
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIT'S REALDRUMP TACO'DHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532666545All of that but Trump's presidency. The moment he failed to regime change Iran after the day 1 assassination bombing his presidency ended.
>the stupid nigger might have actually agreed to this
>>532665984And right when they were running low on air defence munitions
>>532666492Kek lol Iran forever a shamedand humiliated country.
>>532665698This is assuming Iran agreed to the ceasefire.I doubt they did.
Threads are unusable right now
Meanwhile>Iranian Ballistic missiles are striking Jerusalem City including Central Israel.https://x.com/LocalFocus1/status/2041650373761315085
>>532666140That is so heavily airbrushed it took me seconds to realize it wasn't cgi.
>>532666740>>532666651>>532666772>IF YOU AGREE WITH THEIR 10 POINT PROPOSAL YOU WIN!
>>532666018>GET FUCKED JEWSIran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting HezbollahZERO US WAR GOALS ACHIEVED
>>532666552LMAO ITS TRUE
What would he say right now?
who won?who lost?
>>532666736Pretty much this
>>532666402Isreal isn't part of the deal
MORE MISSILES
>>532666492Yeah rockets say differently.
>>532665906>subject to iran agreeingIran hasn't agreed to it yet. I'm not saying they won't cuck, but for now it's just regular taco.
>>532666197LmaoGod please be true. Please be true
>>532666759No
>>532666402wait a minute, could it be a false flaggerino because Israel is sneeding at the 2MW ceasefire?
Happy taco Tuesday guys
Wait...So is Trump accepting the ceasefire so that he doesn't look like more of a fool by TACOing out on his deadline?
>>532666780>now
So.....the strait is still closed and the war continues. At best Iran is just not attacking the USA anymore. Eh whatever this conflict is still entertaining to me so I'll stay in this general.
>>532666492China tapped them on the shouder.
>>532666402Oy vey, a strike on US soil! (spiritual)
>>532665645thinking he needs to make take another trip to washington
>>532666666
>>532666759Work will set you free
>>532666787PFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE COPE YOU FAGGOTS ARE HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. here's that proposal. so hormuz controlled by iran and everyone is paying $2 million per ship.
>>532666766umm retard the iranians specifically cited the pakistan deal, which contains none of that lolhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/6/pakistan-offers-two-tier-truce-iran-wont-open-hormuz-under-temporary-oneshitskin cope is really something
>>532666293ISRAEL WILL KEEP GETTING BOMBED UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
miggersissies, our gaped bussy status?
>>532666778>This is assuming Iran agreed to the ceasefire.>I doubt they did.They have, reports the NYT. Iran was defeated, full stop.
>NewIran's state broadcasting authorities IRIB claims that Trump accepted Iran's conditions for ending the war.
>>532666827This is one of those "Iran agreed to a ceasefire/negotiations/begged us to stop" and no one from Iran has ever talked to them, isn't it
>>532666402LMAO they never agreed to a ceasefire
>>532665607>A SENIOR WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL TELLS CNN - ISRAEL IS APART OF THE CEASEFIRE
Where were you when TACO?
>>532666498CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW
Don't cry because It's Over, smile because It Happened
>>532666907taco said>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate.
>>532666902did you miss the negotiate part or just choose to ignore it?
>TWO WEEKS
>>532665814>>532666293I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/>I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/>I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/>I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/>I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/>I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/>I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/>I FUCKING TOLD YOU /PIG/HOUTHI STYLE CEASEFIRE! APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW
Our media is claiming we are a party to the ceasefire
Baguettebro i need the names of the thick asians you posted, merci beaucoup
>All this shit just to put everything back to how it was 6 weeks agoNothing happens, nothing ever fucking happens, we live in quantum stasis, an eternal recurrence flavored purgatory
>>532666845
>>532666498Almost hit the moon
>>532666925Nice lies US bot>>532666797
>>532666681>12D chessway past 12D now. this is hyper-dimensional underwater basket weaving.
>>532666907I am not coping you stupid castrated monkey actually do something or don't ever bother starting this niggeroid war of yours dumb retarded country
word is the new Global hegemon made some phone calls behind the scenes
>>532666966CHecked
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>>532666973I was at home eating dorito when trump twitted
>isreal agreed to the ceasefireaaaand this is why you never trust shitskin sources lmao
>>532666766AHAHAHAHA>open the strait >But charge a tollTHEY FUCKING WON HOLY SHIT, THEY WON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIF THATS TRUE IRAN FUCKING WON OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
>>532666402THAT'S E X A C T L Y WHAT THEY DID LAST TIME, ONE LAST EXCUSE OF A VOLLEY RIGHT BEFORE THE CEASEFIRE. LMAO YOU RETARDED NIGGER
>>532665645He deserve this.He trusted Trump.
>>532666967BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>532666965Definitely. If anyone was begging, it was Trump pleading for Pakistan to play along with this shit.
OH SHITIRAN IS AGREEING>Iranian television (IRIB) is framing Trump's announcement tonight as an achievement, saying: "With the acceptance of Iran's conditions for ending the war, Trump announced that a two-week ceasefire will take place."BOTH SIDES SAID FUCK ISRAELLMFAO
>>532667067ARTEMIS II LOOK OUT!!
>>532667041you guys claim lots of things that aren't true though
>>532666766>2- not just a ceasefireIRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO>IRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAOIRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO>IRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAOIRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO>IRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAOIRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO>IRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAOIRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO>IRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAOIRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO>IRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAOIRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO>IRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAOIRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO>IRAN ALREADY CUC K ED LMAO
>>532665607>2 more weekson one hand:- the US will be able to build up forces in the region (assuming they manage to repair their bases lmao)on the other hand:- israel seems to be out of the deal apparently, so iran will be able to keep attacking it and rebuilding/reorganizing its defenses
>>532667041Lmao, i literally saw a missile strike on Israel through cams several minutes ago.
>>532667041We are lmao Another Israeli L LMAO
>>532667110
>>532666457>Iran broke it immediatelyThis happened last time too, it takes a while for the new orders to go out. Looks like Trump won a broken Iran and only mild damage for the west. Gorgeous.
>>532667103ceasefire to which conflict? hezb?
Israel not happy with Trump
In the bible the anti christ betrays israel in the 7th year of his reign
A TINY NATION WITHOUT AN AIR FORCE OR NAVY MANAGED TO WITHOLD THE ENTIRE AMERICAN EMPIRE WITH SOME DRONES AND CHINESE MISSILESAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHE AMERICAN EMPIRE IS OVER
>>532666797>LMAO ITS TRUEits not>>532666552>However, provided that the Israeli regime stops its illegal aggression against the Iranian people no later than 4 am Tehran time,fake x post
>>532666966LIKE WE DIDNT KNOW
Right now
>NewBREAKING: Lebanon is not included in the ceasefire deal, Israeli Channel 12 reports.This seems to be made of paper
>>532667063Do you have links of any good chubby Arab sharmoutas? I've seen some good ones on xvideos
>>532665607>>532666402Trump… please fulfill the Kek Prophecy tonight. I really need to witness the end of the world as we know it.
>>532666925Trump says it's subject to Iran completely opening up the strait. Without that, Iran hasn't surrendered.
>>532665992Iran agreed nothing. Trump taco for the 17th time, as expected. two weeks for the 18th!
>>532666766>>532666907>>532667106>>532667141that is the eventual peace deal you idiots, not the ceasefire>>532667189bahahahahahahaha
FUGG
>>532666966Motjaba himself has agreed.>>532666492
>>532666293>>532666908Heil Hitler.Also rare kosovo>>532666902>10 point plan>6 points listed
>>532667184Iran only struck Israel. Israel isn't part of the peace deal and they are pissed >>532667189
>>532667173Inshallah
>>532666845fat hogs aren't meant to be attractive, what's going on here
>>532666845>>532667063Who is this porker?
>>532666766i was promised a regime change
>>532667041Only if Iran says soGuess who's calling the shots right now my little kikeSeriously though why don't you just talk to Iran and resolve this by ruling the region together? Not like the Sunnis could stop you
>>532666891>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate.That shit gives Iran control over the strait with a toll, and lifts all sanctions. They're better off than before the war and can continue murdering protesters while America fucks off. Neither USA nor Israel get anything out of this deal, it just benefits Iran. Iran won.
>>532666293Good.
>>532667232big if true
surely Big Yahu does something about this
>>532667224Mojtaba has agreed to the ceasefire>>532666492
>>532667093honestly the only way Iran saves face is if America agreed to leave all its own bases in the middle east and abandon Israel
WAR IS OVER/PIG/CELS CRYING BECAUSE THEY WANT PEOPLE TO DIE BECAUSE THEIR LIVES ARE SAD AND BORING, SAD!IRAN LOSTCHINA LOSTRUSSIA LOSTYOU LOST TRANNY
>>532665645Died for America award.Yankee Occupied Government.
>>532667009>a workable basis to negotiate on which to negotiatemeaning that it isn't happening lolread carefully!
>>532666902>>We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. >here's that proposal.why list only 6 points out of the 10 point proposal?
>>532666965Iran says it agreed. USA VICTORY.
>>532667208CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW
>>532666845>false flaggerinothey arent launching shit. this is all disinfo.
>>532667297Absolute cope
>>532665645I miss being alive...
As I said this morning, drumf never specified which exact population would vanish. In addition he said glory to the iranian people. So actually we should've seen this coming
>>532667297YES YES AND THE US DEFINITELY AGREED TO THAT FANFICTION LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
bibi literally seething rnthe protests are gonna be kino
>>532666845>>532667047
>>532667103Iran didn't have you retards in it faggot.
>>532666682Give me a fucking break, this is a total cuck out from Iran and they effectively lost the war.
>he really believed something would happen>he forgot the number one rule of /pol/REMEMBERNOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
>>532667297nope! see>>532667362read carefully next time esl-kun
>>532665814Art of the Deal
Iran cucked, Trump cucked. Most fake and gay war ever.
LMAO, after USA attacked Iran multiple times under the guise of negotiating, Iran will attack Israel during the so called ceasefire. I guess this is going to be the find-out-phase for Israel.Rough.
NOTHINGEVER HAPPENS
>>532665607Bros….
>>53266736588d chess
Now the dust has actually settled, I believe it's time for /pol/ to do some self reflection and get out some apology forms.I'm not looking forward to going on /pol/ and see nothing but retards constantly freaking out about some obvious bullshit ultimatum or fake happening, literally every day ad infinitum.
>>532667430he bought?DOOOOMP EEET
>>532667407Holy THE PLANHe is going to defeat the evil through Iran...
>>532667430how exactly?
>>532667409I'll bet we didPolitical pressure is relentless to wrap this up
>>532667356How in the fuck is this a victory for USA? You achieved nothing.
Kushner status?Bibi status?Graham status?Mossad status?
well were still waiting for iran to open the strait waiting for any official announcement and then I can sleep for 2 hours before going to work like a wagie cuck
Sounds like Trump just made this up on his own
>>532667356>IRAN LOSTI mean, they sort of won by definition of the IRGC staying in powerthats not really disputable atp
>>532667461>>532666492
>>532667430iranians literally died to get oil prices higher as part of their strategy and now its all gone LMAO
>>532665698TKD simple as.
>>532667430Open that hormussy wide open
>>532667297What Iran proposes in private is different to the slop they publish to retards online.
>>532667483Miggers are retarded, and Trump will find another crisis, but this one seems tentatively averted.
>>532667461HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532667416Bibi needs war to justify his continued stare of emergency.If nobody is bombing Israel he has to finally hold elections and face trial.Expect him to do something stupid and desperate in the next few days
>>532667041Believing what jews tells you. LOL.
>>532667483>leadership genocided>strategic infrastructure destroyed>military capabilities crippled>achieved nothingHOLY C O P E
>>532667416
>>532667503hmm sounds like you are coping lol>>532667430
>>532667430everyone lost this one. IRI survived, still has uranium and missiles
>>532665698neutralchads keep winning
>>532667483>How in the fuck is this a victory for USA? You achieved nothing.yupIran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting HezbollahZERO US WAR GOALS ACHIEVED
>>532667409>>532667442If they don't agree the war comes back. Iran was pretty clear on this.>>532667390Not an argument.>>532667549Trump didn't mention private points, he specifically said the 10 point proposal, which is public.
>>532667483>>532667599>>532667583>>532667581NAFOIDS ARE MAD HAHAHAHAHAHA
>the IDF in here on damage control that they got cucked lmao>>532667581My only cope is he has to regain his base and goes balls to the wall pushing a good agenda
>>532667211kek, i got enough from them in real life, need to taste some other types of fruits
>>532667598>HOLY C O P EIran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting HezbollahZERO US WAR GOALS ACHIEVED
>>532667612If they are smart they will build a bomb
>>532667483>killed all their leaders>wiped out their navy>y-you achieved nothinglmao
>>532667483what did iran achieve besides surviving and being worse off than before the war?
>>532667530Nigga they have the biggest oil fields in the entire world what do you think they can do without sanctions now selling all that to everyone and getting filthy rich
>>532667430Iran gets away from this with a new source of revenue, a strengthened government, uncontested control over the Strait, and the time and space to build new nuclear weapons.
>>532667424ggsonlyxxit was in the fuckin' title too>>532667063Do you have more of that qt14 cosplaying asian you posted in previous bread fren?
>>532667598kike?
>>532667191It's not like there was any available American Empire satellite state with recently acquired skill in the military application of "cheap" drones during a proxy war that employed Iran's drones as well
>>532667461It's been debunked (by the NYT too)>>532666492Mojtaba has agreed to the ceasefire.
>>532667470Funds are SAFU
>>532666845who is this hamburger stealer reverse search turns up nothing>>532667274
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>>532667483>kill the Ayatollah>killed the Ayatollah's entire family>kill his son, and his family>killed 160 of their school girls>OK TRUMP P-PLEASE STOP HURTING USUTTER IRANIAN HUMILIATION LMAO
>>532667688>lmaoIran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting HezbollahZERO US WAR GOALS ACHIEVED
>>532667636Iran's win condition always was just surviving.
>>532667670Iran also keeps the toll>>532667688>killed all their leaderschanged nothing>wiped out their navyallegedly
>>532667688>killed all their leadersYou didn't dumbass
>>532667507Israel sure thinks iran just won.
>>532667714Their way to a nuke and keep funding Hezbollah and Hamas
>>532667714Keeping the strait, even if you believe TACO
>>532667598lol migger cope is delicious.
>>532667769>UTTER IRANIAN HUMILIATION LMAOIran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting HezbollahZERO US WAR GOALS ACHIEVED
>>532667407>>532667477Praise Allah the merciful the just
>>532667714bantz mostly
>>532667654No sharmouta is like a nice chubby Aran sharmouta though :,0
I WANT TOTAL MIDDLE EAST DEATHFUCK TRUMP
>>532667607I am not coping I just dont want to go to work and your nigger president made me stay up late for no reason
>>532667728Yeah no way to frame this a win for us. We will be prepared next time
>>532666766All perfectly reasonable but the kikes in charge will say no.
PVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVMP! AMERIKKKA ALVVAYS VVINS BABY! BVLL FVCKING SVRGE!
>>532667239details of the proposal are unknown. the general points can be cut down to 6.here's 10 general points with repetition: >>532665830
>>532667728>uncontested controlexcept for when big dick american chads contest it.open up dat strait shawty.
>>532667641No, you are very naive. 10 points of slop online are not the 10 points in diplomatic negotiation.
>>532667483strategically its not but we also arent entering another 20 year quagmire to suck up money and blood so it's still a better outcome than i expected desu
>>532667714quick reminder:they didn't start the war and therefore their goals were indeed1. survive2. keep control of hormuzthat is two for two, until now
>>532667898Your navy is too afraid to go near it.
>>532667714uniting their populationeffectively destroying multiple US military basescalibrating their missiles to better hit targets in your "country"showing they can shut down global energy marketsnot much besides that
>>532667823Cope and seethe, the ceasefire is to work out those details you just mentioned. Otherwise the war is back on and we've had time to restock and refuel and hit them ten times as hard.
>>532667642Just shitposting as usual I couldn't Care lessNigga
>>532666402it's just fireworks, bro
>>532666872>At best Iran is just not attacking the USA anymore.At best Iran can now focus all of its missiles & drones on Israel
TE KA DE.Sesimpel itu.
>>532666976cope
>>532667942is that why the moslems agreed to the ceasefire and opened it right up?because the greatest fighting force on the planet is "afraid"?
>>532667945>uniting their populationBrown bros on 4chinz told me the country was always united in the name of Allah and all the protestors were fake, didn’t exist, and were Mossad??>effectively destroying multiple US basesOh, you’re just straight up retarded. Carry on
>>532666402Iran has not agreed to any ceasefire yet
>>532668238So Total Iranian Death is still on the menu?
are you lot ready to admit that nothing ever happens or is the wound too fresh
I believe neither side until Hormuz is open and the bombers turn around
>>532668168The strait is still currently closed, but Iran will still be maintaining a toll for passing ships now, which they weren't before. Yes, the US navy is too afraid to go near Iran because they will get their ships sunk.
>>532668474>but Iran will still be maintaining a toll for passing ships now, which they weren't beforethey will? source for that?
>>532665830BBC and shills will claim this
My fellow meme creators, shitposters and zog haters REJOICE IRAN WON: ***TOTAL IRAN VICTORY***IRAN DECLARES VICTORY — Supreme National Security CouncilUS ‘FORCED’ to accept TEHRAN’S 10-POINT PLANKEY POINTS:— US agrees to IRANIAN CONTROL IN HORMUZ— accepts ENRICHMENT— lifts SANCTIONS— Pays COMPENSATION— US forces WITHDRAWHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA KIKES NOW EVERYONE HATES YOU TILL THE END OF TIMES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABBAHAHAHA
>>532668641you just leave your cave, mutt?
>>532668808>repliedi noticed you didn't provide a source tho, mohammad.
ignorance is the mutts greatest accomplishment
