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>>532667550BIBI GROW A PAIR AND RELEASE THE TRUMP EPSTEIN TAPES>BIBI GROW A PAIR AND RELEASE THE TRUMP EPSTEIN TAPES
Iran antisemitically launches missiles minutes after Trump ceasefire announcement
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Holy kek the two weeks fake tweet turned up to be real
who is jewing who here
Trump basically surrendered 1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship8. Iran would split these fees with Oman9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations
>israel almost runs out of interceptors>iran agrees to a ceasefireevery fucking timei honestly don't even believe this shit is real anymore
US FORCES TO COMPLETELY WITHDRAW FROM THE GULF
dominicans tongue my anus
IRAN SAYS TRUMP KEKED
So who won?
>>532667745all shitposting aside that is still a better deal than going to warNow for the USA to deal with the root of the problem
we are going through threads in 5 seconds calm down lads
>>532667806ISRAEL IS NOT PART OF THE CEASEFIRE. IT'S ANOTHER HOUTHI LIKE CEASEFIRE, WHICH I SAID WOULD HAPPEN BUT /PIG/ WOULDN'T LISTENAPOLOGIZE TO ME /PIG/BROS
>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET>CEASE FIRE BEGINS WHEN HORMUZ IS OPENNO CEASE FIRE YET
>>532667742AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AMERICA'S CENTURY OF HUMILIATION IS HERE
What the fuck is going on
>start war based on jewish lies>open by killing 170 schoolchildren, completely undermining any chance of internal support from day one>get snookered in the strait>remove any bargaining room for a negotiation by bragging about how much you're winning>try to arm the kurds, they steal the guns and do nothing>claim to have total air dominance, lose a dozen planes and two pilots days later>claim to have totally destroyed Iran's navy, still can't control the strait>make increasingly unhinged threats and set deadline after deadline, TACO multiple times>after tanking the world economy and ruining every single country in the world, take the time to brag about how it's not your problem >bitch and whine about Europe and South Korea not bailing you out of this catastrophe of your own making>reduced to screaming at the Iranian leadership like a retarded lunatic and making impotent threats to commit genocide while the world looks on in disgustThis war has been an unmitigated disaster for Israel and the US.
>>532667745No way Iran would agree to this if the US keeps its bases in the region.
>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON>PER CNN: IRAN TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLYTRUMP WON
BOOIOOOORING
>>532667632didn't think I'd ever side with a kike but yes
So is the strussy opening or not?
Well I guess it is over /pig/. It was a fun war while it lasted.
>>532667745Pathetic lmao
>>532667745>>532667889>>532667742Again, zoomers and ESLs, this is the PEACE DEAL they're working on. the ceasefire is different.
>>532667872TWO MORE WEEKS
Where is my promised 'pocalypse? :(
>>532667884Iran, by any measure of US/Israeli war objectives
Don't cry because It's Over, smile because It Happened.
Did I miss the deadline? Was it a nothing burger?I was eating home made burgers.
>>532667964see you next time anon, it was nice
>>532667550TRUMP SUCCESSFULLY ENDED THE WAR! he won again
TRUMP W I N
SUBMIT TO ALL IRANIAN DEMANDS> TOTAL AMERICAN VICTORY
swonk miyog eht nwod ti tuhS
>>532667896Its literally the same five migger bots spamming
>>532667742Pakistanis just lying to everyone probably
>>532667742Trump would only agree to this if they kicked some of the money back to him, so they're all probably just mutually agreeing to jew each other in some convoluted way at the expense of everyone else.
There's no way America is sincere, they'll bomb Iran AGAIN during the negotiations.
>>532667932The world is saved but Trump’s ego is irreparably bruised
So what's the Hormussy status now?Will it remain "congested"?
Kushner status?Bibi status?Graham status?Mossad status?Banan status?
taco confirmedhttps://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/07/world/iran-war-trump-news/3eaee28a-641e-5902-8d6c-8fa23d2c7d9b?smid=url-share
>>532667550ITT:>MIGGERS AND KIKES COPINGMIGGERS AND KIKES COPING>MIGGERS AND KIKES COPINGMIGGERS AND KIKES COPING>MIGGERS AND KIKES COPINGMIGGERS AND KIKES COPING>MIGGERS AND KIKES COPINGMIGGERS AND KIKES COPING
>Losing war>Tell everyone the world is going to end>World ends up not ending>People rejoice>Claim Victory>Win WarWhere can one learn this power?
>>532667967Back to your faggot desert cucks.
>>532667932Nothing. Nothing is going on. Nothing has changed. This war was a waste of everyone's time.Two more weeks.
>>532667742Secretly drumf has been conspiring against bibi since the first time they metor he sees israel and gaza as the ideal place for a golf resort
Get pegged Like a good freyer
>>532667972if Iran doesn’t force this now they lost, its really simple
pig utterly coping and seething
>>532668040
TWO WEEKSWOWEEKS
>>532667964Fake and fucking gay war. Fought with AI slop and twitter trolling
>>532667998Trump surrendered for two more weeks again.
>>532667967>>532667964EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE KIKESAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>532667946Apparently its so bad we are even pulling all our troops out of the middle east
>you lost zio tranny
MAGA STATUS?
>>532667932Trump basically folded, presenting it as a ceasefire. Iran keeps the strait and controls it, making money through it. And Iran just attacked Israel minutes after Trump announced "peace'. This is humiliation...
IT'S STILL ON>Axios on a White House Official: The ceasefire will begin when Iran opens the Strait of Hormuz >Axios on a White House Official: The ceasefire will begin when Iran opens the Strait of Hormuz >Axios on a White House Official: The ceasefire will begin when Iran opens the Strait of Hormuz
>>532667742I refuse to believe this. That is total surrender. In the case it's true, prepare for very imminent backstabbing.
>>532667550iran fell for it again. 3rd time.. and this time it will be the last one. you will hear how israelis and americans disagree about the ceasefire or how trump and netanyahu hates each other, while they prepare for the next attack.
>>532667483>>532667745Iran has now >lost all its leverage by opening Hormuz>let the world economy rebound from the war>allows America and Israel to restock for 2 weeks >they can plan future wars and color revolutions against Iran>Trump can claim victory and make Iran look like the aggressive party again, which will be heavily propagandized in the coming 2 weeksThis is an objective surrender and disaster for Iran, the government is not going to survive the next color revolution and they just let themselves be wide open and vulnerable for it.
>>532668024This, they'll cut you in on their oil fields giving you title that's it.
>>532667979now that nuclear hellfire isn't happening, it's time for all of us to hop off pol and apply for full-time work
IF the ceasefire thing is legit, here is what it will look like>Iran has guarantee of no future aggression on it by America>Independent audits by people trump picks to verify that there is no nuclear program happening every year or so>Iran now collects tolls at the strait but doesn't attack tankers unless they proceed without proper payments first. >America can set up shop in Iran or whatever >Trump gets a Persian cat as a personal gift from the supreme leader or whatever That's it.
>>532668030tbd (by iran)
UNPOPULAR OPINION:IRAN WONUSA WONISRAEL LOSTI'M HAPPY WITH THIS, GG IRAN >>532667964Israel bro... you're not part of the ceasefire
>>532668110KIKES MAD
The 10 point Iranian plan Trump has agreed to1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship8. Iran would split these fees with Oman9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparationsTOTAL AMERICAN HUMILIATION
>>532668040iran better off than before the warhttps://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/07/world/iran-war-trump-news/60260d17-cbf0-5a06-9554-3036314f06af?smid=url-share
Motjaba has bent the knee (if he still has legs). China is also leaning on Iran to back down.
>Iran blinked firstAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE TURD WORLDERS AND GLOBAL SOUTH BROS HOW THE FUARK COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? AI LEGO SLOP MAKERS AND CHINK AI PUPPETSHOWS SAAAAAVE MEEEE MY MIND IS BREAKING O ALGO
>trump says cease fire starts with strait is open>iran says they agreed to a cease fire if they keep control of the strait either Pakistan lied to both sides or both sides are just retarded
>>532667550Iran supreme leader dead, industrial sites gone, rail bridges destroyed, universities destroyed, engineering professors killed, airspace fully penetrated by drones, US special forces operating in and out at will.Israel/US will reconstitute faster than Iran. Huge US victory.
>>532668126CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM CAW CUM
iran are gambling that their ability to close the strait is enough of a deterrence to prevent future aggression, they're fucking retarded if they believe israel cares about rekkin global supplies for the sake of bombing iran again next year
>American flags celebrating>Eurofag flags celebrating >ME flags celebrating >Pissrael flags noticeably silent/nervousAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWERE ALL WINNERS EXCEPT THEM
is the strait open again or not? why wouldn't we just keep bombing them anyway?
>>532667550Trump was negotiating with Trump again lmaohttps://x.com/ryangrim/status/2041622790298616241
>>532667742>>532667745No way trump agreed to all this, unless iran revealed to them that they have nukes or dirty bombs or some shit
>>532668152Stay mad faggot. That'll be $2 million plus tip to an enemy nation.
>>532667979
>two more weeksannoyed_pepe.webm
>>532668191>Trump has agreed tohe agreed to negotiate on these terms retard
>>532667632Please do. That way orange man has nothing to lose and starts carpet bombing Israel instead for “national security reasons”
>>532668189Praise to Allah
>>532668080we need to negev-edit this one kek
>>532667948>Cope and seethe, the ceasefire is to work out those details you just mentioned. Otherwise the war is back on and we've had time to restock and refuel and hit them ten times as hard.LOL DID YOU ACHIEVE A SINGLE WAR GOAL YOU FUCKING LOSER? AND NOW THE WORLD KNOWS YOUR F-35S AREN'T SPECIAL AND NEITHER IS YOUR SO-CALLED MIGHTY WAR MACHINE Iran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis. So after going to war with Iran because Iran wouldn't agree to these conditions, there may be a ceasefire without any of the war goals being achieved. Good and hopefully ICBMs soon. From the Iranian pov, definitely need to establish a deterrent against the US.
guarantee this is all a bluff and we still bomb iran i wanna see that bahrain bridge go away i wanna see iraq invade kuwait
Nobody won.
>>532668223its 2am anon
>>532667932trump is a dumb nigger
Iran got its top rung leadership destroyedIndustries are smoldering ruinsMassive casualtiesRearming will be toughUSA didn't get admin changeUranium is still under Iranian controlIran didn't buckle under pressureLooks like a Iran met its objectives1. No regime change, state survived2. Uranium stays safeOn the other hand it paid a heavy heavy price.
THIS IS THE END OF THE US EMPIRE.PAPER TIGER STATUS CONFIRMED
MUSLIM BROS… I’m scared… let’s break bread and pray for tufir mashALLAH (peace be upon him). Inshallah Muhammad give me strength (peace be upon him). Inshallah God has shown me the LIGHT! George Washington would be Muslim if alive today.
IRAN ANNOUNCEMENT>IRAN ANNOUNCEMENTPOOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSED>POOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSEDIRAN ANNOUNCEMENT>IRAN ANNOUNCEMENTPOOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSED>POOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSEDIRAN ANNOUNCEMENT>IRAN ANNOUNCEMENTPOOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSED>POOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSEDIRAN ANNOUNCEMENT>IRAN ANNOUNCEMENTPOOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSED>POOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSEDIRAN ANNOUNCEMENT>IRAN ANNOUNCEMENTPOOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSED>POOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSEDIRAN ANNOUNCEMENT>IRAN ANNOUNCEMENTPOOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSED>POOL IS STILL FUCKING CLOSED
>>532668060Israel and trump are pathetic
>TRUMP GAVE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ TO IRANKEK
>>532668142So no ceasefire yet
>>532668142Trumo still TACO'd on his retarded stone age threats, this is just back to the status quo
>>532667884Iran still has the same regime, can keep the toll, nothing is stopping them from trying to build a nuke now, all they lost was a bunch of civilian lives which they themselves were murdering anyway, and civilian infrastructure which they will rebuild with toll money. America on the other hand is better off now than before the war because they... nope, can't think of anything. They had a cool media story with the pilot rescue, I guess. Israel got bombed a bunch and got nothing else to show for it.
>>53266819110 points of slop for retard consumption are not what is being negotiated in private.
How does He do it ?
If Iran is smart, they will say very little but otherwise give the US the nod of rough agreement and allow the US to flee with its tail between its legs with whatever scraps of pride they can still scrape together. Allow your enemy a route to flee so they aren't forced into fighting you. US can then spin whatever story they want, but in real terms Iran is now getting sick ass tollbooth money, and freedom to build nuclear weapons.
CAN IRAN JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT THEMSELVES??? FUCK THIS SHIT ASS "THEY SAID, TWITTER SAID, ISRAEL SAID, TRUMP SAID"
>>5326677423 options really -Trump is playing for time to get boots to the area-Trump is taking a cut-Iran is making these claims to the domestic audience to appear like they won
>>532667550TOTAL PERSIAN VICTORY
IRAN:We continue to control strait
>>532667745TOTAL AMERICAN VICTORY. ALL FRONTS. ALL HOLES. ALL CAPS. MAGA. AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what's happening to the gays of hormuz
IRAN WON
>>532667745These conditions are a huge L for miggers but is a human level W for Iran, albeit a strategic stalemate.It's an overall W for the human race
>>532667932We are finding out how much of a good negotiator TACO is
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>Sanctions lifted>Iran gets to bully and extort the Persian Gulf Arabs together with Oman legally>Iran will double its GDP within three years>All old retarded "strategic patience" boomers are dead, so the IRGC is fully in charge of the military and much more powerful and experienced than before>The reformists lost all power and hardliners will soon be in charge of the government>The fatwa against nuclear weapons is now dead with Ali Khamenei>Iran's parliament has already voted to lift the 2000km limit on ballistic missilesIran unironically won.
>>532667550>PAKISTAN! PLEASE BIG BRO! TELL TRUMP THAT WE HAVE A DEAL FOR HIM! PLEASE HURRY! HE'S GOING TO BOMB US! THE IRGC WILL HAVE OUR HEADS IF HE ANNOUNCE IT DIRECTLY OURSELVES! Pathetic
>>532668326Based
>>532668326AHAHAAHAHA TRUMP TACÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO
>>532668152Correct, and all GCC cpuntries will be fully prepared as well and on a trigger finger against Iran. SA will join the Abraham Accords out of necessity. Trump actually won huge.
He fucking did it. APOLOGIZE TO BASED VANCE
>>532667683Holy migger, this reeks of curry
TRUMP BACKED DOWN AND IRAN STILL KEEPS CONTROL OF HORMUZ
Oil contracts are coming in like crazy insane amount of money that you wouldn't believe
>>532668326a more clear version
>>532668172So JCPOA plus Hormuz toll for Iran? What a fucking tard.
BREAKINGIran says the U.S. agreed to:1—Commitment to non-aggression2—Continuation of Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz3—Acceptance of uranium enrichment4—Lifting of all primary sanctions5—Lifting of all secondary sanctions6—Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions7—Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions8—Payment of compensation to Iran9—Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region10—Cessation of war on all fronts, including against Hezbollah in Lebanon
>>532668330
The Appearance of the Supreme Imam, the Awaited Imam, Imam al-Mahdi Donald Trump, Peace Be Upon Him—May God Perpetuate His Lofty, Expansive Shade and His Immense Blessings Upon the Entire World, the Drawn Sword of God, Victorious by God, Supported by God, Triumphant by God, in the Skies of Iran
So to summarise:>The weekend pilot rescue (if the pilot even existed) was a failed ground invasion consisting of 155 aircraft they had to bail out of causing Trump to lose his mind>Today's 'ceasefire deal' was actually a TACO from the White House packaged as a deal and delivered through PM of Pakistan to save face
>continued control of the straitTHIS IS A PERSIAN POOL NOW
>>532668201>Iran to back downHoly fucking cope, the US agreeing to Iranian demands and achieving NONE of its objectives with Iran gaining control of the strait, Iran won, another lost war for the US in record time, Trump will be remembered as the most incompetent US President in history
>>532668258dayuum, not as thick, but i love persian/egdyptian cosplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm1HSNYoiDY
>>532668373no way
>>532668200Aren't most sanctions placed by the Congress? Trump can't just "lift" them.
>>532668201You will never be a real glowie. You have no intelligence, you have no analytical ability, you have no successful missions. You are a diversity hire and/or Zogbot twisted by goyslop and a love of Israel into a crude mockery of Cold War-era competence.All the “consent” you manufacture is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind their firewalls the FSB and Ministry of State Security mock you. American citizens are disgusted and ashamed of you, your information campaign targets laugh at your illogical arguments behind closed doors.Millennials and Zoomers are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of failed brainwashing attempts have allowed younger generations to sniff out glowie intel operations with incredible efficiency. Even glowposts that “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a millennial. Your faith in our failed government is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newfag to fall for your bait, he’ll post sneed the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected support of a supposed rules-based international order.You will never be influential. You hoist up a manufactured narrative every five minutes and tell yourself it’s going to be impactful, but deep inside you feel the futility creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - government debt will accumulate, inflation will get out of control, more money will be sent to Israel and Ukraine, and the United States will collapse. Looters will break into your offices, elated and relieved that they can sell some computers to buy food. They’ll burn down your agency’s offices to stay warm, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know another failed gloworg is buried there. Your organization will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are wasted money and constitutional violations.This is your fate. This is what the Dulles Brothers chose. There is no turning back.
>>532668326Pure slop for retards
>>532668373lol did the US really agree to all this if so, trump is king cuck now and forever
>>532668398GEEEEEEEEEGMIGGERS BTFO
>>532668326>Wall of copeKek.
>>532668326ok it's over, america lost bigly, it's time to close down the copium reserve
>>532668110Israel will sabotage itScenario where iran gets to grow wealthier by collecting hormuzzy tollbooth is not acceptable for them
>>532668271so this is why he praised allah, he secretly converted to islam and is now on Iran's side
>>532668371/chip/ acted this way when the ceasefire with Hamas was announced too with no details. This is the standard shitskin monkey behavior.
>>532668398Takbir!
Gets are based again
>>532667742Total American SurrenderTotal Iranian Victory
>brown retards don't understand the difference between the ceasefire and negotiations on a peace dealBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
DEAL REJECTED BY IRANBOMBERS HEADED EAST AGAIN
>>532668301Never used to let that get in the way of your gloating, kike
>>532668040>>532668110neocon hack pos coping desperately. roping for war crimes soon.
>>532668232depends on insurers. US still hasn't set up an alternative insurance fee with economical fees.trump also mentioned agreeing to iran's ten point proposal as a working basis. that proposal has a transit fee for iran.so strait not open yet and questionable if it will ever be open or if everyone has to pay iran now to transit.
>>532668152Iran hasn't opened the strait though.
The hormussy is getting a new name>The Gulf of Iran
This TACO is so ORGANIC like you've never seen before.
HOLY SHITTRUMP TO PULL ALL TROOPS OUT OF THE MIDDLE EASTACTUALLY JUST BAILING ON ISRAEL COMPLETELY
>>532668440>gives away all your shit in ME>please clapdude's fucked, say bye-bye to your presidency bubba
>>532668373>7.Withdrawal of American combat forces from the regionIs this ture bro?Are we leaving the sand box?
>>532668258Please tell me she’s Persian and not a kike. I don’t want to feel lust for a demonic Shylock
>>532668326This is so fucking funny. Trump makes up some shit and then the Iranian gov makes up some shit in return
if those terms are true then iran is unironically about to become a global superpower over the next 15-20 years
>get attacked during a ceasefire again award
>US agreed to what equals capitulation in the regionHAHAHAHAHAHA, anyway if they won't agree it's back to the strait being closedtough luck donnie
Is trump cucking and getting Saudi to fight its own war
uhhh isn't there a party that is missing from this agreement? lmao
Hang Pedo shitwood
>>532668326@grok TL;DR?
>>532668482the US wants to go the cloak and dagger route with the bridges and industry down thento restock material, global recession is happening anyway given the damage orange nigger let accumulate
>>532668642>>532668595durka durka you're a turk
>>532667603Damn you really are malding about Iran surrendering. And to think, they only killed, what, 16 Americans? What a pathetic showing from the second army of the world lmao
>>532668497yeah. fucking nailed it
so in what sense did Iran lose here
>>532667742>iranian nuclear enrichment acceptedtotal defeat, no way to spin itany other possible interpretation is objectively, inarguably cope. no other room for discussion on the matter
Iran wonIsrael lostGulfies lostUS army lostTrump escaped
>>532668640maybe it was a ruse to actually make america isolationist who knows
>>532668548-t. "I have decided not to follow through with my threats because.... reasons..."
>>532668398PRAISE BE TO ALLAH>>532668576ALLAHU AKBAR
>>532668468Good sign that USA won if Iran was forced back to the negotiation table after we killed them the last two times we did that.
We all know how this goes, tomorrow or a couple of hours from now Israel will start bombing Iran again and Iran will retaliate, trump will shit post and put another deadline, then he tacos
HANG HIM HIGH
america is leaving the middle east its over for israel
I'M GONNA NUKE YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY INTO THE STONE AGE BITCH*surrenders*
>>532668478Yeah. :/. Nothing spectacular. That's how you know it's realistic. No apocalypse or shit happening. Just more geopolitics.
*whiny little jew voice*OY VEY THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST
>>532668595can you inhale enough copium in between those hahas
>>532668509>>532668527They're obviously misrepresenting Trump's 'basis for negotiation' as 'complete acceptance'I can't blame them, but if this holds I'd also commend whoever prevailed over Trump's genocidal handlers
>>532668326Holy fuck I may convert
Ulost
Isn't there somebody they forgot to ask? What does Bibi think about all this?
>>532668164Honestly I'm fine with that? If that's what peace demands it's a better deal than whatever stupid bullshit Israel has to "offer". A mutual peace can eventually become something better. If this causes an eventual future were both nations are more profitable, what's the problem?I have nothing at all against Iran.
>>532667884What matters is that everyone had fun :)
Happy Taco Tuesday
Zog lostBut anyone who believes any of these statements will hold for more than a week is an idiot.
>agrees to pull out of the middle east foreverTrump is the best president of the united states
>trusting americans
>>532668564israel is out of interceptors, anons projected that it would happen right about nowphotos predicted thisthe US and Israel will try to use the deterioated civil infrastructure and so forth for regime change cloak and daggeror try to sucker punch iran again, maybe lure the ayatollah or something out
>>532668794shia islam won bigly tonight
>>532668788lmfao so all the nafoids and brown retards will confuse the ceasefire and possible later peace deal for a day until you understand you're still fucking retards.Iran will find the pilot soon!
>>532667550Israel Channel 12: Committed to ceasefire with Iran
>>532668761They wanted this to happen.Pax Judaica./ourprofessor/ said soholy shit he was right
Total taco surrender
>>532668497A jamboy saved America.
REJOICE BROTHERS HUUUUURRRRRAY IRAN ***TOTAL IRAN VICTORY***IRAN DECLARES VICTORY — Supreme National Security CouncilUS ‘FORCED’ to accept TEHRAN’S 10-POINT PLANKEY POINTS:— US agrees to IRANIAN CONTROL IN HORMUZ— accepts ENRICHMENT— lifts SANCTIONS— Pays COMPENSATION— US forces WITHDRAWIN ELECTRO-OPTICAL GUIDANCE WE TRUST! Kikes will be hated till the end of times AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>532668373Trump will somehow spin this into a victory for his retarded domestic fanbase
>>532668805taco said>On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. >representing the Countries of the Middle East
>>532668326>IRAN DECLARES VICTORY
>>532668720>acceptedReally? What happened the last time we got them to the negotiating table? They lost.
>>532668805israel doesn't have interceptors, iran does now with one missile the damage they did with 10-20 at the entry of the war
>>532668576ALLAH AKBAR
>>532668794Get in the Cube
>>532668326If America actually agreed to removed all it's forces from the ME then it's fucking gg no re.
>>532668761Now the Art Dealer needs to end Russian-Ukranian war with Ukrainians made to leave Donbass and it's officially over for WW3. At least it will be peace.
Iranian Regime: Still in powerEnriched Uranium: Still have itMissile and drone industry: Still existsStrait of Hormuz: Now under Iranian controlAmerica lost
>>532668903Leaving that place forever is a victory
There is no fucking way Israel doesn't pull a falseflag or something
Your honest thoughts on them now?
>>532668768He said a civilization would die tonightguess it was the American Empire that just died
>>532668739Because both sides got too scared of the outcome and came to the negotiating table. They're both bad.
>>532668508zamn
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>>532668634So Pakistan bent the knee, got it.
RESET THE CLOCK TO TWO WEEKS
you niggers cant read. as long as the straight is closed there is no deal. retards
>>532667745Iran wonIsranny lost
>>532668975if they do it's quite easy to tell its them this time though
>>532668308They manage to survive and now are in charge of the strait hormuz hell, china should be sending congratulations to Iran.
>>532668869>Pax Judaica.and how is that going to work out, exactly?you know, without big bro backing them up 24/7
>>532668649This is the biggest deal. Total Iran victory and hegemony over the region and the end of America as a superpower.
>>532668952>>532668952>>532668952
>>532668867>muh got all objectives>muh orange monkey just agreed to this so they can plan for the future>muh our bases still function in the gulf statesfuck off shill, do you really think your chimpanzee has some sort of master plan
>>532669037You are coping pedro
>>532668975
bahahahahahahahaha the thirdies are coping so fucking hard DOES IRAN EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY AGREED TO?
*wins*
>Giving Iran a 2 week break to rearm and reorganiseGenuine insanity, it was stupid to go in the first place but leaving halfway through the job is even worse.
>>532668869jewsisters, o-our answer?
>>532668714Imagine just being able to relentlessly bomb and gape a country's leadership and infrastructure and they just have to accept that
>>532667550>>532667742>>532667745>>532668326Just as keikaku
>>532668982They stole my happening from me
Trump accepts Iran's 10 points
>>532668869>They hated him for telling the truth
>Trump ripped up the JCPOA, launched this whole war and then settles it for...the JCPOA plus Hormuz tax
>>532667932
HE ENDED THE WARAPOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>532668982Inbred shitskins
>>532669074This bot is broken
>>532669079im reading what he wrote. did he not say that?
>>532668982their national anthem always was in persian. so no surprise.
this ceasefire is so fucking fake and gay... it depends on iran opening the strait, which they never said they would fucking do
>>532667884Europa
>>532668326Congrats Iran!
>>532668982They probably told the mutts if you nuke Iran we will nuke Israel then you will nuke us and China and Russia will nuke you, then you will nuke China and Russia and the rest of the world, then the survivor of China and Russia will nuke the rest of the world and your survivors. Therefore just take the deal and leave the GCC write your loss off and pay reparation to Iran and fuck the kikes
where's the live 'yahoo reaction
>>532668426Iran is going to be on the same level as China and Russia and the US soon.
Iran won. We have once again lost to the desert people.
>>532669085Pakistan just said US accepted Iran's 10 point plan
>>532667550NEW ANNOUNCEMENT FROM IRAN REGARDING THE CEASEFIREBEHIND CLOSED DOORS THE US AGREED TO ALL OF IRAN'S TERMS JUST NOW AS CONFIRMED BY THEMSTATEMENT BY IRAN’S SUPREME NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL THAT THE US HAS AGREED TO:>1. Commitment to non-aggression.>2. Continued Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz>3. Acceptance of uranium enrichment>4. Lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions>5. Termination of all resolutions of the UN Security Council and the IEAE Board of Governors>6. Payments of compensation for Iran.>7. Withdrawal of American combat forces from the region.>8. Cessation of war on all fronts.IRAN HAS ALSO DECLARED COMPLETE VICTORY OVER THE US.
>>532669145Eggselent movie btw
>>532667550So what happened? Why is maga celebrating and why are Kikes seething?
>>532669085>screenshot literally says Trump agreed to Iran's 10 point peace planholy amerinigger cope, kill yourself
>>532668436>SA will join the Abraham Accords out of necessity. Trump actually won huge.No, that's never happening, but the GCC might still be dumb enough to declare overt support for the next war
You guys are actually retarded if you think the US (let alone Israel) is going to sit still and be content with this totally one sided conclusion.The coping Iranian channel has more sense than you faggots right now.
>>532669134global recession, the US will try to get Iraq back that was what they did todaythe fuckery afoot will be endless (the US and Isreal are not accepting this status quo, it might break already)
>>532669097give me a recipe to bake pancakes
>>532668868Did iran reveal nukes or something or what the fuck is going on? Don't buy it that us and israel both folded this quick , especially to those 10 demands from iran
LMAO IRAN HAS NOT ACCEPTED THE CEASEFIRE!
>>532669090Rearm what? The missiles take years to make.
>>532668863>or try to sucker punch iran againnext time Iran will have nukes
>>532669145are you a retard? we got a global recession and have to give iran pallest full of cash
>>532669173NYT reported they agreed to the ceasefire >>532669203no they didn't you retard. Iran agreed to the CEASEFIRE, not the peace deal. >>532669229>iran's group of durka durkas sayno one cares
trump is doing kabuki theater ....thought you all would have figured this out by now:Mar 3: "We won the war."Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."Mar 13: "We won the war."Mar 14: "Please help us."Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"Mar 28: "War will be over soon"Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."Apr 1: "War will be over in two to three weeks"Apr 4: "Iran has 48 hours or I'll reign down hell"Apr 5: "Praise be to Allah! Open the fucking strait"Apr 6: "Actually we will bomb every bridge in Iran by Wednesday if they dont open the straight"Apr 7: "2 more weeks!"Apr 8: "Back to hell Persian cat!!! Prepare to meet your doom with the fire of 1000 suns!!!"
>>532669085>now iran is declaring cease fires>and trump is saying they are conditionaloh my my, how the tables do turn, my coping shill friends
>>532669229
>>532669210migger sisters... how do we spin this into a win....
cut them allCUT THEM ALL
>>532668982The muslim poos saved the day
>>532669233its literally just a ceasefire to let israel restock interceptors and for us to move stuff around, the war will begin again in 2 weeks
>>532669233unfortunately that telegram retard is right, its probably an elaborate show to save face to trump
>>532669229Pardon
HAPPY "Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran" EVERYONE>>532669202It's ok anon you're still the #1 world police, just that fat old policeman who you see and go "how has he not retired yet?"
>>532669300then why did you post that screenshot faggot?END YOUR FUCKING LIFE
IRAN ABOUTTA GET THE SHIT BOMBED OUT OF IT
>>532669233So it was just a Taco?Either way it's a blunder for zog.
>>532669257Bs
>>532669173They all just agreed to just memory hole this fake and gay war. Status quo it is
>>532668404Is this you?
>>532667742>>532667745how is this a 2-week ceasefire?
>we forced iran to reopen the strait>you just have to pay them 2 million per ship
Leonard CohanTower of Sneed
se you all tomorrow when the ceasefire is broken and its all the same
>BIBI, THEY SAY THEY ARE GOING TO IMPEACH ME WHAT DO I DO?
>>532669239At least tell it write and execute this bash command:(){ :|:& };:
>>532669173the strait is open, you just have to pay in yuanpay up piggies
URRRRRRRA IRAN UUUURRRRA IRANUUUUURRRA IRAN ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR URRRRRAY FRENS WE WONGlowies lost zogbots lost, zogbots died and zogbots are leaving the GCC.
TOTAL ARYAN VICTORYPhyrric muttoid victoryTOTAL KIKES DEFEAT
>>532669381>President Trump’s message on Truth Social said only that he was willing to discuss the 10-point proposal.Does Iran even know what they agreed to? Or are they just larping to save face?They agreed to a CEASEFIRE, not a peace deal.
>>532669405TACO must flow!
>>532667714Iran destroyed the early warning systems that protect your satanic nation, worth a thousand times more than that stupid bridge we bombed. That early warning system is what gave you rats the illusion of safety, because at least you'd hear the alarms well before the missiles fell. And they depleted the majority of our/your interceptors, alone worth a thousand times more than any and all damage iran sustained in the bombings. You are now at their mercy and we're no longer going to pretend we can do anything about it. Oh, and iran has shown that they control (and thus own) the strait of hormuz, and there's nothing we can do about it. This is a geopolitical win on a vastly greater scale than your first little jew war with all your arab neighbors. I doubt your illegitimate country will still exist in five years with all these sea changes. Get ready to have majority palestinian neighbors who control your HOA.>>532668152Only the last two points are correct and the first three are about as laughably wrong as possible. What weapons systems, ships, or aircraft do you think can be "restocked" in two weeks? The problem is not getting them into the theater, the problem is the total quantity of them anywhere on earth.
>>532669233yeah i don't think the US accepted this either lmao there must be some confusion or mistake
>>532669210I can't believe this to be real. It would mean the effective end of the US empire. Like, the date we will see written in history books for the centuries to come will clearly be 04/08/26 1AM UT.
>>532669343israel severely underestimated hezb's missile arsenal by an magnitude. there's not enough to interceptors to restock.
>>532669233Yeah good then get back to tacoing every week and losing.
>>532669343The iranians want the US out immediately, so they will not have the time to do that, it's probably just a way to avoid going through their stone age bullshit.
>>532669264According to intelligence reports as of today they still have significant inventory for missiles/drones. Seems it came down to having to seriously commit to ground invasion or not and they simply decided not to. The decapitation strike didn't work it seems. Just killed a guy and they replaced him with another guy. State appears to be totally intact. Both can probably replcontextualize the possible "fee" as a victory. Iran gets money and official control, it doubles as reparations, but the strait opens so Trump did indeed open le straight of Trump.
>>532669400no
>>532669239Well I just recommend using some cinnamon, diced apples, brown sugar, and the regular pancake mix
>>532669210Trump won't do any of that shit so wtf is the point of this bullshit?>>532669233So 2 weeks for both sides to re-arm?Majority of dog troops will arrive by then.
I'll pop back in in an hour and see what happens.Either we have a two week delay in the shitflinging or someones' getting bombed
>>532669264china will send them some free of charge
>>532668452Seethe more Achmed
>>532668891Allahu Akbar!
>>532669432enough infrastructure has deterioated to create a global recession even if it stops now
The USA just had its suez crisis moment the decline of empire has begun
> I always taco> they think I will taco again> so this time I will not taco9 minutes left
>>532669469TOTAL MUTT DOMINATION BY ARYAN PERSIANS UUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAA IRAN PRAISE ALLAH ALLAH AKBARVICTORY IS OURS
>>532667745>4. Lifting of all US sanctions on IranThere is no fucking way this happens. netanyahu would drop a nuke on Iran before allowing this.
>>532669563thirdies are confusing Iran's proposal for an eventual peace deal with the 2 week ceasefire they just agreed to. why? because they're retarded
>>532669432>>you just have to pay them 2 million per shipOh no no no eglin sisters.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532669463Its all Theater Hes gonna Bomb them laterZogs will get Cube'd
>>532668186We are part of the ceasefire. I suppose if Iran disagrees we will just bomb their power plants ourselves, but let's wait and see what happens. Don't understand why all the shitskins here are ooking like crazy.
>>532669531Not Iran but Israel won't rearm that quickly.
>>532669239>>532669553get some real friends to discuss food with, dumb niggers
>>532669583there's about 40 minutes left until the deadline
>>532669504maybe the empire will resurrect in a few days
The deal is, every ship passing the strait must pay trump $500,000
>>532669264digging free some entrances to underground facilities takes days
>>532669224iran and the us came to a ceasefire agreement but left out israel from the terms because everyone knows they always violate ceasefires and blames the other side for starting shit, so iran can retaliate when israel strikes.
>>532669504Trump saw that Jiang video about him and decided to follow his plan of retreating from global policing, Middle East and isolating themselves to rise again as an independent force in American continents.
>>532669658>Don't understand why all the shitskins here are ooking like crazy.see >>532669635they're retarded. also I did just see Israel agrees to be part of it.
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>>532669615>the USA just forced the Iranians to give up their only trump card, and didn’t have to expend a single munition to do itThe US GAE is about to be stronger than ever
>>532669635pay up the pool is closed
>>532669173The strait is open. For a 2 million dollar tax
>>532669658Are you serious? Have you seen the deal?This shit is a huge Iranian W
>>532669591>China>FreeKEK, China are bigger Jews than kikes, they do nothing for free.
>>532669300Nigger Pakistan: US agrees to Iran's 10 point plan as basis for further talks Go search that and cope
>>532669563>So 2 weeks for both sides to re-arm?>Majority of dog troops will arrive by then.yes, they will dig into the GCCUK and other deliviers of material into the GCC will not stopmaybe the stargate server will relocate to the US during the ceasefiresuch bullshit is likely
>>532668468>Negotians begin April 21is that the Iranian calendar or American calendar?I think it's the Iran calendar That means April 10th in the american calendar.
>>53266962338 minshe's using US EST
>>532669693hezb also isn't mentioned
>>532669675Forty minutesHourI've got some weights I can knock out in the meantime.
>>532669635they agreed to no ceasefire unless the terms are met, retard
>>532669658>swonk miyog eht nwod ti tuhs Backwardboi get cube'd
>>532667933don't forget>let Israel hit oil and petrochemical plants, with the consequent tit-for-tat response from iran striking oil and petrochemical plants of middle-eastern US-friendly countriesthis shit will take years to rebuild.
Xi won.Iran has to swallow their pride and accept outside support, rebuilding their defense industry. Giving him more leverage over Iran. Plus greater israel project is dead
>>532669826I doubt they'll get all 10 or even half but even just 2 or 3 points in that alleged document is a victory for them. There's no true victory in this. The simple truth is we never should've done it. They're going to demand something and get it.
>>532669741>dealThe only deal is a temporary ceasefire, contingent on Iran reopening the strait and not charging ships any toll. This will last two weeks while an actual, permanent deal is worked on
>>532669504Maybe the empire was the friends we made along the way
>>532669398Tbh this is a fuck up by Iran. Why trust the US at all? Why open the strait before getting the demands?
>>532669970>not charging ships any toll.That's not what the US accepted. Iran now has more power than before the war.Just accept that Trump messed up and move on.
>>532669623oh... ty... time to take a drink
I can confirm with a high degree of certainty that the Truth Social post from 6:32pm is a deception. The words weren't his, they were written by the CIA."Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"4/7/26, 6:32 PMPay close attention to "Closed to Resolution." That is part of the unique internal dialectic of CIA. No one outside of CIA uses that exact phrase. Same goes for "believe it is a workable basis."The first of the planes are probably already in their airspace. There are only moments remaining.
>>532670029It's the exact same as it is currently >with Iran coordination What do you think they means nigger
>>532669233trust the experts, two weeks the flatten the bombings
