> === SPLASHDOWN IMMINENT === <The Orion spacecraft is about to return to Earth, home from its journey to the moon. It will splashdown in less than 1 hour.Splashdown is targeted for 8:07 p.m. EDT off the coast of San Diego in the Pacific Ocean.>THERE IS A 1-IN-20 (5%) CHANCE OF THEM DYING. Splashdown is more dangerous than the launch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw>Artemis II MissionArtemis II NASA's first crewed mission to the Moon in over 50 years. Launched on April 1, 2026, the four-person crew is currently on a ~10-day lunar flyby mission aboard the Orion spacecraft. This is the first time humans have traveled beyond low Earth orbit since Apollo 17 in 1972. The flight is testing systems for future lunar landings.>Live Coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4>Mission Trackershttps://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis-ii/arowhttps://artemis-ii-tracker.comhttps://issinfo.net/artemis.html>Schedulehttps://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/artemis-ii-overview-timeline-public-final.pdf>The CrewReid Wiseman (Commander)https://www.nasa.gov/people/reid-wisemanVictor Glover (Pilot)https://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/astronauts/victor-j-gloverChristina Koch (Mission Specialist)https://www.nasa.gov/people/christina-kochJeremy Hansen (Mission Specialist)https://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/astronauts/canadian/active/bio-jeremy-hansen.asp>Photoshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-astronautshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/journey-to-the-moonhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-launchhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemishttps://www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2explore/>Additional Readinghttps://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/orion-spacecraft/https://www.nasa.gov/mission/artemis-iihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_IIhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(spacecraft)Previous thread: >>532592728
CAM ON ARTEMIS*BANG BANG BANG*SPLASH TEH FOOOOK DOWN
rolling for spicy re-entry
Hi everyone
>>532912657Rolling
>>532912402
Must have been nice to leave the gay Earth for a while
Next major event is the separation of the crew module from the service moduleScheduled for 37 minutes before splashdown, so 10 minutes from now at 7:30 Eastern
>WE'VE GOT THE ROCKETS
Ghoul Watch...engage.
>>532912800>WE'VE GOT THE ROCKETSWe need soldiers!
>>532912794Trump: > I instructed to seperate from the european module, we didnt need it, they were freeloaders on the capsule
Probably gonna smoke a bowl and watch PHM after the splashdown.
8 minutes to ESP sep
8 days in and all they have for press release are 3 shopped images of the moon and 1 heavily edited image of the earth, kek. Nasa deleted all its broadcast footage since day 1 of the launch to prevent crossreferencing. 50 hours of 4 jewish niggers doing flips in a little pod powered by a handful of solar panels that couldn't power my toaster for an hour. Tongue my anus kikes.
I know why sailors are motherfucking superstitious, no natural plants around them. I would hate to be in legit ass space, or somewhere else dead as fuck like antshartica.>>532912952KANE LIVES!
How come the control rooms are still full of crackers despite /pol/ saying it being only pajeets, femoids and a token nigger?
>>532912971Yo BR, why you quit wallyworld? My friend has a baby momma that works there and im trying to get her to quit and work for us.
>>532913023I'm guessing that this random pilot just got told, very sternly, to get the fuck away from that airspace
Rolling for a disaster
>>532913166this fucking guy
>>53291272124 hours a dayevery single dayevery single hourmultiple flat earth shill threadsfor yearssame scripted talking points, memes, and shill vibes. it's not all retards and trolls, it's too regular for that. this is not organic, this is astroturfed. paid shills. that's also why everything they say is retarded, their job is to be paid retards. literally professional retards.
>>532912721paid flat earth professional retards pretend not to understand how cameras or refraction work. all their related bullshit debunked in one image.
>>532913211Roll
is there any proof they even left earth?
>>532912721paid flat earth professional retards pretend not to understand how gravity, vacuum, perspective, rockets, flight, etc work. all the rest of their bullshit debunked in one image.
Will Socal hear a sonic boom?
>>532913300Nigger
>>532912402rolling for safe splashdown
>>532913105>why you quit wallyworld?Simple>management was getting ridiculous >worked there for 25 years and new hires are making more than me>back is fuckedI'm much more happier and better paid as an independent digital content creator, vtuber, and interactive video games streamer.
>>532912721just a few of the many ways to prove the earth is round, without having to trust the science.
>>532913300Yeah the TV
>>532913300checked, the SLS liftoff
every argument that the moon landing was faked can be debunked by just looking it up, or asking an ai if you're lazy, and getting a perfectly reasonable explanation.
>>532912402this one's my favorite photo
>>532913215He just gotta be this guy.
>>532913389it's like an album cover!
Hello going to follow in this thread. I thought /sci/ would have one but they have a sticky that gets 10 posts a day instead
1 minute to ESM separation
>>532913300>is there any proof they even left earth?
>>532913387SAAAAAR
60 seconds to separation. Clear the ramp.
>>532913387Right, looking up Wagging the Moon Doggy sneedbunks the whole thingStan Kubrik was a genius, well not really
>>532913439the /sci/ topic thread sucks balls
does this guy look like a liar to you/??
>>532913332>rolling for safe splashdownoff by one FUCK
>>532912657Digits and the sky will fall.
That shit looked insanely fake
And we have Service Module separation
>>532913356but did anyone actually see them enter the rocket?
Any cali sandiego fags here?Will you be able to see the capsule streaking thru the atmosphere?
>>532913553Wtf is this playstation 2 bullshit?
>>532913553what happens to the other bit now?
>>532913336>back is fuckedUnderstandaburu
>>532913613Gets in the way of future missions
>>532913300Picrel is literally greenscreenslop they were showing viewers as being real footage from the little cuck pod from day 2 onwards. This same slop was on a video they uploaded before they even launched. Notice also how they've changed the camera angle on the livefeed now so that we don't get good shots of the earth as they come in to land. They've never once shown this new angle until now, lmao.
>>532913211
>>532913613donated to ukraine
>>532913581>but did anyone actually see them enter the rocket?Nothing that you will accept, but yeshttps://youtu.be/Tf_UjBMIzNo?t=5578
>>532913613they smash it into wisconsin
>>532913668Like turks comprehend poker...
>>532913389It looks kinda brown
>>532913447Looks like a fucking painting, april fools goy!
>>532913613>what happens to the other bit now?It'll burn up somewhere over the Pacific
>>532913606looks like a cgi intro!
>>532913492APOCALYPSETANK
I hope it will land in Pyongyang
>>532913632Take care of your back. You'll miss it when it's sawdust.
praying to kek to see the nigger and the foid burning to death
>532913763wrong gifI thought I had these unlabeled
They’ll cut the feed due to technical difficulties calling it now
>>532913690they really make full use of everything don't they nasa
20k MPH
>>532913777Check'd and acknowledged BR.
>>532913811India fucking did that when their moon lander impacted
>>532913447Yea, they are undetectable in global biofield ESP.
I hope they burn up and die
>>532913812just like the great buffalo
>>532913865India never had a "moon lander"
>>532912402how do they land bros
>>532913811they'll cut the feed due to interference from plasma during re-entry, they already told us this. it's a 6 minute blackout period
>>532913885awww don't you worry little one i'm sure you'll become a good store manager or team lead one day!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775864509875128.webm
>>532912402Galieo was a lying religion ball earth fundie retarded sht eating brahmin Copernicus and his Jewish bull shit
>>532913553Civilization 2 video?
>>532913553>>532913606>>532913749That's just the visualizationhere is the ESM sep
>>532913708Do mutts?
>>532913943I’m talking about the stream itself
OH SHIDTHEY FORGOT TO LOAD THE PARACHUTES ONBOARD
STARFIELD TIME LINE LETS GONASA GO GO GODIGITS AND STARBORN REVEAL THEMSELVES
isnt spacex able to provide footage even during plasma re-entry?
>>532914028NASA Mission Control stream continues, irrespective of capcoms
>>532914024Yes. I am better @ craps. Try me. FUPG is the new Sic Bo.
whys the on board camera down
Holy shit, Trump is going to have ICE deport them back into orbit
>>532913922https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandrayaan_programmehttps://factually.co/fact-checks/science/did-india-land-on-the-moon-chandrayaan-3-1ea82eThese people say India successfully landed but I remember watching the stream everything went 100% dead and people looked FUCKING DEPRESSED in India's command center on live stream. I would actually suspect a cover-up. I believe the USA landed on the moon way back when but half of these shit-hole countries have fucking busted or bogus "moon programs." Of course the propaganda game is to insist that everyone's space program is successful because once cause for probable doubt is established then the sharks in the water smell fucking blood.Now let me tell you about the psychic vampires and their masquerade. Basically everyone is a bruja drug vampire right now because the bruja virus instinct is just feed and turn, feed and turn. The ferals will deny it until they're dead. Me? I'm a toreador.
SHOW US THE CABIN VIEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you think GHOST53 is up to?
>>532913717Its because of that Indian lander what was it called Diarrheayaan or something
>>532914109you're still here? Isnt it like 12 over there?
>>532914163Theyre not getting deported retard theyre just going out to enjoy the show. That's one of the benefits you get when you join the military.
>>532914179>SHOW US THE CABIN VIEWOh shit they heard you
>>532914132
>>532914173>Now THIS is podracing
>>532914173> On 6 September 2019, during the descent to the surface, the contact with the lander was lost after it crash-landed. Nevermind, I think I remembered this shit. Damn that was funny. The years just run together sometimes
>>532914109yes, due to starlink, which nasa should be but isn't using and i don't know why
>>532912402https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a69663990/scientists-say-physical-warp-drive-now-possible/A research paper proposes a fully physically realized model for warp drive.This builds on an existing model that requires negative energy—an impossibility.The new model is exciting, but warp speed is still probably decades or centuries away.
INTEGRITY COMM CHECK
>>532914248WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD????
a demiurge projected a dragon directly over my house all the way from the other side of the planet
Stoked for this. Technology FTW. Silence the part of your brain that wants to see a disaster, and watch in awe as human space travel takes another step to the fore
>>532914311>WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD????Somebody saw the Canadian vent
>>532914311check'd n kek'd for foids aboard...
rolling for astronaut nipslip live on stream
>>532914248i dont want to look out the damn window i wanna see the crew shit their pants
Tell me about the plasma
>>532914309comms good
>>532914274The fucking grey aliens are total horseshit.I have scant visions of interstellar travel and only the toughest and most powerful of people can survive the really long stretches, at least acting alone.
>>532914412go throw some metal into your michaelwave
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i can see earf bros
>>532914284he cute
>>532914412>Tell me about the plasmaWhy does he wear the mask?
im rolling for it to blow up or malfunction leaving the whole crew dead.
>>532913681You're right, I don't.They show them ascend the stairs, and then allegedly board an elevator. There is no footage of them getting onto the elevator, or of them being in the elevator. It just cuts right to them walking across the bridge, which could have been prerecorded. Almost every elevator I've been in has a camera in it, but NASA doesn't? https://www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBMIzNo?si=2BkfOEx4PvAhQq5z&t=4683
>>532914420I agree but youre perciecption is off
>>532914284man, why can spacex provide 4k crispy clear multi-cam footage during plasma reentry on a test flight but NASA has some low res choppy footage and then nothing at all during reentry for a mission that costs 100x as much
>1.9m live viewers Wow!
>>532913455https://old.bitchute.com/video/XakHOpm3C6M4/
Go you mother! Uh-oh
>>532914467this bitch an IRL kerbalJUST LOOK AT HER LEGS WTF ARE THOSE JOINTS WHAT ARE THOSE PANTS HIDING??? ARGONIANS?
Flat earthers btfo
>>532914478Cause this is fake and costs 100x more than space x
It begins
Rolling for Boobs on the Nasa Feed!
This is so scary I hope they have a successful splash down.
>>532914566
Space is not real. Whatever this is, it's a distraction from something way more important.
>>532913250Exactly.What you posted is quite possibly the most Jewish meme ever made.After all these years, it seems the reason for the spamming has not sunk in.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wonder if the astronauts are making small talk rn
flat earth niggers will have a field day with this distorted image
godspeed
>>532914598so wtf is up there instead nigger? aether?
Right - everyone put on your monkey costume
>>532914579all will be well friend
>>532914552What begins?
12 MINUTES TO SPLASH DOWN!!!!!!!!!
oh shit it's bouncing off
ARGHH FUCK... IM SPLASHING... IM SPLASHING DOOOOOWNN!!!!!! UghhHHhh YeahhhhhHHH!!
blackout blackout its over ahhhhhhhh ITS OVER
>ablative material coming off immediatelyuh, bros?
HERE WE GO
>>532914478the bluehairs at nasa would never willingly use Elon's tech
SOMETHING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>6 minute blackout zone>>532914645
>shut it down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S ALL BLUE THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE
>>532914535least you kept your kool and didnt get the site shut down... fanook.
this stuttering piece of shit
>>532914597
>>532913664kek. That's like India-teir slop. Remember when they allegedly landed a probe on the moon? Kurbrick is rolling in his grave.
What happens if they explode
>6 minute BLACKED zone
>>532914727view at initiation of comms blackout
>>532914735Taxpayers get a refund
>>532912955See? Not round but shaped like horns... because demons
damn bitch that's like 100 monitors in there
>>532914455It's so fucking kino finally getting a shot from NASA showing that the Earth ISN'T perfectly round. We're so fucking back.
>>532914735
>>532913447
>NASA P3 mentioned
Whole cabin reeks of piss and shit
>25,000 miles an hourThat's quite fast!
Just made a successful splashdown in my bathroom
>>532914819lmfao
oh no no no
>>532914787Any Runescapers in chat?
>>532914819The male astronaut did the same thing
uhhh velocity and distance from earth is going up
>miles from earth going upThey said fuck this gaybearth were going back to the moon
>>532914832>WB57 mentioned
Navy Helicopters have visual
>WB-57 mentioned
based ancient bong bomber jet still in use
>>532914806Autobota? This time of year? Localizing within your webm?
based B-57 mentioned
>>532913664It might be real. Photography with the moon is likely fucky since the moon is like some crazy fucking energy ball actually. All the aurora borealis bullshit is on the surface. There's also focus, and raw unfiltered sun and shit.Like the lander right now, how are you going to film something sizzling at like 2000 degrees (no idea how hot it is, they should have an inside thermometer on screen those cowards).ffs photographing normal shit I deal with is almost impossible
>>532914894Try freedom not metric, should make sense.
>>532914914>>532914913>>532914909based
so these niggas just literally slam into the ocean?
>>532914894it's ground radar based velocity triangulation with as least 3 stations. It's not always 100% correct
6 minute blackout lmao fake as fuck
>>532914909fucking based
>>532914894>>532914908they're doing a "skip reentry"
>Aquarius this is Houston..
>>532914894Uhhh bros???
>>532914636>might have a pie for tea tonight
>>532914948yes
>>532914917Damn, never seen this footage but looks kino. From where is it?
>>532914894>uhhh velocity and distance from earth is going upNot sure why velocity would be going up, but they pitch up to bleed off some heat from the heat shield
>>532914948they skip off the atmosphere a few times, first.
Columbia, Houston, comm check...
why does it say they're 40 miles from earth but they're moving 20,000 mph
VOICE COMMUNICATION ESTABLISHED
>>532914645Another dimension if you get up high enough, but we don't have the technology to send anything up there that will survive that journey.
>OUR TRAJECTORY IS PERFECTITS HAPPENING AMERICA #1
they made it!!!!!!!
Since they're skipping, shoulda been an all gay crew
150,000 ft visual acquisitionTHERE THEY ARE loud and clear
>>532914984That's the Castle Bravo test at Bikini Atoll I think
we did it Meribros :)
holy epilepsy
Comm check from Integrity!
they made it, haters eternally btfo
>>532915032Because they're going horizontally 20000 mph
MAGA
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS BROS WE DOD IT AGAIN
>>532914870yeah what up bitchI'm almost top 100 [spoiler]don't play that much[/spoiler]
USA!USA!USA!
>>532915032Cause globe, memefag
Woww
>>532915003please don't remind me.
W00T
>>532915070
>>532915070lmao
>>532914869>picrel...and this is where the ayys come in
>>532915070DANCE PARTY
triggering millions of viewers with epilepsy
>>532914997Nah, they ditched that part precisely because of uncertainty about the heat shield.Better it only melts once for a short time than putting it through multiple cycles, it seems.
SHIT ITS SPINNING
DISTRICT JUDGE HAS JUST DECLARED THAT ARTEMIS II CAPSULE MUST RETURN TO THE MOON
I live in Long Beach, is there a chance they miss the ocean and hit my house all the way up here?
chute won't deploy omg
Seizure warning
I just noticed that orange man willl be president during>Artemis 2>World Cup 2026 in US/Can/Mex>250th Anniversary >Artemis 3>Olympics 2028 in LA>Artemis 4 when they actually go back to the moon>Avengers Doomsdayhow did this nigga get so lucky
is that an ayy lmao?
Made it through. Waiting for chutes.
THE CHUTES THE CHUTES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IMAGINE BEING INSIDE THAT THING JUST FALLING TO EARTH
They are closing in!
There she is - i might cry
that's my buttplug
>>532915142>DISTRICT JUDGE HAS JUST DECLARED THAT ARTEMIS II CAPSULE MUST RETURN TO THE MOONbased
>>532915155The Biden presidency was a gift and a curse.
These commentatators need to shut the fuck up. No need to fill every second with blabber
its out!
Did they splash yet?
>>532915155He says it all the time lol. They should've just let him win in 2020
Great parachutes
>>532915191"We're hauling ass"-Felix Baumgartner
>532915094top 1000* overall skill"You play runescape like you live real life" guess I'm paranoid and never die
It looks like the stack of onions they set on fire at a hibachi grill
>>532915155>luckyGreatest world leader ever other than the conquerers
Orange Rocket Good?
>2.8m watching Holy shit
shuuuuutes
Americans eat this fake slop shit up
AAAAAAHHH IT'S COMING DOOOOOWN
wew
ah my drogues
Outer space is fake. The earth is flat.
we have main schutes!
M A I N S H U T E S
dam thats kinda cool
rescue team comes to get them and finds the crew replaced by ayy lmaos
>>532915131But it looks like they're in freefall? Thought they'd keep the shield but i guess im mistook.
Now they can give speeches and fuck bitches for the rest of their lives
Holy shit. Those chutes popping off, and the new ones deploying was cool as fuck.
WHERE IS THE CAPSULE DASHCAM
MAIN SHITS3 GOOD MAIN SHITSGOOD DESHIT RATE
Thank god chute deployed i cant fucking wait to go to ivs launch
lookin good
the most boringest part is literally waiting for it to splash down>yup parachutes work>zzzzzzzzzzzz>>532915325>>532915325>>532915325
>they didn't dieI'm glad they weren't killed to distract from Iran/Epstein
>>532915298WELL WELL WELL. WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL...
THE MAIN CHUTES ARE DEPLOYED!!>>532915302(you)
Good chance to commence project blue beanz
Welcome back, heroes.
>>532915284maybe if you eurotards did anything besides worry about replacement migration you could also do shit like this
>>532915302so's ur mom but she still has great suction
Confiscate the piss bags
I know it smell wild in there
>>532915352IT'S COVERED IN BLOOD!!!
Flat earthers in tears
>>532915365hell yuhh>Litty
SAFE LANDING!!! ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS EAT COCK
>>532915341>Now they can give speeches and fuck bitches for the rest of their livesAt least one of them is a good family man
You guys let me know when their landing equipment fails and they pancake into the ocean.
capsule still glowing hot on infrared
It looks very photogenic
>>532915284The thing is: wouldn't other countries be able to discredit them? Why wouldn't they?
>yeah just pop of that RCS for the fuck of it it's on NASA's dollar lol
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Uhh why is the RCS spazzing at 1000 feet?
>OMG WE DID IT I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!
Gentlemen, we did it.
spalaaaaaaschdown
SPLASHDOWN CONFIRMED
Splashdown
>>532915392Meh. They were just spam in a can.
>>532915460it's over
SPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWNSPLASH DOWN>SPLASH DOWN
USA USA USA
>>532915485THANK YOU WAMEN FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE
SPLASH DOWNTURD IN WATERSPLASH DOWN
America wins again.
Touchdown!!!
>>532915448>4 daughters
>Integrity>Orion>Artemis Which is it?!
BBCBIG BLUE COCK
SPACEBROS WE ARE SO BACK
we did it r*ddit
Were they burning off their braps before?
THIRD WORLD POLNIGGERS BTFOED
HATERS EAT COCK
LETS FUCKING GO
>Mid 2027Low Earth Orbit test (boring)>Early 2028Landing on the moon for the first time since 1972>Late 2028MOONBASE
>>532915529nigger
Hidden Figures did this and dontchu forget it
>>532912402WE DID IT!
>>532914457This would be the season for that to happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vX21Md-STQ
they should have snuck an alien costume into the module so they can open the hatch and an alien head pops out and scares the rescue team
>>532915540>4 daughtersYeah, I bet he's not too happy to be back
that was cool af you fuckers told me it was all fake and gay before fuck you
>>532915529
>>532915542Don't worry about it. It's above your pay grade.
Imagine if it just sunk like a rock
>>532915572DAS RIGHT
Honestly NASA can do this mission with perfect precision but the rest of us are too thick to make a train run on time
SAVE THEM QUICKSOMEBODY
>>532915542Artemis is the rocketIntegrity is the name of the orion module
>>532915538i want to go back. wholesome. alpha male, feminine woman. optimism, merit, law and order, patriotism
We need to invest more in space
>>532915542artemis is the moon program, orion the capsule type and integrity what they named the current capsule
>>532915542Integrity is the name of that specific Orion capsule.
>Chudmerica wonNoooooooooo
I want to see ET stepping out now
Imagine if we diverted all the nigger gibs to space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVmm6HhLpPs
>>532915631NASA's budget is like $20 billion, and that's higher because of Artemis. It's crazy how little we spend but we basically just use spacex as NASA now
Green crew members?
>>532915664they said they had 4 greens on board uhhh bros
>>532915631We tried. Then their budget got cut. Then they got more money. Then they threw their money in the trash. Then we gave them more money again and they figured it out.
>>532915653is it true that everyone hates Kast already or is that a lie?
>>532915670a man can dream
>>532915653You're named for a bowl full of beans
>>532915542>ArtemisThe name of the entire mission>OrionThe model of spacecraft that they're riding on. >IntegrityThis is the nickname the astronauts gave their spacecraft
>>532915613The 6 minute blackout is to stop cameras spotting them roll the capsule full of actors out of the back of a C130 at 45k feet. Its all fake theatre for redditors and Americans who eat this slop up.
>>532915699AYY LMAO
>>532915699Replaced by Ayy Lmaos
spacex is holding back Artemis 3
>>532915631imagine if we swapped the defense budget and the nasa budget
>>532915699
>>532915568Until a democrat gets elected in 2028 and cancels all moon missions
>>532915631The SLS is a griftmachine.
>>532913300Yeah, Hollywood.
>>532915768image if browns and muslims didnt exist
>>532913336Good for you
>>532915743>the 6 minute blackout is visible from the grounduh-huh
>>532915722>Integrityshieeeeet case closedthey wouldn't jus be lyin n shiet
make a new thread numbnuts
>>532915743ok pal
>>532915722>Artemis>The name of the entire missionArtemis II is the name of this mission.Artemis is the program name.Next mission will be Artemis III.
>>532915830>make a new thread numbnutsWhy?There's not much left to talk about
>>532915448>all daughters
/pol/ we're at stable one
>>532915830for what? the afterparty? bake it urself
>>532915768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOgFZfRVaww
>Moonbase>Man on Mars>Digging up the ocean of Europa, Jupiter in search for life>Man on Titan, Saturn>Digging up the ocean of Enceladus, Saturn in search for life>Man on Pluto>Interstellar probe to Proxma Centauriwhat will we live to see bruhs
>>532915714If you mean so much as everyone then yes, but the communists in this country are extremist niggers so there's not point in dealing with them.In regards to the political center I can see Kast losing support if he goes the Milei route and sucks jewish cock like you would drink Terremoto.
>>532915844>ERM ACKSHUALLY
I AM GROWING STRONGER
The astronauts better be in there or Im suing
>>532915448they cute
>>532915743go be retarded elsewhere please
>>532915768You'd have a moon base by now.All the biggest telescopes are on Earth because we can't have something this big in orbit, but most of that size is to cope - you guessed it - with being on the ground.A moon base could create a massive telescope whose size is exclusively used to look into the galaxy rather than through miles of atmosphere.
>>532915876me on the right
>>532915485I love science
>hatch opens>trump steps out >"MY BODY-DOUBLE DID WHAT IN IRAN?!"
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>>532915886probably a whole lot of fucking nothing but I'm working on the whole alien contact thing
>they're getting alien signalsoh no
Russian submarine will reach it first
>>532915980!!!!
>>532915980Somethings never change. People are cattle indeed.
>>532915980is this true im watching the jays game simultaneously kek
>>532915929>they cuteI know it's a meme, but if you lined up the 3 on the right and asked me to figure out which is which, I couldn'tAll three look exactly the same to me.
>>532915910
>>532913447>is there any proof they even left earth?
took a long time to get to these niggas if there was a problem it would have been over
>>532913336
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h9f7EZ1_6I
This is absolute PEAK humanity.
