SPLASH DOWN CONFIRMED MURICA FUCK YEAH still waiting for them to get out >Artemis II MissionArtemis II NASA's first crewed mission to the Moon in over 50 years. Launched on April 1, 2026, the four-person crew is currently on a ~10-day lunar flyby mission aboard the Orion spacecraft. This is the first time humans have traveled beyond low Earth orbit since Apollo 17 in 1972. The flight is testing systems for future lunar landings.>Live Coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4>Mission Trackershttps://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis-ii/arowhttps://artemis-ii-tracker.comhttps://issinfo.net/artemis.html>Schedulehttps://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/artemis-ii-overview-timeline-public-final.pdf>The CrewReid Wiseman (Commander)https://www.nasa.gov/people/reid-wisemanVictor Glover (Pilot)https://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/astronauts/victor-j-gloverChristina Koch (Mission Specialist)https://www.nasa.gov/people/christina-kochJeremy Hansen (Mission Specialist)https://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/astronauts/canadian/active/bio-jeremy-hansen.asp>Photoshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-astronautshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/journey-to-the-moonhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-launchhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemishttps://www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2explore/>Additional Readinghttps://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/orion-spacecraft/https://www.nasa.gov/mission/artemis-iihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_IIhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(spacecraft)Previous thread: >>532915982
Eurocuck status?
these niggas STILL havent opened the door
So will China pull it off too without any gory disasters?
lmao that guy fell in
that was some ride. looking forward to seeing more pics and vids now that they've landed. also curious about the condition of the heat shield.
Remember those whale boat attacks
>>532919757the door is open
>>532919683can't wait for the next movie
>>532919757the door has been open for like half an hour now
Way to go posting Orange Niggers stupid thoughts
space-x did this better. this definitely seems like a government production lol.
They’re all dead lmao
THE CAPSULE IS EMPTYI REPEATTHE CAPSULE IS EMPTY
USA USA USA USA USA
>the white flight control room
theyre saying it may take 3 to 6 more hours to get them out of the orion capsule.pathetic
>>532919982MOGGING all other countries
>>532920075im literally watching them get out of it you nigger
its confirmed the crew have returned with fearsome newtype powers, enhanced iq, super strength, green skin
>>532920075holy shit how pathetic. they should just hop out
>>532919930>this definitely seems like a government productionWell, that's usually the problem. NASA is good at treating space like it's a military operation, and in some ways it is. You don't get fancy touchscreen controls or 4k footage from starlink. You get radio silence (encrypted video/audio transmissions) and a couple knobs. One similarity is that they both basically fly themselves though.
>>532920084Russia, ironically is pretty good at space too.
>>532920124yeah, it's important to sell this to the public with good feeds, imagery and production values too though
>THOSE ARENT MOUNTAINS
do you all believe in The Overview Effect?
>>532920071i don't know why i did this
>>532920270>this could be you!I think you fully understand.
Doomers btfo
>>532920349I'm assembling a team...
What is III gonna do, send down a lander with no one in it?
>>532920349
why are there a half dozen assault rifles being aimed at the spacemen???
>>532920509they gotta put em down anon they know too much, sad but true
>>532920473Artemis 3 isnt going to the moon, its to prove the viability of a shuttle going up and docking with a lander in earths orbit
>>532920415we're all millionaires in waiting, but you build national pride and aura if you produce this properly.
>>532920500haha, cute
mfw I open the door
>>532919683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLm1ooqjJl8
>>532920619So the lunar lander will be untested on the moon for IV?
>>532920509You know why, Miku.
>>532920656i saw some steam come out when the door opened
>>532920770Correct. Wasteful to have an entirely unmanned landing and return given that we've done it multiple times before, and have tested other aspects of the flight systems already.
>>532919683>Next step MarsKek
>>532920816Multiple times in the 70s?
>>532919683CONSUMER SENTIMENT LOWEST RECORDED SINCE WW2>Consumer survey released Friday showed that sentiment declined 11% early this month to a reading of 47.6, lower than anything seen in the post World War II era, including during the Great Recession, the pandemic downturn and the historic inflation surge afterward.INFLATION SKYROCKETS>Meanwhile, Americans’ expectations for inflation in the year ahead surged a full percentage point early this month to 4.8%, the biggest monthly increase in a year, when Trump unveiled his sweeping “Liberation Day” tariffs.CONSUMER PRICES UP HIGHEST IN 2 YEARS>In a separate report Friday, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported that the Consumer Price Index surged 0.9% in March, the sharpest monthly increase since 2022, pushing the annual rate to 3.3%, the highest in nearly two years.https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/10/economy/us-consumer-sentiment-record-low-april
>>532919683EPSTEIN CHILD SACRIFICES EXPLAINEDThis shirt video covers most of the horrific details
>>532920917uh oh the bot got triggered by the pic lmfao
NASA is targeting mid-2027 for the Artemis III mission, which aims to land the first astronauts (including the first woman and person of color)alright see you niggers and foids in 14 months.
CHOPPA
>>532920996I'm sure that must feel nice after 10 days in space
>>532920816i think they are testing an uncrewed landing with the lunar lander first. which makes sense the starship is a radically different architecture to apollo
>module>front porch>lifting them one by one into a helicopter This is the most convoluted shit lmao
>>532920994IV is the landing
>>532920994no that plan has changed. landing is 2028 with artemis iv now
The astronauts entering the shuttle from below.
>>532920994why can't they just land normal people
>>532920183No. Their last attempt at landing a rover on the moon 2 years ago was a spectacular failure. It crashed down like a meteor.They've prepared 10 years for the rover landing and in the aftermath Roscosmos had their funding slashed because it was needed for the war.To add insult to injury, India landed their own moon rover near the same spot where the Russian rover crashed just days later without any problems.Right now the space race ranking is:USA (+ some ESA)ChinaIndiaAnd then nothing.
>>532921057yeah the pick up looks a bit silly compared to just grabbing the whole capsule with a ships crane.
>>532921120I feel like a small boat would have been faster in the end. The helicopters just feel like a powerflexmog over 3rd world countries.
>>532921161Ah shit. I thought Artemis IV was supposed to be the start of the permanent moon base.What the fuck does Artemis III do then?
And we landed.
>>532921504test docking with the lunar lander in orbit
why are the cameras so shit? everything is pixelated, live coverage from space was clearer
stupid bitch talking got it wrong, also her jokes didn't fit the moment, that guy should have kept talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D0ZQPqeJkkwe back
>>532921594The lunar lander that still isn't finished
>why arent their cameras better!>why isnt recovery going faster!>why arent they using a crane!man chinks are really struggling to find any angle to shit on this
>>532921823spacex is working on it
>>532921833Hello schizo
>>532921823yeah i'd be surprised if they actually made the 2028 landing. china is planning to land on the moon in 2030 so, this is a space race, and we don't know whose going to win.
>>532922093kino pic
>>532921235This entire thing is aimed at placating boomer migger cattle, they love niggers.
>>532922216>you went to the moon? THATS SO FUCKING JEWISH
>>532920084>MOGGING all other countries
the madman walked off the helicopter lmfao
>>532920123They are worried about sharks. The most dangerous part of being an astronaut is being attacked by sharks.
>>532919683Ya, that was a great film.
>>532922371Cosmonauts brought shotguns after they landed in Siberia.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82
That was the dumbest fucking recovery I have ever seen. The Elon ones are 10x better.
every successful nigger is DEI
>>532922371Space bears with ak47s are definitely a bigger risk.
congratulations america
>>532922754>>532922371one of your fellow astronauts having a mental breakdown smashing a hole in a window or wall to let in fresh space air
>>532922093did they really put the woman with the black man, goddamn it Americans cannot control themselves
>>532923127Christina Cock loves strong black bulls
This was pretty cool. I didn't expect retrieval to take that long.
imagine being for 10 days in that small box, pissing and shitting in front of the other astronauts and the guys at nasa, wiping your ass while your dick and balls are levitating before your colleagues , farting, constantly feeling nauseous due to the zero G.
>>532923948i doubt they really cared
Threadly reminder that Republicans do everything in their power to defund and destroy NASA among every other scientific and research body.
>>532924132
Do Chuds still think all this is fake?
>>532925085chuds are happy about this. it's the nigger third worlders that think it is fake
All non-usa countries deserve death
>goylem mutts clap and cheer for AI curated space circus to boost morale after non stop spanking by Iran and the rest of the world over the pdf files>didnt even step foot on the rock, just took picturesIf they did this 20 years ago, it would have been cool but its 2026, youd think we would be doing this round trip with Mars or some other far off planetoid.
>>532925029That isn't defunding NASA.
>>532930252eh I don't even know a single person into this. Gas is $6 now and the economy is dead. Trump already cancelled the rest of the SLS missions. who cares
When i grow up i want to be an astronaut
>>532919683Wtf they're back already? What was the point of that?
>>532931454It was a ten day mission (translunar was longer than the Apollo flights because of the relatively underpowered ESM service module), to flyby the Moon's dark side.Artemis III next year is an Earth-orbit test of the lunar lander, and Artemis IV is scheduled as the first actual landing.Historical context:Apollo 8 in December 1968 was an orbital only mission (similar to how Artemis II April 2026 was a flyby)Apollo 9 was an Earth-orbit test of the Lunar Module.Apollo 10 was a lunar dry run mission, Lunar Module flew to within several miles of Moon's surface and returned.Apollo 11 was the first, of six, manned landings on the Moon.
