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Pool's open then... apparently the IRGC bent the knee
>>533035610>you retards think we will let iran shoot our surface ships? the blockade will be enforced by submarines,I genuinely look forward to this. Picrel, the depth chart of the SoH.
>>533037329whoa cool how many ships traveled through the strait today?
>>533037046Finally, a proper goy bake. TKD
>>533037090
>>533037329Ahhh just in time for the markets to open again I see..how nice of them
don tzu has said many things this war, what piece of martial wisdom is your favorite?
New Duran Duranhttps://youtu.be/uC68kG01Ar8?is=esxtmkmoDXGhh7n8
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>>533037357damn it's a miracle large ships can pass through at allblockading this thing is so fucking easy
Burkes sunk by lintfires, Burkes sunk by hitting a rogue reef off Oman, Burkes scuttled after engine failure, Burkes out of action by a measles outbreak, Burkes rorating out for shore leave 2 days after arriving, Burkes running out of Interceptors, Burkes loosing half their crew to sharks, Burkes reappearing in Cyprus, Burkes getting rammed by a Chinese Tanker
Do you think Trump and bibi will get any charges before they die?
>>533037442>beige intensifies
Again, the entire reason the US is going to begin blockading the strait isn't to punish Iran. Yes, Iran losing out on money from their fees hurts Iran but that's a secondary benefit for the US. The real purpose is to strong arm third parties to this conflict like Europe, India, and China to put additional pressure on Iran to surrender to US demands. It's our way of forcing third parties to become more involved. You will no longer be able to simply print more money and buy your way out of this conflict by paying off Iran. You will have no choice but to pressure someone to end the war, and it is clear the Trump administration has calculated that most nations are more comfortable pressuring Iran than us. >Nooooo but Americans are poopy stinky Israel worshippers!That may be true but it doesn't really change the calculous of what's going on. War is just politics by another means. Either you are going to help the US win this war or we will make it our business that you don't get a drop of oil from that strait. Simple as that.
A blockade of the blockade of the strait of hormuz is a genius move by trump, if they ars trying to collapse the us economy faster
>>533037046I just want the hormussy to stay closed because the planetary rage is hilarious
>>533037394One.
Still waiting for a reasonable explanation of how America blockading the strait is supposed to improve their situation. Starting to think this is all just misdirection for the seizure of Kharg island.
at this point I'm convinced that Trump wants to kill his own country
>>533037453Russian Imperialism Good US Imperialism Bad
>>533037090Slop or Real. Call it.
>>533037652It's 8d chess bro.
>sending two jews to negotiate with IranWhat was the point of this theatre?
>>533036801>Incorrect. Don’t get your information from Wikipedia next timecool no Iranian missile can manoeuvre in the descent phase. It's "not hard" to intercept the missiles. You guys should be sorted, then.
>>533037550no the purpose of it is to crash the markets so trump can taco on tuesday and loot another billion for his dynasty no actual ameriblockade will happen
>>533037510Bush hasn't. I know this is worse but if Bush didn't Trump won't. I think there is a small chance that Hegseth might. That dude is just too over the line and if the next admin wants to try to salvage the empire he needs to be made an example of.
>>533037677Based if true.
>>533037734Wasting time.
>>533037681Go die for Israel, if you're so free.
>>533037550>I know! Lets make it worse for everyone, thatll surely get them to help me!!!!>wuh...my economy!!! How could this happen HELP ME SCHLOMO!!!!I cant wait for this to blow up in his face like everything else
POOLS OPENhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/12/iran-war-live-historic-face-to-face-talks-with-us-continue-in-islamabad>IRGC claims Strait of Hormuz open, military vessels to be ‘dealt with severely’Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has issued a statement saying the Strait of Hormuz is “open to the harmless passage of civilian vessels” in compliance with international law.>Military vessels approaching it will be in violation of the ceasefire and “will be dealt with severely”, the statement said.
https://nitter.net/Kabogo_Henry/status/2043379811238674921#m
>>533037442>we don't need the strait24 hours later>open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards, praise Allah. This will never be topped for just sheer bewildering lunacy.
>>533037046Nigger
>>533037652you can lawyer your way around that a blockade isn't an act of war. you can't do that when you seize territory.
Iran just said the mussy is open to civilian ships. Doesn't that mean Trump's blockage is pointless?Now what?
>>533037550>calculatednope
>>533037550It's going to pressure China to support Iran in dislodging the US blockade.
>>533037550That's retarded and you should stop pretending it's not
>>533037854There should be a granite obelisk with Trump's worst posts (all of them) engraved on bronze plates
>>533037550>The real purpose is to strong arm third parties to this conflict like Europe, India, and China to put additional pressure on Iran to surrender to US demands.they're gonna put pressure on the US is what they're gonna dothe world is tired of your shit
>>533037734To get intel on where the Iranian leadership is hiding, nothing else. They were being followed to their hideouts when they landed in Iran. Expect decapitation strikes soon.
>>533037854the "praise allah" was to win a rigged bet btwthe insider trading in this regime is off the fucking charts, pelosi is shaking her head at the sheer grift
>>533037754>no Iranian missile can manoeuvre in the descent phasedude, all you have to do to make a missile maneuver in the descent phase is slightly misalign one of the fins so it becomes unstable in terminal flight. The Iraqis did it with their scuds, Iran can do a lot better than that. If you're just saturating an area with missiles then it'll still have perfectly acceptable accuracy.
>>533037652>Still waiting for a reasonable explanation of how America blockading the strait is supposed to improve their situation.I *THINK* Trump's gameplan is to get other countries so mad and helpless that they will send their naval ships in as a meatshield to tank the IRGC drones so the US can sail in and get all the glory?? Genuinely confused what his plan is here.
>>533037826It doesn't say, however, that they no longer have to coordinate with Tehran. It seems more like a reminder that "USA Warship, go fuck yourself," but it's being pushed at Qatar to calm the markets.
UK wont help our US allies
>>533037734Humiliation ritual.
>>533037677it make more sense when you realize the US are used by israel with complete disregard to their intereststhe US can crumble as long as it let israel squeeze a bit more out of it
>>533037652Karg is a red hearing. There is nothing we can do with that island other then bomb it. There's some disputed islands in the gulf that will be up for grabs.
>>533037880It's open to friendly ships if they pay the roll. Nothing has changed.
I think trump is just trolling and wants to see how retarded he can get before people lynch him on the streets
LOOK AT ALL THESE ILLEGAL TOLLSWE HAVE THE BEST TOLLS, EVERYBODY AGREESOUR ILLEGAL TOLLS ARE THE GREATEST ILLEGAL TOLLS ON THE PLANET, AND MAYBE EVEN BEYOND.
>>533037964I think he's going to pay down our national debt by swing trading oil futures
>>533038013any troops landing there, by any method will be much more exposed than the ones at the bases you've already had to abandon
>>533037950>kill the last few people capable of doing negotiationsamazing idea
>>533037046woke up hungover to learn we’re.. blockading a blockade? during a ceasefire? babby needs his fucking bottle holy shit bros - monday will be insanely brutal
>>533037550Miggers do actually believe the world will fall for this retarded pilpul? The US does a unilateral blockade, and the world will magically start blaming Iran instead of the US foir the ensuing economic catastrophe?I think jew rats raped amerimutt minds to death
>>533038000>the digits.>the post.
>>533037174soon to be in the gutter
>Buy puts on friday before markets close>Do a retarded thing after the markets close so they open in the red on monday>Cash in on your puts and make some massive money>Now go long and buy the dip>Backtrack on the retarded thing you did during the weekend (taco tuesday)>Make even more money as you watch the markets recover>Rinse and repeatThis will be how every week ends and starts and Trump and anyone else playing the market casino will walk away with fat stacks. It's a blatant display of corruption.
>>533038030No they literally just came out saying it's open
>>533037854"The Straits are Doing Great!" 18 minutes before another tanker went kaboom in the gulf was also peak.
>>533037652>Still waiting for a reasonable explanation of how America blockading the strait is supposed to improve their situation. - it makes americans feel in control- it costs them no american lifes- it sounds like it could work, "take their oil until they let all oil go" - it gets the US back into the war where they really go no business in- in the 1980 or 2000s it might have worked- GULF OF AMERICA BITCH! WE RUN THIS! YOU WANT TO Stop US? WE STOP YOU!Why it won't work- pain mechanism for the US have higher time preference than the one on iran in this- it takes the blame for the crisis meaning finger pointing, anti american coalition building accelerates- china, pakistan and india were the ones who got oil that way, all nuclear great power who will test the american commitment- it doesn't open the strait and Iran can retaliate against bypass routes in Saudi or facilites again- iranian discression and flexibillity with the toll booth destroy the rigid old US plans which expected an universal not a discrete shut down
>>533037755thisno ship or subs storming the hormuz in 6 weeks>just wait till we do !!
>>533037826if asr has been going for a month and you still have to say that you will deal harshly. Its already over
>JUST IN - UK says it will not be involved in U.S. blockade of the Hormuz Strait, and is currently "urgently working with France and other partners to put together a wide coalition to protect the freedom of navigation." — Skythis new friendship with france is cute, its a franglo boy summer
>>533038049how are tarrifs any different than tolls at this rate because that nigger uses that word constantly
>>533038030>if they pay the rollThey might drop that until after the war? This message could indicate 'some' sort of change, but I'm not sure what.So if anybody can sauce an actual message?
so, did iran get it's frozen financial assets?it was supposed to be a condition for negotiations
>>533037951>the "praise allah" was to win a rigged bet btwSource?
>>533037963>The Iraqis did it with their scuds, Iran can do a lot better than that.oh, 100% I was just being sarcastic at the US flag anon from last bread who was like picrel
>>533037927we'll call it the yuge space elevator
>>533038109There will never be negotiations; Israel wants to kill these people so Iran and its military and political leadership collapse. They'll kill as many leaders as they need until one agrees to their terms.
>>533037963How does that influence their ability to accurately hit their intended target?
>>533038206>we won’t send any ships but we strongly encourage France to. Because we’re pals.
>Iran: The strait is closed!>US: Open!>Iran: Closed!>US: Open!>Iran: Closed!>US: Open!>Iran: Closed!>US: Open!>Iran: Closed!>US: Closed>Iran: Open!>US: Closed>Iran: Open!>US: Closed>Iran: Open!>US: Closed>Iran: The strait is open to everyone and that's final!>US: Ok if you insistI love this Looney Toons shit, Trump is a genius
>>533038145>corruptionIts literal fraud. And its a mockery of free market capitalism. There are laws against market manipulation. But Ziondon is gonna pardon himself for it lmao.
>>533038115Wait until you hear about his plan of adding a toll on the blockade kek.>We want a joint ventureno>Fine I'll blockade your blockade & set up my own!He was always a 4-year-old.
>>533037951Qrd on the bet. Was it something on polymarket? The level of corruption in this administration is insane, especially considering how blatant it is. The aren't even trying to hide it. And after calling out Bidet on it too.
>>533038206Lmaoooo
>>533038242It came to me in a dream.
>>533037854>we don't need the straight >we have blocked the straightalready topped i guess
>>533038075>I think he's going to pay down our national debt by swing trading oil futures
>>533038351>Was it something on polymarket?polymarket or some equivalent yeah
>>533037550>The real purpose is to strong arm third parties to this conflict like Europe, India, and China to put additional pressure on Iran to surrender to US demands. It's our way of forcing third parties to become more involved. You will no longer be able to simply print more money and buy your way out of this conflict by paying off Iran.Or maybe they could just shoot your oil-rustling asses.
>>533038339>mockeryHard to mock something designed to get this bad.
>>533038153from a PR wise move it is about the third most retarded thing the US has done in this war1. eradicate the civilization2. the minab school (error but retarded not to apologize)3. closing the strait for the world, taking full and open responsibillity not just implicit or circumstantial
>>533038333People still gotta pay the tolls, i think IRGC is saying through their ESL the ships havent blocked it yet
CARMELLA CLOSE THE STRAAAIT
>>533038326Hard to believe they have trouble taking Bint Jbeil looking like that. Just put on a wig and some lipstick and stick your ass in the air. They'll take you straight to their living quarters.
>>533038220tolls are on products that aren't yours. That's the only difference afaik.They could call them import & export tariffs as you sail through their EEZ, and it would be perfectly fine maybe?
>>533037950do you think only the fuck wits in the US Congress or Senate are the only ones who could run the Government??>we killed all the leaders
>>533038333When Iran says the strait is "open" they mean their tollbooth. But that never stopped a Migger Cope.
>>533038105Blockade in all but reality.
>>533037594
>>533037046>POTUS: ‘We’re gonna blockade Iran. It will be a total blockade, nothing in or out. It’s going to be very similar to Venezuela. But it will be a higher level.’does the orange kike realize they have an overland route into china, would only take a train every couple of days to completely bypass the sea route.https://www.eurasiantimes.com/first-freight-train-from-china-wheels-into-iran/
>>533038284yes i know that's what they want but an intelligent, less emotionally driven people would realize that's not gonna happen at this point.
>>533038436He's gonna taco. He thinks this is going to pressure NATO into acting. If anything me might try blocking China's trade maybe if he's bold but that would start an immediate WW3.
>STONE AGESTONE AGE>STONE AGESTONE AGE>STONE AGESTONE AGE
>>533038333The plan is to blockade everyone but iranian tankers. Very much possible now that iran opened and filter is held by US
>>533037950Talks were held in Pakistan.
>>533038436>>533038488Can we get an actual sauce? What if Trump agreed to just end the war in return for the opening of the strait?Which FYI fucks the Iranians, because Trump will be back for another mowing of the lawn in another year. So they'd better fucking RUSH for nukes if that's the case.
>>533038515b-b-b-but we blew that up!!!>they repaired it in a few days
>>533038206>this new friendship with france is cutenew?pretty sure the channel tunnel was suppose to seal that three decades agoalso we're the reason your energy grid haven't collapsed recently, alongside most our neighbours
>>533038413he will block just iranian tankers and let the rest pass
I can't help but feel the stage is being set for ww3 and we are watching it in real time
Israel is in national collapse. No manpower in army, police, or anywhere else:The representative of the police at the Haredim High Court: "We don't have the manpower to hold evaders even for half an hour."In fact, I shut down a mobile even that serves an entire city The representative of the police in the ultra-Orthodox recruitment court:"We don't have the manpower to hold dodgers even for half an hour. In fact, I even shut down a mobile that serves an entire city for that dodger.""What's happening today is that if we delay that evader until the arrival of the MZ - losses (disorders) develop that require the reinforcement of additional forces."Yanon Shalom Yathach - Army and Defense i24
>>533037909Good luck with that. China knows they cannot "dislodge" a US blockade, whatever that means. China has no leverage to pressure the US, as any economic sanctions against the US would damage their own economy even further than the fuel price spike already has. The path of least resistance is to pressure Iran.>>533037935>they're gonna put pressure on the US is what they're gonna doSee above. What is Europe going to do in practice? Europe will not buy it's way out of this conflict by paying Iranian fees, we won't let them, so either they play ball and start pressuring Iran or take the retards way out and try to pressure us.>>533038117It's not a matter of blame. The US does not care who you blame. The US cares about Europe implementing harsher actions against Iran until we get what we want. Until that starts happening you can enjoy the fuel riots.
>>533038622They also apparently sent 70+ guys to the negotiations, so basically their entire government. They know they’re safer in Pakistan than in Tehran lol. What a shitshow.
Was Cirno proven right or wrong by the entire negotiation clusterfuck?
>>533037950>hidingThey are 'hiding' in their homes, anon. AKA: They aren't hiding at all. They are living their lives.Do you know anything about shia islam?
>>533038485he meant "northern greater Israel"
>>533038515based.don't forget our solution for bypassing iran blocking the strait.
>>533038088Which is why I say it's pointless to do anything other then bomb Karg. Abu Musa is much more likely.
>>533038413Proof that the school bombing was error ? They damaged 763 schools. Thats many errors dont you think lol. It was intentional obviously like all the civilian damage usa did - bridges, historical and cultural sites, universities , schools
>>533037550They're going to pressure the US because the war us our fault, and ends when we stop attacking Iran for very flimsy reasons
>>533038699>ww3between who
>>533038762Bint Jbeil status?
>>533038794stop being a cuckiran started this war and Trump is the only one strong enough to end them once and for allhe's given iran many chances for peace and they refuse to negotiate they must be destroyed
>>533038774and i'm telling you that any mutt placed on that sandbank is a sitting duck
Tragedy: Yehoshua Ram, 17 years old, a yeshiva student in Be'er Ya'akov - was found lifeless in a spring in the south.
>>533038737Just put on the kiki flag, jew.
>>533038699checked, i dont disagree. just curious to see who the players are and where they fall. all because big yahu has donnie raping a child on vhs
American flag posters become more retarded with each passing second
>>533038697shadow fleet runs malysia flags and iran won't let the others out if theirs can't gothere is no avoiding or 4d chessing this, operational it will have to come down to the USbeing forced to stop the ships of other countries, the flags are going to switch and so forth the morelack of gas hurts than US sanctionsall this does potential in my book is just rearanging the international economy against the US (despite their western hemisphere lack of energy terrorism)
Iranian Embassy bantz are so good
>>533038820at this rate litererally everyone vs usrael
>>533038699because of oil? doubt it. US has a excuse that iran blocked the oil
>>533037769Unlike bush era, everyone has access to all of trump’s crimes and from his family and friends tooHe can’t hide under being “America first” while everyday it’s something new
>>533038820UK literally just said they will try to run the blockade. so you against US.
>>533038413They double tap the school what error lol.
>>533038670Why would Iran surrender when they get a chance to sink several Mutt ships?
>>533038779>Proof that the school bombing was errorthe US is retarded
>>533038699The WW3: Nuke Age Edition has been going on for some time. Sanctions, blockades, conflicts flairing up all over the place, energy squeeze, AI arms race, militarism...
>>533038737It's OK. They'll use you as a crumble shield.
>>533038820idiot
Strait status?Petrodollar status?Hegemon status?Banan status?
>>533038285Depends on how its done.Any decently new (ie this century) missile can just steer through either movable fins or adjustable thrust. So not at all.Bending a fin etc. would probably double the radius of accuracy. (5m becomes 10m, etc).
>>533038878>Trump is the only one strong enough to end them once and for allI think that's due to his military service in the Navy Spurs
>>533038877being purged of Ziballah rats, will be fully clean soon
>>533038952yes, their error persisted
>>533038622yes and then they fly home and get followed dipshit
>>533038878can you remind me what iran did? no persian ever called me cattle
>>533039020british government refuses to resist US blockade
>>533038965And they killed irans leadership and all civilians and civilians sites because they are retarded ? They are indeed retarded but they manage to kill civilians intentionally
>>533038794>Europe>Pressuring anybody Uh huh, any other fantasies you'd like to share? China won't pressure the US because, again, pressure means economic reprisals and the Chinese economy relies on trade with the US.
>>533038877that was in 2006 when hezb had plenty atgms. a few fpv drones are no replacement.
>>533037046
>>533038413>Why?
>>533038740>It's not a matter of blame. Yes it is dumbass, because the one you blame is going to be the one you pressure. Nobody is going to pressure Iran to give up its HEU in order to lift the AMERICAN blockade. Doesn't work like that. If it did, you'd have done this ages ago.
>>533038913iran opened already. Filter is held by US. Also US has iran by the ball now because if blamed for oil terrorism they will balme iran
>>533038515They also have the Caspian sea.. very easy access to Russia too. In fact the traffic between Russia and Iran spiked to heavens after the ceasefireI don't think the burgers can win this one, too many variables, workarounds etc that Iran has set up precisely for this scenario
>>533039067They're a terror state, they've attempted to assassinate Trump. They've bombed thousands of our soldiers. They fund terror organizations worse than ISIS like Hamas and Hezbollah and the Houthis. They are evil, they are everything we stand against. Trump will win.
also how does it feel knowing goyim will never be this based
>>533039094that is them being evil, the school was them being retarded (you can book it as careless disregard and blame them for all I care as much as if they did it on purpose)
>>533038820don't know but its happeningwe're all being played, even those making noises against it are just playing their role
>>533038670Iran have continually said that the Strait is open when it isn't. It's so they don't have to publicly admit to breaking international law.https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2026/3/12/iran-envoy-says-tehran-will-keep-strait-of-hormuz-openhttps://www.iranintl.com/en/202603168217
>>533039045>soonSay it with me>TWO>MORE >WEEKS
>>533039163iran meaning with open that the toll booth is open
>>533039150I'm going to call you a nigger now. Nigger.
>>533039187Kill all blue helmets. Fuck I love having you as an ally.Nothing scares globalists more than the US/Israeli alliance.
>>533038757he was right (again) but was annoyed iran went along with it
>>533039199the school was not a targeting error
>>533039181>they've attempted to assassinate Trump.Based if true.
>>533039045This is (you)
>>533037046>Trump, kamikaze for zionism>controlled demolition of US hegemonywhat does Israel get from China in return for this? same regional tool of coercion deal?
This entire war is Trump saying he did this and then Iran going "nuh uh" what the fuck is this?
>>533038766Amazing plan. Surely Iran won't just strike that port with Shaheds and ballistics lol.
>>533038515not really, the train capavity is like 1% of what goes through sea. Orange kike has outsmarted the muslim kike
>>533039259we will fren, we will.thanks for the backup.death to muslims, globohomo unniggers and tranny jannies
It was over for Iran the moment she asked God to end all satanic pregnancies. Iran should be more careful when we have such PROPHETS on our side.
>>533039276Of course not, and anyone even suggesting that is a jew rat shill atp
Is it fair to assume that all parties severely underestimated the destructive effects a closed or congested Hormussy was to have?It feels like everybody on all sides (all zionists, btw.) were salivating for more carnage which just hasn't happened, yet?~45 days of a tight Hormussy and literally fuck all happened.Now the "enemies" appear to be unified on their goal of wreaking havoc on the rest of the world.What a fucking clown show.
>>533039211>international lawIt's a meme since America doesn't give a shit about intl law. Either everyone respects them, or nobody. You can't apply intl law only on one party. America is a rogue state atm. Doesn't care about borders, sovereignty etc of other states. As long as that's the case, intl law is a meme
>>533038962Iran doesn't want this war, it was imposed on them.There is a ceasefire, and there's an upcoming ceasefire/peace between Lebanon & Israel.They can just go back to striking Israel if there is no peace between Lebanon & IsraelThey can go rebuild their country.Plenty of reasons, anon. If the status quo is remained, it's not a surrender for Iran. They'll still keep the enriched uranium, keep refining & building missiles underground, etc.All I'm saying is if that's the plan, then they'd better rush for nukes asap. Because they'd better not get fooled a third time. If Trump tries this again, they'd better be able to detonate a (small) nuke somewhere in a semi-quiet part of the Med, as a showcase.
>>533039181everything you just accused them of we did to them over the past month. paid poster with suspicious punctiation and grammar
MAGA KEEPS WINNING
mental
>>533038757>>533039275Who's Cirno?
>>533039343there's a ceasefire. doing what you suggest is breaking the ceasefire.
>>533039450
>>533039098No it doesn't, not anymore. Exports to the US are smaller than exports to South America. As we discovered when Trump's tariff war failed last year.
>>533038779They used Claude for targeting and Palantir for the data-input. Both are quite crap once you use them enough.
>>533037641China sure had more than that. Whose ships are you counting?
>>533039232Millions of people voted for Trump because they wanted Hispanic amnesty, now Trump is too focused on Israel to keep his amnesty PROMISE!
>>533038975Lmao, you're still pretending you're winning while resorting to increasingly retarded and pathetic measures.
>>533039374if this scheme stops by next friday will you admit that your izzat has reduced by 10000 points?
>>533039509How exactly can miggers and Jews come here, see the unfettered truth, and still think they aren't evil retards?
>>533039460anime PFP autistic physicist on x who talks about war
>>533039406The slave is visiting its master..and there's still MIGAfags coping itt. How embarrassing
Italian Front status?https://lespresso.it/c/mondo/2026/4/10/israele-guerre-stragi-morte-civili-gaza-iran-coloni-violenze-cisgiordania/61210
>>533039577kek ok
>>533039181>They fund terror organizations worse than ISIS like Hamas and Hezbollah and the Houthis.People in Lebanon in ironically support Hezb because they drove the Usrael sponsored ISIS butchers out. Even Christians support Hezb there.
>OPEN THE STRAIT!>why is it closed?! I don’t understand!
>>533039382you're like a real woman but even better, because you have bigger balls (and HIV)
>>533039579They are our ally. Allies coordinate closely in time of war. Thats how it works. I guess Germans don't know how to win wars so that might be confusing to you.
>>533037442Pic real? Surely not?
>>533037046>‘We’re gonna blockade Iran. It will be a total blockade, nothing in or out. It’s going to be very similar to Venezuela. But it will be a higher level.’...does he actually believe that he can do this?
>>533038153So Iran right now isn't launching on Israel to really think it's going to be smooth once they start again huh?
>>533039160>one you blame is going to be the one you pressure.There's your mistake. You can blame the US all you'd like but it changes nothing. Help us control the strait on our terms or have fun with your energy crisis. You are free to take a moral stand, but just know you'll have to pay the price for it.
>>533039462Pretty sure a naval blockade, which by all definitions is act of war, already breaks the ceasfire.
Can anyone verify this? I wouldn't be surprised if either side is lyinghttps://zambianobserver.com/wreckage-of-iranian-air-force-su-24mk-seen-under-water-in-the-persian-gulf-for-the-first-time-after-the-announcement-of-a-two-week-ceasefire/
>>533039460a twitter tranny who has mental breakdowns hourly. one of those rus/ukr faggots who make their entire life about that conflict and shit up the rest of the board/internet with their autism. expect some diddling or a suicide to come from that faggot
>>533038285about 50m increase in CEP for the scud type misaligned fin thing. With modern missiles like most of Iran's arsenal it can improve CEP since they can course correct on the way to their target.>>533038265That'll learn me for not tracking back through the actual conversation before jumping in.
>>533038670>What if Trump agreed to just end the war in return for the opening of the strait?iran wouldn't agree to that, sweetie
>>533039650>Mmmmmmmm.. jewjew cum….
>>533039677He most certainly can and will. Iran is a burning pile of rubble and now will have no financial income.
>>533039650>I guess Germans don't know how to win wars so that might be confusing to you.That is why we stay out of this one, so we don't lose it for you. We europoors are just too poor, weak and bad at war for anything.We would only get in the way.
>>533039509Me using wet wipes or dry wipes to wipe my ass , doesnt change the purpose of the actionFcking shills
IOF drones targeted a Red Cross vehicle in the town of Beit Yahoun, southern Lebanon, resulting in injuries among the medical staff.
>>533039211They're also in the process of codifying it together with Oman. So there could be a thing there>there's no toll now, but we're working on setting one up. During this process we're trying out the booth, so take our prescribed route.Al Jazeera says Pakistani's were saying there's still further contact via Pakistan ongoing, and messages are still being exchanged. So there could be some shit going on in the background still.Nobody's shooting yet, afaik.
>>533039458Son in law. Golf buddy. No official office held by either. Neither confirmed by the Senate. Literally a mafia setup. I’m sorry but the America of just 20 years ago would be saying what the actual fuck. A 100 years ago? They’d be hung or in jail.
>>533039665well last time i posted it a dozen obvious shills fell all over themselves to debooonk it so i'm presuming someone in washington released it to embarass the orange nigger
>>533037651>TBf Iran is filled with AD and ballistic missiles. That is the only thing the Iranians have. It will take a non-stop Desert storm style operation for atleast 3 months to destroy every AD in Iran to the point the Judeo-Americoon airforce can achieve air dominanceThey're conserving their AD in their mountain bases that can't be reached by bombs. Once the USG-Israel gets low on standoff munitions it'll have to come closer and we'll see a lot more shootdowns.
>>533039211It is open. To non aggressors. Your cope is unreal.
>>533039413>literally fuck allThats because central banks, government with reserves, IEA are doing everything they can to duct tape things together so this war can hopefully be shut down fast It's like saying a guy who got shot is fine, because someone put a tourniquet on it, and he's not dead yet.
>>533039564In islam izzat is never lost even if ayatollah dies
>>533039778My assessment: This image shows strong signs of being manipulated or composited — likely two people photographed separately and combined. I'd treat it with skepticism as a document of any real event.Claude
>>533037442"to counter the block an enemy did on you, block yourself"
>>533039520People like to focus on Trump's hatred for Iranians, Fake news media, NATO, muh libtards and so on, but there's nobody he demonstrably despises more than his own voters. The funniest thing is, it's fully justified
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>>533039650You haven't won a war since the cold war. That's 1991. Lolmao. Lost in afghanistan, gave iraq to iran, you got nothing out of libya or syria, and now you're losing in iranWinning would mean that a goycattle like you could point to something tangible. Go on. What have you won? How did all this supposed winning improve your qol?
>>533039679the US will be able to restock israel and offensive capacity for a week or so.Should Iran stock up missile parts and fuel from china (this is happening for sure) and potentially manpads for Iraqs urban area then the US lost this ceasefire gambit I think.
>>533039622fake news.lebanese hate hezb.
>>533039211it is openas long as you denounce US/shitreal and pay the tollvery reasonable requests
>>533039784>3 monthsTry years. Many years. That retard is a moron.
the real loser of this war is me because months ago i had a friend tell me war with china is inevitable and was like "nah nigger you dumb" and then trump fucking blockades 45% of china's oil
>>533039826Sorry I did not want to insult your faith.
>>533039686>Help us control the strait on our terms or have fun with your energy crisis.Even if they help, they won't get any oil. Everyone knows the score by now. Go pound sand.>>533039771Vance as VP also has no official constitutional position in cabinet. Technically no US government representatives were even there.
>>533039771you vastly overestimate the historical integrity of the us. it's always been a mafia state. machine politics date to the 1700s.
>>533039259Why do you just suck his cock. What a post! Ffs.
>>533037442"You cannot suffer a strategic defeat if you have no strategy - Don Tzu".
>>533039778https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-yelling-hegseth-picture/Its funny though for sure. You know it has happened
>>533039869>Coping thinking anybody isnt against Israel right now.
>>533039839If you kill your enemies, they win
Pakistan is sending 13,000 troops and between 10 and 18 fighter jets to the King Abdulaziz base in Saudi Arabia--- IOF drones targeted a Red Cross vehicle in the town of Beit Yahoun, southern Lebanon, resulting in injuries among the medical staff.
>>533039211>international lawAnd who scrapped that?
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>>533039460Schizo tranny jewhater. Was insinuating Iran was nuked at one pointSo the average /pol/ poster
>>533039922Mutt's law.
>>533037357Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute. That chart says the strait is Omani territory?
>>533039426>Either everyone respects them, or nobody.Not the only interpretation of the situation.>America is a rogue state atmtrue. It is also a nuclear armed rogue state.>As long as that's the case, intl law is a memeAlso true I guess.Until the player who just flipped the board is evacuated from play, play does not resume.You don't reinvent chess when a player flips the board. You kick that player out, and no longer play with them.
>>533039869only the ones on reddit and tweeter lol
>>533039692iran kept straight blocked during ceasefire though
>>533039972What are they sending them for? To get bombed over there?
>>533039820>so this war can hopefully be shut down fastmmmhm...shut down fast like>the war on terror>afghanistan>russia/ukraineetc.you can't profit from war if it ain't happening.(comparatively to the last wars, the plandemic was the only thing shut down reasonably fast. then there was a SEAMLESS transition into the ukraine/russia conflict. what a cohencidence)
>>533037046Dear god, please just let israel get nuked. Please. Ive seen your wrath on California and Katrina. Please lord, smite them. I promise ill go to church everyday this happens.
>>533039942"Play for time to stay off any loss even if it makes the eventual defeat catastrophic - Don Tzu".
>>533040052Israel kept bombing Lebanon during the Ceasfire.
>>533039760Oh no the actual evil part is the continued use of it after that first fuck-up.Unless like some people think it wasn't actually a fuck-up, in which case it was provided by kikes. Kikes are vile creatures.
>>533039686You live in fantasy land. The whole world already knows it's YOUR energy crisis, and all your blockade will do is put you in the firing line from Asia which is the only actual victim here, not Europe
>>533039723>That'll learn me for not tracking back through the actual conversation before jumping in.no worries, its all good
>>533037550>strong arm third parties to this conflict like Europe, India, and China to put additional pressure on Iran to surrender to US demands.Germany's real purpose to invade the USSR was to strong arm the UK and USA to put additional pressure on the USSR to surrender to German demands.
>>533039851imagine as she's pissing herself a little with every fist pump>pissing yerself for jesus
>>533040052There were 2 points required for strait to open. America did neither of them. You have no argument.
>>533039842He’s right about hating his own migger trash supporters, at least.
>>533040030Dude america ia the only country besides israel that doesn't respect borders or sovereignty. Think about how lunatic these countries are that they just decide on their own, no votes, nothing, to bomb whoever they please. As long as that's the case, intl law is a meme
>>533039945thats not hegseth in the other photo its matt gaetz
Can you imagine the SMELL of a livestock carrying boat in the equatorial heat? You wouldn't need radar, you could smell that fucker coming in a fogbank.
>>533040025Well they are sharing the toll with Oman. Very multipolar of them.
>>533039149>ON THE ROAD TO FINAL COLLAPSE!
>>533040091The funniest thing is that Ziondon is more intetested im defrauding and manipulating domestic and global oil markets than actually solving this conflict by restraining Israel.
>>533039718>Can anyone verify this?Ok, I'll be hopping into my submersible and reporting back in a couple hours.
/pig/ should show the strait memes to Iranian embassies.
>>533040197döner inbound
>>533039972>King Abdulaziz base in Saudi Arabia>>533040065I'm almost thinking the Saudis paid Pakistan a billion dollars or something, to help control Bahrain uprising.
>>533039895>Desert StormFull desert storm for 3 months is a lot of sorties, anon. The limiting part here is your stand-off munitions. You don't have 500.000 JASSMs lying around.
>>533040065they get sent on US command everywhere in middleast. Even in israel
>>533039045Did your fucking ears perk up?
>>533040219>2 more weeksHere's where they really are.
>>533040225>restraining Israelwell...you see...that would be highly anti-semetic
>>533040025>Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute. That chart says the strait is Omani territory?no, the boundary is drawn midpoint so technically the strait is split between Iran and Oman. In the days past when international law was still alive, as it functions as a transit passage, countries had the right of innocent naval passage.
>>533040197that's actually how they ship the indians over
>>533039149Lmao, FPV drones are far deadlier you clueless kike.
>>533040180>a german is lecturing us on not respecting borders and boundariesthe absolute fucking shamelessness
>>533038878>iran started this warBy killing your leader during negotiations and then double-tapping a school full of children? Oh wait.
>>533037652The people running things are close to being retards, anon. They also have no souls, are bought and blackmailed.They got their positions by luck, nepotism, and an upward fall caused by tbeir willingness to do anything they are askedAnyway, they're mostly disposable retards, we don't get to see the people making the decisions
>>533038918lmfao
>>533040289You have no entrance. You've wasted weeks with no result of any degradation of their capabilities. We r had more losses of airfields than any war ever. They ris no short route. Nobody thinks this. You are insane if you think it.
>>533040197That ship must smell as bad as its Turkish crew.
>>533040180>ia the only country besides israel that doesn't respect borders or sovereignty.There are far too many contested land masses on this planet for me to take anything you say seriously after a statement like this.
>>533039959>be lebanese>might your own business>iran orders some criminal group in your country to attack israel>israel starts bombing you as retaliationyeah, thank you hezb
>>533039259>having youYou mean as a fellow jew? Every american flag is a jew, every israeli flag is a jew.
Kosher apple has removed the names of village's from southern Lebanon.
>>533039686Are you pretending to be retarded as a way to get noticed by the Trump admin? Keep it up, they might hire you.
>>533037550>the US is going to begin blockading the strait
>>533040352We evolved. We had 2 catastrophic wars on these lands. You remained a primitive feral nigger on fent. Imagine if spain didnt like our president one day and declared him a terrorist unilaterally and then started dropping bombs the next day. That's the law of the jungle. Of course a mutt like you would be ok with that, you have the DNA of a nigger
>>533040439>Thinks once again they will overthrow their government and go after the person bombing themLikeEveryOtherTimeEverYou RetardLmao. You have never pulled this off and never will.
Iran does not spark joy.
>>533040439so theres no proof of israel funneling money and weapons to hezb?
NEW! NEW! NEW!>>533040480>>533040480>>533040480
>>533037550>You will have no choice but to pressure someone to end the warWhat happened to the U.S. ending the war? Which they started... The world is obviously not pleased that Iran is now tolling the Strait, but we have seen that many nations are willing to pay in order to avoid total energy/economic catastrophe. It is a new status quo which they will begrudgingly abide by, whilst counting it as another major foreign policy blunder by Trump, which will near-permanently damage our ability to interface diplomatically in the future - already an unimaginable failure. Total blockage enacted by the U.S. is another animal entirely. Directly pointing guns at French or Indian tankers? Essentially threatening allies like Japan or Korea or Spain to either fight against you or fight with you in order to restore the flow of fuel? Idiotic, will predictably result in NATO and Asian allies to exert further pressure onto the U.S., perhaps through bonds as they did during the tariff debacle, or shifting trade to the East as Spain is already doing. Worse would be a Chinese tanker being threatened upon attempting to pass. Truly would be the threshold of WWIII, though I am sure Trump would TACO. Because of all this, he will TACO sooner or later on the blockade threat, and likely capitalize on the dip as his inside cabal already has throughout the war.
>>533039413>Is it fair to assume that all parties severely underestimated the destructive effects a closed or congested Hormussy was to have?Individually yes.Institutionally?No, that's been an accepted issue for nearly 50 years and the reason it took someone as retarded as Trump to try to make a run for it.Blitzkrieg is the last refuge of the hopelessly outmatched.Sorry dude you're not Attila, you're not Genghis Khan and you're definitely not Alexander.
>>533040219Saved as Jbeil_final.jpgWe'll see which version ends up getting submitted at the end of this term.
trump is deadly afraid of china sending manpads to iran (he didn't mention iraq)https://xcancel.com/MyLordBebo/status/2043355388880245046#m
>>533040197A bit rude for the gulfies to call pajeet slaves livestock
>>533038999>999Hmmm
>>533039718At least one SU-24 belonging to the Iranian air force was shot down in the beginning of the hostilities. Same SU-24 who dropped FAB’s on Al Hudaida zogmutt air base.
>>533040439Yeah I am sure Israel wasn't gonna invade Lebanon without Hezbollah there.
>>533040557He's to retarded can't even blitzkrieg cause he's to scared to get ships near it.
>>533039020this is craziest shit yet. we are gonna witness some allied countries making a convoy to protest US blockade lmao.
>>533040495They'll start mining it next. And then they'll set up a toll booth.
>>533040569There have been zero instances of Iranian anti air taken out.
>>533040219No shit, they are throwing an entire division to a town defended by 40 people. I wish I was kidding, these are the real numbers
>>533040219>Avi Ashkenazi Come one now, why not Shlomo Shlominstein while we're at it.
>>533040439The ungrateful lebanese dont deserve someone defending them.at this point hezbollah should let israel annex lebabon and move to iran
>>533040692Missile alerts in Israel show they have zero control of anything if they were inside Lebanon they would firing at Israel inside Lebanon. Soon as ceasefire ends on what Tuesday? Iran will go back To launching.
>>533040631The ships were the coping afterthought because not only does he believe in blitzkrieg he also thinks terror bombings Work.
>>533040439>israel bombs Beirut, invades lebanon, kills tons of people in 1982>Lebs know what they did to palestinians.>Hezbolla emerges to defend what the lebanon gov is incapable to do and BTFO the IOF several times.you can't be in peace with jews near. is that simple.
>>533040515don't apologize dude those lands were rightful german clay
>>533040804Seems to be a retarded trend of shills. Hasn't worked once. Next one will be the one
>>533040772look at the non-shia towns in south lebanse. hezb isn't welcome there and idf just moves through.
>>533040908You are absolutely correct. Hezbollah should stop defending lebanon and lebanon should be occupied and cease to exist>trusts jews
>>533039784Since that's a cross thread reply I don't know if you're replying to yourself to elaborate or if you are replying to another Indian flag, so I'm going to just reply to both the greentext and your actual point since they're both interesting. >It will take a non-stop Desert storm style operation for atleast 3 months to destroy every AD in Iran to the point the Judeo-Americoon airforce can achieve air dominanceIt'd take way longer than three months to reduce Iranian AD to a level that would give the USAF air dominance. The US might actually lose air supremacy at some point in the war, since the Iranians have like 30 Su-35s on order from Russia and the pilots have already been training on them for a while. Once those are ready the Su-35s could genuinely provide Iran with the ability to fight back in the air when working in concert with Iranian GBAD.>They're conserving their AD in their mountain bases that can't be reached by bombs. Once the USG-Israel gets low on standoff munitions it'll have to come closer and we'll see a lot more shootdowns.They seem to have dispersed their air defense systems quite a lot. They have even been hiding them in what appear to be storm drains. We're talking about a country with thousands of medium ranged ground based air defense systems, most of which are older but are still a threat that can't be ignored. Iraq by contrast only ever had a few dozen medium ranged air defense systems and never had any long ranged systems. Here is an interesting article about the Gulf War air campaign:https://balloonstodrones.com/2022/10/19/looking-back-at-iraqi-air-defences-during-operation-desert-storm/
>>533040908>Israel never killed any sunni or christianlol.
>>533040673They took out many of the the iranian long-range radars on day 1 as well. Using mostly tomahawks I believe.Which is why the supplied s300 were basically fucked instantly. So I guess that's why you're seeing mostly IR-based weapons?
>>533041013>watch lebanese tv>lebanese to hezb: why did you break the ceasefire?>hezb: you are lying>lebanese: show me>hezb: this discussion is overhttps://x.com/LebOSINT/status/2040031063188095382
>>533040803No shit, speaking of Bint Jbeil, it is a staggering 1.3 miles from the Israeli border. For real, I'm not kidding, check Google Maps. We're on the 43rd day of the offensive in Lebanon btw
>>533041242U are idiot , israel have been trying to occupy parts of lebanon even before hezbollah existed fucking braindead monkey jewish rat shill.
>>533037854I need the post with the list of his comments from each day of the war.
>>533040908>idf just moves through.they are annexing everything they can get their dirty hands on, who are you even kidding?
>>533041242israel violated the ceasefire several times.Even the jews were boasting on the related generals how they can do what they want.
>>533041242>Prove that you didn't break the ceasefirearabs are retarded.
>>533041359>>533041409this is bullshit. there aren't even any evacuation orders for non-shia towns.
>>533041242This is why u dont deserve hezbollah defending u fucking lebanese rats u deserve to die ungrateful pigs trusting the jews stealing ur lands and not the people defending u
>>533037550we should just do nukes so all these faggot 3rd world shitholes will shut the fuck up and die already
>>533041459did you just call lebanese christians "arabs"?
Next time i read about lebanon being razed to ground i wont give a shit but unfortunately hezbollah is going to win so we wont be able to watch the lebanese christian traitors dying
>>533041668A lot of christains are brown shitskins, being christian doesn't absolve you of that sin
>>533041668yes they are arabs.what kind of retard are you? I spent like 4 yous on this dumbfuck.
>>533041485Are they not annexing them? yes or no, kike
>>533040334The chart you posted shows the shipping lane within Omani territory. By your own testimony Iran has no right to tell anyone who can transit there
TOTALJEWISH VICTORY
>>533043233Have you done a DNA test?
>>533043303no why would i?
