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Day: 5 of the 14-day ceasefire™ period
Day: 44 of the Special Military Operation™
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▶RECENT:
>The UK says it will not take part in U.S. blockade of the Strait of Hormuz.
>Israel is preparing to renew the war in Iran, with an intent to strike national infrastructure and energy reserves throughout Iran, according to Kan News.
>POTUS: ‘I was thinking about calling it the Gulf of Trump, but I decided not to do it.’
>POTUS: ‘We’re gonna blockade Iran. It will be a total blockade, nothing in or out. It’s going to be very similar to Venezuela. But it will be a higher level.’
>UKMTO reports an incident in the Bab Al-Mandab Strait, 54 nautical miles off the coast of Yemen.
>Vance: NO AGREEMENT.
>US has agreed to release Iranian frozen assets held in Qatar and other foreign banks, says a senior Iranian source: Reuters.
>Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz.

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welcome to /pig/
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>>533040514
epic.
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>>533040480
>>533040514
Egyptbro is making good OCs. Great job.
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> WARSHIPS APPROACHING HORMUZ ‘VIOLATION OF CEASEFIRE’ — IRGC
>‘WILL BE DEALT WITH HARSHLY AND DECISIVELY’
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>>533040557
the crassus comparison that's been going around, on the other hand...
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>>533040514
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How do Jews come to /pol/, see the unfettered truth of their evil, and then post unironically like they're not the worst vermin on earth?
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Hopefully round two comes with epic dead zogbot kino.
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>trump scared of chinese manpads
Too late, they're getting tons of goodies through the caspian sea from both russia and china
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FUCK
MIGGERS
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>>533040514
Cheers!
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Trump's entire goal is to cripple the USA so we can't interfere in the middle East as Israel rapidly expands to become greater Israel. This is the goal. It's not a mistake. He's actively trying to destroy the USA.
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>>533040646
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>Trump admits he has no other cards left but bombing civilian infrastructure:
>“The only thing left really is their water, which would be very devastating to hit.”
>I would hate to do it, but it’s their water, their desalination plants, and their electric generating plants.
>“We could have them all down. And I mean down, like you couldn’t have electricity for ten years…”
>You’d probably never be able to build them again.
>“I think we pretty much maxed out, other than those few items.“

Zog is desperate.
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>the Goodest Goy
>The MIGAmobile
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- Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu paid a visit to Israeli-controlled southern Lebanon.
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what's the blockade QRD?
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>>533040705
If Iran can reverse engineer them it's over
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>>533040814
nobody seems to believe it
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Clearly the 4D chess behind this
>if i keep locked in too then other traitors have no reason to go talk with iran and pay a toll, no money for them
And then he thinks they will instead come back to deal with him
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Strait status?
Petrodollar status?
Hegemon status?
Banana status?
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>CHINA HAS DUMPED $623 BILLION IN U.S. TREASURY HOLDINGS. NOW IT HOLDS ONLY $694 BILLION - THE LOWEST SINCE 2008. MEANWHILE, CHINA'S GOLD RESERVES HAVE PUMPED FOR 17 MONTHS IN A ROW, TO $343 BILLION - A NEW HIGH.
The first thing China can do if zog fucks with their oil ships exiting or entering Hormuz is to sell 200 billions $ US debt overnight.
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y'all niggas posting like you werent instrumental in getting donald trump elected in the first place. enjoy the genocide of persia
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HE will soon act
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>>533040700
They like the anonymity here
On places like X, you can click their profiles and see all their reply history and instantly see they’re a kike talking about only kike things and cheering for Israel
Here they can pretend to blend in with the goyim anonymously but they think they’re still not extremely obvious from the things they say
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>>533040514
A toast! To Iran!
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>>533040907
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>>533040480
Nigger
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>>533040814
I want to see trump seize a tanker meant for china, considering he's about to visit china soon
We need to accelerate, there can be no negotiations with witkoff or kushner, who is not even elected. How tf does kushner get to run trumps fp? Who voted for him?
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>>533040910
They are just letting their holding mature and not buying more, it's not like a stock.
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>lol
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>>533040480
>not even a fucking gif
You can't rely on browns to do anything right.
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>>533040945
They post with Israeli flags nigger, what are you talking about?
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>>533040514
GEM
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How do the Iranians have such a good meme game? The judeo-american propaganda is literally just boomer slop
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>>533040772
no, what hezbollah should do is take over the cucked lebanese state
wouldn't be too hard
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>>533040996
Woah! hey what's the problem ?
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>>533040972
If he bombs Israeli infrastructure then Iran won't be able to
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Al Sisi the kike is afraid for his Suez Canal to be disrupted again with the recent Houthi activation:
>Badr Abdel Aati, Egypt's Foreign Minister, spoke by phone with Steve Witkoff, the special envoy of the US President to the region.
>He said: Dialogue and diplomacy are important to resolve the concerns of Iran and the United States.
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>>533040514
Kek, brilliant
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>>533040514
Holy based. Egyptanon with the kino
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cmon do something
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>>533040814
it's a retarded plan that probably isn't gonna happen
but then again, trump is more retarded than ever, so who knows
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>>533040514
kekkerino
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>>533040514
gem alert
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>>533041108
the cucked lebanese state gives hezzbollah political cover
they are symbiotic
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>>533041183
,>pre-war surplus
Wtf is that kek
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>>533040814
market manipulation followed by "i didn't mean it like that #WINNING"
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Israeli Defense Minister Yizrael Katz, speaking in southern Lebanon:
"Hassan Nasrallah misunderstood the Jews.

Nasrallah suffocated in the room where he was killed. He had a few minutes to reflect on how wrong he was in his understanding of the Jews. He didn't understand that we had changed. He didn't understand that they would act against him, and the same applies to Naim Qassem, the Iranians, and everyone else.

The residents of Lebanon will not return to the south of the Litani River."
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>>533041183
Now do LNG and fertilisers
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>day 45 of a cope and seethe smo
>Control of Iran:0%
>Control of yemen:0%
>Control of Iraq:0%
>Control of Lebanon(actual control only):0%
>Control of red sea:0%
>Control of strait:0%
>Control of blockade of the blockade:0%
>Control of markets:0%
>Control of Trump's excuses:0%

Thank you for your attention to this update.
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>>533041183
Delulu, the East West Saudi pipeline was bombed last week, then repaired two days ago, that 7M Saudi Route can be stopped overnight very quickly, and this time it will remain closed for long.
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>>533041183
Fundamentally, the closure of the strait means there is less supply and less production. Rerouting means paying a premium that was not there before. That premium will not go away until the strait is reopened. It is puts massive strain on the global economy and results in liquidity crises.
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>>533040514
Based and saved
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Trump got the idea of a naval blockade from this article from the prestigious justthenews.com portal.

https://justthenews.com/government/security/trump-card-president-holds-if-iran-wont-bend-naval-blockade

So the idea is to get a "chokehold" on Iran's economy to get the 'nuclear dust'
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>>533041069
There could be a kike under any flag. There’s more kikes in New York than Tel Aviv
They got synagogues in almost every country
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>just putting up a blockade on the most important gulf in the world just to make sure we win extra good
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>>533041183
>3.8mbpd
>Just get more!
LNG? Helium? Fertilizer? These people are in for a rough ride later.
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>>533040480
generals was visionary, GLA tech was the most effective and entertaining, just like the kino we see from iran. iran has bunker networks, ion cannon could only ever hit 3-4 mid tier buildings, nukes while devastating would never also destroy the bunkers inside those GLA buildings. GLA was op, and Iran is OP. this game was visionary.
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>>533041461
>Remaining military assets
Is the degraded asset in the room with the general? It's wild how delusional these people are.
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>>>533037008

yeah, it's kind of hard to see what, or if, there is a strategy in this war.

but it seems like yes the US is going to try to go completely scorched earth until they can force other people to get involved in this war.

I'm guessing US just wants to find excuses to make sure the NATO coalition gets dragged into the conflict now
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>>533041552
I hate generals. No proper story, no resource fields.
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>>533041511
everyone invested in US equities deserves to be poor
inshallah, it will happen soon
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>>533040658
nothing on AIS as far as I can tell.
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>>533041511
>LNG? Helium? Fertilizer? These people are in for a rough ride later.
according to this guy, there was no real reason for 160 ships to pass through the SoH on average every day can just make do with 10.
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i take it the stock market will go up a couple more hundred points reacting to this news
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>>533040674
Croesus is an apt one as well.

>You will destroy a great empire.
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>>533041552
>LET'S GIVE EM AN AIRSHOW
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>>533041183
BROWNS LOST
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>>533040788
>We could have them all down.
This would take months to do in Iran and DAYS to do in the rest of the gulf (including Israel).
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ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING?
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>>533040914
This is similar to burning incense in a Buckminster Fuller type dome.
I once talked to Mr. Fuller over the phone, and he said he had a contract to rebuild Rome, however he said he didn't want to do it alone I told him I was busy writing poems but I'll think about going. The process was slow and the dough was low but I took it as the perfect opportunity to grow plus I have never travelled that far from home but I heard about the beauty of Cydonian snow, neon green grass, statues made from translucent glass, I'll be crazy to pass!
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>>533040814
Trump is going to set up his own tollbooth right behind the Iranian one, since they don't want to do a joint venture.
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>>533041597
americans are delusional
it would be easier to have us nuke them than participate with them in their own retarded conflict
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>>533041724
harry enten and CNN is pushing rubio as GOP candidate for a bigger ZOG slave

you can see the scheming
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>>533041552
>muh fiction
Iran lost in under a week
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>>533041788
i agree its delusional, but do you disagree that this may be what they are trying to do? otherwise i have no fuckin clue
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>>533041724
He likely had only this chance to save his career. He chose to be a goy slave.
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>>533040910
>sell 200 billions $ US debt overnight.
They'd take a hell of a haircut on such an amount on such short time-span. even otc.
Now if you do it over let's say, a week?
The main thing is to just not buy anything anymore. Don't hold dollars, don't do business in them.
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>>533041726
>OUCH, my feet hurt
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>>533041597
Funny thing is we barely get any oil from Hormuz at all, it's 80% Asia
Mutt minds have been raped to death by their jew overlords
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Orban lost on account of being a migger
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>>533041906
Strait status?
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>>533040914
never tire of winning and i hope the genocide goes well, also I'll be the first to extend a sincere, heartfelt thank you for closing the strait even harder than Iran, 1pbtid miga not seething at orange nigger even.
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>>533042001
likuds man in budapest is out
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Word of the mouth from some frens i was talking with today said that Patel fired people that could've been useful for the Iran war and had intel on it, just because it was the same people that was doing the investigation Trump and Epstein files
Can anyone confirm?
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>>533042001
Trump is getting impeached with the midterms
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>>533041918
Americans are not going along with this. Many just are aware of gas but other shortages are growing. Diesel is already a nightmare. Trumps administration will literally go down as the worst presidency in history as markets crumble.
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So famine is back on the menu?
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>>533041183
>Pre-war surplus
Is this supposed to mean SPR? Because the SPR-release isn't adding up to 4.25M whatsoever.
Oh and SEA is rationing fuel. Europe is about to start rationing Kerosine.
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>>533042001
>6%
Woah
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>>533041906
oh the strait is open?
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>>533041906
So the over a month operation was just a hallucination? Strait still closed
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>>533041093
every embassy is shitposting... very based
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Hold on, is this the great Israeli advance after a month and a half? A mile and a half and they're still fighting house to house like it's Stalingrad? An entire division to conquer a wheat field defended by 40 men? Worse than Russia, for fuck's sake.
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>>533042001
Haha
Netanyahu endorsed him along with Trump btw
Miggers Btfo
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>>533041027
>We need to accelerate, there can be no negotiations with witkoff or kushner, who is not even elected
What are you, 12? Diplomats are never elected
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>>533042007
Blockaded and full of US warships.
>meme flag
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>>533042001
o shit, orbMan please hold the line, who else is blocking the eu 100 billion loan to hyhyl besides our hungry Viktor?
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>>533041183
Those "reroute" pipelines are easy targets for drones
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>>533042155
It's not even under control they keep getting bombarded and droned.
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>>533040658
Gunboat diplomacy is back on the menu boys
Hormussy
From the river to the trench
The hormussy shall be french
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>>533041918
they might, very poorly
so far they're just pushing europe toward an alliance with china, the ukrainian conflict is the only thing getting in the way
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>>533042169
the US doesn't dare to get that close to Iran
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>>533040514
gem
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>>533042001
>the Netanyahu/Trumpstein approved choice
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>>533042169
houthis could do a funny now and close the other strait
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>>533040514
lmao
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>>533040814
Who is monkey on right?
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>>533042180
Who'd have thought 2 retards who cost anybody they endorse their position would randomly endorse right before election.
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>>533042001
the Trump curse strikes again
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>>533042237
So they're going to send their navies to the strait like Trump wanted them to ?
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>China has been generous
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>>533042311
ireland should cancel ezra lavents visa asap
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How come Iran lost most of its high ranking military officers and infrastructure and yet they never retalliated in an equal manner to Israel?


is it because they dont have the capabilites or did they actually eliminate high ranking jews that Israel refuses to acknowledge?
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>>533041361
>Control of Iraq:0%
There should be a - here..
Not sure on the percentage
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>>533042339
Iranian prince.
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>>533042327
Indonesia and Malaysia could be even funnier and force a toll in Malacca and cut off Singapore.

Singapore leaders are shitting themselves rn
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>>533042339
pahlavi the clown prince
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>>533042327
They already did to only america and Israel. It hasn't expanded as they aren't as solid as iran and can't globally do it.
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So, how is the warscore going? -27% or -41%
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What is the GCC doing now and why didn't they listen to Kissinger when he said "It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal"?
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>>533040972
what if the enemy blockades the blockading the blockade they did on your blockade.
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I got banned from Clash Report's Telegram Chat
Screaming death to America and posting gore = A-okay
calling a retarded shitskin a stupid nigger = no good
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>>533041906
wow, all this winning, when does trump get tired of all this winning, will he ever crumble under his own victories? wow that would be tragic. I mean with all this winning I would get annoyed and tired so quick, wow I have no stamina, I guess I am a loser, for I could not take so much winning as this guy is taking. 100 tomahawks productions capacity a year, I mean you could sustain wars lasting at least a millionth of a century, but even this would be too much winning for my taste. wow, all this winning, I'm tired now, everyone can see I won with my post, so tiresome. can someone keep me from winning so much, I can't take it anymore.
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>>533041183
>actually 150 ships a day are easily replaced by 20 ships a day
This retard
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>>533042211
i saw a deranged twatter posted in the am on here about saudi kikes already restoring it to 90% or something, immediately disregarded knowing they lied about the damages for a week or so until they admitted to the significant, 40-60% of the capacity being deleted, and no i don't think they're EVER getting it back either, lololol!
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>>533041461
>Jack Kean, one of the nation's top military strategists
This guy is an absolute Alex Jones tier lolcow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6HOEHwcJmY
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>>533042398
I mean it is like -15% with Baghdad and airbases lost but the point is just to show realistically we have nothing going right now.
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>>533042460
GCC got pakistan to send jets and ground troops.
The US is mass delivering material the entire ceasefire.
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>>533042485
anons here forget that lng and fertilizers among others that get out through the strait are just as critical as oil
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>>533042339
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>>533042151
Are iranians really this immersed in internet meme culture or do they simply have some pro-iranian western zoomers making this shit for them? I'm genuinely surprised that it has been so good
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>>533042482
Poopskins have thin skins
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>>533042083
i can only imagine. the retardation and the initial justification for the war was one thing, but then going and saying that the US will actually impose a blockade....there's not even a possibility of justifying that

>>533042240
based on the screenshot shared by >>533042237 , i'm thinking this is the idea.
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>>533042386
Yes, to unclog the Hormussy for future use like trump wanted two weeks ago but this time against the US
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>>533042396
well khamenai died in his house. i'm guessing anyone of importance in israel is in deep undeground bunkers
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>>533042237
it's really crazy to think americans might attack civilian ships under european flags
that would mean war
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>>533041461
The Goy General thought they are blockading Iranian Ports only, not the whole Gulf lmao. This tactic only works if GCC ships can sail freely.
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>>533042485
20 ships would be a new record
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>>533042518
>This guy is an absolute Alex Jones tier lolcow.
funny thing is that even AJ has had his own redemption arc - did you see him ripping on Trump recently with his low iq thing?
https://xcancel.com/AwakenWithJP/status/2043068084349481426
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>>533042655
yorarien
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>>533041724
The miggers hate him for not sucking Trump's cock hard enough and normal people hate him for not pushing back more on a war he was actually against. He should've just told Donny he was making the deal, and it was up to Trump to sell it to the world.
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>>533042311
Kikes I tell you.
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>>533042655
If your allies disagree with you
Just bomb them and insult them until they hate you
They won't be allies after that so you can finally say 100% of your allies will be behind you
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>>533042694
yeah zognald will probably cuck out
we're ready if he don't tho
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>>533042613
Indeed, what's being said vibrates no less than 8 ways:
South, South East, West, South West, East North, North East, North West
And the black and white images fade to grey sound waves
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>>533042001
>6% in
so 1 station reported results, and that's representative for the country, right?
Come back with 30%+ counted please, at least that gives some indication.
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>>533041461
> Just the News (justthenews.com) is owned and operated by its founder, jewish israeli John Solomon
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>>533042687
AJ is completely zogged (anyone who imvokes ayys as the rulers is) so put together with Melania turning it's a good indicator we won't have Donnie as the mascot for much longer.
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>>533042694
C'est l'idée
The US won't do shit and it'll stay in the chair the whole time, I doubt their navy will be gung ho about shooting at europeans
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>>533042687
Trump went on an unhinged Truthsocial rant where he called Tucker, Candace and Alex Jones and other anti-Israel commentators who stopped supporting him “losers”
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>>533042482
i got banned from wfwitness for asking if there were any unbiased TG channels. the little faggot YC sperged the fuck out.

also got banned from intelcams discord for some unknown reason but that place is a fucking hugbox for simps and jew cocksuckers. you cant have fun in there unless youre a bitch or brown
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>>533040480
>AK-47'S FOR EVERYONE
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>>533042578
His smile and optimism; gone.
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>>533042655
The USN would be justified in a mutiny at this point
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>>533042169
kek, this is like undercutter's pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdfztAY3qoU
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>>533042883
better be ready and establish proper warnings tho, i wouldn't underestimate american stupidity
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>>533042551
It will be noticed much later.
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>>533042893
Trump watches a guy named Levin on Tv, reads a newspaper operated by a guy named Solomon and he's advised by a guy named Kushner. Nothing to see here
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>>533042396
It's MIGAs razor: Iran was developing weapons to attack the United States while also being entirely incapable of defending themselves
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>>533042661
>This tactic only works if GCC ships can sail freely.
Exactly. And Iran would simply publicly institute a 'reverse blacklist' of the US's.
>Only Iranian vessels can't go through our toll
>Then only Iranians can go through ours!
Which then fully closes the strait (which was partially open) due to one of Trump's retarded spergouts.
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>>533042893
>Trump went on an unhinged Truthsocial rant where he called Tucker, Candace and Alex Jones and other anti-Israel commentators who stopped supporting him “losers”
yes anon, as a self-styled archivist I have the receipts :)
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>>533042687
Haven't watched AJ in a while.
I'll check him out again.
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>>533042437
>clown prince
my sides!
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>>533043074
>Trump watches a guy named Levin on Tv, reads a newspaper operated by a guy named Solomon and he's advised by a guy named Kushner. Nothing to see here
if this was a screenplay it'd be thrown out for being too on the nose
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>>533043074
Supposedly him watching Mark Levin on FOX News influenced his decision to attack Iran, plus his jew son in law Kushner whispering in his ear
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Has anyone been more vindicated than Professor X?
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>>533040480
>POTUS: ‘I was thinking about calling it the Gulf of Trump, but I decided not to do it.’
There is no way this is true. If so fucking based. Also how is this all progressing me getting a Sehardic gf?
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>>533043138
>>Haven't watched AJ in a while.
>I'll check him out again.
I don't watch him but this was quite funny in bits.
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>>533043191
Niggas thought the evil vizier thing was just something from old stories lmao
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PressTV: Iran report says if Trump moves against Strait of Hormuz, he will also lose Bab El-Mandeb Strait
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>>533043204
>Has anyone been more vindicated than Professor X?
He's always got a smile even in these crazy times. I guess being vindicated after decades when they go after you puts a spring in his step.
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>>533043191
Fox News put Mark Levin on in that slot as trump whisperer.
Fox main product is influencing an audience of one. The biggest and most powerful retard in world history.
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>>533042996
Yeah we never know with these retards, they might actually think firing at a french ship will just scare us away and we won't respond because they watched too much simpsons
Especially if we send out the new Suffren
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can we break the ceasefire already
i wanna see missiles hitting our blockade
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>>533043105
Based. Of course he turned on the only 2 anti-Israel republicans: Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Greene had to resign after Trump turned against her, and Trump is trying to put some Israeli AIPAC candidate in the primary election against Thomas Massie.
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>>533043191
Mark Levin is Radio Rwanda tier agitator
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>>533043312
>You take: Hormuz
>I take: Bab El-Mandeb
Someone needs to make this one.
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>>533043312
Imagine losing the hormussy and the Babussy
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>>533043312
iran has all the cards
simple as
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>>533043292
Must be a real trope based on jews whispering into the ears of senile kings in ancient history
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>>533043204
he is wrong on how the zog enslavement works (it is not a "lobby")
that is why his stuff lacks prediction power

further trying to create an universal theory of geopolitics as he does is a retarded ivory tower exercise
politics shouldn't be ideological that is one thing, claiming that states behave in predictable ways is retarded

international relations work like a highschool with cliques, hormones, trends and violence
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>>533042624
>>533043076
something is not adding up because all high ranking Iranian officials are dead but we havent heard anything similar on Israel's side, apart from the rumors that Satanyahu had died.

There are no confirmed high ranking Israeli's eliminated by Iran but dozens of Iranians eliminated by the US/Israeli airstrikes yet Iran is still resisting

What's going on?
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>>533043338
>Wargame
Wargames use dice-rolls, anon.
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>>533043344
Honestly shocked the kikes haven't chimped out and started attacking already
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>>533043204
>Has anyone been more vindicated than Professor X?
De Gaulle on the american problem
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>>533043208
Ah, the geopolitical implications of rebranding seas are certainly underappreciated. Meanwhile, the pursuit of a Sephardic soulmate is an intricate dance of fate, algorithmic destiny, and perhaps some quantum matchmaking.
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>>533043191
reminder that mark levin is MAGA
there is no day light between the two
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>>533043373
>Osint
>Making public political statements
Into the trash it goes from there.
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>>533043586
the man who closed the gold window in the US
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>533043613
fuck off, LLM word salad faggot
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>>533043329
True, Trump watches boomer FOX News television, and Levin is a notorious warmongering neocon who was obsessively talking about how the US should attack Iran for months
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>>533043586
Fair, I'd add Kim Il Sung and Zulfikhar Bhutto too
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>>533042777
Forumla as effective as it is simple, almost elegant, they call it art of the zeal.
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>>533043570
Yeah but his accuracy stats on that one made it impossible to fail the roll on that one
No matter how much the US tries to forget the exercise happened
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>>533043673
Indeed, a most intriguing response! You’ve invoked the rare "semantic entropy" reaction, where lexical cohesion dissolves into a chaotic linguistic singularity. Fascinating. But alas, I shall remain steadfast in my quest for syntactical enlightenment
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>>533043744
i suppose kadhafi would be fair too
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>>533042169
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>>533043312
The retard in Chief is erroneously playing a game of economic blackmail against a group of Fundamentalisty who do not give a single fuck if the Global Economy croaks.
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>>533043544
i don't think that matters that much in the grand scheme of things. all these people are ultimately replaceable. this isn't the 1400s where you have kings and shit leading armies and upon the kings death or capture the war's over
they're symbolic at best
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>>533042518
Ah yes, Gen. Keane the spokesman of the MIC and board member of General Dynamics and formerly Blackwater. I'm sure he will have a rational and unbiased opinion on matters.
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cape of goodhope is back on the menu???
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>>533043859
fair, the "global economy" has been sanctioning them for 40 years
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>>533043534
>politics shouldn't be ideological that is one thing, claiming that states behave in predictable ways is retarded
>international relations work like a highschool with cliques, hormones, trends and violence
The part where you're wrong is that you think those aren't exclusive because you assume irrational means random or unpredictable.
It just stops being covered by game theory and begins being covered by Marketing and marketing is so good at predicting hormonal teen behavior it's managed to turn goddamn fruit juice into a replacement for lost cigarette revenue.
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>>533043859
schroedingers strategic agaisnt Iran
>we can hold their economy hostage as they are perfectly rational economic actors
>they are crazy mullahs who will nuke the world at first opportunity

the US talks the second but always acts on the first premise
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>>533042169
iran can easily hit ships in that region... you realize that right
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>>533043428
i love this pic man.
always brings a smile to my face.
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>>533043891
imagine if SA decide to be greedy/retarded and declare a toll too
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>>533042613
So they weren't willing to fight Iran w/ US Navy to ensure freedom of navigation but now intend to fight the US Navy for the same reason
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>>533042169
No way US Navy gets that close.
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>>533042434
you're forgetting the real problem here

dansken...
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>>533043891
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>>533043544
>>533043870
>all high ranking Iranian officials are dead Lmao, no. You fell for jew rat lies and migger memes, you retards
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>>533044125
They can but only once :^)
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>>533044060
And they'd be justified too. Nations all over the world are exploiting their geographic location. Why shouldn't SA cash in on theirs?

Some nations are conveniently located on oil or gas, SA is conveniently located on the southernmost navigable tip of Africa.
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>>533043859
>muh Fundamentalisty
Kys
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What's the current cope argument about why Iran can't have nukes?
>they can't have nukes because their regime is le bad
>but wasn't there a regime change? or are you telling me there wasn't?
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>>533043891
if BEM closes, oil from SA would need to take suez TO the cape (all the way around) to get to asia kek.
We'll see what that does to Brent.
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>>533044206
the point still stands, anon. this isn't a ground war or sometihng where losing leaders is actually impactful
there's chain of commands or decenrtalized shit, targets identified, and a yes or no order given. there's no real high level strategy involved or anything like that. burgers are using AI to find targets ffs
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>>533044274
>THEY'RE DANGEROUS RELIGIOUS FANATICS!!
>>533044266
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>>533044274
they say the first thing and hope you're too dumb to ask the second thing
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>>533044170
not really.
there is göta kanal for that purpose, furthermore, Sweden control Kattegatt.

Majority of Danish ports are on the east coast. if danes tried anything, they would be genocided.
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>>533043953
the rational and the irrational division mearsheimer tries to make to cover for a flawed system to explain the world is only creating clutter without predictive power
FDR loved stalin and hated the brits based on personal animosity culture and so forth that shaped the 20th century
Countries act petty, on revenge, for cultural affinity and only then at the base line do you get forced self interested survival instincts.

If you create a theory of everything you likely create a theory explaining nothing.
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>>533042388
>We bear gifts
>We will be generous
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>>533044266
>Chabad
Good point anon. Israel itself is run by religious extremists who stole their nuclear secrets from the US, without any inspections or approval from international community.
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>>533044376
>muh magic head cuuuuube
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>>533044266
>levin
>kushner
chabad occupied government
cog
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>>533044393
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>>533044099
The oil must flow
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>>533044099
>intend to fight the US Navy
Not really, it's just 99.99% sure the US won't do shit so they'll come along and Iran will just let them pass to do a little drive by before they go back to the med
It's little more than an expensive insult towards the US
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>>533044206
>>all high ranking Iranian officials are dead Lmao
President Pezeshkian is still very much alive, anon. He was elected in 2024.
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I look like this and I support Israel
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>>533042169
USN getting that close would be a violation of the ceasefire, IRGC stated it earlier today
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>>533044367
It may seem that way but that's because all Iranians actually running the show are friends and pupils of Qasem the Great
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>>533044266
Sure Kikes are zealots too. But I'll be the first to admit the Houthis are fundamentalists. Do these guys look like they give a single shit about the price of a barrel of Brent or wether Stacy Lue can afford her double cheeseburger?

These are the closest thing to Dunes Fremen that exist, and you better believe they will nuke the Spice Fields before allowing the Orange Baron to control them.
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now that the far left, pro-EU, pro-rapefugee party is taking power in hungary, what can we expect for the war?
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>>533044467
The mighty Minecraft beacon
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>>533044236
>Houthis blocks most used waterway because Pissrael is genocide.
>Sa launches genocide case against bibi and top kikes.
>Now that all trafic for Pissrael friends needs to travel by SA, sa imposes blockade on all bibi's frens.

Bros, how genius is bibi for tkd?
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>>533042396
bibi has been doing an ariel sharon impression since i think it was the 8th last month
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>>533044236
are you retarded? nobody actually sails in their territorial waters
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>>533044376
There is a Nuance. Houthis could live in a post-global-trade world just fine, while Kikes would shrivel up and die like raisins without US gibs immediately.
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>>533044593
Hungary will no longer send its navy to help you
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>>533044546
what distance did they set? or is it just in Iranian waters?
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What was even the point of 6 billion in cash?
What will Iran use it for?
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watermelon salesman is getting some payback from miggers
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>UK and France looking to open the strait
>US vassals openly defying and resisting US efforts in the midst of an actual war
damn

empire status: HEEMED
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>>533040480
>POOL IS OPEN
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>>533044573
Don't know all that much about houthis but I know Iran and Iranians, and they'd probably be the very last to use nukes of all nuclear powers
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>>533040514
saved
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>>533044678
So?
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>>533044737
six thousand nautical miles as a precaution
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>>533044236
one is a very narrow and shallow strait
one is not
hth
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>>533044758
Based Turkey.
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centcom lied, exxon cried
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hung aryan tv projections
>le hekkin paedo pupperino party is ded
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>>533044787
bit hard to enforce a toll in waters you dont control
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>>533043204
>>533043586
>>533043744
>>533043833
FORGETTING SOMEONE, ARE WE
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>>533044752
Was this confirmed? If yes they forced it cause they knew US talk were bullshit so they'd at least get free cash for more guns
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>>533044787
that's just piracy then and they would get buttfucked in 2 days
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>>533044758
why do they have a floating power plant on hand
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>>533043803
Let's not forget Millennium Challenge where the US was going against a fictional Iran, and lost dramatically.
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>>533044706
houthis have aim
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>>533044874
>in tact
a professional journal proof read about as much as me shitposting on a basket waving forum
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>>533044917
lmao
right, fair enough
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>>533044973
i don't know, but it sounds cool and i would like one
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>>533044874
IRGC has like 1,000 speedboats hidden away along the coast and in the salt caves of Qeshm but apparently they're not counted as Iran's Navy, which has been completely defeated and sunk to the bottom of the ocean
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>>533044752
It's iran's money, which was frozen.
Combined frozen assets total 120B, so I'm not sure the $6B even happened, unless that was just direct cash assets.
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>>533040782
I think Trump is just a globalist tool to destroy right-wing ideology globally like he is doing here, Hungary, Canada, etc. That he does so by being a Zionist cocksucker is an added bonus to complete the package.
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>>533045018
god tier
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>>533042396
you can do down the rabbit hole if you want, rn, no sign of life bibi for over a month though, plenty of AI glitched videos and picrel only goes after the first 3, I believe theres like 10 different ai bibi videos wheres he's addressing the press from "lone remote bunker" while in the beginning he was outside with councils and doing strike visits, also likely how he was targeted and deleted also.
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>>533044902
>Pro-EU (more rape-migrants)
>good
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>>533042396
What's the point?
Israel won't collapse because you kill Nut-on-Yahoo, and you're not getting a more peaceful replacement either until the kikes finally lynch him themself. On the other hand, bombing civilians is bad optics.
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>>533044973
to provide electricity in cuba so marco rubio can no longer slaughter his long lost relatives
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>>533044758
based
hopefully cuba can rebuild and become an annoyance to the US again
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> 283 replies and not a single israeli flag itt
huh?
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>>533041069
newfag
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>>533044758
Is Trump's monumental failure going to become a new crassus for the history books?

To think just a few months ago they could have ridden the maduro kidnap into glory for a decade.
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This entire Iranian situation is frankly, hilarious. Don't you think it's hilarious?
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>>533044973
Why wouldn't you want one? That shit sounds based.
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>>533044874
>exxon cried
why would they?
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>>533045182
turkey can put missiles up there, or something 5d reverse cuban missile crisis
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>the U.S. partnering with Iran against the U.K. and France to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed

Praise be to Allah, we are the jihadists now.
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>>533044902
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>>533044444
checked
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>>533044266
Magamind shit right here.
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>>533045213
>>533045217
Now I want to know what Joe was talking about.
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>>533045276
don't speak dago
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>>533044973
Russia has them too, they don't want to fall behind on the floating power plant race.
What do you think they are, some Israel bitch?
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>>533045100
They're not so much destroying right wing politics as capturing and exploiting them for Israel's bemefit. That's why the kosher right is the only anti-immigration game in town all around the West
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NAFO hates Orban because they think he is a putin stooge, /pig/ hates Orban because he is likuds man in europe.
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>>533044974
Yeah, but MC2002 doesn't reflect Iran's actual war plans. They aren't doing a gallant patrol boats charge at the CBG. They're lobbing missile, preserving strength, and behaving very much like a peer military that can match the US in long range precision strikes.
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>Drump losted in Iran
>Drump losted in Hungary
>Drump will losted in the midterms
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>>533045108
not only that, but all subsequent footage is dubed in english so he could be talking about shit from years ago in old footage. AND, the supposed "journalist" that interviewed him in the weird angle was perviously accused of a false flag report on behalf of israel. I am of the opinion that US-Israel are keeping it a secret to further their war goals and Iran is not pushing the issue because they would just say they are lying.
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>>533045428
largely because after the MC the USN realized how utterly buttfucked they'd be if they tried to enter the persian gulf
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NEW! NEW! NEW!
>>533045398
>>533045398
>>533045398
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>>533045276
that's fucking retarded, at best it would be a fidesz 40% low, but extremely unlikely
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>>533045372
This. All the right wing swings we've seen around the world are a direct result of every brownoid imported invader ravenously taking palestines side after October 7th 2023. The Jews are the machinator of this. It is inorganic.
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>>533045428
For two reasons. One, your navy is literally hiding for fear of such attacks, two, they don't even need the boats anymore. Remember that simulation didn't account for drones yet.
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>>533044902
Are these exit polls? What is this?
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>>533045423
Tough be Orban these days
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Haven't checked this general in a couple of weeks, looks like it isn't overrun with disgusting kikes anymore. How'd you manage to get rid of them?
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can we call it the "apple genocide" what israel is doing in lebanon right now?
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>>533045108
4 different AI videos not 3, who knows how many so far but who's counting anyways, until he shows up at a security council meeting alongside other top kikes and or shows his face before reporters, in same frame, being interviewed etc, he's gonna be watching the skies.
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>>533045677
meh it's just apple maps
nobody uses that shitty thing
when google maps does it i'll be worried
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>>533044060
Russia should put a toll on the bering strait
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>>533045514
yes it's fundamentally trivial for bibi to defuse this at any moment and yet here we are, all in person meetings cancelled, and he's on trial right now,, I believe "he" asked for an extension just yesterday or Friday.
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>>533045562
Indeed. Hijacking the populist right and turning them into the kosher right to wrangle the left-wing golem they created.
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>>533046067
>Constantly making a new golem to wrangle your old ones when they go rogue.
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>533045528
you are a legend bro.
best images/gifs.
have a kahve on me.
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>>533045866
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>>533040914
Go suck Hasans dick faggot
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>>533040914
only in 2016
in 2020 and 2024 i was calling trump supporters massive faggots
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>>533040674
If he's Crassus, who is Pompey and who is in the background playing Caesar?
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>>533042092
100%, actually



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