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Day: 11 of the 14-day ceasefire™ period
Day: 49 of the 1 day Special Military Operation to Decapitate Iran™
Trump War Tantrum / Cope Counter: 30+ https://litter.catbox.moe/f0hmqh.txt

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>Trumps statements are not confirmed by the opposing parties, both Israelis and Iranians.
>A new round of US–Iran talks is expected to take place in Islamabad, Pakistan, on Monday, APR 20th, according to CNN, citing Iranian officials.
>Israelis are not happy about the rumors of peace and started complaining again.
>Conflicting reports of the strait being open. Iran claims they are open to prevent Israel attacking Lebanon, while Trump claims Lebanon is not part of the deal.
>Intense Israeli artillery shelling of Khiam, Debbine and southeast Lebanon, less than 30 minutes into the ceasefire.
>Lebanon ceasefire went into effect, APR 16th 21:00 UTC.
>US & Iran ceasefire is set to expire on April 22.

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>HOPE YOU TRADED YESTERDAY
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Posting for the record, the full Trump market manipulation post-storm, followed by Ghalibaf pouring water on the entire thing.
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>Iran opens the strait after Lebanon ceasefire like they said they would
>IRAAAAAAAN AGREED TO EVERYTHING AND WILL GIVE US THEIR NOOKLEAR MATERIALLLLLL!!!!
Trump is so gay istg bro
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So pools stil closed because Murrka closed the strait to open the strait?
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>orange migger lied again
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why don't jews put a metal wire into their hat? that way they are technically always inside
if a mobile home is still inside then a mobile eruv is inside too
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TKD
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Strait of Hormuz
tldr closed
> Iranian Defense Ministry spokesman: The Strait of Hormuz is under Iran’s full control. Passage of military ships or hostile forces’ vessels through this waterway is prohibited. No traffic will be allowed except within the framework of a temporary ceasefire, and with the approval of the IRGC Navy.
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> MarineTraffic data: The number of gas, oil product, and chemical tankers departing through the Strait of Hormuz rose to 8.
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> Spokesman for Khatam al‑Anbiya HQ: The situation in the Strait of Hormuz has returned to its previous state. Hormuz will remain under the management of our armed forces and strict supervision. Hormuz will remain as it was as long as Washington does not commit to guaranteeing freedom of movement for ships to and from Iran.
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> The Strait of Hormuz was re‑closed by order of the IRGC.
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> New York Times: Shipping companies face confusion over the Strait of Hormuz amid conflicting messages from Iranians and Americans.
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> Hebrew media reports: A ship attacked in the Strait of Hormuz.
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> Two Indian ships forced westward out of the Strait of Hormuz by IRGC Navy. Gunfire was involved. One ship is a giant tanker flying the Indian flag carrying 2 million barrels of Iraqi oil.
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> Reuters: Two ships came under fire after attempting to cross the Strait of Hormuz.
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> Four CMA CGM French container ships crossed the Strait of Hormuz this morning, but suddenly stopped and are likely returning.
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Iran is shooting tankers in the strait right now and you’re laughing?
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>>533383378
> Commercial ships receive radio messages from the Iranian Navy announcing the closure of the Strait of Hormuz and banning passage of any vessel.
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> Basra Oil Company: The Indian tanker that was stopped carrying Iraqi oil has been stranded in the strait since March.

> British Navy Authority: Reports of a container ship being attacked by a projectile off the coast of Oman, resulting in damage.
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> A U.S. security source to enemy media: The IRGC carried out at least three attacks against ships in the Strait of Hormuz since this mornin
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I should have bought Oil stocks at the dip yesterday
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U.S.–Iran–Pakistan
> Trump on Iran: We received some good news twenty minutes ago; it seems things are going well with Iran.
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> Trump: We may not extend the ceasefire if no agreement is reached by Wednesday, but we will maintain the American blockade of Iranian ports.
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> Trump: We have not set a timetable for obtaining enriched uranium from Iran, and we will obtain it either through an agreement or in an unfriendly way.
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> Iranian Radio and Television: The U.S. President claimed he is in contact with Iranian officials and that Iran also agreed to deliver enriched uranium to the United States. Government spokesman Mr. Baqaei strongly denied both claims, stressing that uranium enrichment and possession of a full peaceful nuclear energy cycle are red lines for Iran, and will not be negotiated under any circumstances.
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> Reuters citing a Pakistani source: Washington–Tehran talks may result in a “preliminary memorandum of understanding.” If an Iranian–American MoU is reached, it will be followed by an agreement within 60 days.
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> Iranian Foreign Ministry: Enriched uranium is a “red line” that cannot be compromised.
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> Iranian media: Iran did not agree to the next round of negotiations due to excessive U.S. demands in the talks.
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> Pakistani Foreign Minister: A few outstanding issues need agreement between America and Iran. We are working to narrow the gaps between them.
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> IRGC Navy: Every breach of commitments by the United States will be met with an appropriate response.
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A popular Lebanese Shiite channel in English: "We hope we can mark you again with a yellow star."
Just so that we are all clear about who we are dealing with here, and that we must not have mercy on them.
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Lebanon–Israel
> Continued explosions by the Zionist enemy in southern Lebanon, very loud sounds heard at long distances.
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> Sirens in southwest Hebron, following the infiltration of resistance fighters.
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> In violation of the ceasefire… A Zionist airstrike targeted a house between Hadatha and Tayri in southern Lebanon.
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> Deputy head of Hezbollah’s political council, Mahmoud Qomati: The Secretary‑General of Hezbollah will present a detailed roadmap for the next phase, to be announced soon.
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> Macron holds Hezbollah responsible for the killing of a French soldier in southern Lebanon this morning during an attack on UNIFIL forces.
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>>533383444
LOOK AT THAT FAT FUCK!
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>>533383381
with "gunboats" which I assume means nothing larger than a speedboat with a machine gun mounted on it.
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iran: "hormussy is open"
iran: *shoots tankers again*

iran about to become glass kek
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Listen to the IRGC not to Trump’s tweets
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I just want cheap food and oil and other cheap oil stuff...ifgaf if iran has nukes and a rocket and drone hobby
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>>533383442
wait why did the penguin want to kill every firstborn in gotham city and looked like this?
that story seems familiar too
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>>533383381
I want to see a bulk crude carrier lit the fuck up in a ginormous fireball a mile wide, it’s gay we haven’t got this yet.
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>>533383535
we have multiple times o.O
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>>533383498
Iran warned. As long as the zog blockade is enforced against its ports, the Hormussy will be closed. Now even they added no negotiations since the blockade is there.
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>>533383491
a couple retards with AK47s about to get 200 million towelheads killed kek
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Sayyid Mojtaba Khamenei give a speach


> The victory of the Islamic Revolution marked a dividing line between two phases in the life of the army, ending the era of weakness imposed on the army and its brave, sincere soldiers by the enemies of this nation and traitors within. Since then, the army has stood in its rightful place, embraced by the people, truly the son of the people, emerging from their homes.

> The army quickly confronted America’s malicious schemes, remnants of the corrupt Pahlavi regime, and separatists who wanted Iran torn apart, and it wrote epics. Today, the Army of Islam, as in the two imposed wars of the past, bravely defends the land, waters, and flag it belongs to, relying on divine and popular support, fighting shoulder to shoulder with other fighters in the armed forces, clashing with the armies of the leaders of disbelief and arrogance, exposing their weakness and humiliation before the world. Just as its drones strike American and Zionist criminals, its brave navy is ready to inflict new defeats on the enemies.

> April 18 is also the birthday of our great martyred commander, who worked tirelessly from the first decade of the Islamic Revolution to preserve the army against calls to dissolve it, and then sought to enhance its capabilities. The path of developing this popular institution that guards the country must continue with doubled strength, and necessary measures will soon be issued to achieve that.

> Looking at the faces of the heroes who led the army over five decades, many of whom joined the martyrs, and their sincere programs and actions, will inspire all components of the armed forces. Among the greats: Qarani, Fallahi, Namjoo, Fakouri, Babaei, Sattari, Ardastani, Sayyad Shirazi, up to the latest prominent martyrs, Sayyid Abd al‑Rahim Mousavi and Aziz Nasirzadeh.
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>>533383522
danny devito?
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>>533383585
why try to gaslight me? i was here YESTERDAY when they said the strait was OPEN. i do not have goldfish brain sir!!!
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>>533383583
No nigger we have had a few cute little ship fires and damage but not a whole ass fully loaded oil tanker lighting up the entire strait with millions of barrels of kino.
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>>533383440
>zionists call their annexed part in lebanon "yellow line"
>someone makes fun of it being yellow
>you're anti-semitic
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>>533383657
exodus, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e6z_sPO2uA
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>>533383220
Mojtaba is posting a shit ton of pro war tweets, i have heard some news (and big if true): people REALLY WANT REVENGE and there are protests against reformists (like Aragchi) in Tehran.
>TLDR: Pool is closed again!
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>>533383626
>>533383542
>No actual photos
>Only audio recording and a tweet
They killed him didn't they?
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>>533383220
why does anyone still take anything trump says seriously?
either he's an ascended 11d master or a fucking idiot, but regardless it's not worth reporting his words
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>>533383542
seems like he is indeed stirring things up
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qrd on turkish coffee
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>>533383505
Guys, I think I've found a way.
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Zog Mutts are in position to strike Iran again :
>Recent satellite images of Diego Garcia base show that the US has once again taken an attack formation. Four fighter-bombers, four tankers, three heavy transports, and one maritime patrol aircraft are visible. This formation usually takes shape a few hours or days before the first operational wave.
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>>533383774
2/2
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Doommaxx Prediction:

Well we're in a fake ceasefire so I can only assume Israel has resupplied and the US has drafted a new plan for boots on the ground. The stock market has completely recovered and gas is under $4, validating Trump's assertion that pain is temporary, and the 14 day deadline is almost over. And he just met with Netanyahu Friday in DC. So yeah, we will be launching a new offensive in Iran to destroy their infrastructure, to destroy their government, and to get their uranium. Trump, I assume, wants to win completely and he stands to lose nothing by killing Iranians and Americans, so he will attack.
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>>533383718
this guy about to eat a tomahawk for breakfast and get mulched with pig scraps into sausage for someone by lunch
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>>533383728
the negotiations do seem like both sides just trying to farm as much clout as possible and neither side is serious
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>>533383440
this is another holocaust
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>French MPs withdrew a bill against 'new forms of antisemitism' after 700,000 people signed a petition opposing it. The bill would have effectively banned criticism of Israel — It is attempt to weaponize antisemitism to shield Israel from criticism
Some good news at least
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>>533383699
>into my folder it goes.
thanks anon.=)
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Rothschilds set sights on Pakistan

Pakistan’s finance minister has announced that Rothschild & Co. will advise the country on its return to international capital markets.

Eurobonds, Panda bonds, rupee‑linked transactions, the Rothschild touch will now “help” Pakistan compress its yield curve and restore market confidence.

Nothing says “sound financial advice” like a banking dynasty with a rap sheet...

Let’s recall what the Rothschild name actually brings to the table:

Money laundering – Edmond de Rothschild Europe was criminally convicted in 2025 for stealing millions of euros from Malaysia's public funds

Insider trading – French authorities probed a Rothschild banker involved in a €2 billion insider trading ring in 2025

Epstein ties – Ariane de Rothschild’s business connections with Jeffrey Epstein were revealed in 2026. Epstein allegedly brokered deals for the bank, pocketed $25 million offshore, and helped navigate regulatory crackdowns

Pakistan is not alone. India’s National Stock Exchange has also appointed Rothschild & Co (https://t.me/geopolitics_prime/64930?single). as an independent advisor — likely making the same mistake.

A family of convicted fraudsters advising on a national economy – what could possibly go wrong?
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>>533383719
no he is secure trust the would be able to help themself and declared the win he would also have million tweet by now
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>>533383680
From yesterday.
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>>533383851
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>>533383853
I have no idea what you just typed my guy
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>>533383803
Did you enlist yet? Go get him
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>>533383795
>bomb, ceasefire, bomb, ceasefire
lot of money to be made
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تانکر ترکرز: دو شناور هندی پس از شلیک از سوی نیروهای سپاه پاسداران در تنگه هرمز، ناچار شدند مسیر خود را تغییر داده و به سمت غرب بازگردند

یکی از این کشتیها یک ابرنفتکش (VLCC) با پرچم هند بوده است که ۲ میلیون بشکه نفت عراق را حمل میکردهاست
>Two Indian vessels were forced to change their course and return to the west after being fired upon by the IRGC forces in the Strait of Hormuz.
>One of these vessels was an Indian-flagged VLCC carrying 2 million barrels of Iraqi oil.
THIS IS REALLY BAD
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>>533383851
the way for pakistan out of financial strain is to do three moves

hard security alliance with iran today, extend nuclear shield against israel and the US over KSA
station nukes there

do nuclear sharing with turkey, pakistani nukes in incirlik

build a pipeline through balochistan
reroute one belt one road through pakistan not afghanistan

instant power house (banning cousin marriage would help)
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>look at all these food

That is exactly what a starving man would say
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>>533383859
the entire extent of the change-of-mind happened in the span of yesterday, aka the past 24 hours. you say "yesterday" and to me that could mean any time after they said the hormussy is open.
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>>533383818
depends if retards will stop harassing french jews for israel. french jews have nothing to do with israel.
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>>533384006
they don't say the photos were fake
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This is the least insane ground invasion option available to the US.
>source : https://jj6702.tistory.com/15105425
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>>533384006
the US has such hilariously shit comms, like Israel-tier of PR ick
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>>533383851
>rothschild saves the islamic state
lmao. On a side note, trump crypto company is also trading with paki banks. They have gone from jihadi terrorism to jew backed economic terrorism
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>>533384006
USA today fake news again.
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>>533384006
They only posted this fake photo op to try and counter the horrendous optics of their sailors eating whatever the fuck boiled boot leather zogslop was in those photos.
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>>533383809
Pretty sure Iran is serious.
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>>533383378
>Two Indian ships forced westward out of the Strait of Hormuz by IRGC Navy. Gunfire was involved. One ship is a giant tanker flying the Indian flag carrying 2 million barrels of Iraqi oil.
More deets? Even Indians aren't crazy and careless enough as to try to run the strait in a tanker??
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The global economy is so fucked, think I might quit my job and enjoy the last few months of actually having things
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>>533383995
do you think iran still have navy ?
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>>533383747
the OG coffee. the most primitive form of coffee.
it is not well known but we are the ones that introduced coffee to Europe. and we got it from the lands that is modern day Ethiopia at the time.
There are english records of travellers visiting the ottoman empire and describing coffee in their journals as they taste and drink it for the first time. they describe how it is prepared and all that and their first reaction is that they dont like it. which is normal since coffee is an acquired taste, the first reaction is always usually negative.

Now most of the coffee is harvested in the New World in plantations in South America but they originally did not have coffee, it was sent there from the Old World just as they sent potatoes to the Old World.
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>>533384006
i have family on one of those ships, they informed us theyve been rationing since the second week and couldnt get supplies to them so they were eating mres. all of that, and my mother will still believe the navy official twitter over our family member telling us the opposite. i hate women
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Another ship has been attacked and turned back.
>https://x.com/CRUDEOIL231/status/2045468675466244387
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>>533384042
Hormussy was said to open under 2 conditions:
>Lebanon cease fire
>lift of zog blockade
Once the cease fire happened in Lebanon, hormussy was announced its limited opening, toll enforced, and following Iranian lane and instructions.
The 2 Indian ships did not respect the instructions nor was willing to pay the toll.
They believed Trump’s tweet instead of IRGC instructions.
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>>533383927
nah i can survive a 100x pricing of everything. i'd much rather the entire ME get set ablaze and my punishment be a bag of chips gets more expensive.
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>>533383799
blowing up a passenger ship doesn't jive with Iran's bid for post-war legitimacy or contribute to their strategy of economic pain
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>>533384074
but to what end? it is a desert away and a thousand kilomter from tehran
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>>533384074
Somehow I don't think the obvious invasion point is the least insane. It's riddled with mines anyways cause if you watch maritime you'll see ships do not go to certain areas near the port.
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>>533384133
Checked. Good. Even though that may be our ship. Fuck them for being jewish cum chuggers.
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>>533384074
>lets land in front of some mountain range far away from tehran and nuclear installations
>can't push anywhere further from there
>least insane
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>>533384179
Iran is going to give us the nuclear dust. That's non-negotiable.
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>>533383995
I feel bad for India. They didn’t do anything and yet they’re the ones that are being the most effected.
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>>533384155
>They believed Trump’s tweet
Only jeets and professional stock traders are this stupid
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>>533384131
I trust you anon. Why did they release stock photos instead of having crew or others show their current meals?
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>>533383851
Just print your own money you dumb paki bastards and dont tell international finance lmao
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>>533384216
They'll get it eventually. It'd like an IQ test.
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>>533384209
what if they give it to israel by putting it on one of those cluster warheads and fire it at kinneret? asking for a friend (who is an evil war criminal and shia muslim)
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>>533384074
Looks like a recipe for Iwo Jima 2.0
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>>533384179
Either leverage for negotiation or securing land footing for future mass deployment of ground forces.

>>533384188
MEUs are capable of over the horizon attacks with helicopters.
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>>533383838
what’s going on here
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WHAT LIL DONNIE GON DO?
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>inb4 Trump tweets "If we find out Iran shot at boats, bla bla bla wall of text, THANKYOUFORATTENTION"
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>>533384155
i saw glabeef or whatever say what you point out yesterday afternoon. i saw the other guy, abojafaree or whatever, say it's open as long as ships take the same route.

iran has doomed the world because it can't get its own messaging together and it's right back to shooting ships. just blow up these retard iranian FMs and maybe we can skip total world annihilation. idk. try to comply and get shot, well, that was your last chance iran and you fucking blew it.
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>>533384287
Yeah and you've dealt with all the anti air correct? Somehow I don't think they've been dealt with.
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>>533384156
ok but do your neighbors think that way? what happens when the welfare checks can't cut it?
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>>533384270
>Iwo Jima 2.0
That would be if they were going for Kharg.
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>>533384241
pakis would be retarded, pakistan is right now in a position to get everything they want
all they need to do is fill the security gurantee for turkey, KSA and iran then bridge to china outside of israel bomb range
the region will be at peace and pakistan will make a killing in trade and so forth

it is a unique opportunity in history, would placate the pakistani shia minority too and prevent the coming starvation from hitting pakistan like india
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Zognald status?
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>>533384287
>MEUs are capable of over the horizon attacks with helicopters.
??
MEUs aren't training for air assaults. they are training for air evacs.
air assaults are army.
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>>533384155
>Once the cease fire happened in Lebanon
At no point was there a ceasefire in lebanon
It's both sides talking bs while simultaneously bombing the fuck out of each other
Israeli definition of it seems to be "well we didn't bomb Beirut today" and nothing else
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>>533383361
lmao
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>>533384006
surely 100 boxes of food will feed tens of thousands of soldiers
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post some modestly dressed girls
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>>533384361
They're going to eat hundreds of ballistics and Shaheds regardless of where they attempt the beachhead. This is above slapping a marine police contingent down and hoping for the best lol. They can't keep their ship supplied a thousand miles away from the coast.
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>>533384390
Ahh shit we back to quadruple digits again.
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>>533384390
The word ceasefire does not exist in the hebrew language
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>>533384369
But how does this hurt International Jewery?
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>>533384348
>Somehow I don't think they've been dealt with.
Correct. IRGC has been conserving their AA capabilities for more close encounters with US forces.
So the US will suffer heavy losses if they go with this operation.
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>>533384416
those are stock photos anon, that is the bigge issue I got

if somebody tells me "everything is fine" then shows three stockphotos instead of the current meals of the soldiers and the mess hall then I don't believe them
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>>533383902
no he is secure trust, the jew wouldnt be able to help themself and declared the win he would also have million tweet by now from trump
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>>533384099
how serious? all of their demands were maximalist
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>>533384006
it's so disgusting that the tweet is written by AI yuck
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>>533384214
>They didn’t do anything
This is false.
During the 2025 war, indian citizens helped israel sabotage key infrastructure inside Iran.
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>>533384459
it would end it
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>>533384483
Means they are serious about wrecking america and Israel.
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>Hormussy has been penetrated
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>>533384343
No. Jews and mutts have doomed the world by attacking illegally Iran and killing their leaders, killing 168 school girls and over 2000 of their citizens, jews and mutts destroyed more than 250 schools, more than 150 hospitals, more than 150 historical sites, bridged and power plants as well as energy infrastructure and chemical plants. ILLEGALLY. In a war of agression against Iran.
Thus Iran have EVERY RIGHT to defend itself and close the Hormussy to actors aligned to the ones who attacked them ILLEGALLY, and are unwilling to play ball with Iran’s conditions.

In my opinion, Iran should just keep bombing zog bases and especially Israel for the next 2 years non stop. Including the GCC niggers and let them starve and get impoverished.
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>>533383361
When you put the wire in the hat, it's now on top of you and not around you. It has to be around you horizontally symbolizing walls or whatever. Can a real jewish nigga chime in and confirm or deny this?
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so I gather that we suffered from Trumptards flooding into this general and gloating over a Trump tweet that was completely misrepresenting reality yet again yesterday
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guys how to revert back my style to yoysuba? it doest work and I hate the black theme
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>>533384006
Mutts are so pathetic.
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>>533384351
i'll charge dicking down my neighbors wives in exchange for paying for their mcdonalds meal. no worries. suburbanites are jello pushovers that would take a handout far before violence. and i got a fun for any violence too
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>>533384522
easy solutions to tough problems
just drone em
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>>533384558
the eruv is above them, there is no eruv inlaid into the ground, the interior is formed by the eruv to the ground forming a wall like in a yard
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>>533384483
>let us be a normal nation like the rest of the world and fuck off your military bases from our doorstep
>also pay us to fix the shit you blew up for no reason

Wow so aggressively maximalist can’t believe the hubris of these sand bastards.
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>>533384496
>During the 2025 war, indian citizens helped israel sabotage key infrastructure inside Iran.
this is absolutely not true. Being amoral opportunists is one thing, spying for Israel during wartime was just a rumour spread by Pakistani info ops.
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>>533384480
>those are stock photos anon
fake news.

https://www.dvidshub.net/image/9623871/abraham-lincoln-serves-lunch
>Date Taken: 04.16.2026
>Date Posted: 04.18.2026 02:03
>Photo ID: 9623871
>VIRIN: 260417-N-N0146-2002
>Resolution: 6000x4000
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>Location: AT SEA
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>>533384580
Are you on mobile?
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>>533384434
>They're going to eat hundreds of ballistics and Shaheds regardless of where they attempt the beachhead.
True, but the strategists at the whitehouse and pentagon may still be under the delusion that this is not possible.
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>>533384506
By being advised by the Criminal Rothschilds?
I'm not buying it.
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>>533384542
i ain't reading all that. you're wrong. use less words next time
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>>533384638
>>Location: AT SEA
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>>533384609
I don't think shaheds work that well against moving targets?
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>>533384640
no desktop but it is stuck and won't revert back
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>>533384483
they didn't demand anything to do with Israel or demand to disarm any of the gulf states or ask for any territory so I wouldn't call them maximalist no
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>>533384652
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>>533384638
he knows they only put the fake tray out for the photo op
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>>533384608
if things go south the more shit you got the bigger target you are
you dont seem to understand the situation
you're probably jewish and that will just make things worse
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>>533384483
dude there is no way in fucking hell iran will give destroy their nuclear refineries.
they can give america a symbolic amount of "dust" and claim that is all they have and keep refining some more on the side.

but america wants them to stop refining all together and that cannot happen unless you put boots on the ground or use a nuclear weapon yourself.
bunker buster bombs cannot destroy their facilities since they are spread out and dispersed.

the only ones that are maximalist here are the americans, they want Iran to turn into an unarmed nation that Israel can threaten any time they want and a gas station that the US can get cheap oil from.
that it is.
they are asking Iran to commit suicide. and iran denies so it is called a maximalist.
fucking lol.
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>>533384675
They have shahed variants with anti-ship capabilities (equipped with electro optical sensors).
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>>533384628
>Pakistani info ops.
They have been iranian sources, people say those indians got executed.
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>>533384522
It's a Chinese ship you goober. It's in route to ningbo, china.
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>>533384573
yes we believe gaslighters today that um ackshually hormussy was always closed. and. now we wait for more bombs to drop with Bated Breath.
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>>533384006
tbf I kinda doubt the story that they're starving, and some navy are saying it was midrars (.id ight rations) which are basically just leftovers for the graveyard shift. If you were starving the last remaining food would be canned goods, not tortillas and beef. Plus they have ample friendly and civilian ports to resupply at.
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>>533384628
Iran kicked jeets out as act one of the twelve day war after a bunch of their shit got sabotaged. You are all disgusting shit covered rats.
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>>533384675
https://unn.ua/en/news/russian-shaheds-started-hitting-moving-targets-an-expert-explained-how-the-russian-army-manages-to-do-this
easy solutions to tough problems
put a camera on it
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>>533384542
based
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the "enriched uranium / nuclear dust" talking point is 100% israeli to the core. by denying this one, sole point, Iran can ensure this war can never, EVR be spun as any kind of 'win' in any way, shape or form by israel, who hitched all of their political messaging to recovering the uranium as the 'win condition'. Domestically, the 'ceasefire' is a catastrophe for israeli messaging, and has plunged thier nation into what is essentially cataclysm, that will result in the nation breaking apart for real. isael achieved ZERO of its stated goals of the war. ZERO
>no regmine change, no 'popular uprising'
>no definititve end to nuclear program, removal of nuclear material
>defense industry and assets of Iran remain in huge numbers
>no litani river, no lebensraum, no greater israel
as a result of these catastrophic failures, israeli government narrative pivoted to "recovering the enriched uranium and ending Irans ability to make nuclear threats". this was supposed to have been achieved militarily..and the US attempted at Isfahan, which resulted in the "F-15 WSO recovery" horse-shit that has all but been DROPPED and memory holed.
now....with no recovery of the uranium and a trump ceasefire in effect, israels defeat has been all but "sealed"....and this has thrown israel itself into domestic calamity, dealing with the reactions of satanyahu's coalition and the israeli people themselves, furious at their new reality.
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>>533384615
which other demands within reason should they have asked? short of a palestinian state i don't know what else you'd expect
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>>533384704
ew why would you save that you freak. i swear you "people" have mental problems.
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>>533384730
you are correct, turks are the only muslims who don't do any terrorism
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>>533384558
take a big hat with a little wire on the outside eh?
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>>533384768
> Iranian Foreign Ministry: Enriched uranium is a “red line” that cannot be compromised. >>533383436
the mutt and jew lost.
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>>533384692
Did you delete cookies and restart browser?
Try it with a different browser.
It could be defaulting to your system theme.
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>>533384844
can you share the image for this please egyptanon?
i will make it the next thread image.
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>>533384675
a few tankers have already been reported hit with drones. the Iranians have models with terminal guidance systems and tankers are about as easy of a moving target that exists
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>>533384778
I don't think the international commu ity would let the Hormuz toll slide due to the precedent it sets but I also think Iran would see actually unfreezing funds/lifting sanctions and their demanded reparations (1.5 trillions) paid in full and the right to own nukes as fair compensation
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>>533384737
>They have been iranian sources, people say those indians got executed.
this is total fabrication. No Indian was even held, leave alone found guilty of spying for Israel during / after the June 2025 Israel-Iran war.
>>533384747
>Iran kicked jeets out as act one of the twelve day war after a bunch of their shit got sabotaged.
Iran revoked visa-on-arrival for India after Indians who were trying to get into Europe via Turkey were kidnapped. There's a big difference. There was no mass deportation or "kicking out" of Indians from Iran.

There's plenty of things to blame India for that are valid, from supporting Israel to ignoring Palestine and Lebanon, to staying mum during Maduro's kidnapping. There's no need to concoct stuff.
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>>533384836
the manhattan eruv is above the hat too, so I don't get the objection for the eruv being above the hat like a mobile home or tent (which are inside too, the original jews transported a tent with tabernacle that way with the ark of the convenant inside)
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>>533384628
I am sorry and but they bite the hand that fed them for the jew disgusting
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>>533384702
how is america gonna disarm saudi? you gonna go in there yourself and take their shit?
also america will force the bahrain monarchy to abolish themselves with please and thank yous so iran can have some fresh land
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>>533384844
>"For some reason the nation we promised to wipe off the face of the earth and completely genocide doesn't want to give up their nuclear enrichment. Can you believe these assholes?"
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>>533384780
>freak
>mental problems
kek, nice one. Anyway, let's watch a rabbi bite off a baby's foreskin.
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>>533384715
nigger if you break into my house you'll find a fridge with a couple condiments and otherwise shit you can't eat. i don't buy groceries in bulk. but if you break into my house one of us isn't going to be walking away. that's the risk you run with every american household. if you wanna race to the bottom go right ahead. father of four in suburbia would much rather his table have food on it instead of his shot up corpse. you brought this up
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>>533384891
Base don how well they wreck IDF I assume hitting a rat is harder than hitting a tanker.
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Are gullible retards finally realizing that this shit is nowhere near over?
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>>533384844
NPT literally says you get international help to enrich uranium for your nuclear plants if you forfeit nuclear weapons. US signed the NPT.
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>>533384911
>I am sorry and but they bite the hand that fed them for the jew disgusting
If any Indian was actually found guilty of spying for Israel during wartime, I'd be the first to cheer as he was executed. But it didn't happen; there were rumours spread by Pakistani sources and sites, nothing more.
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>>533384895
>I don't think the international commu ity would let the Hormuz toll slide
they would simply because its cheap (similar to suez) and everybody pays US dollar tax too by the US military
forcing sale exlusive in their monopoly money
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>>533383220
>>533380123
>>533382218
with audio
https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4
vassal japan
https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4
anti-Semitic lore about Jewish people
https://files.catbox.moe/2lo7vl.mp4
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>>533384730
there is also a key issue with the "no refining" rule
how is that gonna be enforced without fucking spies and glowies everywhere? it's total bullshit and a trojan horse in itself beyond just not having refining
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Pajeet filtered.
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>>533384985
thank you adding it to the KINO.
cheers.
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>Trump lies about everything to manipulate the market, says strait is completely open Iran concedes everything
oil drops 10%
>in response, instead of being particularly open, now the strait is completely closed again
yet oil won't recover (or go higher as it should) on Monday. Trump has this superposed where his craziness is a one-way ratchet on the market. All that matters are the vibes eneminating from Trump.
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>>533384745
>gaslighters
it looks pretty closed for me. maybe you should have read rug merchant Araghchi's tweet more carefully, he said the strait was open "as already announced" ie according to the ceasefire agreement from ten days ago. you did read the terms and conditions didn't you?
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>>533384946
Wow shit, everyone... This guy is hard.
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>>533384844
>>533384889
bro are you there?
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>>533385014
>Pajeet filtered.
memeflag makes accusations without proof.
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>>533384957
iran could've just not said it's over yesterday. you wouldn't have ships getting shot up today. now it's too late. iran gonna get absolutely glassed and the entire ME with it kek
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You talk too much, be quiet for 4 to 5 business days real quick
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>>533385025
billions must get liquidated (like me)
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>>533385013
it is a pipe dream through and through.
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>>533384209
>Iran is going to give us the nuclear dust. That's non-negotiable.

thats the kike talking point at least^

but Iran knows israels future as a state is predicated on recovering the 'enriched uranium'.....and isnt going to let them 'get the win' on it.

all Iran has to do is never give up the "enriched uranium" and israel will implode into domestic cataclysm from the finality of their "loss" bettiing the farm on this talking point
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FENTCOM claims Apaches were flying above the strait yesterday.
>https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2045468301799645569
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>>533384768
what's more important? securing economic and security concessions? or securing Israel/America's ability to "spin the war" as a win?
serious question. Iran might be choosing between these two options to some extent during negotiations
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>>533385108
its ceasefire
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TRUMP TWEET PREDICTIONS?
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All I got from this conflict is that sunnoids are the biggest cucks ever lol. One of my gayming friends is a coping salafist that Iran doesn't care about Muslims and is totally in bed with Israel, meanwhile everyone mocks him. If Iran frees us from a ZOG ruled world I will convert to Shiism. It's a shame that Turkey, Egypt and the GCC are all slaves to ZOG.
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If you abandon Israel, you will go to hell chud:
>Lindsey Graham: "Israel is our friend, surrounded by people who would cut their throats if they could. This is not a hard choice if you're an American and a Christian. If America pulls the plug on Israel, God will pull the plug on us, and we're not going to let that happen"

https://x.com/VividProwess/status/2045291217487819178
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>>533385127
>OPEN THE STRAIT
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>>533384984
But then every nation and their moms would start taxing their own waterways instead of allowing free passagez the 3 biggest ones I can think about are the Bab-Al-Mandab strait (houthis), Gibraltar (spain/morocco) and the st lawrence (canada-usa). Maybe even the mediterannean around Malta is considered a tollable strait. Even if the US is somehow fine with this, China loves trading and they won't be.


To be clear my current theory is that the US gets bogged down in a prolonged ground war, and China brokers a "generous" peace deal loaning money and industry to both sides to further their dependence
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>>533384895
>the international commu ity would let the Hormuz toll slide due to the precedent it sets
you set that precedent when you started tariffing literally every country in the world
racketeering is just part of international relations now
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>>533385025
Spot price is nearly double the futures price. The manipulation is going to run into reality shortly.
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>>533384911
After all this shit is done, Pajeet will never have the Chabahar port.
And it's completely their own fault.
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>>533385013
They used to have JCPOA or whatever agency name inspectors regularly, that's over ofc
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>>533385025
It's not going up until the shortages start becoming noticeable. Then we'll be seeing the $200+ price.
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>>533385143
unrealistic not enough swears
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>>533385108
>a visible presence in support of freedom and navigation
Are these niggers just pretending they didn't blockade the blockade
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>>533384266
there is nothing illegal going on in this post glowniggers keep moving.
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>>533383361
>>533384558
Eruv is for an area, for jews to carry things within the area.
A hat won't work.
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>>533385013
we have iaea inspectors for that. iaea makes sure npt treaty partners follow the rules.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Atomic_Energy_Agency#Missions
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>>533385108
When there's a ceasefire Iran isn't allowed to shoot at them?
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>>533385148
>But then every nation and their moms would start taxing their own waterways
you just stage unilateral blockades to steal what you want, force sale in currencies you want, kidnap leaders, stage piracy with the UK against russia

we are past this precedent setting phase, the issue is only an issue between the US/China/Russia mainly

maybe turkey
I think they will annul the montreux convention after this
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>>533385037
maybe the fucking sandnigger should've clearly said WE WILL STILL ENFORCE THE TOLL. and not hormussy open if you go the correct route with vague insinuations. fucking RETARDS gonna get an entire genealogy wiped off earth because they didn't just say the fucking thing ain't open. GG
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>>533385108
too spooked to repeat their stunt with the Arleigh Burkes, CENTCOM is reduced to sending helicopters for their gay photo op
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>>533385110
From Iranian sources, their calculus is that tje current US demands are too maximalist to eve negociate. They want control of the strait, reparations/frozen funds, sanctions and nuclear enrichment as conditions, although they've been flexible on that last one (offeeing a 5 year pause in enrichment instead of 20)
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>Joe Rogan at White House as Donald Trump signs executive order on psychedelics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00AfMIv2MI8
this fucking retarded timeline man
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>>533385110
>what's more important? securing economic and security concessions? or securing israel/America's ability to "spin the war" as a win?
>serious question. Iran might be choosing between these two options to some extent during negotiations

i truly believe is denying israel the "spin", which has the same catastrophic consequence as any "tangible" one as far as israel goes..where narrative, messagine, spin and "image" are EVERYTHING...actually MORE important than any other minor achievement.

so denying jews any ability to spin this devastating loss into a win, inflicts major, serious and lasting damage to them
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>>533385236
exactly.
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>>533384946
>i have a gun, no one else will have this brilliant and foolproof idea
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Are there commodities market experts here? What will eventually happen in a few weeks down the line? Why is the diff between spot and futures so large?
>As the futures contract approaches expiration, the futures price and spot price must converge.
So how?
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>>533385286
Literally standing right behind him
what a fucking joke rogan has become
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>>533384860
thank you I blocked the cookie
>>533384889
I got it from naya but here some source https://abcnews.com/International/live-updates/iran-live-updates-us-blockade-irans-strait-hormuz/?id=131983647&entryId=132150135&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dhfacebook&utm_content=app.dashsocial.com/abcnews/library/media/663885467

https://english.aawsat.com/world/5137061-iran-says-uranium-enrichment-red-line-will-not-be-compromised
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>>533385148
>But then every nation and their moms would start taxing their own waterways instead of allowing free passagez
would they though?
Iran is in a unique situation because they are responding to a very serious attack
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>>533385151
I don't disagree that the US is retarded, but most other nations still benefit from free trade hence why everyone is mad
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>>533385202
if a jew is inside a mobile home he is inside even during shabbath
even if he moves the mobile home by walking it would still be inside

so how does a mobile eruv like a metal wire around a hat not count as inside?
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>>533385236
depends where exactly those apache flew. if it's inside iran's territorial waters that's an act of war. iran will give a warning and then start shooting.
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>>533385154
>The manipulation is going to run into reality shortly.
>shortly
>shortly
I need a date because people have been saying this since the third week of the war and I still haven't seen a date
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>>533385062
sorry anon the browser was lagging
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>>533385303
Americans are pussies that only shoot kids in schools.
His plan has at least a marginal chance of success.
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>>533385154
But do they necessarily ever have to come close?

If Trump has everyone convinces oil will be cheap in 2 weeks then it doesn't seem to matter what if costs today.

I remember early in the war someone at the CME I think warned that if the US government started manipulating futures markets it would be a disaster... and then they went quiet.
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>>533385309
Read this post from a professional commodities trader.
>https://xcancel.com/CRUDEOIL231/status/2043792180310094150
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>>533385303
god damn are you a jeet or something? do i really need to spell out that i will defend my home and i might die in doing so. fucking hell man learn some reading comprehension. grow a pair of balls while you're at it i can smell your pussy from here.
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>>533385070
The real question is: who are you going to believe.
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>>533385242
Russia is too crippled for power projection and China would much rather have a trading world than a fighting one. The only one blockading and kidnapping is the US, and I'm pretty sure damaging trade is China's red line seeing how they responded to tariffs
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>>533384931
cry me a river faggot total iran victory
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>>533385355
we can call it mobileruv TM certified by the rabbis who brought you kosher switch, the most mitzvah of hallakah
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>>533385334
>>533385377
thanks bro but the aawsat.com article is from last year.
i found this article i think i will use this. this is recent.https://m.dailyhunt.in/news/india/english/business+upturn-epaper-bsnutme/iran+just+drew+a+red+line+on+enriched+uranium+that+directly+contradicts+what+trump+said+earlier-newsid-n708869970
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>>533384895
>I don't think the international commu ity would let the Hormuz toll slide due to the precedent it sets but I also think Iran would see actually unfreezing funds/lifting sanctions and their demanded reparations (1.5 trillions) paid in full and the right to own nukes as fair compensation
Iran has a massive advantage now. If Iranian ships are blockaded, they may let out a trickle of ships but it just takes a single drone hit to send premiums skyrocketing again.
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>>533385335
The moment that authority is handed over in a peace deal it becomes precedent, but yes right now the fog of war is too thick
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>>533385212
They can't have the IAEA enforce something like that across the whole country. They just had some nerds at their labs. To actually enforce it you'd need legit mass surveillance which would just be Jewish shit to launch decapitation strikes down the line.
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>>533384985
>>533385024
goofed with the vassal japan one so the original and a second in compensation, not that anyone here gaf about japan, but Chinese hate them for being American lickspittles, and it shows the art style
https://files.catbox.moe/pzs9n2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/9axujr.mp4
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>>533385430
reading comprehension habibi
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>>533385286
Kek what the fuck
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>>533385424
pakistan got nuclear mervs anon if they put one in ksa then the US and israel are ouf of the game
iran/pakistan tandem could roll up the entire middle east and create a co prosperity sphere with china

there is nothing anybody could do about it I think
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>>533385334
I think that guy >>533384860 can fix your issues through remote control just let him handle it
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>>533384612
All Jew rules exist only to create a single Jewish identity. Otherwise some smart jew would just make a little circle of string and say, "this is the outside and everything else is my people's home". They don't because they need shared rituals to maintain an identity across the world.
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>>533384984
suez is taxed because it takes money to maintain it. Lots of water too which is serious investment in desert. Hormuz should be compared to open sea not a canal
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>>533385245
Iran was very clear any opening would be coordinated passage. If someone tried to just run it yelling Trump told me I could so you can't shoot me that was probably a paid for stunt by the US to test Iran.
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>>533384768
>>no regmine change, no 'popular uprising'
>>no definititve end to nuclear program, removal of nuclear material
>>defense industry and assets of Iran remain in huge numbers
>>no litani river, no lebensraum, no greater israel
reminder:

Iran keeps Uranium
Iran can keep enriching
Iran can keep and extend its missile range
Iran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.
Iranian regime not changed
Iran now has de facto control of the SoH & BeM

In addition,
Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:
Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistable,
Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,
Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to useless
The value of these losses is incaluably high.
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>>533385395
Thanks for the share. Here is the LLM answer. Yours is wayyyy better. Going to read it, thanks.
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>>533385108
We know where the MSC Madeleine was yesterday.
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>>533384006
Could someone post the pic from yesterday, with the mystery shoe sole?
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>>533385491
my bad anon I having some but troublevtotal iran victory
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>>533385343
no one really complained about the toll outside of epstein class faggots like starmer
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All that Trump is doing is preparing for another pilot rescue mission, but bigger this time.
They're gonna go for the pilot dude again.
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>>533385319
>>533385496
He's been wanting that pro-psychedelics law a long time. Not surprised he's showing up for it.
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>>533385286
why isn't he live streaming the chimp civil war?
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>>533385505
lol he seem cool give him a visa
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>>533385422
i believed aragorn or whatever his name is when 24 hours ago that the strait is open. but anons say "he didn't say the strait was open he said the toll is still in place" (he didn't say that) and now you have confused tanker captains getting their ships shot up because iran wasn't fucking clear?? who the fuck let retards run iranian messaging...
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>>533385286
Does this mean we can do epic drugs now
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KEK
How is this real.
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>>533385501
Can you tell one of your paki cousins to drop the mirv on India instead?
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>>533385522
suez is taxed because of the suez crisis
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>>533385420
you'll die defending it but at least you'll have the greater israel
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>>533385501
>pakistan got nuclear mervs anon if they put one in ksa then the US and israel are ouf of the game
No fucking way is Pakistan going to put one of their nuclear mervs in KSA lmao.
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>>533385490
dude those are either dubbed or they lack english subtitles.
i will definetly use the previous KINO you shared regardless. thanks for that again.
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>>533385630
America is back baby
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>>533385309
>As the futures contract approaches expiration, the futures price and spot price must converge.
They will converge at expiration. Till then, futures price is hedging/gambling.
If the difference is too high, margin will be raised or paper traders will be forced to settle at determined rates.

>>533385355
>even if he moves the mobile home by walking it would still be inside
Your sentence does not make sense.
You are thinking person inside/under the eruv hat can do anything outside of it while still inside eruv. But eruv is for the area only inside which they can move things.
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>>533384064
Shalom memeflag
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>>533385630
is this new?
fucking lol.
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>>533384115
Iran never had a proper navy that can ever go against a maritime power.
they have speed boats, torpedoes and drone boats to control the strait.
they don't even need them to block the strait. they use drones and missiles to attack ships.
they can also mine the strait with missiles.
>On January 25, 2025, Iranian state television unveiled a striking new tactic the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) employed during their naval exercises: using the Fajr-5 Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS) to lay sea mines. This novel application of Iran’s well-known artillery rocket system raised eyebrows within military circles, as it introduces a highly efficient method of deploying sea mines over a broad area at long distances. Traditionally, sea mines have been deployed using specialized naval vessels or aircraft.
https://www.armyrecognition.com/news/navy-news/2025/breaking-news-iran-demonstrates-fajr-5-rocket-launcher-for-sea-mine-laying-threatening-global-maritime-security
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>>533385522
>Hormuz should be compared to open sea not a canal
Per international law, it's a transit passage so ships have the right to sail through it and blocking it is an act of war, just like blocking the Danish Straits to Russian ships or shipments would be. But international law is dead, we're in a brave new world.
The smart thing for Iran to do would be to guarantee pre Feb 28 status to the straits as long as Iran has no sanctions or coercive economic or social measures of any kind on it.
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>>533385633
I don't have paki cousins. Pakistan is too incompetent to take the chance anyway.
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>>533385395
damn, this answers all the questions and answered questions I was too uninformed to pose. This should be in the OP. Under oilprice.com
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Whatever, bomb the jews until they cease to exist.
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>The U.S.A. will get all Nuclear “Dust,” created by our great B2 Bombers
What sort of "we wuz" is he talking about?
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>>533385605
it's not anyone in Iran's fault that Donald Trump made up an announcement that the strait was open to all traffic with no preconditions, nor that retards like you believed it after having fallen for other made up statements and fake ultimatums literally dozens of times already in this war.
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>>533385309
>Are there commodities market experts here? What will eventually happen in a few weeks down the line? Why is the diff between spot and futures so large?
June Brent Futures expire on April 30th, in 9 working days time. By then we should see a massive spike in Brent because of exchange-for-physical swaps.
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>>533385501
>just nuke your enemies

what a genius idea, I wonder why nobody has done so in the past 80 years
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>>533385639
why not put a mirv into KSA as deterrence?
make a grande bargain, replace the american incirlik bombs with pakistani ones

have a deal with iran and the war ends tomorrow
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>>533385523
you niggers just keep repeating the line "the tankers should have known" like you're in charge of the iranian foreign ministry or something. go suck some sandy smelly cock you fucking faggot. it's not hard to say TOLL it's four fucking letters but no just leave it ambiguous and start shooting on ambiguity.

i hope they stream the glassing of iran i'll shitpost the clips forever onward to the towelhead dick suckers infesting this place
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>>533385778
You will see a lot of countries doing it once they realize that international law is fake and gay and no one will do anything about it. This conflict for example showed how weak and pathetic Europe is
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>>533385733
he's trying to imply once again that the fordrow strike from last year "obliterated" Iran's nuclear stockpile and that all that's left is "nuclear dust" which would ostensibly be useless to Iran but strangely he wants to seize it anyway
just ignore it
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>>533385698
For signataries of UNCLOS yes, neither the US no Iran has signed it. Hormuz is too close to shores to count as international waters to9
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>>533385688
>>533385286
literally happening right now
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>>533385677
eruv sombrero, the eruv is the outer boundary on it
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>>533385817
Because Pakis don't trust the Saudis enough to do that.
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>>533385733
>Hezboolah

The intern that types out his ravings is getting the axe for that one.
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>>533385818
I can tell that this is difficult for you, maybe you should sit down and stop posting ITT before your high cholesterol gives you a cardiac episode
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>>533385570
Oil companies reportedly bitching at Trump over the toll too, these jews still control the system
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>>533384558
>he doesn't know
https://www.npr.org/2019/05/13/721551785/a-fishing-line-encircles-manhattan-protecting-sanctity-of-sabbath
https://archive.is/5xHeP
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>>533385818
How does it feel that you are such a pathetic little migger that worship kike dick so much?
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>>533385853
>For signataries of UNCLOS yes, neither the US no Iran has signed it. Hormuz is too close to shores to count as international waters to9
correct, there's some chinwagging about innocent passage versus transit passage but it seems that the ultima ratio regum is what's going to carry the day eventually.
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>>533385872
the pakis wouldn't give them the launcher but station them there, like the US does in turkey and germany

or how russia does it in belarusia, it would be to shield KSA against Israel/USA, then pakistan can make a proper deal with iran

turkey joins too and has pakistani bombs instead of american stationed

we would look at the middle east as a super power and it could be done in a week of negotiations if all parties are smart enough to play ball

the status quo hurts them all
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Every Muslim army should be as based as the IRGC. Turkey and Egypt should redo their entire military.
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>>533385758
everyone in iran is about to face the music because their retarded spokesmen that can't get their messaging together and make it completely unambiguous. you can go on all day, it's not gonna change what's about to happen to iran.
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>>533385838
Most countries outside Russia don't have the tactical nukes small enough for battlefield use, and are also fighting so they can control the resources of their enemy rather than total destruction. There's not that many plausible exchanges outside of schizo nations like paki/india and israel nuking the rest of the ME
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>>533385605
Its Ok, Araghchi says its open and Trump says it will never close again.
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>>533385697
>>533385697
yah I believe that would be enough for us navy
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>>533385489
tracking all nuclear material doesn't need mass surveillance.
also besides iaea, you can think what you want about russians, but the russians contractors in bushnez and elsewhere wouldn't play ball with any weapons program. no existing nuclear power is for further proliferation.
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>>533385593
>Yo bro, i dont care if you walked back on every promise you made, just give my drugs and we are good. imma microdossy every day nao.

giga degenerate if you ask me.
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>>533386022
"Two more weeks" is a migger's favorite line.
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>>533385818
>i hope they stream the glassing of iran i'll shitpost the clips forever onward to the towelhead dick suckers infesting this place
I mean, anon, it's far more likely that you'll see infinity clips of the droning of US Seal Team Omega 9s or just plain grunts if the US ever scrapes up the courage to close with Iran on behalf of its master. You put boots on the ground, you're going to suffer PoWs.
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>>533385870
Same thing. It's about acting inside the domain, not the person performing the action being inside a domain while doing anything that is outside the domain.

>>533385505
>>533385604
Kek.
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>>533385900
yeah, that's their entire bottom line
a small fee for just oil isn't really a big deal for japan's overall economy
like i'd give a fuck, if they could charge an extra toll to me on every barrel and get away with it they absolutely would
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>>533385605
The farsi message is probably clearer and he didn't check what it translated to. If google is doing the translating, they've also swapped the first result for "oil futures" to show a lower nunber than actual
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>>533386064
before february 28th it was your favorite line too. now it's not so funny anymore for you i guess.
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>>533385992
The only reason that Iran is competent instead of being yet another retarded goatfucker state is because they still have a huge helping of Aryan DNA.
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Strait status?
Petrodollar status?
Yuan status?
Hegemon status?
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>>533385992
Not all Muslims are equal, some gain independence from their belief, others fealty. This was all foretold, Iran is showing the world who is really the leader of Islam.
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he just can't fucking help himself
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>>533386045
in theory it doesn't need it maybe
but look at the big picture here and the parties involved
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>>533386120
>BAKED MIGRATE
>>533386120
>BAKED MIGRATE
>>533386120
>BAKED MIGRATE

/pig/ - Persia Israel General #946 RED LINES AFTER RED LINES AFTER RED LINES EDITION
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>>533386098
if jews transport a car port, one jew each pillar, would that be inside or outside?
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>>533386022
sure they are, little guy. don't forget to take your statin tonight

>I gloat about imminent victory -> Trump tweets that we won -> I gloat about already having won -> it becomes apparent that we have not won yet -> I gloat about imminent victory
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>>533384074
What is that supposed to accomplish? They would be under missile and drone fire from the mountains 24/7. Cannot move back because there's the sea. Cannot advance, because the mountains make cutting off your troops from supplies trivial. Imagine having to do logistics runs in a terrain where the enemy has the higher ground everywhere and can ambush you from everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2YQ6hcg_E
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>>533386035
you're posting this and john mccain is laughing in his grave
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HAPPENING
hebrew
Iran: The Supreme National Security Council told the state media that Iran is determined to control movement through the Strait of Hormuz until "the war ends definitively and a stable peace is achieved in the region." This is another change in the Iranian messaging - the Iranian military previously stated that the Strait of Hormuz would open once the American blockade is lifted.
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>>533386265
That's cause I'm not a dead man.
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>>533386197
>transport a car port
From place A to place B?
Both A and B need to be inside the eruv.
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>>533386098
>>533386098
See the meaning of the term.
>The Torah (Shemos Ch. 16; 25-29) prohibits carrying objects within a public domain, as well as carrying from a public domain to a private domain (and vice versa) on Shabbat. Carrying is permitted only in a private domain. There is an area in between the public and private domain called a Karmelis. The Rabbis prohibited carrying within a Karmelis (and to-and-from a Karmelis) to help prevent people from carrying into a public domain. However, these Rabbis created a method of converting a Karmelis into a private domain. The process which converts a Karmelis into a private domain is called an Eruv.
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>>533386469
Meant for >>533385870
>>533386197
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>>533384131
imagine the braps
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>>533385108
https://www.axios.com/2026/04/18/iran-closes-strait-of-hormuz-once-again-fires-on-tankers
unfortunate
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>>533386057
Very underhanded interpretation. Psychedelics are cures for depression and PTSD. It's an extremely meaningful relief for deep sadness. Using them instead of petrochemicals will be a huge sea change for the country.

Politics is nasty, you have to get in there and fuck the pig, you just have to hope not too much of it ends up on camera.
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>>533383236
Literally full of Democrat faggits just trying to ruin anything and cast everything in a shitty light. Shouldn't you all kill yourselves instead?



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