PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeXNEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0 >Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM >Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY >Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM >Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo >Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE >Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8 >Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg >Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk >TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>533375461
MAGA
Why doesn't he stand up to Xi Jinping like he stands up to Trump?
MAGA!
OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT!
>>533384014How fun!
where is the dead kike storage?
>>533384088CATURDAY!!!
AWOO i guess>>533384003Well yeah. I just always get suspicious when i see articles like that.
>>533384045>Trump shitposting tweets about muslimsA literal genocide>Xi literally genociding muslims in China...It's not hard to see what the king of the spic's game is.
>>533384181Nsfw =^•^= going to wash eyes with soap D:
ive seen simpsons porn you people wouldnt believe.>marge getting railed by bumblebee guy’s stinger>bleeding gums murphy blowing dr marvin monroe>homer getting harmonica’d by maude and lunch lady dorisand of course many many things that should result in instant woodchippering for the artist.and its not like ive ever went looking for it. im into fat japanese chicks and have been pretty much exclusively for most of my adult life. and im not talking like a few extra el bees, i mean fat, like sumo fat. rolls for days, friends.but my point is is that its just always lurking around. i dont know anyone that consooms it but its always there, always waiting despite what i assume the target demo is dwindling rapidly due to malnutrition and suicide.its one of the great anomalies of our timeanyway thank you for your attention to this matter, happy caturday, gm and nn all frens
gm
No Carl Trump edit OP?
Trump live with Joe Mama https://rumble.com/v78o866-president-trump-signs-an-executive-order-apr.-18-2026.html
>>533384292nn fren
Joe Rogan?
>>533384096
>Crude prices dropping like a rock.Quick, shills, show us all the money you supposedly made!
>>533384349
>>533384349Based knower
Man I was taking a shit when the stream started. What is the EO about?
>>533384181YES!Also, what's the EO getting signed?
>>533384461the cat is fighting american imperialism
>>533384454Psychedelics for medical treatment I reckon
>>533384292It truly makes one ponder but I'm sure bots are producing porn 24/7 now.The entire internet will just be porn eventually.
I thought Joe Rogan hated Trump now? That is what people keep saying.Wait, Trump is legalizing mushrooms? Holy basedola
>>533384375kekKwabmenei won't get to see the final demon slayer movies.
>>533384461>Also, what's the EO getting signed?I think it's on some kind of medical research. Some drug or something like that.
KotsCovfefeTRUMPIranian capitulation!GM!
>And I had a news conference to say how great I am>I'm the greatest that ever wasLove this niggy like you wouldn't believe
>>533384595Legalized psilocybin mushrooms, hence Joe Rogan being there.
>>533384595>>533384670Neat!
>>533384014END THE H1-B PROGRAM
I don't think he's "legalizing" them, just moving them down the schedule chart.
>>533384670HAHAHA
>>533384595Ibogaine and psychadelic mushrooms being reclassified. So they can be used in clinical setting.Joe Rogan (and others) have been wanting this for while, so he's attending.
>>533384744KEK! no
>>533384292Gm, NN happy Caturday meowning! I don't mind chubby women but there's a limit imo
Those who bless Israel will be blessed, and those who curse Israel will be cursed.>>533384744Israel doesn't want the H1-B program to be eliminated, so ending it would be an affront to God.
>>533384879Trump signed the EO for weed a year ago to make it Schedule III and the DEA/DOJ hasn't done anything they were ordered to do regarding it.
>>533384014>fridayWAR IS OVER>shorts the stock market heavily>mondayWE BLOCK THEIR BLOCK
maga tiem
>>533385041Joe Rogain always looks to me like he needs a shower and a shave. And possibly fumigated. Actually I guess he is constantly "fumigating" himself, which might explain why he looks the way he does.
>>533385041It's easy to forget how tiny he is until you see him standing next to regular sized people.
>>533385136He spend 8 hours a day floating in a sensory deprivation tank.
>>533385136shut up kike
Good morning, everyone.
>You have to like Joe Rogain or I'll call you a kike.
>>533385298Good morning!
>>533385298gm fren
new baker needed >>533385298meowdy
PEDO TRUMP GENERAL
>he's a little bit more liberal than I am
>>533384744Preaching to the choir here. But good luck getting congress to do it now. All we can do is choke it with red tape like Trump is doing now.
>>533385599checked
>>533385298Mornin
>>533385381>>533385397Howdy.>>533385432I got it.
I'm so confused. Jewkraine has been attacking Russia's bridges and power plants. So is this a violation of international law or not? The same talking heads constantly blowing zelenskike have briefly taken his tiny dick out of their mouths to say that if Trump were to destroy any bridges or power plants in iran, it would be a war crime.
why are we making it "legal" to downgrade the minds of US citizens visa-vi jews with "degrees"?>here's what it's like to be retarded, and remember, it will persist! but you'll be happier! because ignorance is blissyikes, and that's understatement.>" psilocybin increases the influence of raw sensory input (what you see, hear, feel) on deep brain structures that regulate emotion"ipso, you remove your higher processing that allows you to do long-term planning and see consequences, and you attach thought to immediate environmental events, like an easily distracted retard, or a dog with a squirrel. >>533385664Trump could make it a priority, and Congress would listen to voters below them. But will he?>>533385710>but russia is a saint here, they're just being wrongly attacked, Moscow doesn't mean anything by their blowing up schools, hospitals, bridges, railroads, transit cars, and apartment buildings...
Great news.>>533385687Cute nuke bird.
>>533385779They find their way to me
>>533385776vis-a-vis
>>533385298HeyaThat typhoon hit some islands north of guam pretty good but no fatalities.>Some hard hit areas of the Northern Marianas could be without power and water for weeks after the Pacific Ocean islands were battered by a super typhoon, an official said.>The only hospital on Saipan, an island in the archipelago, suffered severe flooding and there were reports of major resorts that lost backup generators, said Ed Propst, a former lawmaker who works in the governor’s office.>Power and water were out and many of the roads were impassable across Saipan and Tinian, islands in the U.S. Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, home to about 45,000 people, according to officials.
>>533384014>very caringif this were any other president I would expect a visit from the popebut since it's Trump it will probably be some african warlord or a jewish banker who rapes kids
>>533385692have a nice day>>533385710>leftist kikes have double standardsFirst day?
>>533385710makes me go hmmm
>>533385776>Quick, look over there!No, no Moshe. I'm not going to let you do that. Is jewkraine blowing up Russian bridges and powerplants a war crime? Is it a violation of international law? Stop coping and answer YES or NO.
>>533385710They have been very busy attacking each other's substations for awhile now.That's always in my feed.
IQ gaps are actually fucking nuts.
>>533385966But here's the question, why frame it like it's only Ukraine, when Russia absolutely has been doing that since 2022? That's where you got that dog's dick in your ass.
>>533385966You are talking to a retarded nigger that uses French expressions he doesn't understand the meaning of and doesn't know how to spell. Don't waste your time with psueds.
>>533385779Good, send all those niggers back.
>>533384045>Why doesn't the satanic pope stand up to Xi Jinping?Because jewish communism is satanic; that's why they are all dedicated to White Genocide, because the White Folks (Earthlings) are the only good people on Earth.reptilians are the most evil, followed by their servants, the illuminati, followed by their minions, the jews, the satanic pope, the masons, and all the rest, work for the jews (and satan & lucifer, who are space aliens, not gods at all).jews seem to be too dumb to realize that satan & lucifer both left Earth, and are never coming back. They both got totally disgusted with the illuminati & jews for being dumb lazy niggers. jews are so worthless that satan gave the jews to lucifer for FREE.For FREE!After satan left Earth, never to return, lucifer stayed a while, then he left too.jews-- absolutely WORTHLESS!!!
>>533385881or >appearances by forcebut I probably would have said the same thing with french. I won't admit it was a typo, I'm too smart, it must have been the muses pushing Latin.
>>533385966Nigger the russians have been doing it too
>>533384014I LOVE ICE
>>533384014Santa?
>>533386029I can see you're cornered and it has you raging, but just answer the question: Is Zelenskike committing a war crime by doing this? Just make your reply one word: YES or NO.If your answer is YES, we must not let any more of our funding or weapons go to jewkraine, because they are war criminals.If your answer is NO, then it would not be a war crime if Trump does it to iran.If you answer with anything other than "YES" or "NO," or if you refuse to reply to refuse to answer, you are admitting you are a kike with a micropenis who molests toddlers.
>>533386165if ukraine is doing and russia is why can't Trump. SO everybody except Trump is allowed to do it?
>>533385136Joe “saint junky” Rogan is a midwit.
>>533386165>BUT BUT BUTNo, faggot. Answer the fucking question. Use a one-word answer: YES or NO?
Oy vey a press member is pointing out that antidepressants don’t work
>>533385116
This nigger has been doing this almost the entire stream. What the h*ck is his problem?
>>533385041You see the flip-flopping and walls-of-text and can't help but remember that Trump was a registered Democrat for most of his life.
>>533386221
>>533384014Muslims are hijacking his ideas and he will end up looking pro-muslim invader and anti-white. How will groypers ever recover?
>>533386304>jew shit that doesn't work pushes worse jew plot to destroy minds with other shit that makes retards.cool, deep thinking. solve the splinter by cutting a hole in your toe, but not the one with the splinter.>>533386286>REEEEEMaybe. But it's telling the sirens have been keeping you awake.
>>533386321
>>533386411>cool, deep thinking. solve the splinter by cutting a hole in your toe, but not the one with the splinter.Or treating body dysphoria by cutting your dick off
>>533384014Whites like dogs cause they are obedient and dumb. Iranians like cats cause they are smart and independent. Difference between a 92 IQ and a 110 IQ civilization.
>>533386407Fucking kek at that video!
>>533386221I can't even understand what the fuck she is saying
>>533386221Many are saying this!>>533386348He Is starving, WHERE ARE MY SHROOMS DRUMPF!
>533386516>I just made the most retarded post ever!
>>533386516My dog is smarter than you.
>>533386516I like dead school girls, because they're easy
>Foreign lady playing Doctor in the White House
>>533386519>israel controls TrumpWait a minute. Adam Schiff told me that Russia controls Trump, so which one is it? I’m confused.
>ACCORDING TO THE ANIMAL MODELS
>>533386696>believes democratsYou lost, tranny
>>533386696>I’m confusedI bet you are
>>533384014Benjamin Netanyahu?
>>533386741No, I actually won because Trump won.
>>533386764Aren’t you?
>>533386909No dude I am cleared and vetted and read in to a lot of shit that would make your head spin
Where is Eric Swalwell?
>>533386741Hello sir, let me inform you as you appear to be confused. Trump has been accused and impeached for being under the influence of Russia so it stands to reason there would be confusion at the premise that trump is under the control of jews which is now the current accusation. Please refrain from calling people trannies unless they are acting like one. Being uninformed doesn't make one a tranny, defending Islam or Judaism does though, this is a fren zone. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>533386741OH MY GOD! HE'S DECEIVING KIKES! THAT FUCKING MONSTER!!!
>>533386889You're gonna get tired of winning
>>533387009>LOOK! LOOK! HE GOT THIS KIKE TO FLIP ON ALL HIS ACCOMPLICES BY ENDING HIS PRISON SENTENCE!!!
>>533386491So true xister we should just let gay nigger communists rape us forever it doesn't matter anyway
>>533386988tl/dr?
So fucking tired of this leftard pilpul.
>>533387009Trump could hall of cost all they jews and you would still hate him.
Trump successfully managed to completely fracture the Iranian leadership by making up stories about how they totally agreed to everything, and now the IRGC is throwing a tardrage trying to sniff out traitors.We just can't stop winning.
Caturday reading matieral is the short story "The Crime and the Glory of Commander Suzdal" by Cordwainer Smithtl;dr>Captain Suzdal of the intergalatic empire of the Instrumentality of Mankind is traveling through space until he finds a distress beacon which leads him to a planet where a weird cancer killed all women unless they troon out. Commander Suzdal is attacked by a massive army of weird tranny mutants that hate normal people for not being mutilated freaks or their tranny chasing partners. In a last minute act of desperation he sends feline DNA millions of years back in time to the far side of the moon. This DNA evolves over millions of years into a race of hyper intelligent warrior-philospher kots that worship him as their creator deity and battle the mutants of planet trans for the sake of their creator and normal humans everywhere.https://gutenberg.ca/ebooks/smithcordwainer-crimeandthegloryofcommandersuzdal/smithcordwainer-crimeandthegloryofcommandersuzdal-00-h.html
>>533387102If my mum had wheels she'd be a bike
>>533384014Don't you guys want to talk about Donald opening up the straight? You guys were pretty excited about that before
>>533387138Kek! Well, he also fractured it by blowing up a whole bunch of them.
>>533386354>Trump was a registered DemocratI was a registered democrat-- until they became the satanic jewish communist party dedicated to White Genocide. democrats destroyed the federal government too-- that's why the entire federal government has to be disbanded and replaced, especially the DOJ & congress.
>>533387163I want to talk about how that fake foreign doctor lady was screaming about animal models while Trump was signing an executive order
>>533387192>I was a registered democratSame.I was brainwashed through my entire adolescence by my "teachers" to view the right as the epitome of evil.
>>533387260>Dr Pavel? I'm POTUS
>>533387260kek
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>533387159>my mumshow your real flag
>>533386585Dog BBQ is very tasty.
>>533387312POTUS you might need a weekend off and a shot of whiskey - Dr. Pavel
Good Caturday morning, /ptg/...what's the deal with this EO Blimpf is signing this morning, very rare and early for Blimpf to do this on a Caturday...has it happened yet
>>533387413What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
>>533387454Calling out retarded shit
Shiro AI released their last Trump MV.>This marks the end of a chapter. I believe I’ve entered a new phase of my creative journey. Thank you for evolving with me. I look forward to sharing a completely fresh and unique vision with you all soon.I really enjoyed these goofy things, but I guess he wants to make normal music and animations now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKqN4tn6So
>>533387102can we get that in writing?finally a bet I'm willing to lose.
>>533387519The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here! But only one of you!
>>533384045Appointing a Chinese cardinal IS standing up to XiThe Catholic Church is anti communist and the CCP is anti religion
>>533387574FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!
https://www.axios.com/2026/04/18/iran-closes-strait-of-hormuz-once-again-fires-on-tankerssounds like winning to me
>>533387573Ctrl+prtscrn. Open ms paint, ctrl-v, save?
>>533387723Bet accepted.You realize you're starting from behind on this bet, I don't hate Trump.
You're a big strait!
‘Iran believes it has the upper hand’Iranian professor Mostafa Khoshcheshm says President Trump’s contradictory statements last night convinced Tehran it would not find “a trustworthy partner for any kind of deal”, and as long as the US acts this way, “Iran will continue the war”.On the broader mood in Tehran, Khoshcheshm said the Iranian armed forces are “completely ready”, and millions of people taking to the streets every night are demanding continuation of “resistance”.“Iran believes it has the upper hand and that this must be established in any future confrontation,” he told Al Jazeera.
Iran may be driving Hormuz chaos or showing internal disconnectJennifer Parker, an adjunct fellow in naval studies at the University of New South Wales, says the reality is the Strait of Hormuz was neither fully open nor closed, with its status further complicated by mixed messaging from Iran.“It was never closed, but it’s clearly not entirely open,” Parker told Al Jazeera. “What has happened over the last seven weeks is that ships are deterred from going through because they don’t think it’s safe. That is because Iran has attacked over 30 ships.“You will not see the normal number of ships going through that strait until there is confidence it is safe to do so,” she added.The latest questions over whether the strait is open have been “complicated” by statements from Iranian authorities, said Parker, noting a recent announcement by Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi that it was open to civilian vessels – before a later message from the IRGC that Iran is reimposing restrictions.She said there is one of two things at play: “One, Iran is trying to … put chaos across the strait to stop ships from going through. Or two, there is a disconnect the political elite and military elite in Iran.”
>>533387263>I was brainwashed through my entire adolescence by my "teachers" to view the right as the epitome of evil.I worked as a substitute teacher for a while, and I found out that any teacher that tells the truth gets fired. You have to speak the propaganda to keep your job.It's just like all the fake & gay church's. Also in the 1960's teacher's unions were trying to get teacher's to invent powerful memes.All that time, and the left still can't meme.Pic related: Professor Doctor Cat, PhD says the left will never meme.
>>533387814For you
>>533387425What's a blimpf?
>>533387839>>533387868>Iran believes>Tehran believesNo, faggot. WHAT PERSON is giving these answers?WHAT PERSON agreed to the 14 day ceasefire we are currently experiencing?
IT'S LOOKING LIKE BRIDGE AND POWER PLANT DAY IS BACK ON, BOYS
lol
>>533387839>millions of people taking to the streets every nightlol, sure they are. gosh, if they marched on Jerusalem, that'd just be horrible for the US. but what a huge victory for Iran!
>>533387653Don't chinese christians use an altered bible?
>>533387934I am providing fair and balanced commentary sir. Not my fault that every rational scholar or commentator thinks Trump is an unreliable narrator and a clown.
>>533387916>ScottishCommieThe lowest of the low
>>533387947Lmfao kek lol haha, BTFOLeftists are okay with that because that "funds the government", which is for the greater good.
>>533387958Most American Christians are Protestants and so most don't understand this:Scripture has almost ZERO value in the Catholic Church. The Pope can DIRECTLY CONTRADICT the Bible and his assertion is correct because he is the Pope.The Catholic leadership views the Word of God as incidental because of the authority they ascribe to the clergy.For Protestants, it is not so. For us, the Bible is always correct. If it contradicts the Word of God, it is wrong no matter who said it.
>>533386407That's consensus, and screaming "muslim" won't change it, migger.
>>533388100>Parroting 100% leftist talking points is "fair and balanced."KYS
>>533388248The Catholic Church sounds like a cult
I love...
>>533388314The news agency I'm quoting from is owned by a country attacked by Iran. Try again Drumpfkek.
>>533388331It’s just structured leadership, which protestants hate because they’re all weird narcissistic individualists. That’s why protestants have like 500 denominations, most batshit retarded, and the Catholic Church for all its flaws has remained intact and coherent for like 2000 years.
>>533388331>The Catholic Church sounds like a cultAnd you would be correct. I'm sure there are plenty of good Catholics at the level of lowly parishioners, but Protestantism EXISTS precisely because the Catholic leadership abandoned God for profit.
>Be Joe Rogan the biggest podcast guy>dont shit on Trump >show him facts about how psychedelics help with addiction>Trump immediately signs EO to make it easier for people to get It's just that easy to get on Trump's good side, why did all the social media guys who turned on trump a month ago get? Absolutely nothing and they wont be treated seriously once the next election comes and trump is gone
isn't it weird how you escape just to be captured again?and you cheer it on!
>>533388399>I'm ignoring the fact that ALMOST EVERY WESTERN COUNTRY has been attacked by iran and a shit-load of them still side with it because they have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
>>533388427Catholics have the highest rate of taking their Fauci ouchies among the religious. The bad outweighs the good
>>533388248>>533388331There are some additions to Mass like the Nicene Creed, but I have never heard an encyclical read there, heretics.
>>533388248That's not true though. The pope cannot alter the scriptures nor overrule them.
>>533388530Trump is the ficklest bitch.
>>533388546see>>533387098
did you take the trump vaccine?
>>533388427That's not true either. The church split in 1054 over the pope's vanity.
Maybe France shouldn't have voted with Iran at the UN, huh?
>>533388674So the Catholic Church DIDN'T add a whole bunch of new books to the Bible in 1546?
SAAAAAAR!!!!! I AM OF LOCKED OUT OF COMPUTER SAAAAAAAR!!!!! TRUMP FIRE ME SAAAAAAR HELP SAAAAR NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DO NOT REDEEM IT SAAAR
>>533388674But which tephlin wrap do I need to properly avert my future sins while I bob before the wall?Is my yamaka absolutely covering all the ability of Adonai to see my sinful nature, or is my head too big? Did it just shift while I was bobbing?
>>533384292gmHHnn>>533384349he's literally me fr
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGood thing none of the migger trannies in this thread have jobs/pay taxes, I guessinb4 seething jew golems
>>533388567Uh oh melty. What womanly claims are we exaggerating today?
>>533388886>Totally an honest headline, goyim!
>>533387892>I worked as a substitute teacher for awhile When the hell was this?!?!?!?!?!?I don't even have Caturday covfefe brewing yet...better get on it
>>533388530Nah trump's pretty forgiving as petty as he gets once someone becomes an enemy. He'll flip right around as soon as the olive branch comes out
>>533387260
>>533387192>>533387263I wonder why it works on some and not others.I just wanted to grill and love murica so all their pretentious bullshit about global warming and peace never appealed to me.The world is an angry place, you don't make friends with enemies.
the newest grok beta can literally create entire powerpoint presentations now. how are public schools even assigning homework anymore with this shit lmao
>>533388788Jesus didn't write any of it or compile it. You don't have any recording directly from him.
>>533388972it's true, he even forgave Elon for being a fag, even though he's even more of a fag now because he's advocating for UBI
>>533388947So denial is the only cope you trannies have? lmaoI guess you have to be a complete fucking retard to be a trumpcuck to begin with. When your own daddy is such a miserable faggot that Donnie the Diddler becomes your new idol. hahaha fucking losers
>>533389075all zoomers just outsource their brains to chatbots, it's very dystopian
>>533387947Wait, so in some states they tax your tips at the state and federal level?Of course the state kikes still want to tax your income, kek.
>>533387916His post proves that everyone that isn't an American is dumb-- and that's not America's fault.
>>533388483Lowly, I am not.
>>533389122hey I think you left out a few buzzwords
>>533388886That's not even my money and that pisses me off. Orange scammer is jeetjewing the fug out of yall.
>>533388751The Catholic Church didn’t fragment though. People just left it and formed their own incoherent splinter groups which continued splintering endlessly with no coherent leadership. The Catholic Church is still a coherent organization, protestants are an amorphous mass, much like the hyper atomized, consumerist societies they produced.
>>533388788Weren't those books already in the bible, and prots decided they were apocropha? It is my understanding the council of trent more or less just said "prots are silly, these books should stay where they were".
>>533388237>hiring women oncelol lmaoIt still astounds me women enjoy wage slaving instead of raising a family.Such easily manipulated retards.
>>533389201The catholic chuch did fragment. The patriarchs excommunicated other patriarchs.
>>533387098>>533388718>all of 4chan supports trumpit's your tiny little echo chamber of recycled stolen memeskys you nigger faggot
>>533387927Yes, all Epstein's customers are democrats, and RINOs.Fags vote for Epstein's customers.
>>533389079The Bible states it is "God breathed" and Revelation literally opens by saying they are the words of Jesus through an angel to John. So if you believe the Bible then yes, Jesus did write it, all of it actually.
>>533389079That's an evasion at best, anon.If you are a Christian, you follow Christ. The record we have of Christ is the Gospels. Christ acknowledges specific books of Hebrew record in those Gospels, and that is why those are accepted as Biblically valid. Christ does not acknowledge or reference ANY of the apocrypha, which is why the early church rejected them. Also they contain clear contradictions with the rest of the Bible.Why did the Catholics wait a millennium and half before suddenly deciding those books needed to be in the Bible? What behaviors and false teachings did it help them justify by doing that? The notion of pergatory, perhaps? The idea that by giving the church, you could shorten your sentence there?
>>533389075Imagine the money we would save disbanding public schools aka nigger daycare.
>>533387098I was going to vote straight ticket GOP but am now abstaining from voting because of this post
>>533389122>I>>533389122>have to be a >>533389122>miserable faggotI just did to your post what the headline did to the situation is is falsely representing.
>>533389332>it only implicate dems, never mind that Bannon and all my republican friends were also implicated>also all the emails with me were faked>melania never ate epstein's cum, believe me. only i eat epsteins cum
>>533389355Imagine getting off your ass and having that Caturday breakfast
>>533384045That is standing up to Xi you fucking retard
>>533389349Not to mention Revelation ends with a warning no to add or remove anything else under threat of curse making it a natural end of holy writ.
>>533387947That's what happens when the jewish controlled republican party runs a nonviable candidate, just to backstab MAGA.The republican party leadership has to go.
>>533389578Revelations is shady
>>533389348>Jesus did write it, all of it actually.Each book has a specific author, you retard. And it's not Christ. (Revelations author is John, he's the one recieving the prophetic visions, you moron.)
>>533389490shhhhh, you're supposed to be dead
>533389403>I was going to vote straight ticket GOPSure, sure you were.
>>533385012Doesn't affect state laws, regardless.
>>533389349>Christ does not acknowledge or reference ANY of the apocrypha, which is why the early church rejected them.Books like Maccabees are NOT apocrypha.Luther deleted them from the canon because they made yids uncomfortable. That's literally the reason.
>>533389348>>533389648you'll cowards don't even read the Gospel of Judas
>>533389648>I must have missed the part where you said, "Through an angel to John."Yes, you must have.
>>533389731Wasn't he anti-jew?
>>533389648Calm down ivan, glass houses. You are misunderstanding what I am saying, obviously the people who physically it are human but the words were given to them, they didn't write it on their own according and scripture makes that clear.
I need...
>>533389789>Wasn't he anti-jew?STRONGLY! He fucking hated them.
>>533389490I'll probably have a comfy bunday breakfast instead.A leftover sandwich and hotdogs is more of a caturday lunch.>>533384349>dead pajeets>doesn't matterGreat advice Mr. Preisdent.
>>533389348He may have expressed it. He didn't write it.>>533389349Nope. And that an indulgence could get you into Heaven is so obviously a lie, but I don't much care. It could get you into what is still so beautiful.
>>533386354>Trump was a registered Democrat for most of his life.Was he?
>>533389809PIZZA ROLLS!
>533389731>Books like Maccabees are NOT apocrypha.That's a matter of opinion, anon. Christ does not IN ANY WAY reference any of those books, and nor do any of the prophets (looking forward) that Christ does reference.
>>533389511Yep Trump hedge fund buddies are making Billions out of this. What a scam.
>>533389933>Trust me, goyim!
>>533389789after he got tricked by jews, not before.
>>533389963Nobody should trust leafs unless they are posting the instore prices.
>533390011>immediately backpedals
>>533389714Sure was, I did in 2024. You blew it.>>533389836>picture with the amnesty gun control guyLol
>>533389922Did Christ say not to link the comment you're responding to so this is less usable and the conversation more disjointed? That shit is so fucking stupid.
>>533389998You can definitely be blackmailed.
>>533390069They don't care, they're spiteful mutants
Reminder that I am baking. Worry not and be just.
>>533390069I do that when some asshole has shown that he's only a shill who's here to undercut the conversation, and has zero interest in arguing in good faith.
>>533387916Its not concentration if they’re deported
>>533389963>I'll just close my eyes and "lah lah lah">how can I make me look stupider?I'm just gonna keep shouting NIGGER FAGGOT in your gay echo chamber
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>>533389075>how are public schools even assigning homework anymore with this shit lmaoCollege anon here. We have ways to detect AI slop.
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>533390136>Worry not and be just.Always!
>>533390178You undercut the conversation.
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>>533390223>And it will keep not working just like it failed to stop Trump from getting elected the last two times.
>the spam comes when i shout nigger faggotNIGGER FAGGOT!
>>533390322>elections are meaningfulyou are goy cattle
>>533390298There is no conversation. We are discussing the history of the apocrypha, why the early Church fathers rejected it, and so on. He is disrupting that by making false claims that he then has to move the goalposts on each time he is disproven. He has interrupted more than one separate conversation in this way.You'd have to be retarded not to see it.
this leaf appears to be upset.
>>533390401see>>533387098Prove me wrong by linking us to any five of your posts from the last 24 hours on a left-leaning forum telling THEM not to vote.
Look /ptg/: I likes you, and I wants you. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. It's your choice.
>>533390537>we can do this the easy way, or the hard wayDo what?
>>533384014>he's very caringlook at Captain America punch the shit out this gook chink for invading his country
>>533390263If you're talking about those TurnItIn style services I haven't seen one yet that actually identifies AI slop accurately. Just watched a presentation where most of them identifies historical documents as "AI Generated" with greater than 90% certainty. They also suffer from a systemic issue of inherently accusing people of using AI simply for being eloquent and not using sentence structure expected of Rico Gomez De La Cruz the neighborhood anchor baby.Right now the most obvious tells is virtually all of them say things in a certain way, the 'its not x, its y' structure. And em dashes, of course
The left is currently doing a dox campaign specifically targeted towards jd vance supporter E personalities and avatars like Howling Mutant and Captive Dreamer
>>533388248The "old testament" is fake & gay.The entire old testament should be thrown out.The ONLY part of the Bible that is important is the RED TEXT and a little bit of that was added to by jews; such as, Jesus never had a conversation with the "devil" who doesn't even exist, but jews worship as their god (satan/lucifer).Jesus also did not "sacrifice" himself, he was murdered by satanic jews.The rest of it is probably okay, maybe.Jesus was not an illiterate idiot, he wrote a book himself, under his real name, Emanuel. The book is titled "The Talmud of Emanuel" and the vatican has all the copies of it.About a third of the text is on the White Man's Internet. >Why isn't the rest of it on the Internet?Pic related: Jesus is returning with an Avenging Sword to SMITE the jews.
>>533390588That is most certainly NOT illegal in the USA.It's just stupid.
>>533390653>The entire old testament should be thrown out.Weird how Jesus Christ kept referencing it BY NAME in the Gospels.
Some people think Howling Mutant is one of the thread bakers in the guild because yesterday when the baker almost let the thread die was exactly right when Howling Mutant dox went public and he was panican a little bitPeople also think the “Howling” part of his name is a reference to AWOO. He is also on the eastern time zone so it all makes sense
>>533390586the esoteric MAGAthing
>>533390588Animals would eat it or people would take it and try to sell it.
>>533390590>gook chink >rising sun arm band2/10 your racism needs work
>>533390800>the esoteric MAGAthingOh, of course. How silly of me.
>>533390694Christ's answers to Satan were all from Deuteronomy.
So this EO was basically Blimpf telling me it's ok to take hallucinogenic drugs now, is that it? AND ON A *CATURDAY MORNING*, OF ALL TIMES OF THE WEEK?Pretty bizarre, almost like Blimpf himself dropped acid and decided this was good a time as any
>>533390975Joe is Joe!
>>533390975>gaggiapleb
>killed all of Iran's leadership>whoever's running Iran and signed the deal are not the ones trying to declare the strait closed since there's nonstop infighting over who controls iran right nowWonder who would win out
Another day, another humiliation for Trump's America.This useless coping PTG thread needs to go.
>>533390975>So this EO was basically Blimpf telling me it's ok to take hallucinogenic drugs nowNo, he just moved their schedule classification so they can be used as medicines.
Can a guild spokesperson confirm or deny for the media if Howling Mutant is a guild member
>533391066>HA! YOU GUYS ARE MAKING $TRILLIONS BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS TO BUY YOUR OIL NOW! I BET YOU'RE SO SORRY!
>>533390694>referencing it BY NAME in the Gospels.After the "Bible" was rewritten in europe, the land of idiots.The Greek version is probably not 100% accurate either, but it doesn't match the newer euroidiot version.The vatican's own translator has a lot to say about that. Look up what he says.
Next Wednesday possible scotus opinions.
>>533390975Listening to Joe Rogan tell the story about how it happened is pretty funny. He texted Trump saying,>Bro, what if we could cure depression by taking mushrooms?Trump instantly replied,>Sounds great! Do you want FDA approval? Let's do it!It was literaly that quick.
Trump seems to like Joe Rogan more than he likes Vance
>>533391267Based
Move it on up.
DROWNING DEEP IN MY SEA OF LONELY
>>533391310>>533391310>>533391310New thread>>533391310>>533391310>>533391310Go now
Stalling will not be tolerated btw.
Finished.
>>533386235Do your parents know you're gay: YES or NO
>>533389146Most blue shitholes that happen to also be full of a poor servant class working tipped jobs to serve wealthy democrats and bureaucrats.
>>533388767Yeah. That's just terrible. Too bad they made a poor decision.
>>533390032ooooffffphhh
>>533390588and look how all the future engineers and doctors will make that impossible
>>533387653>>533389565>confirming the bishops picked by the CCP is standing up to XiSure. And war is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
