PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE>Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>533384014
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>>533391310Is this fake news?
was that stall as good for you as it was for me?
The war was supposed to begin in 2028 under Whoremala who was supposed to make things worse for us as the chinks activate all their sabotage measures. But that has been pushed back.
>kikes pretending to be against kikes just so people will stop supporting trumpit never works does it kikes, he won the popular vote didnt he kikes
MAGA
MAKI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/04/accelerating-medical-treatments-for-serious-mental-illness/
Strait’s closed again. Trump said yesterday the strait would never be closed again, what is our qanon 99d chess script now? I need to know so I can defend the one true faith
Trump is rewarding Marco Rubio with his good work by helping to advance Marco Rubio’s policy of annexing Cuba. vance doesnt have the same type of pull and reach a more senior veteran politician like Marco Rubio has. Rubio also has a much closer personal relationship with Trump. Marco and Trump even watched the College Football Championship Game together in Miami
>>533391792Yes, I've suspected this. Iran's actions were weird
https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2026/04/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-is-accelerating-medical-treatments-for-serious-mental-illness/
>>533391310Hey op you must be retardedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Citizenship_and_Immigration_Services>"United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) is an agency of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS)"Who is not being funded right now because muh democrats? It's the dhs you retard.
>>533391879>providing care and support for the victims of substations, gas lines, and water treatment facilities everywhere
>>533391721>Iran closesk
>>533392052>kikepedia
I am NOT going to wait until 8PM to for my weekend drinkinghttps://www.mlb.com/gameday/dodgers-vs-rockies/2026/04/18/824372/previewGonna have to pull a Wade Boggs and try to slam 107 beers over the next 11 hours.>>533391792Greenland IS American clay. The yuropoors can't defend it, but I welcome them to try so we can finish what we should have finished in 1945 before mercy stayed the hand of righteousness. Let the Godless whores of Europe feel the hammer of Christ's chosen warriors.
The crazy part about vance is he abandoned his White Anglo Saxon Protestant church upbringing to become a catholic during the most liberal pope of all of the entire history of the papacy.
>>533391805which of you can trace to Jacob that "Zion" would be yours under the Torah?I'll answer for you, none.>>533391942Actually, Rubio just has the job of being involved in foreign actions, Vance is supposed to be on study and background on everything, including foreign and interior.And you got Trump as POTUS for another 3 years!
>>533391942>gay mexican squealingdidn't read
>>533392055I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELFYOU GOT THE OLD FM KILLED FOR POSTING THAT TWEET SAYING THE STRAIT WAS OPENINGNOW HIS UNDERSTUDY HAS KILLED HIM
>>533392433lmao they are 100% going to kill that nigger.
>Republicans looking like they will lose 60 seats in the house and 5 seats in the senate
>>533392433offer that if they won't hand it over, we'll make sure that it's so mixed with the soil that entire valley becomes unusable for eternity.and give them a taste at a location near or on that faggot.>also, that's a jew comment, it may not reflect Iran's actual statements to the US, or themselves.
>>533387653>>533389565You don't know what the accord is, you dumbasses. It's not my job to school you.
>>533391902Holy crap.Ibogaine.Never thought I'd see it..What a day.
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oj1wcpBkXZMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Apr 21, VA: NOMay 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes May 19, OR: NOJune 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes SOAK THE DEGENERATES! Destroy the liberals with taxes on abortion and sin!
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
I can’t quite put my finger on it but there is something about Rubio’s vibe and aura that makes it seem like Trump is going to endorse him and not vance. It feels like Trump is going to tell vance he has to wait for 4-8 more years until after Rubio’s turn.
>>533392375I'd take Greenland right when Europe is busy doing whatever the hell they plan on doing in the strait, it would be hilarious, and Canada too
>>533391347>img tranny
>>533392673>there is something about Rubio’s vibe and aurais it his spicy hips that you're so gay about
>>533392433finna split that hormussy wide open
>>533392161And why haven't they been bombed yet?
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>533391721I dunnoIs it?any other sources?
Current verdict: Pitts v MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal case.Clark v Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing juror.Bowe v US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appeals.Barrett v US: 18 USC 924 is 1 law.Bost v IL: Candidates have standing.Case v MT: 4A allows emergency entryBerk v Choy: State evidence law not used in fed courtEllingburg v US: Restitution is criminal punishment.CIAPU v Burton: Reasonable-time limitLearning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.Villareal v TX: 6A permits restrictions intended to prevent testimony-matchingGeo v Menocal: Yearsly decision a defense, not immunity Galette v NJTC: NJTC lacks immunityU-O v Bondi: Defer to BIAOlivier v Brandon: Prospective relief available for convictsCox v Sony: ISPs not liable for user piracyRico v US: Supervised release is not automatically extended in case of failure to comply. Chiles v Salazar: 1A protects conversion therapy.Awaiting verdicts: LA v Callais: VRA redistrictingHencely v Fluor: Federal Tort Claims ActLandor v LA: Prisoner religious rightsRutherford v US: First Step Act Fernandez v US: Use of the same reasons for reduction & vacation of sentenceFirst Choice v Platkin: 1A "chilling effect"Trump v Cook: Removal of officialsTrump v Barbara: 14ANRSC v FEC: 1A campaign spendingHamm v Smith: IQ testingFSCO v Saba: Investment Company ActChevron v Plaquemines: Federal officer removal statuteWV v BPJ: Tranny athleticsWolford v Lopez: 2AM&K v Iam Pension Fund: ERISA multiemployer plan withdrawalHavana Docks v Royal Caribbean: LIBERTAD ActExxonMobil v Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities ActEnbridge v Nessel: Statute of limitationsPung v Isabella, MI: 5A & 8AUS v Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v US: Limitation on appealsMontgomery v Caribe: Preemption by 49 USC 14501
>>533391879MOM THE DIMENSION MERGE HAPPENED AGAIN
>>533391902Awow
Once againTrump Wins
>>533392173I used it because that info is even agreed upon at that woke edited shithole.
>>533392423>Vance is supposed to be on study and background on everything, including foreign and interiorIf that’s true then why did Trump order vance to have a meeting with Tulsi Gabbard and Joe Kent on military operation day while Rubio and Trump and Miller and Hegseth were all together at Mar O Lago? The answer is because Trump doesn’t trust former liberal vance
Good MAGA morning, frens!
>>533391310Baaaased
>>533392673>feels likepost tits
>>533392375>Wade Boggsyou are like little babby
>>533392595You really should watch the EO signing stream. Shit was hilarious. Between the weird european lady randomly yelling about animal models while people were trying to speak, the giant Oklahoma ex-special forces guy reading a leftist meme tier letter about the sacred tree of the native Americans openning his third eye, or Trump just casually shit talking the media while bantering with everyone in the background it's just great. Best part was listening to Joe Rogan tell the story about how it happened. Joe texted Trump saying,>Bro, what if we could cure depression by taking mushrooms?Trump instantly replied,>Sounds great! Do you want FDA approval? Let's do it!It was literaly that quick.>>533392687Nah, we need to snatch the UK and Norway first. Completely capture the North Sea oil fields and choke off all European industry. Greenland is a nice flex, but it is best to kill our enemies first.
>>533391021It could be Israel if the slaves don't revolt.
>>533392816>why arent the pres and vice pres always in the same room together?>must be some kinda high school musical type of dramayou fucking idiot lol
>>533392724is it true he can still throw a 45 yard spiral on the run?
>>533391902>>533391977Thanks doc.
>>533392780Germany is officially Weimar again looks like. Does that mean what I think it means?
>>533392724I do think that his Latino blood is definitely an asset during the presidential elections, but beyond that the main problem with vance and why he will have to wait 8 years is because of the Tucker Carlson thing
>>533392826henlo MAGAserena, the shills are oddly quiet right now but I assume they're still seething wherever they are
>>533392780I thought Chevron v. Plaquemines was decided already in Chevron's favor.
>>533392952Remember what comes next.
>>533392842Nigger, I am 6'1" and weight 185lbs. I am not a 7'4" 600lbs giant who took shits so massive he couldn't even use a toilet and had to shit in the bathtub and then mash it down the drain.Wade Boggs is a perfectly acceptable benchmark for respectable beer drinking.
>>533392911Oh so you support Tulsi Gabbard and Tucker Carlson I see you aren’t a serious person you’re a groyper I get it now
>>533392971Didn't they kick that down to lower courts yesterday?>The Supreme Court on Friday sent a lawsuit seeking to hold oil and gas companies liable for damage to the Louisiana coast back to the federal courts. Several Louisiana parishes – the equivalent of counties in that state – had filed the lawsuit in state court, and in 2024 a federal appeals court in New Orleans rebuffed the companies’ latest effort to move the case to federal court. By a vote of 8-0 in Chevron USA Inc. v. Plaquemines Parish, Louisiana, with Justice Samuel Alito not participating because he owns stock in the parent company of one of the defendants in the case, the justices on Friday morning threw out the appeals court’s decision.
>>533392951AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo
>>533393059why did Wade Boggs always looks like he was in his late 40s?
>>533390427There is a conversation. We're having it now.
No NOONman? Anyways. Its Big Mac time for me.
>>533393059BECAUSE HE'S A GENETIC FREAK, AND HE'S NOT NORMAL
>>533393099>thinks i am a gayperpay attention, silly
>>533393125must be the mustache
I forgot to noonpost!
>>533391310lol it's not a processing slowdown, we are quite literally putting them in a "stasis" hold which keeps their cases current yet schedules zero "client" interaction untill minimum 6 months past greencard/work auth/tps exp date. get it right faggott. uscisoh and to the faggot fucking jannie who keeps tagging me for troll posts, eat a dick and kys you fucking troon, you're life is meaningless lol, lmao even
>>533393112I'm ready for dragon ball super 2, thanks Trump.MAHA
>>533393125It's a generational thing I think. I'm a young Gen Xer but I have been able to grow a full mustache and beard since I was in high school. It's actually kinda weird how the younger millennials and zoomers all look so childish even as adults. The only thing old about millennials is their hairline, and it's also weird how many millennials are bald. My hair didn't start thinning until I was in my 40s, but I have seen millennials that were victims of the Norwood Reaper in their 20s.>>533393155AAUUUGHARBLE HE'S FAT
>>533391310ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>533392515the IRGC just noticed that they are in civil war and it's trying to recoup the power
>>533393536They should keep one eye on the government and the other on the streets. Those niggers keep getting merc'd by the civvies.
>>533393394I thought it was gay the first time you posted the picture of a 60s baseball guy with a moustache and were talking about his height and weight but I let it slide without calling you out for being a fag but two posts in a row is pretty gay dude.This is why I miss Vice President Pence, when Pence was in the White House these weird gays weren’t so bold and shoving their weird gay stuff in everyone’s faces. Since Bessent and vance got into the admin things have gotten a little too gay around here and we don’t support it
>>533393112Thanks, doc.
>>533393394It must be all the drugs and vaxsneeds they started pumping into literally everything for children.I have a full head of hair but haven't visibly aged in like 20 years except for some gray hairs now.Mom kept me away from goy slop as much as she could.
>>533393597>t. extremely gay for Marco Rubio
>>533393597>I miss president pencelol gave yourself away
>>533393597>This is why I miss Vice President Pence
>>533393480>bloody bitch saar please i beg of you do not redeem the strait>NO WHAT ARE YOU DOINGOH I AM LAUGHING
>>533393646Trump probably respects Pence more than he respects vance. I predict that after Trump leaves office eventually that he will say that about vance, Trump will say that Pence was better than vance
>>533393216I'd never say that, but there are definitely exaggerations and outright lies.
>>533393276And this is official policy? Based.
>>533393763
>>533393636Yeah my mom was a hippy and didn't do any processed food in the house, everything had to be homemade from scratch. We were also homeschooled until middle school so I didn't get vaccinated until I was like 11 or 12 and I had to get vaxed to attend public school.I really think RFK is onto something with all the talk about how American children are being poisoned by some of the bullshit the FDA greenlights.
>>533392826Caturday covfefe, serena
>>533393480how about a fucking link to the audio you turbonigger
Bridge and Power Day is back on the menu boyos.
>>533391879>>533392055>>533392781it is SATURDAY and that means it is POLITICS day please understand>French soldier killed in attack on UN mission in southern Lebanon, officials say
>>533393943not him but it's funny so herehttps://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045503858130956788
>>533392433>>533392515Yesterday's Tweet saying the Strait was open was the last thing this nerd publicly posted, including replies, and now his deputy is making statements for him, saying the exact opposite.This nigger is fucking dead lol.
>>533391792voted for thiscovid and 2020 election fuckery has a chinky stink, and it makes you think !
>>533393394>It's actually kinda weird how the younger millennials and zoomers all look so childish even as adults.One weird hypothesis I've read about is that it's due to less sun exposure, better hydration, less alcohol, and no smoking. Interestingly these are all things that will apply in space colonies.
>>533394000Oh, did all of Marcon's twerking for the IRGC not amount to much? So sad i cri erey tiem.
>>533393947>>533394051i'm so excited!
>>533394117yes it is very funny, especially since he went>a-a-a-arrest those responsiblewhat a fucking coward lmao, in better times he would personally authorize a mission to execute those responsible
>>533394125
wait a second which one's Rei and which one's Asuka
>>533394000>it is SATURDAY and that means it is POLITICS daypolidigs :D :DDDDDDDD
>>533394238Red tomboy best girl is Asuka. Blue retard for faggots with mommy issues is Rei
this is the fun used by the mass shooter in ukraine
>>533394033holy shit that's hilarious, thank you
>>533392957>>533393832Henlo, frens! WrestleMania weekend is upon us, so I will be out of the loop on the news, besides Iran.>>533394000>>533394125Henlo, Maki! Anything non-Iran and non-UK (I know Starmer might get pushed out after the local elections due to the current Peter Mandelson scandal) happening? I'm probably 2 days behind on the other news because of being busy with family!
>>533391879>>533394000France is dum and gay.After reading it up, that Dr. Maki was harassed by Canada for helping vaxsneed and turbo cancer victims with ivermectin.I guess some of his work is gaining traction since applying for a Florida medical license?>Ivermectin and Fenbendazole: Treating Turbo Cancer - Dr William MakiskekIt's also her birthday tomorrow.
>>533394000who attacked the un?
>>533394448Lezboolah
>>533394000Macroni is a weak fag.
https://amgreatness.com/2026/04/18/the-feminine-wound-the-radicalization-of-young-women-is-about-more-than-the-internet-and-social-media/
>>533394448un more like unc
>>533392798Awoofternoon!>>533392826Gm>>533392957>>533393058Almost! :3
>>533394353the construction of trump's ballroom will proceed as scheduled (the injunction was stayed pending a decision that will come sometime in june or july), trump signed EOs this morning with joe rogan (i'm not personally a fan, but it's about psychedelics and how it helps people suffering from PTSD, anxiety, and the like), and the VRA supreme court decision will likely be wednesday
>>533394448Patriots
>>533392971Yeah, I forgot to update yesterday. >>533393106The craziest thing about the case is that it's a case of retroactive legislation being used to force Chevron to pay fines for doing things without permits prior to the passage of a law mandating that they get permits.
>>533394338A folding Kel-Tec? I would have expected something Soviet-era.
>>533391310Quit screwing around, and deport every nigger.America is for Americans ONLY!Everyone else GET OUT!!!
>>533394599>the VRA supreme court decision will likely be wednesdayholy wishful thinking batman
>>533394000>it is CATURDAY and that means it is BREAKFAST time please understandAmen, clussyboy>>533394288>polidigs and bacon :D :DDDDDDDDAmen AGAIN!
>>533394448they got shot close combat so likely hezbollah (macron said hezbollah as well)
>>533394401I knew Maki doesn't wear panties! :@
>>533392870https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2045496872131846455https://litter.catbox.moe/3jsbjc9p7tsd6rft.mp4
>trump lied about the iran war to pump the market>again
>>533391347All the pedos are democrats.>Trump is protecting democrats?DOUBT!!!
>>533394702Making decisions instead of years of bureaucratic bullshit, this is the way.
>>533394702Now left-wingers will be anti-psychedelics because Trump.
>>533394175>a regular ptg poster>is a troon IRLkys
>>533394769no it's just multiple factions in iran vying for control
Love that hormussy.
>>533394863haha groovy
>>533394887>noooo it's not trump's bad faith posting on temu twitter about how iran completely capitulated to pump the market>it's not that israel immediately broke the ceasefire by bombing lebanon again>it's the civil war we've been trying to meme into reality for a month
>>533394583:3Soon
>>533394670again, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD
>>533394769nah, it's just iran in civil war since the factions are suspect that the Cardboardyollah is actually dead
>>533394863it do bee like that
>>533394887Is it still Iran? Israel and its golem may have done enough damage already.
Can’t even fathom how retarded you’d have to be to still support this fat jewish nigger
>>533394599Thanks!>trump signed EOs this morning with joe roganI imagine the podcastbros are seething that Mr. Podcast didn't decide to trash his relationship with Trump, despite having some disagreements on policy. Who would've thought you could disagree and still be frens?
>>533395054That's SO me. I need like 4 cups of coffee before I'm useful
>>533395077Nobody supports net yahoo here.
So is the Gavin Newsome campaign just a money grift at this point? They literally changed the entire DNC primary schedule to fuck him over and the super delegates have apparently already told him to eat shit, does anyone like that guy except groypers?
>>533395054
>>533395125You all have to since he’s ordering z0gnald around daily
>>533395143>at this pointalways has been
>>533391310Candance Owens went nuts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRYJ9kJ4vQc
>>533391310How many of the childless tranny gen x'ers here posting anime girls are vaccinated?
>>533394998anon you could have at least coped with the official IRGC explanation please do better! although that might be hard with all that brown dick shoved down your throat
>>533391338i am brahmin !
>>533395189>Straight up ordered him to stop bombing Lebanon yesterdayThis narrative is dead bro, ask grok for a new one already.
>>533395143At least they prentended to like Beto and ran him, that clown is going nowhere.
>>533395013>I'm an a studentPresumably not an English major.
>>533395143The DNC has superdelegates that decides who runs for President, why would they need to change anything?
>>533394863Trump needs to come out a pro infidelity, porn and hookup culture. This will push these people towards trad shit simply because of their TDS
>>533395262it’s going to be just like how drumpf “ended” the war in gaza
>>533394677We apparently have a maki golf club, small world.kek
>>533391792war is the only way out of the great depression like ww2 got the US out of the 30's. They'll seize gold and assets, make the 40T of debt worthless etc.
>>533395077
>>533394998it is because instead of projecting power, they shot the tanker, with normal guns, not even missiles, mine scares or anti-ship ones, that's clear desperation since they have to resort to the weakest way to stop a ship
>>533395335yes actually exactly like that
>>533395262>Straight up ordered him to stop bombing Lebanon yesterdayConsidering Israel is still bombing them clearly he didn't listen
>>533392161CEASEFIRE WONT BE EXTENDED. ACCEPT IRAN CONDITIONS THIS WEEKEND OR BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533395351Lol cute '-'
>>533395143M8 there hasn't been an even semi-legit DNC primary since either 2004 or 1992, depending on how you consider certain factors.
>>533395402NO!!!!! THE BLOCKADE IS STRONG LIKE THE BALD EAGLE!!!! ALL PORTS ARE CLOSED! NO OIL MONEY!
>>533395370>it is because instead of projecting power, they shot the tanker, with normal guns, not even missiles, mine scares or anti-ship ones, that's clear desperation since they have to resort to the weakest way to stop a shipFunny coming from the same thread cheerleading Trump using 5 million dollar munitions to blow up fishing ships
>>533395298a lot of the useful idiots that are called democrat voters hated that they forced Biden in because he is just the one to do it and immediately after primary season was over it was changed to Cameltoe
>>533395395So not at all? Donny takes his marching orders from Israel.
>>533394883Many such cases. They'll ACK after Trump dies.
>533394998>noooo the disorganized niggers aren’t being fractious goblins it’s Drumpf Drumpf DRUUUUUMMMPPFFFFF
>>533395370They don't have any left or are afraid to get vaporized for such provacations.And rightfully so.
>>533395298They changed their primary schedule so that all the blacks vote first, this was intended to gimp white male candidates and progressives who are more popular in majority white areas. With how fundraising and news coverage works it's going to be a massive uphill battle for anyone who isn't getting the black vote to compete in a dem primary, effectively Harris already won 2028's primary race because she's going to rack up a ton of early wins while the white states won't vote until almost convention time.
>>533395454Don Tsu think one can blocade a blocade. Wrong. Iran can hurt you a lot more than you can hurt them. You are all fat and soft burgers. You can't take a hit. Iran has survived under sanctions for 40 years. They will BREAK YOU, DRUMPFTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533395143>They literally changed the entire DNC primary schedulethis is still a work in progress, anon. kamala harris and friends very much want south carolina to be the first state because it is >blackand would give her a massive advantage. they dislike iowa being first because it's>whitenew hampshire is also committed to being incredibly early no matter what the DNC requests, so it'll be interesting to see how it plays out
>>533395143yes
>>5333954412004 was the last one. They were dumb enough to let a young Barack Obama speak at the DNC and upstage Kerry.
>>533395580i will see you on the battlefield.
>>533395483>5 million dollar munitions weird way to call missiles but sureyes that's what I mean, they can't even use missiles, and had to resort to people just shooting normal guns, even their Houthis do a better job
>533395580>TsuLolIranian ports status?Surely hundreds of Iranian and Chinese tankers have stormed past the blockade
>>533391721I went to check, and found this:french terrorists (Macron's government) arrest the Tousi TV video crew for filming a video, and not for breaking any retarded french laws.europe is hell on Earth!After America finishes bombing israel, America will deploy saturation bombing on every major eoroidiot city, then access for additional targets.
for the people that wanted to hear the pajeet angry at the IRGC redeeming the tanker>https://x.com/TankerTrackers/status/2045495025115480547
>>533391310Sounds like the Hormuz is closed again. A pajeet tanker got attacked today and the coward captain had to beg Iran not to destroy them.Full audio:https://streamable.com/up4m7v
>>533395398that's not very smart now, is it?
>>533395725yes it's VERY funny
>>533395681>>533395691Blumpf cried wolf one too many times. No one believes his lies anymore. Pool remains closed. You lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533395571If anyone but their hand picked nominee gets through they will cancel election results and delegates won like last time.Their democracy is at risk when people are allowed to vote, especially those that are legal and not dead.
>>533395660Yeah, it was probably 2004, but I still feel like the sudden polling shift from Dean to Kerry a month before Iowa (after Dean had been leading for a year) was inorganic. But given that they obviously wanted Gore to run again and he declined, I guess it was legit. 1992 is the last undisputed legit one, though, because Clinton was obviously not the originally intended guy.
>>533391902>mental health Forward that to leddit.
>>533395755Saar redeemed!
>>533395596from what I can see it looks like they purged all the white males from the party after their loss and the fat black women all gave themselves raises. I think we're going to see a 2022 style flop due to the simple fact that their party lacks competent people at every level. The No Kings protests show that their ability to turn people out is greatly diminished.
>>533395910BRIDGE AND POWERPLANT DAY
>>533395725Wahahahahaha
>>533395681you are overweight and probably 40. You're not going anywhere but the salt mine if total war ever broke out.
BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN
>>533395900Yeah Dean was ethered by an establishment hatchet job. The YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH memes were forced way to hard to undermine Dean and make it look like he had lost his grassroots support. Then the DNC just rigged the primary in favor of their establishment canidate and that's the way she goes.
>>533395703According to Tousi, the video his crew was filming was a documentary on the illegal migrant situation. They held his reporters for 8 hours in jail without charge and then released them, offering only a non-public apology.
>>533391340refresh pastebin
>>533395967cheeto will be tried and hung for war crimes if he dares order genocidal strikes on civilians. The executioner will be Canadian.
>>533395703Europe loves jews and niggers, no freedom of speech is allowed.
>>533395286How come none of y'all Apple fags smoke Marlboro Lights.It's always Camels, Newports, Merits, Mores or some other gay shit.You can't even get Winstons or Lucky Strikes without poison anymore bro.Bro?When you put it on, something happens!Smoke 'em if you got 'em.Enjoy the show.
>>533396082sorry sweetie it's not a war crime if it's BASED just ask serbia. >>533395978iran sucks at this whole war thing so unfortunately they don't need me lol
>>533396082You wont do shit jeet, sit down.
tulsichads, not like thishttps://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2026/04/it_s_time_to_replace_dni_tulsi_gabbard.html
Says a lot that jews love the pope and catholics don't.
>>533396065refresh trees
>>533396048The glowies really need to look into an Avignon Pope situation for this fucker.
>>533395580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POxh57Yiif0
>>533396164post a picture of your hand. I wanna see how fat those knuckles are.
>>533396029The Dean Scream only came after he already had a disappointing third in Iowa (which, again, he needed to win), so his campaign was already dead before he screamed. The media's forced meme about the scream only served to kill any chance of a revival in New Hampshire, but nah, it's just a meme they like to tell themselves to draw attention away from the fact that the third-place finish is what actually doomed him.
>>533396048>Dev reposteddo they really thing trying the same thing that they did in 2017 with the previous pope will work?who am i kidding of course they think that
>AF post
>>533396082canada makes even jeets troon out
>>533396196She must be doing a good job.
>>533396226sorry that's an O(nlgn) operation that might take a while
>>533396272I'm wagering more on malnourished and anemic looking. Like pic related.
bros, the spleen and the liver are on opposite quadrants, like, as opposite as you can get.https://www.theblaze.com/news/florida-doctor-surgeon-wrong-organ-indicted-update-lawsuit
>They wanted to close Hormuz as they have been doing for yearshes losing it
Beeg Caturday
>>533395970I like that anime too bad not real laifu
>>533396272your id Ass lick
>>533396225You say a lot, liar.
>>533391977Everyone on leddit qualifies for psycho dellic therapy.Their tiny minds expand.They all become the new MAGA core group.They all join ICE and become the most feared squad in ICE.EVERY nigger SELF DEPORTS.America is saved!jews lose.
>>533396420>Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky, 44, was indicted this week by a grand jury on a charge of second-degree manslaughter in connection with the death of William Bryan of Muscle Shoals, Alabama, according to police.Was wondering what the follow up was on that, thxs fren.Guy has a history of fucking people up, too bad the dead guy didn't trust hus gut and went back home to a proper facility for surgery.No idea how drunk you have to be to tear out the wrong organ, besides different sides they look different as well.
>>533395959it will be interesting to see what happens with the primary schedule moving forward. newsom (and most of the other white candidates) would much rather stick with iowa or at least some other white adjacent state whereas harris (and the other mystery meat candidates) would want south carolina over everythingand mayor pete is new hampshire only because that's the only state he could possibly win
>>533396400Jesus
>>533396272>>533396400anon this has been posted for years, please do try and keep upyour turn lol
Still baking.
>>533396065Done.
Just wanna put some things in order. In the last week Trump has>Said ayyylmao are real after JD has said that ayyylmaos are actually demons>Legalized hallucinogenics at the behest of Joe Rogan who regularly discusses communicating with higher dimensional beings>Portrayed himself as having divine powers of healing>Claimed divine right regarding his little spat with the king of the spics>Organized 500 people to read the bible out loud from cover to cover in the national mallAll I can think when typing that all out is that God is directly communicating with Trump, and Trump is his chosen prophet sent to guide humanity to a higher state of consciousness.
>>533396799They also used to like the idea of early Nevada, until the Hispanic vote became less reliable for them.
>>533396994It was indeed a fun week.
>>533396420did they "at least" find a transplant user?why didn't they just replace it? it's his organ, it should take.
>trump lies about Iran negotiations>miggers get smug for all of 30 minutes before Iran tells the truth on the world stage, embarrassing Trump>again>miggers then pretend they weren’t having their 8th false-victory lap >start coping about muh power plant day again for the 10th time that hour, much like the jew forgot about what was previously discussed the day before, only that it remembers winning the argument>repeat each day since the 24 hour weekend operation began in marchLmfao You can’t tell me migger behavior isn’t entertaining at this point
>>533396799Pete's fucked, I'm honestly amazed anyone from the Biden admin is even throwing their hat in the ring, donors hate them, their tenure was an embarrassment even for dems. Biden hilariously isn't even getting a presidential library because everyone told him and his family to go fuck themselves.
>>533397117and when you see dead iranian school children (based), know that trump did that
>>533397038>The health department's report stated, "Immediately after performing the dissection, Patient W.B. began to severely hemorrhage and went into cardiac arrest. Operating room staff members observed a significant amount of blood pouring out, immediately disrupting visibility in the field."sounds like he completely fucked the HPV on extraction and it was too late.
The share-blue shills are down to making every JIDF post into a narrative that /pol/ is a monolith, again.Do tell, who in Iran is in charge to make any decision, at all?
>>533396799>thinking about primaries>before midterms have even happened
>>533397038They severed his inferior vena cava, massive bleed out.
>>533397040>tranny seetheyou lost lol
>>533397040hey are you ban evading
>>533396994Oh, and I forgot to add he told Israel to enter into a ceasefire with Lebanon. Netanyuu responded by saying Israel would never bend to Washington's demands. One hour after Netanyahuu made that statemen the entire country of Israel was beset by a plague of bees, and Israel consneed to entering a ceasefire.
>>533396994I'm pretty sure the alien stuff is just him trying to do some cleaning by causing a mass physic causality event to mindkill the retard right. Let them claim that Epstein was fugging alien sluts on the island while he focuses on MAGAing.
>>533397161I don't really give a shit just posting what your retarded president is saying don't take it too seriously kumpel
INCOMING!!!
>>533397214well, then I'm glad to know he was an organ donor, and he'll bring a dozen rich niggers who have too much money another 4 years of leering at children from private jet seats.
>>533394634Kel-Tec sent a ton of those to Ukraine as war aid.
>>533397040It really was funny coming into the thread and seeing MIGA suddenly didn't want to discuss Hormuz despite it being the entire thread yesterday
>>533397214dog what the fuck was this doctor doing to hit the ivcwas he looking at the pt upside down, backwards, and drunk? while operating with thumbs only?
>>533397189yes that's because:1. there is major turmoil within the DNC (people fucking hate ken martin) 2. a good chunk of the people there were staffed by biden and harris3. there is a concerted effort by multiple states to go first in the process (because each state gives a particular advantage)4. democrats, unlike republicans, do not have a certified front runner, so they are looking for someone to take hold of the party heading into midterms5. it's never too early to talk about elections (i want to talk about 2032 more than 2028!)
>>533397342what's your plan for The Strait?
>>533397364Imagine how much better we'll be around those years too.
>>533397364>do not have a certified front runneroh no you haven't been paying attention to rubio memes suspiciously made by all the people who have chronically hated vance for years!
>>533397256yeah and i don't really give a shit just posting dead and abused browns lol, don't take it too seriously sadiq can't wait for bridge and powerplant day, hopefully iran hits desalination plants in response lol>>533397412turns out you win by winning, what a novel thought
>>533397405Not start jewish wars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVbaYFVUbLo
What would you like to talk about strait wise?Our blockade is still in effect yes? I’ll survive paying 3.89 gas if the rest of the world starves in the process
>>533395755>>533395933>Saar, please no redeem Sanjay boat with missile
>>533397364You get your election bets wrong more often than Bossmanjack. You broke ass rat. Your intuition is wrong more often than a crackhead with an obsessive gambling addiction. Bravo.
>>533397227>Israel was beset by a plague of beesi'm a beeliever
>>533397521So you didn't really want to talk about it?Or you weren't at all serious about policy when you said you wanted to talk?
>>533397486And we will keep doing it.
>>533397484(yes but rubio has said multiple times that if vance does not run he will not run, and unlike most times, i believe him) there will obviously be primary challengers to vance like>cruz>hawley>sanders (the not fat but used to be fat one)i still think vance and rubio running together would be fun, especially if the cuban revolution hasn't started yet
>>533394634>>533397327The Soviet stuff is being used in the war. I'm not surprised a civilian would use a 9mm lelkek.
>>533397611>VanceVances popularity is plummeting by the minute
>>533397486I would reciprocate but I am not obsessed enough to have anything saved also I am not even from this country so they could nuke it for all I care
>>533397342oh hey, it's a tourist.
>Hold on, someone's at the doorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSl2OdCcIus
>>533397681>also I am not even from this country so they could nuke it for all I careyes anon you are posting from the UAE this is not surprising, it's a nation of shitskin foreigners one of my favorite moments from the war is when you hear>two dead workers in UAE from iran strikeand it turns out it's just some raghead from pakistan
>>533397320I'm sure it is intentionally done at times for that very reason.>>533397349Not his first rodeo.He killed another guy perforating his bowel. In a different case he was supposes to remove tge adrenal glands and lobbed off a hunk of the pancreas instead.This is why you have pathologists identify what's removed after surgery.Good question, and other staff didn't stop him either.Not the first person he murdered.Another case was an operation to chop
>>533395013>I'm an a student Sounds like a democrat.
WSJ: "The U.S. military is preparing in coming days to board Iran-linked oil tankers and seize commercial ships in international waters, according to U.S. officials, expanding its naval crackdown beyond the Middle East...[the] American military will pursue vessels around the world that are helping Iran, as it steps up ‘Economic Fury’"
>>533397554DEJA POO
What are ya'll doing for lunch?
>>533396420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvE_Q7w1Dyg
>>533397938ALL OIL BELONGS TO AMERICA
>>533397412Their total federal DOT funding is $1.8B. Yank it all!
>>533397960kekArby's still has those bells you can ring for good service.I have the other half of my pub sub.
>>533397749I doubt it is a construction worker though.He writes slightly better English than you, so I guess it is an office worker at least.
>>533397252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DA-g94Ro1I
>>533397412NY should get zero funding at all.
>>533397749I am glad to hear that
>>533398081>I doubt it is a construction workergrim
>>533394448who is that 17 year old boy?
>>533397938>boarding the tankersBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>533398210It sure ain't a NEET with zero employment prospects like you.
>>53339837217? Looks barely a day over 15.
>>533397227>>533397570Many are buzzing with enthusiasm.
>>533398468
>>533398387i hope they release boarding tanker kino again that was my favoritealthough it should be in higher quality, /we/ have the best camera equipment for a reason
>>533398468yesalso good afternoon frens
>>533398393I think he's referencing the fact that you referred to me as 'it' lol
>>533397611hey please enjoyhttps://x.com/ARAARASHINIGAMI/status/2045404547531874314
>>533398523>>533398523>>533398523Neo thread>>533398523>>533398523>>533398523New thread
>>533398468they don't think it bee like its is, but it do
>>533398565lmfao thank you (there is too much japan simping these days SAD!)
>>533398097so, in an era of solid-state, Skunk was working with little people as crew to reduce observability and possibly gain range.thanks.
>>533399097>>533399097>solid-stateNO PUN INTENDED?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR8cr26_-L8
>>533397960Late breakfast.