Prev: >>533390394Day: 11 of the 14-day ceasefire™ periodDay: 49 of the 1 day Special Military Operation to Decapitate Iran™Trump War Tantrum / Cope Counter: 30+ https://litter.catbox.moe/f0hmqh.txt▶RECENT:>NOTHING CHANGED. STRAIT IS CLOSED.>FRIDAY TruthSocial PUMPnDUMP. Contradictions GALORE.>Trumps statements are not confirmed by the opposing parties, both Israelis and Iranians.>A new round of US–Iran talks is expected to take place in Islamabad, Pakistan, on Monday, APR 20th, according to CNN, citing Iranian officials.>Israelis are not happy about the rumors of peace and started complaining again.>Intense Israeli artillery shelling of Khiam, Debbine and southeast Lebanon, less than 30 minutes into the ceasefire.>Lebanon ceasefire went into effect, APR 16th 21:00 UTC.>US & Iran ceasefire is set to expire on April 22.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxRfGCPV6g▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/86yxn2.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Hormuz Strait Traffic:https://hormuztracking.com/▶Telegram Channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>I BELIEVE THE WAR IS OVER BECAUSE TRUMP TOLD ME SO
>>533395938Hormussy status?
>>533394094Bruh, you're not mediating shit, you're just abiding to the US. And you're selling two different stories, to boot.Never forget pic related. Peak clown shit. Yes, the edit history of the tweet is still available.
HORMUSSY CLOSED
>>533395958if we have to argue over whether or not a war is even happening then it probably fucking isn't, its kind of hard to hide the existence of armed conflict you retard
>>533395980closed
> I BELIEVE THE WAR IS OVER BECAUSE TRUMP TOLD ME SO EDITION
someone should make a compilation of trump gloating about this stupid ceasefire now that it's over in a day lol
WHEN I SAID BRIDGE YOU SAY DAYBRIDGE>DAYBRIDGE>DAYWHEN I SAY POWER PLAN YOU SAY DAYPOWER PLANT>DAYPOWER PLANT>DAY
>>533396191Ceasefire will become grease fire....you know... because they are fat and about to get droned.
>>533396193sorting over all the bullshit trump invoked just in this last week alone is an herculian effort man.the man is a shithose. always blabbering bullshit.
YOU DONT HAVE THE KEYS
>Attention all ships, regarding the failure of the U.S. government to fulfil its commitment in the negotiation, Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz completely closed again. No vessel of any type or nationality is allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz>Attention all ships, regarding the failure of the U.S. government to fulfil its commitment in the negotiation, Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz completely closed again. No vessel of any type or nationality is allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuzwhy did the americans do this?
>>533396284understandable, i wonder who even reads his tweets knowing average migger is illiterate
>>533396270clogged strait incoming, fish abou to be fat from dead mutt
browns and lefties SEETHING because Trump made the stocks go up and oil go down, despite SHITRAN's efforts to disrupt our economyBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHYOU LOST, TRANNY
>>533396362dude. picrel is all the bullshit he blabbered BEFORE the start of the US blockade of the strait.
>>533396441life must be tough for turdies
>>533396360>>Attention all ships, regarding the failure of the U.S. government to fulfil its commitment in the negotiation, Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz completely closed again. No vessel of any type or nationality is allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuzthis is what someone from Pezeshkian's comms team is sayinghttps://x.com/tabaei1356/status/2045522394539028856
>>533396401>BUT SAAAAR>MY NAME SECOND ON YOR LIST
>>533396441Hey look who is back.The AI Trump spammer.At least you are not posting gay Trump AI shit anymore man. That is at least an improvement.
>>533396494Are the reformists now slowly realizing that there is no path to peace through negotiations?
any chance CHINA massively helped iran with supplies and intelligence. with a solid game plan if a round 2 ??
>>533396538>Are the reformists now slowly realizing that there is no path to peace through negotiations?If even the Kurds can learn, maybe the Persians can, too.
>>533396441haha, these trannies and their losing ways. Commodities, futures and stock market will not correct itself in due time and everything will be great forever. Fuck these trannies bro. {"err: not enough tokens to process cope."}
THIS IS THE FAKE THREAD. THE 3RD WORLD SHITTER THREAD>>533395926 <-REAL THREAD>>533395926 <-REAL THREAD>>533395926 <-REAL THREAD
>>533396503lmao
>>533396538what negotiations?my man the US Navy is currently rearming and refueling.10000 US personnel is currently heading to the region.They are massing planes in Diego Garcia.there never was negotiations. it was just a respite for the sides to rearm and get ready for the next round.
>>533396503>I'm putting you on the list right now>SANMAR HEROLD is that correct?>IT IS HERALD! SANMAR HERALD!>You want to register the Sargar Herald. You are second on the list.>>533396494thanks for sharing
>>533396465this is just embarrassing kek
>>533396658indeed.hence the name of the thread man.>/pig/ - Persia Israel General #948 I BELIEVE THE WAR IS OVER BECAUSE TRUMP TOLD ME SO EDITION
>>533396600my ma always said that he is third world who does third world things
>Americans calling others brownTheir identity crisis will never not be hillarious
>>533396630>there never was negotiationsI knew this from the start of the ceasefire but, it seemed like the reformists were actually sincere about negotiating when they flew to Islamabad.
>>533396326He holds the keys.
>>533396494 Israeli Channel 12: U.S. President Trump has convened a security consultation on the Iran crisis, three days before the ceasefire expires. If no breakthrough occurs today, the chance of war resuming rises dramatically. Israeli officials said they are not taking risks and are preparing for a return to fighting in the coming days.
at this point, a ground invasion is almost unavoidable
>>533396745>the reformists were actually sincere about negotiatingAnd now they will have to admit that the hardliners were right
BOOTS ON THE GROUNDJUMP JUMP JUMPMOVE IT ALL AROUNDDAB DABADA
>>533396596TWO MORE WEEKS!!!LMAOOOO SO PATHETIC
let's have a bridge and power plants edition next
>>533396810I know the ballet of cargo never stopped, but how much marines are we talking about now? And I mean marines, not the logistic guys. As far as I knew, up to a few days ago it still isn't realistically enough for a ground invasion.
Remember when the strait was open and everyone had fun?Those were the days
>>533396147>if we have to argue over whether or not demographic replacement is even happening then it probably fucking isn't, goy.Pilpul doesn't work here, faggot.
So far since the start of this 2 day operation the global economy has lost 650 million barrels of oil, plus whatever got blown up and whatever has been lost of Irans oil, could be close to a billion barrels
>>533396640it is the first link in the KINO section bro.https://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4>>533396745indeed but US was just stalling for time.remember man, israel is never going to let this crisis go to waste. it is something they cannot afford to do so.they currently have the US Navy parked right next to Irans doorstep. this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for them. they were destined to break any sort of peace with their actions. remember the shitstorm they caused once trump invoked the word "ceasefire"?they all lost their shit all over social media.prominent kike media figures started complaining until trump released a new statement calling for the destruction of Iran.the so called negotiations were never going to stick based on the wishes and actions of israel alone.they expect americans to die as they watch it all go down on the fucking tv as they smoke a joint because they are the chosen people that all that shit.
>>533396930is it true that there were no breadlines and that you could just buy a computer from the shop?
>>5333969161 marine = 100 irgc foot soldiers and 1000 cooks
>>533396916They sent 2 MEUs, 2200~2500 marines for each MEU.
>>533396640He redeemed the toll. He shouldn't have done that.
>>533396977I read up to a billion lost randomly last week too.
>>533396992>indeed but US was just stalling for time.Trump must either be Bibi's Top Goy are genuinely not understand that the longer this goes on, the worse it is for him. The deal with the Iranians only gets worse and more humiliating the longer he waits.
>>533397002no.it is actually 1 IDF soldier= 10 americans.you can ask Mark Levin. the guy that gets his balls gobbled by trump.
So, in previous posts, I read some anon posting about oil orders (i am a financial noob) expiring on 21st of April 2025, what will be the consequences, will consequences be the same again? Can we expect one of the parties trying to influence that date for their own advantage?
>>533397032Trump and Hegseth must really have terminal hollywood brain. It's like they think the US military is a magic "I Win" button.
>>533396880ok rabbi
Iranians giving a speech in 12 mins
>>533397051>>533396977And a big futures expiry is on Wednesday where traders might demand physical delivery given how uncertain the whole situation is. If you’ve never seen a short squeeze play out in real time you’re about to get a first hand look
Europe only has six weeks of jet fuel remaining. So if we're lucky it'll last through June
>>533397095
>>533397170Thats hezbollah you tard
>>533397001Yup, there were also oil everywhere
>>533397170sorry I'm blind it's jizzbolah
Iran won
>>533397128It's not just them, I bet the top brass in the pentagon have learned nothing from the war in Ukraine, and is making assumptions based on outdated knowledge.
>>533397128>Pete "I am the foot fucking master" Hegseth
>>533395938quality op image
>>533397108Trump has been trying to suppress futures prices with bullshit headlines of ceasefires or deals. Various insiders have been shorting which also drives down futures prices.However, come Wednesday, they're going to have to put up or shut up. And eat more shit the bigger the difference between spot and futures contract. The administration has actively made this situation more systemically dangerous to save face.
>>533397300That guy looks like he can play in a Dune movie.Straight up.
>>533396441finally came crawling back eh? that's the best you got?
Anyone have a webm of all the ships that thought the strait was actually open yesterday
>>533396538they're at least acting like they're learning. only god knows the inside of one's mind
americans don't even explain why they're winning anymore, they just look at you like this before they change the topic to EU fuel shortages
>The IRGC Navy is publicly calling Iran’s Foreign Minister Araghchi an "idiot" on international maritime Channel 16, broadcasting that the Strait of Hormuz "is still closed" and "we will open it by the order of our leader Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot.">He added "All vessels that have a connection with our enemies will be targeted if they try to pass."
>>533396441>who needs physical supply? it went down on paper
>>533397310> the pentagon have learned nothing from the war in UkraineThey can’t the military industrial complex won’t let them
>>533397300ermm... why does this guy look whiter than most of America?
>>533397108As I understand it bessent the american finance minister loaned out oil from the strategic petroleum reserve last month. At the time it produced supply and reduced pricesIn turn he bought oil futures, at a future date "IOU" will deliver me a barrel of oil. This on paper is value neutral should supply be ensured and should the price be higher even benefit the US treasury.But in practice due to the quantity once they mature the other side needs to deliver the oil and needs to get them from the market.To then not create a massive supply crunch the US needs to depress the prices to roll those over or get their hold of physical barrels.In a sense it is all just window dressing but the fiction the US is creating becomes more fragile and easier to pop as I understand it.The higher the oil prices are monday, tuesday and wednesday (I do not know the specific date the finance anons can correct me and know more than me)the harder it gets to keep the books straight.As I understand it a high oil price will force the matured certificates to purchase oil from the now higher spot market to deliver those IOUS (Paper barrels)and to prevent a rapid price bessent would have to put mass quantities from the strategic petroleum reserves on the market to prevent this.Anon elaborated that a severely depleted strategic petroleum reserve spooks the markets alone. Finance wizard is just the apperance and such an actcan not run forever.
The biggest losers of this war are all the ships stuck in the hormuz getting baited by trump's weekly market manipulation trvkes
>>533396810>>533397032it's enough to raid chabahar or an island or maybe even try some larger scale shenanigan in Istfahan. not enough for a full invasion a la Iraqi Freedom, still way less material and troops than were even involved in Desert Storm
>>533397300>Iran wonLMAOthe only "card" SHITran has is to piss off other countries into supporting Bridge and Power Plant DayBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So the new retard cope is a non existent power struggle in Iran?
I have never seen hormussy, what’s it like?
>>533397456come on man.they bombed a fucking bridge. that means they won the war. a bridge that costs 1/20th of picrel.american got a point. they are winning big.and dont forget, they double tapped a school. that means they are totally winning. bigly.
>>533397607Iran won.
>>533397612It's pretty tight, like some might even call it completely closed.
>>533397511REGIMEINSHAMBLES
Do herd-following dummies actually make money? My instinct is to say they subsidize the insiders, but if you naively take Trump's BS at face value do you win or lose I dunno, seems like most of the market trades on his obvious lies and hope so it must be rational????So far, a month and a half into this, Iit looks like you're better ahead believing every lie than calling BS because the market is rigged for BS.
>>533397607>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWhy do tourists talk like they are one bad day away from blowing their brains out?
>>533397602>it's enough to raid chabaharI agree.>still way less material and troops than were even involved in Desert StormJews are planning to get there at some point in the future, either through escalation or false flags.
>>533397607You lost, trannyyou lost, migger
>>533397108>So, in previous posts, I read some anon posting about oil orders (i am a financial noob) expiring on 21st of April 2025, what will be the consequences, will consequences be the same again? Can we expect one of the parties trying to influence that date for their own advantage?21st April is the close of the WTI (West Texas Intermediate) futures contract for June see https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/crude-oil/light-sweet-crude.calendar.htmlThe futures-spot spread may cause some tightness there and some temporary upward pressure but from what I've read, the main crude marker is Brent and the contracts for June (CBM26) for those have to close on 30th April. From what I've read, in the days leading up to that, the price of futures and dated Brent (physical Brent crude) have to converge. Given the supply constraints, I expect prices to spike rapidly.
>>533397699chbahar is far away from anything important
>>533395938>Kino:>https://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4>Sepah Navy! Motor Tanker Sanmar Herald! Sanmar Herald! Sepah Navy! You gave me clearance! You gave me clearance to go! Sepah Navy! Sepah Navy! This is motor tanker Sanmar Herald! You gave me clearance to go! My name second on your list! You gave me clearance to go! You are firing now! Let me turn back!Sepah is IRGC Navy. This mistake could cost them diplomatically and financially.Picrel is statement by Indian authorities.
>>533397352thank you.i got it from an american anon today. he was a sensible guy typing sensible things.full disclosure.not all of you guys are bad, like the morons trying to hijack the general with fake bakes and meaningless adhoms.
just fly the oil out in airplanes retards ffs
How long until mutts go boots on the ground and we get the new Vietnam?
>>533397607They're all pissed off at you actually, retard
>>533397511Iran civil war? Trump doing 12d chess.
>>533397744it is already in the KINO section bro. i got it dont worry.>>533397790ahahah now i know you are shitballing.
>>533397744what mistake? the US blockades iranian tankers, letting indian ships out operated on the premise that iranian ones could leave tooindia needs to call the US president if they want ships to leave
>>533397511first time ive seen Araghchi getting mogged
Boomers control America and 90% of politics is just for boomers (most of the budget is Medicare, social security)So how does this war benefit boomers exactly? Why are they doing this?
>>533397744looks like India's gonna be supporting us celebrating BRIDGE and POWER PLANT DAYMUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAClosing the Strait is the BEST thing to get countries to support TORAL IRANIAN BOMBARDMENT (right or wrong)
>>533396441I like how the jews made me think harder than ever
>>533397738Going for Kharg or any of the islands near the Hormuz would be suicidal, and would do nothing to achieve in opening the strait.Chabahar, on the other hand can be used as a staging area, and is more defensible.
>>533397847Even Tasnim was shitting all over him yesterday, kek.
>>533397824they will either do another B2 run or a symbolic "dust" heist to try to call it a day.the war is not that popular enough in the states to initiate a full blown invasion into Tehran.unless they pull another bullshit false flag like picrel.
>>533397889Boomers suffered a narcissistic wound from the Iranian Hostage Crisis and have an undying hatred for Democrats and anyone who wants normalized relations with Iran (even though Reagan colluded with the Iranians to delay releasing the hostages to help get elected).
>>533397832ah yes the fabled uprising will happen any day now i'm suresend in the kurds!
>>533397683algos will be quicker than you on trading the trump bs so basically, no
>>533397699gonna be pretty stupid if they exhaust the entire standoff munition arsenal *and then* false flag to justify a land invasion. would have made a lot more sense to do that in reverse order. >>533397738doesn't mean they won't try it, that's my "good ending". the us achieves some useless virtual victory like briefly holding some position outside of the Iranian AD umbrella and retreating before a thousand SRBMs get deployed to the combat zone. hoorah we did it you lost iranny. it doesn't have to make strategic or tactical sense it just needs to be impressive-looking enough for us to declare a victory that will convince all the miggers that we won
>>533397914do you know what is better as staging area and more defensible? kuwait
>>533397558>>533397733Thank you for your answer, taking your time and energy to supply us with your insights. I feel more tilted to some escalation of 1 of the parties next week.
>>533397698>Why do tourists talk like they are one bad day away from blowing their brains out?I don't even see his posts anymore. The moment an American flag starts to go BAAAAA 4chan-xt autofilters his ID. Put this in the General tab of 4chan-xt anon. I wouldn't browse pol without it. /United\ States\n.*BAAAAAAAA*/s;type:flag+comment;poster;reason:annoying baaa sheep
>>533397824they'll wait until the oil printer breaks
BREAKING: The IRGC Navy just called Iran's own Foreign Minister an "idiot" on open international maritime radio."We will open it by the order of our leader, not by the tweets of some idiot."Iran's FM announced the Strait open. The IRGC announced it closed. lmao honestly hope the IRGC starts fucking blasting these gay diplomat faggots, thats the regime change iran actually needs
chas freeman on diesen and the new marandi are interessting, saw clips
Ameranons, does anyone in the US genuinely not see that the longer this goes on the worse it gets for Trump and the US in general? You've given Iran a wonderful method of now keeping the world economy hostage and have given them the upper hand in any negotiations that could follow.
>>533395938I'm starting to think this war has gotten away from us.
>>533396969No one has ever denied demographic changes, the only argument revolves around the intent of the changes and whether or not its beneficial. Horrible analogy.
>>533397840>what mistake? the US blockades iranian tankers, letting indian ships out operated on the premise that iranian ones could leave toosome ships left today, including 3 crude tankers. Given the fog of war and these unusual conditions, it could very well be that the tanker had gotten clearance but that message hadn't percolated through to the nearest patrol boat. I wouldn't be surprised if Sanmar Herald exits the Strait soon, though.
>>533397612Incredibly tight, and you won't believe the hot GUSHING it does on your face. Absolutely divine, and worth dying for.
>>533397157keep me posted two weeks from now how it'll be just two more weeks after that
>>533397733>>533397558Here india anon. Does this change things? Bessent has been fucking around.
>>533398192kek i forgot the gusher truth
>>533398066>i get:>money from you>you get:>a ledger that says you will get your oil in due timea perfectly reasonable business venture.
>>533398013>would have made a lot more sense to do that in reverse orderYes, but the kikes had to bait Trump into eventually committing to a ground war.>>533398017The terrain makes it difficult for them to advance.Just go look at the map.
>>533398138>asking Americans to think ahead
>>533398254I know of the gates of persia. But if they can't even get a logistic hub in kuwait up and defended.... it speaks doom for a forward operating base in my book.
>>533397824vietnam war was motiviated by people wanting to torture the baby boomer generation (a necessary thing). people are too smart to fall for the same trap though.
>>533398036LMAO I GOT THE JAMBOY TO SEETHE INTO CENSORSHIPBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>533396360>that flag>muslim> disregarded
>>533398192Bonjourhttps://youtu.be/K5KAc5CoCuk
>>533398138Yes. The hardcore Trump supporter are in full-on sunk cost fallacy. But critically, the House and Senate Republicans are in full on sunk cost fallacies, since they've been begging for this war for about 25 years.
BE STOPPING THE SHOOTINGS.https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045503858130956788
>>533398306>it speaks doom for a forward operating baseNo doubt they'll be heavily bombarded with drones and ballistics, but no jewish lives are on the line here.
>>533398250That’s just how commodities work. In a functioning market they’re used to stabilize expenses for companies that actually produce real things (like airlines, farms, industrial processes, shit like that). If you’re a degenerate gambler you can instead trade futures with the idea that you can make money on it and we are once again going to face the consequences of letting them run rampant
>>533396810No way that's happening. Iran can be isolated
>>533398312>a necessary thingI'm starting to think it didn't go far enough, looking at the reality of boomer rule since the 80s.
Jewish Lightning, evolved:Three Los Angeles residents were sentenced to 180 days in jail and ordered to pay over $100,000 in damages for an insurance fraud scam involving a "bear suit." The group, including Alfie Zuckerman (39), Ruben Tamrazian (26), and Vahe Mordkhanyan (32), used a person dressed in a bear costume with metal claws to damage luxury vehicles.California Department of Insurance investigators analyzed the footage and concluded that it was a person in a costume, not a real bear, who used "kitchen utensils" or metal claws to cause legitimate or lesser damage.
>>533397558>and to prevent a rapid price bessent would have to put mass quantities from the strategic petroleum reserves on the market to prevent this.>>533398233>Here india anon. Does this change things? Bessent has been fucking around.the challenge is that they're already doing that - meaning that they are pumping out oil from the saltwater caverns "at record speeds". Max theoretical output is 4.4 mb/d and I think they're at about 3mb/d
>>533396977Damn. All that money vanished. How convenient
>>533398413>Iran can be isolatedAnd how long will that take? Because the world economy is on a ticking time bomb. Iran is the one having all the time in the world, here.
>>533398405>If you’re a degenerate gambler you can instead trade futures with the idea that you can make money on itThe problems seems to be politically connected insiders, since these big moves are happening like 20-min before Trump tweets a new lie to calm the markets.
>>533398138Some do, but none of them are actually able to do anything to change it.
Euros are fucked >By tonight, European airlines have cancelled more than 500 flights due to a fuel shortage.
>>533398376>since they've been begging for this war for about 25 yearsNot my republican
>The IRGC has now attacked three tankers, including one Indian one, in the past few hours. The strait is closed.Obey or get sunk.
ONE MINUTE AGO:hebrewIt doesn't stop: Two soldiers have been detained for about a month on suspicion of acting for Iranian agents during their service. According to the suspicion, they were asked to transfer locations and information about systems, bases, and armaments - as well as about senior officials. At the beginning of the investigation, additional soldiers were also arrested, some from sensitive units - and their cases were transferred to the Military Police Investigations Unit. An indictment is expected in the coming week, and it will likely include a charge of aiding the enemy during wartime.
>>533398470Even with the blockade, Iran has enough oil sitting offshore to keep a steady income stream until July.So, time is clearly not on the side of the coalition.
>>533398538Iran has so many israeli spies i bet Iran can jew them down on their spying wages, citing high competition and supply and demand.
>>533398484Fuck, more retards will flock into my comfy TGV
>>533397558>or get their hold of physical barrels.The US has been inundated with ships since the war began. This is not the catastrophe the doomers want
>>533398538And this is why the eighth decade curse is a thing
>>533398398Full audio without X tracking cookies:https://streamable.com/up4m7v
FM Araghchi and MB Ghalibaf Positions Under FireJust yesterday, the IRGC news agency openly criticized Araghchi on Twitter, exposing internal divisions within Iran’s top leadership.The reality is that neither Araghchi nor MB Ghalibaf responded forcefully enough to refute Trump’s statements throughout the entire day yesterday. Ghalibaf waited until 2 a.m. Iran time to make his tweet after the markets had closed, a highly suspicious move.The IRGC understands that this ambiguity from both weakens Iran’s leverage in the markets, something that is currently unjustifiable.For public criticism of this level to surface, tensions must already be running very high. The next step is likely to be greater distrust and fewer public appearances by both.https://xcancel.com/pati_marins64/status/2045478737622311416
>>533398405of course but unless people are buying those ledgers on a discount nobody would invest in an uncertainty as we have right now. nobody that is very sane that is.the oil deposits in the region can very well be destroyed man. it is a very real probability.that was my actual point. thanks for the "lesson" regardless.
>>533398573Dont shake their hands
>>533398437they would be able to hide it then and it wouldn't change behavior if they really don't have any excess capacity it would only create rotten certificates on the market somewhere for future oil delivery with the treasury?
>>533398436kek
>>533398535>Obey or get sun-ACCHAAHGKAKAHGKACK!now that we have the PERFECT excuseI can't wait forTOTAL IRANIAN BOMBARDMENT(right or wrong)
>>533397744Iran is just pissing people off, but all the shills thought iran were master strategists.
>>533398436the eagle is just out of frame
> The United States of America issued a new sanctions waiver today for the purchase and unloading of Russian oil and petroleum products — contrary to their previous claim that they would not do so — in response to the resumption of the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz by Iran.
>>533398538Intelligence superpower btw
>>533397511Iran has lost all command and control. Is there any cohesive government left? Or is it just a band of gangs?
>>533396326NO ONE DENIES TRUMP THE KEYS
>>533398594>The IRGC understands that this ambiguity from both weakens Iran’s leverage in the marketsStocks go UPOil go DOWNMUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEW SHIPPING BOOMER VIDEO JUST DROPPEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8eP2Oqps24
>>533397001you could even call people on the internet nigger.
>>533398112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx-QDyvwFxUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap41RA_DqRk
>>533398495ahh..>the things that could have been...
>>533398738forgot about that nigga, wonder if he roped yet
I wanted to make a wojak but Pete Hegseth always comes out looking zesty as fuck.
>>533398138>You've given Iran a wonderful method of now keeping the world economy hostage and have given them the upper hand in any negotiations that could follow.No, that method has been removed. In what way does firing or threatening to, upon a countrys vessel endearment you to them?
>>533398568the fact that we gave Iran a 42 day head start on blockading their oil is the most objective indicator that this entire operation was a fuckup
>>533398674Iranians are not against resuming fighting
>>533398771the irony is that he was right and that the media lied about the economy being good under bidenso trump did have the keys
>>533398771He doesn't want to upset the main keys guy
>>533398806that is wrong, you wanted a victory not a siegenot to mention that the siege currently only looks so succesfull because Iran hasn't been shooting missiles back for now
>>533398617>nobody would invest in an uncertainty as we have right nowNobody will invest in oil
>>533398789Are you saying he's not zesty as fuck?
>be me >leaf in based mapleistan >eh sorry aboot the global economy collapsing again >just woke up from my 18th timmies run this week (double double extra poutine on the side) >open /pol/ on my government issued Huawei phone >STRAIT OF HORMUZ SITUATION UPDATE >iranian speedboat niggers in flip flops just lit up a tanker with AKs and rpgs like it's 1979 all over again >tehran says "strait completely open for ceasefire" yesterday >today: "lol jk us blockade still on so we closing it AGAIN and shooting anything that floats" >literally 20% of world oil supply doing the needful chokehold dance >oil prices mooning harder than my ex's onlyfans after trudeau gave her CERB >trump on truth social: "BLOCKADE STAYING, DEAL OR NO DEAL, BEAUTIFUL" >meanwhile bibi in tel aviv rubbing hands "oy vey this is good for israel" >chinese tankers turning around mid-strait like they saw a ghost (probably saw a US carrier group) >EU crying about "energy security" while still buying russian gas thru india >and here i am in toronto >paying $2.80 a litre for gas in my 2009 civic that runs on hopes and dreams >trudeau's carbon tax still kicking me in the nuts every month >sorry eh but can we get some of that sweet iranian crude up here or do i gotta start siphoning from the oil sands again >pol bros rate my seethe 1-10 >also fuck jannies this thread is going to bump limit in 5 minutes watch >pic related: iranian gunboat doing the needful while some leaf cries into his double double
War will resume : > Trump stated that if there is no deal with Iran, he will continue dropping bombs on Iran>Will you extend the ceasefire until Wednesday or start attacks again?>Maybe I won’t extend it. So we will have a blockade, and unfortunately, we will have to start dropping bombs again.
>>533398617My point is that a big chunk of the commodities market is not “investing” in it. They’re buying futures because they need the physical good as input for their physical processes in the real world. It’s a cost of business as important as paying employeesPut it another way to describe what’s coming: a popular airline here buys jet fuel futures. They ask for physical delivery because they need to put the fuel into their airplanes. They’re later informed that they bought a bad contract and the fuel isn’t going to be delivered. What happens next?
>>533398828oh no, does that mean more potholes in Israel?meanwhile we'll take out all their major Power Plants and BridgesI got my snacks ready!
UK quietly regains position as the world’s 5th largest economy, per IMF. 1. United States ~ $32.38 trillion2. China ~ $20.85 trillion3. Germany ~ $5.45 trillion4. Japan ~ $4.38 trillion5. United Kingdom ~ $4.26 trillion 6. India ~ $4.15 trillion 7. France ~ $3.6 trillion8. Italy ~ $2.74 trillion9. Russia ~ $2.66 trillion10. Brazil ~ $2.64 trillionwe can't keep getting away with it
>>533398913countdown to the civilization extinction truth posts
QRD? What’s this business all about?… No Lookner?
>>533398804they just need a few rockets to threaten any ships in the strait and they've succeeded in closing it. Iran does not need as much firepower if there is no large scale ground invasion which there won't be. And given that won't happen and Iran does not need too much firepower to achieve the goal of closing the strait and keeping the world economy hostage they have the better cards at the negotiating table. How is this in any way better than what we had with the Iran deal made by Obama? We'll get a worse deal, sanctions will be lifted and Iran will still develop a nuclear weapon as it'll ensure the regime's survival which is their top priority the second this ends.
>>533398880but that's what i'm sayingit indicates that we switched objectives and started moving in the opposite direction 42 days into a warwhich is retarded
>>533398913already used this as a bread image bro.check it>>533380014
Just woke up. Did we win?
>>533398594Plot twist: it was Araghchi and Ghalibaf buying and selling all these oil contracts, not Baron.They're the ones who made bank.
>>5333989097/10 it means I liked it.
>>533399024This means he's going to surrender to Iran. Whatever Orange Nigger says is the opposite of reality.
keylets absolutely seething
>Iran says strait is open >Israel says no ceasefire in Lebanon>Iran says strait is closed>Iran says ceasefire in Lebanon>Israel says no ceasefire in Lebanon>Trump says ceasefire in Lebanon>Trump says strait is open>Iran says strait is open>Trump says Iran is blockaded>Iran says strait is closed
>>533398967>QRDthe pool is closed, usa lost again
>>533399019true, sorry i misunderstood
>>533398917>What happens next?nothing except said company who needs fuel goes bankrupt.the paper market scam is the center of world power you are not beating it.
>>533398917>What happens next?that is obvious.you can even simplify it further.>all work and no oil makes jack a dull boy
the lefties and brown turdies want the stock and global market to crash SOOOOOOOO badly for SHITransorry, chumps
>>533395938>strait closed>strait open>strait closed>strait open
>>533398906I guess I wanted to say that I've underestimated his zest level.
Masterful diplomacy, this is why during wars militaries don't kill all leaders.
do they have beer in iran?
The CIA & Mossad promised me his return...
>>533399005>How is this in any way better than what we had with the Iran deal made by Obama? We'll get a worse deal, sanctions will be lifted and Iran will still develop a nuclear weapon as it'll ensure the regime's survival which is their top priority the second this ends.In addition to that, the moderates are all dead, including the one person who ruled that Iran could not develop nuclear weapons.PLUS Iran is not going to give up enrichment or its enriched uranium, though it may agree to dilute the HEU and cap the enrichment - but those won't be without a hefty quid pro quo. PLUS no curbs on missilesPLUS no curbs on Hezb / Hamas / Houthi support on top of that, it has some very impressive things to be proud of at a military level - the accuracy of its missiles- the scale of missile production- strategic planning, targeting radars first and then blinding the USG-Israel- national unity in terms of defence - total lack of any kind of rebellion / uprising So yeah, lets see how it goes. Ceasefire is winding down and the missile cities' entrances have been cleared out.
>>533399180anon, are you aware of what happens to the US if there is ever at any point not enough diesel to power the 20 bajillion semitrucks that are on our highways at any given moment?
>>533399263https://youtu.be/OYqv75ANPik?si=6zT6G3dmKXvo5ab-
>>533399258>lefties and brown turdiesIsraelis?
>>533399309has this guy ever been on the muppets? he looks really familiar
>>533399336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnnZX-JhZRw
>>533397546Because he is, although being whiter than USA isn't hard
>>533399310>lets see how it goesTrump must cave in eventually to Iran or he's removed from office if even hardliner republican Americans will turn against him if they notice more inflation and more unemployment which will happen if rates will be increased if this conflict will go on for longer.He is desperately looking for a way out of this mess he's created but can't afford to look weak either. He is looking for any way to claim this was a success and leave as soon as possible.
>>533399374come on man i got excited when i saw your flag and was expecting another masterpiece. with all due respect.
rumors are that hegseth wants to resign?any corroboration?
>>533399296no, alcohol is illegal in iran
>>533399336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX0hU7jQ5O4It's comfy timeFun fact: the composer of these pieces has recently been unemployed and had trouble finding a job, because we live in clown world where talent is punished and deceit rewarded
>>533395938Test
>>533397610It's not nonexistent but it's definitely inconsequential at this juncture
>>533399514Was 4chan down all day? Every post I saw was hours old.
>>533398929Bridge already fixed, power plants went down for 6 hours only. Try again zog
>>533399493ran out of generals to fire award
>>533399513is that source reliable?
>>533399471you didnt even watch this stupid video
>>533399582was meant for>>533399493sorry.>>533399513sorry for the misclick man. and i am aware.it is very sad.
>>533396193>someone should make a compilation of trump gloating about this stupid ceasefire now that it's over in a day lolthis is one on the fake Iranian capitulation - Iran gives us what we want and we give Iran a "thank you!"
>>533399565looks like it's given the appearance of being fixed, but not actually usablebesides, that was just a little taste
>>533399493>source: some literal who XitterThe translation of that post is that he was told point blank the remaining generals will stage a coup to forcibly remove the tardbrass (from this plane of existence) if they don’t unfuck their shit soon and there is no unfucking this shit
>>533399258i just want there to be a happening desu, dont have any other stakes
Hormussy is locked again >In Iran, an announcement was made to ships in the Gulf of Oman area: "Attention all ships, due to the inability of the US government to fulfill its obligations in negotiations, Iran announces the complete closure of the Strait of Hormuz. No ship of any type or nationality is allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz."
>>533399584i skimmed through it man.not a music track on its own and is about a EVE online battle with a guy talking about it.
>>533399628No. Just want to see if there is more than one tweet. Kash Patel is more fucked currently by actual events.
>>533399556No it’s just post timestamps. Any thread I open has everything in US eastern time but new posts after that are fine
>>533399663Try again, zogbot
>>533399678
Imagine if a cruise ship hit a mine and sank
I want the strait to stay closed for several more months just to feel something. How much longer until total economic death?
>>533399493The "irreconcilable differences" are probably something like this>hegseth: Let's send our warriors in there and just kill em, just like win, you know? like the 300 spartans and shit>chiefs of staff: Well you see sir, that's not actually remotely possible>hegseth: well shit man if you're gonna stab me in the back like that, I guess I have no choice but to resign! i want to WIN and you want to lose, irreconcilable differences!
>>533399749imagine if nothing ever happens
>>533399689firing Hegseth right now would be very bad optics for the war effort and trump man. i would want it but i dont think it is likely.remember Hegseth fired all those generals. his firing would make them look like unjustly stepped on.
>>533399767Unironically it starts next week regardless of what the strait does because the disruption so far is just that bad
>>533395938Nigger
>>533399714it's literally supported by crumbled rock LMAO
kek Iran made India look like bitches with their captain crying
>>533399810It was just some literal who I just wanted to ask here. Looked and couldn't find more information.All the trouble is currently with kash patel first he had his phone hacked by iran now he is get drunk and doing all manner of stuff according to more or less credible reports.
>>533399854>cirnosad postingI miss him bros
>>533399884Do you know how roads are made?
>>533399854Week seems optimistic, people have been saying it would finally hit for weeks now
>>533399905israeli post trying to create infighting, see india and muslim anonsthis is how they behave
>>533398929>all the eagles are missing their headsAccurate
>>533399777Please just this once let it Happeb
>>533399767>Africans getting fucked>SEA is getting fucked>Europe is also getting fucked>East Asia is getting fucked>Some signs are pointing that the US will feel this by April 21stIf you want total economic death, wait until May.
>>533399647>Iran has agreed to never close the Strait of Hormuz again>iran closes strait of hormuz 24 hours laterkek
>>533398909Amusing that the US can't take on a few shitty gun boats
>>533399854>The world would be worse without me.>But I keep living as I get worse.Meme for this feel?
>>533398804Because they haven't sunk anyone yet, and if they do, USA will get blamed for it. Rightfully so i might add
>>533400004TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE USA NOTICES! STAY STRONG MUSLIM BROTHERS
>>533399683
>>533398967>No Lookner?it's still shabbat you insensitive goy.
>>533399961>>533400099Read what’s been discussed about futures in this and previous threads. The pain is coming soon. Two more weeks is almost up
>>533398571surely no one would be so wicked as to open the gates to his very own city
>>533397300why this guy much european then orange nigger fat fuck trump?
>bahrainibro didn't post in a whilethe mukhabarat got to him. RIP.
>>533400148Yeah okay I’ll be here when your doomsday date comes and goes and you forget about it. You’re like televangelists setting the dates for the 2nd coming lmao
>>533400211more like he died of boredom
>>533399884>Amerijeet talking about bridge engineering.
>>533399953He'll be back after Apr 25th, just in time for escalation of the war.
All the Israelis had to do was stop bombing Lebanon.
>>533400266okay I will
>>533400317wait how do you count it when indians ram an american bridge
>>533400379that was a Ukrainian
>>533400205Ancient Seleucid Ruler DNA
>>533399979kys niggerI denounce the talmudJeets hate mudshits anyway
>>533400421made me lolYou're one of the good ones.
>>533399722>let the goyim deal with the world.
>>533400353All Lebanon had to do was grow a pair and kick Hezbollah out
>>533400496>All Lebanon had to do was grow a pair and kick Hezbollah out
>>533399953>dude nukes are already being used despite no one, not even Iran, claiming they arehe's a dumb nigger
>>533400496the beirut vichy regime can't stamp out the resistance against the genocidal force of the Israeli Army
>>533400541>why are they not letting the jews take it all anons? i dont get it. they are friendly people. they are chosen people, my school said to me.
>>533400496>All America had to do was grow a pair and kick ______ out
>>533400463not a jokehttps://archive.is/lkVU2
>>533400496>just let them annex the land and kick you out without fighting back already jeez
>>533400630Well that's no way to get more patriots.
Weird Squawking from a zog Globemaster: >A US Air Force C-17A Globemaster III heavy transport aircraft has declared a general emergency (7700) while operating near the coast of Egypt and is now diverting to an unknown destination.
will you really let this turk roach bake a TENTH thread in a row?
> Pakistani sources: Contrary to their expectations, the negotiations between Iran and the US will not take place on Tuesday.
>>533400672the library of alexandria instilled PTSD in the pilot, I can't read that, I can't read AHHAHHHH TURN AROUND
>>533400672All the US shit is probably breaking down due to DEI mechanics.
>>533400701He already did apparently
>>533400715>BAKED MIGRATE>>533400715>BAKED MIGRATE>>533400715>BAKED MIGRATE>/pig/ - Persia Israel General #949 WATCHING THE WORLD BURN FOR THE CHOSEN PEOPLE EDITION
>>533400496Hey, I wonder why Hezbollah is a thing in the first place. Probably has nothing to do with Israeli aggression.
Cuba will persevere.
>>533400701he is more honorable than every burger and kike that ever baked a thread.
>>533400672>>533400748at a mere 21 years old it's one of their younger airframes
>>533400827Could be an early victim of the Boeing QC apocalypse.
>>533400775thanks
>>533400787>I wonder why Hezbollah is a thing in the first placeHezbollah exists for Iran. They couldn't give two shits about Palestine or Israel. It's all theatrics. Shia are as bad as kikes unironically.
>All these dumb niggers going on about the Lebanon ceasefire being tied to the strait>IRGC are currently publicly reprimanding Abbas Araghchi and there are calls for him to be impeached>During the negotiations the Basij sent people to Abbas Araghchi's house and they pelted it with stones
>>533400814Thank you.>>533400923My pleasure. Kindest regards.
>>533400954The Lebanese are some of the closest living descendants of the Iron Age Israelites.
Man.I really regret not being around for the start of /sg/.I saw caps and this is a pale reflection.
>>533401329It was the first of its kind. And you can only really have that honeymoon feeling once. But the globohomo still fears us and that's why the shills are here shitting up the place making it seem worse.Because we've only become more powerful since then.
>>533401426Inshallah may you be right
Which one is it, miggers? Pick a narrative and sitck with it.
>>533401984I don't even think this is garrison stuffjust some grifter fag
>>533400787In the year 2000 Israel left Lebanon completely down to the centimeter by UN standards at the time. Hezbollah couldve disarmed and integrated into the Lebanese army and be done with Israel. Then 2006 happened. Hezbollah is just an Iranian tumor that infected Lebanon to hurt Israel and Lebanese people themselves are well aware of it but cant do anything about it.
