Prev: >>533386120Day: 11 of the 14-day ceasefire™ periodDay: 49 of the 1 day Special Military Operation to Decapitate Iran™Trump War Tantrum / Cope Counter: 30+ https://litter.catbox.moe/f0hmqh.txt▶RECENT:>NOTHING CHANGED. STRAIT IS CLOSED.>FRIDAY TruthSocial PUMPnDUMP. Contradictions GALORE.>Trumps statements are not confirmed by the opposing parties, both Israelis and Iranians.>A new round of US–Iran talks is expected to take place in Islamabad, Pakistan, on Monday, APR 20th, according to CNN, citing Iranian officials.>Israelis are not happy about the rumors of peace and started complaining again.>Intense Israeli artillery shelling of Khiam, Debbine and southeast Lebanon, less than 30 minutes into the ceasefire.>Lebanon ceasefire went into effect, APR 16th 21:00 UTC.>US & Iran ceasefire is set to expire on April 22.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxRfGCPV6g▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/dqr3fl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/86yxn2.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Hormuz Strait Traffic:https://hormuztracking.com/▶Telegram Channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>EVERYTHING IS STILL THE SAME
>>533390410kurdistan has a right to exist, turks are dogs, the armenian genocide happened, atatürk was greek, TE Lawrence was a hero
You lost, trannies.
5 more days of ceasefire......
Believe in TACO!
>>533390611no ceasefire, the US broke the agreement apparently
>I- I'll have it fixed for you in two more weeks, Mr Xi!
>>533390394been playing a pixel tavern game lately in early access and it’s fucking greatgonna get back at ithappy continuation of the strait closermay all of america one day rebuke the jew and his designs on our nationashlalrlouleilo lala la la amen
The US president appeared to shrug this off, saying "we have very good conversations going on"."It's working out very well - they got a little cute as they have been doing for 47 years," Trump said.He also reiterated claims that the US had mostly eliminated the country's navy, air force and leadership."They wanted to close up the strait again, as they've been doing for years, they can't blackmail us," Trump said."We'll have some information by the end of the day. We're talking to them, we're taking a tough stand."
>>533390663Xi will not be preased with this show incompratence
>>533390684>we're taking a tough stand."Lmao
>>533390635I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN!
WINRAR
>>533390785good one.
>>533390611five more days?? i give it another 12 hours considering iran started striking tankers again just a couple hours ago. at this point it's very unlikely that the fighting doesn't kick back off between now and before the supposed monday negotiations that iran is saying they're not going to attend.
>>533390574
>>533390763is that a new one?
fuck next bake should be pirate edition
Why doesn't Iran time their announcements and actions to sabotage the blatant market manipulation being done?
So what's going on with the Strait of Hormuz?
>>533390785we need one of this, but with uruk hais as they were once elves before they got tortured by (((saruman)))
>>533390862I wanted a street shitting edition
>>533390862Iraq 7 leader 7 million Lebanon 1 leader 10 million
>>533390876the US president and axios got the bigger megaphone for lies while iran can only shoot which takes time
>>533390759Every time Xi is pictured with drumpf the look on his face is hilarious. Old Chinese grandpa forced to deal with spoiled brat energy.
>>533390911
>>533390876Because they don't give a shit about the US kike markets. They are happy to see them get confident before the big Crash. Just sit back and enjoy, like China does.
>>533390911>>533390835Thx.The Migger really is the lowest, seethiest bitch out there
>>533390857No I'm just saying his "tough stand" doesn't mean shit
>>533390684>They wanted to close up the strait again, as they've been doing for years>as they've been doing for yearsSomeone will believe this
why are these threads still going? iran lostmove on lol
>>533390795*EAST ASIAN WOMEN
>>533391048
>>533391048>iran lost move on lol
>>533390936no
>>533391047That strait was always closed. Dog bless the USA for trying to keep it open.
>>533391127Based
>>533391002they hate the donke and the strait meme miggers know they lost to kek
>>533391002I took up the mantle of chief JANNY antagonizer in your absence
Based IRGC just bitch slapped the cuck civilian government.
>>533391048based/pig/ is the worst general in the history of /pol/, nothing but AI slop about destroyed carriers and captured americans and "pls america will die" delusional fantasy
>>533390862i might bake the pirate edition after this bro.but i think we can find a better bake edition until the end of the bread.
>>533391214I kneel
>>533391099Iran has been known to release multiple different contradictory statements to present a strong front to its people while conceding behind the scenes which is what is happening now.>>533391235These threads will probably linger for a couple more months but even the most delusional schizo can't deny reality for too long without being forced out.
>>533390611Can't have a ceasefire when you're conducting an act of war
>>533391235the only AI spammer here is a faggot that posts Trump AI images that only a faggot can like.it is as if Trump is dancing in a gay bar.
>>533391228trump destroyed the pragmatist too much with his boastfull lies and misrepresantationspezeskian first now the second group
>>533389901>the us doesn't careThe US should care, 20% of oil (+ a significant percentage of gas, plus helium, plus fossil fuels byproducts + ...) going permanently offline for the foreseeable future would crash the global economy with no survivors, the amerifats would be able to survive as a nation but the economic depression that they would suffer as trade and credit networks collapse would make 1929 look pretty in comparison. Also, a lot of their car dependent communities would simply have to be abandoned.
>>533391040It's just going to become another "well the Cuban blockade was working so we let the Russians go through because we didn't have any navy there anyways and Cubans were about to give up" cope cycle, especially since trump is already talking about dropping the Iran issue for another Cuba loop
>>533391307>Iran has been known to release multiple different contradictory statementsHave you heard of a guy called Donald Trump?
>>533391202Pools open retard Iran cucked
>>533391307That would be trump on every single fucking day.you can check fucking picrel.i dont even know why i am bothering anyway.but alas, check picrel.
>>533391350So what have I missed the kast 3 days?
Audio of the Indian oil tanker Sanmar Herald pleading with Iranian forces to stop shooting at it in the Strait of Hormuz this morning.https://xcancel.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045503858130956788
>>533390949Having a ten million dollar bounty on your head by the great satan must go hard. He’s probably high as fuck on it when he isn’t watching the sky for Jewish missiles.
>>533391405nah, its closed trump liedjeets nearly died
/k/ says this is unacceptable.
>>533391339MAGA WINS AGAIN
>>533391339SEETHE FAGGOT, MAGA WINS AGAIN
>OPEN THE STRAIT
>>533391435nothing really.it is all the same.hence the name of the thread.>/pig/ - Persia Israel General #947 EVERYTHING IS STILL THE SAME EDITIONtrump is still talking out of his assstrait is still closed.and miga morons are still taking trump at his every word as if it is gospel and claim the war is over.
>>533391221I think they're burned out. How can you have even an informal agreement with an honorless dog that will immediately renege on anything he agrees to.
>>533390489Ah yes. I presume you can also find no video evidence of that "shepard with a mosin rifle" bragging on Iranian TV? By the way, why are you referring to yourself with "we"? Do you self-identify as the pope?
how did 2 IRGC gunboats fire on a tanker if their navy has been totally destroyed?
>>533391435I have to think. Two days ago was calm and shadow diplomacy going on with pakistanis military dictator going around.Fake ceasefire in lebanon yesterday but mostly holding. Israelis absolutely seething.Fake opening of hormuz today real closing with jeet ship getting shot at and in panic screaming to the IRGC that they redeemed the list and were allowed to pass.
>>533391441Fucking kek>Bloody fucking bechod, redeem the list, on your list redeem saar [frantically turning the ship around]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4wuV14QlNM
BRIDGE AND POWER PLANT DAY !!!
>>533391655>the audio dropped.damn.
>>533391611Love this nigga, probably my favourite character this season
>>533391228No more cuckwarfare will be allowed
YOU LOST TRANNYOPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT THO
>>533391717great track.but i think we will be changing it to Mars in a short amount of time.
>>533391584>Ah yes. I presume you can also find no video evidence of that "shepard with a mosin rifle" bragging on Iranian TV?I went out of my way to fetch you the videos of the helicopters for the most part of an old incident. I don't archive this stuff. This was me being nice, your tone I can't stand it. Not going to look further for it.
>>533391260it is your shop baker>>533391190>>533391290I need to make collections>>533391450he is always high from terrorizing kike>>533391435we are going to land invasion and it is sclosed
>>533391602They cheated
THURSDAY 8PM
Is trump the antichrist? Larping as the antichrist? or "setting things up" for the future antichrist?
>>533391480>DRUDGEREPORTplease stop posting
>>533391602I'm more interested in how they are holding the straight with these pieces of shit while the US has attack helicopters and gunshipsIt's probably those loitering drone missiles that can't be jammed
>>533391612wrong image, this is the seething israeli
>>533391866>straightyes I'm a filthy phoneposter
Is there still hope for ww3?
>>533391878ahaha.>WE PUT THIS GUY INTO OFFICE. HE IS NOT DOING WHAT WE WANT. WE NEED HIM TO SACRIFICE AMERICAN SOLDIERS SO WE CAN WATCH IT ALL GO DOWN ON THE FUCKING TV. WE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE.
>>533391943does an indian shit in the streets ?
It's a very passive aggressive ceasefire
>>533391612https://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4kino worthy?
>>533392021yes.thanks for the audio.putting it into the bake.
I hate miggers with a passion
>>533391409When is that list getting updated btw it is the best taco dementia.
>>533392021>this is bandar abbas naval outpost you have clearance
>>533392020Pls stahp all I want to do is flying for cheap to Asia and fuck hookers.
>>533392021Absolutely add it to the list
Just took a fucking edible. There better be no fucking happening tonight, because I actually wanted to have a few drinks..
>>533391538>still taking trump at his every word as if it is gospel and claim the war is over.Pity them. I hear if you reverse their dialogue, you can hear screaming and pleading for help
>>533391819I know what a helicopter looks like, thank you very much. You hallucinated shepards with mosin rifles. I explained to you that you're wrong. You insisted on your lie. So now prove it. The shepards with the mosin rifles. Not ships or cats or whatever other shit you find. The shepards. Where are they?
>>533392021kek why do Indians sound so funny?
>>533392132you are right it is a bit outdated. a hero among us can compile all the shit trump said since the start of the US blockade.it is so much work i am not attempting to start it.being honest.
>>533392147our baker will>>533392067>>533392137>2nd on your list
>>533391612>jeet ship getting shot at and in panic screaming to the IRGC that they redeemed the list and were allowed to pass.Are they ok?
>>533392250I didn't hallucinate. There were specific videos were the iranians shot at the flying helicopter I think as they were flying above a bridge if I recall correctly.Your passive aggressive tone and /k/ like attitude makes me really not willing to put in the effort.This is not a debate, some random iranians shot them down this is the best we (the public) got in terms of information.Their weapons are ancient and the guy went on a talkshow in full tribal gear.For me it is a funny anecdote for you it seems to be an article of faith. Given that you called me the pope, the association in your mind is clear.
>>533391532
>>533392330Unfortunately yes
>>533392330they got attacked with iranian speed boats shooting at them, haven't checked the turk provided the audio intercept though
>>533392330no rich redeemed the clearance
Why does everything Trump says turn out to be a lie?
Has the number gone up again btw???
whats for lunch
Strait Status?Petrodollar status?Reserve status?Banan status?
>>533392521ircg>>533392256I haven't had good laugh for while
>>533392561he said 42,000 the other day
>>533392561I think 40k was the last number dropped so yeah
>>533392021>You give me passI'm pretty sure no one giving him a pass and just see the news and think the strait is open.
>>533392505>speed boatsThat's really fucking cool tbdesu.Makes me want to watch Live and Let Die
>>533392561it will rise to 5.9 million but will not get higher.6 million is reserved by others.
>>533392662That is exactly what happened>saar you gave me pass saar>IRGC looks through his paperwork>no pass>fucking Indians bro
>Audio of the Indian oil tanker Sanmar Herald pleading with Iranian forces to stop shooting at it in the Strait of Hormuz this morning.Saaaaaar, do not redeem the closure, saaaaaaar!>Link with audio: https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045503858130956788
>>533392786we already have the catbox here.>>533392021
>>533392662he was 2nd on list>>533392561it was 43 in last truth social
>>533392021can we see the transcript of ircg giving clearance...
>>533392737>Halo: Combat Evolved sold approximately 5 million copies on the original XboxHoly fuck Trump is baking Chief numbers
>>533391866>>I'm more interested in how they are holding the straight with these pieces of shit while the US has attack helicopters and gunships>It's probably those loitering drone missiles that can't be jammedyears of "war" using standoff weapons and the highest technology versus goatherders with knockoff AKs has made the US public extremely intolerant of casualties. Trump got insanely lucky the uranium heist didn't leave any bodies or worse, any PoW.
>>533392931
>>533392141If you're gonna do that might as well do it now, in a few months there won't even be fuel in asia
>>533392868> redeemed
>>533392447footage of the tribesmen hunting for the downed US pilot afterwardshttps://x.com/itsalireza_akb/status/2040118064143061032#m
This is what, the 3rd time Orange Nigger said the strait was opened when it actually wasn't? How many more times can people fall for it?
>>533391435>fuckyougoddammitmakingmerememberabettertimewheniwashypeforvidyaandthislookedfun
>>533393104to be fair iran really wanted to let some ships through but then didn't end his own blockade for iranian ships
migger hubris status?
What role will the Somalians pirate play in this conflict of the strait?
>>533393225yah what was faggot thinking they will cuck themself
>Israelis are not happy about the rumors of peace and started complaining again.>Intense Israeli artillery shelling of Khiam, Debbine and southeast Lebanon, less than 30 minutes into the ceasefire.Why are long nose tribers like this?
>>533393284they will lose business should yemen closes the red sea and go all to minnesota in ilhan omars district to run fake daycares (which earns more than pirating)
>>533393117You were decieved
>>533393038I just returned kek. Planned on going back like late summer hope orange idiot stops this nonsense by then.
>>533393275only a couple of miggers attempted to brigade the thread so far.>>533391048>>533391235and they were promptly put in their place.it was very easy.
>>533393338israel said alread they are allowed to shoot at hezbollah, every civilian and every building south of the litani is hezbollah by default :^)
>>533393275I missed you Straits ngl
>>533393366I would fly back now. The US is already officially 1/3rd way through its' strategic reserve, and those Asian countries were the first to get fucked by Hormuz. China might be less affected but I'm pretty sure SEA will be fucked hard by the oil shock
>>533393435europe runs out of jet fuel in 6 weeks according to the BBC so he better shouldn't go
>>533393381>put in their place*straitened out
>>533391177Trump and his loyal Jews Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro dug it out with a spoon before the mean old Muslim stole it from them.
>>533393435Wouldn't be as fun now, i try to keep like at least 3+ months between trips.
>>533392688https://files.catbox.moe/qo9wpp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/dwll7e.mp4They aren't Sunnis, Shia fight back.
>>533392021>Saar you are shooting me now. Do not redeemLmao
>>533390785>onceEh who am I kidding, America was always shit so yeah they were pro America.
>>533393569>Ben ShapiroThe nephew of the Nuclear Weapons smuggler?
the ceasefire troop deployments keep going onas said I see the ceasefire talks as an US attempt to get one last oil infusion (all ships in the persian gulf) out then start round two of the warhttps://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2045526013107651022#m
>>533393727they call him the legendary super sayanim
>>533393699>America was always shit
>>533393614Dude, the summer is going to be utterly fucked
>>533393761Kek'd
>>533393420Every non-kike is hezbollah according to them
>>533393381this is a topical general unfortunately frequented by retards like you that think a knife to a strait is an excellent long term strategic plan. you've been wrong about basically everything up to this point including basic facts which /pol/ is supposed to get right. instead you trust AI out of desperate delusion and conveniently forget all your stupid musings for the past several weeks. you do not belong on /pol/ you belong on a streetcorner holding a sign saying THE END IS NIGH where normalfags have to listen to your retardation not /pol/.
>>533393786And for 250 years too long. At least it won't be much longer at this rate.
>>533393761You're not dealing with the average Jewish warrior anymore...
>>533393795Lots of SEA niggas going to die of heatstroke without air con. Tourism will go to zero too.
>>533393872Bro.Don't be a faggot.Its unbecoming of you.
>>533393729Okay, but what will it change? What can they target now that they didn't before which would force Iran to surrender? Also, muh resupplies... What resupplies? What was stopping them before from resupplying? They could easily resupply and continue the war at the same time. The resupplies they need are Patriots that take years to make. The only chance US has of survival is to take the deal because otherwise they'll be kicked out of Gulf.
>>533393795Oh noez.Whatever, I can also do some mongering in Europe .
>>533393958Don't concern yourself with it Aussie.
>>533393871>THE END IS NIGH if somebody lets say takes out 40-50% of global global fertilizer production because he is an oranger nigger controlled by a foreign country what would happen?it will already take two years to get oil production up to the level before the war started according to the international energy authority
>>533393971The cost of living will be higher. An energy supply shock is stagflationary everything crisis.
>>533393871the only moron that posts uses AI on this general is a faggot that posts gay Trump AI images man.you are literally a fucking slave for israel and doing its bidding and sending the entire world economy on a crash course and still have the gall to claim you got it sorted just because trump said some shit on his socials that you take as gospel.it cannot be more obvious. go back to /ptg/ and awoooooo with the rest of the bots there.
>>533393959I see it as a declaration of intent. The US is escalating not deescalating.
I think it was a mistake for us to mediate. Trump is fickle and untrustworthy. You use your whatever little influence you have ask one side to show the flexibility, and Trump takes that ball and runs 300 miles. Now you have lost the leverage and the side will look at you with I TOLD YOU SO face.
>>533390663>open and / or not openwow
>>533390663No way that meeting goes well. Not that it will matter since China doesnt do anything ever
>>533394094you are not mediating anon you are working for the US and KSA
>>533394046go ahead and say there are no mechanisms and no alternatives and we are heading towards oblivion with no solution. use as few words as possible. i will screenshot it for posterity and we will review your words together at a later point.
>>533394046IEA are boomers used to grifting do nothing contractors. China will get everything back online in six months max if someone pays them and they have guarantees that the Jews won’t shoot their dudes trying to fix shit. Would be great optics for the chairman too, helping to unfuck this mess that the USA started.
>>533394094Why the fuck would you mediate negotiations with the people who constantly assassinate negotiators
>>533394092Maybe it is 5D chess after all and compromised Trump is secretly doing everything to be kicked out of Gulf and let Israel fend for itself. The perfect revenge.
>>533393729looks like the US will attack iran next week, more buildup spotted on diego garcia ready for another shock and awe
Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3s8gXMwYWY
>>533394094I have a hard time seeing diplomacy move forward if Trump is still president. He basically throws a tantrum at the idea of actually being held to anything. The glowies really need to have a chat and force him to resign.
>>533394185I think it is specialized parts and equipment not a generalist task.
>>533394207Fuel prices have increased by 77% since the start of the war. Govt had to show something to people that we're doing something about it otherwise people would be on roads and govt which is already super unpopular would find it hard to stay in power. Also, Trump asked us and rarely we say no to the USA because of IMF.
>>533394229i am tempted to use your posts as thread themes icelandanon.and i probably will. current thread these is 11 years old.take a listen if you havent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxRfGCPV6g
>>533394218Delusional, unless they're planning to actually put $1b DDGs in harms way escorting tankers.
>>533394094>Trump is fickle and untrustworthy.Any negotiation with the US always is except in this case Trump is speed running the typical deception. You see, when Obama signed the nuclear deal with Iran it was months later when Iran found out that a lot of the money they were supposed to get was simply locked out to them. It was unsanctioned but when they went to collect it from the bank there were constant "errors" with the transactions. So when they asked the US about it they simply said they didn't know how to fix it and they were basically stuck. This con happened well after the fact though to the point where they could do nothing about it and the contracts were already signed. Trump instead agrees to something and then immediately backstabs them without any time to spin the story in our favor. So Iran gets to come out morally victorious from every internet trolling session. It reveals how rat like we are in real time instead of slowly and outside the perception of the mainstream media.
>>533394333>current thread "theme" is 11 years old.
>>533394046where is your faith in Trump, has he ever fucked up and let everyone incl. his own supporters down before? >>533394218this was the plan all along, you just didnt see it
>>533394064oh boy, yeah the "captured pilot" thing never happened, the "sunk carrier" thing never happened, the "iran-captured downed KC135" thing never happened, the "iran-captured downed F35" never happened, and so on, yeah /pig/ never claimed any of that it was just the satirical bufftrump guy, no one else posted AIyou're not going to lie and get away with it. fuck off nigger.
>>533394229the music doesn't fit at all....
>>533394303My man. China makes EVERYTHING. They probably have half the shit needed to fix all this floating around in warehouses.
>>533392932>If you incinerate 2 c-130s full of men that means no bodiesI noticed nobody in this general ever talks about the Hannibal Protocol https://www.middleeasteye.net/explainers/israel-war-gaza-what-hannibal-directive-why-controversial- During the kidnapping of Israeli military personnel, the main objective is to rescue the soldier, even if they are harmed during the rescue.- Small arms fire should be used to stop the kidnappers, for example by firing at their vehicle. If that fails, take out the kidnappers themselves, for example by sniper, even if that brings harm to the abducted soldier.- Do everything to stop the vehicle. Do not allow it to escape.According to Asa Kasher, who wrote the Israeli army's code of ethics, the directive amounted to: "A dead soldier is better than a kidnapped soldier."I'm sure the miggers in this thread would say that America leaves no man behind to which I would respond that we're not the ones in charge of this war.
>>533394346it is going to be another round of shock and awe not a fleet escortgiven past US niggerish behavior my theory is that the US wants for iran to release the oil currentlytrapped in the persian gulf for ten days, so the US can sucker punch iran for free for another roundthat is what the ceasefire and negotiations are about "release the oil" (so we can punch you in the face)
>>533394378i was looking for bruckner desu but what you have is what you got
Iran is broadcasting this VHF message to ships: "Attention all ships, regarding the failure of the U.S. government to fulfil its commitment in the negotiation, Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz completely closed again. No vessel of any type or nationality is allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.” - Reuters
>>533394375nobody claimed any of these things.you are just attempting to strawman with things that were never claimed in the first place.you are not winning this argument.and it is nothing but a waste of time.go do the bidding of people that placed your president into the white house and gave him 100s of millions of dollars for his presidency campaign.>picrelated.
The stated goals of the Trump administration for the Iran war were regime change and the destruction of the Iranian nuclear program.These things have not been accomplished. If the war is ended for good, this will be a strategic defeat of the US military by Iran
>>533394386I don't think this works. The US is better on this.
>>533394363In that case, maybe we should hope for the resumption of war and everyone already knows the outcome except for Trump and the USA will leave Gulf, Israel will be dealt with by Turkey and Iran and China will emerge as the new global power. And so far they only want to do business, nothing else, which is why they're preferred. No bringing democracy or civilization to anyone.
whens the shooting start back up
>>533394505this fucking nigger hahaha "no one ever claimed any of those things"
>>533394551maybe prophet mohammad will come back and let you give him a blowjob while were at it, fucking goatfucker
>>533394224How long can this go on for?
>>533394478the lines of the music are extremely triumphant and upbeat but in a happy way but the scene in the anime is destruction and war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUGMZlvrR4c>>533394505JD Vance has been bought by her too now
What is even going on anymore? I guess the straits are closed agaon, what's the reason though? Also looks like IRGC are going to take over and going to get rid of Ghalibaf and Araghchi? Looks like Iran agreeing to the ceasefire is the biggest fuck up so far
>>533394480but my luxury hormussy cruise
>>533394579i'm guessing about 12 hours. since yesterday iran said they're not going to attend the negotiations monday, iran shot up tankers a couple hours ago, and trump an hour ago said "we will know by tonight (eastern time) what happens with the negotiations". seems pretty clear cut.
>>533394598I live in the city. Pets not allowed. No goats
>>533394639If the republicans try to make James "Vivek's Dad" Bowman the next president, then I hope the Democrats rig the next election.
>>533394581indeed.nobody claimed to have sunk a fucking carrier. ever.check all the 947 threads of this general.you are trying to strawman with things that were never said in the first place.and not even acknowledging that your president is a kike slave that is held on a short leash by the adelson and co.stop pretending. you are the joke of the entire world at this point. everybody calls you a kike slave.>>533394639recently, yes. he was originally the techbros project like peter thiel and palantir guys.
>>533394480its the weekend, clearly just a negotiating ploy, it'll be open again by monday
>>533394625Until shit starts getting real and the bullshit market manipulation tricks run headfirst into reality
>>533393871>you do not belong on /pol/ you belong on a streetcorner holding a sign saying THE END IS NIGHanon, it is physically impossible for prices to not correct. I've read that the greater the market manipulation, the sharper prices will rise.
>>533394721>what's the reason thoughBecause Israel still bombing Lebanon and Trump blockading strait.
>>533394721the migger thought he could blockade irans ships to get iran to release the other ships but then not unblockade irans shipsit is a brilliant 5d chess move or something too brilliant for mortal men to understand
US Airforce squawk 7700
>>533393614It's gonna be at least 6 months to your next trip, if not a year for reasonable prices. If I was you I'd prepare for a long trip there while you still cam
>>533394845coming back after a hard day of burning libraries probably given the american recent trackrecord
>>533394805>jews start a fight>jews start a fight>jews start a fight>jews start a fight>jews start a fightI think I see the problem here
>>533394721iran was going to open the strait. then 4chan called them cucks. so now they said "we didn't actually say open, read the fine print" and started blasting tankers again out of nowhere. it's pretty funny that iran's gonna get glassed because the internet called them cucks, but that's the world we live in now.
>we're back to the discourse where I say trump secretly doesnt want india to not have oil because it gives india an excuse to outbid china on oil tankers then india and china are feuding over oil all the while we move the world economy slowly off oil for solar and the world improves all the while america improves the mostit's never bene MORE over
>>533394167>go ahead and say there are no mechanisms and no alternatives and we are heading towards oblivion with no solution. use as few words as possible. i will screenshot it for posterity and we will review your words together at a later point.It is physically impossible for Brent futures prices not to rise sharply. During the Covid lockdowns, you could stimulate demand by distributing money but you cannot magically create oil.
>>533394581Nobody claimed any of that except for the rescue of the downed pilot. It wasn’t that it was a failed uranium extraction mission.
>>533394882alexandria sisters, not again
>>533394900>iran’s gonna get glsssedTwo moar weeks
>>533394805market manipulation means in general shortages not necessary price increasesand eventually loss of trust and the breakdown of the market thats how I think it works if the government is doing it, another version is if the shortage is so obvious and severe that therigging breaks
>>533394721The infighting being insisted on between Iran's delegation and the IRGC is likely just mossad desperately trying to push the le civil war angle again with disinfo. Anything that suggests Iran's leadership is collapsing or Iran is going to be destroyed from the inside with riots is 99% Israel's made up bullshit.
>>533394816Yeah i don't get it myself. The speedrun on the US's usual backstab doesn't get the oil out of the strait and Iran is basically turtling, daring the US to do something about it.
>>533394816>>533394816Iran thought they could close MY strait. WRONG! Like Caesar, we surrounded them TOTALLY. They're blockaded IN, just like Vercingetorix: trapped, no way out, no oil moving. they're going to be eating grass like the Gauls folks. NOBODY does sieges like us. That's what Pete tells me. Caesar was great, but frankly, our Navy? BETTER
>>533393617looks like a fun deployment ngl.
>>533394903The solar panels that are made in China?
>>533394639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOAHDOY3IY
>>533394770"no one in /pig/ posted the AI pictures of a burning carrier as if it was news"kek
>>533395023solar panels i make in your moms.... PSUSY!!!
>>533394480>Attention hormuz vessels>Due to more jewish tricks, pool is closed once again.>To USA, you have 2 MORE WEEKS to cease the hostilities>That is all.
>>53339499610/10
kinda miss the MIGA janny 2bh
Trump will tweet the most retarded shit ever on monday and the stock market will go up and oil will drop.
>>533394959>market manipulation means in general shortages not necessary price increasescan you explain to me how shortages of a commodity with inflexible demand don't result in price increases?
>>533394598seething queer
>>533394956DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7RroGFe6k
>>533394804when???literally when will that be. i was promised demand destruction, we are in the 4th week of april
>>533394625In the worst case.... decades.
>>533393729How is Trump going to pull off a "phase 2" while avoiding the market crashing though? Feels like he is stuck in a real pickel where stocks crashing will makes the big money oligarchs destroy him, and cucking out will makes Israel destroy him. His only play is to drag things out and hope for the best I guess? His only saving grace is whatever is left of the MAGA crowd seems impervious to any doubt about their leader
One thing I have to say about this conflict is the lack of alternative viewpoints. I always try to look on jewtube or other sites for "iran conflict" or something like that and it's all just short MSM clips talking about it. Every right wing influencer grifter piece of shit is too stupid to talk about geopolitics. All they ever cared about was tranny bathrooms or something because Peter Thiel put money in their g-string.
>>533391717uuuuh what happens here?
deep. goncern. Let's see what happens. Anyhoo I would be unsurprised if the Sanmar Herald is allowed to pass soon, Persians being very civilised after all. It probably was just some kind of comms / coordination mixup, can't imagine that an idiot who would risk his life and the lives of his crew over oil and a ship that didn't belong to him would become an officer of a ship.
>>533395097Literally no one has done that migafaggot
>>533395250hawaii
>>533394996but you want the oil and got less time than iran to get it>>533395071nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOWFjJg4Zd4>>533391584here found a screenshot of the iranian state tv thing and sheperd by chance, didn't look for it
>>533395227>stocks crashing will makes the big money oligarchs destroy himYou're assuming that they aren't already positioned to profit from the escalation.
>>533395154>literally when will that be. i was promised demand destruction, we are in the 4th week of aprilwhat do you mean when? Demand destruction is already happening. Or you mean demand destruction in your locality?
>>533395115The Strait of Hormuz is now OPEN again—totally open, bigger and better than ever before! People are saying they’ve never seen anything like it. For years, it was a problem—very dangerous, very unstable—but not anymore. We made it STRONG, we made it SAFE, and we made it WORK.Ships are moving like never before, التجارة is booming, energy is flowing all over the world—beautiful to watch. Everyone benefits when it’s open like this, and right now it’s as open as it has EVER been. Some even say more open than ever thought possible!A lot of credit to the incredible people who made it happen—real professionals, the best. We turned a very bad situation into something GREAT. The world is watching, and they’re impressed. BIG WIN for stability, BIG WIN for trade, and a BIG WIN for everyone involved.
>>533395215how you figure
>>533395227>How is Trump going to pull off a "phase 2" while avoiding the market crashing though?my theory as said over and over is that the US tries to get Iran to release the oil from the persian gulfthat would buy the US maybe 30-40 days for another round
It's over boiz, we are going in... our 1 minesweeper will bring home victory. To all the haters; seeth.
>>533394551>Iran and China will emerge as the new global power.At least USA will lose its hegemon status and I think power dynamics will be more balanced for sure. That being said, there are lot of variables. Climate conditions changing might create new resources and options in the arctic, as well as remove land due to rising sea levels. Could be a wild ride. But hard to predict with certainty.Something different but a good example: The whole chip industry is powered by a single Dutch company (which has a huge technological advantage), to provide a bunch of other high-tech companies (4 customers, if I'm not mistaken) with advances machines to create advanced hardware. These companies use lithography machines with their own specialized know-how to create the hardware industries use. In the entire process, shit like helium and rare earths are needed, which creates even bigger chain of companies and know-how, spread over multiple countries. Afaik helium was mostly provided from some GCC country. Rare earth metals like neodymium and what not are supplied by countries like China, although it depends on specifics.I don't think there is a future in protectionism and a hegemon like the USA. If the world economy or even just supply chains are choked, industries or the whole world economy grinds to a halt.Netherlands + SK|Taiwan|USA have industrial power that a lot of countries (and civilians) rely on.(just wafflin a bit)
>>533395131Classic.Google>Hey Dad Pube Toast
>>533395316I think it be less about the short term losses from the stock value going down, and more that the actual underlying value and the growth of their companies being hurt
>>533394094relax, no one cares because everyone knows pajeet have zero influence
>>533395250Tropical paradiseGorgeous beachesRainforestsAsiansPineapples>>533395409Godspeed
>>533395319Pretty accurate, but I'd dumb it down a bit. Also, no spacing, just a wall of text.
>>533395409>It's over boiz, we are going in... our 1 minesweeper will bring home victory.deploying a minesweeper ... "closer to the Mediterranean" ...
>>533390394SAAR MY NAME SECOND ON THE LISTAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAhttps://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045503858130956788https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2045503858130956788
>>533391612>Fake ceasefire in lebanon yesterday but mostly holding. Israelis absolutely seething.I thought the kikes rolled out some new kind of super laser that zapped Hezbollah in their tracks, what happened to those? Why aren't the shills talking about them anymore?
>>533395409Ok, this general can be closed. This was the deciding move.
>>533395409>"near hormuz">(closer to the Mediterranean) Yeah that's the wrong strait you illiterate fucks
>>533395316A shortage of oil means that there’s not enough power to route to ai data centers (it’s either that or they decide we’re not growing food this year and that has worse problems) and ai is currently the literal only reason the bottom hasn’t fallen out of the economy in general. Imagine if Samsung randomly announced bankruptcy and that they’re shutting down production of 40% of their products, that’s about the level of financial catastrophe we’re facing here
>>533390803He's geniunely everything he accused his opponents of.
>>533394625Well you see time is a flat circleThat oil-tanker is gonna be in that strait over and over again
>>533395409Holy shit the belgian bvlls joined the team
>>533395316You can't profit when there's lack of the fundamental thing you need to do business: energy. There's a reason multinationals have gradually pulled out of South Africa: they can't keep the lights on.
>>533395559FLAWLESS VICTORY.Belgium wins.
>>533395530we already have the catbox version here.>>533392021https://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4and it is already added to the KINO section of the next bake.
>>533395600Finally watched the first season of this slop the other week, absolute garbage.
>>533395563All economic growth appears to be in data centers and healthcare (which given schemes like NYC's "we'll give you money for living with grandma as her 'Caretaker'", is probably just more distribution.
>>533394480they are going to give 72 hoor to aragchi aren't they. Easy to blame israel too right now
>>533395642man, it's hilarious
>>533395469>>533395563>>533395605I'm doubtful that the big money kikes sponsoring Trump have much skin in actual value creation in the economy.If that were the case, Bessent shouldn't have been allowed to manipulate the markets.
>>533395605it is because of the communist, the multinationals could solve the power and even the crime problem, they can't solve the government problem
>>533393104Dunno, the market fall for it every single fucking time. That's a lot of people. And many supposed to be smart.
>>533395154California, Hawaii, Washington, Oregon already hit $5Because the US has varied means of oil transport the pinch is going to show up unevenly. Kind of like how Canada has towns that live on top of a railway route and they won't get hit as bad as towns that need cross country shipping from truckers.
>>533395665what is it should I watch it
French Armed Forces released a photo of French Sergeant Chief Florian Montorio of the 17th Parachute Engineer Regiment, who was killed this morning, likely by a Hezbollah attack, while deployed with UNIFILnot hexb denied
>>533395665Shit taste
>>533394375>He still thinks the pilot story was real
>>533395704They'd get margin called and liquidated if they tried to long oil because of how modern HFT systems work iirc.
>>533395711Those states had $5 gas for years, thats really nothing. Each state is run a bit differently.
>>533395700Currently the oil rig count is flat, and none of the execs at big oil companies are enthusiastic about expanding drilling operations.All thanks to Bessent.
>>533395711>already hit $5oh no shit... they were over 5$ before the war due to communist taxes already dip shit
>>533395811foreigners really have no idea, meanwhile my comfy midwest state is already down almost a full dollar in gas prices since the height of the war
>>533395704Today's markets are mostly run by computers.
>>533395700They’re currently in the “ticks have extracted too much blood from the host and now it’s dying” phase of their lifecycle. You’re assuming they’re capable of intelligent forward thinking. They’re not. Bessent keeping prices low now means more profit now, what happens next month is not a concern because there’s going to be a new scheme for whatever happens then. The idea that their schemes could fail simply doesn’t enter their minds
based I from now on I hezballah shill and glazer
>>533395926>>533395926>>533395926sniping new thread fuck turkey>>533395926>>533395926>>533395926
>>533395793They cannot make any decision to increase or even decrease production until futures reflect the value of oil.This fag, who should rot in jail with the rest of this administration, is actively preventing oil & gas companies from potentially increasing production by artificially suppressing the futures markets.
>>533395896bessent keeps the prices low so more and longer war is possible and maybe still winning before the consequences really hit
>>533390674What is the name of that tavern game? Travellers rest?
>>533395945fuck you no bake turkey bro
>>533395938>BAKED MIGRATE>>533395938>BAKED MIGRATE>>533395938>BAKED MIGRATE/pig/ - Persia Israel General #948 I BELIEVE THE WAR IS OVER BECAUSE TRUMP TOLD ME SO EDITION>indian captain comms added to kino sectionhttps://files.catbox.moe/og2wvv.mp4
>>533395771i get it man, everything and nothing was real, so profound
>>533395665pic related is you
>>533395771bro I swear, I saw the pilot. He said: Everything is fine, please stop talking about this. Let's respect his wishes, okay?
>>533395746>hey it's a detective show about detectives>look at this guy he's a really good detective, you might even say he's a TRUE detective!...a few episodes later>ok our goyslop audience is getting bored so now this is a COMMANDO ACTION SERIES and we didn't mention this before but the true detective actually had a previously life as an UNDERCOVER COMMANDO and now he's going to do some UNDERCOVER COMMANDO missions ...a few epsisodes later>ok it's the season finale and our goyslop audience expects LOTS OF ACTION so we're going to send our true detective undercover commandos on a BUDDY COP ACTION THRILLER FINALE with lots of completely retarded unbelievable ACTION Pure slop, exactly what I would expect from HBO.I bet you also enjoyed The Sopranos.
>>533395896They know the game is up, they're trading credit default swaps on private credit now.>>533395950100%
>>533396019>the muslims are all getting each other back and monopolizing the OPssee what happens when you try to make friends with 3rd worlders
>>533395559Hey, it happens, sometimes you slide into the wrong strait...
>>533395850At least make your shilling more believable, no one is down a dollar
>>533395409That's still one more than Cuckmerica lmao
>>533396160>t. californian
>>533396112They really are MAGA Maoists.
>>533394110Schrödinger's strait
>>533395227oligarchs are concentrating even more dynastic wealth as we speak via insider trading. And the dune coons will run the oil printer until it breaks. There is no plan. It's just a massive grift until the lights go out and all hell breaks loose.
>>533395896>>533396347Yeah I feel like we both over and underestimate the time preference of these entities.
>>533390394Bump for nothing new
>>533394405>I noticed nobody in this general ever talks about the Hannibal ProtocolI wondered about that myself but surely someone in Iran would have posted a picture of charred bones if they saw any?
