Show yourself bitches! Oil needs a changin’
>>533835199Wow you did something so simple they hire high school drop outs to do.Can you fry an egg too?
>>533835199Based k3 enjoyerMost retarded riders of today would be filtered by that bike at the first ride
wrong board, crotch rocket faggot
>>533835970Based knower. No abs no wheelie control, just death on right hand.
>>533835199I have a bike licence and I will never drive one, during driving lessons nobody saw me on the bike, you will die at the hands of car and truck drivers
I do not own a bike because I am not an overcompensating faggot.I wish you to die in the most gruesome and violent car accident possible, I want you to suffer before you die as well.I really do.
>>533836200I saw some spic go flying by the center on a vespa thing, in only his socks? Then when I got to the intersection, he had been blown out of his socks by a euro truck, head cracked on the pavement. Then a clown car of fat people got out to surround his dying body. I think he survived tho. It was surreal he got blown out of his socks like looney tunes.
>>533836200I had 2 accident in 20 years of driving and 2 others on moped before that. Yes people are cancer on the road
>>533836215A biker banged your boyfriend?
>>533835199One of the men with testosterone on this board>>533836215>overcompensatingBikes are tiny, so bikers are compensating for... having a penis that's too big?
>>533836806As soon as I find that loose vagina energy meme I'll post it. I've never understood why a large amounts of faggots on /pol/ were so up in arms about motorbikes.
>>533835199People have access to unlimited free knowledge and video walkthroughs for every piece of maintenance on every product ever made, located on a rectangle that they never put downAnd they'll still not learn how to do this very basic stuff
>>533835199That being said crotch rockets and motorcycle culture in general are very gay
>>533836806Based aussie
>>533836806I wouldn't mind if they used electric bikes, thermal makes too much noise in cities.The problem is that bikers are usually retarded faggots with loud ass exhaust EXACTLY LIKE OP. I WOULD BEAT HIS HEAD INTO A PULP.
>>533836883Based pole
>>533837319Wait do Frenchies call internal combustion engines "thermals"? Or is it just you being retarded?
>>533837319>I have to have 140dB exhaust!>For muh safety!>I'm a retarded faggot who rides the most dangerous device ever made but care about my safety only when it inconveniences literally everyone else
>>533837319Ok vegan dicksucker, you would litterally not do shit.
>>533837499>t.dicksuckingfaghomo
>>533835199>bikerOP seemed faggy but to be this blunt about loving cock is next level.
>>533835199I used to change my own oil but valvoline can do it in like 15minutes with some kind of machine that just succcs it all out without even needing to jack it up or anyone to go underneath to drain, so i do that now.
>>533835199Is it easy? Always just get it changed at mechanic because it is cheap
>>533835843As someone that's works as a mechanic, I will say it's about 35% that are insecure and stupid (like op) that thinks being able to change parts that are designed to be changed is something that's impressive. It's basically lego for adults except you're not creating anything.
>>533837576Get a goddamn muffler you douchebag everyone hates you
>>533836510I guess things like that happen in the US, it's more of a mafia movie here, with everyone thinking that they are big shit
>>533835199poorfag
>>533837633For 99% of cars it's easy. Some are more difficult, requiring the engine to be warm, repeated running to fill the sump, vacuuming through the dip stick etc
>>533835199*rides a 600
>>533835199i like to spur the economy and help lower waged guys
>>533837522Kiss a truck little shit. Do it for me.
>>533837660Hahahaha, its to make you cucks wake up.YOU ALL WONT DO SHIT
>>533837728That's a big dick 1000 not a wimpy boy 600
>>533837760Impotent faggot
>>533837649I do everything on this bike and my car, dont worry special boy.I didnt know gays were so high in prevelance on this here basket weaving forum
>>533837783My father in law was donated a liver from one of you fagsYou're a self curing disease on society
I don't take photos while changing the oil and filter of my march, why would I need to brag about doing simple braindead easy shit? Do you take pics taking a shit too?
>>533837878Based baquette, you peoples can ride motorcycle very good i always notice.
for me its the 1000cc adventure bike which i will buy thinking i will go offroad but never will
>>533837726I mean, engine being warm makes the oil runny and speeds up getting rid of it. Why would you possibly need to run it to fill the sump or vacuum the dip stick wtf?Also why tf don't motorcycles have this thing my lawn mower has with an oil dump hose so I don't have to fuck around with a bowl of just the right height?
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