travel anywhere in the world …even the most remote like Nome or Novosibirsk or Falklands or Alice Springs .. and you’ll find Chinese food. It’s easier to find fried rice than a cheeseburger. Why can’t the west win the cuisine war? (Even Indian curry is winning)
>>534133386MSG won. Highly addictive
>>534133464Numbah wan
>>534133386I prefer Indian food to Chinese food
>>534133492Sum ting wong
Everyone has access to rice and everyone eats it, it's a staple food. Unlike hamburgers you fucking dolt
>>534133386*americanized chinese food ftfy
>>534133574Sitdown: Indian foodTakeout: Chinese foodIndians haven't figured out how to one-box one-utensil their cuisine like the Chinese have.
Meanwhile I'm from a rural bum fuck town under 10k, but now live in one of the biggest cities in the US, and the Chinese food here fucking sucks ass compared to what the redneck Asians made back home. What the fuck. I swear there was more Chinese restaurants in my shitty city too. The ones here are just hoity toity. I want box Chinese. The fake shit. Fuck the real shit. That's just a flapping bat on noodles and lettuce.
>>534133574You'll love Thai.
>>534133386Except picrel isn't "real" chinese food, as in you will never find that slop being served in China. Picrel is westernized chinese-themed food slop, so did china really win, what is the point being made here?
Cheeseburgers are only considered cheap food in the West, in most of the rest of the world rice is the basis of cheap food.
MSG is bad for u. At least we Indians don't use MSG. Ask your Indian restaurant to make "less ghee, less oily", then it becomes healthier. Plus, restaurant Indian food (like butter chicken) isn't real Indian food. Look up some recipes online. Some ethnic dishes from my side of the country are: poha, upma, dal bhat, khichdi, kolhapuri chicken, etc.>>534133574>>534133464>>534133492>>534133574
>>534133701>sweet potatoes with ricotta and green beansYeah no thanks ...
>>534133386You are welcome.
>>534133386This is true. For example, I found a number of Chinese restaurants in the Caucasus. They were more common than American-style restaurants. Sort of related, but Mexican food was also fairly easy to find. Not Taco Bell shit either, but fairly good approximations of the real thing.
>>534133386…AND THEEEEEEEEEEEN?
>>534133685>bologna >mustard>cheese (optional)>white breadPeak
>>534133386>Implying the food served in the West is actual Chinese food and not some bastardized version.
>>534133901>CaucasusIf you mean the European Caucasus then I call bullshit. You can't even find real Mexican food in Canada.
>>534133859>we Indians>leafchecks out
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWPPPPPP!!!!!
>>534133464you don't even know what MSG is
>>534133386cheap alcohol plus chinese food is good combo. You rinse the taste of horse piss from your mouth with msg.
I LOVE CHINESE FOOD
>>534133386I've never eaten Indian food in my entire life and I never plan to. I'm not even joking.I've never eaten Chinese food either I just assume it's cat meat and gutter oil. Never eaten Japanese either don't really care about Asian cuisine and that makes weebs seethe.
>>534133859>uWhy do poojeets write like teen girls?
How long will it take for the west to realize that MSG is not dangerous?
>>534134176would
>>534133386I'm meeting a slutty Chinese university professor for dinner tonight. Wish me luck with the sideways vagina
>>534133874Italians think a bit too highly of their food. It's only remarkable compared to the rest of Europe. I mean the Dutch consider icecream sprinkles on cold white bread to be a real breakfast.
>>534134338Good luck bro, remember to drink tea while eating Chinese to help wash down the grease
>>534134135Stfu sloped headed mongoloid ape
>>534133386Doubt but there are a lot of Chinese restaurants in bfe USA I think aren’t there more Chinese restaurants than McDonald’s
>>534133574Saars!!!
>>534134053What on earth is a "European Caucasus"? It's Middle Eastern, Asian, whatever you want to call it. But that region is no more "European" than Iran is "European".And call bullshit all you want, but I've traveled and worked there extensively. I've eaten the Chinese and Mexican food. You, on the other hand, have probably never ventured beyond your local Burger King.
>>534134374You're forgetting the butter and it's delicious ya moron
>>534133386Here you go
>>534134020Wtf is that cold cuts / ham in a PB&J? >>534134374This. Greek food is just as good as Italian but theyre humble about it.
>>534134338Even easier, an occidentophile at an Italian restaurant
>>534133386>wumaoslop>goyslop>which one is better?tiresome, all, its, etc
>>534133386unfortunately indian curry make you smell like an indian
>>534135105PB&J with bacon. One of the sandwiches that killed Elvis.
What about burgers. Do they have Burger's?
>>534133386You don't know a damn thing about Chinese food.
Italian food is still king. Show me somewhere that doesn't have pizza or pasta.
>>534133386You realize these are all American inventions right? Tell Chinese food like authentic Mexican food is disgusting. Much like Hawaii, modern China is literally a American invention. Browns invented human sacrifice cannibalism and mud huts.
>>534133386You could say the same about the Latin alphabet and Arabic numerals.
>>534133386>Using the food argumentYou know this is the same argument that the left uses to defend Immigrants when they commit crimes.>"Yes that immigrant raped that woman, but their food tastes so good it's worth it"
>>534134374What is a cuisine you would put above Italian? I would love to hear this. Pizza alone has all but maybe 4 or 5 cuisines beat.
>>534133859>MSG is bad for u. At least we Indians don't use MSGLOL. Nigga you use human shit to season your food
>>534135105>Greek food is just as good as ItalianThere isn't even such thing as Greek food, all of balkans/greece/turkey and most of the levant eat the same food and all claim they invented it.
Indian food and Beaner food are the most overrated food
>>534137801I don't want to rank entire cuisines against each other because that seems pointless. I would say that Italian, French, Greek, Japanese, Chinese (real) and Southern US all have elements within them that I consider my favorites.
>>534137801Japanese, Spanish, Chinese, Portuguese, Brazilian
>>534133386Most of that "Chinese" food isn't even being cooked on site. It gets put in plastic containers for reheating. That's how your $11.99 lunch combo E with fortune cookie and small drink tastes the same as the Chinese place across town and is ready in 4 minutes. Tastes fucking good though.
>>534133574Authentic Chinese > Indian > Chinese-American
>>534133859Only retards eat Indian food cooked by Indians.
>>534138106Maybe the real hotdog was the friends we made along the way.
China won.
>>534138106Maybe he wouldn't feel empty if he actually ate the hotdogs.
>>534133386china food is shit and trash
>>534133681All of you absolutely retarded faggots have never once read your local health inspections. If you weren’t so unbelievably stupid you wouldn’t be eating “food” at these places
>>534133386Subsidization.You know when governments are being paid off to shit on prices.
>>534138201Those are all mid except chinese and its really american chinese
>>534133681>one-box one-utensilHaven't you seen indian street food? They'll pour that goop into a napkin in your hand. Indians don't need boxes or utensils.Indian restaurants are a western invention.
>>534133386Chinese food is American, same as "Mexican" or "Italian" food. picrel
>>534133660these retards are acting like everyone is eating peking duck. they're all eating general tso's which was invented in california.
>>534139371Not really. Italian - American food and texmex are their own thing but still mostly italian and mexican
>>534133386>>534139371see?
>>534133386I order in Eng Rish serve me Slavs dog
>>534139575Italian Americans and Mexican Americans are from Italy and Mexico. What did you expect? For them to make new plants and animals in a lab or something? No, Italians came here to be Americans, because Italy sucks and they couldn't afford meat. When they became Americans, they put meat on the pasta, and the second most famous Italian food was born. You still don't see meatballs on pasta in Italy, and their pizza still sucks compared to ours.This is even more pronounced with "Chinese" food. It's really nothing like the gross food from China.
>>534133386Britain perfected Chinese food
>>534139903Needs pork and vegetables in the fried rice.
>>534133693The flyover yearns for the slop
>>534134410I'm Ukrainian, you seething mutt
>>534134374Still you get it worldwide. Must be the noodle, like Chinese.
>>534139903>>534139966
>>534140061What do you get at an Italian place, if I may ask?
>>534133685This is literally just a hotdog in a flat sliced format.
>>534134176Shitbull justice served.
>>534140147Is that a complaint or just an observation
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