Animals are more afraid of women than men.
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>>534136427The women were so mean.
>>534136427They have seen through people's windows into their houses and seen what women have been doing to the dogs and think the same might happen to them
>>534136427We still have a touch of Eden. Adam was seduced by eve there was no snake, god made evil when he made her
Can confirm. Birds love me. Cheeky little cunts
>>534136832Hey, dude, what are you wearing tonight? ;)
>>534136427>>534136427>THE BEAR CHOOSES THE MAN
>>534136427>Venom emerging from a tennis ball.png
>>534136832Eves mental retardation is the snake.
>>534136427Men feed them more , and are more are familiar to birds.
It’s because women are often needlessly cruel to animals. Idk why. The birds have picked up on this and have learned to avoid women
>>534136427Women have a emotionally chaotic inner world that animals can sense, men do but not as intense or frequent. I live in chicago I can get very close to birds and Rabbits especially usually let me within 2 feet. I am far more calm than most men and have a serene inner state most people don't. Actually over my lifetime I've had several what I would consider spiritual experiences with animals. Snapping turtles even. I've had loons follow my canoe for miles down a lake, playing and swimming under my canoe. Loons always let me get close, moose too (although you better respect moose, and they are deserving of respect). I'm like a real life Disney prince.
Women are terrifying
>>534136427Spitballing here: During our hunter/gatherer times it would have been the women that took the eggs/chicks from the nests.
>>534137713Same... I would say i'm an empath or something. Detect and communicate completely nonverbally. Naturally women nearly always give me atrocious vibes so I guess I'm more of a Disney villian.
>>534136427The birds know the women will fuck them at a moments notice, literally and figuratively.
>>534136427>incels are subhumansIt checks out.
Maybe it's the toxic fumes in their shampoo/makeup/conditioner/perfume
>>534136427This isn’t complicated. Men are more likely to feed birds. Women are more likely to shriek and spazz if a bird gets close.That’s it.
>>534138418I know people put up shiny things that spin around in the wind to scare birds off. I wonder if the sun glare from all the cellphone screens is part of the equation. The constant flashes as a woman takes 1000 pictures of you to post on her Instagram.
>>534137919somenot alldont fall for the culture war
>>534136427Well..Animals can sense evil?
>>534137713loons are extremely territorial and will swim underwater and stab other birds through the chest with their beaks. they wanted to kill you
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