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yucky skinwalker
Red squirrel party.
>>534429746Larry would batter than squirrel
death to greyfurs
>>534429746>implying foreigners are bigger, stronger, and better at survival than the native british
I'm enjoying watching all the Labour/Con/Libdem shills on X complaining that having a migrant centre in your constituency is a 'punishment' today.Are they all far-right?
Just going to stick the green areas with refugees>be gortonJoke's on you farage, you cant make my area anymore pakistan if you tried.
>old blighty beach she aint what she used to be>aint what she used to be>aint what she used to be
>>534430090Why would it be a punishment? By their own claims, values, beliefs, etc. it would enrich their local area and improve the food.
>>534430215the fireworks in gaza were better
>>534430215>Omg omg omg fireworks!!!!! These people are fucking losers
I reckon are Rupert should introduce a law that everyone should have to have an England flag displayed on their property somewhere visible and if they complain, they get deported.
>>534430216Which is why it is confusing so many of them are crying about it, within one parliament would all change their votes.
>>534430489Can I fly a taff flag or will I be deported to wales?
>>534430462Tru dat>>534430470Ok abdul
>>534430215They should get fucking battered by the locals for putting kids in danger and shitting up the place. Feminism was a mistake.
>>534430090>If anything, it makes more sense to place them in the most patriotic areas of the country. Create jobs, give local people the opportunity to play a part in cleaning up their town and restoring order and safety in Britain, and ensure that any attempts at sabotage are swiftly and forcefully shut down. — Charlie Downs on Reform’s migrant detention policy Restore, who have spent all day seething about Reform’s policy, want to detain them in “patriotic areas of the country” instead.
>>534430014>implying there's a problem with the forren squirrel and "something should be done" about the forren squirrel
>>534429746LOLnow do a Restore squirrel flyer that has a Red Squirrel on it
>>534430606as long as its a flag from the UK it should be permitted yeah. But if someone says nah flag shagger etc then we deport em. I can't think of any country where their own people think flying their flag is bad
>>534431014*other country.its just us. well actually maybe Germany but that might just be Merkel idk
>>534431014What if an Anglo calls me a flagshagger? Do they deported to Europe?
Please make it stop.
>>534431014British people people need kicking back to their own countries, millions must go.England must be purged rejoin the catholic church, church of england is not what it once was.
That broke the script kek.
>>534431416>his countrymen
>>534430636>Omg omg omg I'm baiting!!!!You are a fucking loser.
heheh
>>534431750kek
>>534431568They're worse than cuckoos, or kikes. Really have no shame.
>>534431416so, if I were to hypothetically tell this guy to 'fuck off home lad', he would instinctively assume I meant scotland? Is that how it works, or nah?
>>534431750>Two killedHas the foreign office claimed dips on them being British yet?
Reform was dumb for announcing their detention policy over X, but now Restore has gone and outdone it by saying that illegal migrants should be detained in “patriotic” (i.e. socially conservative, working class) parts of the country instead. So they’re criticising Reform and in the same breath justifying sending countless illegal migrants to “patriotic” areas because it will be good for ‘muh local economeh’. Honestly speechless seeing that Downes tweet today. The party is neck deep in Toryism and it feels like the beginning of the end.
>>534430216Farage is saying he'll build detention centres in those areas not increase migration to them. I don't want an Ambulance station to be built next door but it doesn't mean i'm against emergency care
>>534432159oh I've had a lot to say on it on fb today lmao
>>534432159>The party is neck deep in Toryism and it feels like the beginning of the end.we still got three years until the next scheduled GE anonthey'll be plenty more reforms, restores and so much more in that time frameit's only been two years
>>534431830I suppose it is for them. At the moment.
>>534432159>rumourmongingYou're terrified.
>>534431750god i love britneystill would
imagine the UK in another 50 years https://youtu.be/zckpSv0Lk-0
BREAKING NEWSSir David Attenborough has passed a way-too-tall traffic light en route to the pub.
>>534431750Oops I did it again....
what i say when somebody asks me my political opinion:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHNH7rCClYU
>>534432159Its interesting in that reform have put libtards in an impossible situation: they cant be against the enrichment without being raciss and they cant be for it without tanking votes.Whats that scotch anthrax isand called, they can go there.
>>534433229She's still got it!
>>534432159post the post
Reform candidate for haydock Stephen Mousdell has a gay gimp boyfriend who post on the website twpornstars.
>>534430774>>534430090I like how this stupid subject is a political football rather than a practical solutionWe're literally an archipelago. There's enough barren rocks in the sea nearby to encamp these illegals before deportation. But somehow they need to be located near ((population centres)) for unspecified reasons.
>>534433739Must be buddies with Keir
>>534433739They should stand him in brighton
>>534433739As you can see, he's the one in the yellow hi viz
>>534430090NIMBY>patriotic virtue posting
>>534433847They'd prefer to be kneeling
>>534433881>orlrite STEEEEEEE?
>>534433739
>voting intention: Great Yarmouth First (Restore) 44%Gonna be a lot more glowie shills on here in a few more days, once it becomes clear that the whole country is moving in that direction.
What happened to me? I am a british guy who is 25 and when I was in primary school 5-11 years old (2006-2012) I was sometimes taken out of class by a lady in a suit who was not a school employee, she had the permission of the school to take me out of my lessons and she would take me to this remote room in the school. In the room, I was told to close my eyes and tell them what was on a sheet of paper that was held about half a meter in front of my face. They also put headphones on me and played weird sounds and told me to write down what came into my mind. I also had this thing where the lady would hold my hands and we would both close our eyes and I was told to think of what came into my mind when weird acoustic sounds played. I was alone in this room with this woman and was not molested. Sometimes there was a guy in a black / grey suit with her with a couple of briefcases and they would never say anything to each other Infront of me. Can anyone explain this? I was one of 2 people in my year of 60 who was gifted and talented and wonder if this has anything to do with it. I have experienced some paranormal stuff before, 1 ufo sighting, 1 alien sighting ect, and wonder if my experience has anything to do with that. The "tests" that happened to me were not traumatic just very strange. I remember asking for the womans name and I was told "mrs lawrence". What the hell happened to me?
>>534430090>complaining that having a migrant centre in your constituency is a 'punishment' today.They're denouncing migrant detention centres from the principle that no such centres should exist, not just on a NIMBY basisSimilarly, threatening to do *anything* to constituencies just because you didn't get enough votes there is a spiteful shitheel tactic regardless of what it is you're threatening to doThis isn't a clever 'gotcha', you're just intentionally misunderstanding your enemies' complaints
>>534433943Fat sargon the downy retard bastard supports his master going on xitter to bully vulnerable children though.
>>534434498Retards should be ridiculed. It helps them develop into a normal person.
>>534433514Gruinard.
>>534433739Bit homophobic to criticise that, isn't it.
>>534433739Looking bearish for Reform
>>534433229Blerted on her a couple of times when I was in secondary school. Didn't want to say anything about it like because that's just the kind of thing I do like.
>>534434643you gotta do it constructively though which is hard if you're doing it to compensate for your own securitieswhat people who practice "tough love" actually practice is just "active self-preservation" which is cowardly you break them down to pull them up, you don't just break them down, most people can't manage that thoughespecially not in the fucking UK lmfaowe've all had bad bosses
>>534434335Looks like they are looking for people with psychic abilities. Everyone has them to a certain extent, telepathy is 100% real for example.Its likely the teachers noticed you had more than average ability but the tests showed you didn't have they level needed.
>>534434335you're the british equivalent of a G.A.T.E kidI almost got done by the same shit but I got disregarded for entering my "teenage burnout" stage too quicklyI def passed the entry test though, some people came to my school to meet methen I rugby tackled a teacher one day and they disappeared just like the men in blackhonestly it all feels like a weird dream nowvery MIB
https://youtu.be/qL6opiEkpVw?t=2237
>>534434935kek
>>534434335It was a test to find spackers who would repost /adv/ shit in the future
>>534433739>Haydock? More like Heyyycock
>>534434711Its worse than just being gayGo to twpornstars com and search the user DannyWyattXXX
>>534435432top kek
Fuck me there are some absolute dogshit takes in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc5NSUrnF70
>>534435562and you just contributed to them, good job
>>534434269Been that way since I first posted about em.
>>534435562first time?
>>534435178Future you won't laugh quite so easily anon.
>>534435768
>>534434498Fail to see how that comment could be considered bullying.
>>534434269it's crazy how Yarmouth is gradually becoming this Florida-style turning point constituency latelyused to love Yarmouth, daren't even think about how things are going for seaside towns like them todaydidn't they depend almost entirely on fishing and tourism?ain't good
>>534435822can i shag the mantis
>>534435768https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Telepathy_Tapes
>>534435677You're getting defensive because you assumed I was talking about you. Interesting, let's have a quick look at your contribution to the thread so far.
>>534435883Yes, but only once
>>534435822All part of the take over plan.
>>534435917kek
>>534435905yes and I'm man enough to admit itmy output hasn't been greatit's an off-day for mestill think you sound like a cunt though
>>534435917i can go more than once
just scammed a jeet kek>bank holiday callout>dumb old jeets cant refil their own boiler>get to the house >all those animal cow and elephant statues everywhere>refil it>cunts leaking down to the skiring>notmyproblem.jpg>charge them double cus its the holiday>dumb cunts gabe me a tip toowaiting ofr another chargeout in a couple weeks when the boiler lost pressure again KEK ez money serves the old shitskins right when they get mold.
>>534435968I had a look, you should post a lot less.
>>534435991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KBsy-n99k
>>534430090I mean if you're a Green voter then you probably don't want migrant detention centres at all, whether they're near you or not
>>534436073I'm working on it!thanks pal
>>534432721> illegallyOf course all the legal shit skins are perfectly ok.
>>534436073watch out everybody self appointed thread prefectwhat a fucking dork
>>534435991>he doesn't know
>>534436034doin' gods work anon.
>>534436101would
>>534436149Another insecure lad, low T?
>>534436137The Reform proposal in question is specifically detention centres for illegal migrants
>>534436034I disapprove of this kind of unprofessionalism.You should have simply refused the job on moral and ethical grounds.
>>534436034And tonight on "It never happened".....>>534436137Nah, gonna trebuchet the illegals first, then the legals. Keep up.>>534436193Dirty fecker.
>>534436158no i know i can go more than once
>>534435892Interesting ty anon.https://bialikbreakdown.substack.com/p/the-cias-uap-and-alien-research-their
>>534436204ill give you a shot of my t up your reard end and you'll sprouting backne for months dude
>>534436274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KBsy-n99k
>>534436375you silly bitch >>534436101
>>534436345saved, cheers lad
>>534436365>Homosexual The insecurity makes sense now.
>>534436263>>534436271found the jeets kek
>>534430014Grey can't talk shit to a pine martin though
>>534436451you're rattled boy
Might start Diogenesmaxxing
>>534436410aha
>>534436511You're the one trying to act hard talking about gay rape. You are projecting.
>>534436483Brush your teeth.
>>534436515someone in the last thread said about "churls" in a way that made them see very "Diogenes"start by being a "non-servile peasant" firstthen you might be able to graduate to living in an old barrell
>>534436586gay rape? i thought you wanted my testosterone
>>534436586>trying to act hard talking about gay rapeI suspect he actually is hard talking about it
>Bad takes, insecurities and rampant homosexuality Bye then.
>>534436696no i am hard but it's cos of all the mantis talk before
ABSOLUTE M A D L A D
>>534436728mogged
>>534436797how is pakistan independent when they're all coming here?
your heckin based reform alternative, sir
>>534436728thing is that's not just brit/pol/that's literally the whole island
>>534436595>namefag dramalol stfu jeet
>quick, run the UFO, mind control, covi, flat earth shit agen before they all vote in HitlerStill waiting for future me to come through with those promises from that letter they wrote past me a couple of times.
DAVID PAULDEN IS A NONCE
>>534436867Pakistan gets about $4bn a year in foreign aid. https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/DT.ODA.ODAT.CD?locations=PK>>534436954>rumbledDance malpa.
>>534437058HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
>>534437043do you think if present and future you were in a relationship one of you would transition or would you take no extra steps keep the relationship as gay as possible? if so which one of you would transition? the present you with more chance to pass or the older, future you perhaps taking advantage of technology from the future to pass better? quite the conundrum
>>534437102what a weird cunt he is lmaoalso, very true
>deportation facility in one's area
>>534436877Restore is having an absolute mare over this. Now Carl Benjamin is seething at the idea of migrants being temporarily detained in “soft, southern areas” of England. Presumably the ResTory Party doesn’t want any votes from people in the Norf then.
vote Labour
I've never met a single sane, intelligent person who believes in alien abduction and/or feels the need to prattle on about it should the subject arise. I always get the sense it's just a way of derailing threads for whatever reason. Go chat with schizo teenagers on /x/ instead.
I was probed by an alien
>>534437395alien abductions are just as believable as voting changing anything for the average person
>I mean you have reffo hotels now in your area but deportation areas where they got told to fuck off? That would hecking lower the tone wouldn't it?Who wrote this script?
realistically speaking if aliens did exist we'd be the ones probing them we'd be fucking them too
>>534437568hey Schlomo
>>534437678found the alien shagger
>>534437568Would I telepathically thought crime the shit outta it? Heck yeah. Might even toss in a little telekinetic downstairs tickle.
>>534435393you're just jealous you aren't psychic, so that makes you the real spacker
>>534437765thats hot
>>534436877This whole thing is just retards skirting around each other with innuendo >Reform: "We'll put migrant centres in areas that don't vote for us!">You're going to drop roving boatwogs on people's homes?>"N-n-no, of course not, they'll be kept secure and won't have any negative impact on the area">So why would Green et al. voters care?>"Well, because the woke won't like it one bit!">Greens: "It's disgraceful that they'd threaten to put migrants in detention centres!">So what will you do about the boatwogs?>"Erm, well, we definitely *wouldn't* put them in detention centres!">Yes, but what *would* you do>"It's just awful, the way they talk about innocent refugees"
>>534437782lolleroni!
>>534437765Do green aliens have pink nips?
>>534436639Based some of my favourite moments of his are him observing a prostitues son throwing rocks and telling careful you might hit your dad, and him purposely shitting himself during Platos lectures to disrupt them, the man was an absolute menace
>>534437897no but they have pink arseholes
>>534432159the difference is they'll be prison camps, not hotels -- if the wogs aren't able to roam anywhere it doesn’t make a difference where the facility is, but putting one of them in a green district is just gonna slow the whole operation down to a crawl because of protestslook on the bright side, you can treat it like going to the zoo on the weekend
>>534437533It’s the same script CCHQ has given to Tory MPs and influencers. Restore wants the same working class, socially-conservative parts of (northern) England that have had to accommodate the lion’s share of migrant hotels under the Tories to now have all the detention centres too. But it’s ok, because their posh twink influencers say it’ll boost their local economy, so I suppose they should be grateful.
>>534437958what if their shits are toxic? hear me out here getting a bit of human shit on your dick is bad enough but what if it melts your nob off how will we anal the aliens then?
25 minutes until kinohttps://rumble.com/v79e6y4-is-a-third-position-the-only-way-special-guest-dan-from-the-nrp-joins-the-s.html
>>534438118
>>534436503If that mattered, grey squirrels wouldn't be thriving.
>>534437568Not for me. Unless they are equids.
>>534438118create thick silicon condoms that will protect your dick from any dick-melting-alien-shit
>>534438173not that differnet from the mrs discharge
>>534437897Translucent shimmer effect purple shifting to goldy tones when arroused.
my wife
https://odysee.com/@NaTaS:9c/war-low-rider-(80's-remix):1Happy birthday big man
>>534438224but is anyone working on it right now? look at covid and the mask and vaccine disaster that waswhat if one day they're here and we're not ready? how many nobs will we lose in the process?
>>534437533Restore are literally run by sargoy orbitersremember the last time sargon was allowed near a political party?
>>534438118Just give me a rinse out first.>>534438282Bit horsey. Get the feeling she'd be keen on apple; finger back, palm flat naturally.
PATTERN RECOGNITIONPATTERN UTILIZATIONPATTERN CREATION
He's spun up a new ID kek.
>>534437765>paint me like one of your zeta reticulan girls
>>534438411too many too many
>>534438282Based waifu queen
>>534438427You'd think he would have learned a lesson, and developed the requisite humility to stay at the periphery rather than wading in and bringing all his baggage with him to the detriment of this new movementBut apparently not
>>534438427Remember the last time Farage was allowed near political parties?
>>534438531LOL what's the lore behind this guy ? I've seen his face a few times on brit/pol
lora larps going on tonight eh
>>534438629he's a good la
>>534434908It's politics not a hug box for low IQ spastics
can one of you glowniggers splain me the difference between 'reform' and 'restore' and why they aren't the same party?
>>534438427>What do you say when Farage puts a migrant camp in a soft southern area which voted 37% Greens, and the migrants start raping children? Compressing constitutencies down into the minority who win the election is irresponsible. — Carl Benjamin on Reform’s migrant detention policy The man is utterly retarded. Restore can kiss goodbye to winning any seats in the north of England.
>>534438629He's a seethe generator, alas we have no engine to utlise the potent fuel.
>>534438688no seriously who is he? why do people keep calling him a nonce haha
British Sudanese, yay or nay?
>>534438790
>>534438790its shrimples restore is a party that wants to get rid of wogsreform is a party filled with wogs and run by a wog
>>534436595Flushed the disgusting third worlder
>>534438861genuinely way too much to explain lad, like five years of lore and then some
>>534438901yeah but what would reform say to this?
>>534438743look mate even the spartans knew you only broke down resistance, to build harder resistanceimproper teachers were rooted out and made examples of
>>534438880Sudanese nuts nigga lmao
ok lads i hope you had fun...but unfortunately we are going back to doing russian noses on twitch... exclusively.there of course was that line about casting a wider net because of the light versus dark thing. but we have a job to do innit bruv swear on fuck itself.feel free to lurk those russians we will be doing at least one per day from here on out. (maybe we'll sneak a message in from time to time).but yeah gg everybodys nose itchesok bye
>>534438901More british then u m8
>>534438947one paragraph will do, I NEED to know
>>534438890funny how the massive chad balls have been removed, presumably by some kike focus group
>>534438629holy fuck lad you are green
well well well
>>534438954Reform would say that they want to get rid of illegals (but not legals), while Restore is not a serious party
>>534438999A fake and gay 77th meme to do pic related
>>534439042I am, I just wanna know who this nonce is
>>534439060what isn't antiseismetic at this point?Having a functioning brain is.Noticing basic patterns is.Not sucking down shit sandwiches is.
>>534438909lmfao>>534438965ahahaha>>534438999>scouser>started posting exclusively as a political / philosophical poster>dominated the general quickly>anons and one or two namefags started dogpiling>josh / gobbo used their own tactics against them>been a blood feud between them for over five years>them trying to make him seethe / spook him into fucking off>instead he all but "destroyed" the general so its mostly just goodlads and a few nobheads now>scorched earth ftw>he's called the nonce because he rightly called out the chief namefag from years ago out on his nihilism and alcoholism which would negatively affect his kid>anons just kept repeating "nonce" for days / weeks / months after this>josh started using this as bait and leaning into it>became known as the goblin nonce>proudly took upon this mantle and went on to dominate the general for years relentlessly
>>534439037I tend not to look at men's groin, drawings nor otherwise.
>>534438963You seem to be mistaken. We're not trying to use logic and reason to win an intellectual debate with every single fucking 70IQ mentally unwell fuckwit. The mong he replied to is the symptom of a decline in this county, the decline won't be reversed by fretting over the feelings of whinging spazmaloids.
>>534439115it's the leader of the Green party zack polanski
>>534439060He does actually look like that thoughbeitThe only bit it got wrong was the eyebrows, Polanski's aren't nearly that pronounced IRL
>>534439063>Reform is a serious partyReform in a nutshell
>>534439156criticism of Israelany crime where the victim is reported as Jewish
>>534439158Blowing smoke up your own arse, josh.
>>534438986
>>534438790>splain me the difference between 'reform' and 'restore' This should suffice.
>>534439158>scouser>philosophicaldon't believe you mate.
>>534439169too masculine, too problematic. They had to go.
http://archive.today/C8ZVk
>>534439229It is what Reform would say, though their definition of 'a serious party' is questionable (serious = full of washed-up former Tory ministers with questionable track records in office)
>>534439115exactly thatjosh is a locow in the classic sensehe started posting on brit/pol/ as himself, probably even earlier threads idk, and him doing so caused a hubbub so he leaned into itthis caused controversy, as lolcows often donow his very idiosyncrasies such as the way he'd talk and the inside jokes he's made are baked into this generalI've dealt with this by being as neutral to it as possible and playing along with the larp if ever a josh-ish post is mademost lolcows eventually regret their attention seeking as they grow older and consequences happen and people like josh arguably must always existto remind all of us to not beI don't mind him, he's okay, we've had some good talks in the past but a stoic approach is best
>>534439060>>534439220kek its like that black footballer who if you drew accurately it would be a hate crime
>>534438790>>534438790>difference between 'reform' and 'restore'
>>534439326>British NationalsMy pattern recognition is going off again
>>534439277You know for a fact these indians hate nige's guts but are operating on a pure lust for power
>>534436877That's just traditional pork barreling
>>534439257
>>534439229>muh Reform I don’t care. Restore wants to put even more illegal migrants into the same “patriotic” working class seats that Restore is (supposedly) trying to win. That’s clown shoe shit.
>>534439542How much Izzat will these poos lose when Nige jacks Reform in a week before the election?
>>534439302oh you'd be surprised matehe unironically has some of the best takes in this general, just doesn't utter them often because pearls before swine innit
>SAAR my name "Aaron Roy" I am good boy indian national labour voter I no change my ideology And they STILL put him in. Vote for snakes. Get snakes
>>534439697>Restore wants to put even more illegal migrants into the same “patriotic” working class seatsCitation needed
>>534439752josh ur like the michael alig of this generaldid u know michael alig died during the pandemicvery sadI liked him even if he was a gay party monster who murdered an ethnic for some reasonyes this makes me the james st jamesI don't make the rules
>>534439764>defecation
>>534439865redpill me on michael aligam playing warframespoonfeed me daddy
>clews online with blackshirt lad
>>534439918Reported to reform HQ
>>534439752Except when it comes to butter.
baseddumb bitch>>534440090I can't believe it wasn't butter
>>534440006watch the Macauley Culkin movie Party Monster based on James St James book "Disco Bloodbath"Alig had a way with promotion, the words and phrases he used up to the entire cultural movement he was involved with, and whenever I hear something in a brit/pol/ thread like>alri la>ffs reminds me of alicaetc it reminds me of Michael Alig making New York his bitch, because that's just what he did tooand it's a comedy so it's like more Fear and Loathing than something like Trainspotting which makes it fun to watch
>>534438947Could we not just summarise and say he's from a mentalist half way house?
>>534439863Charlie Downey made the (fairly retarded) argument that you could ackshually put migrant centres in pro-Restore areas as a jobs creation scheme + to make it harder for lefties to organise demos outside, as though they don't just bus people in anyway (see: >>534436877)Lowe's Twitter statement was the far, far more reasonable position of 'hold them wherever will facilitate getting them shipped out fastest, do not make it a partisan point-scoring exercise' (see: >>534432721)Ongoing problem with Restore being that the left hand and right hand are totally uncoordinated, and you'll get completely different answers to the same question from the party spokesman, the party leader, and whoever it is who runs the leader's Twitter account
>>534440185Lurpak spreadable is basically flavoured machine lubricant.
>>534440187>Macauley Culkinwas in a band called 'pizza underground'
>>534438790Reform is a centrist party that is happy to operate within the blairite system.Restore wants to abolish it and reverse every policy that cunt introduced
>>534440255Is that true
>>534440313okay and why aren't they the same party? What is it they think people want?
>>534440273yeah that's news again actually apparently a new michael jackson movie just came outclearly being friends with michael jackson worked out GREAT for him right
>>534438364Jeets are worse than pakistanis
>>534440187ahahaI will most certainly have to look into himcheers ladhe might end up one of my idolsmy current idols are>myself>aleister crowley>roy cohn>alexander duggan (the jackal)>lorne malvo>terence mckenna>diogenes>eddie>>534440255I already knew I was an absolute machine lad, you didn't need to tell me that
>>534440013Orla Minihane appears to be the Restore equivalent. Feminist wearing conservatism as a skinsuit.
i'd genuinely vote for a party whos key policy was offering voluntary euthanasia for anyone with a iq above 90 stuck in this fucking shithole
>>534440339I've used margarine in lieu of grease before. >>534440423Clever sosij.
>>534440557If you have an IQ above 90, you should be able to work out how to kys without state intervention
>>534440423well he was gay as shit but there's like the movie, the books, a couple documentaries, he was the whole "club kid" thing and what he did to create that is very much like "josh from brit/pol/"I'm asked if I'm josh from brit/pol/ in outerchan sometimes and obviously I'm notI liked him, he got done in by a fent overdose like two years after getting out of prison for it lmfaoit's a good movie, if you like "woah dude trippy" movies it's like a trippy comedyI caught it on channel 4 back in the late 2000s when people were still eurotrash about it
>>534440557Brush your teeth yet?
>>534440636watching a lot more films atm because I don't wanna use me soundbar n boombox with being in the hostel. so just watching stuff on me laptop while I game. will defo give it a whirl at some point soon mate, cheers, sounds interesting
>>534440642No one likes you poopesh.
he's talking to himself again
>>534440879I like me, and so do I.
>>534440748no worriesstill to relate that to the ongoing conversationjosh is someone who somehow made his idiosyncrasies stick and it's a brit/pol/ meme for that reasonwhen I was in the youth hostel, watched the most shit in my lifeyou think x-files is too long until you finish x-files and then you're like damn I'm clearly still tripping balls and I don't know what to watch nowget a nice little collection going
>>534441014I've been watching euphoria again with zendayaits actually quite deep with its critique on mental health stuffyou might like that if you can get past the teen drama stuffI glaze over when that comes on
>>534433229Yarg, we have hybrid red/grey here, I'm cheering for them!
>>534441124What's cheese got to do with it?
>>534440934Community engagement efforts must have failed already.
>>534441105Euphoria wasn't a thing back then, I was into Skin and Glue, which had just come outUtopia was premiering too which you could argue had the same "youth culture" focusproblem with HBO stuff is they take too much liberties on them owning their own cable network that they can literally produce porn if they wantthere was this whole gay sex scene in "High Maintenance" which was a happy show about a weed dealerfull dickslapping and everythngthat was porn, straight up"High Maintenance" was a fun show before that happened.I get why people watch Euphoria but feel like that's where I get off. I mean like get off the train not get off in my trousers.
>>534441124KEK
>>534441329I only realised this time round that rue is high functioning autistic kek
>>534437298Thats because its fucking stupid idea. Restores policy is to build on uninhabited islands like st kilda.
No matter if I get called Jewish or brown, I know the hands that typed it are brown.
>>534439060Its not even a caricature it looks just like him
Whack-an-argie is harder when the argies breath doesn't stink. Just as well he can't afford toothpaste.
>>534441503hey well I like watching sydney sweeny webms as much as the next person but there's a point where the sexiness harms the story tellingfrankie from skins had banging tits and we all watched that clip where she danced in her room with massive tits a lothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OATbhVF90Ubut as sexy as this was it didn't distract away from the fact that frankie was dealing with the trauma related to the loss of her friend in bad ways and that was the point of the tit bounceto not be sexy, but to be sadsydney sweeny bouncing around in a fetishistic puppy outfit isn't the same imothat being said it's just the same show for different generationsfor me like my shangri-la period happened during the 2016 presidential campaign run-up, I was dropping 1p-lsd and watching Wilfred and House M.D a lot, absolutely determined to get to the bottom of itwhat I'm saying is having a different harddrive for tv and a different one for movies is a shouttv is way bigger than movies
>>534441954>boggos attempt at flirting
>>534441865kek>>534442057double kek>>534441970saw a pic of her as a bloke the other day (sydney) like, if she was the opposite sex she would be an incel KEK, read redpill
>No matter if I get called Jewish or brown, I know the hands that typed it are brown.
>>534433943Why is Benjamin such a fucking pussy
>>534442443State of that tie.
>>534442306Why would Polanski say that? His voter base is brown.>>534442443Don't forget he still thinks everything that is happening is due to incompetence rather than outright malice.
>>534441954Hindu rape rats at it again.
>>534441954B-but, I thought women liked assertive, confident men?..
>>534442585Tatecels think that.
>>534441954>>534442554ThisWhy are stinky jeets so rapey?Deport Hindu rape rats.
>>534442700Based>>534442700'Pert>>534442700Edish>>534442700
>>534433943>a partisan attack on political opponentsgod forbid
>>534442501Ironic that he always makes such a weird big deal about wearing ties even though the cunt always wears jeans even at professional events
>>534442231people hold her up as a sex idol because she has great tits but she actually has some kind of lovecraft-esque resting fish facewhich is beside the point, all of her scenes are fetish-fuel and not even fetish-fuel that advances the plotskins is great, glue was a dece cop show, utopia has such a cult rep now post-pandemic you'd be retarded to not get itbut the best shows are the american ones with like 24 episodes per seasonever wanted to watch Buffy/Angel? now is the time
>>534442966yeah and its because she seems accessible because she's what I think people call a butterfaceshe's basically your average white girl that most guys can probably fuck but with added quality because she's rich and she's smart so knows how to play on it. but also has a sick rack
>>534442928I don't like ties. They are basically a noose.
A50 eyes btw that of philosophers and kings
>>534443099hey she figured out what worked and made it work for her, I'm not anti-herjust thinking about this in the realm of like "shit I used to watch to waste time in the hostel"you should watch Danger 5you can watch both seasons in one night but you should probably wait until after you've eaten a fistful of mushrooms or something like that to get the full effect
>>534443278eyes of cottaging enthusiast
>>534443313twin peaks too hehe
>>534443462abso-fucking-lutelytwin peaks season starts in feb on twin peaks daygreat time to watch twin peaks season two and three
>>534429746>BBC reporting on an empty carparkDefund the BBC lads>mRNA poison shotFuck off with that shit
>>534440631its not a argument of knowing how to kill yourself, more so its a issue that 99% of the ways are painful as fuck
>>534443683the most painful part is the way that just before the end you're psyche accepts its lot and it begins to separate away from the selfthat's actually the most painful part I'd reckonnot being able to breathe was a doddle compared to the quiet reckoning between myself and my maker as I surrendered all I was upon ityou have to tear yourself away from your selfyour self doesn't want to give it upwould not recommend it's like a 4/10 from me, dog
>>534443683https://youtu.be/niMNRW1iZEg
>>534443967bum-bum-bm-bummmbum-bumbum-bm-bummm
https://xcancel.com/GBPolitcs/status/2050894895611597144#m heheheh
I thought Yuros didn't have squirrels? Why do they freak out so much when they see them on the Mont-Royal? I swear its the same reaction as the first time I came across a mountain goat while climbing.
