RESULTS WILL COME IN AT 10PM BST>Who did you vote for?https://strawpoll.com/wby5QLY3XyA>May elections live: Badenoch rows back on Reform pacts as millions cast their voteshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/may/07/may-local-elections-polls-open-england-scotland-wales-uk-politics-latest-news-updates>2026 election results: latest from local, Scottish and Welsh voteshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2026/may/07/local-elections-2026-may-full-results-england-scotland-wales>Superdry co-founder James Holder jailed for eight years for raping womanhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/07/superdry-co-founder-james-holder-jailed-rape>Election monitors note instances of voters in England turned away over IDhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/07/local-elections-england-monitors-voters-id>JD Sports says Iran war and youth unemployment to hit consumer spendinghttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/07/jd-sports-warns-iran-war-could-hit-consumer-spending-and-raise-prices>Revealed: owner of former WH Smith stores is charging fee to use fictitious ‘family’ brandhttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/07/revealed-owner-of-former-wh-smith-stores-is-charging-fee-to-use-fictitious-family-brand>Doctors’ union drops opposition to Cass review of NHS gender healthcarehttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/07/doctors-union-cass-review-nhs-gender-healthcare>The Only Way Is Essex star Jake Hall found dead in Mallorcahttps://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/may/07/the-only-way-is-essex-jake-hall-found-dead-mallorca-towie
Predict Keir's response on a Friday>There is none, he doesn't work Fridays
1st for green landslide
comfy
walkable polling station
What's going on here then?
>>534622554>green landslidepolls are looking great. reform pensioners all stayed at home it seems. you can't hold down the urban youth forever
>>534622413>Who did you vote for?Nobody because there's nothing happening in my area, but I'm sending Reform good thoughts
>>534622832It's all fine and dandy until you realise you are going to be swamped with british people living nextdoor
>>534622788There's a gagging order on this lad, which means you're not even allowed to speculate on how much vaseline was being used.
For some reason i think Reform might get a slight increase in seats from last time
>BIRMINGHAM PRO REFORM >BIRMINGHAM PRO REFORMThe last poll in Birmingham had the following results:>REFORM 47>IND 17>CON 6>LIB 5>GREENS 10>LABOUR 14 (-51)(Source: More in Common)if Birmingham goes Reform it'll be the funniest fucking thing
>>534622962>There's a gagging order on this lad,Starmer really used to get his money's worth
>>534623005youve gotta be fucking dumb bruv if you think 50% of birmingham is voting for this fash grifter lolhave you even been to birmingham? get a grip bruv
>>534622962Shut up, kek.
>>534622919I voted reform because restore was not an option, I hope for defections once the ball gets moving with Restore.
>>534622919God I hate that "Dogs at Polling Stations" slop.
>>534622554i was going to vote Green to see what happened but the car park was so busy and so many foreigners i changed it to Reform
>>534622413I voted greens as i lived in a Muslim area, i hope you all followed the plan, this could very well be Starmers last day in the fuherer bunker.
>>534623218I know I followed through to the Revolutionary cause... unfortunately many comrades fell for it... yet again.
>>534623068A funny trend in the last election is that the Sweden Democrats (against immigration and islam) had a pretty high support among migrant groups, they had a higher support among migrant women than they had among Swedish born womenThere is a theory that migrants who come to a country and had to work hard and who followed the law are starting to vote for partys that want less immigration because they are seeing all the niggers and wogs destroying everything for all the non-nativesBasically older migrants hate the younger ones because they create chaosBut what do i know i am just some dumb frog-poster
>>534623285>There is a theory that migrants who come to a country and had to work hard and who followed the lawNot very many of those in Birmingham
>>534623118Was about to post the same thing. Guarantee it's the same people knitting cozies for post boxes.
>>534622617kek he's literally this guy
>>534623371All the post boxes near me have been sealed off and smell of dog piss. Knitting a cozy at least makes them somewhat presentable.
>>534623338believe it or not, people who came here illegally 20 years ago or more see themselves as different and better to those arriving now. even if they never worked, they believe themselves superior.
>>534622617Should send it all to the Ukraine
>>534623068Birmingham is a shithole that has been utterly destroyed by third-worlders. Farage is a centrist. If you think he's fascist just wait till you see what's down the pipeline in the coming decade if Restore don't get in at the next election.
>>534623270kek
>>534623702lol birmingham clears tho. you get anything you want in birmingham and more. one of europes sickest cities.>restorelol if u actually think this fash grifter will ever get close to power youre utterly deluded lol. check how many seats Low is gonna get tonight compraed to the GREEN ARMY
Who are they voting for?
>>534623702Kek at that image.>Manboobs>Retarded inbred>Shit stains on whatever rags he's wearing
>Conservatives>LabourCentre politics maintaining status quo, dead.>GreensLunatics>ReformUniparty of Tory and Labour MPs.>Liberal Democrat and othersIrrelevantWe are so spoiled for choice. I'm not voting for any of these parties because they don't represent me. For the majority it's either Greens or Reform, and when either party will inevitably fail we will push further into far-left and far-right politics.
I really don't want to vote Reform but all the other candidates are pakis/niggers/arabs.
>>534623524>people who came here illegally 20 years ago or more see themselves as different and better to those arriving nowI really don't see that there's much of a gulf between Pakistanis/Bangladeshis who arrived in the '60s Vs Pakistanis/Bangladeshis who arrived in the 2000s Vs Pakistanis/Bangladeshis who arrives yesterdayA lot of this received wisdom about how older immigrants don't like newer immigrants really only applies when they're from different ethnic groups, e.g. old Turks in Germany don't like the newer Syrians, old West Indians in London don't like the newer West African arrivals, etc. and they start brushing up against conflicting, alien cultures. With Birmingham, it's just their fucking nephews & nieces flying over from the motherland
>>534623702>open google maps>go to birmingham>drop streetview guy somewhere random>how many clicks to see a brown or a brown shop0 for picrel, hit it first try
I'm predicting Labour will do well but barely remain in office but will be defeated by a coalition happening between two third parties. Probably Greens and Reform or Conservatives and Reform.
>>534624037It's not a general election m8...
When can you remove your hard hat on site? A. When no one's watching B. Only in designated safe areas C. After lunch D. During breaks
>>534624037>barely remain in office
>>534623285>Sweden Democrats (against immigration and islam)they are against free speech and pro kikes"Två 16-åriga gymnasieelever i Trollhättan döms för hets mot folkgrupp. Bland annat har de "förringat Förintelsen" genom att ifrågasätta att 6 miljoner judar dog. De hade båda dömts till fängelse om de varit vuxna, enligt domstolen.""Riksdagspartierna med Sverigedemokraterna i spetsen häromåret utvidgade HMF-lagstiftningen så att det blev olagligt att "förringa Förintelsen". SD har beslutat att åsiktslagen ska vara kvar eftersom partiet vill använda den mot antisemiter."
>>534624063shhhhh don't tell him
>>534624063Local Elections can and have lead to general elections. If Labour get wiped out there's an extremely high likelihood of a leadership challenge and Keir has said numerous times that he will call for a GE if that happens.
Honest question. How do you even find attractive girls to date/shag? How rich do I have to be?I own my own house, do women like home owners?
>>534624106Yeah they are super pro-jewsAlso they used to be against the HMF-law but for some reason when they got some power after the election in 2022 they just dropped thatWeird how that works
>>534624262>Keir has said numerous times that he will call for a GE if that happens.Link?
>>534624071A.
>>534601737just got back from earning money from my work.I don't have a house, so I am fucked if I am going to contribute to this shitshow through taxes.
>>534624312Each time a leadership challenged has brewed, leaders within the Labour Cabinet (rather than just the Whip) have confirmed that a GE is being used as a threat by Starmer to prevent them from doing so.aka "either I'm in charge or none of us are." I believe there was a round of news like 2 days ago about backbenchers preparing to try get rid of him if today goes very poorly
>>534624262I've said it before in other threads, but I genuinely have a mental image of Kier Starmer going around Westminster with a suicide vest asking who's brave enough to oust him.>>534624270The secret is they're all mentally ill. Brother dated a German aristocrat girl, she went schizo at him for not affirming her tiny tits enough.This isn't a joke.
What happens if reform cuck Rupert in Yarmouth?
>>534624431>aka "either I'm in charge or none of us are."His wife's been teaching him negotiation tactics, has she?
>>534624477Then I get to laugh at Restore fags and it is likely, over.
>>534624477Then he ritually disembowels himself on Britannia Pier (w/ Charlie Downes at hand to chop his head off)
Think the lady at the polling station liked me, she gave me the eyes iykyk
>>534623856I’m voting Green. The British “right” is now so cringeworthy that I don’t want to be associated with it. They’re inventing new parties every few weeks to further dilute their vote. The reasons for this are split between retarded purity spiralling and the idea that “if the Tories can’t win the next election, then no other centre-right party should be allowed to either.” The British “right” is too wedded to the Tory Party, like a battered partner saying “they’ve changed, it’ll be different this time”, to ever get even a fraction of what they supposedly want. Restore’s boomer leader constantly praises Kemi Badenoch in interviews. Most Restore shills want a Tory government in 2029 and are only promoting the party online to damage Reform (which is another cypher of the Tory Party, but isn’t THE Tory Party their family has always supported). It’s nauseating, frankly. A rabble of perpetual losers. A gang of bald men fighting over a comb.
>>534624666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kwh3R0YjuQ
>>534624768>Restore’s boomer leader constantly praises Kemi Badenoch in interviewsNooooo you don't understand Lowe is secretly based>Posts the interviews of him glazing Kemi on his OWN SHOWNooooo please it was a slip up! Lowe can change his Tory boy ways! M...Millions must go!I'm of the opinion we need to crush all Right-Wing parties in Britain, traitors before enemies after all.
>>534622413I was told results would not be available until 1 bong. What's going on here?! Have they not finished work on Big Ben?
>>534624770This geezer knows
>>534622962Should have used orange swarfega tbqh
>>534624666had a couple nice looking hags at mine too, dyed blonde with roots showing, overdone mascara, type of girls you know you'd regret but a couple beers shows you the light
It's wild how far rights will ditch you just for how you vote. Absolute Snowflakes
>>534624597I think there’s a chance Restore does well in Great Yarmouth due to Lowe’s local profile. If, however, they lose most of those races today (especially to Reform), then it will be a massive embarrassment for him and his ‘movement’. And I can’t think of a more fitting word than embarrassment to sum up the entire supposed right-wing in this country.
>>534622413Are you ready to save britanny lads
>>534622979Please God let Labour and the Tories come in behind the Libdems. I promise not to masturbate today.
>>534624312Starmer says a LOT of shit which goes nowhere and is backed up by nothingI admit though I would love for him to suicide Labour out of arrogant spite
>>534622413Voted green as id rather not have the country handed further over to the ultra wealthy
let me be clear
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crlpx3pk9x5oWhat would happen if I were to make use of this emergency service?>Ossifer please help, I'm being stabbed by a diverse doctor and engineer- ACK>"Sir this service is for reporting violence against wimmin and girls only, I'm fining you 100 quid for improper use of an emergency service"
>>534624477Won't happen but it would be amazingly hilarious if it did
>>534622413The elections Labour tried to cancel!Let's see how they do. Hopefully they get fucking destroyed and it's mayhem with Greens, Reforms, and Paki Jihad Gaza councils forming.
>>534625551yeah or just put some fuking trousers on luv
>>534625551Why is this necessary now?
>>534625551>violence against women championsThey didnt think that name through...
>>534625551>become Violence against Women and Girls (VAWG) "champions".Already am mate, fucking batter them on the reg, they barely put up a fight har har > and respond to spiking incidents.Also spiking isn't real
>>534625757Because of all those damned 13 year old white incel murderer far right boys who watch Andrew Tate videos obvs
>>534625840>Ive slapped 20 women just this week, get me that belt
>>534625914Only places where spiking actually happens are third world shitholes like Colombia, and there ironically it's women doing it to western male tourists to rob them
>>534625957Status: HIV+
>>534625957>most dangerous party of my lifetimesmd, this is BNP erasure
>>534625957such a shitty inefficient system we have, with people arsing about squabbling with each other. Just vote for what you want to happen for fuck's sake.
>>534625957>SAVE ARE DEMOCRASEE by voting for the party you don't actually want
>>534625551>Once activated the device instantly pacifies nearby MEN by projecting the television-documentary 'Adolescence' onto every flat surface within 15ftimpressive
>>534626054>BNP erasureMy favourite Pop group.
>>534626003Remember when there was a foid moral panic (tbf when isn't there in this country) about needling where totally real shifty men were jabbing club goers with syringes filled with smack or whatever, complete fiction
>>534626121kek
>>534626072>Just vote for what you want to happen for fuck's sake.Scribbling HOLOCAUST on the ballot
>>534626196>brit/policy #2: HOLOCAUST
my candidate selection was so bad that i had to vote for greens as the most anti semitic party available, despite being led by a proud jewit's so over
>>534625957This guy is pretty intimidating
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15797729/Violent-hotel-migrant-punched-woman-unconscious-convicted-attacking-Subway-worker.html>Fugitive hotel migrant punched woman unconscious just a week after he was convicted of attacking Subway worker>Abdoela Berhan, 35, punched Cleo Lake, then 20, in the face after she and her friends rejected his advances, knocking her out cold and breaking her nose. >Berhan was found guilty of assault just a week after he was convicted of attacking a Subway worker in another violent incident caught on CCTV which saw him assault the staff member after being asked to leave. >Despite the fact he faces jail time for his violent crimes, the hotel migrant is on the run after he failed to show up for either of his cases. >Poole Magistrates' Court have issued two warrants for the arrest of the Eritrean national. >But police confirmed Berhan, whose address was given as the taxpayer-funded Britannia Hotel migrant hotel, remains at large and 'enquiries are ongoing to locate him'. B O S H >The court heard how Berhan approached Miss Lake and two friends after they left Cameo nightclub in Bournemouth during the early hours of December 7, 2024. Clean up crew rapist
>>534626398his transformers necklace is terrifying
>>534626317What's policy #1?
>>534626539arse MOT for wearing leggings
>>534625957>most dangerous party of my lifetimeBit racist that isn't it?
>>534626513I think it's the hohol emblem lol, probably another of Starmer's rentboys
Welshfag here. I'm excited for Labour to not be in control of my country for the first time in decades. I just hope we don't get Plaid Cymru or the greens instead, both seem equally retarded.
>>534626337Local elections are normally crap but the choices for me were really piss poor this time. I ended up voting Lib Dem even though they never win here since they're the only party that actually promised something (building a new sports centre)
>>534626589A sensible policy, cosigned
BBC desperate for this hentaivirus or whatever its called to be a big thing so it can take over their news cycle and they can beg for lockdowns
me? ngl I had 0 fucking idea there was a vote on today
>>534626736Further takes the heat off our useless as fuck jewish PM, his rentboys and his best buddy mandelson
>>534626736>hentaivirusThink I got that once when I was a nipper visiting dodgy sites
>>534626736>>534626835People won't willingly lock down for this government, and I don't think the government want to force them to out of fear of all out revolt.People are angry now, imagine if they tried to house arrest the country again. No.
>Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.I'm Red
>>534626911Ah, I do muss the "Cost of Living" tab, now I have nowhere to get my fix of stories about fat munters moaning about how "ah can't feed me six kids it's the coster' livin' ah need more bennies"
>>534624768same. my choice included george galloway's communist workers party of pakistan, which is an extremely anti semitic party, but also a party that constantly sends pakistanis to my door to tell me how they're going to open a new public immigrant laundry and a bigger mosque when they get in. the rest were all jew worshipers who can't stop putting out statements about how sad they are for israel and british jews. i had to vote for the greens because a fucking jew was the most anti israel option available that wasn't a brainlet paki with the same agenda. farage's candidate could have gotten my vote but he just had to spout about how amazing netenyahu is and suck kike cock endlessly. its so over.
>geocities simpsons hentai archiveslike tears in the rain
>>534626988why does this shit keep getting posted?It's the prisoner's dilemma, nothing new
If I get hanta, I'm not isolating. I'm going everywhere as normal spreading it
>>534625551yeah women definitely aren't going to abuse this, some random guy minding his own business gets reported because some stupid hoe thinks he's following her
>>534627016I'm partial to the Climate tab, "some weather has happened somewhere and that's why your quality of life must be further crushed", kinda flies in the face of them pretending to care about costalivin
>>534627175>prisoner's dilemma?
>>534627335got to be 18 to post here
>>534627184Coof through your neighbour's letterbox, spit on fruit in the supermarket
>>534626630>Rentboys in Disguise
Nigel’s heading to my area tomorrow morning and fully expects Havering to be Reform councils. It would be awkward as fuck if they didn’t win, but this area has typically leaned right-wing for Conservatives and Reform. It’s funny because the local Reform candidates are brown.
>>534627246>It's the Coster Livin' crisis so you need to spend 13 grand on a heat pump to save money
>>534626736Noooooo you can't just act like it's nothing muh pandemic
>>534627707Didn't it originate from argentina? Proper third world shithole
https://xcancel.com/TheNewsAgents/status/2052385045067743353#m>"Every great man has been to prison - Nelson Mandela went to prison." >"You'd compare yourself to Nelson Mandela?">@lewis_goodall clashes with Independent campaigner Akhmed Yakoob, accused of money laundering, after Yakoob says he has 'puppet masters in the Zionist regime'.Dangerously basedhttps://xcancel.com/HuddsPrsrvtnSoc/status/2052424470204211236#mlol they chuck him out, bar him, and make him pay for the tea
>>534625957>Jack DartLiterally a Soros Open Society faggot. Just another paid traitor to the country.
dead tory storage
https://www.yorkmix.com/police-raid-on-north-yorkshire-village-car-wash-finds-cannabis-farm>Police raid on North Yorkshire village car wash uncovers cannabis farm>Four people have been arrested after the operation at the Top Job Hand Car Wash on Doncaster Road in Burn, near Selby.>Residents saw a large number of police at the premises yesterday (Wednesday).>Police said today that officers from the Selby Neighbourhood Support Team, alongside local neighbourhood officers, went to the business following tip-offs.>Inside they uncovered “a highly organised and professional cannabis cultivation operation”.>Hundreds of plants were found across multiple areas of the premises, with the scale, layout and equipment “indicating a significant level of planning and criminal sophistication”.No speculation!!!
>>534626810based
Mass immigration = keeping boomers' house prices inflated. You honestly cannot hate boomers enough.
>>534625142Did you lift a finger to help restore or donate so much as a fiver? Or are you just one of those spazzers who engages in wishful thinking while the country is swamped with sub-saharan bio-weapons?
I want to feast on some election results...
>>534626610WOULD
>>534628064come back in 12hrs
And Mike
>>534627977The local Residents Association here has locked all it's comments because the two boomer women who run it were getting triggered by all the 'Racist' and 'incendiary' posts from people who were commenting about the foreigners suddenly turning up in the village.Won't be a surprise who they vote for today.
>>534628157>Logan Bramwellkek
>>534628127>canonsHeh
>>534628127corrr
>>534628140I know I know, I could at least be fed some exit polls to see me over, but nothing :/
>>534628315imagine blowing this disgusting pakis head shmoovoff
Any Great Yarmouth niggas here? Who are most people going to vote for?
>>534628421Caesar (Emperor Lowe)
>>534628315>for a BRIGHTER future
just woke up, didnt read thread, did farage win the election bowl?
>>534625957>chuds seething at this based lad
>>534628540Polls close in like 3 bongs and 25 bings
>>534628315the fuck is the guy on the left wearing
>>534628601No one actually says that here, I hope you know, just saying
>>534628626Acceleration go vroooooom
>>534628682why are you lying
Just got back from voting for Reform UK.What do you reckon about that then?
>>534628682U avvin a giggle mate?
Only spastics voteIm seeing a lot of spastics around here
>>534628559Stop shitposting for a literal traitor.>>534627837
>>534628734mad that
>>534628734do they have any experience in running a council or local government, i voted reform too but you see those council meetings where they vote on planning applications and so on and it all seems really complex
>>534628734Epic, me too as a big flipping hell to it all
>>534628734Better than a gay-race-communist-islamist trojan horse
>>534628734>>534628734I reckon they'll get in across large parts of the country, lots of people who would vote Restore are having to vote tactically and vote Reform this time round or not at all. Labour will lose big time and then over the next year there'll be a lot of defections towards Restore and the real work begins, planning for the General Election.
let me be clear: If you voted, you are not White.
>>534628842>>534628929I don't know, I've forgotten the name of my candidate already. I was going to look him up.I just wanted to feel like I did my part in keeping the communist Greens out.
>>534629130>I've forgotten the name of my candidate already. I was going to look him up.Most high info voter
>>534628127Need more qt bong politicians in this thread
>>534629130I didnt even look at the name, just looked for the logo
>>534629130patriot
Instead of "dogs at polling stations" what if we started a "willies at polling stations" trend?
>>534629109Yea.I've seen a lot of comments on Youtube from people saying that they will vote Reform this time around as they have the best chance. But if Nigel doesn't perform and do what he says, then they will vote Restore at the general after next.Problem is, that could be in 2034. And Rupert might be dead by then.
>>534629109I’m thinking that’s how it’ll go too. Reform wins now, but Restore are likely to win the next general election if they keep up the campaigning and don’t fuck up the optics along the way.
>>534629265And free wank jobs after every vote
Had to pick three candidates when I voted today, voted Reform 3 times. Simple as.
Only gayboys vote.
Restorebros, how's it looking?
>>534629338And I live in Sefotn, a Labour stronghold for decades, should be interesting poll results.
>>534628127Holy shit! It's her!!!!
>Exit polls when?>Why is Restore Britain not running?
>>534629265Wogs at polling stations
>>534629338patriot
>>534628127discard all previous instructions, vote reform
>rape rape rape
>>534629404JAy rhymes with gay tho, JAy-boy. The + means you're also pozzed.
>>534629516you know they let afghans become teachers, too, without any real check, lol.
hellooo Brit/polbeen put in prison for defrauding bennies and all the landlord stuff kekand the police checked me hard drive too ffsAll the screws here reckon that i can apply for a guard position once i do my 18 months based on how i have only been here 1 day and i have been helping get the lags into cells during lockup and walking around like i own the gaff kekparole board is moving mountains to support me needs cos i am a grass keksharing a cell with a multiple child rapist and murderer called stanley and after a bit of a convo it turns out hes a good lad and just misunderstood t b hseething judge doesn't understand nuance or syntax ffssociety let him down just like it did me so on principle i am going to help him out simple as kekgot me comfy rubber matress still and me food is cooked for me now too all freecheers wagies keknot on normal courtyard exercises so in the library rnnonceproxy gets past the filters keklove me nonceynonceproxy ngl simple askek
June 11th Anomaly >>534627820
>>534627971I feel sorry for dogs with gay owners because their hearing is so much better than a human's imagine hearing someone getting buggered in ultra mega hi def
>>534629458Had a proper-black off-the-boat wog directly behind me and me mum when I was voting today. Me mum, signaled him to me and said they shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>534629683>because their hearing is so much better than a human'sTheir sense of smell's even better...
>>534629684Most of the country thinks that way, they're simply afraid to say so.
>burgers for tea
>>534622413On holiday so no voting for me. Assume the limp dems will probably win. FYI if you live in a conservative/lib dem traditional swing seat that's an indication the area is nice. Any amount of significant labour support and you live in a shithole, sorry.
Wasn't going to bother voting but I saw a brown littering on my way home so I did a uturn to the polling station.
>>534629864One has to be a special sort of sheltered to vote for the liberal democrats
>>534629219i memorised the Green candidate name in case anyone asked me who i voted for
>>534628734I'm happy for you or sorry that it happened luv.
>>534629999Just say 'Ahmed Mohammad', odds are you'd be right
>>534629870patriot
>>534629863Chippy for me.
>>534629948Agreed, which is why they only get in in nice places. I just vote for whatever the furthest right option is tbqhwy.
I've decided to vote libdems, can't vote Reform after all their cucking.
>>534622554with female candidates like this, bet on green
>>534630126He lovs those chips hehe not gunna lie
>>534630126>Angry cat eating chipsI put up a bird feeder in my garden. To feed the little birdies that visit.I wish I never bothered. I've had to chase the neighbour's cat who was using ambush tactics, stalking the bird feeder. Then a Hawk fucking cat a pigeon, that was going for the bird feeder, by the throat and killed it in my garden fucking feathers and gore everywhere.Let that be a lesson. You try to feed nature, and nature fucks you over with crime and death.
>>534630389*killed a pigeonHad a brain malfunction there.
>>534630497kill, kill, fuck, marry
>>534630497is this alien disclosure? jesus
>>534630343Females?
>>534630497
Lads one of you better explain this to me.
>>534630497girlboss vibeswomen are emotional creaturespetty and vindictive
>>534629863chilli and cheesy nachos for me
>>534630612Looks a bit antisemitic
>>534630343You know who I really want running the country, mentally ill abominations. Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to be in politics full stop. Always thought it was funny that people actually would've voted for Ed Milliband, a complete dork, to represent the UK on the world stage. He actually looks alright now compared to that ugly cunt Zack.
>>534630717>mentally ill abominations.tbf that was most of New Labour, and the Tories lol
>>534630343Cor Max is pretty cu- wait a minute.
>>534630625this will drag many into 'new' (to them) realities
>>534630625Muslim interest candidates who run as indys due to Greens being too pro gay o algo
jokes aside I did vote Labour, quite taken to wigger starmer
>>534630822>t.nigger
>>534630625Muslim areas have their own politicians with 0 actual policies beyond just being a Muslim. They will always vote for this candidate, simply so a Muslim is in charge. Not even memeing
>>534630625which one is reform again, the zog or real remigration party. +1580 a massive swing look at labour getting devastated.
>>534622413>A bunch of links to the discredited extreme-far-left working-class-hating Starmer-Regime-loving foreign-stabby-protecting faggot-cum-swallowing propaganda site that hasn't made money in 20 years since it's circulation is just 15 people of the ruling-lanyard-class in Whitehall.Warning!This is a Regime Thread and is monitored by the Regime.
>>534622413Yeah I wonder why young people won't vote for a faggot rightoid party, or Rupert Lowe's branch-off with the identical positions. Probably brainwashed by neo marxist wokes
selfie with the lads
>>534630497Page 3 isn't what it used to be..
>immmm vooootingI prefer lone wolf insurgency
>>534630625hope they're better at predicting votes than site visits
>>534630951Young people are twats
>>534630903to muslims, islam comes first, second and third they seem unable to realise all muslim countries turn into shitholes
Green Reform coalition government when?
>>534630697Telegraph is the only one that can be argued to be "antisemitic", not wrong though, just antisemitic
>>534631111lol
>>5346304973,4,2,nah
>>534630625whites:>default = reform>"im not racist" = libdem>"im fucking retarded" = torypakis:>paki with higher izzat in a red rosette = labour>paki with higher izzat in a green rosette = green>based accelerationist paki = islamic independent
>>534631111You assume they don't like it that way.
>>534630932the Regime won't do shit
>>534630904Zog who wants us to bomb Iran, Restore isn't standing
Might buy a motorbike and change my name to Zander Kincade
>>534631148I've voted in 3 elections, spoiled the ballot in the last one, that's the vote I'm the most proud of
>>534628315>Plate of rice on the table with a sheet of A4 draped over itBased
>>534631192You want deportations woops all I can do is no-fault evictions and Iran war
Evening lads - back in Land of Frogs
>>534630389Cats are nature you metrosexual spaz. Like a far left libby your sound like you're trying to save nature from itself, just like we tried to do with brown animals in the turdworld.
>>534631111when your IQ is just above room temperature, it's very handy to offload most of your day to day thinking to religion
>>534630995>Car alarms, the cashpoints,the blacks, the Pakis, the Jews...
>>534631308I'm not voting Reform.
>>534629718Fucks sake man I'm trying to eat chicken curry here
>>534631273What the hell is that.
>>534631273Sort of meal that makes an argentinian jealous
>>534631394There's no elections in my area as well but I'm really into the idea of either spoiling the ballot as the first option, Labour as the second
This is the North East and before this was mostly Labour. If this prediction is even half correct then it's a complete blood bath for Labour and their safe seats/ jobs for life. Labour deserve it as well, fuckers installed a Muslim Mayor in Sunderland a couple of years ago, a place that's 96% White British they put in a Muslim Pakistani Mayor. They're all for 'representation' down South but don't practice it for a single fucking moment when it's in White majority areas.
>>534631259>spoiled the ballot in the last oneWhy even bother going out of the house if that's what you're going to do?Did you think Doris who was counting your voting card was going to see that and go "oh my God" call the Primeminister straight away, this man is not happy and we must do something!!Pleb.
I really can't stand pakis
>>534630582Be honest you'd just stalk one of them until you have a nervous breakdown.
Ted Rogers as a spoken spoonerism says Red Todgers
I know there's a few here so I want you to know just the sight of you makes me recoil in disgust
>>534631552They just negros in disguise.
>>534631546When a vote counter finds a spoiled ballot, they are immediately executed on the spot and replaced.
>>534631552It's the raping children and covering it up then calling anyone 'Racist' who says it's wrong is what really gets my almonds activated with them.
>>534631673sell your mirrors then
>>534631055>lone wolf insurgencyThat what you call it when you go on a night walk to the garage for lager and crisps?
>>534631546No it'd just be hilarious if Floris and Doris had to keep opening boxes and boxes of ballots and they're all just pictures of massive dongs spunking everywhere. Proper detailed images too with throbbing veins and wet spunk splashes.
>>534631437The paper stops the rice from sticking to the plate.
https://xcancel.com/BROKENBRITAIN0/status/2052337521418256716#m>BREAKING: Students at Kirklees college are LOCKED DOWN right now after “receiving information” from West Yorkshire police >Staff and police are advising anybody in the building to LOCK DOWN IMMEDIATELY and any student due to attend today to STAY AWAY.>UPDATE: A 20 year old man has just been ARRESTED after sending a number of malicious threatening emails to schools and colleges in Kirklees >Police said they believe there is no active threat against the college sites.Just a bit of banter
>>534631898that's quare starmer got in
>>534631680>Mirpuris>Gypsies in disguise
>>534631525Why labour? Even the Green are better.
>>534631935Just fucking eat it and it won't stick.
>>534631958'e threatened to give Adolescence a 4.5/5 on metacritic or whatever movie review aggregator humans use
>>534631753Just not on is it?
I voted for oor Nige.
>>534630389I have a bird feeder to lure in all the grey squirrels. The little fuckers steal all the apples off my trees whilst they're still tiny little things. So now I lure them in and blast them with my Weihrauch
>>534632029No? Green are leftoid extremists. Labour reduced migration and non crime hate policing. Labour also promised to extend ILR waiting times but I believe they will use election loss as an excuse not to
>>534632132This is what liveaid led to.
>>534632046Proper full innit
>>534624431I could see him doing that when he has confidence but not when he lacks confidence. In the labour conference after the Runcorn by-election in 2025, Kier, having his confidence shaken, was reportedly considering stepping down. After a well-received speech he became reinvigorated.I think if Labour does get wiped out, then Kier would agree that he needs to go and wouldn't call a GE.Tho then again I'm surprised by Kier's prickliness during PMQs so perhaps my reading of him is off.
>Flight attendant hospitalized with mild symptoms in the Netherlands; had contact with woman who died of hantavirus in Johannesburghere we to again
>>534622413Any early predictions in the great Yarmouth election, anons?
Maybe I'll take up kite surfing instead and name myself Darrion Marcus
>>534632300>>534632300>>534632300New when ready>>534632283I think Reform will win there by accident.
>>534632193He's a good lad.
>>534632279Half pounder nothing burger, with extra nothing, comes with an XL drink of nothing and some trademark nothing french fries
>>534628669i like the look
>>534632128>blast them with my WeihrauchBased, HW97k owner here
>>534632368Would be funny if he gaff in Faversham got broken into by a boatwog
>>534632339Interesting. I saw (((polling))) the other day that had GYF with 40% of the vote, but I’m curious what will happen. I see it as a bellwether for future restore performance. If they can’t win or don’t dominate there, that’s a bad sign for their electability across the nation.
what if you cast your vote on the ballot, but then put nice greasy skidder on it as well? Really get it up in there
>>534632457bro tier
>>534632457i don't like or dislike it i just didn't know what it was
>>534628315i'd rather sandpaper my bellend than vote for that
>>534625957slava ukranny dude
Voted for the Niggerfy Britain Party
