RESULTS WILL COME IN AT 10PM BST>Who did you vote for?https://strawpoll.com/wby5QLY3XyA>Britons on hantavirus cruise ship face 45 days of self-isolationhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9wepl8we90o>UK immigration officer among two men guilty of working for Chinese intelligencehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0m2wjlkzplo>David Attenborough says he is 'overwhelmed' by 100th birthday messageshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3pww9g0p5o>Police say man arrested over 'intimidating behaviour' near Andrew's homehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c072z2gm5lxo>Government wins legacy case at UK Supreme Courthttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn7pv5gj4xxo>Man arrested for selling Morgan McSweeney's stolen phonehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpvp48x2d70o>Appeal after car driven towards Jewish childrenhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy2dwpdxz8o
>Flight attendant hospitalized with mild symptoms in the Netherlands; had contact with woman who died of hantavirus in Johannesburg.here we to again
jew means "from the bloodline of judah"but where bloodlines come from anywayach
chinks are aware of the long nose tribe
Brit elections are so fucking boring.>No live counting of votes>Wait until 4 AM local time to know who wonIn Canada we get to know just how retarded the citizenry is on the night of.
>>534632128>blast them with my WeihrauchBased, HW97k owner, and Reform voter here.
>>534632300That looks like a trap.
>>534632300Your all fucking goy cattle
Remove all grey squirrels with this one weird trick
>>534632300was there any party that would end the teriible idea of wartime BST?, i still have 2 hours 18 minutes to decide on my vote in what has become a proxy GE
>>534632535>Brit elections are so fucking boring.
ching chong
>>534632502he just attaches himself to anything for some anti muslim tirade he's on
>>534632801>total labour death
>>534632626what is that? A weasel? I think a squirrel would fuck a weasel up
>>534632575>Your>>534632801Reminder that Kemi said that she wouldn't be "brought down" by getting into a pact with Reform kek.What is horrifying though is that Reform is literally the Tories with a new sheen and people are somehow falling for it.
Votemaxxing? Nah. Mairmaxxing. Mairmaxxing lads.
>>534633024Be banter if Olukemi gets booted after a disastrous round of locals and she defects to Reform.
>>534632973pine martenthey eat badgers
>>534632801yeah looks like it , i thought the Greens would do much better though
>>534632973>I think a squirrel would fuck a weasel uplad those things kill rabbits with ease
will the complete destruction of labour at the polls be enough to topple rKeir? or will they keep steamrolling on saying that he has "full support" ? headline of some paper i saw at the petrol station said that unions told labour he has to go. He won't though, will he?
switchbladescocainelowe boy clique make reform shake
>>534632801Wait, muslim independent? The fuck?
>>534633259big hat that
>>534632973Pine martens rat grey squirrels but not red squirrels, the red ones co evolved with pine martens and areore agile and can navigate the outer branches of trees to avoid predation, the heavier less agile grey squirrels are apparently naive to these predators, apparently releasing pine martens is game over for grey squirrels which reopens the nature niche for the red squirrels
>>534633204>will the complete destruction of labour at the polls be enough to topple rKeir?Wouldn't surprise me if he hung on long enough to cement closer ties to the EU. Can't see the higher powers wanting him jibbed before then.
>>534633121heh, nifty little buggers
>>534632801>All the smug labour twats who thought they had a job for life in my area about to lose their jobHAHAHAHAHA
>>534632452does seem to be the same playbook
>>534632801thought that tweet was a joke but it's not: https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2052441372083294646
>>534633204I think they buggered up his MK Ultra programming somewhere along the way and now he's psychologically incapable of quitting.
>>534633389remember when jacob reese bellend lost his job
>>534633278Your sister's husband has been on one recently.
>>534633309greys navigate trees better than anything in the woods
>>534633078Reform is the retirement home for failed Tories after all.
>>534633482Politics, it takes away mostly but sometimes it gives.
>The Restoration and Reform: An Autistic LARP Story by 1 Autistic Anon from Sussex>Episode 1: Local Elections, Local PeopleNigel Farage is a man best known for being just outside the tent; he's famous, but not influential, he's likeable, but reviled. The butt of many a joke, he came to accept his role not as a national leader but as a character-the plucky underdog of politics, imperfect in almost every way but maintaining a general aesthetic of a man who just wants what's best for dear old blighty. Of course, his detractors call him all sorts-they hope to create in him an English Trump, leading to the ultimate downfall of the recent rise in populist right-wing politics.But when REFORM won a landslide vivctory in the 2026 Local Elections, it sent a shockwave across the nation. Reform were no longer outside the tent-they were the tent. Their policies, once thought reckless or divisive, were now shared by the vast majority of England. Whilst the devolved Parliaments elected separatist parties-dreaming of a fantasy world in which they leave the United Kingdom and prosper-England had elected a party keen to make their house a home. The days after the results were turbulent; a media storm about a potential leadership challenge to Keir Starmer, joint statements from the devolved regions denouncing the ascension of a "bigoted blanket party" and scattered bouts of anti-social behaviour in urban centres. The news of infighting within the Labour party came and went each day, with their staunch but much despised leader refusing to budge; Keir Starmer's only other focus beyond clinging to power was his insistince that his recently annihilated power were the only voice the people could trust.Just as many prepared to settle back into the everyday bleakness of life in Britain, an explosion was heard at a Wetherspoons pub in London where Don "Deport the Darkies" Scunthrope-local Restore Candidate-and his friends were celebrating his birthday.
>>534633091Could you explain your positions lad? Can't tell if I'm reading it right.
>>534632801Where's the anon who was keeping track of Reform councillor attrition? If they gain 1.6K that means subsequently they'll be shedding basically dozens per month going forward
>>534633204perhaps deep down they have come to realise that there is not a single serious candidate in the labour party to lead and replacing keith is futile
>>534633259Reform UK? More like Redeem UK
if you get drunk with someone and then go back to their place, shouldn't that count as like 50% consent? The guy got 8 years, seems a bit harsh to me
>>534633759If his name was Holdersteinbergowitz it would be a slap on the wrist
>>534633518Your mum navigates nigger cocks better than anything in the jungle
Jeet means victory
Was torn between Reform and the Greens until Farage doubled down on his opposition to working from home yesterday. Very, very silly move. That decided it for me. Voted Green tonight, and will vote Green/Labour in the General depending on who is leading the latter unless Farage backtracks. I know I won’t be alone in that.
>>534633759>Holder? I didn't even touch her!
>>534632801>MUSLIM INDP
>>534632801Tower Hamlets going TOTAL MUSLIM CONTROL
>>534633840in ya dreams m8
>>534633677Redeem UK?More like POOP-LANDBAHAHAHAHA
>>534633890that joke landed him 8 years
>>534633759she could consent and be writhing in ecstasy then get the ick because she saw a dry bogey up your nose mid stroke and then it would be rape from that moment onwards even if she didn't tell you to stop
>>534633578i'm just meming , there is only £2 offered for Reform not being the winning party>Winning party will be settled in line with the party who wins the most local head of government leadership positions. Clarification - “local head of government leadership positions” refers to positions won by officially nominated party candidates in the UK local government elections held on May 7. Including council seats and elected mayor positions across London Borough Councils, Metropolitan Boroughs, Unitary Authorities, County Councils, District Councils and Elected Mayors. The party whose candidates win the greatest total number of these positions will be settled as the winner.If there was more it would be worth it, i would offer £50 to people who want to bet on them not being the winning party and if people took that bet I would get that returnUsually bookies only care about making their rake or return of 5% or so on all bets placed, they don't care what happens as long as they make that return so they may offer bets which make no sense to cover their potential loss because people have bet on Reform not being the winning party and they would have to pay out. Bookies are suprisingly risk averse so will not leave anything to chance if possible
>>534633759>SuperdryHe deserves it for making such tragic clobber tb h
>Muslim independents actually winning seatsAnd you think it's not completely over?
>>534633973
>>534633910You should tell them to form a political party so woke retards finally will not be able to deny the truth.
>>534633929
>>534633910RIP in peaces
>>534633946Should have known that being forward with women is a dinghywog protected activity
>>534633990*Bookies would be offloading their risk to Smarkets to make sure they get their rake, they don't care what happens and they are never suprised by a result
>>534634037clearly a can of Whiskas™
>>534634037KEK
>>534634106Total grey squirrel holocaust via pine martins????
For me, it's the 50 year old wet blankets at work who are too scared to admit they voted left wing so say things like "well it's not my future, it's my kids, so I voted for who they wanted"It's not your future? you plan on killing yourself in the next 5 years?
>>534634215Apparently so
>>534634216>you plan on killing yourself in the next 5 years?Leadbeater cannot be stopped
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT VOTE GREEN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! NAZI FASCIST!>reform/restore voter of brit/pol/kek
>>534634162j wouldn't know he doesn't get pussy
>>534634335nobody knows how you really vote, unless you're a female muslim
go back you havent bump out the prev retardos
>>534633677We call them Deform here, saar.
>>534634335Alreet calm down Ash just coz you got fat n no English lad wants to taste your pasanda curry anymore.
>>534634106thats bullshit
>>534634405i'd like to change my vote to Green pls
>>534633910hamlets winning the hamlets
>>534634215
>>534634335Voted Green because Farage thought it would be a good idea to remind me that he wants me adding 4 hours onto every one of my working days travelling to and from an empty office on the eve of an election. If I vote Reform/Restore/Tory, I’m a turkey voting for Christmas.
>>534634467ill bump out your mum mate
you lot celebrating Tory deaths?
>>534633259That looks like ai
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15798229/Sainsburys-worker-15-years-sacked-tackling-aggressive-Champagne-thief-day-performed-CPR-stores-security-guard.html>Sainsbury's worker of 15 years was sacked for tackling 'aggressive' Champagne thief on the same day he performed CPR on the store's only security guard>Gary MacArthur, from Bromley, worked at the store in West Wickham, south-east London, for 15 years but was fired in March for gross misconduct for failing to follow Sainsbury's guidance on 'prevent[ing] incidents'.>In his dismissal letter, supermarket bosses told him he should have acted merely as a 'visual deterrent' even though the thief hurled glass bottles at his colleagues.>The worker, who had previously lost teeth after being punched by a thief at the shop, tackled a repeat offender and dragged him from the store.>He then opened the shoplifter's bag to find it containing multiple bottles of alcohol thought to have been stolen from a neighbouring shop. >The fracas took place an hour after Mr MacArthur's shift was supposed to have ended. >Earlier that day Mr MacArthur performed CPR on the shop's security guard and called him an ambulance after he suffered a suspected stroke. >He then stayed at work late to help the all-female team feel safer in the evening.No good etc and so on and so forth >The worker mounted an unsuccessful appeal to keep his job and admitted he has been devastated since losing it.>He told LBC: 'The job was my life, really. I don't have much.>'The friends that I do have are generally my work colleagues. I've got a couple of people who are really close to me. Apart from that I've got five fish tanks and two snakes, and that's pretty much me.' :(
As we speak, the Greens are winning all over the country.Rupert Lowe's inquiry has revealed that not only is the entire UK state apparatus, including local government, judiciary, CPS, BBC and law enforcement working with the Paki grooming gangs, virtually every British adult above the age of 20 - including those posting here - is complicit. There isn't a single Britroach alive who isn't a rape apologist nonce who supported and defended the Pakis, and are still actively doing so.I have come to the understanding that the British view of lower class kids getting raped by foreigners is “that’s what they deserve for having the nerve to be born low class”. It is an entire country of Owen Joneses. Brits are perfectly fine with child rape. Its why they got Starmer into office. A man who defended child rapists as the director of public prosecution for many years. Brits are all pedos or at the very least, cowards, equally bad. Imagine watching a gang rape in progress and doing nothing, even if said victim is your daughter. Thats what brits do. You can't spell "cuck" without the UK. It’s rare I’ve ever felt such visceral disgust and hatred in my life
>>534633259>fuuuuckin hell abdul lad, your turbine's on a bit tight isn't it?
>>534634612you're gay homosexual
>>534634689nah tha turbans are just like thatits where they hide the small children they snatch from the street
>>534634612Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race
Students are such faggoty spastics they'll listen to their faggoty spastic marxist mong teachers political views and actually be influenced by them
>>534634774Cope. Reform won’t do as well as expected tonight. No working people will vote for them, and the Tory op that is “Restore Britain” is successfully splitting their base. The British right is a shambles and is totally drunk on boomerslop. Unusually high turnout from young people where I am tonight, which is generally bad news for anyone right of centre.
>>534634910their teachers aren't marxist, they're leninist-marxist
Voted reform to spite you scruffy cunts on the dole
>>534635005>and the Tory op that is “Restore Britain” is successfully splitting their baselol
>>534635005>and the Tory op that is “Restore Britain” is successfully splitting their baseHard to split a vote when it's only there in a single county. Fucking kek
I had the option of registering to vote, and paying council tax, or just not bothering.
>>534633872You always know which faggots vote for the greens. Usually walk to the polls (driving is bad for the environment and doesn't have a job to afford a car), typically large and always have a neckbeard. Do you fit the stereotype?
>>534635088I had my own private vote to abolish council tax, and I won.
>>534634545No it's not you fucking moron
Calling it now. Greens will get a landslide then Stramer will have to call a general election which will unremarkably end with Labour winning
>>534635175Me personally? I work in construction, I'm in decent shape, have a good set of hair. Never been marked as less than a 7/10 on /soc/.You have to understand you, Reform are the traitors, which are worse than enemies.When we get the Nigel wave, I will be standing there with a fell for it again award in my hands just for you.
>>534635070Yet all I’ve heard on here for 3 months is endless seething about Reform. I’ve only done what you accelerationists have recommended all along…
>>534634910when this is your tutor you either quit or go insane
>>534634910I think it's unreal how Uni students are allowed to vote in local elections of the Uni they're at and not for where they're from.Uni students are the only fuckers for years who were allowing in Labour and Lib Dems in Newcastle. The locals are deeply Conservative I don't mean Tory Conservative but Hard Right types. But Students are politically motivated, same with Durham or any place there is a University, Students skew the results for politicians that don't benefit the locals.
>>534635330You're the fag here 24/7 crying about the EU
Voted for the Niggerfy Britain Party.
>>534634721Listen, I know you guys don't have guns but surely you can organize a boycott.
>>534634629i have 2 dads lad
>>534635330>have a good set of hairwhat? the fuck?
>>534635330I had the choice of labour, greens and a paki independent. Reform was literally my only option. If a pro white party comes along i would vote for them
will there be an eggsit poll? im not waiting up until 3 am to find out how farting tooten voted
>>534635381We've been a Labour Stronghold for years but I'm seeing a lot of people switch from Labour to Reform or Restore lately just because they are really getting pissed with things lately. As for Lib Dems in Newcastle, there's never really been a majority support for them here.
Willy posting is back in fashion.
>>534635397God bless>>534635529Yeah the second it ding dongs to 10pm there will be.
>>534635051You didn’t want Reform to win, so you backed parties founded in haste to bring them down. And that’s working. Reform won’t perform as well as expected tonight. Then Labour will win the next election. You all got what you wanted.
I bet I can predict keith's response once the votes have been counted and he's been pwned by reform. >I get it >We've listened (x 5) >but >labour has > (insert something nobody cares about, or worse, hates like "built 50,000 homes on the green belt) >but change is slow >but Labour is determined to fix the country won't step down. won't learn a thing. won't fix anything.
>>534635565
>>534635175>always have a neckbeard4chan was dead the moment it turned on it's own kind. Which was roughly more than a decade ago.
>>534635677lol
>>you're gay homosexual>>Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.>>If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race>voted reform Kek
>>534635696>keith's responseThe hiring and subsequent murder of two dozen eastern European rentboys?
>>534635677Russia won't invade ukraine either
>>534632560They'll give you a proper hard polling when you're in there.
>>534635744What level are you on world of war craft?
>>534635556Last election which was also the Mayoral election Labour won it by a hair's breadth and it was the students who pushed them over the line.
>>534635473your dad grew tired of watching your mum get bumped out and started playing for the other team? that's a crazy bit of family history to offer unprompted
>>534635313green / labour coalition would take labour back to its rootsjust saying
>>534635813>didn't know i was being bummed by the PM
Voted for the Kill All Pakis party
>>534635897who would be in power though?
>>534635897i'll pull your mumout by her rootsjust saying
Voted for the Sissify All Brown People party
>>534635938the jews
>>534635565that'll be counted as a tory vote
>>534633892Independent, but working together.
Voted for the Rape Every Boat Migrant Party
>>534635897homeless low iq spastic parasites dont get a say in politics sorry not sorry
>>534635911>I thought it was roleplay!
>>534635677Stop sniffing pic related
Prediction: >Reform will do worse than expected.>Tories will do better than expected.>Greens will do better than expected.This is what you Restorechuds wanted, right? Why are you still unhappy?
>>534635981they should say it's dealer's choice when they encounter a spoiled ballot
Lads what shall I do?
>>534634659I always get wrecked and stay up shitposting on an election night, been doing it for years.
>>534632300(You) didn't spoil your voting card by writing restoreFace the wall faggot
>>534636128my dealer voted lib demthink the idea of the greens promising to shut down all prisons scares him
One can only hope that however much of a bloodbath the Tories and Labour suffer that it's reflected across the pond for MAGA during their midterms
>>534634721Yep, the state attacks good men. That's how it is in this jewish utopia.
I had a choice between, Greens, Reform, Labour, Lib Dem’sand Conservatives, As much as Kemi Badenoch has shined of late and as much as I don’t fully trust FarageI voted Reform! I have to put the country first lads
>>534636155tell him to meet up then shank the cunt
>>534636155Send him a pic of your willy.
>>534636155Lol its a fake scam, had before. Have some fun with it if you like
>>534635253Be funnier if you lost.
>>534636289but I do contact escorts
>>534636155>Am in Tirana la
>>534636282>Send him a pic of your willy.This, and send me one too @ keir.starmer.constituency@parliament.uk
>>534636155Tell him you are high caste and don't pay for muzzie gyppo slags.
>>534636155"You stupid fucking nigger. I will cut off your dirty muslim head. As soon as you come to my address I'm going to call the police and make sure they come with specialist firearms officers. You stupid Montenegro dog. You want £500? You are are a disgusting black dog, you should've asked for £10000."(Only say this if you are prepared for a proper fight)
>>534635414Reform?
>>534636155Tell him you'll report him to HMRC for untaxed earnings.
>>534636155You have signed up for CAT FACTS._________________Charged at £0.50 per text. to opt out text STOP
>>534636155Ask him if he's ever pumped a darky.
>>534636155Tell him it couldn't have been you because you would never pay for an Albanian prostitute
>>534636417the only correct answer btw
>>534636461kek
>>534636452
>>534636155>500£ poundskek
>>534636417autism
>>534636332it's funny really, people getting bent out of shape over what will ultimately result in no positive change whatsoever, and then there's me making more changes to my life than any wanker politician.
>>534636155Post the number here
the real question iswho would ash sarkar vote for
>>534636467>you would never pay for an Albanian prostituteI think that's the problem
>>534636452LMAO
Post the number here, I'm going to terrorise this albanian muslim dog
>>534635841
>>534636529>who would ash sarkar vote forBWC-party
>>534636517sure if your attitude at first was the politicians were your babysistters
>>534636594it'll just be some jeet, but do it anyway
>>534636155Report him to the proper authorities who will undoubtedly pursue the matter with all due diligence.
>>534636338Viva is full of fakes and scams breh. You're gonna get a load of cold calls too
>>534636644I don't even know or care who the local MPs are
when do we expect results?
>>534636703neither do i nor am i interested in the situation you were in before you had an epiphany that you have more effect on your life than a politician felt so proud of yourself that you had to come on here and make that post fucking hellsilly cunt
Who cares? Britler does not exist yet so there is no point voting.
>>534636517I don't like all these modern cars with no edges, they look like a kid's put his toy in the microwave
>>534636854just seems odd to me, and yes gaming the system is one of the best things in life. Good luck with whatever bullshit they are promising you this time though, all the best. x
>>534636630Can't stand cunts who call women man or bro.
>>534636155text him that you fucked his mum, and he owes you £ 500 quid
>>534636155reply with your cock
>>534636953you autistic?
>>534636155>ok got your 500£ pounds >come round my gaff since you know who i am.
>>534636783When do we plan to start?
>>534635893no i was birthed by a male lad
the conservative party will cease to exist after tonight and you are not getting rat-arsed to celebrate
>>534637162?????
>>534637062dunno probably, isn't everyone these days. I don't claim any benemongefits though
>>534637156Were you conceived in Lab.oratory?
>>534637162>>534637204you don't know how good you had it under the toriesyou'll soon want them back lmaounironically
Might make an evil Zack Polanski theme in FL Studio
>>534637311We had 14 years to figure that out nigger.
Far right are intimidating voters in r londonhttps://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1t6hhr4/voter_intimidation_police_called/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
>>534637162>will cease to existlol, calm down on the hyperbole
>>534633910maybe next time
>>534637311low IQ take
>>534637311>>534637438ScreenshotI will be bullying you tomorrow
>>534637311Starmer is brining in half as much diversity to our shores as Boris.
>>534637424>bendy thumb>clown shoes>no shoulderspolitics irl is just low stakes participation sport for men who can't compete in any sort of mid tier to high tier stakes environmentsick of ityou shouldn't be able to partake unless you're over 120 iq and can bench a decent weight
>>534637496
>>534637390Please do it and send it to him on tiktok
just voted Greens, FUCK Labour!
Brit/pol/:>spends months telling people not to vote Reform>they don’t vote Reform>they vote Green instead>endless seethe Just accept that most British voters aren’t boarding school twinks who call Kemi Badenoch and Rupert Lowe ‘mummy’ and ‘daddy’.
>>534633204I hope so, if keir is out before September I win 25 dollars
>55 Minutes till ceasefire
>>534637424Police have been called because some twink with a selfie stick was filming a polling station?
>>534637513>>534637541my point is more in regards to how bad things will be under reform or the greens, than how good things were under the toriesI've done youyou've done yourselvesI accept your concessions
>>534637639not me I voted for larry
>>534637531FFS now I have to make the evil Zack Polanski theme give me an hour or something
>>534633204"We did as badly as the polls said we would" isn't going to be shock that ousts him but they're definitely already trying to work out how to replace him before 2029.
>>534637571what if you're a lord
>>534637639>boarding school twinksNonce patter.
>>534637763if they outed starmer they'd have room to bring rJezza back in hehe
>>534637697>how good things were under the toriesyeah, boris wave and austerity mass immigration and pull yourself up by your bootstraps philosophyjust what the youth are demanding
>>534636155Say you'll be willing to pay once satisfactory services are rendered. Demand a freebie in compensation for poor services rendered by the previous escort and that the next one he sends is a professional
>>534637311
>>534637639Don't blame me I voted Green.So far as the Brit/pol/ exit poll are saying 37~ people (30 Reform, 5 (alleged) voters of Restore, 2 for the Tories) are getting "fell for it again" awards
>>534637866he's legit an idiot, he's been forced into political talk by the jannies but he can't, so all you get is retard takes, then when he gets laughed at "i i've done you accept concession" etc. He's a brainlet
https://xcancel.com/BasilTheGreat/status/2052425770476110089#m>OUTRAGE AS LABOUR MINISTER ENSURES MIGRANT RAPIST DOES NOT GET LONGER SENTENCE>Ellie Reeves MP, SISTER of RACHEL REEVES, appointed as SOLICITOR GENERAL by KEIR STARMER >MONSTER Ahmad Mulakhil an illegal migrant from Afghanistan raped a TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL in Nuneaton last year and filmed the entire attack as a trophy>Shadow Home Office minister Alicia Kearns urged ministers to argue the sentence was too short and should be REVIEWED but Labour Minister Ellie Reeves said NOGotta gape that hole
>>534633204So what you're saying is that he is another self serving twat that believes his own bullshit?
>>534637311Kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger
the conservative (nigger loving scum) party does tonight and you're not celebrating????
>>534637866did you even read what I said brah?>>534637790what about them?
>>534637663Meanwhile the muslims who were threatening people in gorton'n'denton was just disregarded by police and called a racist conspiracy by the media.
>48 Minutes till ceasefire
>>534638043Dies****Tories die tonight
>>534638043Does what
>when your area didn't have elections today so you're just going to be watching the shitstorm
1 hour left to vote for Reform
>>534638084Fucking dies
>>534638084your mum
>>534638061shouldn't they have a say too if they're genuine royalty and own lots of land
>>534638043>that kneeabsolute unit
>>534638043I'm getting hammered on cider wdym?
colleagues at work urged me to "vote"why are goyim such willing participants in their own humiliationelectoral politics is a religion where you keep getting fisted and raped anallyimo
>>534633204Is his constituency not up for a vote?
>>534638079everyone knows a Russian ceasefire is as good as an Israeli one is.
>>534638129dependswhat can they bench?sick of the country being ran by verities and erics
>>534638043You misunderstand, the nigger lover party 2.0 is winning quite handily tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvxyP7UUJ30very cosy viewing for this evening
>>534638079Sunderland usually count first but I have a theory that they count fast because they don't count at all and throw most of the ballots away and award it to Labour.This time around most people in Sunderland are wanting a change from Labour, they're wanting Reform and support at the doors for Labour is incredibly low so it'll but very suspicious if somehow Labour get in again
>>534637966>https://xcancel.com/BasilTheGreat/status/2052425770476110089#mhe got 15 yearsnot sure why I had to dig so far to find this basic information, but here it is for you all
the conservative party (race traitor boomer scum) dies tonight And you are not celebrating????
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15798511/Hospital-staff-thought-woman-24-struggling-breathe-overreacting-spent-hour-corridor-oxygen-mask-not-connected-died-inquest-hears.html>Hospital staff thought woman, 24, struggling to breathe was 'overreacting' and spent hour in corridor with oxygen mask 'not connected to anything' before she died, inquest hearsrNHS
>>534638213hit the gym fatass
>>534636155send him a voice message of a recording of that liam neeson bit from Taken
>>534638271kek
>>534638185Why? You just sit on your useless arse on MH bennies no matter who runs the show.
>>534638216>oxygen mask 'not connected to anythingYour average BAME nurse probably doesn't understand it has to be connected, and thinks the mask just works by juju.
>>534638169it is up for a vote today yesHolborn & St Pancras.
>>534638257I'm battle fit you stupid lizard
Random pakis and nogs who don't even have a BRI'ISH passport can vote in our elections because.... uh.... muh Commonwealth or something.
>>534638271>Gwud Lwuck
>>534638143I only voted for a pisstake and when I was done the people there thanked me for voting which I found a bit weird. There was a young lad in a suit and Reform rosette standing outside who didn't make eye contact with me when I looked at him, reckon he's on the spectrum.
>>534638406your bmi is 35 the only thing you're fit to battle is a 30 quid deliveroo order all by yourself
>>534638216>read article>click home page>top storyBonnie Tyler, 74, 'is in an induced coma after her condition deteriorated following emergency bowel surgery in Portugal'oh no
>>534638185they have skivvies to bench for them, they're lords of the realm
>>534638216Fucking horrid>>534638406Falstaff maxxing
Sorry I'll post it again so you faggots can screenshot it THE CONSERVATIVE (NIGGER LOVING SCUM) PARTY *DIES* TONIGHT
>>534638350Now imagine living there and unironically voting for that cunt.It would be funny if he lost his seat, and then maddening when he turns up to work as PM the very next day and just cracks on with it, no-one daring to challenge him.>uh s-sir? you don't work here anymore>clear our your desk, you're fired>y-you can't fire me>security, remove this hysterical womanAnd then they do. PM for life.
>>534638520>30 quid deliveroo orderWhat's that these days a big mac and chips?
>>534638579look at you staring at the food menu
>>534638441Kekhttps://voca.ro/19g0XPNx2npZ
>>534638579But Reform are gaining in the poll sire.
>>534638520you've never served in your life
>>534638185>what can they bench?What's your PR?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778101614520735.mp4
>>534638316I'm inactive particularly because of how the country is runsick of being surrounded by weak degenerate mongs with no principles and sick of seeing them in power toowhy should I contribute to a nation like that? that actively denigrates itself by putting cheap, moneygrubbing, weak people in powerif I do contribute, it'll be something where I feel I'm making a difference at helping people pull themselves up by their own bootstraps which is what the nation is supposed to do for itself but no we have middle and upper class landlordmong beancounters who see the entire country as one big hmo projecting their own mediocrity on the nation and just extracting as much wealth as possible then blaming the proles for the issues downstream of that whether it be bennyspakkers or immigrants or pensioners or whateveras a man, you're supposed to serve something bigger than yourself, but currently, I'm much bigger (figuratively speaking kek) than this country on principle and in substance (also figuratively) so I would be doing myself a disservice to live any way other than I currently amgive me something to serve as a higher calling / purpose that doesn't include serving the interests of frog faced suited nonces who serve the interest of the international bankers / financial class and then we can talkbut for now I'm stayingcomfywhile looking into stuff I can do locally that'll give me some sense of satisfaction at least in the short term
>>534638673reform pave the way for restore, restore pave the way to chaos
Reeves or Kemi? Which ones would you smash? I think both would be great in bed but I bet Reeves is a total freak in the sack
>>534638738Kill yourself you disgusting nigger i
>>534638213>>534638579Umm... breddy sure they will remain His Majesty's Loyal Opposition no matter how bad of a shellacking they receive.
>>534638738Reeves, I wouldn't be seen dead with a black woman. >>534638757>>534638757>>534638757New
imagine a world where the tories don't exist You won't have to after tonight lmao
>>534638696was half expecting widdecombe to drop an f bomb at the end there
>>534638441>when I was done the people there thanked me for votingdesperate to maintain their illusion of changing elitesinit
>>534638684you to the waiter when he brings out anything less than enough to feed a family of 6
>>534638725>give me something to serve as a higher calling / purposeIf you're waiting for someone to give that to you rather than finding it youself it's never going to happen
>>534638725Omega cope lolyou are what you are because your a retard and that will never cbangeSome posh blue bloods and society didn't make your brain wonky and then have you gain no education and sit playing pooter games for 20 years. LolAbsolute unbvelievable levels of NPD copearoony
>>534638858I don't think he likes the car.
>>534638257fatarse* Stop using Americanisms. You complain about foreigners and then talk like one.
>>534638696https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Barnett>In 2010, Barnett's father was sentenced to three years and eight months in prison for operating brothels in the Greater Manchester area, following a prior eight month suspended sentence in 2005, after which he had continued to operate the brothels under other people's names.[14] Her mother received a suspended sentence for money laundering related to income from the brothels.[15] According to police, they "found emails between Mr Barnett and his daughter Emma, talking about his 'whores'".[15] Although Barnett refuses to talk about or answer questions concerning her father's conviction,[16] she has written that the experience traumatised her[17] and that it has been a "long, horribly bumpy road to forgiveness".[16]
>>534639047it's the slap bass! He dunt like it!!
>>534639079he eats like an americanhe looks like an american just thought ass would resonate more with himno need to be such a brincel about it
>>534639047not a fan of cars myself prefer walking desu
>>534639209State of you trying to make excuses instead of taking accountability for your own actions. You're such a Poofter.
>reform are actually going to win jesus christ. what a laugh
>>534638725hahahahahahahahaha the delusion hahahahahahahahaCan't even tie his fucking shoes because of the elites not teaching himHAHAHAHA
>>534639239Fuck off fredyabba dabba do one
>>534638988>If you're waiting for someone to give that to you rather than finding it youself it's never going to happennothing I said indicated that, quite the opposite in fact>>534639020>no argumentI accept your concession
>>534638725>I'm inactive particularly because of how the country is runbecause the country is run so they can pay bennymongs like youif it weren't then you'd have to get off your arse
>>534639319kek
>>534639283sat here trying to figure out how to incorporate the word foid into this post since its the only incelism i know and i want what i say to resonate with you
>>534639319youve done me
>>534639379>nothing I said indicated that, quite the opposite in factWhat apart from>give me something to serve as a higher calling / purposeSounds like you're being pig headed on purpose
