NOTE: This is the ANDES STRAIN. Human-to-human is confirmed with this strain. Waiting for confirmed andes strain from frenchie and Flight Attendant (it's been long enough that we can assume he's got it)Cases: 9 (+6 suspected)>Deaths: 3Suspected in Denmark, France, Canada, USA, Singaporeconfirmed in Spain, Netherlands Germany and Switzerland and Israel.W.H.O BRIEFING TODAY 3PM CEST>https://x.com/DrTedros/status/2052296742259835346 (embed)>FRANCE SURRENDERShttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39024022/canary-islands-rat-virus-cruise-dock-banned/>What we know about the cruise hantavirus outbreak and his origins>https://www.cbsnews.com/video/cruise-hantavirus-outbreak-origins/>Breaking news:A rare form of hantavirus is believed to have spread person-to-person on board a cruise ship. 3 people are dead, 4 more are ill and nearly 150 others are stranded aboard the ship, where they will stay potentially for months until they are cleared to leave.>Spain Official Statement:"Spain will host the MV Hondius vessel in the Canary Islands in compliance with International Law and the humanitarian spirit."https://x.com/i/status/2051759760488157650 (embed)INTERESTING FACTS:Deadly virus samples went missing from lab in ‘major biosecurity breach,’ say authorities (December 9, 2024)>https://www.foxnews.com/health/deadly-virus-samples-went-missing-lab-major-biosecurity-breach-say-authorities>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-09/queensland-lab-breach-missing-vials-virus-health/104701198FDA Issues Massive Recall Linked to Rat Feces Contamination (January 9, 2026)>https://www.prevention.com/food-nutrition/a69950559/food-drug-recall-gold-star-distribution/KINO:Footage of gay man trapped inside the cruiser crying for help:[YouTube] My MV Hondius Statement - May 4, 2026 (embed)LINKS:https://hantavirus.replit.app/https://hantavirus.live/PREVIOUS >>534663715
And it’s go boys go, they’ll time your every breath
Since I’m the main character of this world I won’t allow you guys for force a happening like how I did 6 years with Covid so I could have a vacation from school. You don’t have my permission nor Gods but maybe Satans
You removed a case and you haven't even updated anything.Singapore is testing two men who were on the boat.https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/singapore-tests-two-residents-hantavirus-after-cruise-outbreak-2026-05-08/
>>534671795btw op you forgot to take out flight attendant from the postshes confirmed negative testhttps://www.rtl.nl/nieuws/binnenland/artikel/5599168/klm-stewardess-hantavirus-johannesburg
>>534671795KLM FLIGHT ATTENDANT TESTS NEGATIVEhttps://www.rtl.nl/nieuws/binnenland/artikel/5599168/klm-stewardess-hantavirus-johannesburg
>>534671795You still haven’t added the 4th death
>>534671795And WHO and health authorities and “experts” are downplaying it just like they did with Covid19, which has been totally memory holed.
>>534671795>W.H.O BRIEFING TODAY 3PM CESTanother one?
It’s funny how if this was 1800s they would just blow up the boat. Only in our retarded times would we take care of the three most sick people and bring them off the boat. >>534671850RR 12 - 20 is normal
DAY ONE EXPOSUREDAY THREE INFECTIONDAY EIGHTEPIDEMICDAY FIFTEEN EVACUATIONDAY TWENTYEIGHTDEVASTATION
>but what about the faggot and the eldMe in charge >blows up boat
>>534671795>9Wasn't it 10 yesterday?>IsraelIt was the European strand though
>>534671894Still a couple "IF's" left in chamber. >>534671922noted and picrel
>>534671922>shes confirmed negativeWas she symptomatic?If she wasn't, it's not any confirmation at all.
>>534672005How is you neighbor doing anon?
We have started multiple fucking wars over blowing up boats our selves (civilian boats) but the one time people are sicks it’s “oh no” let’s get the most sick people off and bring them to shore -_-The human race
>>534671954has not been confirmed, didn't want to jump the gun. Germans said suspected pneumonia but are taking extra precautions to test for verification. Unless I missed something...
>>534672065isn’t the reason she even went to the hospital that she had symptoms?so yeah I would say so
This is why God has to step in sometimes. We will start world wars over a fucking boat but oh Not the faggot!
>>534672061She hysterically made herself sick got a few days off and can go tell Janice and Neil all about it when she gets back.
Hantachuds, I think we should take the loss and retreat. It's over.
Nothing ever happens. Hantavirus is a fags and addicts disease, airborne transmission is rare. life will go on. You will continue to post from your mother’sbasement wishing for the apocalypse thst will never happrn
>>534672194come on I'm hoping, its really spreading, and lockdowns AGAIN
>>534672087An ambulance was here earlier but only saw as they were pulling out, normally I can hear my neighbor upstairs but haven’t heard shit since yesterday.
>>534672091we could ask the jews to do us a solid for once? They seem to get away with that sort of thing
Two more weeks until it becomes a pandemic
so has there been any other video except that one crying faggot?
It's essentially over because the KLM attendant didn't catch it.
>>534672216I don’t want lockdowns. I like happenings but not ones that affect me to this degree. I would be more than happy to take this L
>>534672194NO, two more weeks and we know if it's a complete nothingburger or Covid 2.0, everything is still possible be patient
>>534672232Do you know if he ended up testing positive?
Hantachan playing hide and seek.
isn't everyone involved in this ancient
Daily reminder that globalists want to kill you all off and have their brown AI slave class before you rise up and overthrow them. It's time for Occupy Wall Street 2
>>534672005woo hoo, lock down traffic is the best.
>>534672354>>534672371
>>534672417We need new lockdowns immediately
>>534672371>2 more weeksThats not how this one is going to happenthere will be hotspots, it will look like is fizzling outthen it will jump up again due to a long incubatorthis will continue for monthsalways like its getting containedthen you will get a super spreader eventby that time the virus will have mutated to spread a lot easierboom
>>534672274Eight, actually.
>>534671992Retarded? Oh no anon, they're doing it intentionally. They want to kill you off and establish a global slave class of browns and AI. They want you to not get angry and march on their homes and to just stay put whilst they kill you
>>534671795kys, die all of you. Fuck off from this website
Deagal report 2026 population estimates in progress!
>>534672323Nope. Or images of anything. Despite a ship full of photographers. An Airport in SOUTH AFRICA. No visual warning signs of symptoms...no deceased photo's...videos or selfies of anyone in quarantine. You'd think there'd be something right?
>>534672468What makes them think they can survive this?
>>534671966Yep. >You don't need a mask, stupid! Only doctors need masks. >You better fucking wear a mask! OVER THE NOSE. Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Boring, fake & gay astroturfed virus. Let me know when the WEF faggots get it and 30% of them die.
>>534672449>super spreader event>2020 Covid- What chinese holiday had all families get together and eat from the same plates?>2026 ANDV- World Cup
This might be a test too a mockery of Covid from my happening 6 years agoIf we blow up the boat God might punish yet at the same time if we don’t blow up the boat we could all die. We already took people off so man has made its choice Great Now I have to step inhttps://youtu.be/Phb0gEpyWLs
>>534672607Lets GO
>>534672607you just know its going to happen
>>534672515Yea, that means its a BS op.All the bongs at least would be trying to sell their story to the tabloid media for the highest bid.
>>534672549Kinda. Yes Epstein and Jews This is unique though
>>534672476no. I like happenings. Potential happenings let my mind run loose with possibilities. It's a lovely feeling.
This is like Johan from monster. How much is life worth? 3 lives? 8 billion? We have blown up boats for a lot less and no one would blame you besides maybe God
>>534672663thats too bad because the flight attendant tested negative
This is why I don’t travel. Too many retards
>>534672648>Yea, that means its a BS op.I'd argue the opposite. The amount of scrubbing that would require is immense. Even with two planes full of people not making a tweet about their experience? or taking video of a woman being escorted out? Or a bunch of niggers NOT filming? I mean even the bullshit operations have SOMETHING visual. Small chance it's actually horrific and they're suppressing it to quell fear until the right time.
>>534672733Good. You can tell everybody they can stop and let the passengers off anywhere. >patient zero died two weeks ago with an average four week incubation.
>>534673006We demand new lockdowns now!
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2009040“Super-Spreaders” and Person-to-Person Transmission of Andes Virus in ArgentinaSome reading
KEK
>>534672417ThisTKD
>>Deaths: 3
Remember when this all happened 6 years ago and it ended up being fake and gay and a big lie that people were tricked with, a big lie that was both false and untrue, made by people who were intentionally deceiving us by convincing us of something other than the truth?
>28 threads already>cases went down instead of upThere's literally no reason for widespread concern, here. Viruses that kill 30-40% of their hosts within a few days aren't great pandemic candidates. There's isolated outbreaks every single year and nothing ever happens. This just gets more attention because it's on a ship.
>>534671954How many days it haven't been added? Four days? Five days?
>>534673462First thing that stands outAll previous outbreaks appear to have been in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
>>534672049>IsraelYentavirus
>>534672835Slow-burn reveal of the narrative like last time. Give me a fucking break, shlomo.
>>534673462>Our findings traced the first person-to-person transmission event to a birthday party with approximately 100 guests. The index patient (Patient 1) attended the event for 90 minutes and was reportedly symptomatic at the time, with fever and malaise. Five persons (Patients 2 through 6) who had been seated close to Patient 1 reported onset of symptoms consistent with ANDV hantavirus pulmonary syndrome between 17 and 24 days after the party (Fig. S3). Patient 2 was the most likely source for six infections in other persons during the early prodromal phase because of his active social life. Patient 2 died 16 days after symptom onset, and his spouse (Patient 9) was febrile while attending his wake. An additional 10 persons who attended the wake and were in close contact with Patient 9 became ill between 14 and 40 days after the wake for Patient 2.
>>534673574Black plague killed more than 50% and spread around the world for a century straight. The Spanish flu was similar to hantavirus and killed 10% of the global population just a century ago
>>534673560Sure, and that's the real issue at stake here.The question isn't whether a real pandemic is happening (viral pandemics don't even EXIST).The question is are they pulling off another hoax on the planet to further their NWO agenda.
No need to make a thread about this virus, all this is nothing but a bluff
Don't these people know what happens in the Odyssey?(also I can't find the booking page for the MV Hondius cruise the outbreak happened on. It's like the cruise never existed)
>>534673574KNOWN cases went down because it's not isolated to a ship where they can test everyone anymore. How'd they possibly find cases when they're not even showing symptoms yet? Give it some time it's not even been one week
Breaking: everybody who pressed the red button confirmed as safe from the virus
>>534673640and have an average r0=2 prior to containment. wheeee
>>534674001i give it two more weeks
THIS GENERAL IS US GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDATHE VIRUS WILL BE USED AS AN EXCUSE TO JUSTIFY FUEL LOCKDOWNSAS THERE IS A FUEL SHORTAGE PENDINGBUT THEY CAN'T TELL THE PUBLIC THIS OR THEY'LL ADMIT LOSING THE IRAN WARSO INSTEAD THEY'RE PEDDLING THIS REPETITIVE COVID-19 ESQUE BULLSHIT TO JUSTIFY THE FUEL LOCKDOWNSDO NOT REPEAT THE VIRUS PROPAGANDAHIGHLIGHT THAT THIS IS ONLY ABOUT FUEL LOCKDOWNSYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>534672394cute
End of the week: 4Next week will be 8 deathsThe week after? 16.See the pattern yet?
>>534673560quite the coincidence that the fake pandemic last time started on May 6, too.So, I've figured it out. Some anons were saying, oh, they did the fake one so we'd be disarmed for the "real one."Nah. They're double bluffing. This one is also fake. They will try lockdowns and jabs again. They are that stupid and evil, and so are most normgroids.
>>534674129that and this >>534673703doesn't really hold up to what we are being told about the spread
>human to human airborne hantavirusesDo not exist
>>534674189>Next week will be 8 deathsI don't think so
>>534674189doubt
>>5346738178000 burgerbucks for a fucking cupboard? Suck my chode, do boomoids actually pay for this scam?
>Although several high-risk medical procedures were performed in patients with ANDV hantavirus pulmonary syndrome, including orotracheal intubation and cleaning of bodily fluids such as vomit, diarrhea, and other secretions, no nosocomial infections were reported among health care workers who had been in direct or close contact with the patients at the health care facilities (Hospital Esquel Zonal and Epuyén Rural Hospital). Approximately 82 health care workers were exposed to symptomatic patients with confirmed ANDV infection at Hospital Esquel Zonal from December 2 to December 13, 2018. Of the 45 persons who worked in the intensive care unit and emergency department, only a small number used any form of personal protective equipment (including N95 respirators [N100 respirators for intubations and cleaning], goggles, and disposable laboratory coats) while they were in direct contact with an infected patient. Nonetheless, we identified one secondary nosocomial transmission event that occurred at Hospital Esquel Zonal, which is an advanced health care facility. Two additional nosocomial transmission events occurred at the smaller Epuyén Rural Hospital, for which information on the use of standard personal protective equipment was not available.WTF, once hospitalized, there was very little spreadit seems that the virus spreads better when you are either asymptomatic or barely symptomatic
>>534672733This either means A) she does not have Hanta and just caught some other airline aids or B) since Hanta has a long incubation time they simply tested her at a point where the viral load is not significant yet as it is incubating and got a false negative.
Nothing ever happens
>>534674458We genuinely might be fucked with this1 Its never been in a high mobility population2 long incubation3 The highest viral window is just before and during the onset of symptoms
>>534674556it means this really is a nothingburger, you dumb fucking leaf. kill yourself. you have no idea how disappointed I am.
>>534671795>General #28lel, nothing burger general.the only reason covid got big because libtard can't shut up about racism. gov seems handle this hanta or whatever better since it's a bunch of infected white people.
>>534672394Cheesed to meet you
Its a listed side effect of the covid vax.
this is all hanging on the french dude at the moment
>>534674684Says the sub 75 IQ burger. Surprised you can read well enough to type that comment Jamal.
>>534674175nice...I made some...changes
>>534674175enjoy
>>534674192>jabs againwhy? they already got who they were going to and this seems vaccine resistant. even in 2023 with those koreans
FUCKJust realized its FridayThats why the French arent releasing the resultsThey are holding of until the weekendWhat a fucking world we live in
>>534673508>33>1233This is a joke right? Or no wait, I believe it. 33 years ago was the last case in the US
>>534674937And whoever he infected before being hospitalized.
>>534671795>possible asymptomatic transmission + 7 day transmission windowaw hell nah wtf bruh it won't be a nothingburger
>>534675121for me its the fact that means that whole flight has potentialIf he was close, he would have got an bigger initial viral load, quicker onsetFor the others, they will have a slower incubation as load builds up, like every one who was in contact with the woman in the airportThis is going to go on for months
>>534675112Gotta wait til markets close on friday. The bets were placed this week.
>>534671795>Cases: 9wasnt it 10 yesterday?
>>534675214>This is going to go on for monthsWith what the other anon said about flare-ups and continuing on, It's a great cover for CDC to weed out specific area. I wonder what emergency powers Biden created for "potential pandemics"
>>534675355see>>534672061https://www.rtl.nl/nieuws/binnenland/artikel/5599168/klm-stewardess-hantavirus-johannesburg
>>534672399Yes but that's because they were boomers on a cruise ship.Guy who caught it from walking through dump full of rat shit - boomerWomen who did the Nurgle run through the major international airport, while sick, after watching her husband die horribly - boomer.I would have expected this from Indians. Fuck.
>>534671795>#28over literally a few people with some virus that won't spread lmaooooooooooo holy shit this is pathetic
>>534675380I am not worriedThe economy will be so fucked by then its going to be mad max time anyway
Is this another "It's Over" sign?
>>534671795>transmission prior to symptom onsetOh wow, it's actually over for real.
fantavirus spread on that ship cuz the cook mixed in rat mincethe recipe's name? NOTHINGBURGERfantavirus out of the menu before it was ordered not even oncefucking cunts
>>534675568just slowly...then reeeal fast mid june. I wonder if the 250th birthday party of America will still happen on the 4th of July?
>>534675551So pretty much confirmed that Ivermectin is a treatment for it.Good thing it's OTC here.
>>534675607well he put in the Andes variant...so now it's human-to-human. Something of note. Can it go back to animals? Cause that would be special
>>534671795This is nothing more than a Democrat ploy to mask up for ballot fuckery during the mid terms.
>>534671795People aren't taking it serious until we see anthropomorphic memes of the virus and people calling it the hentaivirus.
No, this cannot be happening. You promised lock downs and WFH!
>>534675459This is the Baby Boomer generation's final middle finger to everyone. > Yeah, we fucked all generations before and after us, we dumped our parents in retirement homes after stealing their homes and we are selling our houses to leave nothing to our kids so we can go on expensive cruise trips. Baby Boomers are the worst generation ever, literally everyone born before and after them is worse off by their existence. The were the worst and most entitled spoiled brats, the most obnoxious leftist activists, and the most greedy capitalists. And they flooded our countries with infinite Poopjeets. They just wanted to make sure they had 1 major middle finger to the rest of us before they leave.
>>534671795Why in fucks name did they let passengers get off the fucking plague ship and get commercial flights home? Why not just quarantine the ship, its passengers and crew for three months until the infections die off? Drop them supplies and food on deck by helicopter. Only let doctors on board. Problem fucking solved, for probably very little money.In what world did it make sense to let anyone from that ship get off it after the first death and go fly home? Just tell them "no, you're getting a free extended cruise, try and avoid the coughing passengers, see you in 3 months."
>>534675915so they could infect as many niggers as humanly possiblethis is the disease that will cull the african population growth
>>534675894My dad sold me my dead Grandpa's truck a couple weeks after he died. >"It's a fair price and a good truck"...t-thanks dad.
>>534675459They know they'll all be rotting in hell in 10 years so they're trying to fuck up the rest of the world in the meantime
>>534675915Do you really expect people to be competent?
Hantachan needs a beach episode.
>>534675894All so that they could prop up their pension schemes that its been known hasn't worked out financially since the 1980s, but you know, if you import more people you get to kick the can down the road a bit more so its a problem for someone else after they die.
I'm wondering why testing is taking so long. Especially with symptoms.JUST GIVE THEM A FLU/COVID TEST AND IF ITS COMES UP NEGATIVE. THEN ITS PROBABLY HANTA-ANDV AND YOU SHOULD QUARANTINE UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS
>>534675969Yes?! This is how you used to treat any ship with the plague back in the day. Just let it sit in the anchorage for a few weeks until people stop dying or being sick. If it worked just fine in the 17th-19th Centuries then it would still work just fine now.
>>534675915That was before Hantavirus confirmation iircCruises are floating old folks homes, passengers randomly drop dead all the time.
>>534675976Finally, people are taking this virus seriously.
>>534674140>>534674001It's been two weeks since Nurgle's run through the airport. If we go from 28 Days Later, which got it's name from this virus, the next wave of cases will be active in two weeks.Unless it gets into a slum and starts spreading and mutating there quietly, then you might see it pop up again in summer. It will start with sporadic cases of unknown origin, then all of a sudden the hospital will be overwhelmed, and there will be hotspots in multiple countries. Then, by winter, it will be everywhere.All because some boomer decided to fuck the world one last time for her convenience.
>>534676028I'm wondering why they can have symptoms but the test can come back as negative.
>>534676028Its FridayThey are holding off until the weekend
>>534671795if anybody doesnt think they're spreading this on purpose they dont have a functioning brain
>>534676121At least she suffered, some solace in that
>>534675915Because they want you dead or enslaved.
>>534671850our jewdata centers will save us
>>534676067Thats where the word quarantine comes fromLiterally means 40 days Thats how long ships had to wait offshore during black death
>>534672109they are making sure patient 4 has as much refugee rapegang dick in her as possible before complete diagnostic
>>534676128>the testA problem well stated, is a problem half solved
>>534672530megatrillions of dollarshundreds of deep underground military basesyou think i'm joking?https://youtu.be/Plu08Dg388gthe deep kabbalist jews want to wipe out all life from the surface of the earth, and EAT us by the billionsliterally their lore
>>534676245"it's not rape if they're unconscious or dead"Poos and brazilians...is that thing with the muzzies too? Is it a just a blanket brown thing?
>>534676441They are too arrogant for their own good to believe they can control everything. They can't and one day it's going to come back and bite them in the ass.
>>534675950Please god, let it reach India
>flight attendant confirmed negativeWell there goes my only hope of something happening. The passengers on the flight were the only chance this had to become global. Pack it up guys, the people on the ship will be treated and this will be over soon with no pandemic or lock down.
>>534671795how's da charade goin? crisis solved once again thanks to tedros and his homies?
>>534671934>up sixty days incubation timeit's activation of installed covid vax trojan really?
big normie w, we'll continue to have sex and smile outside, sorry weird internet men!
>>534676533ppl in india are more or less immune to it
>>534676571The tests don't apparently mean jack shit, because they tested other niggers on the ship that had symptoms but it came back negative.
>>534673713spread by fleas on rats that did not killed rats
>>534676771it uses your own immune system against you. The trick will be getting around their poo-mmunity. Someone just needs to bring it to the Rat Temple.
>>534675915>Why in fucks name did they let passengers get off the fucking plague shipwere jewish probably
alright I'm out. I gotta do something else for a bit. BAKER NEEDED>or not... lets see how the day goes
>>534675551>>534675623
>>534671894if you were then you'd have gotten digits.
>>534673448lockdown best time evahnobody works - just like mequiet streetsspiritual vibes
I really wish something major would come of this, but unfortunately it seems extremely unlikely at this point. I'm sorry happeningbros, we did not win this one...
Obviously with COVID’s’ <1% mortality rate the correct decision was to not vaccinate. The actual deciding play will be those who do decide to take on the immunisation for Hanta. We are talking a fraction of a percentage world wide who didn’t jab for covid, yet had the discernment to look at the mortality rates of Hanta and jab accordingly without blindly blanketing every vaccine as bill gates goo. Dispute this play with logic/reason or fuck off
>>534671934Two of the people that are confirmed now also tested negative first. Seems like it is purposefully sneaky
>>534673716>>534673560you guys are missing the ploteverything is stories/talesthe pandemic tale is irresistibleyou can go against it with your weakass gay sterile stories about fake viruses and ivermectin, it just cannot competefearporn wins everytimewe are gluttons for death and sex, it is what it isthat's life
>>534677403Covid was 3% and Andes is 40-50% depending if you get the hemorrhagic fever version. This could be cooked in a lab and all this could be wrong. We know nothing right now
>>534674458It seems to need high viral load to spread.So our only hope is that the boomer butch wife was a superspreader and infected like 10 people the same as the wife of the first argentinian guy who infected 10 in her funeral.People with good imune defense systems and liver damage more likely to spread it.The bad news is that after 3 generations the viruss loses the virus load needed to spread further.This virus was caught very early unlike in China and has both a low window where spread is possible and the symptoms are very agressive once it starts and eventual death.It doesnt look like its going anywhere near pandemic levels.
This fat cunt gave me HantaVirus.
>>534673713>Black plagueKilled so many people because the early-mid 14th century had an insane amount of wars and famines even by medieval standards (see: Little Ice Age)>Spanish fluKilled so many people because World War I caused a global famine and there were millions of people crammed together in trenches and refugee camps.
>>534671795So what stocks do I invest in this time?
I'm out of the loop. Give me a quick run down, but specifically the why and how this thing is being called the HentaiVirus
>>534677933JapanimationPornographyVirus discovered on a cruise ship, a flight attendant that had interacted with one of the victims was thought to be infected but is actually negative and thus said virus will probably die within the next few days, unless life is actually interesting and something happens.
>>534674915Anyone wanna clarify/debunk this
This is just one big fat nothingburger. Stop cleaning your hands and just touch anything and anybody anons.
>>534677832>Black plagueHey guess which country still has regular outbreaks of bubonic plague to this very day?
>>534678075There is no guarantee the testing kits are accurate. They need to refine them for this particular strain and then ensure they are running them from tissue that has a sample in it. Its entirely possible that whoever designed this virus also designed it to evade typical testing protocols. This is a bioweapon and weapons have unique features to help them hide.
I think it's conclusive at this point.The deaths aren't increasing. It's over and nobody else will die.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>534678092i want the full paper.... :'((
>>534678266Clearly not enough since they still have the highest population in the world.
>>534678301The stewardess testing negative kills the possibility it may have spread quickly. It's over.
>>534678428That's what I'm saying.>>534678275Eh, I kinda wish for that to be true, but honestly the chances are looking grim.
>>534677755Fucking furries gooning over the possibility of catching zoonotic diseasesSpiritual pajeetism
>>534678368>The average person uses 1 roll per daythis is so dumb. people dont realize that toilet paper has two sides.the back is like an empty page that awaits your peni got down to 0.5 tp/d this way
>>534671795How is shitting blood kraut anon doing?Also because it's not melena (dark coffee grounds shit, which would be digested blood) you can tell the bleed should be pretty close to the anus.
>>534676121>which got it's name from this virusIt was called the Rage virus, and it was a Rabies derivative.
Because the virus is so slow im gonna comeback in a week or two to see if its the real deal.Gonna do something else to pass the time
>>534677403i'm just not gonna take it (the vaccine) is all.
>>534678092>>534674915From that one page it seems highly likely this is copied from VAERS or similar. "Adverse Events Reports" means these were reported, doesn't mean they're actual side effects. More like someone got Herpes from somewhere after the vaccine, so they reported that as adverse event, and presto, now retards believe Herpes is a side effect from the vax.Just look at that absurd grab bag of symptoms.
>>534678632You're going to have to. Everyone will. This is the real deal.
>>534678600It just needs to hit India, that's all. And China for good luck. But the virus has to hit India.
>>534678695yes that's why i want the full paper, but still waiting :/
bullshit machine in full swing
>>534679218Its not cap.
>>534679218It's cap.
They manufactured this virus to reduce fuel use.
not an happening, go home, not everything deserves a general
>>534679218Hantavirus is much more dangerous than coronavirus.Shitty articles written by millenials being unable to convey anything out of it is another issue
>>534678743For me, it's Nigeria
>>534679240>>534679452>capzoomers try not to sound like sassy black trans womyn on twitter for one second challenge
>>534679542Can't even joke around and throw a slang word ironically without someone bitching.
>>534677049Baking
>>534679530Don't blame millennials, blame women and fags, that's all who is left in MSM
>birdwatching while barefoot at a landfilldo argentinians really?
>>534679630It's just funny to me to read and hear the way zoomers talk because they don't know that in their cadence and vocabulary they sound exactly like an unhinged tumblr activist screaming her hot take in 2015The internet has bled too far into real life
>>534679492Easier to just bomb refineries
>>534679731these were tourists
>>534671795Literally every single year there's minor outbreaks of Hanta in various parts of the world, civilized and non. Objective nothing burger that people are trying to push like the retards they are. They were making fun of this shit (Hanta) decades ago in the fucking X-Files for crying out loud.
>>534678557Hemmarhoids
>>534678580it's so fucking goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbcuK8WBKE8
>>534672138Gotta wonder about the accuracy of a hantavirus test
>>534679848I want to believe
>>534679666Thanks, Satan:) don't forget to take off Flight attendant from bread. Just waiting on Frenchie now.
just woke up, give me the latest fags, any new cases of infection apart from that dutch flight stewardess?
>>534680028she just tested negatory. Good news at least is a lot of people disembarked and scattered around 2 weeks ago
>>534679848How many of these andv breakouts led to people in close contact hopping on planes and flying around the globe
>>534679218saw the pics first, and my first glance reading was " our writer vegan..."
>>534680000
Remember removing Jews is the only way to stop pandemics
>>534671795I hope I get it and die
>>534680116You know times like these get the best out of me.Flight Attendant has been taken off the list
>>534680079it's over, isn't it?
>>534674407it's the sleep spotthey spend their time rubbing shoulders with other niggers
>>534680237This, but unironically.
>>534680530there are less agonizing ways to gowhy not pay a cute japanese girl to choke your to death with her thighs?
I'm tidying up the dough since there's glowtraces in there
>>534679848All it needs is an increase in virulence to become a serious threat to global health.>>534680423We'll need to wait a couple weeks, but it's doubtful it's going to spread.
>>534671917This. Whoever is baking is just lazy. >WHO briefing todayThat was yesterday. Lazy bakers update the op don't just repost copy paste.
>>534673574Meme...you are misinformed
>>534671795I do bio-hazard and crime scene cleaning for a living. I didn't work through Covid, but I sure as hell am going to have to work through this if it blows up. The most annoying thing that I've seen about this so far is the WHO sending those medical nigs to extract passengers while only wearing exam gloves, bootleg KN95s, and gowns. Absolutely insane. When I have to deal with a nasty ass hoarder house and/or a melted boomer, I'm rocking a 3M fullface and a non permiable suit with a tape seal on arms and legs AT LEAST. Sometimes it even requires a 40mm gas mask, or a PAPR. This is the standard loadout commercially for biohazards, and the WHO is sending these fucks in with dental PPE. insane. They did the same thing with covid. Looking forward to playing The Division IRL in a couple months. If this gets bad enough, we're going to probably get contracted to zip the bodies and toss them on the street to await a pickup that may or may not come. My time to shine!
>>534681175I'm suspecting bots or glowniggers
>>534681321Same bro. I've seen legit posting effort over the let 3 days from a bong, a dane, a windmill, a sopa and a memeflag and then the rest is tard-bots imo. The sloppa chan images are lame too. When you compare this to covid 2019 threads it's very apparent this place is a shell of its former self.
>>534681199>kn95Those have basically replaced n95s n99s n100s in medical settings because they're cheaper and not certified lol. Anything to save a buck
>>534671795Bros, I'm this guy >>534614197>Starts like the flu>simmers downAnd now I'm here>your lungs fill with fluid>bp drops>you might go into shockQuestion about the "simmers down", does that mean it gets a little better or A LOT better? Because apart from a little dehydration (chapped lips, brain feel feels groggy when I move around) and back pain (maybe kidney pain from the dehydration) I feel like nothing happened at all, I actually feel like I could climb Mt. Everest.Am I in danger? Doctors told me to call again if I feel worse, I don't ...
>>534680283they are teh best. As always, if it's happening to me, I expect meme's of my death. I will honor you all the same. It's a pleasure to be on the crest of greatness with the truthful. Whether the tides recede or the waves crash upon civilization, witnessing the rise of potential with frens is one of my favorite pasttimes.
>>534678580He means the movie name. Are you acoustic?
>>534681613I won't even let temps use those on my jobs, they're such fucking dogshit. They do nothing, and are super uncomfortable. They're theatrical masks, anyone I'm my industry that uses them is probably doing the same thing as what you said. Cheap as shit alternative to something that actually works, that can be used to bill insurance the same as the real deal. Wonder how many people this will get killed? Time to order another filter case, fuck me.
>>534672091>We Who is we ? People don't act as 'the human race' they only act as individuals
>>534671795hanta DOT bandors DOT orghi frends i am monitoring the situation, i'll post updates as i see them. i posted a le funni cat and banned phone fags from my website.
>>534681530The difference is when Covid happened, we didn't have AI trawling the entire internet causing the narrative to leak onto social media super earlyIt's happening too fast, This place is mainstream. What took months 6 years ago now takes days.
Because of the mouth breathers getting angry at this general, I will make sure it stays at the top of the catalog.
>>534681894We gonna have a sticky when it goes full pan.
>>534681616If you start hacking up a lung theres a good chance its hanta, this would typically show up 3 to 10 days after the initial flu like symptoms
>>534675976The only good thing about this new hoax and psyop is the influx of hantachan in argie andes attire pics.Ebolachan, coronachan, palmachan, etc
>>534681321dont call me a bot or glowie. I was baking with denmark last night, passed out after WHO. >Suspected is not a confirmed case>the flight attendant was declared negative so I subtracted one from the total cases. >Not much to update as WHOniggers and french faggots aren't giving useful info and slow walking confirmation of Frenchie (for good reason as that would satisfy secondary infections)>you can call me lazy, but I ain't no jew glownigger>I haven't baked in a while. I'm sorry to my scribe brethren
>>534681946>If you start hacking up a lung theres a good chance its hantaI'm sorry but I'm ESL, "hacking up a lung", you mean if I start coughing blood?>this would typically show up 3 to 10 days after the initial flu like symptomsFuck. So I'm not in the clear yet?How do I prepare myself?
>>534681616did you get a positive test?
>>534681616take a flu/covid test. If you fail that you probably have hanta.my best guess and bypasses hospitals and three days of getting poked
>>534681946Is this a good time to stock up on ivermectin or HCQ?
>>534672537https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778243437888154.webm
>>534682082hacking up a lung just means really bad coughingusually you cough up mucus if it's bad
>>534671795So the made up diagnosis is asymptomatic. Wow, you must be respected. Totally transparent epidemiology too. Right.Fuc off.little demagogue wannabes getting off on the fearmong.Closed door science, can't independently verify anything. Also it's food poisoning.The testers are likely as bullshit as the covid ones that went off with tap water even.Enjoy the plandemic.
>>534678394https://downloads.regulations.gov/FDA-2022-N-0904-17940/attachment_1.pdfWish Granted
>>534682082never blood thoughif you're coughing blood that's a "get medical attention immediately" sort of thing
>>534682124They didn't test me, they told me to stay the fuck put and call again if it got worse. That is all.>>534682139I don't have any symptoms anymore, would they even work at this point? I would have to go outside and buy one though.>>534682239>>534682307Gotcha. I was dry coughing a little last night, it really hurt my brain when I did, but it was very infrequent.
>>534682383i think you should visit your local mosque or synagogue
Couldn't they have started this shit earlier? I got exams coming up mid May and only a lockdown can save me. I live close to Switzerland, so, maybe, I got a chance. >inb4 just study broThat's what I'm doing.
>>534682082hacking up a lung>coughing hard or forcefully with repetition >coughing up blood>coughing up chunks of somethingIt depends who you hang out with on the definition, but it's never really a good sign. >How do I prepare myself?Prepare to treat severe symptoms. An oxygen tank may be needed. Make yourself comfy. You'll need all your strength. Mentally prepare yourself I assume for potential blood. Electrolytes for quick regaining of hydration. All of which I'm spitballing. Your local health officials would probably offer treatment, testing, and comfortable isolation, as you would be a first and are a high risk candidate (20's-30's very social)Take notes and pictures please.
>>534682239Coughing up mucus doesn't necessarily mean anything, I've been coughing up mucus all day everyday for over 20 years now. Some people just produce a lot of mucus.
Ahhh half the population is going to die, it'll be just like the Thanos Snap!!!
>>534682383Fucking kiss me, dude. No homo. But I need that virus, I need to pass these damn exams at all costs...
>>534682383are you a smoker?
>>534682383>stay the fuck putAnd you obey? This is your one opportunity to actually matter in the world and you're "staying put"? Exercise your rights you damn pussy. Could be your last weekend on earth so take some ibuprofen and get the fuck out there.
>>534682519>spitballingrough estimations
>>534681616for hanta virus to win (which we all want here) you have to get worse. can you drop something large on your feet and call the doctor to say that now your feet hurt?
>>534679848It was thought to be impossible for it to spread human to human until this cruise. Some South American scientists had said otherwise for this particular strain but the rest of the scientific community dismissed them.
>>534682536I've started doing that around six months ago. What were you diagonosed with?
>>534681321>I'm suspecting bots or glowniggersor maybe no one is taking responsibility for baking because doing so on a fast-moving potential happening requires keeping the bread fresh. outdated info gets stale fast.
>>534682536FYI dairy intake can be associated with that
>>534682853no it just laziness and/or inability/unwillingness to act
>>534682383Go sing karaoke in a bar or something man.With a shared microphone that gets passed around.
from 10 yesterday to just 9? what a fucking nothing burger
>>534682912>implying that's not what was implied
>>534682804Andes has always been human to human
Thread is littered with engagement baiting bots or paid, plainly obvious, and following the pattern, see my post at>>534682287 if you want to see that it was implanted in the vaccine.
>>534683026derpyes, that's what you did imply
Its kinda looking like its just Andes and this can be explained away by unhygienic fags with dirty hands at the buffet
>>534682912>>534682853I like participating and making memes with happenings. It's been two days. Not much new info is out, is there? I do respect your strict adherence to proper bakes.
NOOOOOTHING BURGER*clap* *clap**clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*NOOOOOTHING BURGER*clap* *clap**clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>>534683163Fugg. Memeflag is right.Airport boomer super spreader might still be a happening.
>>534683278Biggest bullet dodge of our life if that's case. The coin lands in unironically two weeks.>hanta chan should be flipping a two-faced style coin and it should never land
>>534683277lol no
#28 >>534671917 Singapore is testing two men who were on the boat>>534671934 KLM Flight attendant tested Negative, >>534672061>>534674458 It appears the virus spreads better when the carrier is asymptomatic>>534672607 World Cup 2026: Potential superspreader event?>>534673462 “Super-Spreaders” and Person-to-Person Transmission of Andes Virus in Argentina >>5346737031/2
>>534683823>>534674154 Mind the Bake>>534675551 Ivermectin isn't proven to help against Hantavirus>>534676164 Superspreader Fears>>534682287 Reminder: Hanta-virus is a known side-effect of the COVID-19 vaccine>>534683163 New suspected case in Alicante, Spain2/2
>>534682536how much do you weigh?
>>534683776Are you retarded?
>>534683823damn, you are good. o7 The general is in safe hands. I can rest. Thank you Nederbro
>>534683921o7
>>534683823>>534683867>instantly becomes mvplegend
chlorine dioxide
>>534682519>It depends who you hang out with on the definition, but it's never really a good sign. Gotcha>An oxygen tank may be needed.I don't have that kind of money Anon, WTF.>Make yourself comfy. You'll need all your strength.Alright>Mentally prepare yourself I assume for potential bloodI can handle blood, but thanks for thinking ahead>Electrolytes for quick regaining of hydration.Can I just chug gatorade or powerade or do I need "proper" electrolytes?>All of which I'm spitballing.Alright, I already assumed there was no "perfect" instruction set. I handled 'rona back in '21 all by myself (>>347776300) as well, manual breathing control and all.>Your local health officials would probably offer treatment, testing, and comfortable isolation, as you would be a first and are a high risk candidate (20's-30's very social)Again, they told me to stay put and that it is probably just a flu.>Take notes and pictures please.Am doing, I also take my temperature, Temp_Max was 38,1°C (100.58°F), right now I'm at a very comfy ... hold on let me check ... 32.5°C … that' can't be right? It's just surface measurement because I don't have a proper fever thermometer.>>534682604Bro WTF>>534682670I'm straight edge>>534682710Bro I was never a big party goer. Also I wouldn't need Ibu, I feel perfectly fine.>>534682753No>>534682941Again, not a big party goer.
>>534671795>3 Deaths.All ate rat shit infested food and this nigga thinks it's a real pandemic.
>>534683905Not confirmed of course but *any* other cases who have been through the Johannesburg airport would be problematic at this time because it's at the beginning of the possible incubation period.
>>534672530Too many people deeply underestimate the resources they wield compared to the rest of us.https://eattherichtextformat.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/They'll be fine.
So it's over?
>>534684273they're empty souls, easily swept off this plane of existence at the rapture. no piles of ore will safe them from that
>>534671795I'm sick of people calling this Hantavirus instead of ANDV-26, it's like calling COVID-19 just "Coronavirus"
>>534684391Shut the fuck up 1pbtid
>>534684444no you fucking kike shill stop essentially calling covid coronavirus
>>534671795I'm ready to get my vaccine and my booster
>>534672394she..shes not very good at it
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>>534684170>gatorade or poweradethat will do fine. Maybe vitamins? gummi, specialized, multi. whatever you can afford. If you can only afford one bottle, get a multi-once-daily. Take two. If you can afford two. Get a vitamin C. Take one above recommended doses. >32.5°Cchills/hotflashes were mentioned as a symptom. So get some towels, blankets, and ice packs. Help your body regulate temperature. I'm just imagining it'll be the worst flu of your life. There also was mention of Rasberries and that family (blackberrries, strawberries etc) being helpful. Best of luck Hans.
>>534673560>remember the best time of your life (despite still being a wagie and forced to go to work)yes?
>>534684677
>>534674556>run the pcr for 20 cycles>>but boss we ran them at 45 for covid and you need at least 27...>i said 20
>>534684768norms gonna freak 2.0things about to get comfy
>>534683163I knew it had to be more infected. Here we go.
>>534684854
>>534684561That just makes it cuter.
>>534684862this time i'm ready for them :-)it's gonna be awesome
ITS OVER
>>534675964>heres the keys to your pops truck son. He wouldve wanted you to have itReally makes one ponder
>>534684561Improved sneaking stats.https://files.catbox.moe/4lwht1.mp4
