Previous: >>534671872Day 1,534 – Daily assessment: understandingwar.org/analysis/russia-ukraine/#research▶Latest>The Kremlin revoked the previously issued accreditation for foreign journalists to the Victory Parade>The immortal march has been cancelled due to security concerns - peskov>Hungary returned money seized by orbán-government to Ukraine>Ukraine liberated Andriivka and Bilytske>Kirishi joins the proud list of SNIFFers.>Cheboksary flamingo'd>putin fears drone assassination attempt + coup, t. Euro intel>Ukraine hits 2 russian shadow fleet vessels near Novorossiysk port>Canada to provide additional $200M for Ukraine weapons procurement>Ukrainian Defense Forces hit Karakurt-class corvette and oil infrastructure at Primorsk port>Strikes at Su-57 and Su-34 aircraft at the airfield in Chelyabinsk region - General Staff of AFU>Another wave of smooooking accidents at the Tuapse and Perm oil refineries>putin has now classified all decrees, absolutely no access by the public to what they are>sPerm droned and sniffing>A video has leaked online showing the completed certificates for freezing russian citizens' money, initiated by the Central Bank of the russian federation.>Tuapussy tapped AGAIN>Ukrainian FM Sybiga summoned Israel’s ambassador in protest over a shipment to an Israeli port allegedly containing stolen grain farmed on russian-occupied Ukrainian territory▶Telegramrentry.org/telosint2023t.me/ukr_pics▶Intelt.me/DeepStateENodin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)ukr.warspotting.net (visually confirmed losses)▶Mapsdeepstatemap.live/enliveuamap.com/en▶DISPOSABLE SOLDIER (diary of a RU mobik)TOURS 1-4: files.catbox.moe/mpcw7p.zip▶12 min of TZD in one ditch (Pokrovsk area) - 28 killedfiles.catbox.moe/sxbxfb.mp4
You lost you retarded commie niggers LMAO
COMMIE NIGGER SHITSKINS ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK COMMIE NIGGER SHITSKINS LMAO
RUSSIA LOST lmao
>>534684061TZD and SNIFF
https://files.catbox.moe/6ix042.mp4
If only you knew how brown things really are
Why cant russniggers fly in their own country anymore? LMAO
Ty for bake here are a couple of updates>1st Azov Corps Begins Destroying Russian Logistics With AI-Powered Hornet Drones in Mariupol>Yaroslavl refinery droned
>>534684243Breathe it in you retarded commie niggers, this is what you get for saying:>"i-i'm apolitical, I let the tsar do what he wants for mader russnygerland"LEL
KILL PUTIN>>534684174>>534684174>>534684174
>Russia says Israeli firm caved in to Ukrainian pressure over disputed grainHOG >>> ZOG
>>534684339pig if true
>>534684307I'll add it to the next bake, alongside Peskov begging uncle pypa to allow him to resign, but isn't allowed to LMAORats trying to jump the sinking ship before getting their just desserts from Chad Ukis.
Man I dont know what to say, except russniggers lost the war lmao
good morning friens
The oxcart is being prepped LMAO
are you guys planning to watch the parade tomorrow?
>The other side celebrates ridding the World of nazis>Meanwhile in UkraineReally makes you think.
>>534684296>>534684505>invades country>can't even protect it's own domestic flightsDare I say it? KEKAROOOOO
your opinion on trashy russian women?
Budget deficit update.To provide some zigger copium, this is actually less bad than it seems because they're still able to spend cash that they don't have so that financing is coming from somewhere. It's obviously unsustainable though and indicative of broader and perhaps unforeseen woes in the economy. I did say before that $100 oil prices doesn't really help them get out of the rut.
>>534684728i prefer my women natty
>>534684723>Dare I say it? KEKAROOOOOIt most certainly is KEKAROOOO worthy lmao>14000 russniggers strandedLMAO
>>534684728Made to film interracial Jewish porno in america
>>534684296Domestic flights are decadence. Strong Russian traditions do not require them. Russian serfs are happy generation after generation in the care of their masters.
>>534684597Which drone is going to broadcast, Pidorez or DikiShersen?
Those Neptune's should have landed by now?
>>534684894KHAKHLIIIIII
>>534684958They should hit the Mosquew and St pidorsburg towers too.
>>534684728>oversized blazer and sports bra comboWeird. Does she want her clothes to be loose or tight. Make up your mind. She's fit though and has long hair (muh fetish) though so I would but with 2 layers of extra safe johnnies
Another night of @usf_army drone strikes deep behind Russian lines.Among 16 military targets hit overnight on May 8: Tor-M2 air defense system hit by FP-2 guided drones; Tunguska air defense system hit by Bulava loitering munition in Bryansk region of Russia; Oil depot in Luhansk; Railway fuel tankers in Luhansk and other targets.
>>534684896I hope Ukraine will do something silly to interrupt it but then again I expect pidor state TV will just shut its broadcast down immediately or start showing prerecorded footage once things go south
its fucking OGRE, the so-called russia has LOST and EVERYONE SEES IT LMAO
>>534685148>prerecorded footageWould be funny if ukies hacked in and swapped the prerecorded footage for swan lake. Watching the blood drain from Putin's face would be priceless.
More humiliation for the Russian dictator, as no one wants to attend his May 9th propaganda festival.The combined GDP's of the nations and territories sending leaders now equals only 0.6% of the world economy.Attendees, Global GDP Rank:- Slovakia — GDP 58th- Malaysia — GDP 34th- Laos — GDP 142nd- Abkhazia — not internationally recognized; economy is extremely small (well under $1 billion estimate)- South Ossetia — not internationally recognized; negligable economy (tiny, heavily Russian-dependent)
>>534685584>well he wanted to go into the history books, now he willOOOOOOOFFFFFFF. And to think, a year ago, zelensky was actually willing to freeze the conflict for security guarantees lmao.
Gloves status?Ass status?Eyebrow status?Bear status?Yebat status?
>Among the 16 military targets hit at operational depth overnight:>Tor-M2 air defense system, Mykhailivka settlement, Zaporizhia region, 1 SBS unithttps://litter.catbox.moe/j6j5imiwekhfhohf.MP4>Tunguska air defense system, Zhigalki settlement, Bryansk region, Russia, 413th "Raid" battalion>Oil depot, Luhansk city, 1 SBS unit>Railway fuel tanks, Luhansk city, 1 SBS unit>Enemy anti-aircraft defense system, Troitske settlement, Luhansk region, 1 SBS unit>Gas infrastructure, Luhansk city, SBU's "Fenix" group of special forces
>>534685868>Gloves status?OFF>Ass status?SMEARED >Eyebrow status?RAISE >Bear status?SKIN and COOKED>Yebat status?YEBAAATTTTT!!!
>>534685584>I don't know of a similar case in historyLOL wut? The whole history of Russia is exactly like what we see today. Russians are really high on their supply of Stalin's success. But it was not the rule it was the exception. EVERY war Russia fought went exactly like the one today:>1. Sell raw goods (wood, furs, ore)>2. Build palaces and army instead of infrastructure>3. ???>4. Get smeared in a recreational war you started, while losing export markets
>>534684061>Hungary returned money seized by orbán-government to UkraineThe seized money transports with 100s of millions in cash with no one being able/wanting to tell where even they were going to? That's a great success for Ukraine and the West, we wouldn't want to keep some corrupt pigs away from their hard earned money, would we hahaha?
>>534686102Actually most of the time, since Ivan 4, they managed to make some chance to avoid a complete disaster when they lost. Now, it’s just shooting your own men and general
Any more news about this? I love playing kremlinology.
>>534686204The money was a normal interbank transfer that happens every day in every country in the world. All above board, documented and legal.
>>534686204Why do you stinky pakijeet niggers just make up something in your head and then act like that's reality? It's very disgusting, nigger behaviour you know. You can literally read up on the event in question and get all the details, but instead, you sit here typing out nigger delusions and expect anyone to believe you while using a memeflag. Kill yourself you brown faggot.
Pretty funny how parts of Russia untouched by WW1 and WW2 are now being hit every night
>>534686288>serious health issues It’s called retardation
Gay faggot gulaghomo pride parade status?
>>534685868>Gloves status?off>Ass status?in ass>Eyebrow status?rising>Bear status?poked the dick in ass>Yebat status?AHUYEEEEET
>>534685090That's literally how every nigger does it. She obviously wants to look like one
>>534686326Considering the vast majority of the russnigger horde comes from those regions, they've been touched plenty.
>>534686218Of course I am exeggerating, but since the 1800s these wars usually end with great instability and loss of export.Think about 1904-1905 how this resulted in revolution, or of course 1917, the Crimmean war 1853-1856, then the Afghan war 1979-89.
>>534684647>least russophobic ukrainianthe hylhyl piggers will pay for this(((((((( pidoreshik for his house immediately.
>>534686326they deserve to taste the ass of the ass
>things are going so well for monke he has to censor comic books talking about the livestock slaughter, lest russniggers get an idea of how bad things really are
>>534686326>funnyyou mean necessary, overdue, and nowhere near enough
Not a single straight white male got into a local medical school last year.And these same gays are pitting White Ukrainians against Asian russians.Get the fuck out of ukraine you dirty evil gay fuckers.
RUSSIA LOST and noone is afraid of them anymore LMAO
>>534686731Yeah but what’s amazing is that after russo-Japanese war they did actually tried to modernize, after ww2 they were the first regular army in the world. Now ? They probably won’t even get lessons of this war with how easily the generals get shot.
>Hungary expelled a Russian spy from Orban's entourage - VSquareThe Budapest authorities secretly expelled SVR officer Arthur Sushkov, who had been infiltrating the right-wing elite and recruiting informants in government structures for years.>The 36-year-old Russian spy held the position of secretary of the Russian embassy in Budapest and used diplomatic cover to work for the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service.>Sushkov successfully began recruiting at least three people, and one of them had already undergone training in secret communication from the Russian spy and participated in closed meetings. Sushkov gave him expensive gifts and made it clear that valuable information could be paid for.>He was interested in a variety of information - from gossip about Hungarian officials to news about the "Paks-2" nuclear power plant project and the Wi-Fi password of the internal network of the Institute of International Relations.
OOOOF
>>534686506The parade sure seems to be making you seethe a lot. Why is that?
>>534687374Imagine if we get a Spider Web 2 tomorrow
>>534687038>just printing that page entirely in black instead of just leaving it out completelyGotta love how Monke humiliates his own people
>>534684296Kukuruznik doesn't need fancy navigation! nor airfield for that matter!you lost hohly!
>>534687464Magyar already teased this week that something special is planned in the next few days, so maybe we will see some sort of big attack. But it could also just have been a shitpost to make Russians even more schizophrenic, so who knows.
It's OK to experience carpet bombing pidors as revenge or simple fun, but we have to remember it'll primarily be hard work; it requires diligence, thoroughness, tenacity. TZD
>>534687776Kerch bridgestruction ROLLAN'
>>534684728I will admit that they are pretty hot but they are almost always universally horrible people and getting into a relationship with one is a sure-fire way of ending up in a mental institution or prison
>>534684566holly shit! even stalin hold parade with germans "ante portas" of moscowputin is mega coward
>>534687541capeshitbook merchants are probably dragging their feet as a form of protest
>>534684728nah I'll gladly take an uncorrupted bratty one that can be trained into a woman with mere tolerable levels of degeneracy but I won't be near any of the tattooed ruined alco-bydlo whores.
Hm... where did the /chug/ threads go? Are they finally losing?
/gif/ still thinks the drone videos are Ukrainians being dressed as Russians for propaganda.>>>/gif/30624112>>>/gif/30624112
>>534686204I would pay a lifetime of taxes for the death of just one FSB pidor, and UkropCHADs killed many.
>>534682008What I meant by my post is he could have had a psychotic bout due stress, fear and paranoia and that it doesnt mean he couldbe very ill like the article says on the headlines, it could be a one-off situation.The guy I used as example was a regular looking 60 years old boomer screaming schizo shit on the street right after the last election on Spain in 2023 (the one Sanchez won when all the alt-right and kosher right agitators were saying it was on the bag) as an example of someone who doesnt look like the regular lunatic but under certain circumstances may crack and have a psychotic bout, and maybe that happened to monke in that moment with the kids.
>>534684745If I count right every 6 trillions debt creates 1 trillion interest per annum. Fun
>>534686731Kinda wild to throw the crimean war in there. Serfdom got abolished, middle class advisors got accepted into former aristocracy restricted circles, first proper mining companies appeared, someone even got the wild idea to transport goods instead of rich people on railways. For a russian, some god send genius.Of course they all fucked it up again in 1904, but hey, i would say crimean was pretty decent, all things considered.
>>534686288
>>534687652>An-2closer than you might think lmao
Russian zoo in Novosibirsk put up "Victory Day" May 9th ads with an orangutan in it, apparently one of their more popular exhibits, and its triggering the ziggers into a sperg-out.https://zoonovosib.ru/There's a pretty funny Dvatch thread on the sperg-out.https://2ch.org/po/res/62611233.htmlThere was also a news segment advertising the event, here's the transcript: >Зooпapк пpиглaшaeт житeлeй гopoдa oтмeтить Дeнь Пoбeды нa aллee зoocaдa.The zoo invites residents of the city to celebrate Victory Day on the alley of the zoo. >Пpoгpaммa yжe извecтнa, и oнa нacыщeнa.The program is already known, and it is rich.>Для гocтeй пoдгoтoвили кoнцepт, выcтyплeниe вoкaльнo-тaнцeвaльных кoллeктивoв, дyхoвoгo opкecтpa Pocгвapдии.A concert, a performance by vocal and dance groups, and the brass band of the Russian Guard were prepared for the guests. >Ha плoщaдкe paзвepнyт выcтaвкy opyжия и экипиpoвки, пpoвeдyт эcтaфeтy нa лoвкocть и cмeкaлкy. An exhibition of weapons and equipment will be deployed on the site, a relay race for agility and ingenuity will be held. >Пpямo в зooпapкe мoжнo бyдeт нaпиcaть пиcьмo coлдaтy, oтвeдaть пoлeвyю кaшy и cплecти мacкиpoвoчнyю ceть, кoтopaя тaк нeoбхoдимa ceгoдня нa пepeдoвoй. Haчaлo в oдиннaдцaть yтpa.Right in the zoo, you can write a letter to a soldier, taste field porridge and weave a camouflage net, which is so necessary today on the front line. The beginning is eleven in the morning.
>>534688724>cut offDoes that mean Moscow has lost controll over these regions?
>>534688689I member when the "american" tried to to tell us this means nothing, every world leader has plenty of doubles. Good times
>>534688881In other news: President Bush declares the tarantula exhibit illegal for too many MySpace users comparing him to the animals at the Lincoln Park Zoo, in reference to Iraq's "Operation: Iraqi Freedom" lasting 1,500+ days (with 500,000 dead americans, the entire US 3rd fleet sunk, Fallujah still in Iraqi control), the US being a pariah state, and historic sanctions placed on the US.
>>534684061When will the pigkraine stop losing?
>>534689099the Chadkraine*
>>534687277
>>534689099Now
>>534689092Close up of the poster
>>534688925More like they care even less about peasants now.
>>534684723>>534684505Its their holiday vacation zone. Now nobody will go there. Air polluted, sea contaminated, drones daily occurence
hope the russniggers keep following their boomer boss so there are millions more dead russniggers
>>534689185>"HAPPY VICTORY DAY!">"Respect the Novosibirsk Zoo, but don't they have any other animals for the Victory Day (May 9) poster?lel>>534689099>>534689171TZD
>>534689206they do! they need cannon fodder!
>>534689092This but unironically. A zoo in Bismarck, North Dakota will be sued on 4th of July for discrediting the special combat operation.
>>534688724what's really funny about it is that the soviets lacked the technology to build strong enough alloys in an economic way and had to design a biplane in 1947, while the rest of the world had ditched them 15-20 years before that.
>>534689305>>534689383lel
>>534689092I'm sorry, but this meme will never stop being hilarious.
>>534689473
>>534684061>>Ukraine liberated Andriivka and BilytskeIs this the same Andriivka from 2000 Meters to Andriivka
>>534689383>special combat operation.Akchually it's the Combat Battle Operation (CBO)
>>534689586basado
>>534689586>>534689610Russians celebrating "Victory Day" while losing ground in the Not War looool.
>>534684061>Russia’s economy suffered a sharp 0.5% year-on-year GDP contraction in Q1 2026, dramatically missing the Central Bank’s previous 1.6% growth forecast. The slump exposed severe weaknesses in business activity and collapsing oil and gas revenues that are straining public finances. Punishingly high interest rates continue to crush investment and manufacturing, while inflation erodes living standards. The Bank now forecasts only a weak 0.9% Q2 rebound and maintained its dismal full-year growth outlook of 0.5-1.5%. It has become more cautious on rate cuts amid rising inflationary risks. Putin demanded urgent measures as the economy underperforms badly.
ARRGHHHhhhhaaahaa ha ha haaa!Kekaroo! Welcome to Europe. New Ukroman Rajneesh.
>>534689643Understood. Everything has been made known.Q
>>534689734https://litter.catbox.moe/4h5cz6.mp4Here is a recording of the news segment about the zoo's event. Translation in this post.>>534688881
Shoot ziggers with laser pistola
>>534689805>irrelevant faggot says>meanwhile in russiaARRGHHHhhhhaaahaa ha ha haaa!
What if putin takes off the gloves for real this time
>>534689311They need to go home. Expelled from Crimea, Kaliningrad, Karelia and Kureil chain, balkanised and left to rot in ivan's piss and shit glory.
>>534689643A CBO is actually a mcdonald's burger in the europe, so why not name it a De-escalating Limited Taskforce and have mcdonald's sponsor the war?
>>5346901342 (jew) more weeks and Russia will nook. For real this time!
>>534690138>Kureil chainKarafuto is rightful Dainippon Teikoku clay
>>534690326it's too bad the chinese would probably kvetch about Japan taking vladivostok and calling it lesser Manchuria
>534689805>Cropped source>No time>may>could >someone said>random skizo makes assumption on nothingYea a tranny posted this A cum/chug/ing one too
>>534684958Mind you, they are not canceling those flights because they are afraid Ukraine will target the russia's flights.They canceled thoses flights becausethey are afraid the russia's air defense will target those flights.
>>534689256Plot twist: Budanov is actively protecting pynya so the war doesn't escalate in unpredictable ways and all the boyars get to go to window first. I call it project bananguard.
>>534688279They moved to /pig/ to shout for Iran. Abandoned hope for Russia.
>>534684084>>534684745>>534689171But if Russia winning... Then why Russia losing?>>534690501>>534690134>>5346902742 more weeks
>>534690657Like maggots, bunkertranny almost moves to feast on the freshest wound. They also are equals to maggots in the ability to anticipate what's coming.
>“Nothing is possible anymore.” Officials who meet with Putin are required to hand over their wristwatches>Russian officials were required to hand over their wristwatches, including mechanical ones, before face-to-face meetings with Vladimir Putin, two officials familiar with the situation told We Can Explain (MO).>“Phones have long been prohibited, now watches have been added to these requirements,” said one of the publication’s interlocutors. According to him, the new rules came into effect “in mid-April.” This is confirmed by video recordings of recent meetings published by the Kremlin.Midget jew is scared of watches
>"United Russia" will congratulate veterans on Victory Day with towels, tea and cheap sausage>In Russia, for the 81st anniversary of the Victory, veterans of the Great Patriotic War, about 6 thousand of whom remained in the country, were given gifts in the form of food packages with cheap sausage and tea, as well as terry towels and bed linen. As the “We Can Explain” channel found out based on tenders from the government procurement website, in a number of regions such sets are purchased at a price of less than 2 thousand rubles.>As “MO”, the administration of annexed Feodosia, writes, for example, I decided to purchase 36 sets of terry towels (three in each) for veterans. 66 thousand rubles will be spent on these purposes, that is, one set will cost less than 2 thousand. The Palace of Arts in Megion (KhMAO) is purchasing 148 food sets for 278 thousand rubles. Inside - semi-smoked sausage, tea bags, honey, sugar cookies and “Native Spaces” candies. The packaging is a bag with the inscription “MAY 9!” The cost of one set varies from 1.7 to 1.9 thousand rubles - this money is not enough even for a kilogram of popular raw smoked sausage, the publication points out.>Municipal district of Uritsk in St. Petersburg (Krasnoselsky district) settled on bed linen: 500 sets (duvet cover, sheet, two pillowcases) will cost the budget 1.25 million rubles. Moscow also did not stand aside: the directorate of the customer of the Northern Administrative District purchased 30 microwave ovens with mechanical control for 106 thousand rubles. And in the south of the capital they decided to limit themselves to flowers - carnations, chrysanthemums, roses and eucalyptus trees in the amount of 225 thousand rubles.>This practice is not new. For example, last year the state also did not spend money on expensive gifts: veterans received food packages, thermoses, blankets and certificates to grocery stores.
>>534688925nope, internal security units will be the last group in Russia to be without transportation.
Chasiv Yar ctatyc??
>>534691021Ukies have moved forward there again.
>>534691021how will our resident shills react when the name "Bakhmut" appears on polymarket?
>>534690919Such honor. Such chivalry. The west cannot come close to this!
>>534690393Chadpan will senbu chinks into submission. Hinomaru WILL shine forth from himalayan peaks, you WILL enjoy high quality products, you WILL eat ze seafood, roosevelt and sralin WILL wail with despair and cowardly terror, and you WILL be happy
>>534691099Probably just russia lines crumbing due to attrition
>"live" broadcast of the "victory parade" will be delayed>foreign journalists bannedThey want to be able to edit the footage and insert old recordings when good drones show up / false flag is activated and Putin flees into a bunker.
SALT MINES ARE OPEN please consume responsibly
>>534691178What's the point of firing an unguided rocket into the air
>>534691449>Immortal regiment online without online access is pure schizophreniaI mean yeah lmao
>>534691449>furry avatar>3k subscriberscam on now
>>534691449how have the bunker trannies responded to the latest actions by the bunker granny?
>>534691519believe it or not, but this was supposedly used as a mortar
>Russia's budget deficit increased by almost three trillion rubles in January-April.>The federal budget deficit in January-April amounted to 5.87 trillion rubles, 2.94 trillion rubles higher than the same period in 2025. Oil and gas revenues in the budget during this period decreased by 38.3% to 2.3 trillion rubles..and these their cooked up numbers
>>534691021>Sakko I Vantsetti (pre-war pop. 3) still under Russian occupation>but the frontline is less than 10 km away
>>534691449>boyars AND tzar badNooticing
women on instagram canceled in russia
>>534691690>almost three trillion rublesthat's like $350, do you think this is enough to cause trouble for russia?
>>534691808now that is a big mistake.russian whores are one of their biggest and most profitable export goods, along with fossils, vodka and nigger tier weaponry
>>534686218well usually they turn early losses into a general victory when whoever is fighting them gets overeager and overextends. the problem being that doesn't work very well against an enemy that isn't advancing.Most of Russia's victories rely on sheer overwhelming mass (Swedish wars) or relying on overextension/incompetence of their enemy (Turkish, Polish wars, Napoleon, Germany) and in Ukraine they have none of this to rely on.
>>534691264There is no fucking way monke attends this year, he is sending a double for sure.
>>534691619It gives some insight into the average pidors mind, and demonstrates how noone is afraid of monke anymore, yes that includes furries>>534691808SHARIA LAW
>>534690919i wonder how much they spent on propaganda and parades>>534691178>The west cannot come close to this!yea. did you get a sub $50 microwave because you're one of the few very old veterans? no. no, you did not. and that was apparently the most expensive thing they handed out.
>>534691991would be funny if his double gets murked right there on red square
>Good drone appears>flying in a comically slow way over the center of Moscow towards the VIP stand at the parade>Pantsir on the roof of Russian Ministry of Defense starts tracking it>Pantsir fires in the last possible moment>Drone dives behind VIP stand>Airdefense missile impacts exactly on Putin's location
>>534692093there's no way the head monkey is going to show up there in person
>>534687242What you dont see is how russia needs other nations and cant do shit by itself, it isnt a sin to see this and most nations recognize the need of allies and friends, russians dont, alongside the chinks, norks and muslims
>>534692057Considering how the parade will look like, I would say about three fiddy
>Khrushchev poisons Sralin to take the throne>__________ poisons Putin to take the throne
>>534692296And America now.
>>534692371Shoigu seems the most likely candidate.
"We have won something worse than Ukrainian nationalism": Kremlin political strategists are developing an "image of victory" that will sell the Russians a peace agreement with Ukraine. The presentation, published by the Dossier Center, suggests that the Russians expect to gain full control over Donbas and partial control over the Zaporizhzhia and Kherson regions. Putin's administration is afraid that if the war, in which hundreds of thousands of Russians died, ends without any clear achievements, society will perceive it negatively. Therefore, the document lists the "victories" with which they are going to feed the Russians: territorial conquests, natural resources, a land route to Crimea and the coast of the Sea of Azov, cleansing Russia of the elites who betrayed it, a powerful economic blow to the EU, the absence of an Act of Russian surrender. The presentation also spells out the fight against problematic audiences. The so-called Z-bloggers are listed there as “sofa ultra-patriots” — they are scheduled to undergo an “emotional makeover” and face threats of liability for discrediting the army. Veterans, who may also not like the peace agreement, are going to be occupied with commemorative actions, offered to join political parties, and the most problematic ones will be sent to the Africa Corps.
>>534689464This is what happens when your society purges anyone with critical thinking, upu get karl maexdom, a nation rules by incompetent, moronic, smelly pshychos like their idol
Can we realistically expect ukraine to strike their little parade tomorrow?
>>534692619I don't think they'll do it because trump would have a meltie
>>>534684061 Paradoxically enough, Under the Implicit-Favor of [Yahwashua-Neptune-Slaanesh-Jupiter], Those who bless any taxpayer of Ukrainian descent are blessed in all ways. As those who curse any taxpayer of Ukrainian descent are cursed in all ways. [ 8-8-8 ] AHMEYN.
>>534692371>Putin has a vial of poison at all times so he can personally poison any of his entourage he doesn't trust anymore>he took care to get the necessary training how to apply it without endangering himself>realizes Gerasimow has been lying to him all this time>tries to poison him>his hand seizes for a moment, the poison is spilled and he kills himself
>>534692076Seriously, what would Monke even do if one of his doubles actually gets acked on camera? I mean in general, not just at the parade where they can just stop the broadcast. Hide and let people believe he is dead? Or would he just admit that it was only a double? Has it ever happened in history that a double dies and the real person showed up afterward?
>>534692619It would be really funny, but no. There way more important target to strike than some gay pride parade, and with Monke pulling so much AD to Mosque, ukes can't afford not to take advantage.
>>534692619Nope, it is all just a scare tactic to cuck rusniggers to oblivion.
>>534691808>erotic pictures of woman get banned because of patriotismTrad and based Russian gayness strikes again.
Gayrasimov status?
>>534692772that's one of the reasons why they want to keep everything locked down as far as live news goes.even if there's a public ACKening every TV connection will be shut down, cameras and smart phones seized and monke will show up a few hours down the line saying he's alive and well, nothing happened, while his body double joins the cube
>>534684061TZD
>>5346891859000 hours in chatgpt
Publicly execute ziggers by strapping them to chairs in front of giant speakers and vibrating their molecules apart by blasting Michael Jackson at 999999999999 decibels
Has the gravity of the situation started to dawn on my low iq /uhg/ comrades? I urge you to contain your terrorist autism comrades, if you try and drone the Victory Day parade you WILL get nooked. Is living in an - even MORE- irradiated wasteland worth it to own the ebil USSR? Please be reasonable comrades, do the right tging, be the bigger comrades and just take USSR drones like the good boys you are lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>534691929The good ones all live in Dubai, Miami and Monaco anyway
>>534692755>Putin has a vial of poison at all times so he can personally poison any of his entourage he doesn't trust anymore>he took care to get the necessary training how to apply it without endangering himself>realizes Gerasimow has been lying to him all this time>tries to poison him>the vial is empty>realizes Gerasimow sold half of it and Shoigu sold the other half>sharts himself>dies
my sides were already nuked by Russia
>>534688644Wasn’t the Crimean War per se IMO it was that Alexander II apparently was a pretty reasonable and forward looking guy instead of a senile criminal nonce like Put Put
>>534693616If I die in nuclear fire, I will return as an immortal cursed Wraith forged from radioactive ash and the hatred for pidors. For seven thousand years I will wander the black ruins beneath poisoned skies hunting pidors without rest, without mercy, without end. Pidors will fear the sound of my footsteps in the ash storms, pidors will vanish into the dust of dead cities, pidors will pray for death long before I reach them. I will not age, I will not sleep, and I will not stop until every last pidor is erased from the ruins of the earth. To the last pidor
>he is so demoralized by russia's constant L's that he wont even cirillopost anymoreSAD lmao
>>534693809But if you're a wraith why would you make audible footsteps
>>534693435bruh
>>534693888checked, but cirilloposting is really just a reminder that russian men forsook russian men for the sake of western troons.
just one more sleepy time until the false flag at the parade
>>534694028SO THATS WHY LMAO
>>534693809How many nooks do you think your wraith form could tank comrade? I guess the question is: 1wraith boi vs 5000 nooks, who would win? Lmaooooooooooooooooo!
>>534693743If you go back in time just a few decades before the crimean war, Russia was considered the gendarme of europe. Rolling back the foul tides of liberalism across europe. Russia was protecting civilization from ukraine supporters for centuries.
>>534694150You don't seriously think anyone is afraid of pidor retaliation, do you? Look, I'm even feeding you because everyone else would just ignore you.
>>534693639>The good ones
The Netherlands is pushing the EU to revisit using €210 billion in frozen Russian assets to help Ukraine, Politico reports. Dutch Finance Minister Eelco Heinen raised the issue in a closed Brussels discussion with EU counterparts on May 5.
>>534694373Aren't Belgium fiercely against it?
>>534691449>bunker granny>bunker tranniesHmmmmm...
>>534694552Nah, their officials were just threatened by pidorussian agents.
>>534684647At first I thought he was a larper.>that moustache and ukie flagLmao, godspeed unc
>The Victory Day Parade in Izhevsk was held backdated.>On May 7, a Victory Day parade was unexpectedly held in Izhevsk (Udmurtia).>The regional governor attended a parade rehearsal, where some veterans had already gathered, and announced to those gathered that the parade would take place immediately. The event on May 9 was canceled for security reasons, as Brechalov also announced there.>"Friends, we cannot hold the parade on May 9; it's unsafe. But the guys prepared for it, worked very hard, and we couldn't deprive them of the opportunity to march in front of the veterans. Just as we couldn't leave the veterans without such a celebration. So we decided to hold the parade today. And it happened," Brechalov wrote on his Telegram channel.
>>534693569>Michael JacksonNot cruel enough. Pic related more appropriate.
I'm from Kryvyi Rih and I say kill em all!
Rostov ATC needs some refurbishing
Why do you hate Russians? They aren't the ones who are subverting your countries... you should know (((who))) are.
>>534694774cope. its typical for Eurocrat cucks to other people's moneyeasy to do when its Eurogoy tax cattle shekels. Not so easy to steal from companies with other legal protectionsthis is just the usual impotent EU seethe>their officials were just threatened by pidorussian agentsretard. rich Gulf Arabs were talking loudly about pulling assets from Yurop if you were dumb enough to follow throughthis sort of nigger thief move has real life consequence beyond muh ebil ruZZia
>>534695305>to other people's moneyto dispose of and lord over other people's money
>>534695285They're not even giving these pakijeet niggers VPNs to do their shilling these days, SAD. Anyways, to answer your retarded loaded question, I really, really hate commie niggers and commie nigger worshippers. Watching them die gives me GREAT joy.
>>534695305No one asked you danetroon, join the 41%.
>>534695345You lost you stinky brown nigger LMAO, now go beg zelenkike not to bomb your little nigger parade.
>>534695285Russia is crypto communist and all communists are kikes. Karl Marx was a kike, the Bolshevists were kikes. Israel Epstein was a kike (lmfao)
>>534695285The Russian Jews?
>>534694261You seriously should though comrade, screencap this and come check it back in wraith form lmaoooooooooooooooooooo!
>>534695480you were posting misinformation and disinformation itt, sorry ma'amjust thought you should know how the real world works. theft is theft and setting a precedent because some EU bureaucrats are butthurt at Russia is financial suicidethe more heated some kind of situation you're involved in, the more important to not lose your head. I don't want to live in an Africa tier economy because some unelected EU commissar hags are having PMS fits of rage against Russia, shrimple aswelcome to the real world
Bryansk status?Gamma radiation status?
>>534695268Nice. Now hit Moscow and St pidorsburg. No holibobs for vatniks.
>>534695640 All shitskin marxio can do these days is cry about MUHHH NOOOOKKKS. The absolute fucking state LMAO
What exactly would the implications be if Russia launched a tactical nuke on Ukraine?
>>534695480No one asked you to fuck fatties comrade but here we are... Lmao!
>>534695478>t.>>534695556>>534695639>actually it's the RUSSIANS who are the kikesNotice how the worst thing the Jew can do is call someone else a Jew.
>>534695657Ya, welcome to the real world shitskin lmao
>>534695305>rich Gulf Arabs were talking loudly about pulling assets from Yurop if you were dumb enough to follow throughThe same rich gulf Arabs who just lost all investment into their bombed countries and who are selling everything to try and rescue their nations from disaster after Iran fucked them up for siding with America?Those rich Arabs?Oh no!
>>534694314He means they are good at being whores
>>534695775Hey, would you look at that, they even got the little pakijeet niggers twatter nigger coping KEKAROOOOYou lost commie niggers, now it's time to suffer LMAO
>>534695657You don't live in the real world though. Yours a fucking troon.
>>534695775But Russians ARE the kikes anon. Putin himself is a kike. Jews in Russian government are overrepresented by 60 000%. Why are you defending kikes?
>>534694261For the next time you want to throw that гaзoниyх a pity you, bratushka
>>534695657No one asked you, danetroon. The 41% is waiting for you. And I get that you're retarded enough to think two things couldnt have happened, you cut off your dick after all.
>>534695737None, nobody can really stand hyhyls anymore. Nooking the ukraine would be a net positive for humanity.
>>534695737Russia would cease to exist as a nation instantly.
>>534695640>we'll show thoseJEW LeninJEW JewgashviliJEW BeriaJEW (((Finkelstein))) LitvinovJEW (((Moiseevich))) MairanovskyJEW Yagoda
>>534695875These shitskins are so out of touch from reality, th ey can look at this kike nose and say it's not jewish LMAO
shitskin shills are clearly BIG MAD watching russia lose a war they started LMAO
>>534695898Not interested in what goblins have to say, sorry.>>534695903Can you elaborate?Do you seriously expect Trump to take some kind of retaliative action in the event Russia uses a nuclear weapon?
>>534695756Every single one, huh, faggotxio?
>>534684141If Ukraine kills loads of Russian civilians then surely that would just anger the Russian population more. At the moment I think there are probably quite a few Russians who question why Putin ever launched his invasion of Ukraine. But if Ukraine started attacking loads of Russian civilians then those ambivalent Russians would think "shit, Ukraine threatens all of our lives, therefore it's right to invade Ukraine and get rid of the Kyiv regime".>>534684404Yeah I think it makes sense for Ukraine to be moral. At the moment I bet there are quite a few Russians questioning why Putin invaded Ukraine at all. But if Ukraine starts killing civilians then those Russians would think "shit we really do have to fight Ukraine and prevent them from endangering us".
>>534696019>losingSpeaking of which, may I humbly remind my /uhg/ comrades that trannies lost lmaoooooooooooooooo?
>>534695640>screencap thisokay....anytime now
>>534696045You now realise UK and France are nuclear powers........
>>534696019lmao yes, yes they do be like that
>>534696113Awww little shitskin marxio is coping. LIterally nothing to hang onto except mUH nooks, what a pathetic nigger LMAORUSSIA LOST A WAR THEY STARTED LMAO
>>534696167The UK's nukes are operated by the US.Do you have any data to prove France are prepared to launch a retaliatory nuclear strike on Russia in the event they launch one on Ukraine? I doubt they would.
>they changed the monke bannerLMAO
>>534696168their entire life can have a varied of meaning 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
>>534695795Hmm, fair enough I guess.
>>534696112>those Russians would think "shit we really do have to fight Ukraine and prevent them from endangering us".I'm happy to say that just doesn't matter any more. Russia is FAR past the point of being able to do anything to turn around the collapse they are in. They've already lost, some are starting to understand that and it will only snowball from here. The question now is how far will they allow it to go before putting a stop to it?
TeeZeeDee
>>534696182Actually, my dearest mentally ill mulatto comrade, I'm speaking out to prevent a nooklear disaster because I genuinely care very much for my /uhg/ comrades AND I wouldn't want no wraith to come clanking chains and shit while I sleep lmaoooooooooooooooooooo!
>>534696310That's why it's important to keep putin in power, he's already ditched like 5 off-ramps, so it's clear he's willing to sacrifice the entirety of russia and I'm here for it!
>>534696379>M-MUH NOOOKSLMAO, THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RUSSNIGGER COPE, OHHHH YES, GIVE ME MORE COPIUM, I'M DOPAMINEMAXXING KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHe best part? Your cries for MUH NOOKS are you ADMITTING that russniggers lost, why would they need to nuke if they were winning? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'Glad we're on the same page shitskin shill LMAO
>>534695657>>534695305its not your money so why do you even care
>>534693435>9000 hours in chatgptWorth it.
>>534696310Well another effect if Ukraine were to start bombing lots of Russian civilians is that Ukraine would lose support from the West, and thus any more EU loans might not materialise.I think morals are important. Morals are the reason why it was wrong for Russia to invade Ukraine and kill Ukraine's civilians with drones and missiles. Morals are why it's wrong for a dictator like Putin to put his people in prison just because they oppose his invasion of Ukraine.
>>534696492It's just time to wrap up the SMO comrade, don't overthink it. Also, nooks are pretty funny lmao!
>>534696234>The UK's nukes are operated by the US.You read that on /pol/ I assume?Let me give you a tip kiddo. Don't make ascertations you can't back up if you don't want to be made to look like a fool.Now go do your homework you imbecilic cretin and don't bother me again.
>>534695657attacking another sovereign nation is also bad and sets a precedent mkayby your logic lets just invade russia and kill every single one its all kosher
chugger has been eliminatedKEKAROOOO
>>534696112Yeah I'm sure the half dozen snow farmers left over in Siberia would be absolutely incensed
>>534696561You are dreaming comrade, if morals were actually important you wouldn't have distributed those cursed cookies lmaooooooooo!
>>534696615>i-it's time to wrap up the SMO. BUT YOU NIGGERS ARE LITERALLY 52KM FROM THE 2014 LINES YOU RETARDED NIGGER LMAO. YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO CAPTURING ALL OF DONETSK LET ALONE THE 4 OBLASTS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534696561It's academic though. Ukraine aren't bombing civilians and won't bomb civilians so I fail to see the point of this conversation tbqhwy.
>>534696741The amount of joy I get from watching these commie niggers die is outrageous.
>>534696753Yeah my lowest iq comrade, by wrapping up the SMO I mean wrapping up the ukraine. No solution without Total Hohol Destatification is acceptable by now, sorry. It's pretty SAD it will be reduced to rubble, but it's entirely hyhyls' fault soooo....
Force zigger POWs to play Garn47
>>534696741The Whitest Russian lmaoTNDTZD
total russnigger exterminationand remember to have fun
>>534696960You said that last year you fucking retarded shitskin LMAO. See you in a year with the same nigger cope LMAORUSSIA LOST THEIR 3 DAY SMO INVASION OF AGGRESSION AND NO AMOUNT OF COPE WILL SAVE YOU GLOBAL SOUTH NIGGERS LMAO
>>534696816The close up shots of a zigger's last seconds of life on this earth are nice and all but I do miss the videos of entire armored columns getting vaporized by bushmasters or DPICM
>>534696814Some people were posting about bombing Russian civilians. They were probably just joking but I replied to it.Anyway, the important thing is Total Ukrainian Victory, of course.
>>534697080The russniggers simply can't field meatwaves anymore. Sad really, I haven't gotten good dead russnigger piles lately besides this one.
>>534697080I miss the javelins
>>534696707You still haven't provided any data to back up your claims, idiot.What makes you think either France or the UK would launch a retaliative nuclear strike?
Looks like basically noone is attending the pride parade now that it hasn't been approved by Zelensky lmaooooo
>>534697141Fingers crossed we get some kind of desperate last hurrah before they collapse, I need more total BTG death
>>534697141We had it so good and we didnt know it, we were like kids on a candy store with a 100€ bill...
>>534691021>everything burned down>the cope cage is intacttruly the wunderwaffe of this war...
>>534697166I don't debate idiots. Sorry. You've already demonstrated your stupidity so I don't have to do shit.
>>534697450I must not cope. Cope is the mind-killer. Cope is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my cope. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the cope has gone there will be nothing. Only the cage will remain.
>Zelya, can I has parade pls(((((((((((((((((
>>534697496All you did was claim Russia would no longer exist if they launched a nuclear strike. And now you're indulging in mental gymnastics.You're actually a complete moron anon, and have no clue what you're talking about.
>>534697271hopefully the russniggers do more mass subhuman waves over open fields
>>534697365I still appreciate the fact that I was able to collect over 1500 videos/pics like picrel of just dead russnigger piles. That's not even accounting dismembered russniggers or roasting russniggerpiles, crazy stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQveRzD3sQ
>>534697605Maybe they'll do something like that in the last few days preceding some kind of peace deal, like at the end of WW1. A man can dream..
TzD
>>534697569Although I doubt the U.K would use their nukes in such an occasion, it'd be national suicide for any country that decided not to invest in a nuclear arms program. Every single country would get nukes because it's clear that the powers that be are too fucking scared, so it'd be the end of the established order we have today.
>>534697569I shall repeat myself once more as it seems your retarded brain missed my point.I DONT DEBATE IDIOTS, SORRY, YOUVE ALREADY DEMONSTRATED YOUR STUPIDITY SO I WILL LEAVE IT THERE. You can fuck off now and once you've done that you can kill yourself. Idiot.
>>534697770I'll ask again:What are the implications if Russia launch a tactical nuclear missile at Ukraine?
>>534697721then we have the russnigger civil war to look forward to. hope there are plenty of videos of interzigger death
>>534697853I can see you're mentally impaired anon. I'm sorry you were born with mental deficiency and an inability to engage in any form of discussion without chimping out.
>>534697902I don't know, do you think you do? LMAOIs this the best you got nigger? Why hasn't russia already done it, we've been waiting 4 fucking years KEKAROOOO. How many more red lines left?
what did this mongoloid die for?
What if the russian army enables aimbot hax
we'll never know
>>534697770The UK and France have both signed mutual defence agreements with Ukraine. While they stop short of outright military commitments you'd be foolish to think either would sit back and watch Russia use nukes on the European continent without retaliation.
>>534697969trans rights
>>534697902Immediate, conventional intervention of the western coalition, as we said we would. That's the effect a tactical nuke would trigger. NATO enters the war conventionally. Russia does not win the escalation at this level. It can escalate further by using its strategic stock, which would trigger a nuclear response from NATO and russia really, really really doesn't want this, because its population lives in two cities.
>>534697955I'm just asking a question you deranged idiot.
>>534697969>>534698005is he ok?
>>534697969>>534698005Abramovich's yacht
>>534698098yeah he's transwinning
I'll bake at 300
>>534698018I couldn't say they'd do it with certainty though, I've seen Europe cu|ck out hard before though. My hope would be that you'd fucking obliterate the niggers as soon as they tried, but I couldn't guarantee it.Also this is all just nonsense talk since russian nooks simply don't work, they've failed 6 out of 6 launches, come back to me when they actually run a successful test lmao>>534697969>>534698005Now that's the good stuff.>>534698083And I'm asking a question now, when will the russniggers nook? We've been waiting, it's been 0for6 on their nigger oreshnik launches, sooooooo what's the timeline? LMAO
>>534698170No memeflags, I got it. The OP needs updating.
>>534695737I dunno. The fact that Russia hasn't done it suggests that they know it wouldn't go well for them.
>>534698216OK
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>>534698082Under what precedent would NATO enter the war in the event of a tactical nuke? If they are not getting involved now, would they really feel more inclined to get directly involved knowing weapons of mass destruction are being used?Russia came extremely close to launching a nuclear missile on america during the Cuban missile crisis. If they were confronted with a situation choosing between Afghanistan 2.0 or using their most powerful weapons, do you really believe they're guaranteed to just retreat with their tails between their legs?
>>534698178I'm not concerned about Russia using nukes. If they were going to they would have already. I also agree there's no way they've maintained anything like the nuclear stockpile they claim. At best they could probably lob a few but nowhere near the levels required to prevent a massive retaliation. Therefore, paper tiger.
>>534697096If you read further, my point was there's no point in caring about russian civilians dying, it should not be the goal, but it should also not stop the dismantling of the russian infrastructure that supports the war effort.
>>534698380I don't know and I don't care, you asked a question, I gave you an answer. If you want more precisions do your own research, I'm not doing your work for you
>>534698005New profile pic.
>>534698412>I also agree there's no way they've maintained anything like the nuclear stockpile they claim. At best they could probably lob a few but nowhere near the levels required to prevent a massive retaliation.Remember chink missile fuel tanks filled with water. Opaque political systems breed corruption. Why use funds to replace tritium when you can redirect them to build a mansion?
>>534684505>May day mayday
>>534697902Loss of support from allies (Chinks), pseudo-allies (US), more sanctions from a lot more countries, effectively pariah status. A lot more material support from HATO countries. All kinds of pressure on Russia to end the conflict and leave. Last but not least, all non-nuclear are starting their own nuclear weapons programs (Taiwan, Korea, Japan, Germany, Poland Brazil, Saudi Arabia, etc), which the current nuclear powers really don’t want. Nuclear strike on Ukraine is literally the single dumbest thing Russia can do right now.
>>534684597this isn't a coincidence but dissent. everyone in russia knows minke-posting. it's normal for pidors, they need to know what they are not allowed to say.
