PREVIOUS >>534722313ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
TYB, and good evening all.
>First Shift updatesRizzo and Sticks join Dan in the studio>Toledo car stop where the driver fled, went to the house of car's owner, it wasn't him but he had warrantsFirearm and cell phone discovered in the car, trying to get search warrant>Berkeley County, fat drunk woman in pinkThey searched a third time for the purse, it wasn't thereCops drove her to her house but she refused to go inside her house, eventually went inPurse is still MIA>BOLO from Henry County VA, trying to set car on fire in parking lot, set himself on fireTalked to the cop in the countyAsking for people to report anybody missing eyebrows and arm hair
Good evening everyone. I have a splitting headache and am counting on beer to remedy it. Also,>Ashley Coons
>>534784813Shame to see a classic XJ being mistreated by zoomer faggots
>>534784398Deputy Myles Mathis looking zesty as fuck.
Last night was the best episode in a while. I doubt we'll have anything to top it in a while.>Coochies could be here, she thought
>reelz has moved to urgent care kit sales ads after hentaivirus programming women for just a weekTYBmorning gents
>>534785024I can't tell if the /pol/ zomgvirus crap is actually retards falling for it, or is just people memeingI'm hoping it's the latter
>>534784661Thank you for the updates anon
>>534785703I was thinking memeing but who knows at this point.
>>534784398Rolling for butthole.
>>534786211Butthole confirmed.
>>534786211>Roll for dickbutt
>>534786211>Anons used to ask for MY butthole, but now... *cries*
>>534786480Addy knows her butthole is always welcomed. It was just the first butt image I could find.
>>534784398Thanks baker!
>AutoZoSounds like a Pokemon
>>534786562this better be good
>Bad new mom and dad>I hope you're sitting down for this one>Your daughter was found with coochie pills
booooooring
>>534786902
>>534786906hahahahahahaha>DEM COOCHIE PILLZ
>>534786906>coochie pillsAnd they played it again on last night's recapGlorious
>>534786906I still received no explanation for what a coochie pill is or does.
>>534787063it's the stuff they advertise for during the showthe vitamins that make the coochie not stink
Was watching chud the builder’s stream earlier and that other streamer dude with half his front teeth missing ran up on chud and stole his hat then got away… Seems like chud is getting pressed more since rappers have been putting bounty’s on him.
>>534787117>it's the stuff they advertise for during the showshe was actually talking about some suppositories if i remember correct
>problematic Dodge ChallengersAdd it to the list
10 minutes in and we're already on a previously on segment.
we're fucking ten minutes in and dan ran out of live content
>>534787227>>534787221is it still cold over there?niggers not out of hibernation yet
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
He just tried to open the car door right thereI didn't think you could do that
Damn the got kai cenat, dude fell off bad after quitting streaming
>oh he got dem long tube headers>nitrous>LS>duct tape
>>534787267Rainy and chilly in the northeast.
>>534787267>is it still cold over there?nah
5'11" versus 6'0"
Happy Piccolo Day!
>Nigger with N02NOOOOOOOOOOO MONICA
>the money shot
>dis nigger wrapped up in vines and leaves
Damn these Clayton cops go hard then talk shit to perps every time. Love it.
>>534787505>raggedy ass car
>>534787505>You ain’t gonna drive dis raggedy shit again
Big dumper
>camera guy wearing MEDIA shirt just in case the IDF even thinks about it
>>534787505>my car>OUR car
>>534787584i'm in awe
>>534786556not a flattering angle, honestly
>>534787594>Were gonna have blue lights on top of this Charger by next week - Chief Taylor
>>534787633
Thinking about Jill Falcon.
>>534787507>when you hit the weigh station and decide to check yourself while there
what the fuck does she eat
>>534787719
>>534787834All she can
I don't know how an ass can even get that fat.
>>534787834>what the fuck does she eatOther, skinnier women
>>534787834Unseasoned corn syrup
>>534787889with mayo
someone would
>>534786480What was she crying about againI think it was a kid being shot but I might be wrong
>>534787842Beautiful ass
>>534787947someone IS
>>534787964I think this was from the night she retired from the police, before coming back laterShe was just crying because she was going to miss everybody
Doggo got some? It must have been in stealth mode.
A gator got him?
Did the cop say "mock Jesus"?
>>534787947Thanks webmanon, I hate it
>>534787977It is nice. Tastefully sized, soft but muscular. Tres bien.
>>534788146I think it's 'mach jesus' as in, mach the measurement of incredible speed.
>>534788146"Mach Jesus," he was moving fast
>save a high risk warrant for saturday night>dan fucks it up
>Listen babe>There's plenty of other fish in the sea>But this fish>This fish loves cocaine
>simping for a coke addled psycho
You fall into that flood water you’re probably done. Props to cops for even helping them.
>>534788444CheckedAnd yeah, you're putting your own life on the line going into water that fast and that deepI've seen the videos on /pol/ of flash floods like that, and they do not have a happy ending
>flash bang on the side of the house after making entry??????
did that guy just flashbang the yard
Kek what blew up?
>>534788444Why was the dumb bitch out in the rain with her kids?I swear retards love going for a drive in the worst weather.
They needed all that for this guy? He looks like Ralph Nader.
>>534788647someone fucked upthe fat guy looked embarrassed/guilty
Grandpa lives with that nigger?
That dog is entirely undisturbed by this chain of events
Well, I wonder who the drug dealer is....
>>534788719>obviously the boomer mastermind
>>534788711Poor little guy has to live in this shit hole with an old fucker and drug heads
>>534788719a mystery
>>534788680Not the best iteration of the 4 horsemen.
>>534788711If you only knew how bad things really are meme
>>534788752>just walk in there, shake their hand, look’ em square in the eye and you’ll be dealing in no time.
OH FUCK ITS MOTHERS DAY TOMORROW AND EVERYTHING IS CLOSED WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
>>534788763Fucking Google has zero good images of the OGs doing the hand sign
>>534788710Boomers are nothing but cockroaches, they can survive on their own.
>spend 3 hours getting kitted up>flashbang the side of some boomers singlewide>leaveits over dan just move on
wish i had some frogs outside
>>534788855>hug>kiss>breakfast
>>534788855Bust out the hot glue gun and the dry pasta, anon
>>534788855I gave my mom a lot of good stuff for Christmas to give her more for Mother's day would be spoiling her
>>534788919blow her away with the macaroni necklace
>>534788919Pull a Kramer and make a fusilli Mom.
booty
>Try to cut the shackle, the thickest and most durable part of the lock>Give up and just start kicking the shed door>Get discouraged and walk awayGood work, boys!
>>534788855Go pick some of your neighbor's tullips
>>534788855Does she need any really big chores done? I rebuilt and shingled a shed roof as a gift one year.
She looks like a baboon
>>534789036>I rebuilt and shingled a shed roofcan you head over now?
pussy pass ACCEPTED
>>534788855buy flowers from a Latina
>>534788902>>534788919>>534788945>>534789022>>534789036No I forgot last year and got her a 6 pack of Blue Moon, a pack of Marlboro Menthol Ultra Lights, a $30 dollar scratch off, and Taco Bell. She started crying. I don’t get it. She smokes, drinks, lotteries, and likes Taco Bell. What’s the fucking problem?
>obese browns tried to drive through a flood againwhy is it so common
>>534789073>can you head over now?
>>534789089>PIGnice ID
>>534789096You used to be able to buy this at market.
>>534789096Females should really bring back the bush unless they like the shape of their vagina showing
>>534789152Was she a bad mom?If she was a shit mom I mean...
>>534789240>buy this at market.I am still holding out hope for sexy robot maids before I retireMostly I'd want the maid part to take care of the chores, but the sexy part would be a good bonus
>>534789177Not the brightest people i guess.
>>534789073Sure. What would you like done
>>534789334AI is so fucking stupid I'd prolly go to jail for kicking my robot maid's ass
That girl needs a BBL
whats it like knowing you have a court date that isn't jury duty?
how did this fat retard even end up in that ditch
let her float away
>Don't lose your footing>Muh shoes already gawnLet that bitch drown
>>534789246I am also in favor of bush. I haven’t been in a relationship in years but i have vocally expressed fondness for bush in each one.
Get out on the passenger side where there’s ground you idiot.
>>534789559Probably had no tread on her tires and brake pads and slid into it.
>>534789601Bro she's built like Robotnik she can't move from one side to the other without the car going in further
>>534789559Really
White Settlement does it again!
im not thankful
If there was ever a wake up call to lose some fucking weight it's being so fat that you can't escape a car seat that's a hop away from land
Your tax dollars pay for that fat retards fat kids.
>>534789559She didn't see the ditch when she was reaching for the kfc bucket
>>534789642Why were the kids out of the car? Was she just going to sit in it and float away? The police dicked around for so long, how did they know the water wasn't rising every second? Shouldn't she have just made a break for it and try to get thru the water? It really wasn't that far to dry land.
>>534789764>Why were the kids out of the car?I think the kids were healthy enough that they could climb to the back seat and get out up the hillNot her though, obviously
>gutted me like a fishwhatdis bitch high as shit
>>534789597i don't carepussy is bottom barrel for interest these dayslike lowest of the lowalmost everything else on the planet is more interesting than puss-e
This woman seems rational and receptive to reason.
>>534789822What the fuck is this bitch on. Adderall or meth?
>>534789822her mouth looks dry and muddy at the same time
what a charming young lady
>>534789851Holy shit, she looks like a literal zombie
>BojanglesShouldve gone to Biscuitville
>>534789822Look like she stuck her head in a meth pipe
Dan loves this bitch.
Is she rabid?
>>534789764Kids were in the back seat and closer to land.She was far too fat to maneuver to launch herself to land.The water probably was rising but the bigger danger was her fat ass plunging into that water and being carried down the way.
over/under 30, call it
Anthropomorphic meth pipe character
>>534789929Over, but not many years over
>>534789899>Biscuitvillewhy would biscuitville block Australians from their websitei must know what biscuitville is
>>534789929She’s 30. Push.
>>534789888checked
>>534789914yeah maybe this is drugs interacting with rabies
>>534789927Even her son was fat. Damn, imagine being so fat you can't even climb into thy back seat of your car. And that still won't be a wake up call to stop eating.
>>534789981If you told me that this was Patient Zero from some new zombie movie, I'd believe you
>>534789974maybe the eternal fight over biscuit/scones
>>534789981>meth braces
>>534790023so its really just a normal burger shop but they put everything on sconesinteresting
>>534790001The same people who act like drinking water is poison and cry about no more free soda with SNAP benefits
>>534789906Like all white trash.
>>534789974Seriously??Great restaurant that's in the south. North Carolina at least. But I guess they aren't ever going to spread too far because they will only use fresh/local ingredients. They also have Cheerwine there and right when you walk in there is a little booth where you can watch the lady making biscuits. They also sell biscuits for your dog but I think they're just stale regular biscuits.
>>534790075lemme get uhhhhhh one of everything
>>534789981She looks like Ethan hawke and Uma Thrumans daughter
>>534790075No, they don't have burgers. Is a scone the same as a biscuit?? No way, I don't believe that.
>>534789981Why is she dressed like a kid show's host who went missing
Camera chick got a nice little body
Random question but did anyone find out anything about that guy Dan presumably paid to appear on camera and fawn all over him, citing him as a huge inspiration/
>>534790245Yeah some of the crew for the show are something else. Asses abound.
>>534790245I couldn't get a screencap the first time, but I did get this oneI don't know what it is, but chicks with pony tails through baseball caps do something for me
>>534790075seems soi've never seen one, but i dont travel any more>>534790188scones seem specifically biscuits that are a bit fluffed up...like they add soda or whatever ingredient to make them fluffy..but they're basically what we call biscuits.... they and the brits call biscuits more of a cracker/wafer thing
>>534790385The Next to Last of Us
You know what I just noticed? I have yet to hear "your incident has been updated".Feels bad, man
>>534790385Lol, good one
>>534790443the show opened with multiple updated incidents
>>534790385almost black metal
>>534790443We haven't been in Daytona in a while.
Whoever ordered that Doordash McDonalds is gonna be PISSED
>>534790443Dispatch got sucked into a temporal hole and have been trapped in the past, unable to update incidents as they haven’t happened from their perspective.
>>534790482I did miss the beginning. Good to know we're still updating incidents.But I can't help but notice I have yet to DampRid.
>>534790385kino
>>534790536Yeah, did they cut ties with Daytona? I liked Daytona.
>>534790618there is a rumor that daytona left
>>534790549Far out man
>>534790385Save it for Halloween
>>534790662Fuckin bummerI hate this bitch hawking dog food. She's so annoying.
MIEBO
>>534790406scones are really dry
Fuck I wish I could be watching with you niggers but I’m wagetrucking
>>534790618>>534790662daytona is in volusia countythere was a difference?which department what mega dyke puentes?
Zombie ads in May?
>>534790736Everyone seems to hate her. In an industry filled with narcissists and egomaniacs, she was so unbearable and vocally critical of everyone with whom she worked that she went from prime time tv and respectably grossing movies to this.
that violin is stolen
>>53479094>Straddawhovius?
>>534790912Yeah this and the commercial for bladder leak pads. Even in the commercials she seems like an unlikable bitch who needs punched in the face.This dude stole that violin I bet.
Topkek
The devil went down to Claytonhe was lookin for a car to steal
>>534790806i can imagine itsomewhat like kfc's biscuitsi had some scones in ausi can't remember if they were dry or nothad them with cream and jam
>BOLOin Seattle so the DA/judge will let them go?
>>534791086Yeah, why even bother
>>534791086>so the DA/judge will let them go?Already happened, I thinkI think he skipped bail
I'm tired, bossI'm tired and fed up
>>534791050Kek
>>534791086The second nigger took the light rail to Redmond where they found him
Why release him? Just deport these somali nigger.
This is like a joke.
lets find him so he can be released again
>>534791190Liberal judges and district attorneys hate their cities and citizens
>jumped bailI am absolutely fatigued
Btw when pol says there’s no niggers in the norfwest they’re dead wrong. They’re fucking everywhere
>>534791222>lets find him so he can be released againlets also spend another 200k of tax money to find him before we again release himthe collapse is surely close surely
>>534791072My dad used to call KFC biscuits "sinkers". They are really dense and heavy. Biscuitville's are pretty dense but not that dense. Some biscuits are lighter. I like the dense ones. Its like cake vs brownies. I prefer brownies.
>>534791190>Seattle>repercussions for extreme acts of violence and/or deportationlol
>Am I allowed to pet the drug sniffing dog?I'm pretty sure that no, you can't do that
that's a BIG case of paraphernalia
Do you think the weed is really their son's, or are they just throwing him under the bus?
>>534791380>i don't know any meth smokers that leave meth behindvery true, they'll spend an hour combing their carpet for a shard
MotoGP weekendnobody tell me what happened i'm about to watch>FP1>FP2>quallies 1>quallies 2>sprintPS: i cannot believe you held your tongue last race re: the sprintthat was the craziest fucking race i've seen in a long timemark goes from first, crashing, last and back to firsti was losing my shit
would appreciate an update on the meth/rabies/zombie lady
>>534790385>>534789981Theme song for the photo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA>posted 17 years ago;_;
>>534791499You know, if you never brought up MotoGP there would have been a 0% chance of anyone giving any spoilers
begins every sentence with >i'm 90 years oldjust die your kids need the money
Bullshit her son never left home.
What a nice little old ladyAnd her son is there for Mother's Day
>>534791672no there's one guy hereso there was a tiny chance
GREAT SEGMENT DAN
Nicely produced
>Dan hocking more of his 4000 percent markup bullshitThis man is utterly shameless.
>88% niggers calling mom
>>534791777>utterly shamelesssingle-handedly keeps a small factory of Bangladeshi women enslavedjust kike things
>>53479180114% of moms answering
>>534791499How do you watch? I'm able to find f1 streams easily but my motogp stream went out. At least they're a bit better posting the highlights on youtube the following day.
>how old are ya>19?>you're grown>we don't call mama
>>534791845just listen to it on the AM radio
>>534791265i used to like them if they were fresh, but they suck otherwisei don't really care about food anymoreabsolutely hate cakeyeah, i liked chewy, dense brownies, but everybody makes them too sweetthey're insanely acidic
>Ann ArborI hope he gets raped to death in prison
>>534791845i just grab torrents after airingall the races are in the middle of the night for me anyway
>>534791928Ann Arbor is a whore
>>534791900I fucking love terrestrial radio.
fuckin boomers and their loud musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJEzl31zL-I
>>534791845those look fun to crash on wet roads
>>534792006the funny thing is that bike has been in the gravel more than its been upright the last few years>poor mir
>>534792000>loud musicgod i can't stand faggots blastin music in cars to be heard for milesi blast mine in my home where only i can hear on huge speakers from the 1980's i fixed
>>534792057sad
>>534792092he's a man named joanhe's used to it
the motogp talk has attracted them
>>534791971l like finding stations from far away on radio garden
>live pd
>>534792157i suppose his sponsors all pay for it so it must be fun still, crash or top place is it a hu-white sport?i went to the f1 threads a month or two ago and it's full of brown faggot fans, so i had to leave
>>534791971>>534792200I wish I could figure out a roof top antenna for my PL880 radio, but I'm retarded.
>EbonyLight skin
what a terrible liar
>>534792268>hu-white sportdepends where the race islike this weekend its in franceso no
>>534791926I've never cared much about food. Were in a real minority, brother. It boggles my mind how obsessed most of the populace is over food. Its as sad as being obsessed over sex. Embarrassing imo
>>534792310>what a terrible liarSeriouslyAll you gotta say is "I use the scales to make sure my dealer doesn't fuck me over"
>>534792058
Of course his hearing is shot, look at that car
>>534792286I wish I could find an AM loop antenna that's compatible with my 20 year old cheap stereo.
Fucking niggers
>>534792286It's an antenna anon. There is not much to figure out
>>534792384it's a major award!
>>534792268The riders are mostly Mediterraneans, Spaniards and Italians. Some other ethnic groups as well. Ducati's the de facto winning bike, with Aprilia as a close second place. All the Japanese manufacturers seem to have dropped the ball over the past few years.Also, it's kinda fake and gay now with all the developments in aero and air suspension and software kinda like f1 is now.
>>534792315ah i seeprobably better than f1 i assume still>>534792324yeah..i only eat twice a day now, unlss i drink at night, then i hate pot chips..i hate everything about food>>534792384>>534792409you know that sounds like shit tooi eq the shit out of mine, so bass is only there if it's recorded that way
>>534792534>Also, it's kinda fake and gay now with all the developments in aero and air suspension and software kinda like f1 is now.ah man that FUCKIN sucksanother reason why i noped out of f1, and the mercedes shenanigans, plus software and doodads
Tide actress is the same one in that chase mobile food order commercial
>>534792324I actually agree with this. I don’t often say it because it makes me sound like a psycho. Eating isn’t unofficial me, but I don’t list after food; I just need it to live, the people I work with will start talking about lunch about ninety minutes before going, then for another hour after they eat, and they only seem to go to the same dozen or so fast food restaurants.
>>534792324Congrats you’re like some kind of robotic retard person
>>534792558>yeah..i only eat twice a day nowI feel you brother. I usually only eat lunch (at work cause it's free) and then a small snack at night. I'll eat crackers for a meal or a cheese sandwich; I just don't care. It bores me to spend time preparing food that's just going to turn into shit anyway.
>>534792558niggers don't care about the sound or quality of music, they just want to annoy everyone in a mile radius with their thumps
I guess the nog shot himself ...
Niggers want to gangbang but cry like bitches when they get shotI thought you were hard
NICE SHOW DAN
>>534792643>the people I work with will start talking about lunch about ninety minutes before going, then for another hour after they eatThis is so accurate. Isn't it the saddest thing? I can't even comprehend obsessing over food like that. Its like they have nothing more interesting to think or talk about. Like their minds are empty.
>>534792767Trump deported the guy who was in charge of streaming quality for Dan. Hope it was worth it chud.
>>534792286Which band? In either case, altitude is your friend. You can built an effective loop antenna for am with a box or boards, copper wire, and a variable capacitor.
what video game is this?
if you twirl fireyou're a fucking weirdo
I was wondering when the song would get heavy
There was a kid in there who looked about 7 years oldI hope she's got earplugs
>>534792464>PL880 radioDon't be mean, and it's not stereo.
>>534792629The latest race Miami 2026 was actually kino despite the 'new' rules and regulations being fake and gay. For better or worse, because the cars are 50/50 now split between rechargeable battery and ICE the cars 'battle' a bit more, although it really comes down to who's using their battery and active aero more efficiently. It's actually been such a shitshow this year that they're threatening to change the regulations again and go back to v8's but I'm not going to hold my breath.
>>534792890The song wasn't bad actually. I mean they were just beginning the concert so it was probably meant to be a mood-establishing intro.
>>534792788It would be marginally better if they ate different things or got meals prepared with different ingredients but it’s nearly the same every fucking day.and they bitch about the stupidest things like the mixture snd temperature of soda. Who fucking cares? These people will also tell you about how we need to save the environment and all republicans are evil polluters but produce a trash can’s worth of plastic waste every day.
>>534792666yeah...i will say i do have coffee with both mealsi just put grounds in a cup and pour boiling water in and stir..no sugar or cream...but that's it>>534792670troof... i'm pretty happy i refurbished these old 3way speakers... barely had to spend anything and they sound fuckin great now... enough open air space, the instruments sound real, like a god damn concert is happening before me
proper fire twirling music
>>534792936No judgment here, fellow radio enjoyer
>>534792947brought more chaos so it's more fun for the time being?
>>534792947V8s and no computer. Let the drivers figure it out.
cop is gonna take a fat dump in their house
new bread >>534793142>>534793142
>>534793047I think Miami was just a one off kino in my opinion, but pic rel is zoomer kimi and I think he's gonna win the championship.>>534793124I started looking into F1600 which is a v6 with a manual transmission. A track day on one of those would be fun.
Typical mutt behavior
