>PM turns to old Labour hands after election losses but some MPs left baffledhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2k2vyw88n8o>Labour loses Wales for first time ever as MPs blame PM for once-in-a-generation elections disasterhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15799735/Curtains-Keir-Polls-close-elections-spell-disaster-Starmer.html>Stolen tractor 'deliberately' ploughs into house in UK town as suspects flee scenehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2203619/tractor-crashes-into-house-middlesbrough>Half of NHS hospitals let nurses cover doctors’ shiftshttps://archive.ph/cDQF8>Worried Britons ‘prepping’ for major disruption with stash of tins and cash, survey showshttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/09/worried-britons-prepping-for-major-disruption-with-stash-of-tins-and-cash-survey-shows>Labour’s ‘right to switch off’ faces axe this weekhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/labour-right-to-switch-off-uk-b2707956.html>Labour loses half of its London councils: How one day transformed the political map of the capitalhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/local-elections-2026-labour-loses-london-councils-political-map-b1281686.html>Election results: Farage declares 'historic shift in politics' as Starmer says he won't step downhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-08/2026-election-results>Zack Polanski evades questions about his council tax paymentshttps://archive.ph/aYsYA>Gordon Brown returns to No 10 as global finance envoyhttps://archive.ph/9wdbU
>>534785355no sugars just a splash please lad
>>534785496always thought "maccies" was what norf FC called it. >mfw saw it on a bus stop ad in kensington yesterday
First for Keith Floyd's faggotsI bet Starmer likes a good faggot
>>534785561green tea with honeyand you'll like it
>>534785615>Camera on me, please, David
Scotland:England::Canada:US
>https://www.reddit.com/r/UniUK/comments/1t8ekww/will_i_be_allowed_these_stickers_on_my_laptop_at/Careful lads, we got a tough guy in Exeter university.
>Trans Green Party candidate with no British visa elected to Holyrood>Tamil immigrant was able to stand after SNP ministers loosened the rules last year
Bogdan still wees the bed every night.
>>534785662i like that fancy chink oolong stuff with no english on the pack, probably full of lead and asbestos but its still the healthiest thing in my diet
>>534785836this just inscots are retards more at 11
>>534785897then sucks it from the mattress the next morning for sustenance
remember when gordon brown sold all the gold
>>534785903me jeet mates keep telling me to try chai but I haven't yet
What is up with the American far right becoming increasingly pro-Muslim? I get they're tired of kikes but it still is concerning to see many of them (from Tucker Carlson to random American/pol/acks) defending Islam and Muslims...
>>534785757>Redditors calling it cringe and milquetoastReddit not being gay for a change.
>>534785989ive had vanilla chai from tesco its not bad, i wanna try that bubble tea shit all the slags are on
>>534786009because israel doesn't want total war with islam because it knows it'll loseit wants an islamic schism where you end up with chrislam (alliance between certain islamic sects, christianity and judaism) with the rest being considered extremists who need to be removed
>>534786009can't be arsed with Americans and their bullshit tbqhwy. worse that it gets imported over here. Miss when americanisation was just watching Friends and the sopranos . That police thing with polanski is a peak example. That's incorporated murrica police brutality bullshit bait
>>534786053they're all bumming matcha nowidk if thats the same thing?had a matcha latte in a can the other daywas alright
>>534786098matcha labubu dubai chocolate bubble tea
>>534785757Exeter just went green after 14 years of labour, there's not even any darkies there. Living in a city turns white people into spastics.
>>534786142>pic kek
>>534785836>>Trans Green Party candidate with no British visawill literally do everything for you.you'll keep your free health care, they'll bring local transport and water back into the care of the people and your privacy will be returned to you.on the other hand you have an ai slop meme so you win
>>534785981is gillian duffy still alive?
>>534786164My dad lives in Exeter and he's Indian.
>>534786073>That's incorporated murrica police brutality bullshit baitOf course, our police are FAR softer than those in America. I don't understand how any alleged brutality can be taken seriously here...
seems like its just good lads in here nowlove it when the snobby wagies fuck off for the night
Would it be a dick move of me to use the showers in the disabled toilets at the gym if all the other showers are taking?
>>534786500nah if anyone chats shit say you got a sunflower lanyard
>>534786500If anyone questions you lick your hand.
Chat is this real
>>534786500I often use the disabled shitters when I need a shit just for extra privacy>not all disabilities are visiblejust tell them you have accessability needs due to autism or somethingi if anyone pipes up
>>534786500why are you one of those weirdos showering and getting nude in the gym
>>534786644This is peak though. Disabled loos are so roomy. I bring a candle sometimes
>>534786644I always use the disabled. It's like a small private office you can peacefully shit in.
>>534786698>This is peakyou were giving out about americisation only a few posts agoclown
>>534786628Ìf they still questio. You łick ťheir ĥand
>>534786698>>534786808basedasda ones are grim though usually
>>534786814i don't talk to Indians either so off you pop
>>534786098bobba/bubble tea is sugar tea shit with balls of tapioca starch in it. matcha is japanese shredded green tea leaves that taste like shit. Both get shilled by faggots on insta though. Both are overpriced shite
>>534786216>when you allow spiteful brown mutants power over you, you winthat's certainly an opinion
>>534786893cheers ladlike me twinings green tea with organic honeysimple astwo teabagsbig travel muglush
>>534787103same. we figured out tea millenia ago nothing new under the sun. good ol twinings brekkie tea for me
>>534787155l-theanine is a godsend for me, keeps me mellowbeen going weeks without coffee and just having green tea. brain is way sharper nowif I want a stim I just have dark choccy instead
>>534787355green tea does some pretty good shit for you ladim sure you know that too. as does dark choccy, i eat green & blacks 85%. its on offer now in tesco too. £1 cheaper per bar than lindt. it's really good for heart, blood pressure, all sorts of shit. drink 150ml of pom wonderful too massive anti oxidant.
>>534787454magnesium ladtwo things I think are more important than anything in these trying times1 - staying chill2 - social capital as your main currencymoney means fuck all these days, its fake security, the only security you will ever have for the rest of your life is remaining calm under crisis and being able to create social capital through making connections and forging relationships
>>534787537whats social capital m8
>>534786924so, i lived in moss side for a while. i worked on the curry mile in manchester. i can tell you with my hand on my heart that the spite i have ever seen is from racists. but what i said about your health care and travel and water is absolutely true. and you have zero arguement to offer. but here's the thing, regardless of your spite and hatred...you still haven't broken their spirit. thi is from a white boi born and bredthere's a good part of me that wants you to suffer, that wants farage in no.10but then i think of those lovely africans, muslim, hindus and the chinese and am reminded of genuine humanity
>social capital Nah, would rather live alone in the woods
>>534787554literally just building connections / relationships so you've always got people you can turn to with problems or to help you gain opportunities for the future. its what I'm doing now I'm in the hostel n that. becoming very well known again in a short space of time and for good reasons. put it down to being so mellow now am off caffeine and on the green tea and everything else. makes me way more present at all times
>>534787613same ngl
>>534787616oh i see, i aint got no social battery but i get what you mean
>>534787554building yourself a cronyism network
>>534787673start drinking green tea
>>534785496I'm just a casual US browser but I watched a video the other day on the state of UK politics, I have a couple of questions - here's the video btw - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrQZqKjL5I1. Why exactly is 'productivity' so low? Like what does that even mean? Workers aren't working hard anymore?2. Why was the fallout from Brexit so bad? There's a lot of other countries that are independent, small-ish, and are doing just fine.3. People say that some industries would completely collapse without immigrants (namely, health care and other low paying jobs). Is this true? Nurses in the US are actually pretty well paid and we don't rely on immigrants for that (Average nurse makes 66k pounds translated from US dollar)4. In general it seems like the UK just dosen't have a lot of money. Where is it all going?Anyway, we're rooting for you guys here. Without the UK I wouldn't have my Warhammy and my OSRS.
>>534787786will that allow me to tolerate normies
>>534786575>a sunflower lanyardThe universal exploit. Long live mongs.
>>534787976possible, you probs have a high cortisol baseline, most people do in modernity
>>534788068possibly*
>>534786644I exclusively use the womens toilets in supermarkets. It's interesting to see their foid faces when you walk out but they never dare say anything.>.t 18 stone ex-rugby player
>>534787828you're a good ladtry asking again later, its 2:30am here atm x
>>534788203ah true
>>534788192kek I remember the women's toilets used to fucking STINK in 'spoons when I worked there
>>534785981That was mandelaon telling Jeff then Jeff telling all his mates to tank the price prior
>>534788229haha just didn't want you feeling ignoredtry again about 2pm
>>5347878281. Idk , lazy shits 2. it's not, the lefties just claim it because they're still seething about brexit bad. but in all fairness, we were in the EU for 40 years, distancing ourselves from it causes issues. But it's not anywhere near as bad as pro-brexit mongs claim it is. 3. Jews. 4. Muslims
>UK PM will be Australianwhat level of butthurt will this cause?
>>534788518*pro-EU not pro-brexit kek 2:40am
>>534788251Kek. Hilarious m8. The Polish cleaner lad at the depot I worked at when I was a HGV driver always said the womens toilets were an absolute state, shite up the wall, piss all over the floor, shitty tissue all over the sinks, spent most of his shift having to clean it. Whatever happened there?You've never worked though ya daft nonce, have ya?
>>5347878281. Hardly anything is produced here anymore, a lot of people are out of work, a lot of people who are in work don't actually do anything.2. The people left in charge of negotiating deals/exit terms/etc were anti-Brexit and/or incompetent.3. No. It's a bald faced lie to defend infinity browns. Nurses are still overwhelmingly white, non-immigrant women and that will never change. Nursing home staff have exactly zero issues finding employees. The reason they hire so many immigrants is due to the Job Centre preferentially referring them. There are exactly two industries that would shit the bed if immigrants were jettisoned; taxis and takeout delivery. Both would recover in under a month.4. It's being swallowed by civil servants.
>>534788663apparently its common, so I've been told anywaynot that men's bogs are immaculate cos they're not but they're nowhere near as bad as women'sand I've worked loads you bellendI worked from 16 to about 26 then off and on until a couple of years back and even then I've done a bit of cash in hand now and thendon't like being idle but I do like winding wagies up
>>534785496Starmer is the strong and stable leader Britain needs and deserves. He. Doesn't. Back. Down. His determination to remain Prime Minister is unmatched.
>>534788910I've seen actual head-the-ball mongs throw better punches than Starmer.
>>534788995nigga my 6 year old daughter throws harder punches than starmer, she'd batter him. teaching her systema too kek
watching thx 1138
>>534788910Rope this nigger.Reform Niggtain.
>>534789293nonce
>>534789418>>534789293
>>534788798Oops, new ID? VPN malfunction? Oh dear.Yeah, the womens toilets are always much worse than mens in my experience too. Not that I've ever been a cleaner, just every place I've delivered to or visited, I genereally go in the womens to piss people off because I find it funny, has mostly been rank. Either it's because they don't bother cleaning them or more likely I think it's because they do clean them but the women think they're superior and can do whatever they want, the ones that don't have any power all have a chip on their shoulder and take it out on whatever they can within the company. It's interesting to witness. This is what happens in politics, in the Commons you see it no doubt, a destructive cohort of entitled women. Even more entitled than the average woman. You can become to understand why the female politicians act that way, it's innate womanly behaviour, they get a kick out of destroying things and having the men clean up after their tantrums. All women need putting in their place to stop the destruction.Places I delivered to that were predominately paki women had the most vile toilets by the way, literal encrusted shit on the ceilings. Millions must go.
>>534788995>head-the-ball mongsWhat does this even mean?
>>534789418antisemitism>8 years in prisonmurder>7 years in prison
>>534789220>Smells like victoryIs that the right film?
>>534789721presumably one of these
>>534788910I genuinely think Tess would have given me more trouble in a scrap than Starmer
>>534789864underrated PM mocked for being too English, by millenials and zoomies . Unfortunately zero balls.
>>534789721Severely retarded. The foam helmet wearing variety.
>>534789827>Average /k/ nigger
>>534788779It takes too much paper work to do anything in the UK. Too many middle managers, pencil pushers etc. Regarding 3, how did the country ever survive without infinite immigration before?
>>534789926Like a football mong who shouts those words all the time but has no concept of the game. I think get it. Maybe I'm a head-the-ball mong? Never heard that term.
>>534790030I heard it once on Max & Paddy 20 years ago and thought it was so funny it stuck with me.
>>534790085Oh, it's a normie term. Makes sense, I haven;t watched the electric jew for more than 2 decades.
>More than 100 sickened in norovirus outbreak aboard Caribbean Princess cruisehttps://www.nbcnews.com/world/caribbean/norovirus-outbreak-princess-cruise-caribbean-rcna344359another ship another virus
