>Cigs are for people with daddy issues>Vapes are for annoying Zoomers>Cigars are for spics and niggersThere can only be one Lord of The Nic and that is the Pipe
Do you pipe already?
>>537974309What at snus?
>>>/b/>>>/bant/>>>/trash/
>>537974350I have for years and not looking back, cigs make me vomit and i aint fucking vaping
>>537974363rednecks
>>537974309Is it addicting to use pipe?
>>537974497Yes
>>537974309>Cigars are for spics and niggersmaybe Phillies blunts, real cigars are white coded
>>537974407Any starter tips for yourself years past ahead?
>>537974363If you f your cousin
>sucking on a phallic object all day longparticipating in the pride parade while shooting fireworks out of your ass would still be less gay
>>537974569Get briar and a long tube, fake pipes are gonna kill you faster, though i dont bother with filtering it
>>537974309That's a literal gay manAnd my childhood icon as a gay kidWhy are all the basedest men mostly gayI will become like them
>>537974309that actor sucks cock btw
>>537974600Compared to actually sucking a dick, i'd take a pipe
>>537974633Can i smoke canmabis with it instead of tobacco?I guess it's healthier too.
>>537974670i'd choose neither, but then again i'm not a faggot
>>537974309make a tea out of tobacco and get 10 times the nicotine
>>537974497Addictingly calming.Not the same as cigarettes.Ciggies have additives which are addicting.Tobacco itself on its own isn't addictive to the same extent.
>>537974309>PipeLmao, faggot hipster
>>537974656Gay men are not basedI don’t think you know what that term meansKilling this faggot for promoting butt sex now that would be based
>>537974309As long as you burn the tupakka you're good.>>537974363>Finn chewing swedish fag bagsFucking turvenuija
>>537974656I always liked Saruman more.
>“Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind.”
Zyn is the superior form of nicotine. When I have to deal with actual humans at work, I can discreetly enjoy it. Try that with any other form of nicotine.
>>537974309few things are as disgusting as a clogged pipe and many of them are oddly very difficuly to clean, especially the stem partsif you think bongwater is bad wait til you get a taste of the fluid that'll seep out into your mouth from sucking on a nearly clogged pipe
>>537975180
>>537974309Transdermal is the only one you can do in your sleep, inducing vivid dreams
>>537974363>What at snus?Snus is for polish presidents
>>537977639look it up, retard
>>537978175the reaction image is because you can kill someone with cardiac arrest by soaking a cigarette in water overnight and getting them to drink it or using that to cook for themI was under the impression you knew this and didn't want to ruin the joke
>>537978356*in minecraft
>>537974719I tried a bunch of corncob pipes with cannabis and meerschaum and they both got gunked the fuck up by the sticky.
>>537978472corn cob pipes are supposed to be disposablewant another? plenty of corn cobs
>>537978356>the reaction image is because you can kill someone with cardiac arrest by soaking a cigarette in water overnight and getting them to drink it or using that to cook for themI knoooow, got many books on poisons and how to make them out of weeds, mostly extracting the alkaloids through a simple process of distillation, when smoking the fire destroys 80% of the nicotine, such a fucking waste.
>>537978764*in minecrapft
>>537974309>PipeBased. Pipe is god dam based.
>>537978764Spotted the botanist
>>537978916Nah, that wasn't me, I'm better.
>>537978989>25 years
>>537974497No, not in a chemical dependency way. I've been smoking a pipe for years. I smoke twice a day typically though sometimes only once or not at all. I don't feel any agitation or compulsion when I go without. It's just nice and relaxing. You don't inhale so it doesn't fuck up your lunges. Any enjoyable substance can become a habit but it's not some crippling mental dependency like cigarettes. Pic related is my favorite.
>>537977522Then clean your pipe... It's not hard. Also, clean your bong.
>>537974309I bought an all-wooden model inspired by LOTR on Etsy and I love it. English blends are the best>>537974497I wouldn't say so. But I can also drink and be fine, others become alcoholics. Addiction is in you, not in the tools you use.
>>537974309>Cigars are for spics and niggersniggers smoke menthol cigarettescigars are for spics and wannabe bigshots (me)
>>537979346>It's not hard.>foot long CURVED section of wood for a stem>hole is MAYBE 1/4th">It's not hard.they're not all cleanable, literally how>soak it with chemicalyou will taste that chemical forever after
>>537979527Have you tried using a...pipe cleaner?
>>537979527Pick it apart and use a pipe cleaner for each section thoroughly. Don't smoke the same pipe more than once a day (preferably let it air out for longer though). Should be no issue.
>>537979890have you, on something like that, with hardended resin all through it?they break, you know, good luck then
>>537979943>Pick it apart okay for some you can do that with, but the one in the pic is one solid piece of wood, or as good as
>>537979527>>537979947>>537980000okay mr pessimist we'll never be able to clean out the pipe. happy?
>>537980281>truth is "pessimism"it's not "pessimistic" to say a man can never be a woman, if they actually can never be a woman (they can't)
>>537979527Have you tried smoking a regular pipe or are you dedicated to your virginity?
>>537978989I managed to forget why the Pippin hits pipe meme has something to do with pizza with dairy toppings but apparently it does
>>537980893people who want to lose their virginity don't smoke pipes with tobacco in them anymorenot at like 15maybe if you're losing your virginity in your 30's with some roastie thrice divorced>>537980913because someone used it for a screencapped shitpost about men with daughters being cuckolds so that's what it means now
>>537981121>men with daughters being cuckolds so that's what it means nowoh right right, that's what it was
Cigs are fucking based, and no paddy convict baby is gonna convince me otherwise
>>537981121I chose a pipe because it is arguably the least unhealthy and addictive way to consume tobacco aside from a patch. There are health benefits to nicotine and I wanted to enjoy them.Don't take your pipe out in public and expect to attract women.
>>537980893>Have you tried smoking a regular pipe or are you dedicated to your virginity?>>537981333>Don't take your pipe out in public and expect to attract women.so what difference does a regular pipe vs a fancy pipe even make
>>537974309>>537974309>cigarettesPerfumed industrial waste drawn through cheap plastic "filters">vapesChemical mystery goo drawn through cheap plastics and/or aluminium.>cigarsThe closest you'll get to organic tabacco, but often just as contaminated as the rest, and by form factor a detriment to health regardless.I've stopped smoking after 1.5 decades of moderate consumption. It was easy, reading up and understanding what happens to your body before, during and after helps alot. Ever since I stopped, smelling smoke actually makes me sick - you notice by smell alone how bad it is for you, however it didn't smell remotely as bad when I started all thess years ago.Cigarettes smell like burned plastic mixed with something I am not yet able to discern, whereas vapes smell as you'd expect: chemical goo.If you smoke, then atleast look for organic tabacco, at best dry it yourself. It also nowhere as addictive as branded products. Anything else is varying degrees of industrial waste coated in mystery goo.
>>537979527Every couple of smokes, gently take the sections apart by rotating them and clean with a dry pipe cleaner, pushing back and forth from each side. Throw it away each time.Every once in a while, when it's too gunky for the dry pipe cleaner, wet the cleaner with a few drops of IPA first. It will come out black. Then dry the IPA from pipe by blowing in it and apply some non-toxic oil (like flaxseed) inside and out, with a new pipe cleaner.
>>537979527Ever drained your sna-, I mean, snaked your drain?
>>537974309Tobacco addicts stink. All of them. Almost as bad as weed addicts. Go be a public nuisance somewhere else. Nobody likes you. You only started it because you were insecure and wanted to belong to the cool kids. Everyone knows that. Nobody respects your clown pipe.
>>537982792Organic tabacco actually smells relatively pleasant, because of a lack of better words: like roasted wood/spices. Commercial products however genuinely stink.
>>537983071>Organic tabaccoTobacco is organic
>>537983160It should be, but the tabacco used in cigarettes and packaged stuff is just hyperprocessed, perfumed waste. The vast majority of toxins are additives that aren't contained in the actual plant. Commerical products also used to be (and probably still are via loopholes) spliced with things like glass fibre to extend the their burn durations, whilst simultaneuously stripped off nicotine to excaberate withdrawel of the additive cocktail. Not to mention the "filters"... They are designed to poison you and genuinely cannot be compared to organic tabacco.
>>537981428The longer pipe allows the smoke to cool more and keeps the smoke from the bowl out of your face and eyes. I smoke a regular pipe and I don't have any problems with the smoke being too hot. I imagine it's way more helpful with tobacco that is low quality or too dry but there's no reason to be smoking shitty dry tobacco in the modern world.
>>537974309>smokingDisgusting.
>>537982792Tobacco is the best natural nootropic, hands down. It decreases inflammation, increases testosterone and energy, suppresses hunger and it significantly decreases your chances of catching covid. I started smoking in my thirties because of bowel issues. I kept smoking because it's enjoyable. It does stink though, no doubt about it.
pipe maler here. latest work
>>537975180>Tobacco teaBruh this sounds awful start to finish
>>537985900It'll get you high.