>Wes Streeting deluged with homophobic hate mail since becoming defence secretary https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly46gxgq7eo>UK salmonella cases nearing 500 as egg investigations continuehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8ej0zvppxo>Another house is rammed in Middlesbrough amid fears of gang violence outbreak after girl, seven, was 'murdered' and fatal wrong-way crashhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16083711/Another-house-rammed-Middlesbrough-A66-crash.html>Fuel theft in the UK rockets by 20% in wake of Donald Trump's Iran conflicthttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2243062/fuel-theft-uk-rockets-20>Police demand crackdown on shotgun ownershiphttps://archive.ph/xA07M>Russia warns Britain is ‘playing with fire’ over its support of Ukrainehttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/27/britain-ukraine-war-russia>British Gas boss warns UK at risk of winter fuel shortage ‘with almost no gas in storage’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-gas-shortage-boss-storage-levels-b3040289.html>8.7 million customers’ data accessed in cyberattack against three UK airportshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/east-midlands-airport-london-stansted-manchester-airport-b1294859.html>Two men die in industrial incident on Cheshire farmhttps://www.itv.com/news/granada/2026-08-27/two-men-die-after-falling-into-farm-silage-tank>The zebra crossing where hundreds of cyclists fail to stophttps://archive.ph/1P4qL>UK asylum claims drop sharply as ministers curb hotel usehttps://archive.ph/J0yJB
>>541519025Filtered kek
First for pumping darkies
>>541519093yer ma's a darky
>>541519093
I shouldn't brag, but in about 3 5 hours i will be banging an of age, alive, cisgender, consenting, and non-related female cashier from my local Lidl. Pick her up when her shift finishes then.PlapPlapPlapPlapCooooorI am fucking chokkin forrit
Poopy blobdan megameltowitz drinking his own wee again. Fungal fagdan retard virginovich absolutely btfo kek
>>541519162Uh oh, your ID says fap. Maybe that's the universe giving you a hint? Fap first then you might last a bit longer?
>>541519093I have pumped a darkie. And i have fingered a mulatto. Was quite alright desuBoth of age, alive, cisgender, consenting, and non-related females.
Making fun of rWes because he takes it up the chutney is lazy. Should make fun of him for missing his calling as an Asda shift supervisor
>>541519148Why does it look like someone photoshopped a man's face onto her?Why does she look like a common woman looking for sex without marriage?
The leader of the Elite Morons has attempted to write a political satire in which he tries to argue that a man plunging his face into a party plate of whipped cream is somehow as effective as a man attending a protest, raising a flag and gaining a modicum of influence online. Effectively, as per usual, it's a push for inaction. A number of flaws:1. It treats inaction as equivalent to action. While raising a flag and protesting hasn't led to revolutionary change, it has influenced politicians. Every mainstream party in the UK is aware they can't ignore immigration. It also ignores that silence effectively acts as consent. If a decision draws no criticism, despite people hating it, politicians will think they have permission to continue. Dissent must be voiced. Imperfect action can still have influence and can still establish boundaries. The louder the voice, the greater the risk calculations for policymakers. Inaction, of the type they push for, is simply consent. Compared to even 10 years ago, the Overton window has opened significantly. If we had listened to the Morons, we'd be back to watching Tommy Robinson being berated by Akala or a girl being shouted down on BBC's Free Speech for mentioning immigration as a problem. Without pushback, axe girl would have been treated as the villain.2. It ignores movements of the past. From repealing the word "insulting" from section 5 of the Public Order Act, stopping self-ID (gender), stopping ID cards, limiting the extent of the stirring up religious hatred law to, of course, Brexit. If they'd listened to this Elite Moron, they wouldn't have bothered trying. All movements are disorganised at inception. Hindsight bias leads us to believe they were immediately successful. The biggest impediment to a counter elite forming is, ironically, an Elite Theorist advising them. Imagine them travelling through history and advising various successful movements still in the formation stage. Disastrous.
Hello brothers >>541519162That’s most definitely what’s up
>>541519025Seamen semen
>>541519259I will lose interest if i do that and i want to give her a big wad she feels like she did good. If i get too close i will just have a breather and lick her clit and arsehole for a bit
>>541519323Her skin tone always reminds me of Cheddar Man
>>541519259I envy people that can cum easily. It's always a chore to finish for me. If I wank even like three days before sex I'm guaranteed to end up having to finish myself off.
>>5415193343. Movements all have a beginning. Networking has to happen. No so-called counter elite has ever sprung up out of the ether. They must first be formed, and this formation can be chaotic. People with similar beliefs must come across each other to know others like them exist. Then knowledge of the problem they're trying to combat must be dispersed. No group has ever immediately formed and simultaneously reached the finish line. People sharing articles about a particular issue online might seem futile, but it's effectively building momentum. Of course, people can get trapped into believing this alone will cause change. However, that's a separate issue.4. It treats the absence of revolutionary change as evidence of zero change. In reality, change, especially in the UK, is usually incremental. In terms of immigration, we've gone from mainstream parties chanting "diversity is our greatest strength" to them competing over who can limit it more effectively. We even have elected politicians mentioning remigration. Of course, this doesn't go far enough for many people, but change must start somewhere. An inability to immediately achieve a total victory is not equivalent to smashing your face into a party plate of whipped cream.5. While AI "slop" certainly exists, this ignores the fact that "slop" has been a feature of most technological innovations. While Martin Luther made effective use of the printing press, it was more commonly used to print what we would consider "slop". The capacity of an innovative piece of technology to produce or enable the dispersal of so-called "slop" doesn't negate its ability to produce or spread effective propaganda. Blogs and podcasts were once dismissed by the mainstream, but they, somewhat, eclipsed the mainstream.https://forbiddentexts.substack.com/p/a-tale-of-two-patriots
>>541519148Do you think she regrets bragging about winning?
>>541519059Baesed kek filtered
>>541519422Bet that's annoying if you pull and are on for an immediate shag, but had a wank the night before.
>>541519093>>541519162>>541519192>>541519334>>541519384>>541519423>>541519441Kek meltiy youve been done filtered
>>541519162Wear protection, lad. You can't trust those Lidl girls.
lmao just got summoned cos some new lad just moved in and everyone was like come meet him lad he needs to know who the good cunts are cos he's only youngcommunity leader on duty, gave him the lowdown and thatseems like a good kid
>>541519409And his winning smile.Wonder why all the darkies seem to exist in history suspiciously when we're neither crusading nor colonising nor slaving nor being enslaved by vikings and berbers.
>>541519267Paki women are more awful than white women, that's what radicalised me, I don't want more of them.
jersh the hostel hobbit can't get a girl to tough his floppy noodle LMFAO
>>541519565Filtered youve been done meltie kek
>>541519213I bought the 65l bag back when I had a Mrs and had the 3 man msr elixir. After I dumped her I bought the 2 man version as I like my pack in with me. Last year I bought the 1 man version as I'm done with wimmin and decided weight was too much. I also bought a down sleeping bag instead of the synthetic I had. £500 later and I need a smaller bag. 65l is too big because the sleeping bag is 1/3rd of the size and tent about half. More money. For now it will do.
>>541519497I've literally faked it just to be done and not hurt their feelings lol
who put 50 pesos in the minor attracted sex pest
>Rogue care home bosses were cleared to bring in 100,000 migrant workers >Care firms struck off or suspended for underpaying workers or securing visas for non-existent jobs were awarded at least 99,686 certificates to sponsor migrants to come to the UK, an analysis of official records showed.>Rogue care firms were granted the right to bring 100,000 migrants into the UK, The Telegraph can reveal.>Shabana Mahmood, the Home Secretary, is already under back-bench pressure to abandon her plan to force foreign care workers – classed as “low-skilled or medium-skilled” – to wait as long as 15 years to claim indefinite leave to remain, up from five years at present.>“This research reveals the rampant fraud and improper practices that underpinned the Boriswave.”https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08/26/rogue-care-homes-cleared-bring-in-100000-migrant-workers/
I go for a nap and boggos crashing out.
Always new josh liked lidl girls
>>541519323>Why does she look like a common woman looking for sex without marriage?She is, just one of those weird London ethnics who have extremist foreign grandparents and trust funds but at the end of the day they're just common muck with a superiority complex.
> a girl to tough his floppyFizzbuzz disc romance?
>>54151971650 pesos is like his weeks budget
>>541519441Dunno, but I hope so.>>541519581>Paki women are more awful than white womenElaborate, lad?
>>541519722Charming. When I reach carehome age, I'm ruining a train drivers morning.
>>541519025>homophobic hate mailExcellent news.
Wish Russia would just follow through. Stop edging me.
>>541519716Fuck up Bogdan you sad cuntEveryone knows you smell of weewee and have never had sexKek filtered
>>541519779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI
>>541519745Oh didn't realise he was namebaming again, nevermind
>>541519825Haha based youve done him>>541519716He's done you kek
>>541519722>we need an NHS for care workers>the national care service was founded on blacks and poos>I hear tax is going up this year again, highest it's ever been postwar>what do you mean if we cut the national care service we'd have less tax?>are you saying you don't like the national care service? That you're racist?
>>541519566>>And his winning smileNo it's because they both look like they're made of clay.
Bogloop()
>>541519540Don't use Lidl condoms!
>>541519799I'm taking a heroin hotshot myself. Going out comfy.
Lil bogster have a menti b kekDrinking his own weeweeJorking his lil flipper kek
>>541519894What aren't part of the care home scam are part of the student scam.
>>541519758MOMMY!
>multiple 1pbtid seething about bogdan who set off the runcorn paedo today?
>>541520037*flopper kek
>>541519758
https://profile.theguardian.com/user/id/2851210?page=1>Too many of the indigenous normal working people - are not normal or particularly desirous of hard work or in possession of a basic set of abilities and competencies to work.>Compare so many UK born and bred workers of the types described above with recent migrants and only a fool would choose the UK worker. that's not a right woing trope, it's an acknowledgment of the sad fact that UK govt and society has failed an entire generation - pumped their heads with wildly unrealistic expectations whilst twiddling thumbs as the basics of the economy dissolve, then somehow claim shock as they enter into a firece jobs market and flounder>NB: I'm the product of Irish migrationI'M FUCKING NOTICING AGAIN LADS
>>541520011Do you think he really has to worry that they're too Lidl for him?
>>541519758.....Would.
>>541520055anons who can get sex have cause npd collapse because lil floppo cannot get his winky waggled or working KEK
>>541520151No idea - they do sell Lidl lube tho.
he's been having a melty ever since I posted this
>>541520055Amusing ID.
>>541520125Racism pushed him to the top of Cambridge. That's for sure. Let's not forget also that these types made a Syrian boy having a bit of water thrown on him ("waterboarding") at school and an after-school fight between a Gypsy and a black girl front page news because they involved minorities. They were both mentioned in parliament. Piers Morgan nearly had a stroke over both incidents.
He's such a fucking spastic
>>541520199Me too, just get her to shave that stubble off so she doesn't sandpaper my balls. Bet she smells like tiger balm and lime chutney. Phwoooar.
>>541519093went to burger king today and there were a bunch of darkies wearing balaclavas ordering their food, so this is normal now.
>>541520330You've broken him.
>>541520376nobody ever tells niggers to take off their hoodie/helmet/face mask. It's only a rule that applies to whitey
>>541520130Still have this in my notes from the other day:White graduates are more likely to secure firsts (and the gap is growing and still holds when controlling for entry qualifications); they have the highest employment rates (88.5%), high-skill employment rates (69.5%), and the lowest inactivity rates (9.3%). This holds true for recent graduates. 15 months after graduation, whites are more likely to be employed and employed in high-skill professions. Unemployment and inactivity rates are higher for minorities aged 16–24. That is, it isn't boomers causing the disparity in the overall working-age population. This continues to hold when they control for age, education level and geographic region. The idea that white people are lazy is a complete inverse of reality.https://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/mar/28/white-students-better-degrees-minorities-same-grades-universitieshttps://wonkhe.com/wonk-corner/the-ethnicity-awarding-gap-is-getting-bigger-and-bigger/https://www.hesa.ac.uk/news/17-07-2025/sb272-higher-education-graduate-outcomes-statistics/activitieshttps://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/education-skills-and-training/higher-education/undergraduate-degree-results/latesthttps://explore-education-statistics.service.gov.uk/find-statistics/graduate-labour-market-statistics/2024https://www.health.org.uk/resources-and-toolkits/data-tools/evidence-hub/inequalities-in-unemploymenthttps://www.gov.uk/government/publications/outcomes-in-labour-market-for-ethnic-minorities-by-immigrant-generation-status/outcomes-in-labour-market-for-ethnic-minorities-by-immigrant-generation-status
>>541520436underachieving lazy niggers with low IQs aren't the problem. it's obviously racist white schools and colleges
novara media plastic sex arse
>>541519702I've only had a few gfs over 30+ years, but I did that once, pilling my tits off, like 30 min in and just though I'm done. Erm? Urgh oh yeah baby you rocked my world. Bareback as well, and she just accepted it. Do they know if something happened inside them? I've never been spunked in, and being totally honest, I don't want to nor will think of what it's like to have it happen. But surely they must know? Only comparison I would think of is somebody spitting in my mouth, and I think I'd feel it, desu.
>>541520130i thought there was no such thing as indigenous brits
Kekdan btfo kek
Breaking News - Trump renamed "The Strait of Hormuz" to The Strait of Franklin D. Roosevelt
>>541520353He truly is a npd rivalling only josh.
is it wrong to want this country to be peppered with nukes because i'm bored and it would be kind of interesting if it occurred?
>>541520581Ironic as that aircraft carrier hasn't got the balls to pass through it.
>>541520538It depends how balls deep you are I think, I know one girl was suspicious that not much came leaking out of her once, but in general it's the pulsing and you tensing up that let's them know. I just did a few kegels basically lol
>>541520353I like going to all the AIs and asking what the lake is called above Niagara Falls and when they reply lake Ontario then I hit back with the EO news and call them a dumb motherfucker that is wrong and they say sorry gotta let the demons know who the fucks them what they know
>>541520680not at all
hello you cunts just finished my sosijs
>>541520753Fuck you you fucking sosij eating cunt.
you now remember Jason Arday
>>541519148That's a man
>>541520806didn’t know morrissey was in
good lad mebeen encouraging all the crackheads to get off the crack and on the xbox so they can game with me and get clean
>>541520896Clean Clan
>>541520718It was decades ago, I'd love to say to the hilt, but it could have been any moment. Could have been at the tip and she was on top and I pushed her away, FUCK OFF I'M DONE.
>>541520531It's brown and it says >yes lads, we're winningwhen you spaff in it.
>>541520753i just finished your mums sosij
>>541519025>UK salmonella cases nearing 500 as egg investigations continuethat's a cock and balls
>>541520896>Yeah man, yeah*Scrounges some food off you*>Yeah josh, you're a good mate*Borrows a tenner*>I'll totally quit*Steals your xbox*>You're a legend
>>541520896I cannot understand why doctors have not tried that for 50 years. You daft deluded twat.
>>541519798All the worst materialist; loud, cocky aspects of white women times ten and they're also ethnics with a chip on their shoulder, just awful and makes your willy go small, no wonder pakis go elsewhere.
Breaking: Andy Burnham renames Manchester to Burnhamster.
>>541521048>imported bad eggsthere's a lesson to be learned here
>>541520849I'm just hangry. My super sosijs are taking forever to defrost.
>>541521048bet it was chinks smuggling in dodgy chinky eggsi bet you they'll find it all traces back to chinky takeaways
>>541520011Frank how did you come across this place, what's the official line?
>>541521084He is so fucking retarded it is unreal. "Cunt stole me lappy and sold it to cex" melty within 3 months icumen>he was a dead good lad n all
>>541521048importing eggs is fucking retarded, are our chickens unionised, do they demand too much pay, I suppose we don't have the capacity because there's too many fucking niggers here, fucking reeeeeee
>>541521047>mums sosij*dad's
>>541520957>>541521084>>541521086might get them all in me clan on warframe or destiny and get them into pvpcall it "no crack no hack"
>>541521047she’s a big lad>>541521136does your microwave have a defrost function
>>541521196british chickens simply don't work hard enough
>>541521086You're implying he's talked to a human being.
>>541520896is it working?
>>541521242I threw my perfectly functioning microwave out years ago to gain worktop space because I'm usually better organised and never needed it. Today I ragret this decision.
>>541521228they will fleece you as best they can and even try to spike you with it to get you hooked so they can get you buying everyones gear. You are crushingly dumb, niave and are playing with fire. I look forwards to saying "i told you so"
>>541521291unironically yeah with one of them, he just got paid today, got himself an xbox and a 4g router so he can stay away from the bad influences
>>541521246I bet we have ridiculous regulation that jonny foreigner can ignore and can thus export and still undercut domestic eggs, eggs should be as localised as possible, every town and village should have a chicken farm
Going to go to a military memorabilia show lads.Going to buy me a deactivated Nazi rifle lads.
>>541521303Stick it in a bowl with hot (not too hot to sous vide the cunt) water and replace the water every half hour, works in a pinch
>>541521413Remember, bowl of water in the fridge overnight if you want to activate it
s m d h nglzero real life experiences, just all fantasies of an npd shut in
>>541520896Gave up PC gaming m8?
>>541521193>>541521371ESL moments.
>>541521371will they yeahbeen here six months lad. zero issuesknow two lads who sell, know loads of usersnot one of them has ever took the piss or tried to get me on anything. few have even told me never to touch it and have told me exactly which characters to stay away from (that they're mates with)I'm not naive or dumb, I know the score and more impotantly they know the score with me
Deffo did now that you mention it yeah
>>541521566no still on me pc, but destiny and warframe have crossplay innit
>>541521579>impotantlyFreudian slip.
>>541521618oh fair, gonna try that overwatch shite later
>>541521539I'm just filling myself with beer to stave off the hunger for now. Another hour should do it.
>>541521413What's wrong with going to military shows?
>>541521683played that free one paladins, good stuff ngl
>>541521303Bowl of warm water? That or just cook em low and slow in the airfryer
>>541521623>>541521579>impotantlyimportantly*
>>541521716Everything reminds me of her
Fronting in the next thread is a faggot move t bh
>>541521579Yerra fuckin retard and a mark and your lack of connection to reality is how they will eventually play you. You're thick as fuck lol
>>541521716just put them in the oven on low temp you spanner
>>541521162I was on /b/ for years. Now it's shit. Just porn, no funny missions.The porn is 1/2 tranny an all. WTF?
>>541521733OW is free now too thats why im trying it, not paying money for that kek
>>541521802you're copingyour internal caricature of me is not reflective of realityI've been here six monthszero issueswhat part of that do you not understand you low IQ retard?
Anticipation is 90% of pleasure. Beer is 6%.Sosij 4.
>>541521564He' like a mini-celebrity laa.When he walks into a room. Everyone stops what they're doing and stares out of respect.Literally Top G of the hostel laaa.He waves his hand and thing's get done laaa.
>>541521564If you're a chatroom full of grasses with multiple devices you can be anyone you want
>>541521742>airfryerI don't own an air fryer and never will.
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>>541521942Suit yourself.
Bag packed, fully charged, phone full of ex forces contacts who can gve me free or cheap places to stay, do i swerve my care worker, blood tests, and meds review or fuck off and disappear. I believe in the medical profression they call this a manic episode
>>541521923I give it two months and he's posting he got his head smashed in.
>>541521974You're going to get reported missing and have the coppers on your back. You will be found
>>541521942Millennials love an air fryer. I don't particularly understand the difference as a zoomer. Just a small oven.
might buy some crack
>>541522050>You're going to get reported missing and have the coppers on your back.Good luck finding me.
>>541521923No proof he's owt but a nonce and a grass co-ordinating with other ones off site t bh
Leafs should rename lake superior to lake fat orange pedo
>>541521974You Can Do Anything(You are Raoul Moat)
>>541522110Smaller fan oven.
>>541522125Never understood crack. I can get heroin, it's probably amazing. Crack though? 15 minute paranoia episode?
>>541522151They can by scanning your bank transactions so I'd take money out if you want to keep it going. You don't want locked down in a psych unit
>>541522050
>>541522110well that's just it, it's small so it heats up instantly. Cooks by broiling rather than baking (or stewing as more often happens in an oven particularly when doing veg)
>>541521866uncle are you really called frank?
>>541522262He's Taken the piss
>>541522262Prostate problem
>>541522301Frank O'phile
2.5 hours to fucking goooooo.
>>541522110does cook quicker though even if its just a mini fan oven. chicken tendies take 15 in the oven and 6 in the air fryer. luv making wings and tendies in it
If war does come you reckon burnham would had out L403s all willy nilly like ukr handed out AKs?
>>541522301Nope - that started recently - before i was called Ian.When in UK i use FrGramps/Fruncle
>>541522435It would be like this
I was promised gigantic thunderstorms and fuck all happened. Got warnings about it and everything. Disappointed.
I think its time to go again. I can't settle.
watching videos of people showing us their prepper pantry
>>541522151You've got a tracking beacon in your hand you spastic.
>>541522407I've definitely cracked one off to her
>>541522435Was just thinking earlier that Russia could quite easily starve this country if they placed warships around it and basically blockaded us.Realistically we'd be fucked
>>541519334>Pic talks about Bill and Ben>But uses Sooty and SweepForeigns will just never get us.
>>541522532Might get a couple of them 25yr food buckets.Were fucked if it happens tho. Proper fucked.
>>541522560You realise we have missiles and planes and warships and submarines and know how to use them?
>>541522487you seem like a steve or gaz to me. or maybe a tony
>>541522662do they work?
>>541522532thought those were yakults on the top shelf
>>541522680I think he's a bob.
Yeah we believe you all what's next then?
>>541522708doubtful at best
>>541521893you are a demented twat who is homeless because of being a demented twat, and 6 months in a homeless shelter makes you know exactly how smackheads operate and wont touch you cos of respect, but they will steal grans wedding ring off their mum during chemo sessions to sell for half days gouge out.Mentally unwell is what you are.
>>541522758When you are strong appear weak.
>>541522662Handful of planes. A navy that hardly works and has little to no ammo on board Oh yeah, we'll show 'em if they try anything!
>>541522708Yes. They work better than russian shit. We've had 5 years of watching their absolute shitshow. Apart from nukes, Russia is not a threat to the UK in any way, shape or form. Laughable military.
>>541522680All fine mate's names.
>>541522560They just got to slip some spets or zaslon in among the dinghy engineers. They could take out half our critical infrastructure in 1 night. If i was putler theyd already be here living in an hmo and claiming bennies.
>>541522553If i can get a kelly Bundy Ai sex robot then i will put down the biogash for good.
>>541522796we are doing a top job at that
>>541522766tbf, what are they going to steal from him? Half a pack of incontinence pants and a crusty sock?
>>541522803>Apart from nukes, Russia is not a threat to the UK in any way, shape or form.against iskander and kalibr and satan and all that jazz? i have my doubts. what air defences do we have in the UK? a few batteries of 1990s rapiers ? actually would be fun to find out how many of our storm shadows we actually have ready to rock today i bet its about a weeks worth
>>541522758Trident will be scrapped for our new dreadnoughts I hope. American tat. We can build better. They work if the sub surfaces. So they're not useless. We can always take the warheads off the shitty American missile and lob it in other ways. The nukes are ours.
>>541522524Thundering right now and raining. Kinda cozy, feel like i'm in one of those jungle asian countries. Insane lightening would be nice now though.
>>541522878Gave them all to israel and the jewkraine, we ain't got shit left
>>541522893>lob it in other wayslike that fat lad in the webm a couple threads ago
>>541522797Don't come on here parroting Russian propaganda and denigrating our Armed Forces.
>>541521136just cover the frying pan with a lid and they'll be done in 8 minutes i do the same with frozen 1/4 lb burgers, the heat recovery you get from a lid is insane.
>>541522878A couple of crusty pali larpers got into brize norton. What do you reckon actual rus saboteurs could do?
Imagine if it kicked off and it turned out we actually are armed as fuck and batter Russia into oblivion, then have to just sit with the fact this country is shit and over run by bames for no reason
>>541522797>Handful of planes.>A navy that hardly works and has little to no ammo on board>Oh yeah, we'll show 'em if they try anything!2 aircraft carriers with f35s and another fuckload of land based aircraft.....Russia has NO aircraft carrier. And a bunch of old su-34s the f35 was built to prey on. Never mind our prestige air defence batteries, our strategic nuclear deterrent and our satelites and drones and missiles and other high tech shit that makes Russia look like a third world country. (Some of it is currently blowing up Russia)Don't try to tell me about our military kiddo.
>>541522945im sure i read we were out of most types of ammo too like we have basically none stockpiled if shit ever does go down. might start sharpening some sticks
>>541522878My mum (normie, retired, libdem) thinks we have the capabilities to reprogram a russian missile salvo and send it back, I don't have the heart to tell her our actual nuclear "defence" is just MAD with ruzzia
Question: is it cold in UK - or rather humid? Do i have to wear trousers?
>>541521136proper planning prevents piss poor performance
>>541519162you gonna see what goods she has in her middle aisle?
>>541521942same or a microwave
>>541521923>He' like a mini-celebrity laa.unironically lmao>When he walks into a room. Everyone stops what they're doing and stares out of respect.nah thats an exaggeration>Literally Top G of the hostel laaa.nah thats martin>He waves his hand and thing's get done laaa.unironically>>541521994I've been here six monthsI've fronted two ladsone won't look at me when he sees me unless he's on the tinnies but even then he scoots off when I front him againthe other left and moved in with his mum in kirkbyeveryone else is sound with mecope>>541522766>you are a demented twatall the most based people are>who is homeless because of being a demented twatno I'm homeless because my landlord of 16 years tried to defraud his mortgage company and got his eye wiped and am I fuck paying market rates for rent when I can get into social housing lmao>and 6 months in a homeless shelter makes you know exactly how smackheads operate and wont touch you cos of respectno I know the score because I was raised on a council estate you muppet. most of the kids in here are just like the people I knew in my old stomping ground>but they will steal grans wedding ring off their mum during chemo sessions to sell for half days gouge outsome, not allyour entire position is>all crackheads are the worst kind of crackheadsbut thats your own fear, weakness, and lack of social intelligence being projected onto othersyou paint them all with the same brush because if you get too close you'll be mugged off because you're a little pussy with no interpersonal smarts unlike me lmao
>>541522829>They could take out half our critical infrastructure in 1 night.They could barely scratch the surface with a hundred infiltrators even given a year.
We have no coastal defences, missile or drone defences, and our border is porous af. 3 of the v boats and 1 of the aircraft carriers are useless.
>>541523085>Do i have to wear trousers?Yeah, no one wants to see your hairy twigs
>>541523110microwaves are great for warming your plates
>>541523084Middle Eastern countries have better AA capabilities.
>>541522870I'm minted compared to most people in heremost people are only on UC, I've got a proper decent setup in my room and everyone thinks its sick. always fully stocked with food. always out buying stuff. always giving stuff away I don't need. always ordering new clothes. if anyone was gonna rob me they already would have months ago kek
>>541522878We have 600 storm shadows. We have sky saber now. Not rapier.
>>541521196i only buy burford browns because they live free in the fields and ...>At another farm which supplies RSPCA Assured Sheriffs Woods Eggs to Stonegate, whose brands include Burford Brown Eggs and Clarence Court, the Animal Justice Project said it found “evidence of cannibalism” and proof popholes – which let birds go outside – remained unopened on three different days.you can't trust nobody these days i thought it was slightly suspicous they had all these "free range" eggs from birds living outdoors yet had a contract with supermarkets and were shipping millions of them
>>541523085Yes. You have to wear trousers. Failure to wear trousers could affect your asylum claim.
>>541523182Abdullah with a shoulder mounted rpg and a weekends worth of training is better than what we have kek
Middlesbrough mandem, rise up senpai!
>>541523138Worse than that - there is no carrier support vessels, nor enough F35-Bs ( no launcher or arrester ) so this is all they can handle.
>>541522829The biggest challenge is getting "white" refugees in the country...>>541523058One carrier is in port, the other is in a port somewhere in the med with a leak, last I heard.
>>541519025Why is his neck so fucking fat??? It’s revolting.
time for me daily megasalad
>>541523200>sky saberneat. didn't know those were in use yetany news on the laser?
lil floppo npd delusions melty status? kek creasing
>>541523161I mean is it still hot - it currently 29C here and I have worn shorts since April-ish.AC is on
>>541523138None of that is relevant(or true) as Russia will not be launching an invasion of Britain. What we are doing is supplying Ukraine with the tools to strike and hurt Russia hence why they are seething.
>>541523234But rape is ok if she's over 16?
>>541523325nm dragonfire isn't until 2027
>>541521974have fun camping in your back garden
>>541523234doubtful at best
can't they just gather intelligence and then carry out SAS style raids and kill these people? we can do it in Iraq and Afghanistan under the cover of a ((war)) why not do it at home, we would mop up the rape gangs too, fucking faggot country.
>>541523203mate of a mate was in an egg plant (!) and he saw them putting the same eggs in all the different boxes, posh ones, free range ones, budget all the same eggs, mine are laid locally which is more than I can say for me
>>541523117You're in a high turnover environment. You have manipulated the first group you met into being your friends because you are npd. That group will change over time and your manipulation efforts will come apart at the seams because it's all centered on the group that exists. It will be a sociopath that enters one day who will immediately clock you for what you are and will pull at the web you created until he finds the weak point.Then he will turn them all against you in a day, likely with a bag of crack on hand to fuel the fire. It's a tale as old as time itself. I'm not wishing it on you. I just see how you speak about these people and how easily I would have them wanting to kill you in a few chosen words.t. Reformed sociopath.
>>541523138We have all of those things.
>>541523307I See nothings changed in 3 months eh?Sad
>>541523465>fucking faggot country.Cor.
>>541523182No they don't. They have s300 if they're lucky and that's proven to be shit.
>>541522643yeah been looking around at those, bit pricey unless you buy a drum thats all the samealso seen people do the mylar bags and oxygen absorbers for bulk things like rice
>>541523251Fuck you you fucking Muslim praising prick. Our armed forces are up there with the best in the world. Fucking paki apologist.
>>541523278We have allies for support.
>>541523297They would put to sea and work if needed. People seem to think maintenance is catastrophic. It isn't. Same as our astute subs being parked up. If we needed them, they'd be patched and shooting in a day.
>>541523542literally anyone here could walk in there and with a simple "you know he's a nonce right?" get the same effect within about 5 minutes.
>>541523477same i used to work in a meat packing factory and it all gets cut up an weighed (as long as it's overweight by a gram it passes) but branded for waitrose , sainsburys, asda etc with different packaging. I think most of the incoming frozen meat was Argentinian this was in 2020 so things may have changed.Either way there is no possibility someone raising free range chickens like their videos is supplying supermarkets under multiple brands every day. Cunts the lot of them
>>541523370Trump says that this is a hoax about the Russian plans to invade NATO and says that he doesn't buy it. My theory is that the EU plans to spend some big sum of tax money on Kiev's regime, I think their politicians skim some millions with Kiev using kickbacks, etc. and it is a preparation of the goyim using scaremongering.
>>541523325>any news on the laser?Dragonfire is working on a naval destroyer and a land based system is operation/testing in Ukraine. It's very hush though.
>>541523542>You have manipulated the first group you met into being your friends because you are npd.there is no one group I'm friends with, I get on with literally everyone except for tinny mosher stinky pete kek>That group will change over time and your manipulation efforts will come apart at the seams because it's all centered on the group that exists. the group has been changing over time, people are always in and out. I've been here almost six months. we just today had a new kid move in and I got a knock on my door from pete who's only been here a month telling me to come meet him because he's only 19 and one of our other mates knows his dad so he wants to know who all the good cunts in here areanytime I see a new face in here I literally make a point of introducing myself, shaking their hand and giving them my room number like 'ald fella jimmy who moved into a temp room last week and tell them to knock on if they need anything and they always do me favours in turn like if they have extra stuff they bring me what they don't need>It will be a sociopath that enters one day who will immediately clock you for what you are and will pull at the web you created until he finds the weak point.kek, doubt>I'm not wishing it on you. I just see how you speak about these people and how easily I would have them wanting to kill you in a few chosen words.kek, no you wouldn't jockmong
>>541523698Who? Portugal?
>>541523542You are bang on. Absolutely correct. I've lived in a hostel and I saw this play out. Luckily, I've always worked out and compared to skinny crackheads, I might as well be Arnold, so they gave me a friendly wide berth. But I saw plenty of blokes get rinsed and then called a nonce and left with no mates after a weekend, when they might have been "liked" by everyone before that.Ten times worse if girls are involved.
>>541523432It's already operational but only in testing phase. (In real combat conditions in Ukraine)
>>541523698It's an embarrassment. Why have aircraft carriers without the support vessels, especially attack subs to defend them.Never mind sending them on missions without aircraft?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j62ElUAtAE
>>541523770kek, no you couldn'tthere are always rumours floating around about people in places like this and nothing ever happens
>>541523542>>541523847sounds tough out there on the streets
>the other disableds in the care home respect me
>>541522532Please stop, i'm this close to buying more flour.
>>541523770Indeed.
>>541523200>>541523325Didn't we give that to Poland?
>>541523786are you still a meatpacker or did you give it up?
>>541523352forecast here in the midlands is 18–20c and wet. it seems to be back to normal>>541523307corr
>>541522532>watching videos of people showing us their prepper pantrygot some links, i need to learn..
>>541523985difference is we can just show them your posts
>>541523847>I have no social intelligence so I have to depend on fear to keep people in linenice admission of being low iq and having zero interpersonal skillsets>But I saw plenty of blokes get rinsed and then called a nonce and left with no mates after a weekend, when they might have been "liked" by everyone before that.been here six months, never seen anything like that occur and I get all the news to my door. only time anyone has beef in here is over moneysounds like different environments can be different and it depends on who is in said environments and it sounds like you're assuming all environments with similar types of people are the same which is just more evidence of you being low iq
>>541523828It's funny. Because you don't actually believe you manipulated anyone. You honestly think these broken down, beaten up, drug addicted losers are your friends. They aren't. Best thing you can do is take the first flat you get offered and get the fuck out of there.But you like your current situation, don't you?Got some strings you can pull on for instant validation. Just like you are telling us about now. You should listen to what I say. You are about as low as life gets right now and you are trying to turn it into a win. Looking down your nose at people when your heads in a gutter never ends well. I predict violence heading your way and not the sort you are used to. Proper violence.
>>541523930We have attack subs.
>>541524290just watching random ones in the yt rabbit hole i'm down.... some are serious about it, i watch those for tips and advice and what and what not to do, but i do prefer the smaller more casual onesit's interesting to see what people dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeTz9xe_6h8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dj-3m_C5RY
>>541524163No. We gave 300 storm shadows out of 900 to Ukraine.
>>541524340they already know about this place and the gobbo arc, I tell everyone just like I tell birds including the nonce bait. sometimes when I'm posting here I'll be sat off in someone's gaff showing them bogdan melties and I also got little johnny onto this place and I know for a fact he lurks here. now what? you've got fuck all you little mong, I won
>>541524284Rain, I remember rain. I'm need ton bring more clothes.
>>541524517Oh we lent it to themhttps://www.gov.uk/government/news/british-troops-thanked-for-defending-polish-airspace-as-successful-air-defence-deployment-concludes
>>541524003It's not really like being on the street, in many ways josh isn't lying, you can find lots of people that treat you decently and you can get a good relationshio going with the staff and that,but it's not real, it's over soon as you move out, people in and out of there know that. And the minority of people, like the other guy mentioned, that will rob/exploit/hurt you or definitely conspire against you can make someone's time there hell. Usually that's the out of prison types but not always.Most actual homeless are easy going and quiet because they are worried about fucking up and losing accomodation unless they're genuine schizos
>>541524490k thanks
>>541524597Aye, they have patriots now. I saw them from my plane out of Rzeszow. 3 batteries for one airport. They also have various iris systems. Poland is going hardcore with armaments. They are also a strong ally of ours.
very manic tonight lads
>>541524490>"8 to 12 rolls of toilet paper per person per month."The fuck? whats wrong with americans lmao.
>>541524545lmao so you've made it even easier to turn them against you.
>>541524418>It's funny. Because you don't actually believe you manipulated anyone.manipulation is prefaced by a desire to exploitnobody here has anything I want, thus, why would I seek to exploit them?I was raised by an old school scouse nan who taught me about community in how she lived on a council estate and I've always lived by that even at my own expense because I think thats how you should liveall I've done is apply that here and its worked out gloriously and I've had such a good impact here I see other people acting more like me in that context since I moved in. I'm a good influence. where's the manipulation in that?>You honestly think these broken down, beaten up, drug addicted losers are your friends. I never said that, not oncethey're people I know and get on within fact I even said to pete the other day when we were having words about what him and someone else were saying about female staff, its not about sentiment with her, I don't really do sentiment, I do things on principle, like I'd say you're my mate (to pete), but its not about the sentiment, its about the fact you have good qualities that I respect on principle>Got some strings you can pull on for instant validation. social validation doesn't have to be about "pulling strings"if you contribute to a community and improve people's lives, thats a form of validation in itselfand its why I want to and will eventually get into support work, likely even here (which staff want me to do when I get my gaff, they actively tell me to apply because I'd be a good fit)>You should listen to what I say. You are about as low as life gets right now and you are trying to turn it into a win. I'm not though, everything you're saying is a twisted interpretration and I know enough about you to know this is manipulation, you don't like the fact that I'm doing well in my current circumstances so you want me to change my circumstances asap so I'm back to my old status quo of herming it up in my new gaff
>>541524710Hope they use them on migrants.
John Ratcliffe, the C.I.A. director, made a secretive visit to Moscow this week to privately share his bleak assessment of the state of the Russian war against Ukraine, and to urge the Russians to cut a deal before their military and economic situation gets worse, current and former officials said.Mr. Ratcliffe delivered the message to Aleksandr V. Bortnikov, the head of Russia’s F.S.B. intelligence service, and made no threats about potential consequences for the Russian side should President Vladimir V. Putin ignore the C.I.A. director’s assessment and choose to continue fighting.C.I.A. analysts have long questioned whether Mr. Putin’s advisers have given him honest assessments of the war’s trajectory and toll.
>>541524682When I abused alcohol, I spent a couple of weeks on the street in winter in Saint Petersburg, I actually met people who treated me decently.
>>541524545Why are you getting defensive?This post>>541524418Is literally the best advice you'll get. He knows exactly what he's talking about. And you will regret not leaving there ASAP.
>>541524828>I'm doing well>You are about as low as life gets right now and you are trying to turn it into a win.I rest my case.
at the end of the day I understand one thing about you jockmong ladyou're extremely jaded, you hate everyone except your kids, you hate yourself more than anyoneyou believe you're unredeemable aside through investing in your kids (which is sad)you don't think there is any goodness in the world because of your experiencesso I should take all of this twisted interepretation of myself and my circumstances and my actions as a complimentbecause you literally cannot compute how much of a good natured person I amyou have to shunt what I'm doing into the most negative context possible and make predictions of dire circumstances for behaviour that isn't occuring that you can't fathom isn't occuring because you believe its the normand maybe it is, but not for meI'm blessed and I bless everyone around meI'm just sorry that was never the case for you because then maybe if it was you wouldn't be such a dire cunt at such a late hour in your life and could have at least some peace before you croakand now? its time for me megasalad
>>541524169i just stopped going in after a couple of months, was an agency job where they said to turn up at 5AM , so i turned up and nobody knew who i was and i didn't speak Polish which made communicating difficult, called the agency who answered with " why the fuck are you caling me at 5AM" and then they talked to the company i got put on the line, have to place the meat on the converyor belt matching the stencils printed on it then it gets vacuum sealed and then racked for the company like Waitrose or Asda who ordered it. Not as easy as you think as it move at like a meter a second.Then i got trusted to cut the meat which was a bandsaw type thing cutting up huge hunks of meat and weigh it on a scale, the closer you were to 99% + 1% over the more money they paid and the faster the better, did that for another month then said i wanted to leave and got moved to incoming frozen meat which was unpackaged and placed onto racks which then went to cutting which then went to packaging , completing my journey of how every steak is the same in every supermarket except the cows it came from are different and nobody complains about the quality.Also they've got my fingerprints as for rules around contamination the company have to fingerprint everybody so an outbreak can be traced back.
mad how easy it is to set him off.double mad how he thinks that in six months of light association with strangers in a 24hr monitored environment, he knows better than people with 20+ years experience of family and friends and neighbours and just how bad they can really be.>they respect me and know the scoreFucking K E K
>ah yes queen i love queenNO YOU FUCKING DON'TGuaranfuckingtee he's never once sat and listened to queen and his only exposure is from tv and films
>>541524981>I'm blessed and I bless everyone around meYou're literally the scouse Jesus laaaa.
>>541524906you lot were saying this exact same stuff when I first moved inbeen six months nowzero issuestwo altercationsone won't look at me anymorethe other moved outnow what?you don't understand how reputation works because you've never had any
>>541524777All that Mexican food, innit
To all the russian lurkers out there, our secret nuclear launch sites are in Bradford and Birmingham please make sure Putin is aware of this
>>541525077*fingerprint everybody on entry and exit in a turnstile scanner so they could trace the people working there
>>541525159weren't they already nuked?looks like it anyway
>>541524852>I spent a couple of weeks on the streetAnd no doubt you left with your shit intact. Now go look at anyone who spent a couple of months homeless. They sleep on cardboard and everything they had is gone. Because some other cunt took it. Either through manipulation, skullduggery or violence. If being homeless was comfy I'd be doing it with my camping gear. Warm, cosy, waterproof. Until other humans decide they want it.
>>541525132>zero issues>two altercationslul trying to get a bag head to buy a gaming pc too lul
>>541525216London looks like it's been nuked because they've gotta prepare for the annual wog festival
>>541525258lad I've been trying to get a gaming pc just got an xbox today and is going to get a gaming pc when he gets his pip backdatedand what?I also sorted him with a smarty sim with unlimited and he paid me back and I'll be getting him a 4g router so he can use that for his gaming exclusively next week and he'll pay me back for that as well, just cos I've got amazon prime and he doesn't
>>541524777checked and kekyeah some go a bit mental, good to have in, but if it comes down to storing any huge quantity of it, having toilet paper would be the least of your worries and you probably aren't wiping your arse with paper again after a few months....
>>541524418Sanest post but you cannot defeat NPD delusions, you can only watch the endless copeshow.
>>541525347Dont really care "King Gobbo" just thought it was funny how you're making friends with bagheads and have zero issues except for two altercations. You're kind of giving mixed signals. But whatever, fuck this place.
>>541525347Is he the bezzy mate you always dreamed of?, the child you will never have?.Are you planning your epic gaming seshes at the hostel-and one day YOU will be the manager and YOU can have your fifedom of mentols and scagheads to play with and make better?
>>541519162porkchop delight
melter skelter lmao
>>541525254You're right. I don't pretend to be an experienced homeless but I got the taste how people feel who spend months in such conditions and I just confirm that there're actually good people who threat you decently and there're also people who would try to take advantage.
>>541524777>>"8 to 12 rolls of toilet paper per person per month.">The fuck? whats wrong with americans lmao.the other guy, i couldnt see which was his house and whoch was the grocery store for a few minutesjesus, so much food
>>541525547No need for that.
>>541525538chill your beanus>>541525547no he's just some lad with good character so I look out for himfirst thing I did when he moved in after I introduce myself and that was get him onto a few lads I know are good lads because he thought people were being off with him when he moved in and now he's good mates with them all>Are you planning your epic gaming seshes at the hostel-and one day YOU will be the manager and YOU can have your fifedom of mentols and scagheads to play with and make better?already discussed this + getting a big projector + screen in and hosting film nights in one of the big rooms. only issue is licensing. could wangle it if the residents themselves hosted them, but for staff to host them you'd need licensinglandlord thought it was a good idea too(she also thinks I should get a job here when I get my own gaff)you're just mad because I'm actually having a positive impact on the world around me in lots of ways unlike you seething mongs who sit there wanking over daily mail articles about BAMEs while affecting zero change in any way shape or form except through the ballot box (lol)
#MindBroken
>>541525756>>541525756>>541525756>>541525756
>>541525266lived with that shit most of my adult life, have to board up the business, the piss soaked streets on tuesday morning, if I could have my life again I would never go to london
>>541525739introduced*
>>541525739>chill your beanusWhy dont you stop larping
>>541525633big difference between being homeless in St Peters and Chelyabinsk
>>541525077I did a freezer job when I broke out of hotel work. My job was to stand at the other side of a 'wall' with a hatch in it that a chute came through. The 'wall' was a piece of plasterboard and you could walk round it on both sides in 5 paces but apparently the 'wall' was needed for regulations.A lad sent 20kg frozen blocks of beef down the metal chute and my job was to lift those 20kg blocks and stack them a certain way on the pallet. The other lad was taking the beef out of boxes before throwing it down the chute.At the end of the shift we would break down the boxes for the compactor and label the pallets I stacked after wrapping. The labels said 100% Irish beef. McDonald's. The boxes were 70% Argentinian 25% fat beef and 30% Irish 10% beef. Apparently this is perfectly legal for McDonald's to say in adverts that it's 100% Irish beef. Traceability is a scam.I was fit as fuck after a few months lobbing 20kg meat blocks about in a walk in freezer though.
>>541525804I'm not
>him and Tony BeepBeep are going to host a Hostel Tekken Tag Tourny.>Winner gets to play his music after 11 for ONE hourYou going to get them to donate a tin of beans so they can have a Mufti day?
>>541525889I dont know what's worse. That you think you're that smart or you think everyone else is that dumb.
>>541525977>taking the piss out of down and out white englishmen / women trying to feel a sense of community through fun activitiesbunch of anti-english larpers in here lmao
>>541526069Appeal to others......
>>541525977>Tony BeepBeep.WTF.
>>541525871whole industry is a scam same product different packaging because people won't face up the fact their meat or eggs or buter don't come from some fairyland
