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/NZG/ vote thread

Continued from last thread
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herp and also deep
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NACT 6-7 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>545781233
Kiwaryans heading to the polls
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OH N-
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right bloc up to 67
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TVNZ JUST RECEIVED NEWS THAT CHRIS HIPKINS HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT

>TVNZ HAS JUST RECEIVED NEWS THAT CHRIS HIPKINS HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT

TVNZ JUST RECEIVED NEWS THAT CHRIS HIPKINS HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT

>TVNZ HAS JUST RECEIVED NEWS THAT CHRIS HIPKINS HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
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>>545778775
>>545778775
>>545778775
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>>545781233
Classic John Key moment, honestly at least some kikes are funny
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Post Reddit seethe
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>>545781233
You stole my picture You fucking Dork, I've been the only one that posts that in NZG for years.
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i'll ask again, what does a minority white NZ look like? no ethnic group will be over >40% either so it seems like a shitshow
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One of Goldsmith's entourage was a woman in a leather skirt, corrrrr
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>>545781233
is it weird if I kinda miss him
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>>545781319
Very funny how she abandoned her own country
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>6.65% AND RISING
TRVST THE PLAN
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>>545781366
More like chased out
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>>545781333
They all have common ground in hating white people, even the whites, it will be the kiwi identity
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>>545781333
just go to your local pak n save to see what its like
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quads for unprotected sex with her and finish inside
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Is anyone here in NZ actually making it?
Or are you leaving?
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>>545781405
I live in west auckland this my reality already
but what about on a national scale
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>>545781361
If you ever miss him just remember that without him the average Auckland home would be like 600k at the moment
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>>545781366
>Very funny how she abandoned her own country
What do you expect from a globalist leftoid? They are the same everywhere, regardless if that's the US, Europe, or NZ...the only difference is the language they speak.
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>>545781405
kek
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Green voting /nzg/ers be honest: do you believe man made climate change is real? Yes or No.

Curious about this one
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>>545781426
6 year neet, life goes on
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>>545781409
Pents and she destroys my gag reflex
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You're a homo if you wouldn't make sweet tender love to her.
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>>545781325
WTF I thought it was you
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>>545781452
of course
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>>545781441
>Country that elected Orban 5 fucking times thinks they have any right to speak
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>>545781455
i'm considering getting into the selling meth business
when i was at university a law student i know made tens of thousands every month or two selling like a breaking bad character
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>>545781325
sorry. I had to run with something. At least I didn't steal your catchphrase. I remember you from old NZG threads. Is that far north beekeeper still on here?
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Qiulae Wong is unattractive
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Kek why didn't NZHerald think of getting some moderators
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>>545781333
Just go to auckland sometime and see for yourself
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>>545781405
Pak n save moorhouse ave, never again.
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>>545781452
Yes
>>545781455
Might get into selling weed
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Reminder lads that the biffball kicks off soon. Refill your glasses
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>>545781426
I'm doing ok, I'm trying to buy a house soon. I've been saying this since 2020 but now I'm kind of getting closer. I made some horrendous investments for a while there so had to restart lol
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>>545781513
I live in west auckland
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Greens got cocky and sabotaged labour
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>>545781523
do you think the tongans will let me parade with them even if I'm a white boy, it looks fun
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>>545781233
https://electionresults.govt.nz/ge2026/
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>>545781539
>Rachel Boy-ACK
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>>545781539
business idea: mmp for electorate seats
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>>545781303
Hipkins looks like the kind of guy who cries after he cums
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>>545781542
only if you keep telling them that you're down with it and looking to vibe
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>>545781517
Browns in pakas needs to be an election issue. I'm in invercargill, pakas is extremely brown and I try to tell white people and they pretend to not know what I mean.

Honestly I went to Dunedin pakas pretty recently and it was a bit brown but really it was like going back 10 years, it was majority white
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>>545781233
FREE TARRANT!!!!
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>>545781567
he definitely cries after he comes second
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I hope Cuxon walks out on stage to Eye Of The Tiger and acts like he's won big
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OH NO NO NO OZEMPIC GHOUL IS FUCKING GONE
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>>545781503
SOMEONE! PLEASE THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!
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>>545781503
kek, bird bro here, I've been the one kicking off the JEET abuse in there and some others are picking it up. there are 13k people on the stream and no mods. yeet the jeets!
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>>545781539
Kek they'll regret their side losing that seat
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What kind of dumb fuck votes for National after they've spent 3 years running the economy into the ground?
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>>545781501
I'm not sure, I've been a bit fleeting for a while, focusing on the goals.
Hanging out in /biz/ as if they know anything about money.
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get her off the podium I wanna hear Chloe
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>>545781517
>North Island
Never again
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Has anyone ever successfully fapped to Nicola Willis?
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>>545781567
*while
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I'm calling it now though, this is probably going to be the last election decided by the people who built the country. three more years of infinity immigration and boomer dieoff, if nothing else we'll see the mainstream parties no longer marketing to whitey
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Imagine raping Chloe straight
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>Green HQ crowd are all white people
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NAT,s retaken the popular vote LMAO
the seeeeeeethe is coming
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Incredible how white that greens HQ is you'd think it was a fucking Nazi rally
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>>545781517
That was my first job nigger.
I got fired though.
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>>545781658
>we'll see the mainstream parties no longer marketing to whitey
since when are they doing that NOW?
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>>545781662
And it sounds like they're clapping for maoris
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>>545781633
>hanging out in /biz/
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The crowd of Green Party supporters is the whitest of any party.
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>>545781567
Depends how badly his arsehole is bleeding I reckon
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Who'd she vote for?
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>>545781469
I've fucked a few Asians and it's very clear they don't have a soul when you're doing it
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>>545781720
animal rights
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>>545781720
Animal Justice of course
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>>545781697
lol, /smg/ and /pmg/ are alright
Picrelated
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>>545781630
Have you seen the kind of assorted basedboy, trannies, browns and no hopers they have on the left?
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>>545781698
holy shit is Chloe one of us, changing things from the inside?
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>>545781659
First three words were sufficient
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>green are an international party
No, fuck off. Focus on your country you tree loving arseholes
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vote counters must've finally come off smoko break, shits climbing now
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>>545781426
>Spend 5 years to get papers
>finally get passport
>Get jap wife
>Lol apparently I move here now

Japan is WAY cheaper than NZ. I thought this was the most expensive country in the world laddos
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>OPP 5.7%
Yeah they ain't going anywhere
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>>545781662
>gay ponsonby wankers
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>>545781788
>No, fuck off. Focus on your country you tree loving arseholes
they haven't been tree lovers since Jeanette Fitzsimons
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>>545781701
Smugrick, Your response?
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>>545781662
kek white supremacists absolutely seething at this
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2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 62.9% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.44%
NAT

29.23%
LAB

13.63%
GP

10.90%
ACT

9.65%
NZF

5.73%
OPP

0.57%
TPMAO

0.80%
OTHER
Projected total seats
42 35 16 13 12 7 5 0

How Parliament would look
LIVE
62.6% counted
56 Labour bloc
66 to govern
National bloc 67
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>>545781759
He brought gold and silver which directly funds Israel... Then puts an anti Jewish symbol? You are such a dumb nigger do a flip I can't believe welfare supports this
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how many girlcocks at the greens hq as a percentage
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SAN JUU KYUU VOTES!!!

Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 47 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
25,132
65.3%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 11,183
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 11,144
CURRENT MARGIN: 39
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>>545781488
>Country that elected Orban 5 fucking times
Lel, maybe because he got shit done?
Why was he removed? Idiocy of the average voter, those who voted to remove him today are getting angry that the new 'messiah' is delivering the opposite of what he promised....Be they young voters, family people or pensioners....since I'm none of those, my level will not change much, but their lives are about to turn to crap....

Meanwhile me:
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>>545781815
Yea, really hope that works out for you bro.
Things aren't looking so good for Japan.
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>>545781896
fark
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how the fuck has nat overtaken lab
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Holy shit Nicola Willis is gone, she was such a useless bitch but she was always the second person they went to after cuxon.

Also Paul Goldsmith, he was actually a really good MP, really knows his stuff and NZ history
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I can't believe kissing Muslim arse on the last day of campaigning didn't swing it for Chippy like it did for the Democrats
>>545781875
Imagine the smell in the toilets right now
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>>545781874
>He brought gold and silver which directly funds Israel
May I see?
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Do you think she does good foot stuff?
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>>545781896
Yatta Hamilton-sama
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>>545781905
Japan has mastered perennial stagnation but no depression. I think it will be fine
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Right wing party supporters are all Jeets, Chinks and assorted third worlders because they have no sense of social contract.

Greens are all whites because only whites are capable of universalist ethics.

Say what you want about the merits of the left or right policies but this is an observable fact with their supporters.
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>>545781941
I live in Epsom and I think Goldsmith could have won if he actually took any interest in the electorate, he didn't seem to really give a shit about local stuff during the mp debate they had here (compared to Seymour at least)
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I unironically voted for Winnie. Both Chris's are gay trash. Seymour is good but a bit of a cuck with respect to vaccines and his 'oh yes diversity!1!!' moment. As for Chloe, she'd want me to bang her, and she'd want me to choke her when she tries to talk about tax and trees during it lol
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>>545781863
Same govt as last all they always get 8 years
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Why is NZ media so goddamn LAME?

They should be talking about Hamilton East EXCLUSIVELY. A flip there is the election. This could end up on Bush/Gore levels
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New to this escort business, How much should i be paying per hour?

Do you think i could get a discount?
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>>545781941
Goldsmith was a Murry arse licker, hopefully Seymour names the bill shutting the Waitangi Tribunal down in his honour
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Dieciseis votos:

Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 48 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
25,244
66.7%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 11,218
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 11,202
CURRENT MARGIN: 16
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.53%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.67%
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NACT status?
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>>545782013
Stay in your lane weeb we don't need your blue eyes white dragon here
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>>545781962
Nigga, the greens are globalist tools what planet are you on? They're not crushing the oligarchs they're entirely based on globalist billionaire aims
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I thought tova said big boobs and I got real randy
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>>545782032
market rate is about 250-300 for an hour
t. prozzie aficionado
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>>545782013
Mt Roskill and Wairarapa are pretty damn tight too
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>>545781956
>no depression
UHHHHHH
It's all good mate.
Just don't look at the JPY Bond Market
or the JP225
Just don't look.
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>>545782013
NZB is tho?
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BLUE WAVE
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Is this guy a Yank? What the fuck is that accent
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>>545782048
>CURRENT MARGIN: 16
Fuark
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IT FLIPPED
>IT FLIPPED
IT FLIPPED
>IT FLIPPED
IT FLIPPED
>IT FLIPPED

Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 49 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
25,512
68.1%
LEADING CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 11,337
2nd CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 11,318
CURRENT MARGIN: 19
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.44%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.71%
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Hutt South getting tighter and tighter, down to 300
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Holy shit nz might actually win the cricket
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ghoulish handjob from nicola willis
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>>545782143
I thought it was thunderstorms, are they even playing????
The guys in BIZ were betting on NZ
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>>545781973
Yeah David Seymour is too strong, but I'm wondering why he was so low on the list he should really have been like top 5. Nicola Willis as much as I hate her was the center of National and should have been 2 or 3.

Also it's funny, she done 8 years not 9 so doesn't get that hardcore pension
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>>545782143
its gonna rain and cuckworth lewis will kick in
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retard green voters splitting and losing 5 seats lol
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>>545782076
what do you do for the rest of the hour? can i make her wash my car?
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>>545782118
Some sort of gay scot-canuck?
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>>545782161
What did we do to deserve that mental imagery
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>>545781962
Sweetie conservatives only care about the richest top down economics scam and imaginary god And labour only cares about giving every penny to any group that's anti white men.
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>>545781929
Because people remember what hipkins did during covid and the greens/murrys are full of nutjobs. If the left could put up respectable people they would cruise to victory
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>>545782161
She can crank me out while trying to explain a 0.5% OCR rise.
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>>545782161
go back to Q posting thanks
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>>545782208
punishment for voting green
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>>545782187
qrd? ELI5
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>>545782177
Yes it's on in Wellington

India is shitting up a storm
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>>545782161
That Ghoul sucked the soul out of her
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>>545782142
Yeah he's going to win, he's not a bad politician and is a white man after all so it's better he's there
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>>545781962
We deserve better ASIO grunts than this
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THE KEKWORTH LEWIS METHOD
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>>545782143
Don't be silly.
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>>545782236
mt roskill, hamilton west, kapiti, nelson and possibly hutt south all have green candidates in third place splitting the vote, giving the seats to national
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LAB AHEAD IN HAMILTON EAST
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FUCKING DUCKWORTH LEWIS ITS RAINING AGAIN
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NAT AHEAD IN HAMILTON EAST

Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 52 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
25,893
72.2%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 11,501
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 11,488
CURRENT MARGIN: 13
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.55%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.64%
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>>545782161
She does actually look like the crypt keeper
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>>545782228
Nooo I only voted Green because I thought Chloe and Golly were going to femdom me
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>>545782301
NOOOOOOO!!!

TSUKETTE HAMILTON-SAMA
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which mp am i tributing tonight lads
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>>545782319
>>545782301
wew
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>chick wearing balaclava
Typical Islanders
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>>545782347
Winston
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has any coverage had cute reporters
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>>545782319
What are you even doing in Japan?
Can you make a perfect Omurice?
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>>545782347
Does it count ones that are in or candidates?
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>>545782187
“Two ticks green”’oneshotted their asses
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>>545782361
my veiny unwashed cock in her mouth right fucking NOW
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>>545782347
seymour
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>>545782361
Tova and the other younger cunt at the desk are ok
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best of all we dont get to find the actual results for ages, when faggots who dont even fucking live here get their magic special votes counted
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>>545782187
>>545782296
>>545782371
/r/newzealand bashing their heads against the wall rn
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*switches to the loigueeeee*
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>>545782354
I changed to 3 when they came on, can't stand fucking Tongans, why are they even here
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>>545782347
For me, its the bird outside
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>>545781398
Yeah but they hate each other too, even moreso
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>>545782403
Hey that's me (2 ticks NZF)
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I still cant believe that "dont double vote for us" is a 300IQ valid strategy

NZ elections are kinda retarded innit
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>>545782326
*monkey paw uncurls*
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>>545782371
Green voters too stupid for nuance and strategy kek
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>>545782361
Whats her name? I need to stalk her Linkedin
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>>545782433
god that tasteful breast outline accentuated by the positioning of the mic (my penis)
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>>545782396
>the other younger cunt at the desk are ok
should we tell him?
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>>545782403
Which will all be for retarded shit like greens and the Maori party since they don't have to see the consequences of their toxic do gooder bullshit mindset
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>>545782433
She looks like that girl in the Once were Warriors film that Anheros>>545782403
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>>545782416
nothing in comparison to r/nzpolitics. there'll at least be some sanity on r/nz pointing out how the greens fucked it all up
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>>545782462
tell her you're a highly respected poster on 4chan
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>>545782467
Oh.. doesn't have a cock does she ... Egads....
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>>545782361
Superb screenshotting there my brother
What's her name
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>maori electorates
lolwut, do they get two votes?
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>>545782465
My thoughts exactly
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POWERFVL
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>>545782470
wasnt there some law change, that if you havent lived here for 3 years you cant vote?
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>>545782506
If they vote for a maori electorate they cant vote for a normal (?) one
but yes, everyone gets 2 votes
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>>545782506
they get electorates that only maori (1/32th maori) can vote in but they cannot vote in other electorates
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>>545782435
They do hate each other but we are above and beyond the target of their deepest hate (because they ain't us)
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>>545782506
they have special electorates that only maoris can campaign for and only maoris can vote for. hilariously the maori party doesnt always win them
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 55 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
26,747
76.4%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 11,864
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 11,863
CURRENT MARGIN: 1
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.38%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.53%
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>>545782506
There are seven Maori electorates. You can choose between being on the Maori electoral roll or the general electoral roll. Funny thing is, it maximises Maori political representation at seven seats instead of them being in the general where they can fuck up 20
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I've got new zealand member of parliament Paul Henry''s phone number what should I message as congratulations? I'm thinking this >>545782451
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>>545782573
1 (ONE) vote
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>>545782573
>CURRENT MARGIN: 1
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>>545782533
3 for citizens, 1 for residents (why can residents even vote at all?)
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>>545782364
He's living out his dreams.
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2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 75.4% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.47%
NAT

28.99%
LAB

13.44%
GP

11.05%
ACT

9.79%
NZF

5.84%
OPP

0.55%
TPMAO

0.82%
OTHER
Projected total seats
42 35 16 13 12 7 5 0

How Parliament would look
LIVE
75.1% counted
56 Labour bloc
66 to govern
National bloc 67
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>>545782589
Is he getting the media minister position
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>>545782433
She looks like a Maori.
If you ever wondered why Maoris do lots of Domestic Violence, look at their women.
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>>545782579
>>545782566
>>545782541
Sounds like political ghettos, don't like that
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If National comes back into power then that aussie cunt, Friendly Jordies was right about New Zealand.
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>>545782630
yep its a done deal.
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>>545782612
>resident
>not actually residing there tho
fucking stupid
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>>545782631
>I too am 1% murray
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>>545782639
otherwise literally zero maori MPs would win
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>>545782541
Hamilton East is interesting, if labor wins it takes away a lot of overhang
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>>545782612
What is insane was when I was in the UK on my OE on a two year visa I could vote in all their elections
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>>545782675
Aren't they like 20%, surely they could win on the list
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>>545782631
All white girls in this country larp as Murry
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ive drunk five beers of my six pack and still have three left, i'm not asking questions
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>>545782675
NZ already overrepresented in maori MPs
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>>545782647
I hope Jordies ropes himself when Pauline Hansen becomes PM
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>Lady on NZH saying National is going far right
be serious
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>>545782687
YAMATE!! HAMILTON EAST IS RYAN HAMILTON-SAMAS
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>National has turned to the far right

What the fuck is that foid on NZH saying lmao
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>>545782541
>1/32th maori
no, there's no blood quantum since the 1970s
anyone can self identify as Maori and enrol on the Maori roll
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>>545782692
Any commonwealth citizen can, including fresh off the boat indians
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>>545782647
what'd he say?
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>>545782720
you drank the piss can again
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>>545782720
based overhang box of beers
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JOEVER status?

Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 58 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
27,153
80.6%
LEADING CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 12,078
2nd CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 12,007
CURRENT MARGIN: 71
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Might be the group chat about the group chat....
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>>545782735
I was surprised I could even on such a short visa though. Shits fucked cunt
>>
2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 78.2% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.46%
NAT

28.96%
LAB

13.42%
GP

11.07%
ACT

9.80%
NZF

5.87%
OPP

0.56%
TPMAO

0.83%
OTHER
Projected total seats
41 35 16 13 12 7 5 0

How Parliament would look
LIVE
77.7% counted
56 Labour bloc
65 to govern
National bloc 66
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>>545782732
Can I self identify for gibs
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hamilton east labour surge
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>>545782727
Far right means saying unsupportive things about trannies sometimes
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>>545781962
Also because right-wing business owners love immigration, boomers love selling their second home to immigrants, they all love the idea of consuming to the max and selling it all off
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>>545782675
thats not true, quite a few MPs who happen to be maori get voted in. it's only the professional performative ones who have trouble gaining traction with the population and need their own Special Olympics on the side
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Oware da
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>>545782647
im surprised jordies has enough time to say something when he's sucking albo's cock all the time
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>candles
Yeah nah mate those are bongs
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>>545782760.

Explain what's going on, Nippon-senpai. The Left lost?
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>>545782757
kek
>>545782750
FUCK
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>>545781469
yes
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>>545782785
It's a hangover from when British nationality got split from imperial "british subject" in the 1970s.
Definitely one to reform but no one will
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>>545782853
holy BASED
>>
golriz will find a way to steal the election
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>>545782846
labour pulling ahead at the moment
>>
Lots of the stuff reporters are so ugly, they were originally newspaper ladies for a reason
>>
"knife call" - Chloe swarbrick
>>
horrry shiiiitu

Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 59 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
27,757
81.9%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 12,320
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 12,286
CURRENT MARGIN: 34
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.45%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.57%
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drinking game idea:
each time an overhang seat gets added you have to finish a beer
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>>545782760
holy fuck bros is freakin over...
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>>545782886
Based deep coitus with Persian robbers
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>>545782904
Come the FUCK on
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>>545782886
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>>545782904
christ
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WAIRARAPA MARGIN DOWN TO THE DOUBLE DIGITS
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>>545782904
ITS NOT OVER YET!
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HARRY POTTER SHIT HAS HAPPENED AGAIN

Nat block up to 68. Dont ask me how it works
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did nats just gain a seat?
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Hoping and praying everyone who voted on the right block kills themselves
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>>545782910
each time the hamilton east lead changes you have to take a drink

if hipkins can concede without crying you have to eat a whole pie cold
>>
I can't take anything this jobless cunt on a $150K a year say seriously.
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>>545782904
This is going to finish with a single digit vote margin and 5 recounts
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>>545782956
based butterdick
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>>545782886
She wants to reduce souf island representation
>>
>>545782966
omg
we might get far enough ahead that even the special votes can't rig the election
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>>545782966
Greens can't into strategy
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>Do you think National had a good campaign?
>Ermmmmm
Cuxon turfed out within a year
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Stupid ann-genter getting btfo in wellington bays
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>>545782971
Shut up and pay me rent
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>>545782974
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>>545782956
Not anymore.

Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 60 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
29,496
70.6%
LEADING CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 12,784
2nd CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 12,674
CURRENT MARGIN: 110

Sorry laddo, I only follow races under 100 margin
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>>545783008
What is a special vote?
>>
couple of places nearly into the 90% category now
>>
>>545782969
Hamilton East is flipping frequently and that changes seats a lot with an overhang
>>
Ron Mark you stupid cunt you're ruining Wairaprapa.
>>
2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 81.1% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.43%
NAT

29.01%
LAB

13.39%
GP

11.05%
ACT

9.80%
NZF

5.89%
OPP

0.56%
TPMAO

0.83%
OTHER
Projected total seats
43 35 16 13 12 7 5 0
PROJECTED
Party Votes % of Votes Electorate Seats List Seats Total seats
National Party 635,081 29.43 43 - 43
Labour Party 626,109 29.01 20 15 35
Green Party 289,058 13.39 2 14 16
ACT New Zealand 238,540 11.05 1 12 13
New Zealand First Party 211,504 9.80 - 12 12
Opportunity Party 127,173 5.89 - 7 7
Te Pāti Māori 12,178 0.56 5 - 5

How Parliament would look
LIVE
80.8% counted
56 Labour bloc
66 to govern
National bloc 68
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>>545783034
Downies and the like. Their votes are only worth 50% of a real person's
>>
>>545783021
fuckign YES
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>>545781233
Did something happen lol
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>>545783034
a rigged bullshit used by the left to snatch the election by allowing infants, animals and dead people to vote, but only a few weeks after the real election for some reason
>>
>>545783009
it's all about the feels, no wonder they're a women and cuck party
>>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS ALL TURNED TO SHIT
(I don't know what's happening)
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>>545782900
Utterly delusional slop from that rough dyke
>>
>>545783048
Voting needs to hurry up, I thought these were done by fucking dominion machines
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>>545783034
overseas votes mostly
>>
>OPP 5.9
CAN WE SEE 6% WONGBROS
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>>545782894
Catrin Owen is cute
>>
Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 59 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
27,757
81.9%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 12,320
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 12,286
CURRENT MARGIN: 34
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.45%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.57%

Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 60 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
29,496
70.6%
LEADING CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 12,784
2nd CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 12,674
CURRENT MARGIN: 110
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.22%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 28.64%

Hutt South - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 15 - 67 of 80 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
36,019
83.8%
LEADING CANDIDATE: ANDERSEN, Ginny 16,246
2nd CANDIDATE: BISHOP, Chris 15,372
CURRENT MARGIN: 874
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 35.16%
2nd PARTY: National Party 25.13%
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>>545782971
>if only red national could get in and shake things up! I'm so sick of blue labour!
>>
>>545783034
overseas voting from fucking londonstan
>>
>>
anyone else watching the league
>>
>>545783070
I hope the Chris that loses does Harakiri.
>>
>>545783067
Winnie First boomers have fucked up a few electorates.
>>
>>545783179
>league
Ew
Union is superior
>>
>>545783094
Well basically crafty Winnie has generated an overhang and the right is consistently 1 seat over, it's narrow but consistent. If there wasn't an overhang then it would have already been called which is pretty crazy
>>
>>545783179
no
>>
Without the Indians national would sink
>>
Nelson is a win. Up 1200 now
>>
>>545783189
Yeah these extremely narrow ones would be safer if they didn't vote for Winnie and listened to what he said about voting national in electorate seat
>>
>>545782971
get a job loser cunt
>>
kek, labour flipped wellington bays, but genter will still get in on the list
>>
Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 61 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
28,261
84.7%
LEADING CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 12,556
2nd CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 12,478
CURRENT MARGIN: 78
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.18%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.74%
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>>545783226
Win for WHO nigger???
>>
>68
so it's safe now right
>>
>>545783179
If I want to see browns I'll just open a fucking curtain
>>
>>545783243
AHHHHHHHHH
>>
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Is this one of you guys?
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>>545783179
Yes, good game
>>
>Wairarapa flipped to LAB by 322
over
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>>545782971
Hey Adam, How's things?
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>>545782971
>Hoping and praying everyone who voted on the right block kills themselves
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>>545783247
boy-ACK btfo
>>
>brownlee out
lol, good riddance tubby
>TOP potential kingmaker
Never thought I’d see the day. Them throwing out Gareth Morgan was the smartest thing they couldve done
>>
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>>545783274
Nah I post my kiwi edits
>>
ive got a new thread cooking. just waiting on the peasant countdown to finish
>>
Chippy inbound to do the walk of shame and eat shit for a second time
>>
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HIPPO SIGHTING
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lmao, I think we are in before legacy media realizes labour might have flipped the whole thing
>>
Right bloc: 66
Left bloc + TOP: 63
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>>545783243
Horry sheet
>>
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ITS ALL HOPELESS
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>>545783274
>>
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hahahaha when Chloe rang in to Newstalk ZB
>>
>>545783312
i dont think they're needed at this rate
>>
guys... a whole bunch of left wing votes are magically showing up right at the end....
>>
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>>545783299
If you're not interested in contributing to the thread, you can fuck off.
>>
>>545783274
>everything is about my mental disorder!
>>
>>545783274
I'd goof around but I'm permanently banned
>>
Labour bloc MUST be in the lead with the last results, overhang magic be damned
>>
>>545781698
>Be White greens
>Live in green paradise
>Don't have kids because pollution
>Vote to import infinite third worlders and pay them to breed
>Your green paradise is now covered with commie blocks and trash, there is poop on the beach, Indians are dumping their trash idols in your rivers
>Winning!
>>
>>545783249
Weird pale guy on TV said Chris Hipkins is probably going to get in once specials come in.

So I think this is like what I thought, early votes counted last for some bizarre reason (or maybe it means overseas). Overseas will vote for labour a lot more than usual because people with student loans face doubling of interest from National, or a 10% forgiveness from Labour
>>
nelson locked in, first confirmed electorate
>>
>>545783359
Yea it's the witches hexing them in from the mushroom fields.
>>
2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 84.4% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.37%
NAT

29.06%
LAB

13.36%
GP

11.04%
ACT

9.83%
NZF

5.89%
OPP

0.56%
TPMAO

0.84%
OTHER
Projected total seats
41 35 16 13 12 7 5 0

How Parliament would look
LIVE
84.2% counted
56 Labour bloc
65 to govern
National bloc 66
>>
>>545783437
they're still winning without Hamilton east or it flipped again?
>>
NEW THREAD

>>545783450
>>545783450
>>545783450
>>545783450
>>
stacey jones got fat
>>
Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 65 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
28,910
90.3%
LEADING CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 12,868
2nd CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 12,743
CURRENT MARGIN: 125
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.09%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.71%

Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 62 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
32,541
72.9%
LEADING CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 14,312
2nd CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 13,838
CURRENT MARGIN: 474
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 30.56%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 29.28%
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>>545783464
Labour is winning BOTH HE and Wairapapa atm
>>
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Spotted Golly Gosh wearing this necklace. Pretty rich of her to call us thieves
>>
>>545781233
How much do you think the fallout from COVID is affecting this election?



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