>meltzer says ospreay vs danielson is the best match of all time >turn it on>two pasty vegan manlets who don't lift weights doing a slow ballroom danceAm I out of touch here? Or is it Meltzer who is wrong?
why don't they kick each other? or headbutt? or try to do anything with the ropes?
out of touch
5 star gymnastics
>>14416171enjoy the bisexual undertaker i guess
>>14416171Meltzer is out of touch and lost the plot. He has no idea what people like anymore.
Ospreay is pretty jacked.
Both of you are wrongIt's a great match and the best match of the year so far but not an all-timer
>>14416303Why is he getting overpowered by Danielson then?
there was a thread. the first few spots including OP, the dodgng strikes, the slap and europeans were pretty good but it got progressively flippy and cooperative.
Does anyone have a webm of Ospreay's sell of the very first chop exchange? The one Ospreay initiated and Daniel chops him one time and he sold it like he was a comic character hit by poison. Its in the first 18 minutes of the match, anyone have it? its so awfull its hilarious
>>14416339>>14416341webms of this thread>>14403751
When the best match for 20 years happens, why do you only care what Meltzer says about it rather than the thousands of wrestling fans out there who will also tell you that it is the best match in 20 years
>>14416387It's not the best match in 20 years, thoughSettle down, newfag
>>14416322Because it's wrestling and nothing makes sense in it, starting with the Irish whip.
>>14416387Trick and Ilya had a better match at vengeance day. But instead of rolling around on the floor pretending to be mma fighters those guys beat each other bloody. That match was so good that Danielson and Ospreay even stole the finish from it
>>14416171Weird that you turned it on for the first time while already having webms saved from the matchThis is definitely a credible and believable criticism of AEW thread, definitely not just the SAME OLD CONSOLE WAR SHIT by some false-flagging autistic shitposter.
>>14416893Danielson and Ospreay are time travelers? Holy dimes
>>14416298You mean Fagspreay. No thanks.
>>14416387The handful of obese smelly "wrestling fans" calling Danielson vs Shitspreay the best match of the last 20 years are mindlessly parroting Dave. They don't even form their own opinions. A week from now hardly anyone will remember "the best match of all time" and absolutely nobody will remember it a year from now.
>>14416341LOL
>>14417112>and the crowd goes mild
>>14417112What is even meant to be bad about this?You faggots rant and rave about "DURR THEY'RE JUST TRADING STRIKES WITHOUT SELLING" and now you're going "DURR WHY IS HE SELLING DA CHOP DURR HOW STUPID"
>>14416171Is this meant to be a test of strength?I hate modern wrestling so much
>>14417218bro he's selling a chop from Danielson, the vannilaest midgetest vanilla midget in wrestling, like it came from Big ShowThis is something you'd see in a DDT match
>>14416171Why even bother doing a test of strength spot if neither of you bother to make it look like a convincing test of strength and you just alternate back and forth?Also that stuff at the end, they'd have to do it at like, 2x speed for it to be impressive. It's all so casual.>>14416298>letting, of all people, a terminal shitter like gaymian priest live in your headGRIM
>>14417258Only reason to sell a strike to the chest when you have roided up pecs is if someone gave you an Ox Baker Heart Punch.
>>14416387>When the best match for 20 years happensHoly shitThe Ibushi vs Tanahashi G1 Finals from 2018 just happened? Oh wait no it was just a pair of midgets doing underwater aerobics.
>>14417258You mean Danielson the legendary striker? >but he's shortYeah, so was Benoit, Dynamite Kid, Tiger Mask 1, etc, etc, so on and so forth.He sold that because of Bryan's legacy. It's called respect, faggot. God, you guys are brainless fags just trying to console war.
>Last 20 yearsAny AJ Styles match, even the one with Ellsworth, is much better and more memorable
>>14417306>complaining about Ospreay's selling while touting fucking Kota Ibushi, king of the psychology ignoring no sellersYeah man, I sure love when Jay White worked his leg for 30 minutes only for him to completely ignore it and use that leg to finish him in the end without so much as hobbling or selling for a single second.
>>14417336 If Danielson had done this to Ospreay it would make sense to sell it.But one chop and he goes down like he just had a heart attack? Are you retarded?
>>14417336>legendary strikerOf beating up manlets and twinks on the indies.
>>14417358>goes down like he had a heart attackYou mean he held his chest, bounced down to his knee and then bowed right back up?OH MY GOD WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, THE BUSINESS IS BEING KILLED
>>14416339I remember Ospreay having decent chops and strikes in Nooj. The chops during their exchange were so fucking sissy-tier.
>>14417369Bro it's comedic overselling. It's the same as where big show would shush the crowd, chop the guy's chest and everyone would laugh while the guy oversold the chop.But this is a 140 pound midget doing the chopping not a seven foot giant
>>14417352I didn't mention selling whatsoever, I mentioned the fact that they moved through their sequences at half-speed not even trying to convince you it was a contest.Also Ibushi sold phenomenally in the match with Tana, there was no real heavily emphasized limb work, so his lack of care in selling that kind of stuff never came into play.
>>14417401>Bro it's comedic overselling.No, it isn't. That's Shawn Michaels vs. Hogan. That's comedic overselling. This is just selling.You think he's selling too much, fine, but that's just your opinion (and a poor one).
>>14417218It was a terrible looking zero-impact chop which made the subsequent heavy sell look comedic in contrast, are you dumb?>>14417336>Danielson the legendary strikerlmfao
>>14417432>terrible looking zero-impact chopLooked great to me and I'm a puro head.>>14417432>Danielson isn't a legendary strikerWeird that he's got that whole "I'm going to kick your fucking head off" thing and has had it for years.
>>14417443>Looked great to me and I'm a puro head.Lmao, no you're not. If you were, you'd have the modicum of standards necessary to see his little hand create no visible distortion across Ospreay's chest and slide ride off inoffensively. I want those prime Ishii full-forearm chops if that's the level of sell you're gonna do, not some little faggot scared to slap his opponent's titty.Then again I shouldn't be surprised, you tasteless niggers larp about being actual wrestling fans all the time.>muh roh memes that no longer bear relevance
>>14416171Why are they so goddamn slow? You'd think these "technical wrestlers" would've looked at an Angle, Benoit, Malenko or Bret match once in their lives and actually see what a chain grapple sequence looks like
>>14417499My favorite wrestler is quite literally Kenta Kobashi.>but bro you didn't see the striations on his chest in slow mo, it's a shitty chop!They also didn't do a replay of this chop because it was part of a transitional exchange so no slow-mo footage exists but sure man, whatever you say.
>>14417589>namedropping kobashi like it makes your opinions any less shitWhy are you pulling up old japs and their matches to defend some shitty american matches. They have nothing to do with each other.
>>14417589Who raped you?
>>14416298Damian would shoot rape both of these faggots in their gaping assholes at the same time without breaking a sweat
>>14416171Haven't seen the match but tests of strength is old school and kino.
>>14417607I namedropped a chop specialist as being my favorite wrestler but I guess you don't know enough about puro to understand what I was getting at. My mistake, I thought you knew a little more than you do. Apologies.
>>14417740I know you were trying to argue from authority in bad faith. What does Kobashi having good chops have to do with the completely unrelated match with shitty chops?
If these fags really liked "good wrestling" they would watch college & Olympic wrestling or the ufc.
>>14417988Amateur wrestling doesnt draw dimes thats why the athletes, staff, and families involved in it have to fight tooth and nail to keep the college programs from getting dropped and campaign the Olympic comittee from dropping it at the games.
>>14417988these fags don't even know what they want. No one in wrestling does headlocks anymore because of faggot fans chanting boring but the headlock into irish whip is one of the best chain wrestling spots and looks a million times better than whatever the thing in the OP webm is meant to be
>>14417988???Pro wrestling is nothing like amateur wrestling, kek. Why the fuck would I watch that? It's completely dimeless and the rules are confusing as hell.
>>14418066it's ten times more entertaining than AEW
>>14418091No, it isn't.>posts coom webmWow, you sure showed me! Next you're going to post a webm of the WNBA and tell me it's entertaining
>>14417988AEW Fans treat Wrestling like competitive figure skating, not a simulated fight. It's the Cornette simps that need to start watching MMA.
>>14418125Competitive figure skating, though worked, is judged to a much higher standard than AEWs shitty rhythmn gymnastics routines.
>>14417112Danielsons chop looked like shit too and the bongoloid sold it like an upset stomach. THIS is what Kikezer and the gAyEWtists consider the best match in history?
>>14418125MMA is fucking dreadful to watch at the highest level 99% of the time.It's only entertaining when it actually approaches pro-wrestling's presentation, like when Holloway invited Gaythe to do a fighting spirit spot in the middle of the ring. So basically only on anniversary shows when they make decent matchups with guys who will fight rather than groundhump
>>14418098watch the men's gymnastics during the olympics this year. I think you'll enjoy it even more than pro wrestling
>>14418161>once again, posts another coom webmDo you have any webms of fucking MEN doing amateur wrestling?the more you post, the more you just come across as a degen rather than a fan of a sport
Does anyone have the webm of Somoa Joe moving to get in position of Swerve's finisher?
>>14416171>the best match of all timeHe didn't though. As you started with a complete fabrication, I shant bother with the rest.
>>14418159Yes, real fights are boring most of the time and fake "Sports Entertainment" fights are why the WWE has been blowing every other Wrestling Promotion out of the water since the mid 80's, and why Pro-Wrestling has been a work since the 1900's.
>>14417785>"Kobashi's good at chops, that means Danielson's limp-wristed slaps are good">"me saying one of four puro legends means I'm more right than you are"I think you're arguing with a retard, chief
>>14418169>purposefully wants to see men wrestleWhat are you, some kind of fag?
>>14416171starting to think that ospreay is dave's illegitimate sonthere's no way anyone with wrestling "credentials" could watch this and think "this is the best match i've ever seen in my life"
>>14418091>>14418161This is what wrestling should look like and used to look like back in the 80s. I'm far more entertained when it looks like 2 bears fighting instead of 2 faggots slapping each other. These are 2 little girls but it still looks like 2 bears.>>14418098It looks less girly than this faggot fairy shit>>14416171 lol.>>14418169A motherfucking suplex is coom? Inoki did the same exact move to Hulk Hogan. >>14418159Combat sports in general seemed to have peaked during the 2000s & then stayed shit. Modern UFC doesn't even resemble & I laugh at their tryhard audience who constantly claim that mma is the closest thing to real fighting. Makes me wish that K1 won out instead, so martial arts movies would still be based on brutal striking instead of gay bjj.
>>14416980most literate gayEW fan
>>14418285>BRO YOU LIKE THE NBA INSTEAD OF THE WNBA? WHAT ARE YOU, A FAG?No, just someone who recognizes that women are unathletic and incompetent at all sports compared to their male counterparts?
>>14418303>guy has nothing but women's amateur wrestling videosIt's coom because clearly it's a fetish to him, not a sports interest.If it was a sports interest, he would have some webms of men wrestling too. Olympic wrestling, probably, as it's the highest level of competition.Or else he would be posting the men who wrestle at a much higher level.
>>14416171>>14417112lol love seeing my webms used for good MATCH OV DAVYEAR M8S
>>14418325Women being terrible at anything physical is a given but why would you purposely want the male counterpart to watching women slam and hug?
>>14418343That's like asking why you would watch men's boxing instead of women's boxing or something.Have you seen women fight or play sports? I'm puzzled about why I even have to explain this to anyone.
>>14418362>"UM WHATABOUT THIS DIFFERENT SPORT"Just come out of the closet and answer the question, anon. Why do you want to watch men hugging?>inb4 another valid point about women being god awful at sports>inb4 another whatabout to an irrelevant sport
>>14418392Because they're better at it?Why do you keep making me answer the same question over and over again?Same reason I don't watch women's professional wrestling -- they fucking suckbut really, pic related
