>>14422466Finally, the real ratings. Who cares about tv ratings or attendance, all we care about is Meltzer stars
>not even 7 starskek what washed up shitter
>>14422466What's the highest he's ever given?
>>14422466It was 8 stars Dave. Do better.
>>14422466Okada Pac was better than Ospreay BD
>>14422466>five star system>can go above five stars?
>>14422466>Dave gonna get shat on for that Willow/Julia score
Was Kazuchika Okada vs. Pac really as good as Cody vs Roman?
>>144224867 for one of the Okada/Omega matches iirc
>>14422494No, it was better
>>14422505answers from people who don't live on planet retard only
Do you think Tony brings up the meltzerino stars when he's negotiating the tv deals?
>>144224867 stars for Omega vs Okada 2 out of 3 falls.6.5 makes it the second best match ever in his opinion.
Do you think that Dave even believes these? Or is he just doing it for the reactions?
>>14422523It's confirmed he uses cagematch ratings which are even less meaningful so I'm sure
In hindsight, Dave must regret breaking his scale
He likes that Toni/Rosa match better than most
>>14422535Meltzer has been engagement trolling ever since 2016.
>>14422535Of course not, but he needs AEW to succeed as it’s literally built to cater to his taste, and it failing proves his ideas about professional wrestling don’t draw.
>>14422494none of the dynaslop matches were
I didn't see the show, but was that Jericho match terrible? That appalling Adam Cole match got 3.25 too.
>>14422466Out of 10? Pretty bad.
>>14422561hecking audiencerino is unhappy jericho won
>>14422466piggies finna squeal
>>14422553cope faggot lol seethe too lmao
Rating anything 6.5/5 makes you either a seven year old girl, or a spazz.
>>14422466>according to meltzer, every match on this card other than the Julia Hart one was better than Rock vs Hogan
>>14422638Yeah what is even the point of the rating system at that point? Five out of five is perfection, it can't be any better. So what does six stars even mean?
>>14422640he's right
>>14422640At this point he's just rating these things like it's a Tony Hawk or DMC run, just keep doing combos to get a big score. Guy probably has some multiplier going up in his brain and if there's a botch, the combo ends. Nothing to do with if it's actually a good match
>>14422638Giving half points was always stupid. What's the difference between a 2.5 and a 2.25? You use a 5 point system because it's easy to follow. 1 is garbage, 2 is below average, 3 is average, 4 is above average, and 5 is amazing. It's that easy. Dipshit meltzer making things too complicated for no reason.
>>14422663yeah people will for sure still be talking about Toni Storm vs thunder Rosa 20 years from now
>>14422684people in your neighborhood will still be talking about how the fire department had to knock down a wall of your house to extricate your morbidly obese corpse 20 years from now
>>14422638Its a 4 star scale sweetie not 5
>>14422640Meltzer doesn't know what good professional wrestling looks like
>>14422763Your and idiot. Just because some kike movie reviewer gave 4 stars. Go suck some circumcised Jewish dick
It was a great match, but second greatest match of all time???
>>14422490I also felt that way.>>14422535Do you really think he believes the dogshit Jericho Hook match was better than Rock Hogan? There is no actual way to explain how it would be better in any way. The crowd was chanting for one of them to retire, most of it was awkward to watch, and it had business exposing botches as well as a flat finish and shit build.
>>14422466crazy how this guy is just getting started and literally putting better matches then kurt angle EVER did ...on a weekly basis...6 star bangers every month guys. i think the rushmore of wrestling already is rock/hogan/flair/ospreay
>>14422811>star bangersmore like 607k
>>14422466>6.5Dave's ratings are so fucking funny
It’s crazy how apparently from 2017 to now we’re in the greatest era of professional wrestling even though no one is watching
>>14422796Rock Hogan was also dog shit and had more botches
>>14422850>Rock Hogan was also dog shitsorry you don't know anything about pro wrestling :(
>>14422850It’s literally the greatest professional wrestling match of all time. If you do not like it you fundamentally do not get professional wrestling.
>>14422489nope, 15.75 stars.
>>14422850Okay, so you're saying he rated a dogshit match 3 stars. Not a good look for Dave. I'll hear you out though, where were the botches and how was Jericho Hook better in any way?
>>14422466>that eddie kingston match>4 stars+LMAO
>>14422492Hasn’t been a 5 star system since before you ever even heard of it.
>>14422640Dave is shoot retarded. We've known this for years now.
>>14422884>he rated a dogshit match 3 starsBecause of the crowd>where were the botcheslmao where aren't there? Hogan can barely walk, can't bump, made Rock's offense look like shit the entire match. Everything after le faceoff is the drizzling shits.
>>14422466I actually watched the first Okada vs Omega the other day, that Ospreay match was not close, the action was worse, slower, it felt like they were half-assing for 30 minutes while Okada vs Omega was 47 minutes of top class execution.
>>14422850>one of the three biggest matches of all time was dogshitunironically find a new hobby than pro wrestling if that's what you think
>>14422535Probably not but he desperately wants AEW to last as long as possible so that he has more to write about and more ‘content’ to provide to the suckers that pay to listen to him trip over the English language
>>14422910>everything about the match sucked>the live crowd loved it>the people watching it on TV loved it>it's been 20 years and people still talk about the match>everything about the match sucked
>>14422516It was better.
>>14422915>>it was good because it was popular
>>14422543In the 80s? Cause that’s when it broke.
>>14422938>the thing meant to entertain people was immensely successful in doing so yes
>>14422922now tell us about how much you think Taylor Swift and Beyonce are the greatest artists of your lifetime
>>14422466How many tickets did they sell?
>>14422950>I base my personal enjoyment on other people's opinions because the fed said I should
>>14422466>-.5 for this And you all claimed this webm didn’t get over. It clearly effected meltzerberg
>>14422910Looks fine compared to the whiff and botch with Hook coming off the stairs to hit Jericho, especially when that webm is at 75 percent speed. So how was Hook Jericho with a bad crowd reaction better than Rock Hogan?
>>14422959aewtrannies do be having wwe tats
>>14422959>>I base my personal enjoyment on other people's opinions because meltzer said I should
>>14422910>HoganNXT.webmlmao this nigga is eternally seething
>>14422535he's doing it because le star heckin ratings is the only cope gAyEWtroons have left
>>14422910>look at this slowed down webm of a match Dave rated 3 starsOkay, doesn't look so bad, really. Hogan tried to go over the top, bounced off and bump low. Doesn't take me out of it.Hey, check out this slowed down webm of a match Dave rated 6.5. Oh wait it's not slowed down LMAO
It's funny to me that normally, whichever hobby board you try picking up and browsing, 4chan is generally contrarian central and a sizeable amount of people have a groupthink thing that's totally different from le normies they can all generally agree on being good except /aspw/ which almost unanimously agrees that the most popular fed is probably the best. That tells you all you need to know about how garbage Meltzerslop is, most people can't even pretend to like it lmao
>>14422466I prefer the cagematch ratings, thanks.
>>14422719>lost the argument and went rogueyep
>>14422466Pure desperation from Meltzer.
>>14422466>greatest ppv of all time according to meltzer>no 700k for the dynamite that followed ithmmm
>>14423084>Hogan tried to go over the top, bounced off and bump low. Doesn't take me out of it.because WWE is for retards and children
>>14423091Because people with working eyes can see that the flippy shit Meltzer worships doesn’t look good. Everyone knows wrestling is fake but the shit meltzer worships blatantly acknowledges that it’s fake and doesn’t care
>>14423142But enough about your sexual preferences
Hook/Jericho was fucking terrible. No way was it above 2 stars. Meltzer is out of his fucking mind. Ospreay/Danielson was more around 4 stars or so.
>>14422910this webm actually shows the difference between today's shitters and real wrestlers like Hogan If today's flowchart fags would have botched the flip out of the ring they would have immediately after done some obnoxious backflip for no reason, or just redid the entire spot and completely break any form of immersion.Hogan is an actual worker though, so when he can't do the flip out, he makes it look like he took an especially hard shot, falls to the ground, sells for a half second to shake the cobwebs, and then rolls out without breaking any immersion in the matchThis webm is literally a showcase of high tier pro wrestling, but your brain is fried and you simply watch to see twinks do fliparinos because you refuse to be immersed in the product and have to constantly remind yourself everything is fake anyway because you're embarrassed you like pro wrestling
>>14423149>etard fails no pedo fantasies for a day challenge
>it's another 'drones have a melty about a guy's opinion again' episodeI thought he was an irrelevant hack? Why is it fans of the red hot fed, who are all about the mainstream and casual appeal, concern themselves with the opinions of a guy who writes a news letter for a few thousand smarks?
>>14423091Why do you retards keep saying this?/tv/ rags on arthouse cinema, /v/ rags on indie games. Metrical arguments are used on every board.It also doesn't help that the alternative for "mainstream" pro wrestling just happens to be absolute fucking trash. I'm sure if AEW was a genuine high-quality niche you'd see the discourse you'd expect, but AEW is both less-popular and awful dog shit.
>>14422466>6.5 stars>ratings plummet and is forgotten about next day and not even followed up on Dynamite in any awayLMAO
>>14423168Yeah, I agree. It's a botch but he covers it up nicely.
>>14423176He's extremely fun to laugh at. Remember when he wrote that a man had his brain removed in surgery? Lmao.
>>14423176>NOOOOO STOP DISCUSSING WRESTLING RELATED SUBJECTS ON A WRESTLING BOARDwhy come wwe fans in ya head rent free
>>14423168fuck off pig
>>14423210Good sell
>>14423226worse than Moxley, actually
>>14422466>6.5 on a 5 point scale
>>14423210>>14422910>guy didn't do a backflip>guy didn't spike himself for real on a head bumpis this all you watch wrestling for? you can literally watch backyard feds from 2000 and see people do that shit better than the slow plodding unathletic dweebs do today because wrestling was actually popular then and the yardtards used to be athletic jocks
>>14422850>the greatest professional wrestling match of all time was shitYou need a new hobby retard
>>14422466Memeltzer's retard star system.Now he is adding more start to justify his stupid biased opinions
>>14423084the hesitation before he finally does the flip makes the entire thing look idiotic. why does everyone move like this, these days? the apprehension, it not only looks bad, it makes thing more likely to end in injury than a quick fluid motion would.
>>14423264>>the greatest professional wrestling match of all timeon planet retard
>>14423284>can’t even greentext properly Lmao
>>14423294But enough about your whereabouts
>>14422492It was a 4 star system long before Dave ruined it.
>>14423284why are you typing out messages you quote? are you a retarded zoomer who has never used a PC and doesn't even know how to use the clipboard?
It just a matter of time before ospreay will have had more 6* matches then the entire wwe,wcw and tna have 5* matches combined. Literally a living legend. In 20 years well remember the ospreay era like we remember the attitude era now
>>14423385who
>In 20 years well remember the ospreay era like we remember the attitude era now
>>14422494different promotions have different curves.
>>14423385>In 20 years well remember the ospreay era like we remember the attitude era now
>>14423385>the oceanspray era will have an enduring legacyIt's already popular as hell on planet rerard my friend. Sadly though, their collective memory is like a goldfish. Long before oceanspray has met his misawa fate, they will have found a yummy new flipperino self insert. Look at the way they (including dave) already turned on kenny like yesterday's news.
>>14422958Less tickets and PPV buys than their last one lmao
>>14422466Ah, the weekly "I have no taste" announcements from Meltzer. What on earth would we do without them.
>I had a five star match>um well actually I had a 6 star match>ok well I had a 6.5 star matchIt's like a toddler arguing
>>14422466>this kills the piggaloyou love to see it
>>14422888Ironically it was a good match. Besides Eddie.
