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>>15014648
Based

>>15014648
LMAO that is a no 300k looking ass card. ITT post your ratings predictions lol

>not 1 but 4 gamethreads in the catalog
kek bitchits boilin'

>>15014648
In for Okada

>>15014670
get a life, fatso

>>15014648
kek what a stacked card, I'm fucking hype lads

>>15014648
CM Punk won

>thought forbidden door was tomorrow
>it’s next week
What am I gonna do with all this weed?

>>15014713
nah still Vince

>>15014715
weed last more than a week, stoner-sama

Yes Christian, yes watch

Would AEW skyrocket if they had a Daddy Magic promo every week?

>>15014682
We don’t sign our posts here and I’m not going to tell you again.

>>15014753
I wasn't signing my post, I was calling you, poster number 15014753, fat. You'd understand this if English was your first language.

>>15014648
I really hope Tony starts giving Jacked Jameson a push.

>>15014806
Literally who lol

>>15014670
Anyone else kinda home Collision beats Dynamite?

>>15014811
they're pretty based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC9pgkCXkxE

>>15014817
I shoot don’t care about ratings.

>>15014817
no one cares about ratings lil bro

>>15014806
agreed, he’s based

>>15014821
SOVL

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>Jacked Jameson
We 80s Mania Wrestling Returns now

>>15014829
>Will Ospreay defeated Brian Cage after the Hidden Blade

>Samoa Joe & HOOK & Katsuyori Shibata defeated The Premier Athletes

>Toni Storm & Mariah May defeated Leyla Hirsh & Lady Frost when May pinned Hirsch following a Storm piledriver.

>Killswitch & Nick Wayne & Christian Cage defeated Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson. Cage started on commentary, but then joined the match.

>Chris Jericho & Big Bill defeated Private Party after Bryan Keith interfered and KO’s Isiah Kassidy. They attacked Private Party but Hook, Joe and Shibata hit the ring for the save and hurt Keith’s arm. Joe cut a promo challenging them to a six man tag at the Forbidden Door PPV.

>The House of Black defeated LSG and MSG. Ian Riccaboni asked them how they felt about Buddy Matthews getting hurt last week. Malakai Black said that was a human question and walked off. Brody King said they feel nothing.

>CMLL’s Hechihero defeated Matt Menard

>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada pinned CMLL’s Ultimo Guerrero with The Rainmaker

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outrunners board, savagefags will have to wait their turn

>>15014915
Sounds good, will be watching now, thanks anon!

Collision is never beating the jobber show allegations

>>15014670
Watching Collision tonight fatso?

>>15014648
So 250k. Got it.

If I was a wrestler who actually went to the gym, I would no show any promoter who asked me to job to Nick Wayne.

SQUISHY

>>15014928
It could tho, in some ways it's better. It often has the more fun and exciting matches. But the main story progression still happens on Dynamite.

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>>15015006
AEW has hotter women than the attitude era

AEW has good wrestlers but why do none of their matches have any build or story? I don't want scripted UFC. It's so hard to invest when it's just two random dudes fighting for no reason. The title isn't a reason.

>>15015115
>AEW has good wrestlers but why do none of their matches have any build or story?
Will Ospreay is fighting Swerve for the belt at FD, so now he's fighting his ex-stablemate. What don't you get?

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Sorry Tone. Too many Exfed guys. Maybe next week.

>>15014915
This is like when Tony told the WCW audience that Mankind was going to win the belt off Austin

>>15014648
All this fucking weird booking
1. Why is Daddy Magic wrestling when he was just announced as a commentary only role?
2. Why is Okada wrestling Ultimo Gurerro in a heatless match?
3. What has Brian Cage done to get a title match?

Tony wonders why no one watches his show. It's cards like this where Collision and Dynamite more or less exist in different universes week to week that is probably disconnecting people.

>>15015166
The only stable that I know of in AEW is the one they keep Mercedes Mone in lmao

>>15015101
Bring Bunny & Penelope back!

>>15015166
They betrayed Swerve and why is it a title shot. Also, that is only one match on the card.

>>15015195
I was typing "Mercedes doesn't have a stab-" and I started laughing. Well played.

>>15015197
do you think that Bunny would ever become financially unstable enough to marry me?

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KEK BASED

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>>15015228
Hook, Joe and Ciabatta been beefin' with Tony and the Jobbers for weeks kid

>>15015260
HOOK is great. All he need to know is eat hot chip suplex bet.

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>>15015260
love cameraman shibata

>>15015260
Ultimo Guerrero with a title shot?
Toni and Mariah?
Daddy Magic vs Hechicero?
House of Black "in action"?

Stop giving dishonest answer. None of these have any build or reason to happen.

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less than one hour boys LFG

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>>15015350
It's gonna be GREAT

>>15015343
>Ultimo Guerrero with a title shot?
ok that one you actually got me on, they just need to keep feeding Okada jobbers he can squash. but since when are jobber squash matches a bad thing? he squashed Eddie Kingston FFS, how can you hate on him?
>Toni and Mariah?
this is advancing Toni and Mariah's ongoing story with that jap broad with the tits, guarantee she shows up after the match to fight Toni for custody of Mariah again
>Daddy Magic vs Hechicero?
I'm gonna go ahead and assume this is from Rampage since Daddy Magic is now officially the voice of Rampage, also Hechicero is feuding with someone important who I can't recall right now
>House of Black "in action"?
ya gotta give 'em somethin' to do while Adam's out KWAB'd, he won control of them in that match but now they can't be his new spoopy BROTHERS. all Gangrel angles postponed until future notice.
also you left out scorching hot angle of The Learning Tree feuding with my boys Private Party, this is guaranteed to be wrestlekino

>>15014648
This card looks totally skippable. AEW TV fucking sucks now

go to the real thread >>15013696

collision is the a show now

>>15015377
I had to do a double take, that's a really well-done subtle shoop

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>>15015403
seethe harder bitchtits

>>15015403
you’re not gonna get a wrestling company to one game thread cope

>>15014648
Brian Cage is a day one AEW original and a solid hand. He rarely has a bad match. I bet him and Ospreay tear down the house.

>>15015548
he used to be horseshit. he's gotten okay over time though.

>>15015607
I liked his Terminator cosplay, and his Streets of Cage gear is based.

>>15014648
yikes this episode looking like grade A horse shit.

>>15015667
nah you do

Lady Frost sit on my face please

>>15015716
specifically designed and constructed for breeding strong Viking warriors

>Suicide Squad lead-in

Uh oh. If Marvel lead-ins were bad imagine what DC slop will be!

>>15015741
It wasn't about Marvel or DC, it was about big dimes Sheldorf and joonteemf

>>15015741
This movie has been the lead-in so many times. I've seen that retarded giant starfish a million times.

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>>15015741
I miss The Accountant like you wouldn't believe bros.

LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS

wow DC really did give James Gunn the keys to everything

>>15015766
I love the giant starfish in comics where its a huge threat to tje Justice League. Now though its a load of bullshit in a faggot DC movie

>just to save the world, that's all
BRAVO NOLAN

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE

Punk won lol

>starting off with Joe, HOOK and Shibata
ALL NON-SICKOS OUTTA THE POOL

what is shibata's endgame?

>>15015811
nah still Vince

Joes murder crew is gonna kill these guys

>>15015815
okada eventually in the C2

>>15015815
a shot at Ospreay after he wins at Wembley

>>15015394
>Ultimo Guerrero with a title shot
Okada should not need jobbers as a belt holder, he needs feuds.

>Toni and Mariah
Ok, fine.

>Daddy Magic vs Hechicero
Hechicero has MJF at Forbidden Door. This match makes no sense. I wont even get into how stupid it is MJF has a throw away match.

>House of Black "in action"?
then keep them off TV too. Edge did something stupid. Keeping them on TV doing nothing matches does not keep them hot. Adam Cole was on TV hurt, why can't Copeland?

man I remember seeing samoa joe on tna when I was like 10
feel like a boomer

>you should do the same instead of eating Twinkies all day
common Nigel W

Nice mat work

STOP DOING 50/50 matches with obvious jobbers! This doesn't help anything

>>15015857
Don't worry: it only gets worse.

>>15015868
they're usually good about making sterling's clients look like jobbers

>Shibata doing the Joe dodge
Based

>>15015868
nothing about this match is 50/50

>>15015868
Retard

>>15015868
sort of reminds me of old wcw before bischoff took over. Like aew is morphing into that, a smaller time wrestling company

is this guy's gimmick actually just being a twink?

>each of the jobbers: gets one move in
>dronies: WTF WHY IS EVERY MATCH 50/50
kek fucking retards

>>15015885
I mean, wouldn't call Tony Nese a twink

>>15015885
Yes, just like every other twink on the roster

>>15015885
turn your monitor on

>>15015890
Samoa Joe is RIGHT FUCKING THERE in the ring. He looks like he slaugthered and ate 4 twinks and their mom

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>>15015893
I'm supposed to take this guy seriously?

God damn the Gunn Club's push missed Juice

I AM THE LEARNING TREE

Oh boy oboy oh boy its the Learning tree himself Chris Friggan Jericho

>>15015898
kek what a cold-hearted handsome devil

Jericho with no pop

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>>15015907
>mfw

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>Large William

>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

>first lesson: tag in the big Redwood
I'm learning already

>>15015924
Private Party should have had a token run with the tag belts by now.

We love you learning tree!

>>15015930
quen can't stay healthy

>>15015930
Cant stay healthy

>>15015930
Swerve in our Glory already had that

>>15015932
>>15015934
And that's why they need to study under the learning tree. Jericho's been a wrestler for like 30 years and never had a major injury.

>>15015941
OH, BASKIN OUR ROBINS

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>>15015941
speaking of can't stay healthy

>>15015912
He's a heel friend

>>15015957
I unironically still like Keith Lee

>>15015957
kek

>Bill starts a clap
>it gets going
lmao WTF

>house of black squash match
>with no buddy or edge
Hah?
This seems pointless.

>>15015972
he's too much man for people not to clap

>>15015978
MEAT

these niggas all moving in slow motion

>>15015977
Brody is the best member of the team anyway

shades of jeff hardy

PRIVATE PARTYBROS IT'S OUR NIGHT I CAN FEEL IT

Black Hole Slam?

match should have ended by now

>>15016016
Bossman slam*

>>15015991
Doesn’t answer why they need to appear.
And brody is terrible.

>>15016023
brody is terrible.
Nah

>>15016021
Agreed

>>15016021
nah Private Party are perennial contenders and a respected institution in AEW

>>15016021
So many kick outs have diminishing return

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>>15015977
I wouldn’t mind edge cutting some weird goth vampire promo cut in a dark room in his house honestly

>>15016029
But they will never move the needle
Big Bill is the future and they need to put him over

>>15016023
Brodie is an excellent monster heel.

that was so pointlessly long

Should've ended at the chokeslam but I'm glad they made Private Party look competitive.

Match should have ended 5 minutes ago come on

>>15016031
TK insists on letting each talent get their shit in, doesn't make sense in the long run

>Jobatahook feuding with The Learning Tree
TONY COOKIN'

>>15016039
He’s not good enough to lead a faction or be solo. Big Bill does his job better.

that Jap doing my nigga Keith dirty

>>15016048
sickos only brudda

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I refuse to believe their is a single solitary person that wants this match on the PPV.

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>>15016060
jericho does

Wow, what a TRULY forbidden interpromotional match!

>Forbidden Door Trios
I dig the match but Forbidden Door isn't the place, I think unless each team gets like 2 or 3 more NJPW guys

>>15016052
yeah that's all fair but I still like seeing him in action

>>15016060
I do, these guy know how to work

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>>15016060
Me, unironically. So deal with that.
>>15016067
Shibata makes it international, he's an NJPW so it counts. Just like Ospreay.

>okada last wrestled on may 26

>>15016067
Brian Keith is "injured" and Jericho is going to Minoru Suzuki again.

Okada finna rearrange this jobber's face

Hahahaha what am I looking at

Boy Eddie fucked anybody's mom huh

Supposedly Guererro's mask "falls off" like three times in this match.

>>15014648
Okada is going to rip his mask off isn't he?

>Ultimo Guerrero
Is he related to Eddie and Chavo?

>>15016080
let my man make his money

I feel bad for anyone in the crowd who wanted to cheer for rainmaker Okada and instead got comedy heel Okada

How fucking long has Ultimo been around, holy shit

Okada's already channeling Inoki realizing he was carrying Great Antonio

Apparently this match sucked

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Why do AEW trannies seethe at this future megastar?

guerrero already sucking wind

>>15016119
no one knows who that generic jobber is, no matter how much you spam him

kek this mexican nigga outta gas already

>>15016126
Cope tranny

this motherfucker was too old for CMLL in 2018

>>15016130
thanks for the bump but we don't sign our posts here

I figured he was even older than 52

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picrel ultimo's gas tank

lmao

>Okada looks into your living room

and he's sad

based Okada carrying this fat brown shitter audibly sucking wind after 2 minutes

Was this really the guy you wanted Okada to go against? This dude is wrestling at 50% speed and sounds looks like he's about to die.

>it took okada five minutes to get any offense on a literal geriatric

Bizarre. Dinner theater reactions from the crowd.

This match should not be going more than 5 minutes

>>15016157
I can hear the fat mexican in the ring huffing and wheezing over the crowd.

yeah they should have cut this short when they saw guerrero is already done lol

FFS just let it end

>>15016163
I'm literally begging and pleading for anyone to explain to me why everyone has to be presented as a contender that has to get all their dude moves lmao in
PLEASE

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This match is fucking hilarious

>>15016176
because it's entertaining

Tired of these eliminator matches, they're equally as predictable as an actual title match without the stakes and gravitas

Why are AEW shows full of virgin neckbeards while WWE shows have mostly families with kids?

>>15016189
Good job, now I'm fucking seething

>>15016176
I don't know, but it's something Tony needs to really reevaluate. I can see two mid card guys both wanting to get their shit in but this is fucking Okada...and Grandpa Burrito is getting about 60% of the offense

>okada almost mistiming the dropkick because of how slow guerrero is moving

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>sacrotanct
merriam webster jones over here

>>15016201
many such cases

LMAO Kino finish

Rainmaker'd his fucking mask off lmao

>knock out finisher
>Knocks mask off
>Holds mask to face
Heroes of Wrestling Level bad

Holy shit! Ultimo Guerrero is El Dandy!

Heres my impression of Gurrerro:
>EHHHHSA EEHHHH EHHHHHCC EEHHHH HH EEHHHHHCCH

>>15016209
based consistent jones poster

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>impressive victory

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Funniest non-comedy match I've ever seen

>lost his mask years ago
>pretend it matters today
I fucking hate this

Holy shit that finish lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

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I'm an AEW fan and I defend it online, but Goddamn the storylines just don't exist anymore and the matches are full of shitters. I like AEW because I care more about the people on their roster than on WWE's, but would it hurt to cut the roster in half? Forbidden Door shit with CMLL and NJPW just bloat the show with random fuckers even more. From this show alone, Ultimo Guerrero, Premiere Athletes, Leyla Hirsch, Iron Savages, Jacked Jameson, Hechicero. Boring shitters. The only people on OP's graphic worth watching are Ospreay, Brian Cage (sometimes), Okada, Y2J&Big Bill, Joe, Shibata, Toni, Mariah, and Christian. Get a clue Tony, half your toys suck ass.

>Lio getting promo time
come the fuck on man

What are these Juneteenth Americans doing on TV? doesn't Tony know they kill ratings

>>15016243
Hechicero is based doe

>the last time I was in a ladder match, I broke my leg...

Lio thought he looks so fucking cool there look like a child playing dress-up.

that was among the worst promos i've ever seen

>>15016253
Dante Martin is whiter than most of /pw/.

>>15016254
You lying sack of shit
Fucking poser ass bitch

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>>15016233
kek

These niggas promos sounds like a nba 2k my career cutscene

>>15016243
I feel you man, there's not much point in Forbidden Door when AEW has alot of New Japan's heavy hitters. It also feels like zero effort has been put into building the cross promotional matches as opposed to the past year's

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>five out of the eight matches tonight were tags or trios

Tony needs to hire writers, or at least ask how the writing process works at WWE so he can have a template to move forward with. He has the best roster in wrestling history and he's wasting it by not having compelling stories.

Also I'm still upset that Juice Robinson and KOR's returns were somewhat fumbled by not making it a bigger deal. They just randomly came back with no video package or follow up

>>15016257
but enough about Logan Paul and Cody and everyone else in WWE

>>15016271
tony already has writers, but they're absolute shite
that's what happens when nonces online plead for tony to "delegate", well there ya go

>>15016271
lmao what are you even talking about man

>>15016271
>Also I'm still upset that Juice Robinson and KOR's returns were somewhat fumbled by not making it a bigger deal. They just randomly came back with no video package or follow up
Juice should have at least gotten a lights out moment

>Watching this slop instead of Mexico at Copa America

LET HIM CONDUCT HIS BUSINESS

>>15016271
His "writers" are Jimmy Jacob, RD Evans, QT Marshall, Pat Buck and Sonjay Dutt

JACKED JAMESON HERE TO SAVE THIS SHOW

Negative aura

>>15016271
>ask how the writing process works in WWE
Please God no, as disappointing as Tony's ability to craft angles is, I prefer these barebones stories to the nonsensical marvel bullshit WWE insists upon.

Jacked Jameson is what happens after you watch one Scott Steiner promo.

>>15016281
he's talking about the lack of storylines and buildup for talent
are you retarded?

Everyone out here right now is ugly as is AEW.

BOOBA

Where's that music coming from

>>15016299
turn your monitor on

Why are some of your top heels feuding with jobber heels

>>15014670
NO 2 HUNDY

Didnt one of the Iron Savage bears just come out as gay

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Please save this show based Peepman

>Schiavone
>you loser
Tony ethered

>>15016320
i love peepman so fucking much bros..

>and it's not even up for debate
Christian definitely posts here

Would it kill these big dudes to lay some shit in?

I guess we all switched to Mexico vs Jamaica

I don't watch no soccerball

>come in
>hit your finisher
>cash paycheck
The Patriarch showing all you marks how it's done.

>Monet at the top of the hour
Tony what are you doing

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>TONI :D
>SQUSHY :D
>LUTHA :]

God I fucking love Timeless Toni.

>>15016263
Fuck you nigger

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>leyla hirsch

>>15016380
and Lady Frost, Tony spoiling us tonight

>>15016304
>lack of storylines and buildup = no video package for a return
ok lol

>>15016394
that's how I want to die

Layla is underrated as hell

Hmm If I could combine Layla with Toni Storm as a 20 years younger girl you would have the perfect woman. IMAGINE the fun you could have with that in the Chuck E. Cheese ballpit

Leyla seething her "legit lesbian" gimmick was stolen by these two

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>>15016380
very true

Looks like Leyla is dropping the extra pounds she put on while injured

>>15016412
YOU STILL GOT IT

based toni and the squish woke up this crowd

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>cut to commercial
>first thing we see is lotion being squeezed out
Now if that isn't targeted advertising, I don't what is.

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>>15016292
>Jimmy Jacob, RD Evans, QT Marshall, Pat Buck and Sonjay Dutt

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>ice-cold cinema
what did she mean by this

>>15016449
Wew lad.

NEW THREAD >>15013696
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NEW THREAD >>15013696
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>>15016440
I already squeezed out my lotion if you know what I mean

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>>15016449

>>15016450
And I forgot about Jen Pepperman who is probably the best one considering how "good" the women's storylines have been compared to the men's.

Lady Frost not being in the Owen is bullshit

This has unironically been the best match so far tonight.

>clapping each other’s butts
holy yum

>>15016464
nah fuck you bitchtits
>>15016484
>>15016484
>>15016484
GO NOW
>>15016484
>>15016484
>>15016484

>>15016482
Unfortunately so. It's been the drizzling shits.

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>>15016233
KEK. Rainmakered him right out of his mask.

>>15016491
we're on the same side dumbass

>SHES JUST A CHILD

YES!

>>15016496
>AEW general
no, we're not fatso

>the jiggle on that pin

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Nick Wayne's mom was looking booba tonight. Anyone got any stills or webms?

Luther giving Hirsch the boo-boo face popped me

Mentally untouchable
these Rogs don't know nothing about that

>>15016491
Twenty posts early, faggot

>serena
honk shoo

>I've lost 3 in a row
>I'm on the up!

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>>15016535
my bad
we can migrate now though
>>15013696

>>15016546
no one's using your gay thread bitchtits, get a fucking life already

>What a human question!

grim. just grim.

>gamethread for a two hour show didn't even hit the bump limit
Holy fuck AEW is stone cold dead. TNA tier