WE LOVE YOU SEFFSTER
Seffster owns every single one of you lmfao SEETHE BITCHES
Damian fucking sucks lol
have they played the snuff film yet?
>>15035753More like Seethe Rollins lmao
Damien do be sucking
>>15035736PLAY THE OWEN TAPE YOU COWARDS
Zesty Seff needs to fuck off
Damian is so shit lmfao
>YOU SUCK>YOU SUCK>YOU SUCK
>>15035736This is boring
colby quin is not over with me
>>15035783listen dawg that ain't cool #realtalk
Brutal "promo" by Priest
>>15035769No
>>15035769Nah.
Wow this segment is killing the crowd.
>real talk dawg
This segment killed the show
2 Zesty fellas in the ring at once>sweeten the pot???????
every damien promo has been dry as hell wtf
Seth Promos always involve way too much talking
real talk? this nigga is finished lmfao
I actually like Priest's approach to the mic but I understand why nobody else does
Soon.
just cut to the footage
You can hear 50k people changing the channel
this managed to somehow be more boring than the women's tag team match, think about thati get that this is just a midcard title but that should never happen
Such a stupid stipulation when we all know Priest is losing to Gunther at summerslam
Worst segment of the night?Like, these two got mogged by womeme.
w...wait is seth actually going to win?I'm getting worked now
Oh so they want to make sure everyone knows Seth won't win. Okay then.
This actually just made the match a lot more interesting
At this point him leaving the JD would be a good thing
wait is seth winning
>VHS starts playing>It's a secret Bray promo that never aired
It’s going to end in a no contest
How do I fast-forward this segment?
GOONTAH
DAMIEN DON'T DO IT! YOU'LL BE IN THE LWO AS AN INFINITE JOBBER UNTIL REY DIES
>>15035736HOLY DIMES
>>15035813He had great fire on his presser after Clash. He needs to inject some of that.
HOLY SHIT
ugh they're actually gonna break judgment day....
Guntah
>BURIES HIS OWN FACTIONHOLY BASED
judgment day is over
Why would you shit on your own friends like that
Finally
POP FOR GUNTHER LETS GO
Drew's schizo promo, Liv being a slut, the Wyatt spooky shit, Bron being based, all that shit absolutely mogged this segment.
Finn is fucking him over isn't he?
THANK YUOU GOONTHA
crowd is nuclear for this kek based seffster and el campeon
bababababased
>We are the most boring midcarders in the industry>Hold my chops
De Ding Genedal!
Has there been an outright bad Raw this year? All of them have been middle of the road to best ever. This raw has been good so far
>>15035872They are all manlets fucking and fighting for the same girl
>>15035832>getting promo mogged by Liv Morgan and Zelina VegaReal Talk, these two suck ass
HITLER PERSONA IS HERE!
THANK YOU GUNTHER!
BASED GUNTHER SAVING THIS BORING ASS SEGMENT
Monster poo for Gunther
>breakup judgement day, the hottest selling merchor>seth can't challenge for world title while damian is champgee, I wonder the outcome
*BOWS THE FUCK DOWN*
>people seriously think Seth is gonna winGunther is beating Damian at SummerSlam than seth will challenge Gunther
>>15035872Hes starting to get fed up
>Burying your own faction Bold strategy Cotton
gunter came to save this shit ass promo
this belongs in aew
>>15035877i hope so and that's somehow his ticket back to more prestigious title scenes than the tag title
Gunther waiting for some kind of reaction, gets none. It’s so over
I got goons,watch your back.
its awesome how hot the crowd has been for this
>>15035905Not really lmao
Is the crowd brighter than normally?
who wrote this shit
mein king
Gunther fit is on fire
>>15035900Yeah, they just buried the entire match.It didn't need an angle, considering Priest never beat Rollins himself. That's enough intrigue to have this filler feud.
Kekhttps://x.com/AEWNeckbeard/status/1805408923710799887
mein fuhrer
>>15035922YES THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYINGShit is way too fucking bright
zero heat in this angle
>>15035893some earlier in the year weren't greatthey've been on a hotstreak since backlash, although this is probably the worst of them since then, still good though
>>15035900who said anything about breaking up judgment day, just priest is out of it
>piss break match up nextkek
zzz
Raw has been on such a hotstreak lately.pissed I couldn't actually go in person tonight
>>15035922Yeah
>arrive>you're both bitches compared to me>leaves
>>15035928kekkkk this image is fucking classic already
>kross>kingstonuggh
finally the tape>>15035902Of course priest is gonna win, but he just shit on his faction harder than he's ever done before so they're obviously gonna start to split
>VHS machine
>carry-on kross vs coffee cringestoni sleep
Gunther called them untermensch
It's Ballsy of WWE to Put Karen Kross vs Kofi in the Third Hour.
Nobody remembers what a VCR is called
>>15035943This really is the best stuff going on in the wrestling world right now and it's not even close.
DON'T OPEN THE TAPE ITS THE RING TAPENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>15035915they were chanting this is awesome...
the wyatt piano thing is so annoying
zoomies calm down
>>15035952Damn it Cole
schizo Bo moment
BOSED
i shoot like the kross/new day feud
that's jay white in a mask
Oh shit Bo on TV
wtf is this youtube poop editing
>soulless analog horror
>>15035959What's a VCR called?
GABLE RITUAL
Gunther felt a little weak on the mic
words but then scrambled words
I BO LIEVE
BOlivers...
Ngl I'm digging this analogue horror aesthetic they got going for the Wyatt Sicks
>How do you feel about... the loss... of your cum in lung fatass brother rotund ham?Jesus bo, I wonder if bray would have wanted that.
this shit doesn't belong in wrestling
BO
>how did it feel when your brother diedwell i didnt think they would go there
HOLY KINO
Holy fucking shit This is a lot for kayfabe
That's Bo Dallas
when did bo get so fucking fat holy shit
>working bray's deathCarny hard
KINO
Oh look, WWE is exploiting death again on their programming
>actually making the storyline about bray dyingbased carnies
>how did it feel when your brother diedHoly shit, Howdy's shootin.
I don't like this
WHAT THE FUCK
I always Bolieved
KINOKINoKINO
Liv wasn't the most important thing in his life
holy fuck
Bo looks so much more dimes than Howdy
.
>>15035998Look at this faggotLook at this faggot and laugh
>>15035952>>15035959Weird, I unironically just called my old VCR a VHS machine earlier today when I was moving stuff.I legit did forget it was called a VCR
awfully hd for a vhs tape
>how did it feel when your brother diedholy shit>don't you think you're exploiting your brother's legacyokay I'm into this
They're mentioning Bray's death holy shit
>I'm nobody
HOWDY SHOOTIN HARD ON BO
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING KINO
>>15036001kek last time aew drew a milly was when TK sacrificed a guy
Kek therapy live on RAW
Maybe your dumb brother shouldn't have gotten the kike spike you nigger
jesus christ Bo has me Bolieving in run in just 1 minute of footage
>>15036001nice fake outrage you fucking faggot
LYNCHIAN
Yo this is kino
BO IS KINO
>>15036005>>15036004>>15036001>>15035998>>15035993>>15035991Bray's carny ass would have wanted this 100%
They could have done this without the attack last week
Wow they're willing to exploit Bray
copycat serial killer
>>15036042
>What he Bo-lieved in?KINO
this is fucking dimes bros
>>15036036>kike spikego back to /pol/ please
what the actual fuck this doesn't belong in professional wrestling
Haitch is a dead man
Blud thinks he's In an anime
HOWDY PODCAST
>>15036036he was unvaxxed
It looks like they legit put this through a VHS, which makes the other effects added in post very unnecessary.
>the fact that peopel forgot about bray so fast is now a worked shootw..what
What he BOLIEVED in
>>15036052
>the vhs is vince admitting to all his crimes with a gleeful tone
>>15036046source: a moth landed on my drink
>>15036046desu theres no one better to be doing it then his brother.
>>15036056It absolutely fucking does.
Bo kino
cornette is bursting a blood vessel right about now
>>15035893Goated character design
Remember when the spooky gimmick storylines were just shit like Hulk Hogan getting dragged off to a cave by the Dungeon of Doom?
>>15036063Worked
>Don’t you think you’re exploiting your brothers legacy?DIMES DIMES DIMES
>>15036057So true!
ALRIGHT I'M INVESTED BO HOWDY DON'T FUCK THIS UP
Wow Bray is going to win worst feud of the year from beyond the grave, truly spooky shit.
BO > BRAY
>immediately goes into a goofy despicable me trailer
That was more kino than I expected
ok... but why was it addressed to pat mcaffee?
>Straight to Minions Ada unique kind of kino
>>15036046i love this carny shit. fuck anyone that thinks this is going too far
>>15035490>>15035543 I made it wrestling related
THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED
Schitzo gimmick is over with me brother
right into a despicable me commercial
Cornettes gonna FREAK
>>15036078THERE'S NO HULKAMANIACS HERE
and then the bell rings
>>15036087Always was
MINIONS
>>15036078Yeah, last week
Holy fucking shit
>>15036087always was
>Bo & Howdy in the same room at the same timeUHHH CONSPIRACY BROS?
love that this billion dollar company uses garbage free digital VHS effects and high def cameras when they could spend 15 dollars on a camcorder from the thrift store and make something that looks scary why did the Wyatt Six put a digital video on tape? That’s a lot of effort.
>>15036054>>15036062COPE
Holy fucking KINO
I miss the No Flex Zone, lads...
>>15036056cry about it you fucking zoomer. THIS is wrestling from my day
Ok, that shit was pure kino. Sare I say Bo is doing Bray's schtick better than Bray?
>DIIE FOR ME BROTHER
As a horror chad this was only the second best horror video put out today. Sorry Bo but you must kneel.
that was so gay lmao
>>15036117They knew better.
i bet rocks team is helping with this. triple h cant put together kino like that
>>15036103tbf thats a majority of the top stars...then...now ...forever.
>>15036117>but what about the no flex zone?
Its gonna be revealed that Uncle Howdy is actually Bray.
>>15036121fraid BO
>>15036129cope
>>15036080Maybe I am. But the film had a lot of grain that didn't look artificial. Plus, this whole Wyatt creative is absolutely comprised of people who'd like to get some authenticity out of it.The scanlines and skipping were definitely a work.
>>15036112why did they make the video at all?shouldnt bo be cutting a promo TO the camera, and not howdy?its all trash for children, and it shows
>>15036112Suspension of belief chuddie
I hope they bring back Luke Harper he was the best of the Wyatt Family
They should have had Howdy talking to Bo for weeks leading to today instead of the fake massacre
>>15036123I can't believe Bray planned it all
i bolieve
Reddit crying over it.
Why are all the wingstops always in areas you don't want to go to?
is this how noguns see firearms?
I thought that was pretty good, idk if they're gonna be able to keep it up but I'm into it atm
>>15036154N
>>15036075Nah. He doesn't watch until the next day so he can fast forward everything.
>This segment alone will draw 10x more then any of the actual wrestling.
>>15036102AH! IT'S NOT HOT!
>>15036075Why?
>let him become a Muslim?wow chill Bo
>>15036087>the brother who can actually work a gimmick and wrestle is better than the fat shitter whose best creative was insider referencesYeah, no shit.
>>15036149BASED BO WORKING THE SMARKSSHADES OF HIS NXT TITLE WIN
>>15036154A certain percentage of the population really likes chicken.
>>15036154Cheicken wings, the nigger of foods
lmao this zippy music when they come back from the Bo segment
>>15036149im thinking you should go back thereand stay
>>15036142Yeah, suspension of belief would be stronger if it looked like a tape a group of schizos would make instead of a 23 year old Full Sail graduate
I hope each member gets an interview
>a new gayI hope Karen Kross wins
>>15036141Ya seethe?
>>15036166Gotta love the Hulkster baby
>>15036163I am not watching kross vs kingston
>>15036163yes the wrestling is second to the dramawelcome to wrestling ca. 1988
>cole just goes into an ad read without commenting on what we just saw???
>>15036149Go back
>>15036163as it should since wrestling is secondary to storytelling
>>15036096kek nice
BASED TARDPOP FOR NEW GAY
the only thing i like seeing kross come out is that i get to see scarlet as well. This is what shes wearing tonight btw
>Kofi segment
>>15036181lol, nopeenjoy your new day kiddo
>>15036010Based
Where is Uncle Howdy now? I want to see more Bo
>>15035928
Bo Nigger.
>>15036154i was gonna say that i was pretty sure wingstop was, at least in part, aimed at black people. but it's frankly kinda expensive and i assume they have their own local chicken spots anyway.
bald and gay?
>kross vs kingstonwhy
I miss Big E. I really don't like the irrelevancy of the New Day
I hope we get more videos like that with each member confessing to their alter ego.
>>15036199Love that all the bimbos get new sexy outfits every week.
>>15036189Go watch a movie or read a book instead
E drone pigs will forgive everything even Leeching off a dead person. Fucking yikes. Bray is dead, this story angle ain’t it man
>>15036159>2 weeks in a row of something goodThey already beat Bray's record.
>>15036143I just looked up what killed him and now I'm scared as a smoker
>>15036220502k
>>15036199luv me these bimbos
>The Dimeless Testament
what does paul ellelling do?
Scarlett is carrying this entire group
>>15036046Feels right. When bo said we finally had it and they were about to rule everything it all got taken away.Shit man.WWE killing it
>karrion kross
>>15036220it was literally in bray's will
Remember when these dweebs were the next big, spooky thing to "take over"
The Final Testament has a based theme song
Kross is fucking dimeless
>>15036141I don’t really have a problem with that, it’s just the lazy aesthetics. Even the original Firefly Fun House segments were more convincing
>>15036219You mean mediums where the story also takes priority over their respective conventions?
>>15036221im assuming the next 4 weeks is 4 more videos for everyone else
I didn't know moviepass was back but these plans suck shit.
>>15036217there was talk of each of them having their own, they were filming the week of Clash
how do they make everything black and white in the arena
New thread>>15036253>>15036253>>15036253
>Karrion Kross still has a jobhow?
FALLANDPRAYwubwubwubwubwubwub
They aren't gonna give this match 10 right ?
>>15036220I know this is bait but the idea that because the creator of a story died the people close to him can't continue or finish it is pants on head retarded.
>>15036221Factually incorrect my Smarky friend.
>powerbomb into a death valley driverThat should be his finish
>>15036199Would Both of them
>>15036215It feels so wrong. Having them break up now would be worse, I hope Big E pulls a COPE or a Bryan R. Danielson and bounce back 100%. Not even to necessarily wrestle, I just need to see these three running around again
>>15036162Does he just fast forward most of the matches and only watch promos or is he literally fast forwarding everything?
>>15036240collect a paycheck
>>15036240makes you seethe, every week.
>>15036096hot
>>15036240Make you ask the same question every week.
>>15036220But enough about the Owen Hart Tournament and WrestleDream
>>15036254I meant if you watch wrestling for the storytelling you must be either be a child or a retarded adult
>>15036271Yeah, the first Firefly Funhouses going into his debut match as the Fiend were good. But that's factually it.
HATE CRIME
The crowd was more interested in the beatdown backstage than the match kek God Kross fucking sucks.
