Swoggle's son won the genetic lottery
>>15067167That boy just got one arm?
>>15067167Yeah and it's his. You can tell by the face. Good for that lil nigga. He's one of the few wrestlers that actually have a son.
What I would give to kidnap Hornswoggle and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
>>15067186BACK TO /TV/ DAWG
that the kid he had with the chick from paramore?
>>15067186fine speech
>>15067167based swogmeister and swogmeister jr.
>>15067167Based AJ Style and his son.
>>15067167There is something else that's caught my eye.
>>15067167He's 5'7"?
>>15067229Chloe Moretz?
>>15067229Why do you think they took the picture anon?
>>15067231kid's like 13 and hes already 5'7
>>15067233Don't act like you wouldn't slide the target leggings over those child bearing hips and take a whiff. What's wrong with you?
>>15067236yeah I guess, fair enough. average enough height for his age,
thought dwarfism was guaranteed to fuck over your children too.
>>15067167who'd want to fuck 'swoggle?
>>15067167let's see the mom
>>15067172>That boy just got one arm?That's why freaks shouldn't reproduce
>>15067406nah, I seen two midgets that had real kids
>>15067167Bro got the Penelope nose
I wonder if kids who are midgets or deformed by defects their parents have grow to resent them for making them.
>>15067586I watched this movie when I was a child and had nightmares about it
We really need Swoggle back on tv. I think he would do great in AEW
>>15067728He's too tall for AEW
>>15067229we need the autists on /b/ to find her insta
>>15067167Hey I have those royal toes. Dead stock still too.
>>15068079I'm sorry, what?
>>15067167Imagine fucking a midget.
>>15067167thats kinda cool. must feel good knowing your kid wont have to deal with that shit
>>15067186promos good
>>15067186This is basically just Vince's diary, half this shit already happened on TV at some point in those dark years
>>15067229>pawg ass>mr olympia shouldersThe best combination
>>15068345
>>15068345It just sounds like fun. You'd never forget it.
>>15067186A bit esoteric, no?
>>15067186*takes off cap**rubs bald spot*fine speech
>>15069198You guys say that about every woman posted even if their pussy is showing.
>>15069291That guy borrowed his sister's nice ass.
>>15067527Yeah but doesn’t the genetic disease gets passed by? Maybe his kids can get dwarf gene?
>>15067186Put me in the screencap. Also take your meds pls.
>>15067229imagine the smell
>>15067186Need to see Swoggle fight Warwick, badly
>>15069417holy newfag
>>15069477holy worked
>>15067186kek based
>>15069417You have to be 18 or older to post here.
>>15067167crazy
