OH HELL YEAH
*votes*
-Imagine the state of the union promo
>>15080369I assume Austin is a Republican, so he won't be stepping in for Biden, and Trump already has his nomination locked up. Yep I don't see a viable path for Stone Cold Steve Austin to get the presidency.
>You lived long enough to see Austin vs Rock for the United States Presidency.
>>15080369What's his position on Israel?
>>15080378Trust the Stone Cold SURGE
>>15080385/thread
Never liked him, but at this point fuck it. Why not?
Am I the only one who badly wants to see his penis
>>15080680Dwayne...
>>15080369>Listen here, JackWHAT?>I said listen here, JackWHAT?>cut the malarkeyWHAT?>cornpopWHAT?
>>15080385https://youtu.be/08XWA8zpvT4
>Imagine the presidential debate
>DONALD TRUMP>WITH YOUR LITTLE HAIR>AND YOUR LITTLE ORANGE SKIN>WELL>OL' STONE COLD'S GONNA DRINK HIM A BEER>HE'S GONNA RAISE A LIL' HELL>AND HE'S GONNA DROP YOU ON THAT STACK OF DIMES YOU CALL A NECKOH HELL YEAH
>>15080767Wouldn't be the first time
>>15080369>And from then on, that day will be called Domestic Violence Day
>>15080369LEGALIZE BEATING BITCHES? OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH!
>>15080843>"Hey baby will you be my violence?"
>>15080721>heyman not knowing how to sell or work this at firstkeks everytime
>>15080829He did the Scott Hall Stunner. I don't blame him. Fuck banging my knees up for that spot.
>>15080369>goes on a peace summit with other world leaders>Stone Cold Stunners all of themOH HELL YEAH
>>15080979Why did he kick him in the balls?
>>15080369In movies before the internet, nutjob presidents were disregarded as highly unlikely. They didn't know the Everything's a Big Joke era was coming. Some of the causes:>social media>The Dark Knight's "Why so Serious" era.>trolling going mainstream
>>15080369Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
>>15081284all of this