>OY WOAS DOWN BOIY THE CHIPPY SHOP AN SAWR A BEAYUTIFUL LEETLE TAR BABY ALL ALONE AN 'AD 'ALF A MOIND TO BLAG HIM FOR MESELF
>CHIPPY SHOP fucked it
>>15085300translated for white audiences
>>15085286>CHIPPY SHOPIt's either "down the chippy" or "down by the chip shop". "Chippy shop" is not something we say
AY WAS OUT FUH ME MORNIN RUN DOWN BY THE PLEHGROUN AN SEEN A MOS WONDRUS SIGHT! THE LUHLIEST LEAU'UHL CHOCO CHUN OYV EVUAH SEEN! A BROWN ST'ILL ON THE BOTTLE! NUFFIN BETTA!
>twoz down chippeh n clocked a booiful lil jolly golly all on his lonesome n ad haffa mind t' blag the lil rotter for meself
>>15085319>SEEN A MOS WONDRUS SIGHT!>A BROWN ST'ILL ON THE BOTTLE! NUFFIN BETTA!im fuckin dyin
WONT KISS NO BABIES IF THEOYVE NOT GOT 'A TWINKLE OF TAR IN THEIR OEYES NO SIR
>OI LOIK ME CHILRUN LOIK I LOIK ME CEREAL! FOOKIN COCOA PUFFS M8 ADORABLE LI'L COUNT CHOCULA PUFFS BRUV!
ME AN THE MISSUS BOOKED A FLOIGHT BRUV, WEA'H ON OAWR WOY TO GRAB SOME DELOIGHTFUL CONGO KIDDOS! AFFA TWO DOYS OF WUHK IM WELL KNACKERED 'AN CULD YOOSE SOME VACOYTION! THANK YEW TONY KHAH
>>15085286OI OI OIORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIALYOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETSLOCK DOWN YOUR AERIAL
>SWERVE STRICKLUN, OI'LL MAKE A DEAL WIFF YA, BRUV!>IF YEW WIN DIS MATCH, OI'LL LEAVE AEW AND GO BACK TO ENGERLUND WIF ME WOIF AN HER CAMEROON KID!>BUT IF OI WIN, YEW 'AV TA LET ME AND ME MISSUS TAKE CARE OF YA LI'L AFRICAN ANGELS TWO WEEKS OUT UV DA MONF!
>>15085401HAS IT COME TO THIS?
>>15085308>OKAY MATE! A BIT THICK INNIT? OY, SO I WAS DOWN BY THE CHIPPY THEN. YEAH? RIGHT, DOWN BY THE CHIPPY. ‘EN I SAW A LIT’L FACKIN PICKANINNY THER YEAH. SO I THAWT I’D RAIS THE LIL DARKIE MESELF!
>>15085308We don't care what you say in your retard speak, that's why we make fun if it, oh guv'nor o bottul o woa fo a shillin'
>>15085471>SOME OF ME MATES SAY NUFFINS BETTA THAN A CHEEKY NOSH ON SUM PROPA FISH N CHIPS WIF A NOICE PINT BUT I BEG TO DIFFA, I FINK NUTTIN BEATS SEEIN A CUTE LI'L NAPPY HAIRED NIPPER INA NAPPY WIF A DUMMY IN 'IS MOUF TUCKED IN A PRAM REAL PROPA LIKE, BRUV!
>>15085488>IFS CHEWSDAY INNIT>TIME TO GROIND AND RAISE ME MISSUS BLACK SON
>>15085300>>15085308
>>15085501>OI WRESSLE FOR NO ONE CEPT ME MISSUS AND 'AT LOVELY LI'L DARKIE SHE MADE WIFF ME BEST MATE 'FORE HE PASSED, MATE!
>>15085472If yore gonna mock us Bruv mock it roight m8
>>15085286You typed this in an Australian accent not the Bongtrash accent of Oceanspray.
>>15085588>OI MATE, FOOKIN CHIPPY SHOP?! NAH SON, WAS DOAWN BY DA CHIPPY WHEN OI SPOTTED THOSE CUTE LI'L COCOA PUFFS BEIN TOTED 'ROUND BY THER LOVELY MIGRANT MUMS!>LUV ME TAR BABIES>LUV ME QUEEN (BOFH WIFE AND DA ROYAL ONE (PBUH))>LUV WRESSLIN>SIMPLE FOOKIN AS, BRUV! CHEERS!
>>15085599>australian accent>not a bongtrash accentNice try, barbieshrimps.
>>15085608Ok fair point, but it's 2 different types of Bongtrash.
>>15085599>Fakkin lost it, ya cunt. Wuz daown boi tha bloody chippy when oi spawtted a right propa wog baby, damn neah scooped 'im up meself to take back to the ol' bungalow!
>>15085606Oi god bless are queen M8 but she focken doid Bruv we've got oreselves a king now innit
>>15085640OI KNOW SHE FOOKIN DIED M8, DATS WHOI OI SAID PBUH NOW INNIT?FOOKIN MENTAL THIS GUY!
>>15085471>‘EN I SAW A LIT’L FACKIN PICKANINNYfuck me
>>15085319kek
>>15085286I can't understand a single post written in this thread, I guess I'll never understand British comedy
>>15085794Oi laddie yer a proppah spacker roight.
>>15085794Hit the gym, take a shower, gain a black son and get a clue.
>>15085804Ur bang out of order m8
>>15085286Rene's pale milf tits
>>15085488LMAO
>>15085809U wot m8? Meet me down greggs on grafton and oi'll shank yer mug swear on me mum.
>>15085829Bruv, I'd smear the roundabout wiff yer face, m8. Best stop disrespectin' me and da groind unless yew woina lose some teef bruv, and dats on me darkie boy, son.
>OI, ALICE, NGUBU, DINNAS READY INNIT!>They rush outside to the 10x10 "yard", crowding around a plastic table as the smoke rises from Will's WEF approved grill>'AV A LOOK AT THIS, BRUVS! SOUPS LOOKIN' PROPA SCRUMPTIOUS TONOIGHT INNIT?!>Will lays down a feast of Frey Bentos pies and chicken "burgers">AWRIGHT, TOIME TO DIG IN, BRUVS!>"Honey, aren't you forgetting something?" his missus says wryly >FOOKIN 'ELL, DONE LOST ME 'EAD 'AVN'T OI? MUHAMMAD PBUH, BLESS THIS KOSHA FOOD FOR US, MATE, IF IT INNIT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, YEAH? AWRIGHT, DIG IN, BRUVS!
>>15086445What a hellscape. Next time I want to complain about mowing my 1/2 acre I’ll remember this.
>>15086504And remember that shit next time some Redcoat faggot talks shit to you about being American. They literally all live like this. Fucking GRIM, bruv.
>>15085471kek
>>15086504Fuckers have little sheds to take care of their 100 sq ft of lawn.
>>15087526>OI, TOIM TO MOW ME GARDEN RIGHT PROPA QUICK, BRUV!>JUST GONNA GRAB DA TRIMMA AND MOW A BIT AAAAND>DONE! FOOKIN ELL THAT WAS SUM 'ARD WORK! TOIME TO LOOK AT ME NIGLET AND 'AV A POINT!!!
