>>15086255
Holy fucking GRIM

>>15086255
dogshit card

No one's watching this tranny slop, lil bro

I'm off work for an entire week because of the July 4th holiday. Time to get comfy and watch this.

forgotten slop

Hechicero has won me over. I think he might be my favorite lucha guy at the moment

i thought jericho had a ftw match with misc gook shitter #4 , what happened

>>15086255
How the fuck is Willow on the preshow in a random fucking tag match? Fucking dog wanker booker.

Ladder match might be KINO because it has ELP in it

This shit card's why your ratings are to die for.

>>15086289
good morning sir

Toni vs mina is unironically the best built match

Bitchtits already seething in the thread

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>domino's is on deck
>ppv kino is on the menu
it's gonna be a good fuckin night, fellow sickos

What's the trick again to get the PPV half off?

>>15086255
Another 15 match clusterfuck that is going to go 7 hours. This will be a trainwreck

WE GOT HIM
https://x.com/dijakwwe/status/1807414152853430489

very rarely is there a match i just cannot predict whos gonna win but i have no idea whos going over in the main event, if will loses thats just straight up retardedly stupid and if swerve loses so soon the nigs and fags will get super uppity. but if you end the ppv in some sort of dq then thats gay and will send the crowd home pissed off, but if swerve, who even if i wasnt partially racist which does cause bias, is not that good of a wrestler goes over the shoot best professional wrestler in the world then that kills any legitimacy will has in AEW

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>>15086356
this nigga is hated by key AEW players
why does he think he's getting signed

>>15086411
The bucks are cool with Dijak and have worked with him before. Its just Kenny thats not a fan of Dijak.

>>15086356
Shit promo. I was waiting to see the kid driving the powerwheels™ you could hear in the background. Dickjack doesn't deliver.

Momo Watanabe should be my wife

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There's a 4 way tag also on Zero Hour

>Forbidden Dong

>>15086761
I hope Gabe has a breakdown or something exciting

>>15086255
>14 matches us the inevitable shit show presser after
We're here until like 2am tonight aren't we?

Jesus, Tony is desperate for a buy rate if he’s trying to get every random mark’s favorite on the card

>>15086998
Sounds based to me

>/njpw/ dies for the first time in weeks the day of Forbidden Door
tonikan, rocky, and trannyhashi are literally killing New Japan

Why wasn't Shota booked

>>15086293
newfag doesn’t know how good morning sir meme works

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>>15088198
Why wasn't Despy booked?

>>15088196
Who needs njpw when you have aew? It's just the same thing but in english and with bigger stars and better presentation.
New Japan might be too cheap to pay for LL Cool J but Tonikan isn't

Is this gonna be 5 hours long?

KFC flavoured Ruffles were underwhelming, I'm going back to the sour cream ones

watching baseball at 1pm and then turning off the tv.

bound to be more entertaining than this.

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>>15086761
>Gabe not doing his tard face
they had one job

>>15088270
at least,
I'll have to watch it in parts

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>>15086255
>6 hours of the same shit
This is why I gave up on AEW PPVs.

>>15088270
6 hours or so if you count the preshow
normally I wouldn't count the preshow but LIJ v LB+mistco is must watch IMO

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>>15086255
KINO

>>15086386

Osprey will go for the driver, hesitate, then swerve will hit it on him because he has the killer instinct osprey doesn't.

>>15086255
>winner takes all match
>not all titles are on the line to be tooken
i normally could give a shit less but vaquer is so fucking hot i want her to piss in my mouth even though im not worthy to even touch her waste

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>>15086259
>>15086263
>>15086274
>>15086289
E-drones please leave

>>15088785
the GBR stare

>>15088796
>GBR
failed meme that will never get over

Ain’t nobody watching this slop

>>15086416
why is that?

>>15088829
My bad I thought I was commenting in a WWE thread

>>15088932
Sorry, tranny, still not watching your forbidden slop

>>15088796
whats a GBR?

>>15088785
she is so damn boring

>>15088954
some places filter "BBC" so he made up GBR to get around it. nothing will stop him from talking about his gay fetish

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*Ahem* Kill yourselves, AEW trannies

>>15089088
Your boy is eating a pin tonight bitch.

So we all agree that Tony should make every outside player eat a pin so we can enjoy some seethe after this shit ppv, right?

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HEADBANGA bros we're winning the TNT title tonight

Are you ready for Shane?

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>>15086289
>This shit card's why your ratings are to die for.

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>52 wrestlers on the card
>most are former or current njpw talent
>still can't get booked

lmao

>>15089316
He was banned from NJPW after losing to Eddie Kingston. Keep up retard

>>15089316
too busy goonin

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>>15089177
Your daddy booker has already run this PPV into the ground and it has no more legs
The tranny door is closing and there's nothing you can do about it

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>Swerve retains
>Prince Puma debuts and attacks Will after the match.
>Ospreay and Puma feud throughout July
>Ospreay wins the feud and Swerve grants him a rematch at Wembley in August
>Ospreay takes the title in Bongistan

>>15089369
>Ospreay wins the feud and Swerve grants him a rematch at Wembley in August
Swerve is facing the winner of the Owen

>>15089369
what does sex feel like

Needs more women's matches. I'm not going to go 4 hours before seeing some ass.

>>15089387
Uncomfortably squishy

>>15088270
like 3:30-4 it seems unless you count the pre-show

>tsujifaggot already shitting up the thread
e-drones wont save you when your boy cant pack out lunch let alone Korakuen hall ya seethin queer kek

>>15089365
Can't wait for the Lucha Bros and Mistico to beat the shit out of this jobber.

>>15089369
It's too soon for the Bruv. I think if they really build him up in the next year he could draw a bigger crowd at Wembley next year if AEW can do it there. He's the best wrestler for sure but I think they can explore his charisma and character more before putting the strap on him. Tony gotta look at the bigger picture here and go for the slow build. He could get even more over with the UK audience with the right build and maybe even get his tattoo back

>>15086255
what about Bang Bang Gang vs The Patriarchy?

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Just bought the show fellow elitechads, contemplating ordering a pizza
Gonna be a great night I can feel it

shan't be watching this because i have my final exam tomorrow

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>>15089298
goddamn, had to do a double take there

>>15089342
So? It's an AEW show, retard

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>>15089487
>buying ppvs

>>15089421
This tranny boiling

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>>15089369
>based Shida lewds poster

>>15089520
Post a link coward

>>15089545
https://www.trillertv.com/watch/aew-forbidden-door-2024/2pf6h/

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>>15086255
Not even indigenous shamanic magic could save this dogshit card.

>>15089551
Wait, is that Tam without make up on the first pic?

Card is so fucking bad but ill put it on to see Bryan vs Shingo and Ospreay vs Swerve. I actually am struggling to process AEW having Okada and e first forbidden door they waste him in a retarded trios match with a sawdusted Tanahashi just so they can have a moment in the ring. And where the fuck is Jay White? I hate Tony so much lads

>>15089608
Fake tam aka nao ishikawa. Played her in a mirror match at one of those comedy ppvs. Now nao is a comedy jobber in marigold with sweaty tits.

Why did they spoil Hangman's return on Collision? It would've got a monster poo if he came back at the end of the main event

>>15089553
Based Triller user

>>15089619
>HAHA did you guys know TNA made Okada a comedy jobber? What a dumb company!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE HIM MAKING FUNNY FACES AND SAYING BITCH?!?

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Hey guys! Just wanted to give you a little advice, don't forget to join the Baked room early for Forbidden Door. Joining early ensures you don't risk being locked out. Thanks guys!!

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SICKOS RISE UP
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>15089731
based sicko

>>15086761
Could we not just have gotten Brody King v Ishii ?

>>15089712
WELL I'VE BEEN PIRATING AEW PPVS FOR 5 YEARS SO I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT STREAMS, AND YOU WANT TO GO TO COZY TUBE FOR BETTER STREAMS AND CHAT
THANKS GUYS!

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>>15089731

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>>15089731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay7v6yI1EEg

>>15086255
>>The Elite vs. The Acclaimed and Hiroshi Tanahashi
>>MJF vs. Hechicero
>>Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Orange Cassidy
>>Chris Jericho, Big Bill, and Jeff Cobb vs. Samoa Joe, Hook, and Katsuyori Shibata
Seems like Dynamite tier matches.

Even the title matches feel meh. I honestly think the most interesting matches are the women ones and that's grim.

>>15086255
god this is gonna be a chore

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What are you guys eating while watching Forbidden Door?

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>not booked on a 16-match card
No Jays allowed?

>>15086255
>>Zero Hour: Kris Statlander and Momo Watanabe vs. Willow Nightingale and Tam Nakano
i will watch you're show

>>15089769
Sleeping

will DMD return tonight?

>>15086255
Excited as hell for tonight. Got my beer and weed and 30 minutes away from pizza.
Gonna be a based night, lads.

JAY WHITE IS BANNED FROM WRESTLING IN NJPW YOU RETARDS

>>15089787
Based.

>>15089790
This is an AEW show, retard.

>>15089770
>no jay white
>no jay reso
>no anna jay
>no jay lethal

>>15089387
Topping with a woman is so uncomfortable dude, doing straight up missionary is tiring and not very interesting, even boring, anti-dimes

Granted, I like eating pussy, that’s when I learned I was a fag and liked getting fucked in the butt more than doing the actual pussy

And unfortunately girls don’t like that I look gay :(

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>>15086255
holy fucking stacked card, Tony spoiling us with this wrestlekino feast

>>15089804
look at the op one more time

what we drinking tonight lads? personally im drinking gin straight

>>15089790
Reminder that Jay White competed in a gauntlet match for a title shot at Forbidden Door.

whos the ugly brown on this preshow thing

>>15086255
fucking christ man I hate almost all of the under-35 people AEW and NJPW are pushing now. Insane that Mark Briscoe is one of the most likable wrestlers on this massive expensive supercard

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>>15089731
sickos only brudda

>>15089833
mark has always been absurdly based

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>>15089369
>>15089532
There is a distinct lack of good gravure in the women's wrestling market right now and that saddens me.

>>15089833
>Jack Perry
>Takeshita
>The Acclaimed
>MJF
>HOOK
>Jeff Cobb
so, you just hate wrestling

>>15089636
they did? Didnt even bother to make him the wild card a suprise

I'm attending and the queues are huge, afraid of missing the Mistico match.

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>>15089827
hungover so drinking tea and about to order pizza

>>15089827
Coffee for now, Campari and soda later

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who /still waiting to get in/ here

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>>15089851
raku and wakana have been delivering

>>15089860
pic

>>15089876
Imagine the smell

>>15089876
>rain in july
al gore was right

>>15089887
>it never rained in summer before

>>15089854
I like Takeshita a lot. Cobb is great, but he's already 41. Hook hasn't improved in 3 years. I think Jack, Acclaimed and MJF are actively awful. Especially MJF now that he's LARPing as Triple H while being half a foot shorter in platform lifts

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lmao

>>15089769
Whiskey

>>15089810
kek

>>15089918
>I have shit taste
Cool story bro.

Imagine Kevin's forbidden door shmm

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Rewatching this kino instead

how do you all feel knowing this will be the final forbidden door since gayew is getting cancelled?

>>15089957
no one cares fatso, go be a faggot somewhere else

>>15089957
grim

>>15089957
HAHAHAHAHA

>>15089487
Update: I got McDonalds

>>15089961
Ecstatic. No more tranmy shit ruining NJPW for months

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>Same boring set
Ya I'm thinking tranny door is done after this year
BASED

>>15089967
>>15089970
>>15089971
but enough about forbidden snore lmao
502k btw

>>15089978
what you get f@m?

>>15089982
lose weight bitchtits

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>>15089978
I hope you used the Mcdonalds app because those prices don't work for me

someone entered the building from an official AEW car under a black cape.

When the buy rate is ass do you think the sickos are going to blame the BET Awards for taking away the audience like they did with the Kendrick Lamar concert stream?

I love seeing all the shoot retards and kids in the youtube preshow stream chat
Reminder wrestling is for them not smelly smarks

>>15089979
based

>>15090011
>When the buy rate is ass
but enough about WWE

>>15089979
you're very ignorant

>>15090002
Must be Kevin Nash.

>>15090002
ONE AND ONLY

>>15090002
Sammy Guevara return incoming

>>15090002
dijak
britt baker
kenniiiiii

>>15089983
Large Big Mac meal + 20 nugs
>>15089994
Just used deliveroo, it's fine it's Forbidden Door night

>>15090055
>Large Big Mac meal + 20 nugs
finna BASED

>>15086255
>Forbidden Door
>Doesn't include the doors to the building

HAHAHAHA GAYEW CANT DRAW FANS LMFAO

>>15090002
HERE COMES THE MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Just finished an 8 hour cyberpunk session. Time for Forbidden door

LETS GO

>>15090075
hell yeah choomba

Just finished an 8 hour gooning session. Time for Forbidden door

jeff jarrett

based Rocky 'two (2) paychecks' Romero

Sex with Mina

fuck rocky
~Bushi

the pre show started on youtoob.

Mina's over BROTHER

Renee Old looking yummy!

>>15090084
hell yeah coomer, who you pump that goonstick to?

what we snacking on bros

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Sex with Stephanie Vaquer

>>15090107
Imagine how dimes it would've been if him and Mascara Dorada 2 were in the match too

>>15090002
Vince

5 HOURS UNTIL THE TRANNY DOOR CLOSES

I REPEAT

5 HOURS UNTIL THE TRANNY DOOR CLOSES

vacquer the snacker

These fuckers on the preshow can't even pronounce half the wrestlers names properly

Over/Under on Manure Moans getting injured?

>>15090116
I'm too small for her

>>15090115
Takis
Peanuts
Wild Turkey 101 with Dr Pepper

>>15089962
Them just using the usual TV stage makes these feel less special.

>>15090113
Nick Wayne’s mom

Oh, that's today?
NJPW is finally getting good again after this is over
Fuck Moxshit and his dimeless reign

>>15090115
jar of pickles but i have the shits

>>15090115
coke zero, jug of water, wings, and sunflower seeds

>>15090116
Lucky guy

Cocky Cockmuncho

>>15090112
MILFalicious, even.

If Rocky Romero gets a life threatening injury here, there will never be Forbidden Door again

this card should have 5 less matches

the thinking man’s PPV (not PLE)

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>Will Ospreay is such a freak
I agree.

>>15090153
It should have 15 less matches

>Naeetoh

>Fans in the United States can now order the show through Bleacher Report

dubs and Bleacher Report shits itself by 6:45 pm est. No dubs and it'll be 7pm.

>82 min left

I am so excited for this door to be closed. Hopefully for the last time with this gate they pulled.

>>15090153
your weight should have 5 less digits

>>15090169
based and same
fuck trannies

>name dropping wwe
cringe

>>15090169
seethe harder E-drone

>>15090173
Says the guy who wants to sit through 6 hours of wrestling. Nice projection.

>>15090172
poor momo

>>15090173
Did you high-five everyone else in the call center after posting this one?

>>15090116
for me, it's sex with Zeuxis

>>15090179
>aew has 1 ppv every 2 months
>e-drones have to come in and take a big sweaty sloppy shit in here too
you faggots have zero manners

>>15090178
I don't watch WWE only New Japan. Fuck AEW and you.

>>15090187
you got fired from walmart

>>15090173
how are you going to tell someone to loose 10,000 pounds

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yall chillin ?

>>15090196
based

Based Mimorinbro.

hype acclaimed promo

Every fan of pro wrestling roots for AEW to fail. What does that tell you.

I speak for all NJPW fans when I say that we're glad tranny door season is over

LETS TALK ABOUT THAT DEAD DUDE AND THE SHOE WE'RE SHILLIN

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Oh, that's why drones are so uppity today

>>15090196
no one believes you fatso, now go watch your sloppa

>>15090217
you're one schitzo that is obsessed

They really are shilling out Brodie Lee's wife and Negative 1.

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>>15090220
>Lowest attended tranny door
kek good
Goodbye tranny door
You won't be missed

Please give the belt to Takeshita. Jungle Soi is a fad that doesn't deserve to get strapped.

>>15090213
That you need to take your meds and stop hate watching shows you don't like.

This card is terrible. Pure Sloppa.

>>15090217
Shut the fuck up, Tsujischizo

wait Anna Jay is still in Dark Order?

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Third year in a row I spend all Sunday at a music festival and then come home to watch Forbidden Door. I dunno if I'll make it through the night though. Fucking knackered and these AEW PPVs just keep getting longer.

>>15090169
I just want starlight kid to show up one time and then i'll be done with it

>kid going into business for himself burying RJ
kek

I wanna fuck Brodie's widow

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Finna cop? Finna cop?

>>15090213
E-drones aren't pro wrestling fans.

>>15090228
No Kenny no draw

>>15090228
but muh osgay

>>15090239
-1 is dimes and has a bright future in the biz

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>>15090241
take your shot, king

sex with renee

MODS STICKY

>>15090254
Can't offset the heat blackhole that is Swerve.

>>15090230
Takeshita is going to Japan, they're not giving him the belt

HOLY FUCKING BASED SERPENTICO

>>15090245
Half the posts in the no milly threads and seething puro and joshi fans dummy.

>dronies already seethin'
ya hate to see it

Another Pointless Match... LOL

>>15090268
Trannies will keep coping that it's muh edrones
No one likes trannies and they can't accept it

>>15090258
she looked like she lost a few LB’s on rhe pre show

whys this shit on here? this wasnt advertised lmao

KYRUUUUU

God bless you, Serpentico. I miss Dark so much

>15th match randomly added
LOL WHAT

Snakeman has this, bros

>>15090268
yes, we all know you're mentally ill and like to LARP as anything but the fat, worthless E-drone faggot that you are

Kyle Fletcher on the Pre-Show KWAB

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Drones are hate watching

I remember last year Filthy Tom couldn't even get on the pre-show with his Serpentico match

Misticwho on the Pre-Show KWAB

>>15090285
who is they? latino’s?

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>random ass match out of nowhere
>but it's a serpentico match
I'll allow it.

>>15090279
80 minutes to kill

>>15090279
>>15090273
Complaining about a preshow match? Sad

based fletcher getting a match on the card

Internet just came back what did I miss?

Shotageek was an aew tranny. It all makes sense now.

>K Fletch on the pre-show
oh well, it's better than nothing

>>15090285
>Kendrick made the most successful song of the streaming era
>Mercedes can't even draw 600k viewers
KWAB

Fletcher got a clue

>6 hour PPV
>Sunday
No thanks Tony

>>15090303
kek of course

>>15090291
'fraid so

>>15090306
He should be getting a Wheeler Yuta/Garcia level push, if not 4 pillar level

just what this card needed more matches on the preshow

>>15090302
Dijak debuted

based fletch

Dynamite:
>white ropes and tunnels
Collision:
>white ropes and tunnels
Rampage:
>white ropes and tunnels
PPVs
>white ropes and tunnels

Why is he doing this.

Crowd is hot

BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Serp ragdolls so well. Getting tossed around by Luther paid off

BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>as well as working for Ring of Honor under the ring name Ben Dejo.
huge pop

>>15090331
What crowd?

serpentico killed....

>>15090339
ben dejo vs snakeman vs jon cruz triple threat when

>>15090341
turn your monitor on, fatso

>>15090228
it sacrificed chicagos market

>>15090311
ok slave, enjoy wage cucking

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>15090349
>>15090349
>>15090349
>>15090349
>>15090349

>more unadvertised shit

>>15090349
>>15090349
>>15090349
>>15090349
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Insider here: Shane McMahon will be making his debut and interfering in Severe vs. Ospreay so Ospreay doesn't lose clean.

>>15090319
he will after tonight. he will either turn on Callis and reform his stable with Ospreay or he will turn on Ospreay which will give him a top heel spot

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I'm tired of House of Black. Wish all of them (minus Julia) would fuck off already.

>>15090364
Huge pop, unironically

>>15090311
E Wipes hate wrestling.

>>15090370
Why would Buddy let Dom do this to him?

>>15090364
nah that’s Ricochet

Malakai needs to get pinned

>>15090197
Do they have Wal-Marts in Bangalore, Gurpreet?