Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business.
>>15087727Cringe
>>15087727monster poo
>>15087727Legends never die
>>15087727YOU STILL GOT IT *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*YOU STILL GOT IT *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*YOU STILL GOT IT *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
>>15087727mint
>>15087727This the new cord meme? 502k btw
>>15088156I get it. you're trying to imply that anyone who spouts 502k or bitches about discord trannies is really a new tourist. very subtle
>>15088215called it, go back to your cord. 502k kek
>>15087727LOL
>>15087727kek
>>15087727WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>15088156this is old, like pre /asp/ days
