If Ospreay wins we riot

BALLINNNNNNNNNNNN

>dead nan
Sweve dead

BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNN

hanger is costing swerve the title isn't he

BALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN

PS TRIPLE BROS

Who the fuck is that North America Pavement Ape introducing the DEI champ?

>>15094385
I can bet your life on it.

That brought me back to middle school bros

>>15094387
>Takeshitas wife is like this....

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BALLINNNN

BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQqEE0YHr40

Diplomats lost the COVID verzuz but it was a wild time at the garden because any moment felt like a brawl, party or shootout would happen

zero aura

>>15094401
ps triple

>>15094392
THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE A DILDO

Commentary never takes shit seriously

>>15094368
Is there anything more cringy than a bunch of fat white marks pretending to pop for nigger shit lol

why is swerve dressed as manon?

Lmao Jim Jones is a regular at my gym

>>15094385
no but hes gonna win it off Swerve at Wembley

>>15094399
Yuka's not his wife. She's his step-mother.

>from BRUVLAND

>>15094419
I RABU MIKI

>>15094411
Ok Lucario

Will's hair is anti-dimes

>>15094422
So, his wife then?

SWERVUUUUU

STRICKLANDOOOOOO

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Where my Bruvs at?

>>15094439
That guy is one of the best

>>15094368
FUCKING KINO

>>15094440
For me its the slag on the far right

>>15094440
solid 7's

>>15094440
The chubby lil sailor girl can get it for sure. Only anal tho I know she aint looking for kids right now

my paki stepson is watching this

I know Swerve wins but I'm still rooting for Ospreay

>>15094440
marine bruvette a cute

>>15094433
nah its bussin bussin frfr

BASED BRUV

>>15094461
based irishman

Already Swerve's best match since winning the title

This is Rick Swann vs Kenny Omega all over again. A black guy just holding the championship against an actual generational star. Heres hoping they do the right thing and put the title on Osprey

>>15094440
im goin with adam sandler

>>15094472
fact

This probably going to be the best and last match of Swerve's reign. Maybe even the highest rated match with a black wrestler involved?

If Tiny gave Sasha Creative Control i'm sure Ospreay has it as well and he's gonna Hogan the strap on himself.

>>15094472
swerves first actual opponent

>>15094480
I finna acted up while watching Jack and Jill

>>15094416
fraid so

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why didnt Swerve wear his black panther kit?

>Excalibur mentioning the DQ and count out rule
Well I guess we know how this match is ending then

>>15094510
cause he already wore it

Danielson is winning the Owen and beating Swerve at Wembley
Ospreay vs MJF will also be at wembley
Not sure what Hanger will be doing

>>15094491
If that's the case I'm looking forward to Double or Nothing 2026 where Ospreay lays down for Ricochet then shoot walks out after Tony calls him a bald son of a bitch (Ospreay is bald by then)

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>osprey and money are both going to win tonight
grim

>>15094510
Because he's losing.

>>15094517
Hanger vs Okada would be cool

>>15094510
Black Panther was the lead in to 502k. Tony has banned all references to it forever.

>>15094517
>Bryan winning anything

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>>15094530
>Hanger vs Okada
Hanger needs to finish his story with Tana

I don't care what anyone thinks, neither of these guys should be the face of a major wrestling promotion.

>Osprey is going to win the title in front of this shit crowd and not Wembley
Kek

Not a fan of the darker people, but I do like swerve.

this match is fucking lit

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>>15094510
We already have Black Panther irl now

>>15094517
Hangman is winning the Owen. Ospreay & MJF are tagging against the Callis family. You’ll probably get Ospreay vs MJF at All Out. Danielson vs Swerve will happen at Wrestledream

>>15094548
Im a racist as fuck latino and also dont liek the DEI champ

>>15094537
Tony will insist he wins the title but Danielson will uhm and ahm and ask if he can put over Tony Nese instead.

that was fucking wild

>>15094517
>>15094556
Peter Avalon is winning the Owen Hart tournament

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The proportions on this lad

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DIJAK is backstage!

>oceanspray full offense no selling everything and Trick Williams wins at the last second
I hate these types of matches

>>15094540
>tana fucking the darkness out of hangman
based tana chan

>>15094576
Proper norf lad he is.

>>15094576
True bruv

>>15094576
God damn that is a fucking HOSS right there

Also my captcha is literally parry. The fuck man

>>15094576
It's too bad that's a yellow shirt in the back and not his hair.

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>main event is between two aew contracted wrestlers.
>the title match is for 2 aew belts
>on a ppv called "Forbidden Door"
What's so forbidden about this match? It could easily happen on a random Dynamite

>>15094584
not enough ten minute headlocks for ya?

>>15094581
He's gonna dance to the ring.

>>15094581
Retribution is reuniting tonight to cost Ospreay the title

>>15094595
Uhh Ospreay is representing Nu Japan or sum shit.

lol what the fuck was that pan and zoom on Garcia

Daniel Garcia wearing sunglasses indoors

>>15094619
pretty based

Ospreay must be winning if they are showing Garcia, huh?

>>15094616
that doesn't even make sense

>no one has eyes on Garcia
>everyone quickly trying to zoom in on him
>he blends in perfectly with the crowd

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>>15094595
The Forbidden Door is also "code" for the asshole...

FUCK OFF GARCIA

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>>15094576
*BANG BANG*
>CAM ON OSPREAY
*BANG BANG*

>>15094634
guess that means I'm the locksmith

>>15094600
Thats literally happening in this match

>>15094637
got a giggle outta me m9

>>15094634
I would enter Abadon's Forbidden Door

>>15094637
SCORE DAT FOCKIN TITLE

This match is so boring I went and did my dishes and its still going on

>JR and Taz vs. the fans

HOLY FUCK

Christ

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

STOMPED A BRUV HOLE

>jumps into it

>>15094651
>Does dishes
You paint your fingernails too?

>>15094653
They finally squashed their beef after feuding in 2000

OH MY GOD

This is unironically the only good match of the entire night.

>>15094647
Abadonk would be as much fun to nail as the sailor girl in the skag pic earlier in the thread

I AM THE TABLE

Ok that was based

>>15094651
You're not supposed to wash paper plates dumb ass.

The Swerve Stomp is kino when he isnt using it on a grounded opponent

>>15094651
nah it's ok, best one of this dogshit ppv. The match with Ospreay Takeshita is better tho

Will should not have kicked out of that

C'mon Drunk Long Island guy. Try and land a punch on JR and see what it's like to have 40 people beat you up like you're the Rangers.

hey, if they had 11k tickets sold, why are they still avoiding the other half of the arena?

Kino

>>15094662
My bad most of you AEW incels live at home so mommy does your dishes

Prince Nana is kino but Swerve is pretty boring honestly.

>>15094667
Imagine the screeching

*****

>>15094679
they’ve shown it a bunch

Kicking out after all that shit is bullshit, they should've saved that for the finish.

>>15094686
double it and then add 2

Why does Osprey have a sash on?

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>>15094681
>My bad most of you AEW incels live at home so mommy does your dishes

>>15094595
This

That was three

this is all moves and zero psychology
I can't believe people waste their time watching fucking assplay matches

>>15094702
Bruv thinks he's Sabu

>>15094681
Show pics of your shithole apartment with dirty clothes thrown around

>he shouldn’t kick out of that cause I said so

>>15094710
Are you watching?

>doing a looking at tv angle on a fucking ppv

>no u
ya seething

Bruv bros hes getting it. All his rivals are watching

>>15094702
Hayabusa tribute

God dammit Will, you could at least have protected the storm breaker a little bit.

>>15094717
no, just looking at twitter clips

>>15094717
piggalos watch more aew than we do. many such cases, SAD!

>>15094714
Wow that post made a lot of you mad holy shit lol too close to home

>>15094728
Why waste time watching that?

>>15094702
Mercedes Mone tribute

HOLY KINO REF TAKEDOWN

That poisonrana no sell was stupid

holy shit

OH NO IT'S THE EVIL DON CALLIS

>>15094736
Not everyone is a skilled pirate sadly

>>15094731
fraid so

>match is no dq already
>have to take out the ref to do a DQ thing
Is AEW for fucking retards?

swerve legit dead

RED SHOES RUN OUT

thats racist

lol Don Callus

send in hangman with a ref shirt!!!!

>>15094746
Get an eye patch, it helps

paul turner has died

Ospreay lost the plot!!!!

Nana is so good at looking terrified.

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>>15094735
>2 replies & both made fun of him
Show apartment I’m trying to see something anon

DO IT BILLY
COME TO THE DARK SIDE

>>15094748
nah just 4 u

MURDER KINO

NO WILL DON'T SCREW PRINCE NANA

YESSSS SWERVE.

typical british knife attack

OHHHHHHHHH lmao

KILL THE NIGGA

loool

They are fighting til Monday

jesus h christ

where are those guys crying about how quiet the crowd was?

is this the main event?

Oh God they brought out this annoying bitch

BAH GAWD
GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY

AUBREY WITH THE SAVE

how many moves has will no-sold so far?

what the fuck is this super ospreay bullshit?

KILL THE WHITE BOI

ya gotta be kiddin me
>>15094763
>>15094766
>>15094768
>>15094769
>>15094771
>>15094772
>>15094773
>>15094774
also goddamn you niggas are like 1 minute behind
what stream are y'all watching

>Good God almighty they're going to fight until Monday!
who wants to tell JR Monday is 3 minutes away?

das rite

dramatic ass match

>Ospreay spammed his finishers with no results
>Swerve saved his AND the signatures

and that's how you win

Again Swerve aint the main guy. Osprey is still the center of attention and now its just waiting longer until someone actually good takes the title off him

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Bruvbros...

And now for the real kino.
Hangman, get your ass out there.

dogshit main event

>>15094791
Blame Tony for having these PPVs that go until midnight local time

>>15094802
would

>>15094760
kek NEET ya seething. I really was over the target

damn I really thought swerve was losing his house

crowd died when they realized swerve was winning

time to move on

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I HATE NIGGERS

what the fuck was the point of all those kickouts and finisher spam
why does aew always have wet fart finishes

>>15094801
Give him a longer chase. Next year at the wemblydome.

MOTY, 10/10. 5 stars.

>>15094816
I've seen pics of you really loving them though, A-SUCK-A.

>>15094805
They have to go that long to justify the $50.

>>15094816
kek based Asuka saying what we're all thinking

>nigga
lol

What a shit match.

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>>15094811
>kek NEET ya seething. I really was over the target

NOW HERE COMES DIJ
>cut to black

>>15094817
Ospreay gonna ospreay. Glad the FMJ driver is still protected

>medics all over ospreay while nana dances
lol

502k

6 stars
instant classic. these two dudes went to war. swerve proved he isnt a placeholder champion by beating the hottest name in the industry today clean in the ring. AEW is on fire bros

>>15094818
It aint about Osprey. Joe was a transitional champ and better than Swerve who ius literally there to be "the one black champ". Sure its better than putting on someone meridocre like Scorpio or Lio but still he aint in the league of a Omega Osprey Okada Hangman MJF hell fucking Darby when they finally crown him

>>15094803
He will face Swerve in the main event at All In after the Owen. They have a story to finish.

another 10/10 PPV, Tony don't miss

>>15094836
Will Washington's booking fucking sucks

OSPREAY is not world champ calibur

>>15094811
Stop projecting & get to scrubbing your floors. You got chores to do

>>15094839
Nana going to get his shit in

What? That's all? It's done? No surprise comeback for Hanger? No new toy? I mean, I liked some of the matches but I was expecting more.

I'll wait for Meltzer's opinion before I say anything else.

>>15094833
>n...n...n...no u
just get a job if that comment upset you so much

SCRUM THREAD
>>15094862

>>15094862

>>15094857
You mean the thing mommy does for you neet?

so Hangman winning Owens and challenign Swerve at Wembley

>>15094839
webm it for me

>>15094859
Hanger is the wild card facing Jarrett on Wednesday

>>15094875
What’d I just tell you? Stop projecting, those XXXXL leggings ain’t gonna fold themselves

It seems clear that Hangman is the wild card entrant I just wanna know if he will come back fat or if he got a clue and took advantage of the four months he was away to get in shape

>>15094878
Hangman will congratulate Swerve on beating Osprey but say that anyone could do that. Swerve will tell him he couldn't and prove it to get a title shot. Hangman will be fuming so much at Swerve that he puts his title shot on the line for Osprey to win.

>>15094942
>n...n...n...no u
>thinks doing chores is some insult because he is a neet where mommy does them for him
kek

>>15094958
>announces in thread he’s doing chores like it’s his diary
>Now butthurt when he got called out for it & calling anyone a neet
Low T, no apartment pics yet?

>>15094993
>>announces in thread he’s doing chores like it’s his diary
I announced it because the show was so fucking boring I would rather do my dishes and it caused you to have a 40 minute meltdown kek. Is mommy going to tuck you in since you are so grumpy tonight?

>>15095013
Nah the show was great & you’re just mad that you’re being picked on because this is all the socialization ya get, pansy.

>>15095037
The show was terrible. Does your mommy still wipe your butt too?

>>15095056
You have no bantz possible because I correctly assumed you’re furious for being a diary writing homosexual. Keep going anon this is hilarious

>>15095080
>I....I....I......I am not angry
>still mad over a comment made almost an hour ago
kek

>>15095095
>No YOU are mad!
>He said, very obviously mad as he keeps responding, angrily.
Swing and a miss, should’ve stuck with the neet thing lil guy.

>>15095127
>>No YOU are mad!
Correct

>>15095146
>Correct
‘Fraid not, xir

>>15095176
Fraid so.

>>15095193
Headcanon

>>15095211
Real canon

this shit was fucking trash