The desire to suck Seth's faggot toe edition Tonight's announced card...>WWE Women’s World Championship: Liv Morgan (c) vs. Zelina Vega>Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Ilja Dragunov vs. Sheamus>Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Dakota Kai vs. Ivy Nile vs. Zoey Stark>Xavier Woods vs. Karrion Kross>Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio
>>15098263who will the wyatts slime this week bros
>>15098263fire karrion kross
>no yeet>no gunther>no punkwhat an utterly dimeless show. literally only big dimes drew, and THE liv morgan
>>15098302>no yeetlol>no punkhe did smackdown instead since it was in chicago
>>15098263long neck dinosaur looking motherfucker
>>15098381necklet seething
ilja, drew, and sheamo is gonna be fire. surprised more people aren't talking about it.
Finally wrestling is back on
>Drew McIntyre vs. Ilja Dragunov vs. SheamusThis is going to be so good. This would be a PLE level match if it wasn't being used to qualify for the PLE.
>>15098452you can't talk about ilja on this board without the insane heightschizo ruining everything
>>15098263>Xavier Woods vs. Karrion KrossI'm impressed they managed to book a shittier match a womeme's triple threat.
>>15098514im looking forward to this one desu i've liked the story and it would be neat if xavier actually turned on kofi for a bit
Where’s mami
>>15098462Maybe a year ago, Sheamus has been completely washed since coming back from his neck injury
>>15098638He's still had great matches with Gunther and Ludwig since then.
>>15098270(you)
>>15098263They better not put Ilja/Drew/Sheamus at the ass end of the show
>>15098660Nah he's in the Minoru Suzuki phase of his career where the only thing he can do is strikes now
>>15098270damn i completely forgot about the wyatt shit alreadywhat a dud return
>>15098263>Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Ilja Dragunov vs. Sheamus
>>15098730>damn i completely forgot aboutDUDE WEED LOL
>>15098263seethe has no presence i think most people here could beat the shit out of him
>>15098263was faggot toe the greatest meme ?
>>15098813huh?
HERE FOR LIV
>>15098276No he's finally based
no sliding
2.5 out of those 5 matches are worth watching!
gAyEW = CANCELLED
Why are they trying to slide this?
>>15098730you're just old
Chad chads let's gooooo
>>15098263I will watch for Liv and Damage CTRL
oop
Soon
>>15102500More than Forbidden Door?
Drew wins MITB and cashes in on Sethetty right after he wins.
>>15102402>Me walking to the kitchen at night to get a snack
>>15102521this makes sense desu because they probably wanna tie seth back in to the punk/drew stuff now
>Birb watching as you refill the bird feeder
>>15098263sounds terrible, i won't be watching
LET'S GET IT BOYZ
time for the best wrestling show of the week
Cyber Sheamus
>dimeless 911 show is on instead of SVU rapekinoFuck off
>>15102696svu is on before nxt, raw gets chicago fire kek
>>15102707it's not even chicago fire, it's another shitty show literally called 911
>>15102664it's my life in the box in front of meyeah im smelling the odour its strong like beef
>>15098263>>Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Ilja Dragunov vs. SheamusOnly match worth watching on tonight, what a dogshit card.>>Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Dakota Kai vs. Ivy Nile vs. Zoey Stark>>Xavier Woods vs. Karrion KrossThese two especially are dimeless and should never have been booked. Unless Big Gay is returning to avenge his two dancing partners then this storyline is fucking pointless
>you havent already forgotten about me, have you anon?
Do most kids when they see their dad melodramatically scream at the ceiling? What a dumb show.
Muh dick
>>15102725Never 5get
>flexes in the no flex zone
>>15102725i can't believe he took that bump. fucking champ shit
Does anyone here actually watch 911? How does it compare to the GOAT detective show?
....is she cucking her husband with the white guy? WTF is this show
ZAMN
>numerous actors don't get roles because they aren't pretty enough>"let's give that intentionally-ugly black woman with the shaved head and grandma glasses a lifetime role on this show"
>>15102739I think it's her relative
Liv is SEXO
>no ten bell salute for Heyman to start the showNo sovl anymore
Howdymaniacs it's time
>dinner smells good!>you know how I do>haha yeah... *goes outside to see her white boyfriend*american tv is wild>ayy wyboi you haz a hardz day at work so please come inside and meet my kids and fuck my wife
WWF NEW YORK IS BACK
lets go faggots, RAW with you niggas is the highlight to my week
whos video we getting today.. i think it will be rowan.
>drones are just a bunch of kidsI fucking told you
>elonmobileKEK
>sheamus has a cyber trucklol what?
>Sheamo in the wankermobilecringe
>>15102739Jewish propaganda
Kek what a white hot fed
YEETZILLA
YEET
UCCCCCCEEEEE
JUST ME UCE
YEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEETYEET>YEET
YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET
>AEW Forbidden Door PPV has 11k audience>random RAW has 14k audience
YEET!
ITS JUST HIM UCE
>>15102790>AEW outta nowhererent free
admit it. jey uso has "it"
he's got the whole world in his hand
>>15102790And the fans at Raw are 10 times more hyped lmao
Holy shit! Boston in full of white people
HOW IS BRO SO POPULAR?!?
Yeet
it's just me uce!
How the FUCK did Uso #2 get this over?
LOOK AT ALL THOSE PEOPLEHOW WILL I BE ABLE TO FIND THE HARDCAM SIDE????
https://x.com/mikethemiz/status/1807920188622250089Miz is getting one of those WWE Biographies on A&E.
>>15102767I caught an earlier episode. I think the black guy is gay or some shit. I can't remember.
>drinks the dude's beerBased
>>15102809Well deserved for the GOAT
>>15102798embarrassment has no rent anonLMFAO
>>15102790GRIM
>>15102803its why its safe and clean
Jey looked like he was about to throw hands at some of these nerds
>>15102804>>15102807YEET!
>YEET More over than aew for default
>it's just me uce
Dis nigga is going to get stabbed one day doing this
>opening the show with a match
Cole doing Pat's role and yeeting all over himself
>>15102812>gets a DUI on the way to the ring
Is Howdy gonna kill Jey tonight?
USO CRINGE
>>15102809Manlet Alvarez SEETHING
Cole sit your ass down
Did Pat died?
michael cole is having fun maggle
What is Jey Uso's gimmick?
>yeet man is better at wrestling than will assplaytop keke
I hate those sluts behind commentary
What happened to McAfee in kayfabe?
if jey wins MITB I'm going to seethe
>>15102844His wife's dad died
>>15102839STEP ASIDE UCE
so /pw/ which mexican is winning the briefcase?
WHO BETTA THAN SNEED!
>coreycringe. wish it was wade. especially with this main event
I cant hate Jey
>>15102848YEET
>>15102848being the GOAT
>>15102858The Scottish one
>Mongay Night Raw
>>15102848>The Yeetster
dead crowd dead fed
>>15102848YEET and being over >>15102851father in law died
>>15102871Gotta love him baby
so is their anyone else that could actually win the briefcase or is it obviously Jey
FUCKING CRINGE
based monyeet in the bank
>>15102848Hypeman that is perpetually over asf
>Gable coming out>Two dudes that Howdy has heat withoh shit
>>15102862is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?
I need to see a YEET vs YEAH battle
jey uso is unironically an attitude era midcarder plucked out of time
>>15102881Drew
>twice as many fans as sasha banks aew debut in the same buildingbotcha xisters...
so new alpha academy?
The fact that they're telegraphing so much that Jey will win makes me think they're gonna pull what they did with Drew at CatC
the immortal chad gable
>>15102848Being a nigger. Unironically.
>>15102848he just has Old School Babyface energy and persona
PERC GABLE!!!
MASTER IN THE BANK
>feast your eyes
>gable getting heatbased
Good crowd. This is going to be a good one.
>>15102908Dijak finna seethe
god, Chad Gable is so great as a heel
MASTER BANKER
Jey is the modern day Macho Man to Cody's Hogan.
FEAST YOUR EYES
so is Chad more or less over than Dom since the crowd gives him major heat but lets him talk before giving him heat? Like it feels like they actually hate domdom but with chad its like they are in on the joke of him being a heel
kek the guy angrily yeeting at gable
I used to dream for this kind of fan interactivity lmao
>>15102905>jey uso is the zoomer version of ultimate warrior
Besides Knight, Cody, Logan, and the Bloodline. Smackcels can't compete!
He's so bad on the mic fucking hell
oh no they're still trying to sell that firefly bullshit
>>15102925holy shit your right
>declaring himself Master in the Bank to a black manHoly shit Chad
based gable cutting this dogshit promo short
neither of these guys could promo effectively about the wyatts. going to be a problem
Speak English you coconut
>Don't want no smoke with the Wyatt's
the best mitb promo was like 10 years ago when the show opened with everyone sitting on top of ladders
this is awkward and they're losing the ground
Where's the wrestling?
>>15102930YEET!! YEET!! YEET!
>>15102939fuck cutting a promo about the fucking wyattsi want them gone permanently and to never GODDAMMIT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
that promo kinda lost focus
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH N-
IT'S UNCLE HOW-DEE
>>15102928Its just 2 hours anywayTheres also Nia and TiffyThats good enough
uncle doody
IT'S BRAY HE'S ALIVE
>mark in the front row ruining the immersionwhy are you like this /pw/?
HOLY
IT'S JOEVER
>>15102948on the ppvs
HOLY PURE GABLE STRIKES
why doesn't Chad just run to the back
The censoring makes it creepier
>>15102948who cares, its yeetman and gable. I unironically prefer yeetman and gable to actual wrestling
HOLY ____
Tf did Gable do to Bo???
HOLYSH!HOLYSH!HOLYSH!
HOLYNOTEHOLY NOTEHOLY NOTE
>Jey just flees and Chad gets gotwelp
>>15102963
>another 20 min wyatt segmentsnore
KINO
THEYRE BACK
I can't wait until the move to Netflix so they don't have to censor the crowds.
So will the Wyatt Sicks actually use Shatter as their theme?
>>15102972Kek this popped me
but whose side is uncle howdy on?>bleeping shit
>>15102961>mark in the front row ruining the immersiongood, because this shit sucks#istandwithcornette #fucksupernaturalbullshit
lynchian
kek at this saturday morning cartoon shit, eat it up piggies
When the fuck did they start censoring the crowd chants?
This spooky shit was gay back then and its still gay now
Chad quickly hide over here!
BOLIEVE
wrestling?
Resident evil 4 niggers
>>15102526lmao
Jay fled
told you guys Chad resigned only if he could be part of the spooky shit, he's a total horrorchad
>dry ice bottles visibleDunn would never
chad is a massive horror geek so u know hes having the time of his life
>the same shit againThis is just like Bray's return run
Nikki a cute!
Wyatt Shits will only work so long as they never have a match
>>15102988i'd rather they censor this fucking wyatt gay theater bullshit so i don't have to see it in my rasslinthis belongs in gayewi WISH tony khan would capitalize on this gay shit
lol, dont trip over the fog machines
defend this
>>15103009that's prime
>>15102999i like a limited but well produced cheese in my wrestling. we are watchign carines afterall
who's producing this shit
>over censoring so when they move to Netflix they can sell it being uncensored as a big dealThe cerebral assassin
>>15103009These guys are not magic, they use practical effects
>>15103010Well the audience isn’t
I WANT TO FUCK NIKKI CROSS
>>15103005I always got Resi7 vibes from anything Wyatt Six related
>Chad just runs out through the audience
Shit is awful. Why do they keep attacking crew members?
>>15102997I thought USA has been doing it too for a while now.Better than a full screen blackout at least like what Fox does.
Why do millennials love HORROR? Is it all those scary movies from the 80s and 90s?
>>15103019THIS IS AWESOME
>>15103019it's good
If bray didnt die then no one would have to pretend to like this trash.
but why bros? why chad gable of all people?
this is just the same thing they did last week
so is the wyatt6 gimmick literally just "no bulli pls"
>>15103036Crew members are scum.
>>15103036collateral damage, my nigga
that was dumb
>>15103029>holy shit chants>screaming and shouting throughout the whole thingya copinya seethin
>>15103016OK tranny.
>>15103025Day One of Netflix is gonna be hype>OH YEAH MOTHER FUCKER? WELL FUCK YOUR MOM AND YOU WRESTLE LIKE A CUNT
>>15102999What a fucking waste of trips. we get it you hate fun. now fuck off with that shitty fucking opinion. if I had a fucking nickel for everytime I see some shmuck say "Spooky shit gay." Id be to rich to post here.
>More shots of them as shadows in the light
>>15103009Lol post pics
>try to take a pic of the security laying on the table to lol at it>all 3 of them turned out like thisI'm scared bros
>>15103045he's a bitch
2nd tape bros>>15103045he abused his family
>>15102989>tfw "die for me brother" hits
>>15103045Mistreated his family that loved him. It's a theme that they all share that they were betrayed or abandoned by those close to them.
>>15103045Wyatts are all about family and Chad abused his family.
>>15103045He left his family
>>15103045he's heel
real horror isn't about silly masksit's about the evil in the heart of your fellow man
>>15103041the ability to escape into a better world than the one we live in now
>>15103045They have a thing about alcoholic dads
>>15103055you'd probably enjoy gayew given you like that horseshit
>>15103044preach
>>15103070Poo bros?
>>15098263missed the first 15 minutes FUCKdid i miss anything good????????????????
>>15103044Brays death was a work
>>15103045Family
>>15103057Spooky shit is gay. Bray Wyatt was shit
>>15103032get in line anon
>>15103016Yeah I'm sure that'd work out great.
>>15103082kino
>>15103075Sure thing tranny.
TAKE YOUR BETS, WHO IS GETTING INTERVIEWED BY HOWDY THIS TIME>NIKKI>ROWAN>LUMIS>GACY
>>15103019>defend this
>>15103079>did i miss anything good????????????????you missed cm punk peeking underneath the ring apron
>>15103079you missed the weekly howdykino
>>15103066So they'll be going after Roman?
How much of the Bloodline will make it to Canada for Smackdown on Friday?
>>15103070>of your fellow manThis would imply all horror is just gay shit about a serial killer hunting people down. You are a retard and don't know anything about horror
>>15103096Wtf I miss that part
>>15103045>>15103062>>15103063>>15103066>>15103067>>15103069>>15103074>>15103084Why not Dirty Dom?
smackdown in toronto... that's where trish is from... you don't think...
I love how the last AEW segment last night and the first WWE segment tonight couldn't be more polar opposite
>>15103082wtf
>>15103093Lumis or Gacy
>>15103089kek i'm already shoot scared of whatever there's in the middle
>>15103068So did Bray
>>15103093shouldn't it be them interviewing themselves and abby with nikki
Just don’t care about 5’7 master Gable running from cosplayers.
DAKOTA BROS GIVE HER YOUR ENERGY
>>15103093he'll interview himself again. after all, it's going to be like a weekly check-up
>>15103105Kys domfag
>>15103105Liv is Sister Abigail
>Rey vs domHoly kino
smoline vs liv frogan
>>15103089Luther won
>>15103093Nikki
bloodline >>>>>>>>> shit >>>>> gayew >>>>>>>>>>>>>> uncle howdy trannie shit
>the no dimes
>>15103127Not sure I'm gonna make it through that match without a boner
Retribution return confirmed
lol new gay got zero pop
>Rey vs Dom is now on non-PLE showsI don't like that.
>>15103119didn't ask avatarfag
>>15103110A visual plea
Dimeless shitters incoming
>new dayi sleep
why the fuck are these 2 still around
>>15103093i think its like 90% likely its rowan tonight
>>15103133but Chad Gable shit > all that other shit
>>15103137gotta love Boston
KROSSGODS
these niggas zesty
>>15103082dont know why you guys hate thisits new. i'd take this, even if it was shit over another womens match that'll put me to sleep
>it's a new day yes it is
kek no pop for the Carnie Niggers
Will it take two hours for them to find a VCR again?
>>15103139Faggot.
>new gay>karen krossthe silence is deafening
>>15103082
>stealing aew effects
>>15103105rey is a deadbeat dad
>>15103145They are 5 anon
It's amazing how little heat Karrion Kross has. How do we save his career?
This is grim
>>15103159
>>15103133howdy kino >>>>>> bloodline >>>>>>>>> shit >>>>> gayew
Samantha immediately making it about herself lol
>paul elleringbut what does he do?
The Testaments t-shirt design is pretty good, simple but effective
holy fuck this tank is going to be nasty as I'm bouncing myself
>>15103164he is a total shitter who cares
>>15103168Men’s qualifier?
>>15103168Raw needs to get back to 2 hrs and remove dimeless shitters
make new tread please
>>15103172He fucks shit up.
>>15103164let Paul speak for him, have Scalett be slutty and have him pick on dorks in the locker room
>>15103093they won't top bos promo. its all downhill from that.
damn the crowd didn't give a shit about new day or final testament
>>15103148i like chad gable but i still hate gay cinema garbageit's phony and stupid and kills my immersion more than any alpha academy segment could ever
What does the AOP do
New bread?
>>15103168is there a german word for when you want everybody to lose>>15103171how? the scarlett thing? samanthetty always says it like that
>>15103192>>15103192>>15103192>>15103192>>15103192
ok i admit it. i like kross
>>15103191nah, raw is shit (again)
Honnnneyyy, the god damn TV is black and white I think the maid broke it!
>>15103186its boston they hate gays and blacks
>Thank you dijak Fightful fella attending tonight
>Marty Jannety mentionedKek
>Triple H playing into the janetty memeKek
>jannety meme mentioned
>>15103164>straight>white>maleIt's over.
>>15103237He’s South American.
>>15103193>is there a german word for when you want everybody to loseNot quite. It suggested schadenfreude, first, and this as the second option.
