Monday Night Raw Gamethread #4Breakup Edition
>>15104018>>15104020>>15104023>>15104026>>15104030So why doesn't WWE embrace it when it's obvious? Just turn her face. No more heel promos or wrestling like a heel when it doesn't work for the crowd
thats seth rollins
Jews rock!
>>15104202based
>Mosston
you da man SEFF
>>15104202i'm newish to watching wrestling and i gotta say. i don't really like seth rollins. i don't understand his gimmick.
>>15104206based
>Priest still champWhy?
>>15104202do zoomers really break up via texting?
>>15104206keke why was kairi doing that? was it just kairi being kairi?
>>15104214>Jews rock!
confetti?
Money In the Bank x Cowboy Bebop.
>>15104218His gimmick is that he's the living embodiment of cringe
>>15104218His gimmick is he looks like that, and he talks like that, but he's straight
>Local sports team... Good!Bravo greatest face of all time
>>15104216
Modelo is shit beer with "up its own ass" pretentious commercials.
I wish Rollins was the one that didn't sign a new contract.
more people have just pressed mute than will watch trannymite this week
>>15104227Nowadays it's more rare that they don't
>local sports team... good?
>it's a seff talks for five minutes but says nothing promo
Guy I have a confession, I hate Cody Rhodes
>Ruins
>>15104228she's autistic
If drew screws over seth I'm going to pop lol
Please never give Rollins another world title.
Celtics championship this year deserves an asterisk.
>>15104251Liar
>Seth "Fucking" Rollins
>praise local sports team>praise local cuisinehe is like reverse MJF
>>15104251Post skin
loudest the crowd has been all night was for the inceltics
>>15104239>I mean, where's the lie?
Think it's been over 2 years since I had a beerI lost count
SEX WITH ANIME ELF GIRLS
>>15104233From previous thread, recommend me some beers
>>15104237But when MJF did it, it was based
TikTok raw livestreamhttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREmooQT/
>THAT'S his big secretohhhhh what a revelation.....
>Seth Faggot Rollins will never go back to being 2015 Rollins How is this faggot so bad
>>15104265it's called being a face
>>15104206this is why damage contror needs to change
>>15104277Becky stole his balls
>>15104202>The video tape will feature Nikki Cross getting interviewed by Uncle Howdy. This will continue in the following weeks with a different Sicks member until all of their backstories are revealed.
>>15104274does it come with subway surfers gameplay?
>>15104272Blue Moon, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Coors Banquet
>>15104251those thoughts are normal but you mustn't speak it
>>15104277jamie noble is still backstage but I think Joey Mercury isn't around anymore
FINNALOR
didnt even recognize his music lmao
put balor back in at least the intercontinental scene please HHH
bad mood Fergal
Kek balor is such a goof, he really isn't championship material anymore
>>15104227Enchanted by the peeling away of feeling.
>>15104272Paulaner SalvatorDeschutes PorterRed Seal AleOld Rasputin
>>15104272
>>15104269Good job anon.
How long until the Howdy Kino Tape
>>15104284Nah bro it’s just a free livestream. We even stream the payperviews
Seth just stole Joe's catch phrase>SHUT UP MAAAN
>speaks to you in fast mexican language
Why is this homosexual cocksucking gayman faggot over I don't get it
>Fag month ends>Finn Balor comes out and gives a promo about how he's upset
SETH YEW ROOIND MOI CAREER PAL
>>15104308kek this image always lives in my head rent free
all balor needs to say is>i hit it firstand he'll bury sethnetty into oblivion
finn bros we finally eatin good
Even though there's three hours its like the show is on fast forward holy shit
>>15104308It’s Spanish you fucking white boii! It’s a European language
MIND YA BIDNESS FINN
All rise
>>15104305Probably around the top of the hour.
What is Priest's fucking problem?
>>15104322calm down latinx
did they change priest's theme again?
ALL RIGHT
If either Priest or Rhea leave JD that faction of retards is over
>lets do this right here, right nowand then they dont do it
>>15104326Priest has been carrying Judgement Day and he's sick of it
priest getting more hood
Official /pw/ Raw livestream on TikTok. Get in here and hang with us bros https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREmooQT/
>>15104339nigga do you think anyone here has a tiktok account
Priest chokeslam is actually pretty good
>>15104339>sideways>recording the TV>some kid who sounds fat commentatingPlease kill yourself
>>15104304ThanksJust passed 1yr no cigarettes. I smoke pot like a fiend tho.. but turns out those were the easier things. To just not do anymore
>>15104339i will not make a tiktok account
>bojanglesWe don't even have that shit here in Texas
priest has a fucking awesome chokeslam tho
I'm with Finn is this one, bros
>>15104339>phoneposters who use tiktok are on peedub RIGHT NOW
>bojangles
>>15104346Yeah he never gets a low one. Always good height
>>15104334Priest and Rhea are the most dimeless parts of it because they're massive self marks trying to be cool and edgy. Finn and Dom saved it by being funny
that segment was retarded
There's no Bojangles near me, Cole.
CUPS ARE BACK
I love Bojangles.
BIG DADDY BITCH ON A CUP FROM A CHICKEN RESTAURANT FOR NIGGERS
>>15104339>https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREmooQT/>log in to view
>>15104339>>15104345wasnt tiktok banned
KEVIN NASH SPOTTED
>>15104339>tiktokI can't wait for summer to end.
Nash cup
>no new talent on the cups
Bojangles? That sounds like a /pw/ made up word
suddenly feeling the need to consoom those cupssteiner brothers cup????
LUDWIG KINO
Based Goebbles promo
>>15104345It’s for people who don’t have cable or Peacock. Just make an account or don’t watch it ya bum
>getting what chantsIs this who smarks believe in?
>>15104353what if i told youphoneposters make up the majority of the entire internet nowit's all downhill from here
>>15104306It wouldn't let me access the live TikTok
>>15104347>>some kid who sounds fat commentatingi'll never get this. people are so fucking desperate for attention.
>>15104368How many ounces is it?
>BojanglesBut I don't live in the South
Sorry Corey, King having a heart attack because of Sonic made them stop bringing food for the announcers
LUDWIG BALDING
>>15104368The cup is as wide as his asshole
Was Nash an outsider in the night of 1992?
Fuck it. STRAP THE FUCKING ROCKET ON KAISER ASAP
Based Kaiser actually having the balls to cut the dead weight
>>15104208autistic as shit post
>>15104378Meth is higher quality and not recorded from a phone ya finna dip
>>15104373WWE never does anything with Scott because he's so vocal about his hatred of Vince, HHH, and the corporation.
>shoot injury makes storyline more kino
>>151043849
>>15104388Promos good
>>15104393WHERE IS HE
BOOOOOOOOWE WANT FINNERMANWE WANT FINNERMAN
>>15104381she looks like boy a pretending to be a woman. Shes probably has hight testosterone
>>15104208But it clearly does work for the crowd. Why would you take favorable reactions as a sign to go in the opposite direction?
>>1510438492 fl oz
>Bojangleshow many God damn American fast food places with weird names are there?
>>15104308bros do you remember when they gave Damian Priest a split personality gimmick for like 3 weeks
Kevin Nash got Bojangoled in the hot summer of 2024
>Dakota Kai in her Wrestlemania gearCOOM
kaiser gets so many packages. based.
>>15104390He was more of an insider back then.
>kayfabing sheamus to have broken his ribssmart shit
>>15104396i find this funny considering he's an ambassador and on the payroll kek
LET'S GO DACUTIE
>>15104401who?
LET'S GO DACUTIE PIE
>>15104396Scott Steiner has 3 action figures with Mattel little bro.
Ah yes, the Joaquin Wilde of Damage Ctrl
>Dacooter Kaiholy yuckola
>>15104353>someone is watching RAW right now on a 4 inch screen
Dacutie Pie
>DaYUCKY GuyLMAO, no better time for a piss break.
>>15104393>>15104401What happened to Giovanni (not in Kayfabe)?
Da QT Pie
Dakota coming out to her old theme...
Let's go Dacutie Pie!!!
>BOjangles
Kaiser is over with me bros
If you guys have light housework. Prep for work tomorrow, now is the timeThis match is for the drizzle shitsWe all know Stark is getting it
i wanna have sex with Dacutie Kai so badly bros. It hurts to think about the fact that i never will
I used to like dacutie pie but it's a mid 30s woman dressing even more like a slut because she can't get over and being a twitch streamer "girl gamer"
>#pushkingkota>No reactionSad
>>15104426Ludwig killed him
>>15104426he's in the dijak/elektra lopez zone
>>15104388>The implication that the majority of /pw/ can afford or owns a RolexKek
I don't know if I've ever heard Dakota's music before.
>>15104418what a stupid fucking move
Let's go Dakutie
>>15104395Why ya seething?
dakota theme over with me brotherhow did dakota manage to not turn into a big cow like nia? how did she beat the samoan genes?
>>15104426
>>15104426Hunter putting him back in Imperium to spite Vince but then realizing Vince was right to separate them
jack mcbrayer in that ad too? All they'd need is Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwi- oh...
Kaiser is a pretty good promo, first time I heard him talk. Didn't know his english was even better than Gunter's
>>15104426No idea. He just disappeared after getting kicked out of Imperium. They should just send him back to NXT as finnerman again and have him win a strap and make the sideplates finners
>>15104447AAAAAAA
>google bojangles>it's chicken fast foodis it good?
>Nigress Thee Fatass
>>15104449shes only half like roman
>damage ctrltime for the stream to freeze for the only point in time the entire show. like every time it only ever freezes when damage ctrl is on
>>15104449She's from a different family
>>15104434I assume Dakota isn't going over since Damage Inc already has a representative. What makes you think Zoey is going over? She's a perpetual jobber. They seem to be trying to get people behind Ivy lately.
Cuming a healthy load in Dacutie’s tight pussy!!
>>15104458never had iti'd guess it's better than kfc but not as good as popeyesassuming it's fried chicken
>Syfy killed the entire Stargate franchise but still puts on CW in Space
>>15104465i think it will be zoey because she can do crazy spots and bumps
>>15104454>you could even be cinematographer killer tina
>>15104456He's challenging Guther after Gunther loses to Seth
Bojangles and WWE are my two favorite things
>>15104465they need someone to take ladder bumps and she does enough flippy shit to make more interesting than the other two
>>15104465I could see it going to Ivy to help boost the new Alpha academy, but it's probably Zoey since Zoey always gets in these things
>>15104479ALEC NO
Is Dakota pure sexo like they say?
>>15104461so is niaperhaps the starvation inherent to dakota's irish half beat out the stockiness of nia's german half. i mean when one half of you is rikishi, and the other half is brock, smallness is not in your future.
>>15104458Never heard of it either, Bojangles just sounds like some dumb word black people would say for like one of the types of bling they wear or the bandanas or something. Not surprised it sells chicken
trash ppv theme
>....>YUP
why are white guys like this?
Need her back.
Im gonna miss judgement day. But i get it. Cant keep a faction together forever
ASCENDING TO THE SKYYYYY
Zoney Stark
>>15104458It depends on how fresh it is. They premake a lot of chicken tenders, at least my local one. When you get it fresh, they might be the best chicken tenders on earth.
>>15104493>simps>whiteThose are mexicans or black or indians anon
The state of the Creeds and Ivy
>based theme>black hole of a wrestlerzoey.......
>This battle of the no-reaction women
>>15104497Nah, Liv has easily replaced her at the top of the Raw women's division.
>pity cheers
>>15104503>mexicans or black guys acting gayyou tripping nigga
It's close to midnight
These themes are all absolutely fucking dimeless. Holy fucking shit please hire some new producers
Zoey with the ZOLTAN
>>15104493my chats bugged on this
WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET
I feel bad for Zoey because she looks very sad when nobody reacts to her entrance.
>>15104515
>>15104493Better than the pajeets that unironically superchat (donating money) to WWE kick off streams and press conferences.
>>15104493wrestling fans need to be culled
>>15104465"damage controrr... needs to CHANGE" - masami "IYO sky" odate, on RAW, a few weeks agoIYO and dakota getting into each other's business and costing each other the briefcase at MITB could be another catalyst for that changeivy nile is dimeless and fucking STINKS. if she is even a slight threat to chelsea or tiffy winning, i will seethe. i would rather see zoey go over, she's alright.
This is gonna be a real good match, i can feel it.
>all three are hideous, have sad tits, and very mediocre asses Grim absolutely fucking GRIM
Now THIS is a piss break
>>15104516terminally online ones? uhhh yeah lmfao
>>15104516Mexicans and blacks are the gayest races.
Zoey Stark has a weird 50 year old husband
>zoey still isn't wearing the booty shorts
>>15104524She should ask her tag partner about how she's dealt with it for years
Zoey and Dakota would be a decent match for women's standards but fuck watching womeme wrestling
Kota carrying these green shitters
This is a solid match and sadly almost no one gives a shit.
>>15104465The women's MITB is missing a thug in the fight.
>>15104516the black mexican is the zestiest wrestler on the show
>>15104227With the rise in situationships, it was only inevitable.
>>15104541
Can I get the WWE Bojangles cups without getting a sandwich combo? I like the chicken supremes.
They changed the Pizza Hut classic dough where I live and it sucks now
I bet sex with DaCutie Pie is like taking a trip to heaven… an angelic embrace
damn she really ascended to the sky with that missile dropkick
good for dominosfor real
>>15104558Shayna is so lucky
>>15104522>30 years old
>>15104535NXT call-ups need to come up sooner
>sell wings
>"it's soda but it's not but it's soda".
>>15104558Admit you love her!
>fancy feast doesn't taste as good as it used to
>>15104558Nah, she's pretty slutty
>>15104551Someone is quite the coom artist to get those letters so legible.
>>15104524same
>The same commercial 3 times in a rowWtf
>>15104565damn. kota is 36
>THIS>THIS
>>15104558I want Kiwi for dinner
>>15104571Nothing slutty about posting a silly moment with her doggo
>>15104571___ ____ ____
>>15104570paws typed this :3
>>15104571i love all types of women but whats wrong with her skin?
>>15104554I'm going to get one of those summer of 24 edition cups
I love DACUTIE PIEI'm trans btw
Did I miss anything cool? I've been at work/watching Fishtank
if dakota never escaped auckland to become a wrestler she'd work as a cleaner, weigh 100 kilos, be a mum of eight and would drink an entire box of lion ice every night
>>15104592Hey Zoey
>>15104555worked
>>15104590looks fine to me
>>15104592post gock or btfo
>>15104582
have Shawn book the women's division on both RAW and Smack
>>15104600What do you mean worked you fucking idiot
Zoey would get over if she wore the booty shorts again
>>15104595Wyatts spooked Gable
>>15104598Nah she'd be a Winger for the Warriors NRLW team
I really hate this waiting around for a spot shit in modern wrestling
they do the double german spot a lot now
yjk
>>15104569I love her!!!!
Crowd doesnt even know if they should support anyone here
>>15104598dakota only has a few years left where the kids may only be mildly retarded
>>15104600what are you on about, retard
>>15104610you tell me
Zoey's ass looks slightly better than normal tonight
>>15104601good form on the puppers
>me trying to stay positive while this eats up more howdytime
>>15104493Indian spotted
>>15104619You're not afraid to admit it?
kek what the fuck was that Kairi
Get Ivy a different haircut and she's honestly top tier
wtf was that move lol
>>15104272Dos XXYuengling or however you spell itMango cart Erdinger of you're ever in Europe
the crowd being so quiet is really unnerving its making my skin crawl
>>15104631>How did you feel when womeme shit stole TV time from more...deserving recipients?
the painted oriental whore kairi sane
>>15104631
The Kairopractor is a based finisher.
will Dakota win this after complaining on stream
The fuck is this retard Kairi doing
ivy nile looks like female JD mcdonagh
Why put the uggo over?
Kek
yuck
Kairi is such a jobber in triple noses wwe it's fucking bullshit
>>15104644Gotta give her props for the name if nothing else.
>>15104651Anon, someone had to win the match
>>15104272Steel Reserve 211Miller High LifeSamuel Adams Boston LagerSamuel Adams Winter LagerYuenglingSteve Austin's Broken Skull LagerVerification not required.
>>15104642
Based Zoey
fucking horiffic match
BASED AS FUCK ZOEY WINS WITH THE Z 360
>>15104616how can you hate it???
>women's MITB match sponsored by the boysKek what
Of course the most boring person in the match wins
KINO TIME
>>15104660>triple DQ
>>>15104661 NEW THREAD
>>15104633afraid? I am PROUD
>>15104646SHE DIDNT COMPLAIN. I WATCH EVERY STREAM AND IT WAS THE SAME "I deserve a shot" kayfabe promo that everyone does. StFU
>>15104649she has shoot brain damage from japan sawdust wrestlingplease udnerstanddasbvoicbiesfa4wfewfwafefaew
>Tony Stark wins lolwhy did the ugliest one win?
howdy kino
>>15104651What are you talking about? Dakota lost.
ASCENDING TO THE SKOOOOOOIIIIII
dakota can go back and crying on twitch or whatever, lmao
I BOlieve bros
>>15104643Looks like Leonardo di caprio kek
Tiffy, Birb, or Chelsea? Who is winning?
oh yay more stupid lame spooky shit>what are we even doing herethat's my question
>>15104677Need a backshot of this
Howdy Kino
a little too glitchy
>>15104631I havent watched since they debuted, which I can't remember if it was 1 or 2 weeks ago. Did they do anything interesting? Did they explain how everyone was killed?
>>15104642I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna murder you
>>15104692Holy shit I knew I recognized his face as someone else's but I didn't know who until you said it. Thanks I've been thinking about this for weeks.
>VHS has 720 quality
bo bo bo bo bolieve
>>15104677>Unused skate decksWhore poseur.
Is there anything for comfy than chilling after work with pee-dub watching Raw while drinking a Mike's Hard?
VHS tapes never glitched out like this
Someone check on Gable
Kino
FUUUUCKKTHAT WAS SO INTENSE
>edrones call this silent hill shit "wrestling"
Man, I love BO
>trannies watch 3 hours of a show they claim to hate every week
>>15104805We know you do edrone. Try buying deodorant
>>15104785>>15104811>Hate-watching RAWkys tranny