TONIGHT from Chicago, Illinois>We hear from Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.>Bryan Danielson vs PAC in the Owen Hart Cup>Kris Statlander vs Willow Nightingale in the Owen Hart Cup>Mercedes Mone Double Championship Celebration>Jeff Jarret vs WILD CARD in the Owen Hart Cup>Will Ospreay(c) vs Daniel Garcia for the AEW Internation Championship
Big Black and Jacked guy is still standing. You guys think this guy ever runs out of stamina for a fat guy?
1st for Billie
C E O
bravo Tony
FINNA GOOOOOOOOOOONING
That lady really didn't like Mercedes
Just bring back Vaquer.
>>15122904hoss like that takes a while to run out of energy
>#4
Mercedes WWE ass promo incoming.
Where are the sharks bros?
I don't like these women, where Stephanie Vaquer at.
Damn this crowd is based lmaooo
bro's where is the joshis
>>15122907Billie is better than both of these ratings blackholes.
>>15122927newfag
CUMMY ON BRITS TUMMY
>>15122928yup
Is Tony to blame? Or the "talent"?
>THAT'S how they turn Mercedes heelPepperdash or whatever her name is might be a hack
SHUTTHEFUCKUP
GOING DOWNDOWNTHE RATINGS GOING DOWNAND BOTCHA'S GOING OUT SWINGINGSHE'LL BE YOUR HORSEFACE WITH BALD MULLETTHAT'S A FUCKING WIG JUST PULL IT AND SELL IT
these fucking broads getting nasty, ok count me in
>All In... All in Mercedes >I'm going to be all in your assholeWhat did she mean by this?
holy BTFO
why the fuck is every other aew show in either bombston or shitcago
When Mercedes does the city thIIIIIINNNNG I die a little inside.
>>15122944It's Tony. He isn't booking the men's portion good either.
>>15122895>SHUT THE FUCK UP! Based.
I grew a beard since this segment started
So is that dead inside Latina that likes Dredd just not gonna bother with a rematch for Mercedes' title?
>Elite chads burying this E Drone
why does britt talk like a bot?
SASHIT GONNA CRY IN THAT RENTAL CAR TONIGHT LMAO
BROKEN BITCH WTF
can we get to Jeff Jarrett already?
BASED
I missed Britt roasting people
BITCH:THE PROMO
>>15122938Joke went over your head numbnuts
"Bitch"HUGE POP!
>>15122944jews
Briitt cooked her I fear
Just glad they used the TBS title to waste on her while the women's title is free from this nonsense.
you can see this hoes pussy online
>>15122969you my nigga
kek Britt just buried the division with that "What line?" comeback
CEO
that was fucking terrible. ratings drop
Glad they turned Mercedes already
they stole Okadas gimmick ;_;
GIRL UH UH
>>15122980She taken the BBC yet?
>>15122980But can I see naked Kenny?
kek this got good
so they just finna call each other a bitch for the next 2 months?
buddy at the show telling me Mercedes exited through the heel tunnel
>>15122966are you dumb?
>>15122944It’s definitely Tony
okay they have now saved the Jeff Jarrett match for death spots in the ratings so I am convinced they have nothing good planned.
i am blue balled
>>15122983where is the lie?
>>15122980This is the girl in the front row?
>>15122944The women got more than a quarter of the show & all of it was boring as fuck besides Chicago booing Horseh.
>>15122995Welcome to a Britt Baker feud.
ME WIVES BLACK SON
Is Mina on the show or not? Don't really want to watch the second hour
>>15123008afraid so
>what line?Wow way to bury the fucking roster Britt you fucking idiot.
>full heel mercedesdimes. giga dimes.C E OC E OSLEEPY HO
>>15122980Where at
>>15123007Folks....
>>15122992best i got love
>>15122987she's a heel you mark
>kyle framed in the middlekino
>>15123013NoBack in Japan
I'm sorry, bruv, I couldn't hit the Tigerdriver, he just reminds me too much of my wife's black son.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
>Wow way to bury the fucking roster Britt you fucking idiot.
>I want to be out of this nowthe only way out of the Don Callis Family is in a bodybag
Smirking Callis
blood in blood out, billy goat gonna leave the callis family the hard way
Oh shit he's doing the diesel driver 92
don callis bros it's over
>>15123025What do you think his Ancestors did in England that was so heinous that they got sent to Australia?
this is how Ospreay leaves? he ask, don says yes then they attack him later? gay ass show.
Wait there's a Kyle fletcher AND a Kyle O'Reilly? I thought they were the same person
I AM THE LEARNING TREE
Fletcher is going to screw Ospreay isn't he
KISS
>one ratings killing segment to another
Learning Tree about to pass out branches of wisdom
>>15123005It's probably just going to be Christian
>>15122957Mongoloidian faggot, did you watch Pac vs Danielson?
Now I know why Lexi said that Sasha will die alone
LEARNING TREE KINO
TREEBROS.. IT'S TIME TO LEARN!
HEY GUYS
Is Britt's stroke a work like Roman's cancer?
yeah okay it's some no name faggot for Jeff Jarrett, it's getting the women's death spot.
>Jericho Vortex timeI'mma go piss.
HI GUYS!!!
love Jericho
>>15123045It's "heat">everyone actually hates these people
Does Jericho have a list there?
>>15123050Whoa. Lexi said that? A bit harsh.
>>15123041Takeshita will do what Fletcher is scared to
JERICHAD TIME
I SHOOT LOVE THE LEARNING TREE
>>15123065Fraid so
Way too many industry words from aew tonight
WTF NOOO NOT TAZ
Jericho is actually entertaining in this gimmick
Based Learning Tree cutting out the rotten roots
LIKE A MARKARK
>>15123079Has Russo finally joined the booking committee?
Yeah fuckin bounce Taz
>>15123079Everyone watching knows what he means.
>>15123026Thanks, see you guys next week
>>15123084tough but fair, hopefully taz can learn from this
Tazbros...
>>15123083He reminds me of that fake retarded wrestler in WWE in 2004.
>that don't work for me brother
This Jericho gimmick works for me, brother
>>15123079fucking mark
>>15122992There’s a photoshoot he did where you can see his bare ass and some early bte episode where he got naked for some goal they thought they’d never reach, so technically yes you can
is shibata's brain scrambled yet?
>>15123096Batista? He was legit
>>15123105It's always been scrambled
>>15123096HHH?
>>15123105when your brain gets removed and put back in it's kinda hard to get it scrambled anyways
I got Helldivers 2 and I like playing it with my frens, but did I wait far too long to get it, bros?Some people say it's dead
>>15123108>>15123114No, Eugene.
>>15123048As based as that would be, Christian’s already tied up in the trio’s division
>>15123096>/pw/: the wrestler
inb4 Hogan debuts and goes after Jericho for copyright infringement...brother
>>15123122Everything is dead, especially Taz's commentating career
>>15123056Could still be Hangman it's just that Tony won't give up a Daniel Garcia main event for anything
>>15123122i dont play video games
ciabatta > shibata
>>15123125Meh the other two kept retard klayfabe better
>Cold Hearted Handsome Devil Is there a Warm Brained Ugly Angel?
>>15123122dead. new shit is The First Descendant.
>>15123125he wishes he was as retarded as poi
>the action will return in picture in picture>BYE GUYSkek based learning tree
>>15122986It's was dimes
>>15123148Yes, except they're just called "nice guys"
>>15123125>>15123128I thought you ment George The Animal Steel
>>15123148Kooh
hi guys!
>>15123161I said 2004 anon.
>>15123167based learning tree enjoyer
What did th Learning Tree teach us today fellas?
lads.. im so confused with all the threads make it simple for druk bros
has Hobbs reacted to the big man featured all show wearing his shirt yet?
>>15123122Well they went through a big controversy like just a month or two ago where you were going to need a Playstation sign in or some shit. People exited the game then. It probably didn't recover.
>>15123179Don't steal another man's finish, brother.
>>15123180Post wherever, you're drunk
>>15123179everything
we OFFICIALLY overrun niggas
dynamite should be 3 hours. feels like nothing has really happened tonight
>>15123122i only play diablo
lol jericho
They slammed Hook right on his hip
Chabata
>>15123204FUCK YOU TK!
>>15123148Me
>>15123206Whats your build?
>..... that was a ddt!fucking jericho
>>15123204We got some things
LADS......WHAT IS IT TONIGHT
I hate trios matches.
>>15123224All luck
I'm tired of Hook
LETS GO
>>15123236It's all trios wrestling these days
>>15123233A cruel, cruel summer
Way to bury Gates of Agony with Cage.>>15123247That explains why so much of it is shit.
>>15123237>Not Hammerdin>Not Fishymancer>Not a man
I guess Shibata is going back to Japan to renew his visa
camera angle showed Bill clearly hitting the steps and not Joe lol.
I'm glad they're hitting them with chairs.>>15123244Same.
wrap it up I wanna see who the wild card is
>premeditated Based Learning Tree planting the seeds of destruction
They advertised Sasha and Britt separately and then made them share promo time? He did the same shit with MJF & Garcia recently.Tony always deceives fans.
>>15123224poison rogue
>>15123244>>15123264fake fans
hey guys!!!!!!!
>Still getting pls retire chantsKWABThe cope ain't working, Chris.
>>15123265It's Hangman bro
>>15123262dude they PILLMANIZED a guy's neck in a match a few weeks ago and the dude just kept having the match, what you just saw does not guarantee an injury angle anymore. So much so I can't even remember the match with the neck pillman spot.
was that jtg?
>>15123265It's Peter Avalon
>>15123270>says everything is always great
>>15123274Hello!
based Big Bill killing that zoomer
JEW MESS WITH DA TREE, JEW DA THURRRRNS
>>15123265would you be if it was adam cole?
>>15123272We’re not hooked on hook anymore, we’re jacking with jack now
This Jericho stuff is terrible. Can the mother fucker not go away for like 4 months so he can come back fresh or something?
>>15123279I do not know about that >>15123056
>>15123295HOOK is the fifth pillar
>>15123294would he be what nigga? He didn't say he was anything.
>>15123298Sounds like you need to learn more
Why exactly does Jericho refuse to go part time?Does he just love the attention too much?
>>15123298>Not relaxing in the shade of knowledge Never going to make it
>you should eat taco bell if you're broke, poor and getting fucked by inflation!Great marketing team ya got there, fellas
>>15123298The learning tree stuff is fine but Jericho is a black hole. He needs to just tour with Fozzy for like 6 months out of every year.>>15123272Hook is boring like most of the product.>inb4WWEfanWWE blows and is worse and its coconut mystical theater.
>>15123265It’s Christian, trust me I have sources
Where my Wee Woo bros at?
>>15123323>Hook is boring like most of the product.HOOK is, was, and will always be based.
>>15123314money probably
RYBACK WILD CARD
>>15123293kek
>>15123330Slap nuts
>WEE WOO WEE WOOWEE WOO WEE WOO>WEE WOO WEE WOOWEE WOO WEE WOO>WEE WOO WEE WOOWEE WOO WEE WOO>WEE WOO WEE WOOWEE WOO WEE WOO>WEE WOO WEE WOOWEE WOO WEE WOO
>>15123314>girl1: Kumquat>brush: distintas.net>girl2: literally and unironically me
If it's Hanger, he needs to murder Double J here
MYYWORLDORLD
I legit want Jeff to win
MY WORLD
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHHHH
Is Jeff the last true carny?
BASURA BASURA
LETS FUCKING GOKINO NEW THEME TOO
>>15123342finna get a pop outta me
Hangman is good in the ring but i still hate him for some reason. Also shite pop
NEW THEMENEW TRONNEW GEAR
What a pop for the Hangman. THE AURA
>>15123358cody but jeff is in the upper goat tier of carnies
Hangman back, peace at last.
hell Hangman is based
fuck off with this fag
WELP. IT'S HANGMAN.ALBEIT DARKER
>Hangman Oscurookay pretty based
JJ wins just by who he's fucked. Debra, Angle's wife which is now his, likely Taylor Swift. He just wins.
>wow>holy smokesgreat energy, guys
Kill em Hangman.
WORKERSRIGHTS
lol another heel to get cheered and it's against a heel people feel for because he's wrestling for his dead friend. What a shit show.
Angry Peepfag soon
DOUBLE J NEEDS TO GO OVER CALL AN AUDIBLE TONY HAVE THE EVPS INTERFERE
>>15123321>make crunchwraps 7 dollars They're surely helping
Hangman is back. :)
CHICAGO LOVES HANGERBASED AF
>Hangman not wearing black glove with a unatural black dyed mustache and a branding iron How am I suppose to know he's a bad guy?
>>15123373turn your monitor on
KINO
nobody seen the return because Jericho chased everyone away
Hanger vs Jay next week
Jeff is an oldschool nepobaby, isn't he?
That theme sucks
okay you shouldn't say the actual stat because only 70 matches for a team back then seems like not much. Tony thinks all stats are great but that one actually hurts the story.
>>15123387Are you questioning TK's booking? JJ must be going face here.
They need more faces badly and Hangman is perfect for it. Not to mention TK fucking OWES him for losing his title to skinnyfat 6 months early
Hangman is going to get cheered dover severe flop, why does the live crowd keep cheering the heels?
>>15123377>Likely TSQRD?
>>15123415You mean heels
This would've been better if Jarrett wasn't a heel sideshow act for literally his entire run up until a week ago in a sad VTR
>>15123405heel vs heel to lead to heel vs heel! while the women are on track for lots of baby vs baby. Tony has no fucking clue.
BRO WHERE THE FUCK IS SHARKY?!
Jeff is the only one who even knew Owen in this tournament and they're going to job him to a returning Hangman kek
>>15123405nah next week is the finals, hanger vs jay at collision
>>15123412only fat pigs like you are overthinking it
No count outs in Owen Hart Cup?
>>15123392Now with less "meat" and more liquid "cheese" than ever. Had Taco Bell for the first time in years a few months ago. Not only was it expensive, the portions were shit, and it tasted worse than what I remember.
>>15123419a young Taylor Swift used to babysit Jeff's daughters, true story
>>15123427I hope Hangman drops him from the rafters
Hangma'am is a fucking non entity. Anyone who cheers him lacks a cortex.
HANGER A FLAMING FAGGOTGIVE JEFF YOUR ENERGY LADS
>>15123406>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY SKYRIM FOR THE PORN MODS, IT'S A GREAT SERIES WITH GREAT LORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like hangman in matches but why is he so shit at everything else? if he was at least decent at promos he would be aew's top face
>>15123439>>15123439>>15123439>>15123439>>15123439NEEEEEEEEEEW
>>15123443>maybe this 60 year old midcarder will go over the returning face of the companycome on, man
>>15123432>punches to the back of the headits Aubrey so she just winces and acts like shes being hit instead
>>15123441yeah? well you lack BITCHES!
>>15123420Theres almost no credible faces right now. Friggan MJF has to be a default face now because theres almost nobidy else. No Darby no Kenny no Copeland the BCC are tweeners Kingston is out. Yeah MJF and the Acclaimed are fine but they arent going to cut it as the only major faces
>>15123450he's done 3 of my favoirite promo's ever, maybe 4. The meds aren't working promo is all timer shit.
>>15123435I bet he paid her with TNA tickets
>>15123441Nice selfie
>>15123427Get hangman that heel heat by killing him
Hangman is winning and hes going to beat Swerve in the main event at Wembley ah hell yeah
Hangman is very gap moe to be desu
this match actually lowkey slaps
>>15123463Jeff probably convinced her they were good as money or even better
always knew this nigga a cannibal
>>15123469>Jeff dead in the ring>Karen sobbing her eyes out>Lethal Oh Noing in a Macho voice>Satnam slowly eating Jeff while crying Book it
>>15123435How old are they? Do Double J still need babysitters?
5 star match
>>15123501They're all probably college aged by jow
>>15123482He probably didn't even let her in with them
KILL EM HANGER
Crowd going to get Jeff killed
>>15123498>Satnam slowly eating Jeff whilst crying
Crowd into it
Jay about to die next
jeff's best match ez
>>15123567Jay Briscoe already died anon
Magical learning tree
Hangman about to be 1-3 against Jay White
>>15123580White's time now
>>15123543Satnam would do it willingly
>>15123611But this time it's personal
>>15123612But what about Lethal?
>>15123479Would you like repeating that.... in English perhaps?
Beautiful pearls
>>15122895She's going to bounce that booty on Kyle Fletcher's BWC after Dynamite and then afterwards, suck and worship it, while she says 'black lives don't matter.'
MJF is just a GEEK that can talk and has a couple of jokes. And DG is the most literal who out of all literal who's
>>15123656His weirdo personality is a juxtaposition to his handsome appearance, thus making it cute and appealing.
>>15122895Don't sexualize her but look at her dress and act like a whore.
>>15122895Anyone else excited that Oceanspray is defending his Title against the fucking embarrassment while (M)idget (j)ewish (F)aggot is in his corner? No? Good, because this shit's embarrassing. Everyone says 'no dimes' but they would beg for dimes, these niggers don't even get pennies.
>>15123460The Twogays are overrated and smelly mutts and one of them is literally a fudge packer, while (M)idget (j)ewish (F)aggot is as his name implies, he's a jewish manlet. If they're considered 'good' in AEW, then AEW is truly among the worst promotions ever, 2000 WCW is better than this unironically.
>>15123697Shut up BITCH no one asked you
