Just told my pastor I watch wrestling and he says I have to stay behind after Church
>>15314027you’re about to get 92’d
>>15314027>church in 2024 CEpretty much the equivalent of going to a Harry Potter fanclub or some other fiction fanclub.
>>15314027You told him you watch wrestling, you're basically telling him you're mentally handicapped and now he feels secure in taking sexual advantage of you
>>15314027Remind him of how God Himself had a WWE match.
>>15314041Based 2006 time traveler. You better start believing in multigenerational Satanic plots. You're in one.
>>15314027I Corinthians 9.2: Thou shalt not watch men engage in fake battle by doing so thou shall have a penance of sodemy from the religious elders
>>15314027WHOAAAOAAA!!!
>>15314027That's funny, I accurately described how professional wrestling is the only sacred sport to my pastor and elders. It is the only sport where you must love your opponent so much that you sacrifice your own body not to hurt them and agape is the purest love of them all. Plus God wrestles Jacob in Genesis 32 and because God knew the outcome before the match began, it makes God the first pro wrestler (ignore that he injured Jacob during the match. It ain't ballet.)
>>15314027On your knees, dog
>>15314027can he do that? That's false imprisonment
Your priest is secretly a masked luchador
>>15314027>Just told my pastor I watch wrestling and he says I have to stay behind after Church
>>15317680bruh we get it you want to bottom for Dancin' Dani
>>15317673Nah he doesn't wear a mask
>>15314027he's gonna show you his figure fed, anon.
>>15317702All priests wear a mask...
>>15314606The diddler priest is my favorite and the funniest religious meme by far, because Christianity is the only "Abrahamic" religion that doesn't permit diddling.
>>15317673I found out Nacho Libre is a cult classic only a couple weeks ago.
Can we get an update? What did y'all talk about?
>>15314027Turns out he's a fan too anon. He just wants to show off his autograph memorabilia and bitch about how AEW isn't real wrestling.
>>15318964I don't wanna talk about it..
