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>>15315666https://x.com/TatumPaxley/status/1815807407714398223cute
Kek Charlie
>ONE>TWO>THREE>ONE>TWO>THREE>ONE>TWO>THREENice promo
ashante thee adonis is i think a collegiate wrestler which explains why he's actually good at wrestlingalso oro mensah is pretty good
is that a scottish accent??
WREN A CUTE
>>15315666Good selling by AdonisI still remember when Trick destroyed oro on the mic
kek the absolute state of Dempsey
>her silly
lmao wren's got em by the balls
Since when does Wren have a character and dialogue?
>>15315674He's Jamaican, mon!
>>15315669TATUM IS MY FAVORITE SCENE GIRL LOOKING GIRL IN A LONG TIME ALSO OOPS CAPS
what did dempsey do
>>15315689i do believe those are related
>Carvana hasn't been audited, raided and indicted yetkek
This angle better end with Wren being thrown off the nxt bridge
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GABAGOOL
Tony D'Angelo looks like Caddicarus
NQCC is going to get a real shooter to murder Wren. Maybe the gold medalist girl
>>15315691sent damon kemp to sleep with the fishes
>>15315691he killed damon kemp
>>15315691Murdered Damon Kemp.
did chicago really invent thin crust?
>jamaican accent>italian accentGood NXT today.
Wren successfully completed her humiliation ritual of her dimeless ni character gimmick so she's about to remind everyone why this board was filled with Madibros at one point.
>>15315691whipped it out
>some retard with Zack Sabre hair is really desperately to sell sunglasses
>>15315701>>15315702>>15315703thats quality service
I want so badly for Wren to sit on my face and pull her silly smile while she farts.
>the time is now
>>15315710gms
>iwn have a beautiful wife and two wonderful children to WOLF OUT with
>>15315705no, italians did
my obese uncle has type 2 diabetes (i think) and i want to recommend ozempic to him but it became a meme after south park made fun of it and no one takes it seriously
>>15315697oopsOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GABAGOOL
this ozempic ad is giving me schizophrenia
>>15315688All she needed to do was witness a murdered body being disposed of.
Hey bros I just got back from the gym and a 20 minute edge session. Has Brinley appeared yet?
>>15315715That might be the worst finisher in wrestling.
nqcc is the best faction in wwe
>Kendall not in her bondage gearBooooooooo
NXT has always been a live action shitpost but tonight seems extra shitpost-y
>>15315724nm, it was on my end. looped like 8 times in a row
>>15315730Was glad to see them in TNA. And Dempsey will be representing at Bloodsport on Sunday.
Literally got popcorn. I appreciate that.
LET'S GO WREN-FRENZ
GOTTA LOVE THE TONESTER
>>15315730Amazing how a wacking does to a faction.
damn wren is charismatic as fuck
AMAZON'S GOT EVERYTHING KI--
family in prime heckling position
>>15315738I saw that NWA signed Kenzie Page to a long term contract, and that sucks. I was hoping she'd come to NXT soon.
>>15315745so it wasnt only me?? jesus i thought i was going insane
Wren Sabre Jr. ovah here
Carlee Bright just somersaulted right into my heart bros
Wren key locked her way into my heart, bros
I can clearly see down Wren's top.
Which blonde girl is this one? They all look the same
>>15315756The cheerleader
Where is Tatum Paxley?
We love Big Booty Wren! Don't we?
>>15315756white people don't have face blindness for other white people
KEK
>Holy HellDoes Vic post here?
Kek
>>15315751No, I think that was an issue with the streams.
based
poor little deaf boy
>>15315764when i was watching twin peaks with my white zoomie gf she had troubling telling the males apart bc 'they all look the same'
BASED WREN
SOMEBODY CAP THAT LUCA FINNER
Based retard match
>>15315761Probably challenging Kelani at Great American Bash
kek
Will Shawn allow men to attack women or women are the only ones allowed to attack men?
Frazer is a hypocrite
WREN CHADS!
NQCC getting bullied by women
based hank and tank taking tyler bate out for the rest of the year
It's funny how NXT is the only show that cares about WWE Speed.
Dempsey hasn't aged a day since Chairman of the Board
We are only one hour in
dempsey does a great job of looking dead inside
>>15315767If Vic does post here he needs to sneak a /pw/ code phrase into commentary. Something subtle like "I want lash legend to chew on this candy and then spit it into my mouth"
Kendal Grey suplex her way into my heart too
so we all agree the endgame of this story is a charlie dempsey/wren marriage angle correct
>>15315790i bet its spelled B-O-R-E-D!
Tank looks more like Taz's son than Taz's actual son
is axiom from gibraltor?
Axiom should drop nathan and tag with string bean instead
>BREAKING: @SolRucaWWE & @karmen_wwe will take on @lashlegendwwe & @JakaraWWE in tag team action TONIGHT on #WWENXT
HBK must gave done ungodly amounts of drugs for his birthday yesterday
>>15315793he should say erm I love roxanne
Should I get Shake Shack or Smashburger?
>>15315797>yandere blackmails you into marrying heryou son of a bitch im in
>>15315801I think he's billed from Madrid
>>15315805welp....
>>15315798If it's got Carrot Top in it, do you know what a good name for it would be? Box Office Poison.
>>15315793>g-guess it's my lucky day...
>>15315801he is from Madrid afaik
>>15315797There better be a live sex celebration included in this.
>>15315799Hook looks like some underwear model trying to cosplay as an anime character
>>15315814
>>15315798>
>toilet paper advertisementswhy don't "going green" fags ever push for bidets to replace toilet paper to save the forests
>>15315817>>15315812he has a sort of english refinement to his speech which is why i asked
>dark Chase U
>>15315831and let europe win? never!
>Wolfpac Chase U
I want to fuck Thea and I want to fuck Kelly Kincaid.
>evil chase u
i hate ridge holland
>>15315832Europeans are all a little inbred after all
>green screen intervieware there no pipes and drape?
Live
>>15315832Oh, he has a "british" accent because most spaniards are taught english by britbongs
Kelly's def preggo
Is Chase U a real school in the US?
>>15315848grim
>I also see a murderous psychopath in Ridge and that speaks to me
>>15315808Shake Shack is overpriced and overrated
Is kelly kincaid preggers?
Nice cleavage Kelly
>>15315849checks out
>>15315850My wife would never cheat on me, stop spreading lied about her
not gonna lie I love Thea but I'm really hating this vocal fry shit
>I let him inH-Howdybros...?
thea finally went on medication
>>15315856She's been eating all of Stevie's food.
>I know Kelly I'm only 20>You pregnant slagwhoa whoa whoa
>>15315863it's a foid epidemic
if Thea loses I'll join Joe Biden in dead.
WHOOP DAT TRICKWHOOP DAT TRICKWHOOP DAT TRICK
AW YEAH MAN
>>15315863I agree, she's better than this.
Wait did Booker train Trick?
>>15315863her voice is getting lower. she is going through a growth spurt
i love roxanne
>>15315866Steady doses of penis-cillin from Ridge.
Cedric has a theme?
The horns at the start of Trick's theme are the most hype thing I've ever heard. They make me feel like I'm about to see a living legend. I can't wait to see Trick main event WrestleMania someday.
>>15315864Bo Dallas should return to NXT for one show with his old Bolieve gimmick with no explanation.
>>15315877Not directly but Trick wrestled in his fed in Houston
When did Cedric get a DIMES theme!?
>>15315880>"Here, Thea. This'll help you add bulk."
>>15315886agreed. i dont care for many of the nog performers but trick is over with me
oh yeah, wtf is Damian Priest Live? is it like Saturday Night Live? alsoALL RISE
>Countdown to SummerSlam - 4:00>SummerSlam - 7:00Are they really doing a 3 hour pre show?
quite happy to see ashante and cedric on tv. they are talented enough for it.
>>15315898afraid so
>>15315898somewhere you gotta be, mister fancypants?
>>15315887This would only work if it was against Joe Hendry
>>15315887Based fellow Boliever
>>153158988 day long preshow
Based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkv_rmuKPcw&pp=ygUfY2VkcmljIGFsZXhhbmRlciB2cyBtdXN0YWZhIGFsaQ%3D%3D
>>15315897I'm assuming it's like a meet-and-greet/Q&A?
gigabased running STO on the apron.
>>15315897No, it's more like Joe Pera Talks With You. Damian walks out, takes a seat next to a ficus and begins explaining how quarterly taxes work for freelance contractors. Rhea is joining him to discuss how it works for foreign employees that may or may not have a full-time residence in the US. There's a break for coffee and a light fruit platter--but you have to share with a few hundred other people so limit yourself to two pieces.
kek i read that as>SIMONE IS BLACK
who's this fat ugly bitch in the prime commercials?
>>15315923Based, like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8xphl-CyvU
>>15315928Megan Thee Stallion?
USA will be broadcasting the Olympics in 4K and Dolby vision. I hope that next year when Raw goes to Netflix, USA can step it up with Smackdown and 4K can become the standard.
>when the tomboy won't stop bullying you
IT BEGINS AGAIN>>15315923Honestly, with that voice of his, I'd unironically wanna listen to that
>>15315933I HATE APPLES
>>153159364K camaras are expensive as shit I doubt WWE would buy those
I want her to shit my cum into her diapers
ashante is much better than cedric thats my takeaway from this episode
Cedric's blerd ass Black Panther gear is so embarrassing
>>15315886I saw him win the NA championship live and I knew he was going to be a star right then and there.
I need Trick to do a Spinnerooney at least once.
>>15315938I just realized Dempsey looks like he belongs on the Metal Slug character select screen
>>15315955you should toilet train her honestly
>>15315965i was at stand and deliver and mania and his entrance aura is only rivaled by cody and roman
>>15315970kek
>>15315953They were using an 8K camera on entrances a couple of years ago
cedric alexanders moveset is just every "cool" move. its kind of Gay
tes
Cedric >>> Trick simple as
>Pete DunneThe absolute state of these brit bongs
>pete duneFuck off
ffs send him back to the main roster
>>15315971I'll train her to be my toilet
Fuck off Pete
>>15315988cedric shoot wrestles, and promos like a complete autist
they're just putting Pete Dunne everywhere
OH SHIT BIGOT BUTCH IS BACK!!!
Why is Pete DUNNE wearing Yeezys? is he antisimetic?
>>15315993you'll still have to seem him weekly
>>15315955is this willow nightingale?
>stomping out a nigga while wearing yeezy 350sbased dunne
Stevie vs Stone is unironically my favorite feud right now
stevie booba
Stevie looking real slammable right now
After tonight's matches it's safe to say that Ashante is the michaels and Cedric is the jannetty
roided pete dunne is committing hate crimes again
My sister in law looks like Stevie
Stevie boobas yum
robbie tho
LETS GO
whats the endgame of the stevie/stone story
Sol and Karmen teaming up is how I know HBK can see my wet dreams.
>Paul Heyman legends episodeCool
Stevie Turner should be presenting a kids showshe has that kind of voice
is that katana a shoot or a work
IS THAT A HECKIN KATANA
>>15316023A romcom kiss
time for takeout
>>15316028>>15316029it's their answer to hologram
>Sol and Karmenstg I have to eat five pounds of oysters before every nxt
>>15316034She's built for fucking
imagine the smell lads
>fat single mom burying her kids and putting over amazon
>AEW blood and guts commercialFuck off Tiny
>>15316034midriffbros we are so back
>>15316046He's getting desperate for that milly.
Kek who are these new girls
>>15316038imagine sol and karmen doing a double stinkface
Fucking kek Ashante
NEW ASIAN???????????
when did we get a new asian
KELANI LOVE
kek based Ashante
lmao
Ashante is based as fuck
kek ashante lmao
BBC gets the last laugh
>>15316069fuck, nevermind
Was Top Dolla the janetty?
should sol ruca dye her hair purple and start calling everyone else shoobies?
That girl is an ABA. You can just tell
YELLOW FEVER ACTIVATED
>>15316086yes
I need a segment of Lexis and Ashante seeing who can pick up the most women
>>15316088Which Pretty Deadly elf fucks her again? The blonde of the brunette
COOOOOOOOOOOM
>>15316085Seems to be B-Fab. Top Dolla at least gets used in TNA. Very rare NXT occurrence for a woman to be the jannetty.
>>15316085Top Dolla had a pretty fun match at Slammiversary against PCO. I mean I wouldn't say he's a great wrestler but he has his strengths and put on probably the most fun match of the night.
>>15316087ABA?
>>15316087she looks like Awkwafina
>>15316085no, swerve is dogshit
>>15316088she's starting to look like that female "comedian" who Ziggler fucked
>>15316106American Born Asian
>>15316097Brunette. Blond fucks Kelly Kincaid.
are we team hylians or team gerudo?
HOLY FUCK LASH'S TITTIES WERE ABOUT TO POP OUT
me right now
>>15316113Cool, reverse color coded
Which one is the asian bitsh
>>15316111Amy Schumer gross
>>15316104Her and SP are kind of floundering without Bobbo
who was the chinese woman
>>15316116do the gerudo have horsecocks?
>>15316111I keep forgetting that Ziggler is a fat chick thriller.
>>15316129idk i wasnt watching the match but afaik none these bitches asian
BEEG CHOCOLATE BOOBA
>sol and karmen become the mcmg of women tag teamsdimes
Goddamn Lash's milkers were just shaking all over
>>15316088Miss piggy
Karmenbros...
lash's body is honestly unreal
KWAB
based rule63 bignig
Based Lash.
lash is a whole lotta woman
>>15316129wendy choo
imagine Lash Legend dominating you and milking you dry
HBK on screen bois
MICHAELS SPOTTED
poor Shawn dealing with these angry zoomers
is that sasha banks? lmao she looks identical
roxanne having a meltdown
the one with red hair looks like that 4'8" mattress actress i used to blast off to all the time
>>15316152fuck i wasn't watching, wendy showed up? she still a sleep demon or has she woke up?
Shawn's about to give Roxanne a spanking.
>>15316157tyler bate is a lucky man
>>15316164Wasn't Wendy Choo
so who's in charge? Ava or hbk?
>ava runs nxt>no actually hbk runs nxt>actually turner and stone run nxt
I would coom hands free if I saw Lash in real life
https://x.com/WWE/status/1815921006642422047
>>15316171HBK is the boss. Ava is middle management
>>15316153She's the type of black chick that would force you to fuck her raw, cum inside her without ever pulling out, and never letting anything leak out in the afterglow.
>>15316171same relationship between aldis/pearce and HHH
Mystery asian girl
>>15316171Ava of course!
>>15316171Ava handles talent relationships, Shawn handles the show itselfLike a director and a cinematographer
>>15316171>>15316175Is Ava sick or something? Ordinarily they'd be bitching to her about this stuff
imagine shitting your pants on the day of your daughters wedding
Booker having a good time
>>15316183What gigadimes gimmick will she have?
>>15316183She has been in Chase U skits for a while, I don't think she's been on level up though
SAVE HIS NAME
>>15316183I saw her too, she's fucking hot
kek I saw that Hendry Booker video
>>15316192hnk wants to dip his toes into the uhhhh wrestling biz
>>15316007Pete dimeless was getting heat??? Shawn the GOAT did it again.
JOE WAS ROBBED
>>15316197she uses Raiden's moveset from MK
>>15316086
Booker absolutely SEETHING right now
someone make next
kek they showed the niglets
joe hendry is an international phenomenon. he's pokemon
I saw SlammivesaryHendry was pretty fun
>>15316183I think she's one of the fitness girls they brought in for tryouts awhile back
>how to kill your gimmick
I remember this dude having a fallaway slam as a finisher which i thought was based. I assume he changed it though, what is it now?
>Joe Hendry in ring concertOh dear
>>15316224give him a 1 to 10 rating
NEW>>15316235>>15316235>>15316235
>Phallus
A-Are they speaking English
>Joe Hendry had a match with Elias over the weekend saying he got his jobWe're doing it joebros
based big concert joe
>JH in ring concert on NXTBi-zased
why is WWE doing a five minute vtr for a TNA wrestlerwhat's the endgame here?
this angle sounds like a motivational speaker decided to pick up pro wrestling to expand his reach
>>15316231A Showstopper Chokeslam
>>15316231a fall-to slam
>>15316247making sure people get to know his character beyond the theme song. you gotta protect your investment and it is pretty obvious Joey boy here will join WWE the moment his TNA contract runs up.
Really hope they're going with a Hendry-Cult angle. Could be dimes.
