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steve austin was raped in the stone-cold winter of 2001 by Kurt Angle.

>be cold stone steve bitchin
>always bitchin
>refuse to work with Jarrett, says he bullied me in the past
>refuse to work with Billy Gunn
>bigger star Rock works with Billy, makes him famous with 1 promo

>HHH's push starts
>refuse to put over HHH at SS99
>Bigger star Rock puts HHH over
>Haitch doesn't forget
>Steve bitchin never wins a PPV match against HHH ever after
>get buried by HHH at No Mercy 99
>get buried by HHH at No Way Out 2001

>fall 1999
>Build to Survivor Series triple threat match
>steve threw bitchfits backstage when Rock cut this promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xooDGCgrziQ
>Rock was gonna win Rumble 2000 and WWF title from austin
>after losing the championship to Rock at WM, steve would go for surgery
>BUT after this promo steve decided not to put Rocky over at WM2000 and go for surgery early

>2000
>record profits with austinetty gone
>ratings decline when austinetty returns
>refuse to work with Eddie, says he's too small
>refuse to put over Benoit

>2002
>bigger star Rock works with Hogan
>steve bitchtits works with drunk Hall
>booked to job to Hall at WMX8
>cry like a bitch, get result changed

>First ever Roster Split Draft in 2002
>bigger star Rock the overall no.1 pick
>steve throws a fit and walks out

>return to RAW
>finally agree to work with Eddie
>Eddie embarrasses him in the build
>booked to put over Brock as a part of Eddie program
>walk out like a bitch
>bigger star Rock comes to rescue and puts Eddie and Brock over

>beat Debra
>get jailed

>2003
>program with bigger star Rock
>gets his wifebeating ass carried throughout the program and the match
>leave again when asked to work with Goldberg

>late 2003
>return as sheriff
>wear a kiddie badge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuNAYdcgRcc
>ratings decline even more
>kek what a sheriff badge wearing baldheaded wifebeater SELF-MARK bitch

>2011
>third wheel referee in a Michael Cole match at WM27 KWAB
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Remember when Kurt Angle kidnapped steve austin?
Simpcuck steve was blindfolded and raped by Olympic Hero Kurt Angle in the stone-cold winter of 2001.
>oh it's true
WHAT?
>it's damn true
WHAT?
>Based stone cold
WHAT?
>offering his ass to Angle
WHAT?
>helping him get over
WHAT?
>over on top of steve
WHAT?
>pushing his olympic sized
WHAT?
>pittsburgh penis
WHAT?
>pittsburgh penis up steve's redneck ass
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Why did steve never main event a PPV again after Hogan came back?

>No Way Out 2002
His last main event, jobbing to Jericho. Hogan returned here.
>Wrestlemania X8
Wrestling Hogan's jannetties in the midcard
>Backlash 2002
jobbed to the Undercarder, meanwhile based HoGOAT won the belt from Haitch
>Judgement Day 2002
literally wrestling Big Show and Ric Flair in a midcard handicap match. HoGOAT in the main event.
>Stevetty then took his ball home for a period of time
>No Way Out 2003
Came back to a lot of hype, wrestled some GM in the midcard whilst Rock and HoGOAT took the main event
>Wrestlemania XIX
jobbed to Rock in the midcard
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Austcuck can't recover kek
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>Simpcuck Steve cuts a promo on Johnny B Badd
>When a man like you, gets too close to a man like me..
>you'd probably lean over and kiss me!
>Wouldn't you? Johnny?

Why was Simpcuck Steve such a Stunning and Brave gay in 1994?
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Simpcuck steve was raped by the American Hero Hacksaw Jim Duggan in the Fall of 1994

>Hacksaw Jim Duggan pinned steve austin in 3.16 seconds
>That's how the 3:16 line was born
>Austin 3:16 says Hacksaw just raped my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcPC3GQ2cX8
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>>15319241
Austin with flowing golden hair looks so weird.
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>>15319295
>steve went from being an ugly balding bitch
>to being an ugly bald bitch
kek what an ugly bitch
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>>15319470
also a big gay bitch kek
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Based simp cuck poster
Nash was raped too btw just thought y'all like to know
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DeanGOD is finna bases
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failed meme
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ya gotta love the carterster, ya just gotta
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Simp Cuck R Austin
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This meme is making NO WAVES LMAO. you waste your whole life on this, WE have you beat. LMAO
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Is the promo



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