TONIGHT from Nashville, Tennessee>"The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho(c) vs Minoru Suzuki for the FTW Championship>We hear from the new AEW International Champion MJF after his 5.75* match vs Will Ospreay last week>Hikaru Shida vs Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.>The debut of "The Glamour" Mariah May>The Elite(Kazuchika Okada, Young Bucks, Adam Page, & Jack Perry) vs Team AEW(Darby Allin, Mark Briscoe, The Acclaimed, & Swerve Strickland) in BLOOD & GUTS!
>>15323474But Mariah May has been on tv for months?
>>15323474
Hikaru "I need that woman's dumptruck ass to isekai me" Shida
Shida SEEEEEXXXXXOOOOOO
>>15323474CM Punk won
Vince is booking this election
>>15323474>Gamethread #6 OP FUCKED UP!
>>15323521Worked
It's good having Shida back regularly WrestlingHow long was she gone for? Like 6 months or something?
>>15323474Tiny has some massive balls putting himself in front of cameras with how ugly and goofy looking he is.... 'ate aew but props to him kek
>>15323474Shida is gassed as fucked, Omega dumping her for his Blow-Up doll, really ruined her career.
>>15323517BASED
>>15323531yam bag jones over here
This match is better than there world title match
>>15323540Reminder that Punk himself posted all of these
what a delightful skip that was
>Skeleton bitch Britt getting less cheers than Shidalol come on Tony push joshis
>>15323540admire the commitment to the bit
>>15323551Brit seriously leveled up
>>15323558At least most of themHe's got nothing better to do
Mercedes YUMMAY
Britt's fucking terrible.
>>15323551that match was terrible and full of botches what the hell did you watch?
>>15323540lmao no way an obvious falseflsg still works y'all?
britt v shida in an i eat their toilet paper match
death takes and shida schizo
This bitch gets the mic every week. She's trash
Who's this knock off Delta?
I haven't been following AEW does that bitch legit have piped in CEO chants as part of her theme?
>SEE HER HOLESEE HER HOLE>SEE HER HOLESEE HER HOLE
BASED ANOTHER MUSCLE MOMMY
Is it true they booked Okada as a Sasha simp?
fucking finally.Not even a fan but this poor lady has just been sitting around.
ITS MEGAN BAYNE
based mercedes needed this 2bh
Kamille pilot of the Zeta Gundam
I want Kamille to SHIT on my FACE
Damn this bitch can snoo snoo me any day
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
Hayter vs Kamille finna be wild
camille MILKERS
I WANNA CUM IN KAMILE
>>15323603go listen to a liv promo
SEETHE E O
C E HOE! C E HOE C E HOE!
IT'S THE PROBLEM MARINA SHA- IT'S KAMILLEKAMILLE IS HERE NOW THAT HE'S DONE PILOTING GUNDAMS TO KILL BRITT BAKERGOD DAMN IT SOMEONE STOP THAT NEWTYPE SACK OF SHIT
Finally
DENTIST DOWWWWWN
literally who
Kamille mmmmm
This should have been Megan baka
>>15323611>Rhea>Jade>KamilleWe eatin good, Snu Snu Chads.
KAMILLE
LOL MERCEDES WEARING HEELS SO THE GIRL WHO LITERALLY ONLY HAS THE FACT SHE'S SLIGHTLY TALL IS THE SAME HEIGHT AS HER. KAMILLE FUCKING BURIED ALREADY.
Kamille will dethrone Sasha
>Kamile
Britt / Jamie versus CEO & Snu Snu
>mercedes vs brittjamie vs kamille of course
Mone got a heater
mmmm i like this camille lady
Is this to bring Hayter back?
Poor Kamille now has to play the role of Bayley
>>15323543Based Yam bag Jones poster
>>15323655Ass
>>15323536Wasn't she just streaming during her entire time off?Might explain the weight gain
>>15323655pics like this finna give Thunder Rosa a run for her money
I love my dommy mommy
botch so unoriginal and had to bite off liv
>>15323540>>15323558>>15323580>>15323595Where's the lie tho?
>>15323622She's going to use her new type autism powers to kill Britt the turn into a vegetable!
>>15323647She still mogged Sasha
>>15323661trip is off kumquat
that's how you do a random run in / sneak attack. No one saw that fucking coming.
>>15323645Don't forget Statlander
>>15323661Zamn.How big is this dude's dick?
I love how none of the announcers knew her name. THATS UHHH THE NO UHHHH
Shida is literally just happy she gets to go home and stream the next Yakuza game she hasnt played, drink scotch and eat delivery food
>>15323665>pics like this finna give Thunder Rosa a run for her moneyRosa posted a pic and an anon zoomed in and you could see warts around her private parts and I've been disgusted ever since
>>15323675>trip is off Kum---AACCKKK
I will in fact goon to Kamille Brickhouse
>>15323682they know they're just horrible fucking actors
>holding all 3 beltsBASED
>Cage not making Dynamite 3 hours cause he won the Trios belt
>>15323642>>15323655The idea of my shooting my Short King genetics into her amazon womb and destroying her strong genetic lineage forever makes me hard af bros
Kip's back and no one even knows his name
>>15323688i want him to peepee poopoo stradling my face gagnam style
Based Nick
>>15323689What a healthy and heterosexual thing to remark
YUNG BUSSIN WE LOVE YOU
Random Kip sighting!
>>15323688is that the girl who played triple h in that uptomyknees video?
Based Kip finally made it!
Jesus
Nick has like 3 matches in aew when he should be wrestling weekly
>>15323607Yes but part of the crowd actually cheers it. She seems to be leaded towards a hell run.
>>15323687kek I saved the pic of the zoomed in area from that thread and am still intrigued by her lmao
Based Young Bussin.
Pacbros we just need a fookin win
kek owned
>That was KipGrim, couldn't even tell
Who's dick does Kip Sabian suck to not be released yet? Guy shows up twice a year and he fucking sucks
>>15323580Kek. Hey, I'm sure he's helping the girls as much as he can at the PC. Lol.
My nigga Nick lookin like a bussin pizza influencer
outrunners should be jobbing over these fags
I miss the bear gimmick
The boulder has put on a few pounds
Iron Savages were dimes when they were Bear Country. Now they’re jobber retards
boulder is due
>>15323726he's happy to have a by appearance tier contract.
>>15323726he's a brit bong, and you need those in supply for wembley
>hey, why do i keep seeing you here?>i uhh... work here. we work together.
since when did the Royal Rampage winner get a world title shot? in the past it was a tnt shot
>>15323736All muscle
>>15323735Bro he came out as gay literally
Otis at home
>>15323748HOTSHOT
Little Orphan Pip trying to grow up
i miss christian already bros..
>>15323737Yeah, Bear Country was fantastic during the Dark era. The rebrand is horrible.
>>15323750That’s the other one
This gimmick should have gotten these guys signed
>>15323753Milo & Otis?
This is the big match for the 6oclock hour?
>>15323753STEAKS AND WEIGHTS BABYI miss Heavy Machinary
Its caseoh
There's actually zero heat to this match holy fuck
>>15323586Yeah. Body for porn.Face for radio.
DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON THE PAC
>>15323713Nah but it does look like her>Wrestling isn't Wrestling was 10 years agoAnd now Max is canceled as fuck and can't even stick his head outside
>>15323750Bisexual chud
>>15323764dimes
>>15323764I miss Dark so damn much. They were only around in like 2 matches at most, but left such an impression.
So is pac not getting the title shot at All In?
wait this match fucking rules wtf?
Darby almost called him the word.
lol swerve getting bitched out fucking again.
already establishing that they'll job due to conflicting pasts.
Nobody trusts nobody
>>15323786AEW died when they killed off Dark.
Swerve vs Darby at Wrestledream
>>15323764Corona-era Dark was kino
>>15323688She looks like she burns coal.
Darby has the N word pass guys
>>15323789kek
I wish Swerve wouldn't mutter during his promos
>>15323792
briscoe bro is based
Based Briscoe playing peacekeeper
>>15323474You are all faggots and retards and AEW sucks
>>15323802>>15323802>>15323802NEW THREAD
>>15323801His name is literally lil nigga
>>15323801did he inherit that from Sting as well?
Fuck this bitch
the elite tried literally entirely zero times to divide or conquer, this can they coexist thing just started in this exact segment and it's literally entirely the babyfaces own doing. Wrestling is so trash.
>>15323796Run it back on Max
Glamorous
>>15323801Who do you think named him Lil nigga?
Swerve NiggaLil NiggaChicken NiggaGay NiggaCloseted Gay NiggaPrince Nigga
I cannot tell who wins the main event, tons of stories built up to it and that can come from it. I want AEW to win, but I don't really care either way. Lord, protect Darby. Mariah is over with me
>the bloody heelkino
>>15323813
>>15323813Thanks!
Briscoe is the blackest man in that room
Jesus how big are Darbys boots
This jobber looks dog rough
finna goon to mariah
this girls top is working for me.
this enhancement talent is not a looker
This jobber is a trap to flush out babysitter anon once and for all
>>15323813Earlyniggers get the rope
Mariah has a wicked good drop kick
>>15323816Chin up Toni-frog
Mariah finally dyed her roots? About time
Mariah May is one of the best signings AEW has ever made
The signs were all there that she's evil
mariah kinda got that mandy rose aura
Jobber girl is in that weird fugly but fuckable zone
Mariah got the squishies looking good
This jobber sold me a burrito earlier
>>15323824>ultra, mega nigga?! no! shh! he is legend...
>>15323824>swerve niggathat’s nigga nigga
Caitlyn Alexis is a lil cutie
Mariah is pretty dimeless without Toni
Mariah is made for lesbian kisses
>>15323848Kek she wishes
How small is the jobber girl? Looks like she's 90 lbs tops
>>15323852It had my shit in it breh
>>15323856>no mystery niggaclassic tony booking
Mariah is the highest quality slag
Kek poor jobber didn't even get her name on the bottom of the screen
God I wish that was me
>>15323824>chicken niggaPop
>>15323852a fatass like you can't make due with less than 10 burritos at a time
just imagine you got you nose broken by Mariah's ass, that would suck
>>15323860fuck off dumb simp
Man I understand why Mariah wanted to emulate Toni too. She has managed to keep her good looks desptite aging 20 years past a womans usual sexual prime. Its hard to find good women like that if you arent a babysitter or theres no Chuck .E Cheese in your area l9ike I have been twice blessed with
TONI :D
>>15323874no u
kek what a white hot feud
>Right out of a quentin tarantino movie>Wearing shoes
CINEMA
>>15323873It would actually suck.You'd smell the cocoa butter first.
>>15323875why are incels obssessed with women's 'sexual primes'?
didn't understand a word of that, toni
I haven't seen acting like Toni's since I fired up a Lady Fyre video
Bros, is Toni going to die?
>>15323873Hah imagine instead of your nose its your dick she breaks with her ass, that would be weird
That was a better brawl than some of the dudes
>>15323882Rookie mistake, lol.
>>15323875Thanks for your in depth ANALysis, Babysitter bro
>>15323888>are you ready to die? cause I am
ffs i thought vicky showed up again for a second
Huh apparently the jobber was on Dark two years ago
>>15323875Of course I say her name and she appears with a disguse that was barely containing that overwhemling sexual energy like the hottest girl in the 3rd grade
Didn't know Malenko had such a kino voice
kino
NEW THREAD!!!! ->>>15323802>>15323802>>15323802
>Narrated by Dean MalenkoThought this premise sounded shaky
She is prepared to die, holy shit guys wtf
Toni has that advanced vocal fry
VHS bros, it's our time
Toni looks unrecognizable
>>15323847Bet this got hundreds of Salarymen horny af
>>15323900>Kaitlandnevermind.
>>15323900it still hurts
>>15323887>Calls out being an incel for mentioning sexual primes>Ignores obviously pedophiliaWell I think we all learned something her today folks
VHS aesthetic is pure kino
Time for Cardboad and Crashpads
>>15323860Mandy was horrible in the ring and got demoted to the undercard without ever winning anything of merit or being in any feud of note. She threw it away for nothing. Mariah isn't the second coming, and she hasn't won anything yet. However, she's been more impactful on a higher stage than Mandy ever was.
Pouring some liquor for this one
BASEDgoat
>>15323919>we all learned something her todayGMS
>This is a match that can end careersyeah because tony will get bored with at least one of the wrestlers after this match lmao
WE LOVE YOU GOAT
The first women's Blood and Guts will suck because Bunny isn't in it
Give us Darby first cowards!!
>>15323921Time for daddy mouth to touch the no no spot?
Jack Perry needs to gain height
>>15323928Google Mobile Servies?
>>15323936He'd kill himself within the first 5 minutes
Charisma Vaccume Perry
CM Punk chants. Now, do they just want to get a reaction from them or are there actual CM punk fans that go to current AEW shows and want to hate on Jack and Bucks?
I genuinely fear for Our Lil Nigga's life, tonight bros.
>cm punk chantslol
>>15323929who is this cute brown girl?
Did Jungle JackOff play a lot of Hotline Miami while suspended?
>>15323954that's a man
Need Okada to blade tonight
>>15323949Ya know the funny thing is Punk chants have been steady as long as he isnt wrestling for ;like 10 years now. He still isnt wrestling too
CREEPS AND LIARS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
Creeps and Liars status?
RheaJadeMegan BayneKamilleStrap on match. My prostate.
based jack
Speaking of semen spunk. Wouldn't it be funny if he immediately got injured again in his match against drew?
>tack skateboardwe fucking eating
MY LIL NIGGA
PLEASE DON'T DIE DARBY
THIS IS ALREADY BASED
LILNIGGAAAAA
IT'S TIME
>>15323954Nigora of Holocrypts
Im afraid Darby is gonna do something very stupid tonight
lil nigga about to kill himself for real this time bros..
>>15323981Hope he gives Jack the same spot he gave Ricky Starks that tore up his back
>>15323983
>>15323980>Speaking of semen spunk. Wouldn't it be funny if he immediately got injured again in his match against drew?It would actually be funny if you spammed something that was entertaining. Just for a change of pace.
>>15323983lil nigga here for a good time not a long time
>>15323973Once he has to start wrestling in WWE it'll go downhill unless they make him win and be very part time outside of interfering. It's dire for him in terms of in ring time these days.
They might need a smaller cage next timeOl Mark Briscoe is the biggest man there
based camera man getting the mom's foot shots
>>15323995ok this popped me
>>15323992the mark moves and botches are why I watch aew
>>15323995fucking kek
>>15323995kek that how it do
I can’t believe this is Darby’s first Blood & Guts. He’s the most obvious guy on the roster to be in one besides Mox.
>SO BRIAN, THEY'RE DOING BLOOD AND FUCKIN' GUTS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THESE STUPID, IDIOT MOTHERFUCKERS DO?>THEY DON'T EVEN GET INSIDE THE CAGE AND FOUGHT OFF AND WENT TO THE FLOOR
>>15324004>Stiff breeze injures child molester phil>Darby coffin drops into giant blenders and walks out of the wreckage
it's they dont actually start in the ring, that would have been a boring three minutes
>perry vs darbybring out the glass
>>15323995Based Darbz going over death clean as a whistle every time
They're gonna hand little nigga at the top of the cage
Need Darby vs Despy at that January show
>>15324014he has mostly just been attached to sting and bigger stables were usually in blood and guts, and also anarchy and stadium stampede
>>15323949are there really chants? LMAOare they loud? Usually AEW fans are pussies and would never want to "intterupt" their dogshit shows like this
>>15324023real glass?
that was based
>>15324018>Can you belive that "Sips sptie">And also Trump is a dumb mother fucker>I hate him as much as I hate Kenny Olivia for not doing my ninja turtles memorial mudshow>God my PUSSY hurts
>>15324020its good*
Jack Perry is fucking over with me
>>15323517kek he was right
This is already super kino bros
WE LOVE OUR EVPS
Just dropping the belt on the groundBret Hart got a headache and doesn't know why
>>15324014>>15324028Yup, he's done more stadium wide stuff along with Sting in these bigger TV specials and PPVs. Eddie and Darby teaming in a Blood and Guts is going to be the peak of the format.
>>15324026if they hang him i will remember you anon
This is looking to be the most kino Blood and Guts yet bros... we know Hanger is gonna go mental
>no cages because last time they couldn't unlock one and dude just went thru the barskek
Lil Nigga pls dont die :(
>>15324025Cute kot.
calling a double turn - bucks buy off swerve and hangman turns on the elite
Darby is getting Nashed tonight
>>15324029Very briefly on the TBS feed could you hear CM Punk as they went for commercial. Otherwise you'd never know. You'd have to be paying full attention.
lil nigga sacrifices himself for our entertainment
Fuckers early with the countdown
>>15324064darby would do wall jumps in the alleyway and get to a rooftop
>>15324063throw "both refs get knocked out" for the final and you got me
>>15324066There's no one on hardcam side, just the floor. They kinda panned to it just a minute ago
>>15324063Wouldnt mind it fuck the DEI champ
>>15324019It's been a joy to watch it unfold thus far
He has already nearly died 4 times and we're only like 10 mins into the match
>>15324081Just say the n word chud
>>15324081I honestly don't mind him, though I think he needed a few more years to get the indie stink off, but he clearly works better as a heel and they have to turn hangman face at some point as he is still 100% in the right
>>15324048>>15324048
>>15324076I'm watching it on TBS via Comcast, and I heard CM Punk as they went to commercial. Then I made the initial comment in the thread. No clue where the mics are set up for the feed but it was clearly heard.
>>15324048>>15324048>>15324048>>15324048NEEEEEEEEEW
>>15323540kek based
