TONIGHT from Nashville, Tennessee>"The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho(c) vs Minoru Suzuki for the FTW Championship>We hear from the new AEW International Champion MJF after his 5.75* match vs Will Ospreay last week>Hikaru Shida vs Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.>The debut of "The Glamour" Mariah May>The Elite(Kazuchika Okada, Young Bucks, Adam Page, & Jack Perry) vs Team AEW(Darby Allin, Mark Briscoe, The Acclaimed, & Swerve Strickland) in BLOOD & GUTS!
>>153240481st for my lil nigga
>>15324048CM Punk won
>>15324061>CM Punk won
>>15324061He sure did
>>15324093How much Diva pussy did Poonk slay back in the day?
mark briscoes got a gun
>>15324104yes
based briscoe
DEM BOYZ
REACH FO THE SKY
>>15324108Does he really?
>>15324104Depends you shouldnt count him sitting in the corner watching Bobbo fuck them
How long does it take to learn Chicken Kung Fu?
Mark is eternally over just like Darby and Eddie. Gotta love it.
>>15324108on loan from ftr hairsdfg
>>15324108And what did his daddy do?
>>15324115yep it's a watergun that sprays japanese mist
WHATS IN THE BOX
mark and darby gonna try to one up each other this will be pure chaos
>30 mins leftstill no brush girl. yall slippin
>>1532411930 years or 18 weeks for 30 dollars a session
Who is getting injured tonight?Also, why have all your championships do this match right before your biggest PPV of the year?
Thumb tack Reebok's or exploding barbed wire Reebok's in the box?
>what's in the casesome kind of shoe gimmick as usual
2 CASES?!2 SCOOPS?!
>>15324120Dem Boyz should have been early on AEW Tag champs but you know...bullshit politics
>>15324133good morning sar
>>15324104you tell me
Moxley should come out, hit Paradigm Shifts to a member of each team, randomly bleed like crazy and then leave
>>15324124sneakers with thumbtacks, probably
those cases better have hulk hands in them
>>15324125Mark undoubtedly would bow out to Darby in terms of going to the extreme. He'd do some sort of Redkneck prayer over Darby then bow out and let Darby go at it. Mark would then power up and be inspired.
a belts a belt, but a box could be anything! it could even be a belt!
>thread dead af for B&GGrimmaxxed.
Will Caster rap?
PLEASE DONT DIE LIL NIGGA THERE ARE STILL MOUNTAINS TO CLIMB
Very interesting indeed
>>15324168
The second I feel like Darby is about to fall onto something dangerous I'm tuning out
>>15324166Hope so
>>15324168They knew EXACTLY what they were doing and Caster is also one of the biggest Nash posters on the board
die darby die
Is Max Caster's new tache dimes y/y?
Sheeeeeeee333sh
Okada is gonna come out last, wrestles in his regular gear and avoids getting a single drop of blood on him.
if mark ever tagged with someone again it would have to be lil nigga
He should cut his hair
Mark and Darby teaming up is fantastic.
BASED BOWENS
>>15324166I hope not, this is serious business. But then again, this is AEW.
>>15324168is it true?
THIS SHIT IS POPPIN OFF HOLY FUCK
I reckon Hangman actually kill a mother fucker
>>15324168I love him so much.
>mutilation fetish matchyeah I don't think this sloppy shop is for me brothers....
>split scissorsThat's the most based "gruesome" spot since Randy sticking a screwdriver in Jeff's earlobes.
GOOOONKADAAAAAAA
no blood at all
Bowens is fucking great man. I cant believe I slept on the Acclaimed way back when I saw them on Dark
bowens single run when
Say what you want about Kazu but he is still over as FUCK
BUSINESS IS PICKING UP
>>15324181Max is corpsing like a mf, def lost his shit after this
>the bitchmaker
>Selling for the street sign
crazy how last year we had ibushi in it and this year we have okada
scissors are dumb, you know nothing is really going to happen with them unless darby loses an earlobe
>>15324207max has gotten a little stale, bowens has a lot of potential though
>>15324207Remember when Caster would start kissing his opponents hand after he pinned them?
OKODY!
How much you wanna bet Hangman doesn't show up for his entrance?
>>15324217That was the Yakuza street fight homie
>>15324217And now Ibushi is dead, due to turboautism.:(
>We want tablesI miss the pandemic empty arenas so much
>>15324207He's a fantastic hand, no homo. Acclaimed are underrated for how much they elevate AEW.
i swerve when i drive on rainmaker drive
>>15324223Page will show up, but the name will be Diamond Dallas Page!
>>15324227he was also in blood and guts but I don't blame you for forgetting. he fucking sucked
>>15324207I miss being able to root for jobbers on Dark. If you could escape the void of AEW Dark, you were over as fuck.
>>15324238>BANG!!!!!!!!!
>>15324233honestly most of the create a pro wrestlers have brought something to the table, mjf, statlander, the acclaimed, even mark sterling
AND AAAAALL MY LIFEI PRAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU
>>15324223>Where is hangman?>Cuts to camera in the back>He's lynching Swerve How hard would you pop?
>>15324239Yeah, he underdelivered significantly in that match. Even though he's still at the stage of being a bump away from death.
>>15324244Execpt for Comoroto
>>15324244annd I will always say the GREATEST low card storyline ever made was Cutler and Avalons race for their first win
mark putting in some motherfucking work!!
>>15324244That's how the girls were getting over, letting everyone goon over them
>>15324239He literally didn't do shit in the match. The only bump he took was a voluntary thumbtack spot after the show went off the air.
>>15324223he shows up to attack swerve during his entrance
>>15324230>girl1: Kumquat>brush: distintas.net>girl2: literally and unironically me
>>15324227lmao whenever I remember this
>>15324254There was only one other storyline ever on Dark besides that one
>>15324244Dark was ridiculously great for what it was. Once then Twice with Elevation was fantastic for just sitting back and enjoying matches.>>15324248Very true. There's still a lot to like and appreciate.
>no rap evil company
>razorwire jones
>>15324268I have watched wrestling since the early 80s when even Vince wasent big and I still say the it was the greatest low card storyline ever
>>15324127>>15324262faith restored
>Razorwire Jones
>>15324275A simple miss to make fun of Jeff doing his dance while running in to save Matt would have been great. Still, Acclaimed are super focused on this match.
That was a hate crime!
VIOLENCE
Bowens dead
goddamn, that looked gnarly!!
OH GAWD MAH BALLS
I don't know if I'm getting old or something but really don't need the CZW stuff when there's zero heat to the feud
I'm not feeling Hangman's nee theme
>THE REVERSE OREO!!!!Woah was this racist
HANGMAN FORGOT HIS MEDS
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
You just know Cornetty is gonna hate all this, haha
Make fun of AEW all you want, but they can make modern day hardcore matches fun even with blemishes.
HANGER WHERE YOU AT NIGGA
this has been miles better than the last blood and guts
hangman is busy getting the rope ready for swerve
>>15324296just make him a drunk again ffs
Odds on Peepfag seething over hangman?
BUT WHOS SIDE IS HE ON
>>15324279Was waiting for the last 30 minutes lol that's usually when I do it
based hanger not showing up until swerve comes out
>>15324309He just wants to kill Swerve
>>15324300They should do more gimmick matches it’s what they excel at desu
>yambag yahtzee city over there
YAM BAG YATZEE CITY OVER HERE
Only until Swerve comes out, Page will be there
>no blood at all from barbed wirefake and gay
HANG HIM FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE ADAM PAGE
>>15324312>Kumquat posting traps>Yam Bag Jones>Babysitteranon>Brush gif posterShit like this is why this board can be so damn comfy during gamethreads
based Hanger starting the race war
>Wrestling while chewing gumYou negroes will never appreciate how much I hate this
>comes out the same tunnelHow'd you not see him walking out nigga?
NIGGA NIGGA NO
Based hanger
we cookin with gas now!!
BEAT HIS ASS HANGMAN
Nanabros...
>YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRI->I BEAT NIGGERS TILL THEY DIE
HANGMAN SHOW HIM HOW THIS ELECTION IS GONNA GO BROTHER
ZA ANTAGONIST HANGMAN ADAM PAGE IS HERE
I fucking love haters
And the crowd still no reaction for Hangma'am
>>15324325Dynamite is the comfiest of all threads doe
>>15324315They really do a great job with cinematic / gimmick matches. No doubt. Should swerve straight into more reality TV style stuff while still keeping enough of traditional wrestling elements. At least for the more meaningful aspects. Not completely.
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>A deal is a deal, even with a dirty dealer
big hanger hours
>>15324308>>15324350There he is!
>PEOPLE LIKE YOU DONT DESERVE THISHOLY SHIT HANGMAN
A DEAL IS A DEAL HANGMANYOU HAVE TO SUCK ON MY TITS
>Faggot smark community theater damn I should've known
THE MATCH BEYOND
>ringing the bell when Swerve isn't even insidefucking hell
>Blood and Guts women’s screen time.. >2021 - 3:16>2022 - 6:26 >2023 - 2:27>2024 - 20:58The Mercedes effect
Damn. Hangman bout to be fired and looking like Magnum TA
hanger vs okader finna slap at wembley
>hangman okada at wembley
>match starts before all 10 men are in the ringwho booked this shit?
HANGMAN DID NOTHING WRONG
>>15324370he's a part of the ring, anon. He's fused with it.
>Match only officially began with 15 mins leftWe're getting 20 mins overtime, aren't we?
>>15324370He's an EVPring the damn bell
>>15324370>"I'm an EVP ring the damn bell">DUHH WHY ARE THEY RINGING THE BELL???You okay bro?
>>15324370They just explained why good god guy
>>15324379Swerves arms are sorta kinda in the ring. The passed the plan when he pressed against the fence so that counts
>>15324372tbf blood and guts used to start before the 2nd hour and today is started like 20 min past
>>15324370>Not listening to your EVPsThat's a fine
>>15324379He's an EVP god damnit
>>15324370Did you miss the opening where they used a rigged coin for the flip?
>match officially starts after its been going on for 45 minutes
>>15324352Non-AEW Gamethreads simply can't compete.
Nana is going to free Swerve
>>15324399It's been this way since 1987
Cutlerbros...
Double J bout to lay the guitar to Cutler
That was an awesome guitar shot
SICKOS WE FEASTING
>RING THE GOD DAMN BELLthe elite is about to violate the geneva convention
based double j got a blood and guts check
>>15324399pins / submissions don't count until everyone has been announced / sent to the ring. The EVPS cheated with Swerve's position.
why are all these boomers here now?
JJ FINNA MAKE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN
>>15324399This dumb bitch doesn't know why they call it the Match Beyond.
THE PROTAGONIST OF AEW, JEFF JARRETT
>it's a "they don't practice unlocking cuffs for live TV" episode
Swerve is the master of B&E
>>15324420The old guard are making the Elite earn it the right way.
ITS... SWERRRR4VE
S L A P N U T S
>>15324429Tay Melo's fat ass botching the lock awhile back
Thank fuck they were able to get the handcuffs off
GET HIS ASS HANGER
I'm gonna say this, Bryan should have not won the owen
>>15324438>Luke and Daddy Magic just slipping through the barswill never not be funny
this is for the sickos (fujoshis)
>crowd still hot after all the shenanigans
This staredown would be a lot more intense if Hanger had won the tournament.
kek did they do that sequence out of order
>>15324444It'll be fine, Hanger's gonna get a year long reign that hopefully is ended by Darby or a returning Kenny.
this is some kino lads
>>15324452God bless this crowd
>COME ON YOU GODDAMN NIGGER BLEED FOR ME AGAIN SO I CAN DRINK IT ALL UPwhat the actual fuck Hangman
Why does Swerve have a gut?
>>15324456Seconded.
>4 staple gun spotthis is a retarded DDT spot
>another KINO blood and guts with my frens
>>15324461cultivating mass, brother
That's fucked lmao
>staple the darkieLMFAO THIS IS RACIST!
lmao what the fuck
This is staple kino
I really hope swerve dies in the ring
Oh man thats fucking great
THE FUCK? They rob a Home Depot with those staple guns?
Big Stapler getting their money's worth this match
Swerve swerving brothers!
This is a lynching
BAH GAWD THEY’RE LYNCHING THAT NEGRO
RACIST
This is kino
perfection
I HOPE HE GOT THAT FAGGOT PERRYS ARTERY
BROS WONT STAPLES PUNCTURE YOUR LUNGS WTF BROS
FUCKIN A!!!
This match has been fun
Pretty based
>staples in Jacks neckwhat the fuck
this is some john wick staple shit
based swerve
bro executed Jack with that shit
swerve and hangman take themselves out of it and set up the next match. This match is decided with the rest.
>>15324467based and bloodpilled
All you PG wrestling watchers get the fuck out
That was a lame sendoff for Swerve and Page
>swerve holding the staple gun sidewaystop kek
>tilt-o-whirl backbreaker into a "aim the staple gun sideways and shoot" spotmost black thing I've seen all week
Those Guy Fieri Pants Hanger is wearing are absolute dimes.
>Setting up double tableWHO'S JUMPIN OFF THE CAGE
god fucking dammit darby's going off the top of the cage
5.5 stars already
oh shit, table spot from the top of the cage
>shoot staple gun and staplesThese bruhs cray cray
LIL NIGGA DONT DO IT
PiPbros...
Lil Nigga finna die via tables
Darby is flying off the cage onto the tables isn't he?
Wouldn't it be nice if the Bucks killed themselves by accident
DARBY NO PLEASETHINK ABOUT EVEREST
>stacked table spotPreliminary F to lil nigga
Someone needs to save little nigga
Hope Darby gets another gnarly scar but otherwise stays safe
DEATH INCOMING
>>15324528This but with the acclaimed
LIL NIGGA NO ITS NOT WORTH IT BRO WTFCFFF
granger going over clean
>OlympicsCan't wait to watch snoop dogg carry the torch!
>Darby will kill a man on live tv before he inevitably diesDIMES
>>15324531Or not....didn't actually expect Bowens to fall there.
damn okay bowens
RIP Bowens
Bowens eating that table spot means Darby is doing something even nastier, Shit
that was a tiny fall you dont need 4 tables for that lmfaoo
>>15324548coffin drop from the rafters
DIVINE INTERVENTION
Based Darby
>>15324551biggest bump Bowens has ever taken besides anal from his bf
YAS NIGGA
>>15324516He doesn't like blood
>>15324555nailed it
kino
JAYDRILLERS FOR EVERYONE
>Bowens ded
>>15324551He's new to this give him a break
Holy shit
fuckin a, this rules
BASED LIL SPIDER NIGGA
>Perry hung up like JesusPottery
BASED LIL NIGGA
LIL NIGGA CLIMBIN' DEM MONKEY BARS
Handcuffs are overdone in this match type.
This fuckin rules lads
Where iz Swerve n Hanger
>>15324563But he likes guts
This B&G is wild
LIL NIGGA DOIN SOME NINJA WARRIOR SHIT
>MONKEYBAR JONES
okay that coffin drop was sick
every time it's surrender or I quit someone gets beat up and someone quits to save them. Same finish in every company every time.
kek what a scapegoat bitch
JACK IS DEAD
Darby is not human and we are lucky we got to see him do this kinda shit all these years
>>15324582They fell off the stage a while ago
those have to hurt
SCAPEGOAT BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
JESUS CHRIST MARK
Darby is gonna torture him Mexican cartel style
based lil nigga
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
Jack taking a beating
Elite are winning based on how much AEW are getting offense in right now.
THAT;S A FINE MARK
CHAIR SHOTS TO THE HEAD ARE BACK
>unprotected head spotpress F for AEW
Jack Perry is tough but he aint Briscoe tough
these retards misplaced the gasoline
kino match
Boom perry goes blank
This match is shoot ppv level insanity
WHAT A CHAIRSHOT
DARBY NO
BURN THAT NIGGA UP
>>15324610>we gimmicked the chair
pyro bros rise up
this shits becoming top kino real quick
DO IT FOR PUNK
drones are going to cry to the network about this one KEK
>Tony having Jack killed live on air as revenge for losing Punk
perry was caned for our sins
>not using gasoline brand gasolinePissant company
>>15324588The only time it ever worked was with Rhyno in the final episode of ECWHe was straight up gonna kill a nigga's wife lmao forget who though
>>15324588every single god damn fucking time. Some dipshit is about to quit to save Jack. Same fucking finish every year. Every company.
>>15323802>>15323802>>15323802NEEEEEEEW
WE EATIN' BBQ TONIGHT
SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO LITERALLY DIE UP IN THIS SHIT WTF LMAO
KINO
Poor Anna
Stop the damn match!!!!!!!!!!!
>>15324633yup. Same boring no pop finish.
LIGHT HIM UP ANYWAY
Ending took too long, but match was based otherwise
Darby wins the TNT again and brings normalcy back. Love it!
arent team aew supposed to be the faces here? this is wild
DARBY...
Where is Swerve and Hangman?!?!?!?!?!
BURN HIM ANYWAY
>royal rampage
>the party didn't get started after all
>>15324657The hero does what's necessary to destroy the enemy. Arnold told you.
>>15324645>Jack plays with those tits and ass every nightIts not fair
finish was flat but that match was tremendous
>>15324678*watches Hobbs play with them
>>15324678Her butt is her best asset
>>15324660Cared only about their feud from the start as they told you and their teammates from the get go.
>>15324688Hobbs is a good family man so STFU with your MJF tribe fetish shit
>>15324688oh stop it!
