Show starts at 5:30am EDT / 10:30am BST. 53 MINUTES TILL SHOWTIMEOpening VTR - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MNijjO5zk>G1 CLIMAX 34 B Block MatchYuya Uemura (2–0) vs Konosokue Takeshita (2–0)>G1 CLIMAX 34 B Block MatchHENARE (2–0) vs David Finlay (0–2)>G1 CLIMAX 34 B Block MatchEl Phantasmo (0–2) vs Yota Tsuji (1–1)>G1 CLIMAX 34 B Block MatchJeff Cobb (1–1) vs Ren Narita (1–1)>G1 CLIMAX 34 B Block MatchHirooki Goto (0–2) vs Boltin Oleg (1–1)>Tag Team MatchLos Ingobernables De Japon (Shingo Takagi & Tetsuya Naito) vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (EVIL & Dick Togo)>Tag Team MatchTMDK (Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita) vs War Dogs (Jake Lee & Gabe Kidd)>6 Man Tag MatchShota Umino, Tomoaki Honma & Shoma Kato vs United Empire (Great-O-Khan, Callum Newman & Francesco Akira)>Tag Team MatchToru Yano & Katsuya Murashima vs Just Five Guys (SANADA & TAKA Michinoku)
>>15326203Im glad Yuya decided to show that he's not hopeless at all in Osaka. Got me to stay for this main event
>>15326203What a grim card. You troons shoot watching this garbo at this early hour on Thursday?
>>15326239HEAT STORM is worth it
>>15326239I'm here to watch Uemura squashing Take-a-shita.
>>15326246I believe in the firey tranny stomper Yuya Uemura
>>15326203>4 tag matchesSigh
>>15326239Afraid so
>floor seat venuegay
is tonight gonna be worthwhile? the absence of a kidd singles match makes me think maybe i should go back to sleep instead
>>15326313this is normal
>>15326313Its gonna be 5 on Saturday but at least it's earlier and on a weekend.>>15326334Yes.
>>15326333i think the first match and the last match will be firethe other 3 could be hit or miss.
>>15326333More worthwhile than last show at least, even without Takeshita
GUESS WHO'S WINNER GUESS WHO'S WINNER
Kino video, shit song
>>15326354Yup
>>15326354The part when it focuses on Naito and his G1 wins is especially based
I got suspended with pay at the very beginning of June. I thought to myself why couldnt this have happened during g1 climax time.Here I am still suspended still paid.
>>15326334I know that anon. Is anyone elses world like unusable dogshit constantly stopping or should I shut the website down and reopen i keep getting buffered
>>15326358what did you do, anon?
>>15326369Not for me, but this shit tends to happen sometimes, if you need sleep or anything, you should just probably get it and watch the vod later.
>>15326369Your internet is shit
Easy dub, TAKAbros
>>15326373Cant say anon. Gotta wait to see how things pan out.What I can say is that Management like all of management has given me ammo for a year. One of them got cunty with me the last time, shit thing were cool until a series of events. The other people were cunts but him and I got along until we didnt. He said some shit about me to another manager loudly on the floor in front of customers so I came out and unloaded on him verbally. I worked him into calling corporate. Only thing is he started it he has said some shit and I blew the lid off of everything I have let slide by.Unironically right now I am JTG waiting on a phonecall.I feeeeeeeeel like they are just hiding me and the problem as if I go full scorched earth on top of what Ive talked to my dm and the guy who is in charge of hr. Company stock too high right now, dont think they want bad press to hinder it and I know a lot. But who knows they got a lot of money I just want them to offer me a buyout at this point and give me shares on top of that because it makes TKO shares fucking laughable
Geek ass nigga
shota umino fucking sucks
badash...
Would it kill for Shota to come out normally? Thus entrance shtick got old quick
>>15326387I think it was the laptop because its fixed itself after I closed the page and reopened the tab.>>15326376Im trying not to miss the g1 at all if my set of circumstances remain the same. The only reason I didnt watch night one was because it started at 3 on a day I did a lot then drank a lot and it was ten block matches.
>>15326402he wants to be jeong mosque li
i dont like the way this announcer intonates things
>>15326407Well hes japanese.....I miss hearing jaaaay huuuuuuhwyyyyyyyyytoeeeeeeeee
>>15326402The entrance is the only thing Shota still has going for him at this pointHe'd be even less over without it
>0 pointsGreat O KWAB
>>15326413its the fading out at the end for me
entrance so long my cat fell asleep
>>15326419Give him the strap brother he's ready.Naitos entrances have put me to sleep on at least 2 occasions
I just wanted to say, last G1 night you guys were all shitting on Shota and praising KiddMeanwhile everybody else in the world (including 5chan) were celebrating the match as a great effort from both men and the establishment of a hot new feud that will carry on for years.Just a classic case of 4chan schizos being stuck in their own world.
>>15326426ok now go back and listen to how much no one cared about shottetty and cope some more
If Shota is really winning then he needs to wrestle as little as possible, heal up and start getting his physique back
>>15326426I dont give a fuck what the japanese like. I Dont care what anybody likes. I Like what I like and who I like. No one is going to influence that. Shooter is the least original young lion from the class I came in. He wrestles the worst out of narita, tsuji, yuya and himself.Worse than david finlay and gabe.Been away for almost a year basically.He looked like a tana wannabe and now that okadas gone he cut his tana hair short and bleached it blonde because he cant be his own man.Hell he even clings to a nickname some deadbeat alcoholic gave him and he used to carry his jacket as part of his entrance.Rivetting.I dont hate shota like others seem too but hes the worst especially now that narita has ditched the son of shibata gimmick
>crowd more excited for KhanKek
>>15326426I just thought it was funny as hell seeing that finish and the shitposting after. It was a great setup for the future but I need to see Shota churn out something great before we get there.
great o khan is the guy who likes vtubers right?
>>15326453And deliver pancakes to children he has savedTHESE MY DAWGS FOR REAL
>>15326431I guess your ears are delusional too.>>15326445I can tell by the first terrible sentence of your rambling blogpost that you're the Tamafag so I ain't reading all that shit nigga. You don't even watch anymore lol
THESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FR
Whats up with the backwards too sweet?Love Jake LeeAnd Gabuuuuuu kidddooooo is my dawg for real
A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE
>>15326460You just dont read any opinion that doesnt echo yours. Enjoy your lack of pussy
>>15326463Its a War Dogs thing. The upside down too sweet with Jay's Bullet Club is my favorite.
>>15326426Please tell me this is a work and you aren't this big of a massive faggot.
>I get to see Fujita wrestleBased>pinned by Jake LeeCringe
>>15326471The long drawn out football huddle too sweet always popped meWardogs too sweet looks good to I like it its different
zack sabre jr rule 34?
>>15326485Yea im watching my volume low I thought i heard that too
>>15326474>if you aren't as big of a schizo as i am you're a faggot ok retard
>>15326474If you ever stick your head outside of the fucking terrible 4chan /njpw/ schizo bubble, you'll realize that everyone loved the match and didn't see it was a one-sided affair other than you psychopaths.
>>15326485a joke Shane Haste made on twitter
DONT MAKE ME SEND THESE DAWGS IN THE STREETS
he's my daughter ill
Time to watch as Togo yet again gets Naito through the smoothest Destino we've seen since Ospreay knocked that nigga out and did 98% of the work
NJPW World fucking sucks
>>15326426>>15326491>>15326497These are all you. I dont care what the rest of the wrestling world thinks and right now you are arguing with the person who has talked the least shit about Shota. At no point did I say the match sucked, that gabe carried it, that it lacked because of shooter.No you are talking about how the rest of the world was gushing over this match and shooter in particular and I am crazy for not wanting to scour the web for people to validate my opinions for you.You want to love shooter go ahead.It doesnt change that he is not as good as narita or yuya and isnt even in the same galaxy as tsuji. Thats not me saying hes shit. Dude needs a gimmick and needs to be himself.Calling me a skitzo while dying on a hill for shooter is just blatantly hypocritical.Just enjoy the wrestling you like man, I gotta ask though if your opinion is so different from everyone on here why do you post here?
>>15326511but enough about peacock
Huge accomplishment for Naito to get down those stairs
>>15326516No peacock actually works.Njpwworld worked on my decade old xbox one and my xbox series s then at some point before this years wrestle kingdom it will not work on their.Also finding matches and full events from years past is fucking annoying
>>15326524we dont sign our posts here
Naito will always be my GOAT even if he's a broken down sawdusted kneeless nigga.
>>15326526That doesnt even make sense in this context stop working me into a comical shoot
If Shota wins the G1, I think there's a real possibility that audiences turn on him between now and WK
that heel switchout shit is one of my favorite tropes in all of wrestling
>>15326527Even without the proper functional ability to walk he still produces kino
>>15326515Tamafag, you're an avatarfag, your posts are rambling blogposts about yourself, and you stopped watching NJPW to watch WWE (lol)Your opinions could not be more worthless in these threads. Please don't bother replying, I'm not going to read. One look is all it takes to recognize a giant Tamafag paragraph of drivel, Io don't need to actually read a single word.
>>15326203Bald bitch is going to lose..... Ren KWAB needs an overhaul of his character give him some New finisher and New attire and look also Fuck chubby dollar store jay white clone.
>targeting the kneesThis is true EVIL
>>15326546>Bald bitch is going to loseI think there's a possibility that Yuya continues to win but loses to Tsuji (it's both of their penultimate matches) and then maybe Bolton plays spoiler
no one bothers to sell the garrote anymore
>>15326546>Bald bitch is going to loseWhich one? There's like 3 of em
>>15326560nah, Takeashit is a tranny so he'll go 6-3 with a huge winning streak
>>15326544I always watched wwe. I stopped from time to time and yea all of 2019 until the beginning of this year I stopped watching wwe except I watched all of 2023s ppv. I enjoy wwe again they are doing better than they have in some time. I left because I had work that has me up way to early so I worked through everything. I didnt leave njpw because I wanted to I couldnt keep up with it because I am that busy. Your life must be a sad one I am glad I left a lasting impact on it to know Ive worked you into numerous shoots for what almost 5 years at this point is hilarious. Most of your favorite wrestlers left njpw and are worse off for it. My guy left njpw which sucks but he went to wwe and they have treated him well so far.
Kek fuck you EVIL
Theyre doing EVIL/Shingo in Osaka again. Im so happy
this nigga fuck iyo... respec
>>15326544Tamafag is more welcomed here than you. Christ almighty.
Naito smiling and having fun with Shingo and EVIL
Look I want Oleg to win.But either have goto win this g1 or make this be his last
>Newman on commentary
Boltin the based balding chad
No pressure GOATobros, we can come back th first 2 days
>>15326582>more welcomedSaar, do not redeem the supporting of the Avatarfaggot
Based BARS
>>15326587I love Goto but the former ain't happening sadly.
>>15326588NEWMAN
I love Bolt Lesnar but I hope Goto gets the W here. They need a strong, mobile gatekeeper with at least SOME credibility
>>15326597Like Im not saying put the dude out to pasture.But no TaichiNo YanoNo IshiiNo tanaNo lil kNo YOSHINo pieter
Boltin Oleg should win the G1 this year
>stream fucks up as Boltin shakes the niggaI hate this
Oleg should join UE and occasionally team up with Jeff Cobb to bully the super jrs.
Goto being the lonely warrior holding back the tide of change, is based
>>15326613That's Shingo
>>15326627That's too OP, they already have HENARE in there. I love Oleg representing the Lion Mark
Good nearfalls
We're on the board!
Boltin looked a little gassed there at the end, not gonna lieHe's really good at kickouts though, reminds me of Jay White's timing almost. 2.99999
>>15326591Nah I standby my grammatically incorrect statement. I like the tamaposter and you are much worse. Plus you post here more than he does.
>>15326646I miss Jay. Whatever happened to him? He just disappeared after leaving NJPW
Wasn't Ren supposed to be a when he came back or was I thinking of someone else
This new jacket is so much better
>>15326652he got put in the tranny toybox, tonikan doens't want to play with him anymore
>>15326655to be clear I'm remembering either "He's basically the Jr version of x" where x is either Okada or Shibata in terms of looks
>>15326655What?
>>15326662Right now he's the Heavyweight version of Kanemaru
>>15326663a Jr
>>15326662Ive been out of the loop but apparently a few months ago he lost a match turned heel and this is his first g1 because everything he did befoee his heel turn didnt happen in his mind.
HOLY shit lol
Inconceivable Cobbu loses to this dork
>>15326667What explanation has been given that all the young lions got to skip being jrs. Tsuji makes sense maybe even yuya and shooter but narita is jr. size. How is it someone much older than narita never ascends to heavy? Or was that just kanemarus choice
Narita looks like he plays shitty old NES games and complains about women all day in his room
Ren hiding his 8 pack abs from the crowd for heat
Ren's nose is massive
Kek someone threw an empty water bottle at narita
>>15326692he got legit heat with the jappies, that's a hard thing to do
Cobb should really be booked better
>>15326684Narita looks like he plays League.
is it the most boring match of the G1 for now ?
Alright I need Cobb to start killing him again
>3 straight matches without taking his shirt off
>>15326652He went to make some money but he'll be back eventually, just like Okada
>>15326724>Okadanah he can stay there
>>15326707Yeah I dont come to a Jeff Cobb match to see him sell for the whole thing
I wanted him to break thr bar in half so badly
man what happened to this nigga?
Nah sorry guys but Ren sucks
>>15326727He'll be back.
His finisher is the fucking X-Factor?Push this nigga to the fucking moon
Ren Narita is the heavyweight Sho
he's here
ELP is being such a bitch. Jado should have left with Hikuleo.
/ourguy/ is gaining his motivation back!
Tsuji's smile and optimism: Gone
>>15326707I just realized something...Naibros....
>E>L>PIMAHEADBANGA
>>15326759I'll hit the ring the moment Solo tries to put hands on Solo
>>15326774Based nofap Jado
>>15326755without any of the charisma, charm, or comedic sense
Tsuji needs to cut down on the Marlowe pudding
>>15326774on JADO. fuck
>>15326749his cock won't be thoughbeit
Tsuji needs to cut off his cock
>>15326782He's Japanese so it's not a big loss
>>15326778eat shit his finisher is the X-Factor. Yen for days
>>15326789You're such a contrarian retard you'd think it was based if he did The Stroke
He may be getting his composure back but I hope he stays scoreless till the last day
>>15326794*X-Factors u*That's what I thought BITCH
>>15326794I think the x factor isnt a bad finisher I do think the finish of the match sucked because we just saw this happen last matchWhy do all of his opponents try to use his weapon
>>15326786Yappari, little kokku are not missed.
>>15326794I swear all you do is fucking complain what do you like?
oh fuck here we go
>>15326820He likes Oleg because muh Inokism and EVIL for some reason
>>15326707it wasthis one is even more boring
How does he not break or tear something doing that all the time?
>>15326820What, are you asking what finishing moves I like other than the X Factor? Like thinking the X Factor is a shitty, retarded WWE-tier move is somehow an outrageous opinion? kekDo you want me to list based finishers in this G1 specifically, or of all time? Anyway, fine>Tour of the Islands/Wrath of the Islands>Last of the Dragons>Gabe's Piledriver>Gabe's rebound left armed lariat>Takeshita's Zahi>Takeshita's wheelbarrow german suplex>Takeshita's BTB or Falcon Driver>Boltin's Kamikaze>ELP's CRII>Everything is EvilI could really go on all day dudeRen's X-Factor and Callum doing the Oscutter are really the only finishers in the G1 I think are complete shit
time to see submission specialist yota tsuji
>>15326831I hate Inokism, you have no idea who you're talking to lol
Gimme some curb stomps already
>>15326839*X-Factors u again*
>>15326839My favorite Takeshita finish is the cross armed German but I haven't seen him use it since he left DDT
>>15326851*monster poo*
Yota is fucking SWEATING
>>15326853He's still in DDT but I know what you mean
>>15326850Those moves are so fucking gaydoing a Seth Rollins move should be a death sentence >>15326857yeah he has no cardio>even the commentators just buried him for it
>>15326857would you lick his sweaty nipples after a long match ?
>>15326860only if he smiles at me
>Walker saying Tsuji has no cardio and can't do long matchesJesus Christ why is he burying the talentis this an official story?
Tsuji is a dimeless Shield cosplayer
I can't figure out if ELP is Skinny Omega or Logan Smaul.
WHAT THE FUCK
YEAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYsorry soodge
IMAHEADBANGA
>>15326864elp was VERY thinly veiling his opinion on gabe being an unsafe shitter yesterday lol
TSUJIFAGS BTFOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAOH NO NO NO NO NO
The white man is back in power
>>15326868Logan Smaul. Faces are more similar than omega
>>15326876first time hearing ELP on commentary? he always buries everyoneand the companyhe was burying NJPW for having the wrong colored lights for SANADA, etc
>>15326876What was said?
>only 2 people left with 0 points are Finlay and O-KWAB
Henare come outs to Alien Weaponry? Based
>Henare vs Finlayholy fuck bros ya couldn't pay me to watch this sludge
Lol i just realized they dont push NJPW collections anymore
I got that Finlay swagger, do you ?
FOUR SAVAGE GENERATIONSTAKE THIS AS MY DECLARATION
>>15326896what's that again?
He's lookin' crispy
Tsujifags are awfully quiet...what gives?
DEVIDOOOOOFINLAYYYYEEEEE
>>15326896Naito as well???
>2024>Bullet Club
this nigga been tanning, huh?
What did Ace mean by this?
>>15326904
>>15326910Tsuji is in the doghouse, it's over.
Geibu, he disrespected the belt you care for most
>>15326910ELP is winning the big one
>>15326900Diablo loco
what the fuck was that
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>15326896It's still active and you get check-in bonuses for going to the shows still but they just don't have intermission between shows to plug them
>>15326934I like that the war dogs do this.I dont know if I have the energy to watch the main evenr so Im probably bouncing when the entrances started.Giving my remaining energy to yuya
Finlay chest up is crispy as hell
>1 count spotFuck you.
Sick powerbomb
COCONUT NIGGAS RISE
I want this cringelord to win his block for shits and giggles
Based finish
This version of henare is better than terminator aaron henare.That one was good for me match of the night alright guys hope the next match is good Ill catch it on the afternoon enjoy the rest of your week see you saturday hopefully
>>15326888Now there's only one...
Finlay's fuckin cringe
>HENARE vs Takeshita based
Yuya chads it's time
Trannyshitter is obviously winning
Come on Yuya, send that tranny packing
>take a shit paints his nailsfag
penis music theme
>MUH TRANNIES
feel the heat storm
>paints his nailsHe MUST eat the Deadbolt today
HEATU STORMMMMMMM
Yuya chads we got this
>>15326992>>15326999He's done that for every single match he's had so far you blind retarded gorilla niggers lol
>canned crowd chants in his name>pan to the actual crowd, no one is moving kek
Takeshita looking nervous. We've got this Storm bros
Time for the best match of Uemura's short career
>>15327004this nigga has been paying attention to his nails the whole tour KWAF
yuya nigga got that skittle package gear
naturally the stream fucks up the most when it's time for the main event
I fucking love that flying clothesline
>Walker pretending that Tony is watching the G1kek
>that elbow dive counterso fucking cool
Takeshita almost jamming his own knee protecting Yuya there.
>>15327034He was live tweeting during it last year newfag so he probably is yeahunfortunately
The Japanese crowd treating this match with respectful silence
I'm respectfully bored.
>>15327034I am.
>>15327041Are you perhaps deaf or just retarded
>>15327040>last yearYeah to see Okada and Ospreay before he poached them. He's got no reason to watch this year's (and let's not pretend he actually cares about Takeshita)
where's my nigga YOH at
>>15327046>he thinks Tony's done poachingoh no no no... we're getting too cocky nujamal bros.
>>15327046You really think he's not watching the Zack, Gabe and Finlay toys ?
Why is Takeshita's name not written in Japanese?
>>15327034Him staying silent during that HoT match at WK was very funny
>>15327051Because he came in as a heel from a foreign promotion probablyRiki Choshu also used to do it
>>15327040so he's not even pretending to watch this year
>>15327051I guess he thinks it looks cool. Shinsuke did the same thing when he came over to wrestle Muta
>>15327050Grim
>>15327051Because translated into Japanese, his name means "the one who takes a shit" and they don't want the audience to laugh at him
Takeshita is putting over all of Uemura's stuff massively in this matchHe's selling his arm consistently, so I expect a finish involving it
he basically fucking deadlifted him for that
>>15327064Deadbolt 1, 2, 3
>>15327051It's common for Jap wrestlers to sometimes stylize their names in latin script, they can choose how they write it. I'm guessing Takeshita being based in USA now makes it more applicable since he wants to seem like a foreign heel.
>>15327064I expect a Takeshita win or a Yuya rollup finish
dead main event bros
Uemura looked scared to catch this nigga but I don't blame him. Dude is massive.
>>15327076Tsujifag absolutely seething about his guy losing still i see
>Both arms are shotDEADBOLT SUPLEX TIME
>>15327081I'm not a Tsujifag, I'm just a man who can audibly hear silence from the crowd
>>15327084De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt I guess
Uemura is simply a manlet SANADA
>switches arms Oh my god this man is BASED now
>>15327093SANADA is the "Cold Skull", dude. He is nothing like Uemura who is full of babyface fire. Even after SANADA's gimmick change, he's still kind of a cold presenceYou know nothing about wrestling
Uemura is learning fast
I want to suck Yuya's cock.
>>15327097He is nothing more than a manlet SANADA
>>15327102Seething Tsujischizo hates every new guy who isn't Tsujiwe get itYou don't need to sign your posts
>>15327107I don't hate manlet SANADA you absolute schizo
YES THROW HIS ASS YUYA
New Japan's future is looking good, we have:>Diet Naito>Sanada Jr.>The Mime>The Mime's Jannettylol
>>15327120Yuya is being kino right now, you retard
Come on HEAT STORM
Yuya is fucking great
>>15327123That dude has nothing but negative shit to sayHe's probably the guy that spams /njpw/ about pedos, a complete shitposterignore him
Deadbolt is a kino finisher. Even the set up is great
The G in G1 stands for HEAT STORM
5 Star Yuya did it again
FUCKING GET IN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Like I said, the best match of Uemura's career so farTakeshita is doing more to get the new guys over than NJPW by himself, kek
B-B-B-BASED HEAT STORM
HOLY FUCKING BASED HEAT STORM JUST BEAT THE TRANNY
Fucking kinoYuya is now 3-3 for bangers in a the weaker block
Well done manlet SANADA you overcame the odds
TNA is in fact better than AEW
That finish was fucking outstanding. I can't even believe he won.
i shoot hate yuya's finisher
>>15327143why does no one watch it then
Shotabrosh... Yuya ish mogging ush...
>>15327147Nah its based
>>15327147You're probably the nigger that likes the X Factor
>>15327148Because TNA is better than it.
I believe.
>>15327149I would say Shota vs. Kidd was every bit as good as that match to be quite honest with you senpai
>>15327153cope
He's the fucking man
The unKWABing of Yuya has been very impressive.
>Uemura: Listen, Takeshita! I will prtect Strong Style! You want to be the best int he world right? It's not just you. With all the promotions in the world right now, I will protect Strong Style. And I'm on my third win! >Through professional wrestling I want to fire up this whole country. To do that, first I have to be the best. Who's going to fire this place up? It'll be the Heat Storm Yuya Uemura!Holy based
Takeshita has little in the way of personality for someone who works for two different comedy WWE parody feds
>>15327173>Melts the ice cold promotion in you're pathBASED
>>15327137Tony poached Okada, so he sent Takeshita to do the job Okada should've done
>>15327107Where’s the dumbass that kept insisting Tsujischizo likes sanada