CM Punk on his fondest AEW memories>Darby Allin immediately comes to mind. I like to think that was a special moment for Darby, being a straight-edge kid
>cry more punk
>>15331407Punk already missing aew lmao
MJFBros...
I always thought Punk should have been Darby's mentor, and they should have paired Sting with Danhausen.
>>15331450>MJF shits where he eats instead of watering the grass
>>15331407>I like to think that was a special moment for Darby>and I think we told a nice little story
>>15331460Danhausen is literally a gag wrestler. Why the fuck would they pair Sting up with him?
>>15331492All Out 2021 was by far the most bought AEW PPV to date so he's right
>>15331504Stink has been a gag wrestler since December 29th 1997
>>15331407everyone loves lil nigga
>>15331407>I like to think that was a special moment for Darby,>for Darby
>>15331407I like Darby but the dude just won't commit to wrestling. So it's hard for me to put too much stock in the dude. I mean you had sting dedicate the end of his career to helping you get over and you go and blow it all away for what?
>>15331450They're both keeping kayfabe with that feud for when MJF signs with WWE
>we told a nice little storyloool this fucking carny. Reminder this match was a move-for-move copy of Bret-123 Kid
>>15331407>How about you get no offence, and despite me being about the same size as you, old, horribly out of shape, and winded the whole match, I absolutely dominate you and that's the whole story and Tony keeps you off TV for a few weeks afterwards just to make sure you're nice and cooled off?>I like to think that was a special moment for Darby
>>15331407>>15331573Does he actually think everyone starts crying tears of joy when meeting him or something?
>>15331407>either of them being "straight edge" everkek
>>15331407Darby is actual straight edge and sticks with it. Punk is "straight edge" which means "ill pop oxys, xanax, ambien and ask for more as long as a doctor says i should". If he just claimed to be a teetotaler like Lawler it would be true. But when you have a guy who takes fucking xanax before he can cut a promo telling someone who considers writing poetry a way to deal with breaking his ankle they are doing the same thing, it does not really come across as being endearing.
>>15331450so why does Punk hate MJF? They had the only memorable fucking storyline in that company. I remember reading that MJF tattled on or told everyone Punk started the fight at All out but never knew if that was true or not. Is that why Punk hates him?
>>15331889>Darby has more in common with megadruggie Jeff Hardy than "straight edge" PhilHeh.
>>15331578Darby isn’t a mark for the business
>>15331692If you don't think Darby was hyped to get Punk's first match back in 7 years your hatred for Punk is unreal. Just like 3 years before he was getting ragdolled by Ethan fucking Page in Evolve in front of like 50/75 people.
>>15331926Weird way to say he's not dedicated to his profession but okay.
>>15331947Until I hear it from him that his match against Punk was something he felt giddy about, it's just Philwankfiction
>I like to think that was a special moment for DarbyThis dude really thinks he’s the second coming holy fuck
TOT
>>15331972>hey kid so here's the match>you are going to sell the entire time while i awkwardly stumble through spots>even though your entire thing is being an unstoppable underdog and you have won matches after shit like taking a powerbomb from the ring onto the ring steps, you are going to sell a half assed samoan drop like a gunshot>also the finish is gonna be you hitting me full on with the coffin drop, except i just roll you up and get a three count without actually hitting a finisher or even signature move>and we are gonna do it in a way that makes it look like literally everyone you ever hit with it could have been doing this the entire time>but we are both straight edge so this is really me putting you over!
>>15331407>I like to think that was a special moment for DarbyThis is like Sasha saying she puts people over by burying them
>>15331407Uhh this picture the promo is from has Darby, well after brawl out, on collision saying anyone who rides or dies for AEW is a pillar, like my good friend CM punk. Pretty sure he was taking the piss out of punk
>>15331960https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/darby-allin-match-cm-punk-213000150.html
>>15332038delete this
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>>15331974heh
>>15331407>Coming in and burying Darby when he was at his white hottestYeah great moment Phil, ya selfish narcissistic old creep
>>15332208stupid Jungle Bitch taunting veterans.....needs chokehold punishment!
>>15332038>worried sick because he’s wrestling a dog that’ll bury him if something goes wrong The only good word he actually said about anyone was Sting. It’s obvious that Sting is his biggest influence in AEW.
>>15331460Nah the Punk-Sting-Darby was the path forward
>>15331407How does literally everyone love lil nigga?
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>>15331504you almost got it
