>admits to being literally incapable of watching a movie or TV show without being on his phone>Disney/Universal adult that hasn’t seen most of the shit he’s obsessed with because he stopped watching new media in 1995>spends thousands and thousands of dollars on toys from franchises he never watched, just were popular when he was a child>calls Twitter X and gets very upset when people call it twitter >admitted to having no internal monologue This dude’s autism needs to be studied by an institution
he fucks chelsea green thats cool
childhood cancer fucks you up manhis development was arrested at that timehe's doing great considering
He once posted an asp screenshot on his twitter so he's cool with me
Does anyone have the feet yum pic?
>>15337136>>15337250Ye
>>15337120That's is most adult dweebs today. When a new movie comes out, sometimes they go through all these plot holes that aren't even there, because they can't pay attention anymore.
>>15337120sounds chadly to me, he's got passion, ambition, makes a lot of money, travels, and fucks hot chicks
>>15337136Based. Chelsea is /pw/'s GOAT butterface.
>>15337120Bros, Zack added muscles and went from a dork loser to a success with a hot gf. Assuming I can buy all the drugs, hormones and supplements, and I'll go to the gym, how long does it take a 25 year old skinnyfat 6 footer to get reasonably jacked? I'll pay extra for shortcuts, I don't care what drugs I use, I just want to feel like a man for once.
>>15337967long enough for you to quit early
>>15337120He probably liked that stuff when he was a kid before phones. Most of the collector stuff is based on nostalgic 80s/90s IPs.
>>15337967You don't need the gym bro. You get the right injections and the muscles grow on their own, but they'll cost you 6 figures minimum.
>>15337120it's based to call the shots and relive your childhood while banging a hot broad and making money
>>15337967don't hurry your muscle growth unnaturally and fuck up your heart, liver and body's ability to produce test on its own. work out because the discipline you get from putting on muscle and routinely working out is what makes you a man. it gives you real test and a different disposition. fake roider fags take steroids and wonder why they're still alone but have other men mirin'. taking shortcuts won't make you to be happy
>>15338548fuck, that has gms written all over it. never briefly go over your post changing a word or two and forget that autocorrect changes things mid-type
>>15338548>>15338490Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg rarely go to the gym, and they get more jacked every day. It's not just hormones but CRISPR DNA editing. But that's a privilege for the rich, and six figures is the table stake.
